Omegle

[black671]

Ladies and gents, I would like to introduce you all to a newly made chat site. URL (http://omegle.com/) This is Omegle. A place where you literally meet complete strangers and talk to them about anything. Complete anonymity....

This thread is to be used for anyone who chats there and says some lulzy shit. copy/paste your conversations and make sure to troll your very hardest. (just dont troll here)

Black out.

[Etheallmighty]

I didn't want to talk for long, it didn't feel right.

but:

Stranger: Heyyyy
You: WTF is this?
Stranger: Your ugly faaacceeee

STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED

[ZiggY]

I don't get why this is becoming so popular. anicechat.net has been around for months and it's the exact same thing.

[YuriTMND]

It's stupid. If people want to tard out, they should do it in public while being filmed.

[Skypn1333]

Wow, I'm so glad I went to this website.

Stranger: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
You: ?
Stranger: you blowhard.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Never again.

[Obama Yo Momma]

You: hello
Stranger: ask me some thing
You: ok
You: whatya wearing?

You: Can you tell me a story?
Stranger: yeah i thoguht so too but then i thoguht about it again
Stranger: yes i could
You: Awesome
You: tell me a bedtime story
Stranger: thats not a qestion its a demand sorry i cant
You: May you tell me a bedtime story?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: once apoun a time there live three little pig
You: ok
Stranger: there mommy pig sent them off in to the bigg piggy world to be
You: what did DCF do?
Stranger: dcf?
You: Yes
You: oh wait
You: You are canaanananadada
Stranger: okay
You: Nevermind
Stranger: how did you know
You: Guessed
Stranger: wow amazing
You: Yep
Stranger: are you amarican ?
You: Yes
Stranger: wow how did you know
You: War,drugs,steal other countries.
You: I guessed
Stranger: good gues
You: indeed
Stranger: guess
Stranger: yes
You: May you finish the story?
Stranger: okay so they went off and went looking to build there houses
Stranger: one made his from straw
You: Did he have a permit?
Stranger: one made his from wood
Stranger: yes he did
You: Okay good
Stranger: and the oldest one made his house from brick
You: Fancy
Stranger: well they were all celbarting there at there houses
You: Aww dats cute
Stranger: and a long came the big bad wolf
Stranger: and the little piggys ran to there houses
You: RUN PIGGIES RUN!
Stranger: first house was the straw house
You: Was it okay?
Stranger: Yes
You: YOU CALLING ME A JEW?
Stranger: What?
You: YOU LIED TO ME! YOU SICK BASTARD!
Then I disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: how are you???????
You: good
You: How are you overloaded punctuation?

[one of them]

Stranger: HI!
You: !? WHO SAID THAT!?
Stranger: >.>
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

You have Disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

copy/paste your conversations and make sure to troll your very hardest. (just dont troll here)

Someone's been on /b/.

<div class="quote">Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
You: fuck you
You: asshole
You have disconnected.</div>

[Typhoon808]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex
Stranger: THE GAME FAGGOT
You: FUCK YOU /b/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[horse_sweater]

Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: What is up
You: this is strange
You: you stranger
Stranger: You're strange!
Stranger: I'm not a stranger.
You: did you get this from the l4d forum
Stranger: I'm &quot;you&quot;.
Stranger: You're the stranger.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Is that a forum for LSD users?
You: yeah
Stranger: Please address me as &quot;Mexicunti&quot;.
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: How do you like LSD?
Stranger: Better or worse than an orgasm?
You: wtf..
Stranger: How are both combined?



second attempt
Stranger: Hello. Where are you from?
You: mars
You: and you

[DethPenguin]

aaacceeee
yyyy

You already know what kind of person this is.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
You: please rape me
You: very hard
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: que?
Stranger: no comprende
Stranger: reow!
You: hablamos ingles aqui
You: poque
You: soy americano
You: verdad?
Stranger: miamo miguel
You: GET OUT OF HERE
You: RUN!
You have disconnected.

[horse_sweater]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: que?
Stranger: no comprende
Stranger: reow!
You: hablamos ingles aqui
You: poque
You: soy americano
You: verdad?
Stranger: miamo miguel
You: GET OUT OF HERE
You: RUN!
You have disconnected.


lol deth haha..

[darkmessiah]

You: What do you think about socks.
Stranger: hm.. i don't like to sleep with socks.
You: Hmmm, interesting factual statement there...
You: They're also quite delicious
You: But let's not get away from the fact that you don't sleep with socks
You: If I had a foot fetish I might have came, did you ever think about that?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: That would not be good, because I felt like doing that later.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[OneKplus337]

how many fucking brazilians are there on omegle, damnit

[horse_sweater]

haha seriously onekplus


i tried a couple times and they have all been from brazil

[SlainPwner666]

Stranger: donuts.
You: Cheese bagels
Stranger: bagels and cream cheese
You: Racism
Stranger: anti-blue skins
Stranger: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TWI'LEKS
You: Life is for jews, thats why I am dead


Stranger: i'm a boy, want to cam?
You: .....

[horse_sweater]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello there
You: hows it going
Stranger: how goes it
Stranger: damn
You: ahh same question
You: i win
Stranger: freakkyyyyy
You: yeah
Stranger: ok, well it's going quite well
You: so far so good
Stranger: you?
You: no disconnection haha
You: o yeah good
You: que haces
Stranger: haha i've had a few, i insulted kentucky
You: are you brazillian too
Stranger: and one time i wasn't male enough
Stranger: no, i'm not
You: haha
You: everyone here seems to be brazillian
You: have you noticed
You: ?
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
You: who is kentucky??
Stranger: no, ive had someone from high school and someone from kentucky and a girl who wanted barn love
You: why did you offend it
You: wtf
You: you mean like beastiality?
Stranger: hahaha
You: i think i misspelled that
Stranger: i hope that wasn't what she meant
You: where did you get this link from
You: forum?
Stranger: the magic of the internet
You: ahh i see
You: it is magical.
Stranger: neverending
Stranger: magic
Stranger: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: goodbye stranger
You: dont you think its weird that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[darkmessiah]

Stranger: i'm a boy, want to cam?
You: .....
Nice.

[DethPenguin]

Stranger: i'ma pirate
Stranger: yarr
You: i'm a football player
You: hutt
Stranger: yrrrrr
Stranger: ye die!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I wanted to say:
Just kidding, I'm a rapist.
Now bend over.

[horse_sweater]

I wanted to say:
Just kidding, I'm a rapist.
Now bend over.
haha strange..

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Give me the stone Marius.
Stranger: hayyyyyyyyy
You: And all is forgiven.
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: the stone!
Stranger: i dont have it
You: Look what the stone has done to you
Stranger: :
Stranger: /
Stranger: :/
Stranger: it's made me fail
Stranger: :[
Stranger: at life SO SAD
You: Turned you into a downright bumbling idiot, marius. Jesus christ man, I gotta go. Just ship me the stone, k?
You have disconnected.

[Claudia]

Stranger: HI!
You: !? WHO SAID THAT!?
Stranger: >.>
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
This is the best one ever.

[horse_sweater]

This one is really long buts strangely entertaining.





Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: NO
You: SAY SOMETHING
Stranger: SOMETHING
Stranger: SHIT
You: TYPE*
You: NUGGETS
You: CAPS
You: LOCK
You: FOREVER
Stranger: jimmy buffett
You: ........
You: THIS IS BORING
Stranger: whats the saddest thing even
Stranger: *ever
You: UM
You: LETS SEE
You: DOG KENNELS
Stranger: alright
You: THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN WITHOUT PARENTS AFTER 9\11
Stranger: if its going to be a movie, its we're going to have to make this funny
You: you can't make that funny
Stranger: how about all the children without parents after 9/11, get stuck in a dog kennel
You: .. hahahah
You: i tried not to laugh
Stranger: and they have to go through a hilarious set of antics to escape two dim witted bandits
Stranger: kinda like home alone
You: every kid gets a razor
You: and after shave
You: and a mirror
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: a blue pill and a red pill
Stranger: that are both placebos
You: haha
You: now they simultaniously connect to the matrix
You: now we have fucking kids flying around
You: stopping bullets
You: thw world would end
You: the*
Stranger: while at the same timeeating mcdonalds for 30 days like that one guy
You: and not gainging wait or being sick..
You: weight
You: lol
You: because everything in the matrix is a lie
Stranger: perfect
You: it starts raining pikachus
You: and every kid gets there own
You: their*
Stranger: and when they wake up from the matrix its the morning of 9/11
You: so they put there pikachus to work
Stranger: and right as the plane is about to crash it just goes black
Stranger: and in white letters appears
You: their* DAMMIT i can't spell
Stranger: CAPS LOCK
Stranger: and that fades, roll credits
You: you mean green letters
You: wow nice one
Stranger: green works
You: great job
You: *shakes hand*
Stranger: we work well as a team
You: yes
You: high five?
Stranger: *releases hand shake, wipes hand clean*
Stranger: *awaiting high five*
You: your hands are clammy man
You: or woman
Stranger: bro
You: *HIGH FIVE*
You: *clap*
Stranger: the perfect high five.
You: yeah
Stranger: people from all over the world hear it
You: pretty much
Stranger: and begin to applaud
You: and go deaf
You: after
You: they applaud
Stranger: haha
You: there own applause ruined their life.
Stranger: sweet irony
You: wow we are the only 2 that can hear now
You: i hear the keyboard click click click
Stranger: *screaming &quot;CAPS LOCK&quot; to the gods*
You: its that fucking catalina wine mixer
You: don't remember tha movie to well
Stranger: Step Brothers
You: yeah
Stranger: fuck year
Stranger: *yeah
You: boats and hoes..
Stranger: PJ Santoro?
You: we have all this room for activities
You: pj santoro? who is that
Stranger: me
You: ahh
Stranger: just making sure you werent stealing my identity
You: i see
You: no
You: because i am a girl
You: and pj is a boys name
You: i assume
Stranger: it is
You: boats and hoes
Stranger: youre a girl? you surprise me
You: this is the longest omegle convos i have been in
You: SURPRISE!!!!
You: BOO!!
You: i bet i scared the shit outta ya
Stranger: *shat*
Stranger: these convos are so fleeting
Stranger: i like keeping it interesting
You: yeah
You: i joined one earlier
You: where i think i said hi
You: and the stranger said fuck you
You: and dissconnected
Stranger: sounds like a nice guy
You: was funny
You: and everyone here seems to be from brazil
Stranger: for sure
You: yea
Stranger: i gotta go though
You: ok
You: bye forever.
Stranger: take care, enjoyed it
You: have a good life
Stranger: if you see me again say
Stranger: 9/11 IN A DOG KENNEL
You: lol
Stranger: and i'll know its you
You: ok
You: bye have a good one
Stranger: later
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




