House of the Dead - Cool film and gets u to think about L4D !

[Kanelgiffeln]

Hey guys,i just saw The MOVIE House of the Dead 1. it was Really awesome! it is a group of 5 teens - Teens or teens they are maybe..20-25, which is on there way to a Rave party on an island. they miss the boat they were supposed to go with,so they hire one. the "captain" on the boat is a weapon and Cigarre smuggler. but they dont know it,so when they get to the island,everyone is gone,everything is a big mess and theres noone there. the Captain starts to unload his goods on the island to hide em for the police that had followed them. suddenly 2 friends is missing,the other 3 begins to search for them. then they find a big spooky house. they go inside and finds 3 other survivors,one of the survivors who was there when it all happend had a camera,he got the part when the zombies attacked at first on tape. so they look at it and then starts to search for the 2 friends. they find one of em alive,the dude. but then,the girl,comes out from behind a tent all bloody and stuff right. so they dont know what to do,then she get shot by the police. and blablabla - the cop gets chased by zombies,and she comes back blabla she tells the others,they go find the smugglers guns,the police had some too and now,too the thing i made this topic for - At this point they have decided to go back to the old house for Cover. they Gear up,and moves. The House is placed on a open spot in the woods,with a cemetry ahead of it. and guess what...zombies aye,lots of em all over the place,Lock and load ! they start to move for the house but theres zombies every where right, so they have to Fight there way there,which is REALLY Cool and instant got me thinking of L4D. They moved as a team,coverd each other and finally got to the house(from point a to b aye? :P),AND the Zombies are fast ! after ive seen this movie im suprised no one has taken this one as an example of L4D...cuz this move is like all about killing these things and surviving til the helicopter arrives :P tho,only 1 make it out alive..and another chick who actully got killed but the dude (i think) made her zombie by putting some zombie blood thingy..i don't really know..but that doesnt matter :P all i want to say is that this movie was really cool and totally reminds poeple of L4D. watch it ! and as usuall , i think "ok,now im going to do a short good Topic/post which gives info or something good!" but it never,i dunno why but never appears like that in the end...dang it.

[Kanelgiffeln]

oh my ...thats..kinda much reading..O.o looks much more now then when i was writing it..sorry guys lol.

[Rufus]

all i want to say is that this movie was really cool and totally reminds poeple of L4D

Now wouldn't it have been easier to just limit it to this? :P

[Kanelgiffeln]

yes...maybe....but i got some..wierd problem..i just Cant write a short post nor topic O.o i just cant xD

[dontleave]

This gets me hyped for L4D...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1vlQBCiLbY&mode=re lated&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1vlQBCiLbY&mode=related&search=)

[Rufus]

This gets me hyped for L4D...

You get hyped for strange reasons.

[dontleave]

Lol.

[cbre88x]

House of the Dead was the shittiest movie ever made. Oh wait...I forgot about Bloodrayne..and the fact they were both made by Uwe Boll...who is making the Postal movie...which happens to use the 9/11 tragedy in a satirical manner in a trailer..

More ammunition for Jack Thompson: Ace Attorney.

[squerl]

I just watched Land of the Dead, I think it was my first George A. Romero film I've seen and it was pretty crappy. I fell asleep halfway through it and just now woke up..

[Kanelgiffeln]

ive seen Land of the dead too,and ye..its not Soo good,Dawn of the dead is much bettter.
cbre88x - i thought house of the dead was really cool when they had to fight they're way to the house...and i agree with u, Bloodrayne..was the worst film ive seen O.o lol it looks like its filmed in slowmotion...it just sux.

[agenthenry]

hahaha i had the hardest time understanding what you said up there kanel,

but it made my day.

[PartisanGerm]

I really felt like killing myself, or someone, when I saw House of the Dead. Not because I feared zombie type things, but because I was embarassed to be of the same species as the person that made that movie. In fact, I would kill Uwe Boll, I hate him and I don't even need to know him to convince myself that I would do it if there wasn't any law enforcement to protect him. If a zompocalypse were to happen, I would hunt his dumb ass down.

[Zombie]

I would make it put the lotion on its skin, or else i would eat it again

[Pteradactyl]

I just watched Land of the Dead, I think it was my first George A. Romero film I've seen


I'm dissapointed in you.

[Deek]

I just watched Land of the Dead, I think it was my first George A. Romero film I've seen and it was pretty crappy. I fell asleep halfway through it and just now woke up..
Dude, what a shame. LotD is his worst film to date.

