If the new ultimate zombie game comes out '08, I'll just play the 1st ultimate zombie game

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

http://www.totallyscrewed.net/newsite/games.htm

SURVIVAL CRISIS Z

ultimate zombie game right now. CSS zombie mods are not deep enough or as professionally made. When l4d comes, that will be the new ultimate zombie game.

This is diablo-style gameplay with tons of zombies, guns to get, items to get, and you can complete missions diablo-style. Sometimes random weird stuff even happens, like a giant 20 ft zombie boss on a mission, or just running around everything will turn silent hill all of the sudden and a ghost girl attacks you for 10 seconds. Also, these people made other zombie games as you can see.

[dontleave]

Only web-based game you'll ever need.

http://www.starcraft2forum.org/index.php?action=ar cade;sa=play;game=5 (http://www.starcraft2forum.org/index.php?action=arcade;sa=play;game=5)

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

aw u have to dl them?

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

zombie master is all you need till left 4 dead!
fuck you dont leave zombie master kicks ass!

[Kenny]

Haha, nemesis, those "random ghost girls" only happen when you aren't eating enough! When you are about to starve, you start seeing things. However, these visions can still attack and harm you. I went to -2000 food once, and it was like walking in a freaking psyche ward. Most random freaky stuff mauling you in the face.

Something he didn't mention though, is that you can fight for your right to own a certain building. Larger more useful buildings have harder difficulties. What happens when you activate the challenge, is that the building gets swarmed with zombies and if you manage to live (... a LOT harder than it sounds ...) you own the building and can collect money every day from it GTA style. It also servers as a haven for you. (Although, sometimes you'll see zombies run out of the door at you when you are outside.. only to go inside and see that everything is perfectly fine.. haha.)

... Seriously, though, great game.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

as seen in dontleave's challenge topic:

I don't like zombie master either actually, it seems boring with amateur, un-polished gameplay. There is no real excitement. A good zombie master could suprise you a few times, but it just doesn't seem intersting... especially with 3 different zombie types that are exactly the same with only slightly different health and attack power values; I want more creativity than that.

This is why I stick to zombie hell or zombie mod in css.

Haha, nemesis, those "random ghost girls" only happen when you aren't eating enough! When you are about to starve, you start seeing things. However, these visions can still attack and harm you. I went to -2000 food once, and it was like walking in a freaking psyche ward. Most random freaky stuff mauling you in the face.

Something he didn't mention though, is that you can fight for your right to own a certain building. Larger more useful buildings have harder difficulties. What happens when you activate the challenge, is that the building gets swarmed with zombies and if you manage to live (... a LOT harder than it sounds ...) you own the building and can collect money every day from it GTA style. It also servers as a haven for you. (Although, sometimes you'll see zombies run out of the door at you when you are outside.. only to go inside and see that everything is perfectly fine.. haha.)

... Seriously, though, great game.
oh yeah, I forgot to mention defending and taking over buildings. Also, thanks for telling me why ghost girls don't like me in that game.

[Kenny]

I don't see the argument in the types of zombies in ZM, though. You've got the shambler - spammable basic zombie. Then comes the Drifter - ranged attack zombie that disorients you, then the Banshee - hit-and-run type zombie, and then the Hulk - the Beefy McTank of the zombies. They aren't that similar at all.. y'know, except for being biped creatures. And in the next version Immolators - the suprise attack kamikaze zombies are available for public use, although some people could use them in the version before because they knew the console command such as myself..

Note: This isn't to start a "OMGWTF ZM SUCKS AND SO DO THE ZOMBIES" or "OMG I'M A FANBOI LULULUL" argument, just stating my opinion. :)

[hooray for zombies]

the best part is that if you take over a highly ranked building, all your allies get Mini-SAW's (best weapon in the game) After that point in the game it was not necessary at all for me to do any work beyond healing and resupplieng my allies

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

The drifter doesn't do much... it attacked me but it just seemed like a normal zombie. I understand the tank-like features of the hulk, but I still get bored of it.