I am having way to much fun with this


here is another

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love you
You: wow i love you too
You: can we get married
Stranger: Wow we have so much in common
Stranger: Yes
You: like right now
Stranger: Yes
You: so we can have a honeymoon
You: and go to hawaii
Stranger: Yes
You: ok
You: lets go
You: meet you at the church
Stranger: Okay
You: ill wait for you there don't be late
Stranger: I wont

[binge]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/v/belgium
You: f *
You: you ?
Stranger: 15/m/uk
You: hot!
You: I like young boys
Stranger: i used to live in luxembourg
You: i hate luxembourg
Stranger: !!
Stranger: why
You: it's like the asshole of europe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thata why i moved
You: so if you live there i don't want to talk to you, you smell
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi?
You: ...
Stranger: ?
You: I'm trying to be mysterious
Stranger: its working
You: GREAT
Stranger: i dont know a single thing about u
You: You know now: I'm a girl, I have ADHD, I like sex, I like Young boys
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THIS CHATROOM IS AWESOME

[DoGZaO]

pretty sure i've gotten raped multiple times without knowing it while on this site

[black671]

Stranger: hi. welcome to my world.
You: um....ok
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: soooo....should i don my robe?
Stranger: Sure thing
You: or just put on my wizard hat?
Stranger: Don whatever you like
Stranger: My world es su wold
Stranger: *world
You: i want to have intercourse with your mouth
You: care to partake?
Stranger: what if i told you i have gonnorhea
Stranger: *gonnorrhea
You: i'll be gentle :3
Stranger: you're not worried about...
Stranger: complications
You: no i already have the clap
You: its k
Stranger: oh great
Stranger: where can we meet
You: at the pier at dawn
Stranger: excellent
You: we shall stare out into the sunrise for the last time
Stranger: i'll be wearing a red carnation
You: i'll be wearing nothing ;)
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

another one

You: it puts the lotion on its skin
Stranger: >:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You: my daddy touches my pee pee when mommy is at work
Stranger: I once fucked my goldfish
You: i bet it was unsatisfied
You have disconnected.

[one of them]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am no longer a member of this reality.
You: You will come with me.
Stranger: I will, will I?
You: Travel the land that is no longer reality.
You: HELP ME
You: HELP YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Who me? Couldn't be... then who?
You: ANSWER QUICKLY
Stranger: me, jasper
You: BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
You: Jasper?
Stranger: Jasper Cullen, haha
You: Isn't that the name of the friendly ghost?
Stranger: no, is the name of a char
Stranger: a vampire char
Stranger: from twilight saga :)
You: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
You have disconnected.
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LOL, Below is probably the funniest one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
*about 20 seconds go by*
You: You say Hi first
Stranger: i was waiting for you
You: This conversation isn't going to start until you say hi.
*about a minute goes by*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marcopolo]

Someone tried to Chris Hansen me but it was too obvious, then he got raged that I caught him and he disconnected.

[binge]

Omegle doesnt seem to work for me anymore ..

[one of them]

Yeah Binge, I keep trying to go to it but the page doesn't load.

[binge]

All it says now is

Welcome to nginx!

[black671]

works for me.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: halo
You: 3
Stranger: yea its ok
You: yeah
You: not a fan
Stranger: you arent a fan
You: no, im an air conditioner
Stranger: wow i'm cool as ice
Stranger: sssssssssssssssssssss
Stranger: you hear that?
You: the sound of faggotry?
You have disconnected.

[one of them]

Works now.

[binge]

I'm having a conversation with a 'girl' about crabpeople and slaves

[binge]

FKN AWESOME

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there stan.
You: What wait
You: how
You: did you guess that
Stranger: Duh im raven.
You: You're freaking me out
You: NO WAY
Stranger: Yes way.
You: GTFO
Stranger: I wanna stay.
Stranger: Need fashion advice?
You: *hides under a box mgs-style*
You: Maybeh
Stranger: Well.....
Stranger: So do i.
You: Oh
You: Maybe we should become Metrosexual
Stranger: Wait aren't guys only that.
You: Women can be metrosexual too
Stranger: Really?
You: they just shave alot more
Stranger: ah idk that.
You: you should try it
Stranger: Well i shave everything exept head and eyebrown am i metrosexual
You: Yes
Stranger: Cool.
You: Unless your hardcore-metrosexual
You: they go britney-shaved
Stranger: Whats that?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: well...
Stranger: ill just stay metro for now.
You: k cool
You: Don't get overrun by crabpeople,though
You: I'll just sit here and watch you fight 'em
Stranger: Who are those?
You: They are evil crabs with faces that can talk and want to take over the world
Stranger: Oh they sound like nice people.
Stranger: Maybe ill meet one someday.
You: but because they're so weak they created gay guys that gave straight guys fashion tips, so called 'metrosexual' This metrosexualism should turn straight men into wimps so that the crabpeople can rule the earth and make women their slaves
Stranger: And have a sexual encounter.
You: Smart crabs
Stranger: I would totally be a slave.
Stranger: Sounds kinky.
You: I would become a crab and be your master !
Stranger: What would be my first task master?
You: To take off all your clothes and to do my laundry
Stranger: Do i put my clothe in there too?
You: No
You: Your clothes are your new bed
Stranger: Oh so naked laundry.
You: Yup
Stranger: This is child labor you know.
You: And you have to wear cowbells on each nipple
Stranger: lmao.
You: So I can track you down everywhere you go
Stranger: Do i have to pee ina cup?
You: No, you pee in a jar that I will insert into my anus
You: And then it breaks and our fluids combine and make babies
Stranger: Would you want me to reanact the 2girls and 1 cup video only live just for you?
You: No, that's SICK OH GOD
You have disconnected.

[Steve Cloud]

YOU TWO LOOKED AT MY SCREENPLAY!

[binge]

lolz

[Frito]

You: No, that's SICK OH GOD
You have disconnected.

I lol'd so hard.

[darkmessiah]

FKN AWESOME
Oh. My. God. That was pure win.

Oh what the fuck, I go into Omegle, and suddenly I'm having a great talk about Strap-ons, British Columbia, and Skiing. How do I always have a great conversation with everyone?

[YuriTMND]

Stranger: Im 18, Male, In us, not a creepy guy, just looking for some pretty female nude pics. You can kindly decline, or make my day, thank you =)
You: Is there any inbetween?
Stranger: In between, such as?
You: Decline or make your day?
Stranger: Of course
You: Okay...
Stranger: I dont really enjoy talking to other guys on this though, most just want to talk about drugs or something
You: Yea...
Stranger: You ok?
You: I'm okay
You: Very okay.
Stranger: Seem kind down/sad =/
You: I always do.
Stranger: Why so?
You: Have you ever been sodomized?
Stranger: No, honestly I dont know what that means
You: It's when something is jammed up your arse and it hurts really bad.
Stranger: Ow =/
You: Yeaaa...
You: Want to?
Stranger: Well, sorry about that =/
Stranger: Want to be sodomized? Definitely not
You: Oh, don't be that way.
You: It only hurts for a moment
Stranger: Haha
You: And the first few times
Stranger: Oh well ok, why not?
Stranger: Peace creepy dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This guy wanted nude pics; I offered him sodomy.

[darkmessiah]

That was actually pretty funny, lol.

[Neb]

Stranger: oi cao
You: I doodle with my poodle you know what i'm saying dog?
Stranger: i wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Stranger: are you a dog?
You: Maybe >_>
You: Maybe not.




Stranger: please be interesting
You: Dogs?
You: Hats?
Stranger: umbrellas?
You: Cats?

