Not everybody is " YOU" !!!!

[The Voice of Reason]

Normally I dont Post (just read) in any forums But...after reading many of these posts I felt I should point a few things out. First and Foremost Try and remember its only "A GAME"! That being said....let me point out that it only takes One "Assh......"less than 2 seconds to ruin a game.There's also been numerous comments made about this NOOB and that Know it all etc. And many explanations given by the person writing thhe post why HE or She was the "Only Friendly,Incredibly Skilled, Selfless Person " in the server And For some Completely Unjustified Reason were votekicked.LMFAO ...Now not to say that it doesnt happen(because it does)but ( out of 10 times there was probably a reason and very possibly well deserved.Now Im not going to argue for all the reasons a person should be kicked and Im certainly not going to argue the proper way to play the game because thats all in the player. But a couple of points need to be made First Im not sure the game has been out and played long enough for ANYONE to be able to call themselves a" PRO"at it (L4D)I for one Have owned the game since Day One and play it SEVERAL HRS a Week and know Im good but "PRO" I dint think so and let me tell you that although it is only a game...if you and your buddies have been trying for lets say 5 or so hours to get an achievment Lets say "Safety First" and you like me have gotten all your achievments playing on expert (which atleast for me wasnt easy)and In the Final after hours of playing your 2 mins from getting your achievement some idiot joins the game ,comes in and fu...ks it all upit sucks .Especially when you tell them the situation and they not only Screw it up on purpose but when you say something they then became an even bigger ass and TK everybody and leave . Not Cool! This games whole purpose (in my opinion) was created to force people to learn how to play together and become less selfish. Unlike games such as"Halo" and the like this game requires coop play to win. Which brings me to my final point ( I know Ive got a big mouth LOL) we all make mistakes (tk,piss witches off ,etc) and none of us knew the "Quote" "Best PLace To Defend etc when we starteed In fact I dont think there is any one campaign that has that ONE Perfect spot above all others to defend etc. And for the guy who thinks hes Better orfaster because he ran throughthe map aLeaving everyone else behind and then wonders why they are irritated Ill say this to you. Your the NOOB because anyone thats played L$D any time at all knows that your probably for one only trying to get to whatever it is you need first ie the med packs so you can use yours and everyone elses before they get there and two; you run bye triggering the HORDS,the witch,Tank etc and hop in the safe room leaving everyone else to deal with your mess ar you get way ahead ,get taken down ,then complain because the rescue doest get to yiou fast enough LOL Just PLAY HAVE FUN BE NICE TO EACHOTHER. Is that so HARD LOL

[binge]

After 5 seconds I stopped reading..

This is the internet.. This is SERIOUS BUSINESS you know..

[DTard]

tl;got halfway;dr

Learn to use spacebar. kthxbai

[yopdoggy]

Dude.... turn that paragraph into a few sentences.... oh my head....

[UKMD Elmo]

TEXT BLOCK OF DOOM!!!!!

You know, other than sounding immensley pretentious, stupid and egotistical, I'm still not sure exactly what you were trying to say...

[leet_headcrab]

Is this some sort of test, to see how long we can pay attention without getting bored?

[H4yd3n]

Is this some sort of test, to see how long we can pay attention without getting bored?
If so, I definately didn't pass.

[Funky Biscuits]

I came.
I saw.
I left.
Noobrants ftl

[Grieverlionhart]

1st tip to making a point. Look closely nowNormally I dont Post (just read) in any forums But...after reading many of these posts I felt I should point a few things out. First and Foremost Try and remember its only "A GAME"! That being said....let me point out that it only takes One "Assh......"less than 2 seconds to ruin a game.There's also been numerous comments made about this NOOB and that Know it all etc. And many explanations given by the person writing thhe post why HE or She was the "Only Friendly,Incredibly Skilled, Selfless Person " in the server And For some Completely Unjustified Reason were votekicked.LMFAO ...Now not to say that it doesnt happen(because it does)but ( out of 10 times there was probably a reason and very possibly well deserved.Now Im not going to argue for all the reasons a person should be kicked and Im certainly not going to argue the proper way to play the game because thats all in the player. But a couple of points need to be made First Im not sure the game has been out and played long enough for ANYONE to be able to call themselves a" PRO"at it (L4D)I for one Have owned the game since Day One and play it SEVERAL HRS a Week and know Im good but "PRO" I dint think so and let me tell you that although it is only a game...if you and your buddies have been trying for lets say 5 or so hours to get an achievment Lets say "Safety First" and you like me have gotten all your achievments playing on expert (which atleast for me wasnt easy)and In the Final after hours of playing your 2 mins from getting your achievement some idiot joins the game ,comes in and fu...ks it all upit sucks .Especially when you tell them the situation and they not only Screw it up on purpose but when you say something they then became an even bigger ass and TK everybody and leave . Not Cool! This games whole purpose (in my opinion) was created to force people to learn how to play together and become less selfish. Unlike games such as"Halo" and the like this game requires coop play to win. Which brings me to my final point ( I know Ive got a big mouth LOL) we all make mistakes (tk,piss witches off ,etc) and none of us knew the "Quote" "Best PLace To Defend etc when we starteed In fact I dont think there is any one campaign that has that ONE Perfect spot above all others to defend etc. And for the guy who thinks hes Better orfaster because he ran throughthe map aLeaving everyone else behind and then wonders why they are irritated Ill say this to you. Your the NOOB because anyone thats played L$D any time at all knows that your probably for one only trying to get to whatever it is you need first ie the med packs so you can use yours and everyone elses before they get there and two; you run bye triggering the HORDS,the witch,Tank etc and hop in the safe room leaving everyone else to deal with your mess ar you get way ahead ,get taken down ,then complain because the rescue doest get to yiou fast enough LOL Just PLAY HAVE FUN BE NICE TO EACHOTHER. Is that so HARD LOL
THIS IS A BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT NOT FRIENDLY TO THE EYE!