It still seems boring, but why? I thought it would be cool with zombie control and zombie fighting, but I still get tired of it. I think it's because I mostly played the warehouse level where all you do is shoot the zombies a lot, and they never really seem to change.

Also, I'm a game designer, so if I had complete control of spawning in enemies, I could recreate the ai director with peaks and valleys just fine. I MUST HAVE NPC SPAWNING IN HL2 DM OR CSS! This might be why I don't like it because I notice a few design flaws...

Oh yeah, the major design flaw I just realized: there's no true strategy! It's mostly just attacking with different kinds of zombies who all attack in normal zombie ways. There's no strategic depth like there should be for a zombie master. You could think of a few things with the different types of zombies, but it's not enough. That's what I don't like about it.

[Kenny]

Hmm.. while it is true that not being to summon zombies anywhere might knock the game down a notch, I can't agree that it should be in the game. In any zombie game and movie I can think of, when you play the game, you are thinking "Okay, now, I know there is a door over here, some windows over there.. and that back ramp that zombies can come from."

ZM uses (for the most part) logical places for zombies to come from. Once they are spawned, you simply have to move the zombies into your positions and hope that the survivors don't notice. I have to think that that method makes more sense.. the thing I believe that ruins this gameplay, however, is that custom maps give EVERYONE a shotgun, or EVERYONE a rifle. This takes away from the "swarm tactics" of the zombies, because they all die so easily.

It should be like (in my opinion) "Okay, guys, any moment now we are going to have 70 shamblers come through that door.. everyone ready? Even out ammo so we don't have a guy who can't defend himself now! Alright, does everyone at least have a side-arm!?" Not "lululul, guys, lets stand on the shelf against the back wall because we ALL have shotguns with full ammo!"

... That truly does ruin the suspense. Makes more sense if the game allowed for ONE or TWO rifles, one mac, and one or two shotguns. But not ALL of them.

Oh, and at the drifter comment, if you truly get hit by it, it screws up your view so much you can't aim. I've been playing FPS games for many years now.. and I still can't hit anything when a single drifter hits me... let alone multiple. They are truly only dangerous when you get pinned into an area.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

I was only hit by a drifter once, and for some reason nothing happened even though my health went down. Maybe I should go suicidal on one to see what it really does.

Also, too many weapons is definately too bad unless you have too many zombies to match :D

It uses logical places for the zombies, but logically they could be anywhere at anytime, and left 4 dead makes them appear randomly, which I want. I want the zombie master to have complete control and be smart enough to be like the ai director. The zombie master is only limited because most people would just unfairly kill everyone off instead of focusing on making it interesting. I guess zombie master is ok if I just missed a few things, but I still want complete control and to have you guys play while I give you an awesome AI Director impression in hl2dm or something (actually, it could be garry's mod 10 if you have that)

[Deek]

http://www.totallyscrewed.net/newsite/games.htm

SURVIVAL CRISIS Z
Cool. I will definately try this. Thanks, Nemesis.

I love me some Zombie Master, but I'm always looking for news ways to get my z-fix.

For the record, Drifters are meant to be used as support units. You cannot spawn 25 Drifters and expect them to clean house ... but if you mix 5 Drifters and a Banshee or 2 in with a bunch of Shamblers in a tight spot, that's bad news for the survivors. As they have a ranged attack, they can hit you from afar, and it messes with your screen (makes it buck and go nuts). Sure, they only hit for 5 damage, but it's the way they screw with your ability to see straight that's really useful. Try dealing with a Banshee while getting pounded by a Drifter. Bad scene. But of course, because of the low damage threshold, most players do not employ Drifters.

The problem with most ZMs? They don't think. They simply spam Banshees and Tanks and lulz regardless of the map, regardless of what the players are doing. I mean, why not? They're the most powerful zombies, they do the most damage, why not attempt to cap out your zombie population with only Tanks and Banshees?