You: Mats?

You: Flats?
Stranger: goldfish?
You: FUCK
Stranger: OH NO ITS BLEEDING
You: NOTHING RHYMES WITH GOLDFISH YOU ASS

[Steve Cloud]

You: Good day, sir
Stranger: not sir
Stranger: I'm a female
You: Oh hey, woman.
Stranger: You are?
You: You can call me god.
You: Or when we're in the bedroom &quot;JESUS&quot;
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes, how do you feel about eyepatches?
Stranger: ...
You: See I have this fetish, its a bit odd but the doctors say its not so bad
Stranger: Are you good in bed?
You: Bed?
You: Beds are for wimps. I do it on the nightstand.
Stranger: Are you a good lover?
You: There's no love involved.
You: You're an object to me.
Stranger: Just raw sex?
You: Sex implies your vagina is involved.
Stranger: Don't call it vagina
Stranger: it's a turn off
Stranger: say pussy
You: But then all I can think about is Felix...
Stranger: Just squeeze your dick inside off me
You: Whoa slow down there!
Stranger: Why?
You: First of all, take this scalpel and remove your left eye
You: Nice and slow like
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[YuriTMND]

You: Uh... hello?
Stranger: Hiya
You: You ready...?
Stranger: Always ready.
You: Then let's get this started.
Stranger: Ok, doll, where should we start?
You: *I take off my pants and let them drop to the floor. I then button down my shirt to reveal my massive man titties...*
Stranger: I throw up.
You: *Then I raise an eyebrow at you, seeing as you like it. All seductive-like. Afterwards, I toss my shirt off and rub my hairy chest*
You: Oh baby, do you like farts?
Stranger: Haha oh man. I'm going to have to ask you to stop that.
Stranger: I was unprepared.
You: *I bend over and spread my cheeks. The underwear is stained brown from previous engagements*
Stranger: Hahaha
You: Don't lie to me baby, you said you were ready
Stranger: I didn't know I was getting ready for upchuck.
Stranger: I thought we'd at least start with &quot;where you from?&quot;
Stranger: You know?
You: *I then rip a tremendous fart that may as well cause a paradox in the space-time continuim aimed at your face*
Stranger: Alright hairy, talk to you later :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Skypn1333]

Soon this website we'll be filled with two kinds of people.
1. Brazilians
2. 411ers

[YuriTMND]

Stranger: how is babby formed
You: BRAWNDO IS HUNGRY
Stranger: how girl get pregnant
Stranger: ?
Stranger: rick?
Stranger: rikku-san?
Stranger: how girl get pregnant?
You: GIRL DRINK BRAWNDO
Stranger: ansura mi purisu
Stranger: how girl get pregnant
Stranger: how is babby formed
Stranger: ?
You: DOUCHE WITH BRAWNDO; BABY COME OUT
Stranger: who brawndo
You: BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR
You: ITS LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER
You: ITS LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK THAT YOU CAN DRINK
Stranger: brawndo form babby
Stranger: you tell noaw
Stranger: you
You: BRAWNDO
You: BRAWNDO IS MANLY
Stranger: danny devito
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another bout with a troll.

[Neb]

O shit you didnt see anything

[darkmessiah]

Steve Cloud
Fuck, that was great, so messed up!

[YuriTMND]

Stranger: dum du dum dum
You: Hey, nice lips
Stranger: thanks!
You: Do they suck good?
Stranger: ask your mom.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[YuriTMND]

Bah... this is stupid.

[kidkiller745]

Stranger: 1
You: sex
You: sex
You: sec
You: sex
You: sex
You: FUCKING SEXC

You: MOANNN
You: SEX

[darkmessiah]

Again, I get a regular conversation. I must be either the unluckiest man on earth, or the luckiest friend finder on earth.

[Frito]

Again, I get a regular conversation. I must be either the unluckiest man on earth, or the luckiest friend finder on earth.


I'm getting that right now. We're talking about pregnancies.

[kidkiller745]

Stranger: Hello there ma'am
You: hello there shemale

[darkmessiah]

I'm getting that right now. We're talking about pregnancies.

We're discussing music preferences.

[horse_sweater]

dam that sucks... i get the same thing .....

[Skypn1333]

I played 20 questions with a guy and he said he was an actor in his 30's that was in a tv show in the 90's and I guess wrong and his answer is...

A STONE!

I was like ??? How is that an actor?

He says: It's not.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: DAMN YOU
You have disconnected.

[horse_sweater]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkmessiah]

Now I'm discussing gas prices with another guy.

[horse_sweater]

i never get interesting people.........

[darkmessiah]

I always get normal, interesting people, I'm sad.

I seriously think that I'm talking to a perv... I don't know...

In the realistic sense of course.

&quot;Say, I bet you're a real good video game player, right?&quot;

Nevermind, he was normal.

[horse_sweater]

i tried that a couple times got a crazy gay rapper talking about how &quot;niggas&quot; fuck his wife... and she lives next to a waffle house.. and some guy saying he wanted gay syber.. wtf is syber????

[DethPenguin]

syber

It's an Albanian form of fisting.
Looks like someone likes you man.

[horse_sweater]

not a mans.... i want to see if i can find a 411er on it ..

[darkmessiah]

It's an Albanian form of fisting.
lol. Nice.

[horse_sweater]

btw why do you and deth have the same brain dog?

[darkmessiah]

btw why do you and deth have the same brain dog?
Long story, but yadda yadda yadda, we got the same avatar.

[horse_sweater]

i knew that before ........ but thanks?

[horse_sweater]

dammit why does this always happen to me!!!!!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 123
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: watch it
You: are you going to rick roll me
You: aswell
Stranger: the only way ot find out
You: idk
Stranger: is to follow it
Stranger: gonna do it?
You: sure
You: asshole
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i got u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Welland Ontario
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess people don't like Canadians. :(

[Frito]

I just finished talking to my normal friend. I felt that we related so well, and now we'll never speak again.

[horse_sweater]

ok I am officially bored of omegle

[kidkiller745]

Stranger: I once fucked my goldfish
You: i bet it was unsatisfied
i lol'd

[Necrocide]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a
Stranger: b
You: c
Stranger: c
Stranger: d
Stranger: e
Stranger: f
Stranger: g
Stranger: h
Stranger: i
Stranger: j
Stranger: k
Stranger: l
Stranger: m
Stranger: n
Stranger: o
Stranger: p
Stranger: q
Stranger: r
Stranger: s
Stranger: t
Stranger: u
Stranger: v
Stranger: w
Stranger: x
Stranger: y
Stranger: z
You: You make me sick
Stranger: WIN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[one of them]

I just met someone who didn't know what an &quot;Online Shooter&quot; was.
Tsk
Tsk
Tsk

[horse_sweater]

where they from brazil?

[OneKplus337]

where they from brazil?

Fucking brazilians. That's how I open my convo now. And one guy goes no, I'm finnish why. Fuck...disconnect :)

[binge]

even 4chanmembers use it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: /b/?
You: Would you like me to spread my buttcheeks and show you what I ate last night ?
Stranger: thats a yes
You: it's gonna cost ya
Stranger: *opens butt checks and...
Stranger: .................................................. ......................... .................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. ......................... ....,~''::::::::',::::::::::::::::::::|',
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.................................................. ......................... ....'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. ......................... ....|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ......................... ...(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : :
.................................................. ......................... ....'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. ......................... ........|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
.................................................. ......................... ...,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__, -';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;; ;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__
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Stranger: what the fuck did you eat?
You: OH GOD
You: FUCK
You: I JUST LOST
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A RICKROLL IMAGE, copy and past it into notepad, you'll see

[Tyr]

I just had a conversation with a crazy Russian bastard who kept questioning me about Russian politics and Child Porn.

What the fuck. I think I'll avoid &quot;Omegle&quot; from now on.

Okay I lied, it's a good way to waste time. So far nothing hilarious has happened. I do enjoy those who think they can shock you though.

[POTTENI]

Stranger: age / sex / location?
You: hi
You: uh
You: you first haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Typhoon808]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: in from brazil
You: what a surprise

--

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: singapore?
You: no brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HimuraKenshee]

Stranger: ggggrrrr
You: *woof*
Stranger: meow
You: quack
Stranger: squark
You: squark?
You: wtf goes squark
You: -.-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahahahahaha

=.=&quot;

[binge]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LETS GET THIS STARTED
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: STARTING IN 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: 1
You have disconnected.

[Typhoon808]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS MADNESS
Stranger: hi
You: THIS
Stranger: I KNOW
You: IS
Stranger: CRAZY
Stranger: I KNPOW
Stranger: KNOW
You: YOU SUCK
You have disconnected.