I tried reading it all but after reading the same line 3 times due to getting lost I gave up.

[tp500]

Im going to read this. But before I do, seriously, what in the fuck were you thinking? How could you not step back and look at this. It literally looks like a giant wall of text.

[Redeemer]

People are rude, selfish, and ignorant. Welcome to reality.

[PSOLaguna]

There's also been numerous comments made about this NOOB and that Know it all etc. And many explanations given by the person writing thhe post why HE or She was the "Only Friendly,Incredibly Skilled, Selfless Person " in the server And For some Completely Unjustified Reason were votekicked.LMFAO

What in the hell are you talking about?

But a couple of points need to be made First

No, they really didnt need to be made.

if you and your buddies have been trying for lets say 5 or so hours to get an achievment Lets say "Safety First" and you like me have gotten all your achievments playing on expert (which atleast for me wasnt easy)and In the Final after hours of playing your 2 mins from getting your achievement some idiot joins the game ,comes in and fu...ks it all upit sucks .Especially when you tell them the situation and they not only Screw it up on purpose but when you say something they then became an even bigger ass and TK everybody and leave . Not Cool!

Its called the internet. Get used to it happening.

This games whole purpose (in my opinion) was created to force people to learn how to play together and become less selfish.

Am I the only one that finds his opinion funny?

And for the guy who thinks hes Better orfaster because he ran throughthe map aLeaving everyone else behind and then wonders why they are irritated Ill say this to you. Your the NOOB because anyone thats played L$D any time at all knows that your probably for one only trying to get to whatever it is you need first ie the med packs so you can use yours and everyone elses before they get there and two; you run bye triggering the HORDS,the witch,Tank etc and hop in the safe room leaving everyone else to deal with your mess ar you get way ahead ,get taken down ,then complain because the rescue doest get to yiou fast enough LOL Just PLAY HAVE FUN BE NICE TO EACHOTHER. Is that so HARD LOL

It looks like you had a seizure when you typed this.

In all honesty I think you should have named yourself Voice of the unnecessary or maybe Sir rambles alot, because thats what this entire post was...

[Obama Yo Momma]

This games whole purpose (in my opinion) was created to force people to learn how to play together and become less selfish. Unlike games such as"Halo" and the like this game requires coop play to win.

As soon as you said Halo I just stopped.

[tp500]

Get back in the chat Obama. Faggot.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Get back in the chat Obama. Faggot.

No.Faggot.

[UKMD Elmo]

'A GAME NOOB HE LMFAO ANYONE PRO SEVERAL HRS PRO LOL ONE NOOB HORDS LOL PLAY HAVE FUN BE NICE TO EACHOTHER HARD LOL'

I had a thought all the words he used in capitals might have been some secret message. I'm afraid my efforts have come to naught... He really IS just a raging douche.

Ah well :/

[Funky Biscuits]

After I read this I got cognative dissonance and went downstairs and tried for 3 hours wether to have tea biscuits or bourbons.

[tp500]

Back on topic now. This guy has posted the most pretentious shit I've read in awhile. While playing Versus Im one of those "noobs" who seldom run ahead of everyone and get to the safe house to be a douche. Why do I do it? Sometimes I just dont give a shit. It amuses me, I dont always do it, but the thing is, I dont know these guys, I'll likely never play with them again, so who gives a shit. I play good ol coop 85% of the time and help out my team as much as I can, but sometimes you really just want to be a douche for a few rounds. Such is life.

[OhComeOnNate]

Zoey is teh aim and goes in the shooting.

Translation:You fail.

[DethPenguin]

Whats this here?

[smoresforbrawl]

L$D

That shift key sure is tricky.

[Chocolate]

THIS IS A BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT NOT FRIENDLY TO THE EYE!
how am i not surprised of someone saying this

[Dead Fish]

I usually don't mind rants as long as they are a) not pointless and b) comprehensible. Unfortunately this doesn't fulfill any of those criteria. You are going from A to B to C way too fast without making any points; the definition of rambling.

Please put some more effort into your posts.