Well, for one, you NEED Shamblers. They're the only zombies that can clear barricades, and they're awesome for blocking progress. Dependant on the map, they're the best barricade in the game. They soak up all that lovely ammo.

Also consider, Tanks cannot always go where you need them. Some maps have areas that simply do not accommodate Tanks (they cannot step over even the smallest raised portion of wall). So what then? You roll in with a horde of Banshees? Sure, except they're paperthin and drop like flies if the survivors see them coming, assuming there's two or more survivors sticking together.

Also, Banshees are capped, you can only have as many Banshees as there are players (including the ZM). True, this means 16 Banshees on most servers, but when you're maxed at 16, are you really gonna fill the other 34 zombie spots with Tanks?? No, but you'd be surprised to see how many ZMs actually TRY.

Think of it this way: 3 Tanks (180 resources) are easy to avoid. You can run past them and never fire a shot. That same 180 resources? That's 36 Shamblers. You can redirect a lot of survivor traffic with 36 Shamblers, assuming you place them intelligently.

Problem is, many survivors go lone wolf, at which point, Banshee spam is a perfectly viable tactic. If the entire survivors team splits up, the ZM would be an idiot not to spam Banshees. The players are asking for it. Once the dust settles, they then have the gall to whine, "Banshee spam!!1? You cheap asshole noob!!" Two or three Banshees will tear a lone survivors to pieces. Hell, ONE Banshee can do a lot of damage if the ambush is well placed. What's an ambush? Oh, it's the thing that most ZMs don't bother with ... despite the fact that it kicks ass.

If you don't want to get owned by Banshee spam, stick the hell together. This then forces the ZM deeper into his bag of tricks. That's the key. It's up to the survivors to force the ZM to start thinking around corners. If they fall into their ever so predictable patterns, and the ZM pays attention, it's a walk in the park.

As with most games, the biggest problem with ZM is the players. L4D will be the same, except the AI Director won't stand for it. In L4D, if someone takes off solo, they're dead. In ZM, if someone goes lone wolf and the ZM is a noob or simply doesn't notice, or is too proud or afraid of criticism to unleash a horde of Banshees, said lone wolf can and will win the match all by his lonesome. Because of that, people think going solo is a viable tactic. Because of that, people think there's no teamwork in Zombie Master. Which is total bullshit. If the map is decent and the ZM is competent and dead set on winning, without teamwork, you die.

Also, the default player cap on a Zombie Master server? 6. The most common cap as seen on public ZM servers, 12-16. Zombie Master is best played with 4-6 survivors and 1 ZM. It's damn near impossible to find a server than runs a low cap, but if you manage to find a server with 5 out of 16 players, join it! There's huge potential for fun, at least until the server fills up.

Wow. That was way more than I intended to write.

Anywho. I really like ZM, and I'll give Survival Crisis Z a try. Cheers!

[dontleave]

Okay, this SCZ thing sounds a lot cooler now... but I'd rather play Zombie Hell honestly.

There's a lot of things wrong with ZM, the fact that the Hulks head is in its nuts is least of the problems.

[Deek]

There's a lot of things wrong with ZM, the fact that the Hulks head is in its nuts is least of the problems.
They fixed that last patch, btw. =) Hulk hitbox is fixed (you can shoot it above the waist), it no longer has a weakspot.

[Deek]

I think it's because I mostly played the warehouse level where all you do is shoot the zombies a lot, and they never really seem to change.
Oh, and if I only played that map, I'd hate ZM too. =) It's horrible.

Survival maps are a drag. Survive for 10 minutes! Woohoo! *snore* Objective based maps are the best, like Gasdump, Basin and Asylum. There are quite a few decent maps for ZM, but there are also some real stinkers. Warehouse being one of the latter. Because of it's narrow and mazelike design, it's one map where Banshee/Tank spam will win it 9 out of 10 times. A single Tank will deny passage and force players back, Banshees are free to jump, climb and basically ignore the entire layout. Boring as hell for the ZM.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

yeah! arrrgh this is stupid 2 topics about the shame bollocks!
stop it!!
THE FACT WE ALL LIKE LEFT 4 DEAD should be enough!!!!
and dont leave how long have you playing zm??