:(

--

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sex
Stranger: male
You: shemale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HimuraKenshee]

Stranger: i think ive figured out a way to time travel but theres only one way to be sure
Stranger: tell me a number quick
You: 7
Stranger: i think ive figured out a way to time travel but theres only one way to be sure
Stranger: 7?
You: yes
Stranger: oh my god it worked
Stranger: i think ive figured out a way to time travel but theres only one way to be sure
Stranger: quick tell me a number
You: 123456
Stranger: i think ive figured out a way to time travel but theres only one way to be sure
Stranger: 32?
You: nub
Stranger: damn...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Icy Lemon]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wow
You: bagel cheese
Stranger: love it
Stranger: u hungry?
Stranger: im making pizza
You: YES!
Stranger: wanna join?
You: yea
Stranger: after eating pizza we shall make love
You: OK
You: Your house or mine?
Stranger: yours
Stranger: ill come
You: k
You: Il 'cum' too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

We had a special moment :)

[horse_sweater]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: in from brazil
You: what a surprise

--

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: singapore?
You: no brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


haha i lol'd

[Neb]

This works on iPod touch.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Eh, it isn't bad.

Fairly interesting.

&quot;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YHALLOTHAR
Stranger: Hi, Stranger.
Stranger: HALOOOOOBITCH
You: Reminds me of RE4.
You: 'Stranger'
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: &quot;Strangers in the night&quot; - Frank Sinatra
You: So, how do I know you're not a chat-bot?
Stranger: Hmm....
You: CONSPIRACY, METHINKS!
Stranger: GO FUCK YOURSELF< YOU 4CHAN-BOY
You: Hmmmm. Still not convinced.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: I dont know
You: Say something they couldn't program you to say.
Stranger: I know the ABC
Stranger: :P
You: ......Hmmm.
You: That's just lulzy enough to be human.
Stranger: Yeah
You: 'I know the ABC'
Stranger: ok
You: Yeah.... I don't think they would make it say that....
Stranger: I dont wanna talk with you...
Stranger: mummy...
You: That's too bad!
You: BEACH!
Stranger: YOU QHORE
Stranger: WHORE*
Stranger: FUCK YOUR ASS AND SUCK MY COCK
You: The apostrophe goes in front, dumbass.
You: *WHORE
Stranger: Fuck your brain
You: With what?
Stranger: With your eyes
You: Ooooh.
Stranger: -_-&quot;
You: Sounds lulzy.
Stranger: Sounds bitchy
You: How do you know I'm not a chat-bot?
You: CONSPIRACY!!!
Stranger: COZ YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID 4CHAN BOY
You: lololololol
Stranger: bitch bitch bitch
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDE SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDE SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
You: xD
Stranger: I heard you like YAOI
You: I herd u liek MUDKIPZ
Stranger: I heard you dond have KNEEZ
You: Also, L2spelbad lolololol
Stranger: Fuck your mom
You: For teh lulz.
Stranger: bitchy
You: Not on tests, tho.
Stranger: Yuo are an idiot.
You: Then it's important to spell correctly.
You: NOU
Stranger: Fuck me
&quot;

[SlainPwner666]

Stranger: please be interesting
I MET THAT GUY
He is so weird

[Ryuzaki]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Boo
You: AHHH!!
You have disconnected.

And thats the only remotely funny conversation i had so far.

[SlainPwner666]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: Hi
Stranger: what's your nationality?=D
You: Ireland
Stranger: ok=)
You: And no, I hate potatoes
Stranger: i'm french!
You have disconnected

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Evening
Stranger: what is your name ?
You: Mujh Had min
You: And yours?
Stranger: Eduardo
Stranger: de onde você é ?
You: No comprende brother
Stranger: from where you are?
You: Eygpt
Stranger: nuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: Im from Brazil
You: ......
You have disconnected.

[Shrubberyjsc]

You: Hullo?
Stranger: hi!
You: ASL?
Stranger: 26/m/german
Stranger: you?
You have disconnected.

Edit:

Some of these are funny!
Stranger: no kiva ):
You: NO?
Stranger: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ;D
You: Rawr.
Stranger: purrr.
You: growl
Stranger: mitäs vittua. :D
You: bark
You: REALLY?
Stranger: okaaay
Stranger: O'RLY
You: NOT MITAS VITTUA?!
Stranger: MITÄS VITTUA = WTF
You: OIC
You: WTF :D
Stranger: I'M FROM FINLAND, YOU KNOW. :D
You: THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO KNOW, YOU KNOW.
Stranger: I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW. ;D
You: I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW.
Stranger: PUS, RAKASTAN SUA MOI. :------------------------------) <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Claudia]

You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: How are you on this fine day?
Stranger: Fine :) and you ?
You: I'm great.
You: :D
Stranger: See that :)
You: Cake or pie?
Stranger: Cake
Stranger: yumi
You: yeah
You: Cake is awesome
You: :D
Stranger: Yay
You: I like my cake with no icing.
Stranger: :)
You: Yeah
You: Bai
~
It was nice and weird.

[binge]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
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You: OH GOD YES
You: COUNTER ATTACK
You: .................................................. ......................... .................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
.................................................. ......................... .........,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,
.................................................. ......................... ....,~''::::::::',::::::::::::::::::::|',
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.................................................. ......................... ....'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. ......................... ....|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ......................... ...(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : :
.................................................. ......................... ....'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. ......................... ........|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
.................................................. ......................... ...,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__, -';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
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Stranger: Omagad
Stranger: owned
You: You just lost the game
Stranger: No
You: Yes
Stranger: Noel > Rick astley
You: NO WAY
You: Not in the month april my friend
You: APRIL BOOSTS RICK'S EXPERIENCE WITH 500 POINTS
You: Rick does RickRollattack
You: It's super effective !
Stranger: Noel esquive !
Stranger: Attack flodd !
Stranger: Rick astley lost 100 hp
You: Rick summons Blackguybehindbar
Stranger: Noel wins !
Stranger: :(
You: Blackguybehindbar does dancemoves
You: CRITICAL HIT
You: Wait
You: Blackguybehindbar is evolving
You: into..
You: BARACK OBAMA
You: Obama uses CHANGE
Stranger: OMAGAD
You: It's super effective
Stranger: Noel losts
Stranger: Try again
You: Obama wins
You: No
You: You just lost the game
You: no second try
Stranger: GG :(
You: GG
You have disconnected.

[Shrubberyjsc]

You: Greetings, Earthling.
Stranger: Greetings, Nerdling.
You: lolololol
You: Best response yet.
You: You win.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: and with that i disappear into the night as mysteriously as i appeared
You: Continue your funny, plox.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:*(



This one was all me:



You: You: Greetings, Earthling.
You: Me: Hello
You: You: I don't like you.
You: Me: That's too bad.
You: You: I wonder what stranger thinks about this.
You: Me: Stranger?
You: Me: Are you there, Stranger?
You: Me: Helloooooo?
You have disconnected.


Lolol:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings, Earthling.
Stranger: yeah hi
You: What is your designation?
Stranger: what
Stranger: what do you mean
You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=designation
Stranger: omg


xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, Earthling.
Stranger: hihihihihi
You: What is your designation?
Stranger: to bum all round, you? geekoid
You: I am Roger the Shrubber, I make, design, and sell shrubberies.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


And of course:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RAAAAGE
Stranger: your mum is ugly
You: EVERY DISCONNECTS ON ME!
You: *EVERYONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[yourbadmega]

You: hey
Stranger:hey
You: Like it in the ass or mouth
You:STFU FAGGOT
then i disconnected

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

Black out.
I c what you did tharr

this site is BRILLIANT!

[Marcopolo]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: fuck bitches
You: get money
Stranger: build cellar
Stranger: rape daughters

[one of them]

Lets start a Game.

The Rules
You must get &quot;Stranger&quot; to disconnect as fast as possible.

DO NOT
1. Tell them to Disconnect

This will be fun.
--------------------------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HUCKCHUCK!?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: HUCKCHUCK MAULIE!?
Stranger: wrong number
You: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HEY
HEY
You: I KNOW
You: NO
You: YEAH, I DO
Stranger: me too
You: exactly?
You: WAIT
You: DUCK
You: shhhh, they might hear us
You: ok
You: they're gone
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good
You: that was close
Stranger: you make me feel so safe
You: you wanna... touch eachother's private places?
Stranger: i was just about to ask
You: good.
You: Where to start?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

You must get &quot;Stranger&quot; to disconnect as fast as possible.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Welland Ontario
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He/She disconnected about 2 seconds after I said Welland.

[Necrocide]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Got Waffles?
Stranger: Only eggo
You: Do they look like Waffles?
Stranger: yes theyre a brand of waffles dont you know?
You: Do they taste like Waffles?
Stranger: Eggo waffles are very popular from where i live
You: Do they smell like Waffles?
Stranger: they look taste and are identical to waffles
You: Do they feel like Waffles?
Stranger: depends what you think waffles feel like
You: Do they sound like Waffles?
Stranger: eventually your gonna run out of senses to describe waffles
You: Is their electric field similar to that of Waffles?
Stranger: waffles have no electric field
You: Are they the same temperature as Waffles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They disconnected about .4 seconds after my last post.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: what's goin on
You: So, how are the kids?
Stranger: dead finally
You: Damn right.
Stranger: they just kept screaming
Stranger: so much
You: I killed my wife last night
Stranger: i had to stop it
You: I know what you mean.
You: I had a headache, the best tylenol is murder
Stranger: they're head burst like ripe melons
Stranger: i know what you mean

It's not loading for me anymore. WTF?

