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RandomHero
03-04-2009, 05:35 PM
so today i played a game with some random american dude, and some dude who had a english or australian accent i cant remember. anyway the english dude said "hurry up and start the game man." and the american replied with "just to warn you, im an american. so im a dick and if you ask me to start the game one more time i will boot you".

hilarity ensued afterwards cause the guy got so pissed and started spam messaging the american guy. and was saying how he sent his xbox a trojan and its gonna be fucked forever.

then the game started and i happened to be on their team. we never kicked anyone. the american was cool and the english dude was full of lulz. anyway i was told that "if you keep laughing ima send your xbox a trojan also"

then came the lulz, the english dude said "you wanna see how badass i am, check my face book page." me, the american dude, and the 3rd on our team busted out laughing sooooo fucking hard. it was awesome. he then threatened to send me one again.



so, my question, is this possible? i know that you can get hacked and booted from shit. but what about a "xbox virus" the guy said that itd fuck up your dashboard and shit. i was just wondering.

DethPenguin
03-04-2009, 05:36 PM
No, you can't through Xbox Live.

Infest0125
03-04-2009, 05:37 PM
Sounds like you have a case of internet tough guy.
I don't think it's possible, and very doubtful it can happen by someone sending you something in a message.

Dioroxic
03-04-2009, 05:51 PM
yea he doesnt sound like he would be intelligent enough to pull off something like that. Which i have NEVER heard of that happening to anyone... that way that is

link30020
03-04-2009, 06:52 PM
I would have said.

Oh really? what a shame one moment [minute of scrambling in background.]
Okay, guys after this game I gotta go, I gotta send a letter to work. I wrote down your gamertag, your account will be investigated and if this is the case, we may cancel internet access to your console.

Kazary
03-04-2009, 07:01 PM
and yet again the british english community is once again downgraded due to chavs/nerds thinking they can be internet superhero tough guys.. god..

but really.. that guy needs to be shot. i hope you laughed at him hard and killed his over inflated british ego =p

and just before i get brit people on my ass, you'll need to realize i'm british to so nerr! :D

FaceGrater
03-04-2009, 07:54 PM
Only if your xbox has sweet, unprotected, reckless xbox sex with his xbox. Shit burns man.

But in all seriousness, I think he was just trying to be a badass... and failed.

rosinski117
03-05-2009, 07:46 AM
yea its impossible to get an virus my friends waent going to get internet on his wii because he thought he could get a virus.

Funky Biscuits
03-05-2009, 07:47 AM
This reminds me of the time I left my Xbox on the lobby of L4D and when I got back I had 10 messages of angry people wanting me to start the game.

bonniboy1
03-06-2009, 10:25 AM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:28 AM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.
0_0
What?

PSOLaguna
03-06-2009, 10:29 AM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.

This is what I got.

Well, your Xbox Live is connected to your in real life. So he can see all the computers through your internet.

Which clearly makes no actual sense.

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:31 AM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.

My xbox is conected to my real life?
OMFG HE'S GOING TO HACK ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS SPACE TIME CONTINUM!! HE'S GOING TO HACK MY AGE AND FACIAL FEATURES!

Dude, get the fuck off the internet..

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:32 AM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.

For a moment I thought I was going crazy, then I realized he was looking at my in real life through my xbox live with all the computers.

PSOLaguna
03-06-2009, 10:34 AM
My xbox is conected to my real life?
OMFG HE'S GOING TO HACK ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS SPACE TIME CONTINUM!! HE'S GOING TO HACK MY AGE AND FACIAL FEATURES!

Serial Experiments Lain much? lol

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Thus, hacking my real life. I could get the flu! D:

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:38 AM
Thus, hacking my real life. I could get the AIDS
O lol :)

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:39 AM
I already have the AIDs.

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:40 AM
I already have the AIDs.

Artificial Intelligence Director
Every L4D owner has one!

PSOLaguna
03-06-2009, 10:40 AM
I already have the AIDs.

Dang Funky, that means you must have it too!

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:40 AM
Dang Funky, that means you must have it too!

You weren't quick enough. Your head. Hang it in shame!

PSOLaguna
03-06-2009, 10:45 AM
You weren't quick enough. Your head. Hang it in shame!

Naw, I think the thought of you two going at it like bunny rabbits spreading the STDs to each other is still quite humorous. Even now.

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:47 AM
Naw, I think the thought of you two going at it like bunny rabbits spreading the STDs to each other is still quite humorous. Even now.

Yeah.. well get running coz Im gonna buttfuck you next (: and you're gonna enjoy it :)

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:51 AM
Wow this thread just turned gay.

apimon
03-06-2009, 10:53 AM
If you are a real hacker use linux. And you will worship this man because if you are a hacker he should be your god



http://mgokay.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/linus_torvalds1.jpg

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 10:53 AM
Wow this thread just turned gay.
Then stop replying and it should go straight again.

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 10:57 AM
If you are a real hacker use linux. And you will worship this man because if you are a hacker he should be your god

Who the fuck is that smarmy smarm?

PSOLaguna
03-06-2009, 10:59 AM
Yeah.. well get running coz Im gonna buttfuck you next (: and you're gonna enjoy it :)

You cant rape the willing and Im sure I could show you a few things. ;D

iKissedABoomer
03-06-2009, 11:04 AM
You cant rape the willing and Im sure I could show you a few things. ;D
No ty, I have plans ;D

apimon
03-06-2009, 11:05 AM
Who the fuck is that smarmy smarm?



Linus Torvalds the creator of linux and one of the best hackers in the world

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 11:06 AM
Linus Torvalds the creator of linux and one of the best hackers in the world
OMG is he the 1337 h4x0r that can virus my irl through xbox live and see all the computers???

darkmessiah
03-06-2009, 11:06 AM
Yes.

Funky Biscuits
03-06-2009, 11:07 AM
I really want this to become a 411 meme like programars.

apimon
03-06-2009, 11:07 AM
OMG is he the 1337 h4x0r that can virus my irl through xbox live and see all the computers???



hes the man that can make it possible

stev0hazard
03-07-2009, 05:25 PM
This reminds me of the time I left my Xbox on the lobby of L4D and when I got back I had 10 messages of angry people wanting me to start the game.

I did this yesterday...

Infest0125
03-07-2009, 05:32 PM
well your xbox live is connected to your irl so he can see all the computers through your Internet.

That happened to me once, I felt like I was on acid even though I wasn't.

Then later I realized I actually was on acid.