[dontleave]

Gasdumps tornade is freakin' annoying... I wish there was someway to survive the fall, I swear I was lifted 3 feet, fell and died.

ZM was mostly all I played last month, before the STEAM update and I found the IP, I think Psyche gave me the IP to ADF Zombie Hell, and soemone else gave me IP for Rabbits, and thats when I got back into CS:S Zombie games.

[Deek]

Gasdumps tornade is freakin' annoying... I wish there was someway to survive the fall, I swear I was lifted 3 feet, fell and died.
I hear that. Nothing worse than a ZM that sits there and spams 1000 resource tornados, hoping one of the batteries will end up on the roof, winning him the game. =P Thankfully, those assholes are few and far between.

[dontleave]

Yeah, I was in attic exit, the one that gets you on roof, throwing at C4s and the ZM tried to get me with tornado and thats it, idiot didnt realize I was UNDER the stairs. LOL

The only good thing with the tornado is it launches cars everywhere, once got 5 on the roof.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

and Deek come to the Game Adiction sever (noob nerd name but who cares!)
im Eddy and i kick your ass as ZM or survior!
:D

[Deek]

and Deek come to the Game Adiction sever (noob nerd name but who cares!)
im Eddy and i kick your ass as ZM or survior!
:D
If my ping is decent, I'll be there!

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

by what name if i may ask?

[Deek]

Deek.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

cool when do you have time



im gonna pwn you to the ground!!!
....and to the floor...
...and the trees...
....and the windows....
and im gonna eat all of your coockies!

[Revak]

Yeah that games fun. I used to play hours at a time a while back. Addicting but gets boring after a bit.

[Deek]

cool when do you have time
Hard to say. I work from home, so when I feel the urge to play a round or two, I just do it. But it's hard to schedule games, 'cause I'm often quite busy.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

Yeah that games fun. I used to play hours at a time a while back. Addicting but gets boring after a bit.
BERRIESSS AND CRREEEEEEEEAM! someone had to say it, again.

Anyway, those strategies are awesome Deek. Thanks for telling me, and yes I figured warehouse was a bad level, so I'll try it again.

Now, let's talk about Survival Crisis Z some more...

I like the extra unlockables you get from playing arcade like the text adventure game and r_edit to change your character. Although, the best is proabably the impossible to get respawn cheat that lets you respawn in hardcore mode. You have to get way to many points in arcade! I got all except the last 3 cheats, and I had a HUGE arcade score! Of course, I was using my wiimote as a mouse pointer that time, and that helped a ton.

[agenthenry]

you can fight for your right to own a certain building

and for your right, to paarrrrtay

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

to deek: ok dude ill see ya some time (when im not working or drinking in the pub :)

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

If you party in survival crisis Z, you usually have a big gun, and usually zombies come in and crash it, so your party members have to help you fight them off. I hope you captured enough buildings to get a huge group going...

Anyway, the open-ended gameplay of survival crisis z is what I'd like to see in left 4 dead.

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

ZM uses (for the most part) logical places for zombies to come from. Once they are spawned, you simply have to move the zombies into your positions and hope that the survivors don't notice.
u know u can always cough up the dough to use a secret spawn, where u can spawn anywhere as long as the survivors cant currently see the location of the spawn

[Deek]

u know u can always cough up the dough to use a secret spawn, where u can spawn anywhere as long as the survivors cant currently see the location of the spawn
Not very cost effective, at 150 resources per secret Shambler. It's an awesome ability for flushing out barricaded survivors from small rooms, but otherwise it's hard to justify.