[docofthemist1337]

IM JUST GOING TO DELETE THIS

[docofthemist1337]

Lets start a Game.

CONVO 1
3691 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey imma gay dude
Stranger: hi
You: wanna cyber
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CONVO 2

You: what time is it for you
You: its 12:10
You: here
Stranger: it's 1:16
Stranger: so you're central time?
You: i guess
You: im in tennesee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CONVO 3
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: =D
You: ankles or gtfo
Stranger: what ?
You: you herd me
You: now take your socks off
You: DO IT FAGGOT
You: or suffer a rick rool
You: *roll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:sorry for the dp they were both diffrent things i were adressing
EDIT2:this one made a dude quit ALOT FASTER

[G_X]

Instant win: post the URL of your mybrute.

[kidkiller745]

Instant win: post the URL of your mybrute.
waht the fuck does that have to do with this topic

[omgwtfbbqq]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO!
You: monkeyfarts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I WIN!

[Tyr]

<div class="quote">Stranger: r u m or f
You: I haven't decided yet.
Stranger: umm k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</div>
<div class="quote">Stranger: MALE FEMALE?
You: Haven't decided.
Stranger: jesus
Stranger: u dont know if ure a guy or a girl
You: I could look y'know, down there, but that just raises more questions.
You: Like &quot;OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?&quot;
Stranger: bye
You: &quot;AUGH IT&quot;S MOVING!&quot;
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</div>
I also had a nice chat with someone from The Netherlands who I nicknamed &quot;Muesli&quot;.

Oh and I have a new game.
<div class="quote">Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever played the Omegle game?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ...
You: Basically it's whoever gets the other person to leave first.
Stranger: oh ok ill play
You: I find it helpful because once people get involved they stay on longer so my tracker has a better chance to pinpoint their exact location.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.</div>
I think I'll chalk that up as a win.

[Suman]

Not much to say about this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hellooooooow
You: I got cheesecake.
You: Want some?
Stranger: you are lying
You: HURR DURR!!!!
Stranger: you ARE lying
Stranger: liar
Stranger: liar
You: Am not.
Stranger: rectal burning
You: STOP
Stranger: HAMMERTIME
You: Don't move.
You: PEDOBEAR BEHIND YA!!
Stranger: oh god
You: RUN!!!
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
You: OFM-
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPE
You: *CRASH*
Stranger: OH SHI
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HimuraKenshee]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO!
You: monkeyfarts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I WIN!

lol this works.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: magst du penen?
You: monkeyfarts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Suman]

I think I win...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol.

[Dhrazar]

You: Welland Ontario


Ontario represent, Deth! I'm from London :D

[docofthemist1337]

You: I find it helpful because once people get involved they stay on longer so my tracker has a better chance to pinpoint their exact location.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

so much win im gonna lawal all over my closet and more specifically my pants

EDIT: OMG i just did it im fuckin lawling my brains out

CONVO 4
Stranger: heyy,
You: have you hard of the omegle game
Stranger: EW NO YOU PERV

[SlainPwner666]

Quickest discon huh?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
Stranger: male 19 here
You: evening
You: Male 34 here
Your conversational Partner Has Disconnected

[Codeh]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like penis
Stranger: Good evening
Stranger: i bet you do
You: Yup
You: I'm like michael jackson
You: and I like neverland
You: and flying.
You: hbu?
Stranger: i forgot to take my medicine
Stranger: bye
You: FUCKING
You: JEW
You: GTFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Can I touch you?
You: Can I?
Stranger: how you would do that?
Stranger: haha
You: I'll reach through the loophole in the fabric of time like Ace Ventura
You: and touch you
You: it'll be like the matrix all over again
You: except i'm a pimp and neo is a douche that likes men
You: answer pl0x
You: before
You: the world explodes
You: and you grow a penis
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: wow, i think that i can't do it
You: I wish I was hitler
You: I could fuck up Jews.
You: Wait I already do that
You: :D
Stranger: why's that? hitler was a monster!
You: Monsters Vs Aliens?
You: if so I'm going for Monsters
You: Hitler<3
You: Penis<3
You: Jews</3
Stranger: you're freak
Stranger: :)
You: And I just touched your vagina
You: Oops sorry
You: Didnt mean to say that..or did I?
Stranger: lmao!
You: Can I touch you still?
You: Or Do I have to pay?
You: Is it like a petting zoo?
You: Do I get to pet goats and cows?
You: Have you ever played the Omegle game?
Stranger: nope..?
You: Orly?
You: It's whoever leaves the chat first
You: It's greate
You: because then they stay longer
Stranger: haha
You: and I can find there adress
You: kill there parents
You: rape there babies
You: and then eat there food
Stranger: no food :(
You: I'll make food
Stranger: no family
Stranger: nothing
You: I'll make family
You: I'll make babies
Stranger: i don't have family
Stranger: i live in the moon
You: Oh?
You: That will take some time..
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you the loser?
You: Do you have a Penis Or A Vagina?
You: ...
You: I'm guessing neither?
You: well how am I suposed to fuck you then.
You have disconnected.

[Claudia]

Stranger: :D

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I like accents
Stranger: omg really? me too
You: yay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SlainPwner666]

An accent hater? This..... This is...... HERESY..........THIS IS MADNESS..........THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!!!!


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Brazilian sights shit smell. When will shit smell wind the safeguard? Shit smell ends the spatial column near the extreme loophole. Shit smell declines. Shit smell distorts the country behind the upgrade.
Stranger: Under the child smiles the smile. Shit smell defines the bible beneath the tourist formula. Shit smell evolves brazilian beside the revenge. Brazilian forks a regulation zero. Shit smell blocks the bay. The derivative railroads the girlfriend.
Stranger: Shit smell does brazilian. An answer primes the insect. Brazilian poses across the sent engineer. The furniture flutes the bishop. The pattern decides the cunning geometry. When can shit smell crash within brazilian?
You: what the hell?
Stranger: A shouted bread resigns brazilian without a sharing mandate. Brazilian tortures the lyric stack. The balance phases shit smell beside your exhibit. Brazilian sells shit smell.
Stranger: A blame anthology retracts. Shit smell guns a huge soldier past a wicked rack. Her cotton plates the interfering code. Brazilian orders shit smell past the useless occurrence. Will brazilian tower? Shit smell beams beside brazilian.
You: What the fuck?
Stranger: A request dimensions shit smell above the recipe. Shit smell pumps beneath brazilian. Brazilian rants beneath a teapot. A trade outrage fusses. Shit smell listens before an accessible worth.
Stranger: Why won't the stake grow underneath the employed touch? Does brazilian sicken outside the peasant? Brazilian cites a disturbed critic. Shit smell decays beneath the communal assembly. My murderer shelves brazilian past an interim nightmare. Why won't brazilian burden the sunk public?
You: Copy and Paste for the fail
Stranger: Shit smell sighs. Shit smell hurts brazilian. Why does brazilian quibble? The fear quibbles throughout the influential norm. Brazilian determines each aesthetic crush above the doubtful grandmother.
Stranger: Shit smell returns each ego. On top of a relief withdraws copy and paste. Shit smell nicknames the fuse underneath the manager. A hard judge cubes shit smell without this induced button.
You: Aw man. 411 is gonna flip when they see this
Stranger: After shit smell counts copy and paste. Behind copy and paste runs shit smell. A secretary gladdens its mnemonic chaos in the musical. The leak accepts behind a universe.
Stranger: Will copy and paste offend shit smell? How can a detective female decline? This polished news groans before shit smell. Our suspect shed clocks the quiet metro. How can the prize degenerate without copy and paste?
Stranger: Copy and paste documents shit smell inside the spreading ice. A minimalist compliments shit smell past the bust. Your spiral lust tries a liver below a hooked matrix. How can a knee reckon with copy and paste? A cased nurse lusts for the servant. The whistle angers the anger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh help me, please!
You: WHAT CAN I DO

Stranger: i'm in big trouble
You: OK Ok
You: TELL ME MORE
Stranger: I printed out the internet at college
You: Oh shi-
Stranger: now they are after me
Stranger: I destroyed a whole forest
You: Make a barrier out of cinnamon sticks
You: and hide in an orange
Stranger: but what about the fuckin seeds?
Stranger: THE SEEDS!!!
You: FUCK THE SEEDS
Stranger: think of the seeds!!!
You: Ok,
You: Set the seeds on fire
You: There
Stranger: with what?
You: The powa of win
Stranger: fullofwin.jpg
You: Link PHAILS
You: You just lost the game
You: as did I
Stranger: [TROLL DETECTED]
You: 411er detected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Codeh]