Watch the 90's remake of Night of the Living Dead, or even the original if you don't mind black and white and some sub-par makeup effects. Those are classic. I am totally stoked for Diary of the Dead. I've heard it's his best since Night.

On topic, House of the Dead is a travesty and Uwe Boll's mother should be ashamed.

[Punisher 36O]

Diary of the Dead was terible, worst acted worst writen worst shot film i have seen to date. they were so determined to stick to that shit camra gimic that they ruined it. i mean at one point he is pointing the camra at some tard bitch who cant out walk a zombie and he films her geting attacked. . . . that = shit

Land of the dead was pretty bad too, i do love Night of the Living and original Dawn.

[Deek]

Diary of the Dead was terible, worst acted worst writen worst shot film i have seen to date.
Really?? That's a shame. I haven't seen it yet, but your's is the first negative review I've heard. Oh well, I still have to see it and judge for myself ...

[engagequadlaser]

The fact that someone unironically enjoyed house of the dead, or any Uwe Boll movie, makes me want to kill myself. I'm not exaggerating either. The thought that somebody, even one person, watched that movie and honestly said, "Wow, I enjoyed that! That was good!" makes me want to fucking die.

[Halfeatendonkey]

Why the hell do you bring this god forsaken Dead topic up again ?

[seanistehpwnzor]

Hey guys,i just saw The MOVIE House of the Dead 1. it was Really awesome! it is a group of 5 teens - Teens or teens they are maybe..20-25, which is on there way to a Rave party on an island. they miss the boat they were supposed to go with,so they hire one. the "captain" on the boat is a weapon and Cigarre smuggler. but they dont know it,so when they get to the island,everyone is gone,everything is a big mess and theres noone there. the Captain starts to unload his goods on the island to hide em for the police that had followed them. suddenly 2 friends is missing,the other 3 begins to search for them. then they find a big spooky house. they go inside and finds 3 other survivors,one of the survivors who was there when it all happend had a camera,he got the part when the zombies attacked at first on tape. so they look at it and then starts to search for the 2 friends. they find one of em alive,the dude. but then,the girl,comes out from behind a tent all bloody and stuff right. so they dont know what to do,then she get shot by the police. and blablabla - the cop gets chased by zombies,and she comes back blabla she tells the others,they go find the smugglers guns,the police had some too and now,too the thing i made this topic for - At this point they have decided to go back to the old house for Cover. they Gear up,and moves. The House is placed on a open spot in the woods,with a cemetry ahead of it. and guess what...zombies aye,lots of em all over the place,Lock and load ! they start to move for the house but theres zombies every where right, so they have to Fight there way there,which is REALLY Cool and instant got me thinking of L4D. They moved as a team,coverd each other and finally got to the house(from point a to b aye? :P),AND the Zombies are fast ! after ive seen this movie im suprised no one has taken this one as an example of L4D...cuz this move is like all about killing these things and surviving til the helicopter arrives :P tho,only 1 make it out alive..and another chick who actully got killed but the dude (i think) made her zombie by putting some zombie blood thingy..i don't really know..but that doesnt matter :P all i want to say is that this movie was really cool and totally reminds poeple of L4D. watch it ! and as usuall , i think "ok,now im going to do a short good Topic/post which gives info or something good!" but it never,i dunno why but never appears like that in the end...dang it.

holy shit.. you just explained the movie and wrote some dibble dabble down.. my head hurts.. lol.

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[Halfeatendonkey]

holy shit.. you just explained the movie and wrote some dibble dabble down.. my head hurts.. lol.

Are you aware of that this was written 1 Year ago ? I dont think this dude is still around...

[Atari]

I dont think this dude is still around...

Thoughts to his family :/

Kanelgiffeln: The legend that paragraphs forgot.

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Kanelgiffeln: The legend that paragraphs forgot.

LOL!!!!!!!

Oh and don't worry guys, I hunted the little shit down and very politely explained to him that you should never ....... EVER ......... enjoy a Uwe Boll movie (even in an ironic way). And he did agree.

Granted, his nuts were in a vice at the time, and so he would say anything, but he seemed sincere.

[Von Beck]

I just watched Land of the Dead, I think it was my first George A. Romero film I've seen and it was pretty crappy. I fell asleep halfway through it and just now woke up..
ya that was one of his not so good movies the other ones are not bad and diary of the dead looks awsome

[NdRw]

Why is everyone hating on Land of the Dead? I've enjoyed every single Romero film made (with the exception of Diary of the Dead because I havent seen it yet). I actually liked LotD just as much as the remake and original DotD. I mean, zombie movies aren't really cinematic gold as it is. they're pretty much just gory and fun.