I find the trick is staying one step ahead. Set up a quick and dirty Shambler blockade to slow them down, or the map itself (in the case of say, Backwoods and it's sliding barricades) buying some to set more elaborate encounters a few screens down the road, well beyond the sight lines of the embattled survivors. A lot of ZMs try to stay on top of the survivors at all times, spawning only in the immediate vacinity. Often doesn't work so well, as all zombies are sitting ducks for a few seconds after they spawn (they stand there swaying, oblivious, just begging to be headshot or ignored altogether).

This, of course, assumes a linear map progression, which is usually the case when dealing with objective based maps.

This also assumes no lone wolves ranging ahead of the pack. If there are rambos to be dealt with, deal with the swiftly, no nonsense. Halt their progress with a thick horde of Shamblers/Drifters at a chokepoint (or a manipulate barricade), and bring them down with Banshees (or a trap, if you can). Lone wolf players are the easiest to deal with, and should be brought down with relative ease. Don't get fancy. Spam Banshees on their asses, they deserve it. Save your challenging encounters for the players who warrent such attention - those who work together.

[Deek]

Also, in the wake of all this ZM vs Z-mod/Horde/Hell stuff, I post this snippet from a review of Zombie Master. It pretty much sums up how I feel about the game:
<div class="quote">See, this is why people rave about this mod.

The buildup is agonizingly slow. Dying early means having to sit around and wait ages for a new match to begin. The controls are shoddy. The maps are woefully limited. The models are merely modified versions of preexisting Half-Life 2 materials. Everything in it screams &quot;early beta&quot; and lacks the polish and total immersion of Natural Selection or Iron Grip.

But, it also doesn't matter.

As I watched hundreds of my drones swarming upon the last few survivors, I experienced an evil sense of hilarity I hadn't felt since playing Dungeon Keeper back during junior high. When I ran forward into the zombie onslaught and started beating them with my sledgehammer, trying in vain to draw attention away from the others, any negative thoughts about playing this mod vanished.

Zombie Master is a game that draws you in slowly, reaches a safe plateau, then shakes your entire gameplay experience to the core in its last moments. The future success of the mod depends on its' developers building greater and more complex levels—some set in an overrun cityscape would be a definite plus—but for the time being, this is a great work in progress.</div>
There's a LOT wrong with the game, yeah. But at it's foundation, it is so damn fun ... I don't really care. =)

[dontleave]

Im the opposite, with all its flaws I just cant play it.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

After talking to Deek, Zombie Master seems cool again. It still looks like a buggy beta (which it is), but I'll have fun :D

[globalenjoi]

For the most part, I love playing ZM. If there are too many people, sometimes it can be too easy for the humans, but usually its fairly balanced. And, it's great fun blasting zombies away, trying to keep them away from you just long enough for the elevator to arrive and climb in. I've had many glorious deaths as a survivor, and many VERY fulfilling kills as the ZM.

[Deek]

By the way, anyone looking for a fully unlocked, totally legit Freeware version of SCZ, find it here: http://skasoftware.com/

It's actually a really fun game.

[hooray for zombies]

By the way, anyone looking for a fully unlocked, totally legit Freeware version of SCZ, find it here: http://skasoftware.com/

It's actually a really fun game.

by that you mean, all scenarios etc unlocked? if so, cool, I'll download that (when I'm done with MP3:C)

[Deek]

by that you mean, all scenarios etc unlocked?
It's basically a fully registered version. You can buy skills and the whole nine yards.

[DJTricky]

I made a character, A doctor on SCZ, and I found a Yellow Whistle! I use the whistle and POOF! A character named Angel comes with glasses and wings and a SAW!! (Gun, not a blade) Woot best party ever! But the first time I played, I got lost in the sewers and eventually got tired of looking for an exit.

[hooray for zombies]

easy way to find exit in the sewers: look for houses with pale blue (or pale green, I forget) shading on the interior (on the map) there should be exits there.