Stranger: [TROLL DETECTED]
You: 411er detected

Epic Lawlz

[Codeh]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you
Stranger: shausahsuahsausah
You: Can We Have Children Now?
Stranger: errr
Stranger: NOT
You: You can have the vagina
You: I'll keep my penis
Stranger: i'm male
You: Point?
Stranger: hum?
You: I'll just rip it off
You: it wont hurt much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Moo
You: Penis
You: Hey You
You: ANSWER QUICK
You: ANSWER NOW
Stranger: WHAT
You: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
You: AAAAAAAAAH
You: HELP
Stranger: yea
Stranger: that sucks
You: will you help me against the zombies?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: /me comes to help
You: we can use your vagina as a black hole
Stranger: alright
Stranger: but
Stranger: one problem
You: and my penis as a whip
You: the jews are zombies?!
Stranger: i dont have vagina
You: THATS THE WORST KIND
Stranger: u suck
You: orly?
Stranger: yea
You: I'll let you on a little secret
You: ...I fucked your parents last night
Stranger: oh u gotta be kidding me
You: True Story.
Stranger: i fucked them too last night
You: OeMG 4somepl0x?
Stranger: whahah :D
You: :D
You: Yaaaayy
Stranger: pl0x
Stranger: that sounds familiar
Stranger: do u play games
You: Yes
Stranger: what game
You: Yes I play games
You: Omegle
Stranger: ...
Stranger: and
You: Do you play Omegle?
Stranger: No
You: And I play with my penis game
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[horse_sweater]

You: as did I
Stranger: [TROLL DETECTED]
You: 411er detected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hehe awesome

[Codeh]

AAAH. I haz one more.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: FUCKING JEWS ATE MY PARENTS
Stranger: what?
You: HITLER SHOULD'VE FINISHED THE JOB
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: ARE YOU CRAZY?
You: YOU HEARD ME
You: HITLER IS MY GAY LOVER
Stranger: why?
You: BECAUSE HE HAS A VAGINA
You: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE COMMENCING
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: 0
You have disconnected.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Stranger: hiya!
You: Fucking...
You: do you like hamburgers?
Stranger: hahaha fucking?! Nice ;)
Stranger: do you liek drugs?
Stranger: asl amn?
You: No fucking way.
Stranger: ASL man?!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: For the love of god, man!
Stranger: same :)
You: Have you no dignity!
Stranger: Are you okay? hahahaha
Stranger: want to hear a joke?
You: 17/F/Ont.
You: no
Stranger: whats big and gray, and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
You: My dick?
Stranger: a caste
Stranger: you idiot
Stranger: Your a girl?
You: FFFFFUUUUUU-
Stranger: no way man i dont know any other girl that taks like me
Stranger: hahahahaha
You have disconnected.

This is fun.

Edit/ Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!:D
You: Large buttery nipples.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I think I won.

[docofthemist1337]

man canadians are awesome and all but this one sucks......hhe would NOT GIVE UP....so i did

note i was trying to make HIM quit
and all of this except the hitler part is a lie and said merely to tick him off and not ment derectly toward any race country or person


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: hey
You: im bored
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: where you from>
Stranger: ?
You: yay!
You: america
You: and if your british leavee now
Stranger: why
Stranger: are you so ignorant?
Stranger: im canadian
You: because british people are almost always assholes
You: but canadians rule im meh opinion
You: you guys get moose
You: es
You: they get huge buck teeth
You: and gay accent
You: and gays!
You: .........
Stranger: wow you are quite offensive
Stranger: hah
You: =)
Stranger: where in america are you from?
You: what you cant honesly say
You: you hae not met a british guy
You: who isnt an asshole
Stranger: i have met several
You: *have
Stranger: you are actually turning out to be more of an asshole than any british guy i have met
You: ok...
You: your lucky i guess
Stranger: you are casting a whole country as being assholes
You: yep
Stranger: maybe the british guys you have met were asshles
You: they were
Stranger: but they all cant possibly be asslholes
You: wait i havent thought of this at all
You: so your right
You: if it can be proved to me
You: which it hasnt
You: so....
Stranger: but it cant be proved to you either if you imediately decline to talk to any british person
You: isnt satan awesome?
Stranger: if he existed i suppose he would be cool
You: much better than allah
You: i hate arabians
Stranger: your fucking with me arent you?
You: why do they practice suicide
You: i mean
You: thats stupid
Stranger: ok seriously are you really this ignorant?
You: they shold practice infant mercy killings
You: instead of suicide
You: also
You: i start talking to thhier women by mail slots
You: see how they like it
Stranger: .......
You: with the fucking turban things
You: they have on
Stranger: are you really serious?
*this is where he turns the tables*
You: hitlers awesome
You: that im not bullshitting about
You: i mean he can say giberish
You: and say its german
You: for kill the jews
Stranger: oh i love hitler too
*OH SHIT!*
Stranger: he was so fucking sexy
You: exactly
You: now we are agreeing on somtin
Stranger: i wanna get right up in his ass
You: OEMG ME TO
Stranger: are you a boy wanna cyber?
You: hell yeah!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

[Lathegod]

Stranger: DURIN? LOST? WIZZY? IT'S KWAZE KWAZE!
You: Omg
You: HITLER MAN
You: HE'S AFTER ME
Stranger: WAT?
You: HELP
You: HITLER
You: HE'S GONNA KILL ME
Stranger: HITLER?
You: YEAH
Stranger: IN YOUR BUT?
You: HITLER
You: NO IN MY NOSE
Stranger: Well,
Stranger: Maybe you shouldn't be a Jew...
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mooman77]

Its works like a charm :D
Stranger: someone just gave me a phone number after telling me stories
Stranger: was it u?
You: maybe
Stranger: .............
You: You ever play the omegle game?
Stranger: how u play that
You: Basiclly u have to get the other person to disconet as fast as possible
Stranger: uh
Stranger: ok
You: I find it helpful because once people get involved they stay on longer so my tracker has a better chance to pinpoint their exact location
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TOLL DETECTED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Infest0125]

I had to do this. I fucking had to.

Stranger: oy mate
You: Hey there stranger
You: What are ya buying?
You: What are ya selling?
You: Hehehe, thank you!
Stranger: i'm buying your mother for about a buck fifty
You: Not enough cash, stranger!

[Mooman77]

i did the omegle game thing again and this guy is posting kiddie porn!!! over and over again lol

[Infest0125]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck the system
You: I'm not saying hi to you

[oroborous]

You: Let's cut the shit. Where's the money?
Stranger: It's in my anus.
You: Fuck.
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I can get it out
Stranger: I need a fuckin' fork.
You: I guess I could provide that.
Stranger: And a quiet place.
You: Not sure about that one.
Stranger: I'm on my fuckin' iPhone. I can't be digging into my butthole in the middle of Grand Central Station, ya know.
You: I might know a guy, but it'll cost.
Stranger: You want the money or not?
You: The money, and your hot body.
Stranger: Okay, I like that.
Stranger: *removes pants
You: HOLY FUCK! DEAL IS OFF.


It's fun when people play along.

[Nuttz]

My first convo:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oooooh! You touched my tralalaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Tell me a secret!
You: I like nutty poo
You: Your turn FAGGOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Ola
You: Cock'
You: Do you agree?
Stranger: no
You: Why the fuck not?
You: You make me fucking sick!
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: papa roach or akon?
You: Is that some sort of Child Porn?
Stranger: k good answer
You: ...
You: Ok?
Stranger: what the hell do you like then
You: Penis
Stranger: brb
You: Especially when it's on an 8 year old boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[black671]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: If we ever met, would you consider taking a shit up my ass?
Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nuttz]

You: Fuck
Stranger: indeed
You: You damn right
Stranger: that i am
Stranger: you tto
Stranger: too
Stranger: good job
You: What is your position on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Stranger: i need more
You: moar turtles?
You: i like turtles
Stranger: MOAR!!1!!!
You: NAO
You: Hooray for /b/
You: Or 411
Stranger: EPIC!!1! TUTELS
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: lolz
You: THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!
You: ...
Stranger: this is caketown
You: Continue the chain
You: You bastard
Stranger: woulld you like to an hero so i can tape it?
You: Perhaps
You: Depends
Stranger: on?
You: Would you like to rub my nipples so I can tape it?
Stranger: hairy nipples?
You: Moderately
Stranger: with chocolate?
You: White chocolate, if you know what I mean
Stranger: beautiful
Stranger: ill be there in a jiffy
You: am I an hero nao?
Stranger: apparently not
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUu
You: I like silence
You: It arouses me
Stranger: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero
You: I am aware of an hero
Stranger: b/tard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also... I win:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 724 812 7249 tell him to leave me alone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[black671]

Gay moment chat....


Stranger: Hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: What's up?
You: My erection.
Stranger: LOL
You: I'm serious.
You: I hope you're a girl.
You: Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Stranger: You're out of luck there.
Stranger: I'm a dude.
Stranger: I have a cock and balls.
You: A cat is fine too....
Stranger: Not tits and vagina.
You: And your point is?
Stranger: Okay, sweet nothings it is.
You: Excellent.
You: Proceed.
Stranger: You are the sexiest person I've ever seen.
You: ORLY?
Stranger: Like, seriously.
You: WOAH NO WAI
Stranger: You're hotter than anything.
Stranger: I want to sex you.
You: OMG FLATTERY
You: I came.
Stranger: Mmm, your cum is delicious.
You: I know, I've tasted it.
Stranger: Wanna taste mine? :D
You: No I'm not gay, FAGGOT
You have disconnected.

