Whats the funniest thing that has happend to you in the past month?

[Mr Hobo]

I know someone will take this think sexually, but oh well.
Anyways, I was bored and was thinking about some fun things I did in the past month.

I went to a poetry contest, (I love poetry, even though it can be really cheesey) and just read out some poems I made up on the top of my head to around 800 adults or somewhere around that. Pretty fun.
I did two simple quatrains, both about random things. My first poem was:

I'll think I'll catch some narley waves,
And I think I will meet some babes
Ripping my very shirt it tears
Awesome pecks rippiling in air

Gay as it is, but yet entertaining to say.
Just something to start out this thread :3

[DethPenguin]

<removed> -DF

(yes, it is)

[darkmessiah]

I read My Immortal.

[Mattbott]

went to see Al Murray the pub landlord in Dublin this weekend. He plays a character who's a bit sexist, a bit xenophobic, a bit ageist etc and likes to pick people out of the audience and ask who they are. He also does the joke about the 'american dream', where he explains that we don't have a dream here in Ireland/Europe because we're awake.

An american in the front row was getting picked out a fair bit for banter, I think the poor guy must have been a narcoleptic cos later on he'd fallen asleep, i think the stress probably did it (hard to do otherwise, a lot of laughter)

So at the end when he's rounding up, Al is laughing about the fact that he's put an American to sleep and adds he's now dreaming the american dream

[Marcopolo]

I would suggest moving on to a new hobby.

[SlainPwner666]

Talking to a few friends of mine, they always make me laugh

[Claudia]

Watching people sing in karoke.

[YouGotDone]

In a science practical lesson on Monday, some friends soaked a bit of cotton wool in tonnes of ethanol, and i lit it in a bunsen burner....





Basically it burst into a HUGE fireball, so i went to put it in the sink.

I missed.

It rolled onto the floor, some1 tried to stamp it out and their foot caught on fire, then did the teacher's as he tried to stop it burning through the floor lmao.

good times, good times.

[Kazary]

I went to a poetry contest, (I love poetry, even though it can be really cheesey) and heard this guy read out some poems he made up from the top of mhis head to around 800 adults or something around that. Pretty stupid.
He did two simple quatrains, both about random crap. His first poem was:

I'll think I'll catch some narley waves,
And I think I will meet some babes
Ripping my very shirt it tears
Awesome pecks rippiling in air

It was just gay, completely homosexual, everyone started getting in a frenzy and going ape shit to each other in the rage of how bad it was. They ripped the place completely fucking apart and turned on the poor guy. It was not a pretty sight, i got the hell outta there as quick as i could and called the cops. After that i called my parents as i thought it might be the last time I'd speak to them and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-air.
Apparently, he wrote this in a forum also, which no one found funny.

[Halfeatendonkey]

I went to a poetry contest, (I love poetry, even though it can be really cheesey) and heard this guy read out some poems he made up from the top of mhis head to around 800 adults or something around that. Pretty stupid.
He did two simple quatrains, both about random crap. His first poem was:

I'll think I'll catch some narley waves,
And I think I will meet some babes
Ripping my very shirt it tears
Awesome pecks rippiling in air

It was just gay, completely homosexual, everyone started getting in a frenzy and going ape shit to each other in the rage of how bad it was. They ripped the place completely fucking apart and turned on the poor guy. It was not a pretty sight, i got the hell outta there as quick as i could and called the cops. After that i called my parents as i thought it might be the last time I'd speak to them and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-air.
Apparently, he wrote this in a forum also, which no one found funny.


This.

[HellaGood]

My dog crop dusted my boyfriend and he got really indignant. It was pretty funny.