And in the demo of SCZ, I managed to take over a level 15 house. The only way to describe having 3 allies, all equipped with SAWs is: raw ownage

[The One]

I think that SCZ would be real REAL good if it was online. You know, different servers with a limit of 50 so people, maybe less. All the same thing though. Just one big, Free Roam, Zombie infested, SCZ.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

I also want this to be online diablo 2 or mmo style. I REALLY want that to happen. If only I knew visual basic network programming :(

[The One]

Hey, how do you equip weapons to your party members? Cause everytime I go around they always bitch about, &quot;I wish I had a gun&quot; or &quot;This knife sucks&quot;. Then I get pissed and get them killed.

[hooray for zombies]

you need to take over houses, the higher the level of a house, the better weapons you get, however it also gets harder the higher it goes

[The One]

Ok, ummm can I change their weapons? I took over 3 houses and all they have are pistols and crossbows. Then i take over 3 more houses, will their weapons automatically change or is there a way for me to change it?

And where is this Beautiful Angel with the saw? lol I've been trying to look for the &quot;Whistle&quot; but no luck....

And also, what the hell are those banshee like things that come out of nowhere? Like for example, I went in the sewer and everything was normal and such but then all of a sudden there are screams and I get teleported or something to another place with midget witch like things that come after me. Then they disappear and reappear. Wtf are those things?

[hooray for zombies]

Ok, ummm can I change their weapons? I took over 3 houses and all they have are pistols and crossbows. Then i take over 3 more houses, will their weapons automatically change or is there a way for me to change it?

amount of houses just increases party size, it's the difficulty level that increases weapon level (it should show you a number when you select hostile takeover, 15 is the highest)

And also, what the hell are those banshee like things that come out of nowhere? Like for example, I went in the sewer and everything was normal and such but then all of a sudden there are screams and I get teleported or something to another place with midget witch like things that come after me. Then they disappear and reappear. Wtf are those things?


those show up when your sleep level goes into negative numbers, use some caffeine pills or rest to make them go away (it is pretty creepy)

[The One]

I FOUND A COOL WAY TO TAKE OVER HOUSES :D!!!!!!

Well, I'm not sure I discovered it but still.....

I just found out I can buy a skill that will let me make C4 charges, I made 3 and put them on the building that I wanted to take over. I went inside and threatened the leader that I would blow the building up then he got scared and I got it :D

[The One]

(it is pretty creepy)
I had my volume pretty high and all of a sudden I hear screaming and all that kind of stuff. It scared the hell out of me and yes it is pretty creepy :P

[Deek]

I just found out I can buy a skill that will let me make C4 charges, I made 3 and put them on the building that I wanted to take over. I went inside and threatened the leader that I would blow the building up then he got scared and I got it :D
You only need two charges to do this, I think. You place one, blow it. Then place the second, go threaten. It's in the readme.txt somewhere ... under &quot;Terrorist&quot;.

[The One]

aww really? Damn it....... oh well....... then nvm............. :(

[The One]

WH3R3 D4 FUK 1S D4 WH1S7L3!?!?!!!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

This game really needs to be online dammit... is there any way to do it?

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

yes, but annoying the ska software crew might be hard since I don't know an e-mail or anything.

[The One]

damn, SET SAILS FOR THE HIDDEN EMAIL OF THE CARRIBEAN!

I shall be the captain Jack Neo.

SO GET TO SEARCHING! xD

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

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Fry is not amused by Sailing.

[The One]

DUde that is so fucking nice, where do you go for those?

I got no luck on the email btw :(

[The One]

HOLY SHIT I REALLY WANT SCZ TO BE ONLINE DAMMIT!

[dontleave]

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Acne, or facial herpies?

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

nice acne.
now fry is not only not amused, he's mad. Make him look mad.

[The One]

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AHAHAAHHAAHA ROFLMAO! WTF that was funny. Suddenly this whole topic just turned from Playing the 1st ultimate zombie game, to FAILING, to Star Trek, then Fry, and some more Fry and Star Trek, and now....... Fry with Herpies.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

wow