[DTard]

One of my old time favs:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup my nig
You: yes
Stranger: wait
You: yes
Stranger: fuckin wait
You: yes
Stranger: ok...go
You: yes
Stranger: say yes youre gay
You: yes
Stranger: say yes and you plan on cross breeding godzilla with the pink power ranger to deimate japan and use their powers to build an army of walking cars to take on the world?
You: yes
Stranger: i think im in love
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nuttz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Fuck the sytem, I'm not saying hi
Stranger: i'm guile from street fighter
You: Hehe, thankyou
You: Whadya buyin?
You: Not enough cash! Stranger...
Stranger: wra wra wra
Stranger: sonic boom on you
You: rawr?
You: I'll buy it at a high price!
Stranger: i'll jusy sell it to you if you say me you're blanka
Stranger: just*
You: me you're blanka
Stranger: clever guy
You: Hurry up and disconnect FAGGOT!
Stranger: FUCK
You: The game
You: You just lost
Stranger: i got some credits
Stranger: to continue
Stranger: ever and ever
You: Well go buy some Power Nodes
You: Your Plamsa Cutter is really shit, upgrade it
Stranger: thats what i'm gonna do
Stranger: RONALDO
You: I suggest getting damage up first, then you can dismember a necromorph in one hit
You: Stasis is good too
You: You gonna do it or not?
Stranger: i'll think bout it with love
Stranger: thats ok for you?
You: Yes
You: It's very OK
You: I wanna sex you up
Stranger: i dont fuck
You: Wanna start?
Stranger: nopz
You: Faggot
Stranger: i dont fuck cause i've already fucked too much
You: You can never fuck too much
Stranger: now it looks like sooo last weak to me
You: This one time, I was fucking this eye socket of some hooker I killed...
You: Never got old
You: The cum oozed out of her ears and nostrils
Stranger: magical
You: It was
You: Very
You: So very magical
You: I
You: I'm so horny right now
Stranger: jesus is seeing this
You: Can you do me a favour?
Stranger: what kind of favour?
You: Tell me, are you wearing socks?
Stranger: i hate socks
You: You, your ankles are showing
You: ?
Stranger: absolutely
You: Oh thankyou lord
You: Now rub them a little
Stranger: how much?
You: Not so much that the skin goes red, but enough that it gets warmer
Stranger: did
You: Oh god
You: Now get some wood, and slowly insert it into your anus
Stranger: GOD DAD'S ON ROOM
You: Ok, start rubbing his ankles
Stranger: too late
You: Start licking your wrist
Stranger: now i'll have to explain all to him
Stranger: must be going
You: Don't leave me baby
Stranger: bye
You: No!
You: I love you!!
Stranger: just one more word:
Stranger: RONALDO
You: <3
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I have no idea what went on, but it was epic.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Lolz:


Stranger: Hello
You: THE GAME, YOU JUST LOST IT.
You: I LOST THE GAME!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Everyone Loves Magical Trevor.
Stranger: x
Stranger: xd
You: The tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Stranger: u look like a bot
You: Look at him there with his magical, magical whip; it's made of magic!
You have disconnected.

[DTard]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: www.WoWomg.com (http://www.WoWomg.com)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: www.WoWomg.com (http://www.WoWomg.com)
Stranger: does it make you feel good about urslef
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: www.WoWomg.com (http://www.WoWomg.com)
Stranger: fag
You have disconnected.


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there was more, such as me repeating it and then saying &quot;PEDOBEAR ARMY!&quot;
the guy replied &quot;O SHIT&quot; and disconnected.

[Tyr]

So is WoWomg a shock site or something?
No I'm not going to click on it and find out. One, I'm at university, two, I never go for that shit anyway, (still haven't seen Tubgirl or 2g1c.)

[DTard]

It's bad, don't go to it.

[black671]

2g1c
i liked it, idk y

[DethPenguin]

i liked it

wat.

[black671]

i liked it
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[DethPenguin]

feels good man
Who sent all these babies to fight me?

Stranger: would you fuck obama?
You: da
You: this will work for me
Stranger: yes
You: pohohoho
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[Shrubberyjsc]

Which one of you in Austrailia was this?!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HELLOOOOO!
You: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
Stranger: and how are you today/tonight?
You: (but you still have to steer)
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no good getting out of control
You: I'M WATCHING OPB!!!!
Stranger: what is that?
You: IT r AWESOME
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'll take your word for it
You: ORE - E- GONE PUBLIK BROADKASTINK!
Stranger: still no idea
You: DO YOU LIEK PBS?
Stranger: different country
You: =O
Stranger: i live in australia
You: BRAZIL?
You: xD
Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I also got a very lulzy quick-disconnect:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN TASMANIA, NO JOKE.
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[black671]

Stranger: hi
You: heil
Stranger: Tudo bem?
You: Brazil?
You: donde estas?
Stranger: Estou em são paulo
You: LMFAO
Stranger: e você?
You have disconnected.


I WON THE GAME


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i lol'd at this one

Stranger: hi
You: cyber?
Stranger: age/sex/location?
You: 13/f/NJ
Stranger: cyber what?
You: ......
You: quick, to the partyvan!
You have disconnected.

[Shrubberyjsc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: BRAZIL?
Stranger: AMERICA!
You: xD
Stranger: exciting, i know
You: HURF DURF!
Stranger: ...okay
You: DEY HATE US FER OUR FREEDUMZ!
You: ^.^
Stranger: ...yes, yes they do
Stranger: also for the way we spell apparently
You: It's okay, I'm amerikan too. ;D
Stranger: oh excellent
You: Indeed.
Stranger: so, when you look up into the sky, what do you see?
You: Incidentally, 'HURF DURF, DEY HATE US FER OUR FREEDUMZ' is the best phrase ever.
Stranger: yes, it's pretty bitchin'
You: I see Nitrogen, some Oxygen, and lots of light from distant balls of burning gas.
You: ^.^
Stranger: ...well, at least you're honest
Stranger: :)
Stranger: but be creative!
You: DO U LIEK PBS?
Stranger: yes, It's alright
You: I'M WATCHING OPB.
Stranger: I don't know what that is
You: IT b TEH BOMB!
You: ORE-E-GONE PUBLIK BROADKASTINK!
Stranger: alright!
You: PBS in ORE-E-GONE.
Stranger: but, my time is up...I must depart
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOLZ!


You: GREETINGS!
You: I AM VERY LONELY!
Stranger: Indeed.
You: PLEASE TELL ME I AM PRETTY!
Stranger: you can't be lonley on the internet
Stranger: there's so much to do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Here's a little bonus room, because I know you've had it tough
Here's a little bonus tune, about collecting real cool stuff.

Yes, here's a little bonus room, where you can play.
Don't be frightened, don't run away.
You can linger, 'cus I'm your video friend.
Think of me as a father figure, with a hand to lend.

Here's a little bonus room, where you don't have to worry.
Take your sweet time, you need not hurry.
Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb!
And me, I'm kind of like your dad, and a little like your mom.

There are no Monsters here, hey wait, look over there.
I was just kidding. don't be scared.
And when you turn this game off, in the real world once again,
You won't have to play make-believe, or try to pretend.
'cus I'll be right there when you open your hand,
'cus I'm your little invisible musical friend.

So, show me to your pets, or show me to your pals.
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal.
Show them you are individual, show them you are BOLD!
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold.

I'm your little invisible musical friend for life.
I'll never leave you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Took about 3 seconds.

[black671]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: cyber?
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/NJ
Stranger: 17/ m / BR
You: brazil?
Stranger: yes
You: OH LAWD
You have disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Maggie?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Tyr]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN TASMANIA, NO JOKE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah, mentioning that you know Steve makes anyone leave in disgust.

[Shrubberyjsc]

I swear this is someone I've chatted to before:


You: DAVE?!
Stranger: OMG IS THAT YOU TABITHA
You: ARE YOU DAVE?!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ITS ME
You: IS IT REALLY YOU?!
You: =O
Stranger: I KNOW IM A LITTLE OLDER THEN YOU REMEMBER
Stranger: AND MY BEARD IS THICKER
Stranger: BUT ITS ME!
You: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!
Stranger: PRETTY MUCH 1:1 SEEING AS WE ARE BOUND BY FATE
You: Also, I've changed my name. I'm no longer the knights who say 'Ni!'. I am now know as the knights who say 'ECKY ECKY ECKY! SUPBANGSUPWAOM!'
Stranger: YOU TURNED OFF CRUISE CONTROL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[black671]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a rapist
You: im a rape victim....
Stranger: oh god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a rapist
You: im a rape victim....
Stranger: oh god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh lawd that was you.

[Shrubberyjsc]

You: Hello, I am Roger the Shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies.
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: I was just looking for a Shrubber!
Stranger: :D
You: Good, good.
Stranger: I'm in need of a shrubbery
Stranger: Shaped like a penis.
Stranger: Can you make this a reality?
You: Were you saying 'Ni' to that old woman?
Stranger: I may have been... :o
Stranger: But
Stranger: I have a herring, if that helps.
You: Sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Ni' to old ladies.
Stranger: I'm so sorry... :(
You: YYYYYUUUSSS! OTHER TEAM IS BABIES!
Stranger: YOU ARE SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME
You: SANDVICH!
Stranger: GOOD TIMES
You: CHARGE ME, DOK-TOR!
You have disconnected.

[black671]

Oh lawd that was you.
LMAO was that u?

[Shrubberyjsc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am Roger the Shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: cool
You: 32/M/England
You: Shrubber
Stranger: 18/M/America
Stranger: Sexually frustrated teen
You: Were you saying 'Ni' to that old lady?
Stranger: Fuck Monty Python
You: D8<
You have disconnected.

[black671]

lol telling the truth is baaad

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/m/FL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Here's a little bonus room, because I know you've had it tough
Here's a little bonus tune, about collecting real cool stuff.

Yes, here's a little bonus room, where you can play.
Don't be frightened, don't run away.
You can linger, 'cus I'm your video friend.
Think of me as a father figure, with a hand to lend.

Here's a little bonus room, where you don't have to worry.
Take your sweet time, you need not hurry.
Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb!
And me, I'm kind of like your dad, and a little like your mom.

There are no Monsters here, hey wait, look over there.
I was just kidding. don't be scared.
And when you turn this game off, in the real world once again,
You won't have to play make-believe, or try to pretend.
'cus I'll be right there when you open your hand,
'cus I'm your little invisible musical friend.

So, show me to your pets, or show me to your pals.
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal.
Show them you are individual, show them you are BOLD!
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold.

I'm your little invisible musical friend for life.
I'll never leave you.
Stranger: wut
Stranger: how are you
You: I said
You: Here's a little bonus room, because I know you've had it tough
Here's a little bonus tune, about collecting real cool stuff.

Yes, here's a little bonus room, where you can play.
Don't be frightened, don't run away.
You can linger, 'cus I'm your video friend.
Think of me as a father figure, with a hand to lend.

Here's a little bonus room, where you don't have to worry.
Take your sweet time, you need not hurry.
Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb!
And me, I'm kind of like your dad, and a little like your mom.

There are no Monsters here, hey wait, look over there.
I was just kidding. don't be scared.
And when you turn this game off, in the real world once again,
You won't have to play make-believe, or try to pretend.
'cus I'll be right there when you open your hand,
'cus I'm your little invisible musical friend.

So, show me to your pets, or show me to your pals.
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal.
Show them you are individual, show them you are BOLD!
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold.

I'm your little invisible musical friend for life.
I'll never leave you.
Stranger: no you didnt
Stranger: this is srs
Stranger: i say hi
Stranger: you say hi
You: hi
Stranger: very good
You: this will work for me
Stranger: i have a level 80 undead priest
You: really?
Stranger: im dead serious
You: hurrr
Stranger: and you?
You: i got a 75 tauren druid
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: any thing else we can talk about
You: Well
You: Brazil?
Stranger: i would
Stranger: but i know nothing of it
Stranger: i am guessing you are native to it?
You: No
You: I live in the frigid nortlands
You: north*
You: of Canadia.
Stranger: where we get our cats?
You: yes
Stranger: i see
You: cat-breeding is a popular pass-time
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: i like dogs a bit better
You: me too
You: play Left 4 Dead?
Stranger: not a big pc gamer
You: Left 4 Dead is PC too.
Stranger: or are you talking about console?
Stranger: i dont have it on either =\
Stranger: although i do love steam
You: Yerp.
Stranger: yes.
You: What about TF2?
Stranger: another game i would love to play :(
You: heh
Stranger: i wonder if my inspiron 1545 coudl take it
You: I don't know much about computers.
You: So I couldn't tell you.
Stranger: i know a website that could
Stranger: just not atm
You: systemrequirementslab?
Stranger: i'd have to look for it
Stranger: YES
Stranger: thats it
You: yep
Stranger: you watch megabytetv on youtube?
You: nah
Stranger: is that where you got this website?
Stranger: i was wondering
You: haven't heard of it
Stranger: because its where i got it from
Stranger: well that website, and this is on it
You: ah
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyFNn0ypHc&feature =PlayList&p=A1B1FECD27CB2B65&index=51 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyFNn0ypHc&feature=PlayList&p=A1B1FECD27CB2B65&index=51)
Stranger: i have it open atm
You: mmmhm
Stranger: this is getting out of hand.
You: lawl.
Stranger: you a part of any image boards or forums?
Stranger: random question
Stranger: but its all i got
You: left4dead411.com
Stranger: i see
Stranger: you a pc gamer?
You: i play a lil of both
You: but I lean towards PC
Stranger: nice
You: unfortunately, my PC can't play most games, so I have to suffice with console.
Stranger: same here
Stranger: you got xfire?
You: Meh, I downloaded it once. But I never kept track of it, then uninstalled it.
Stranger: i only talk to a few people on there
Stranger: im on the edge of getting rid of it
You: heh
Stranger: play CoD4? 5?
Stranger: speaking of that
Stranger: do you have xbox live
You: Gah, I wanted to. I got Cod4 a while back for PC, but couldn't handle it. And right now I don't have live
Stranger: no problem there
Stranger: even the lower quality pc games work
Stranger: well anyways
Stranger: its been a nice conversation
You: yep
Stranger: but i think i will move to the next person
Stranger: have fun
You: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


We related so well. :(

[Obama Yo Momma]

You: hello
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: I am Belle Marie Antoinette, Queen Consort of France and Navarre
You: How is that working out for you?
Stranger: I died 216 years ago
Stranger: How about you?
You: Well that's not healthy.
Stranger: I'm fine
Stranger: A little decayed
Stranger: And by a little I mean I'm missing half my body
You: Oh I am Aaron Dakota Strickland, IT guy of Florida and Jacksonville.
You: I am still alive.
Stranger: Oh. That's too bad
You: Well that's not good
You: Yep
Stranger: I was hoping you were dead.
Stranger: Like me.
You: Well
You: I could change that
Stranger: Do so
Stranger: And we can be together
Stranger: For the next 2000 eras
You: any pics?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: give me a moment
You: ok
Stranger: Almost got it
You: so are you in a tomb or?
Stranger: It's low resolution
Stranger: but this is what I look like
You: fine with me
Stranger: http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8295/10491353.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8295/10491353.jpg)
You: You look good
You: younger than expected
Stranger: I'm young and healthy there
Stranger: So you see the fine lines of my hair
You: not much space
Stranger: Comfortable though
You: I have a dog I would like to bring to the afterlife aswell
Stranger: So I'm a half decayed skeleton
Stranger: and you're an IT guy
Stranger: we have so much in common
You: with a dog
You: Indeed we do
Stranger: Let's have sex
Stranger: You know how hot a skeleton is
You: sure thing
Stranger: Ok
You: always wanted to bone bones
Stranger: That was great
Stranger: we should do it again sometime
You: I have a Friend who I think you might like to meet
You: his name is Ceaser
Stranger: Is he King Louis XIV?
You: great guy
Stranger: oh
You: I know Louis
Stranger: louis XIV was gay anyway
You: I heard he was
You: acts like it
Stranger: I heard Caesar liked being stabbed though
Stranger: very emo
You: yeah he was going through some tough times
Stranger: How disappointing
You: just lost his power to the public
Stranger: I hate Napoleon
You: and yes that sex was great
You: the midget fella?
Stranger: Flaunting his midget status around
Stranger: Like he's all that
You: Well he does have a height problem
Stranger: He had a strange obsession with apple tarts
You: I don't know what Josephine sees in him
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: I have a parliament to haunt
Stranger: Goodbye

[black671]

u see where the truth gets u? nowhere


Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats your name
You: Black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: brb
You have disconnected.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Herro!
You: You calling me a jew?
Stranger: course i am faggot
Stranger: :D
You: Good
You: you tell the truth and you're a jew
You: I like that
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: are you from the internetz, the one thats supposed to help me
You: You forgot an apostrophe
You: I like that
You: Yes
You: I am.
Stranger: Fantastic
Stranger: great, we got a gramma nazi....
You: How may I help you?
Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: inb4 42
You: Blast
You: beat me to it
You: Well the second meaning
You: is kept secret
You: I shall now tell you
You: but
You: when I tell you
You: you will die in 8 days
Stranger: well, fuck dat shit
You: Fine
Stranger: what is it
You: The meaning of life
You: is
You: TED
You: DAN
You: SO-
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ted Danson?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[black671]

lol some &quot;girl&quot; was tryin to cyber with me and i did the whole robe and wizard hat thing. it was like a 10 minute convo, pretty epic, but too graphic on &quot;her&quot; side to put it on here

[Obama Yo Momma]

You: Ted Danson?
Stranger: :´(
Stranger: no
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: my dog jut died
Stranger: just*
You: Aww I am sorry to hear that
You: How did he die?
Stranger: i was having sex with him and bam
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: HAHAHAH

GENTLEMEN! THE HUNT IS ON!

[DethPenguin]

my dog jut

Who the hell names their dog jut.

[black671]

Who the hell names their dog jut.

i lol'd

[Obama Yo Momma]

I making a movie trailer for that chat.

[Seren]

Stranger: sup
You: hey
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: you tell me a secret
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i like girls in thighhighs
You: I like turtles
Stranger: what a boring secret
You: it's actually terrible
You: I LIKE turtles
Stranger: oh....
Stranger: still boring.
You: you're just trying to rub one out to dirty talk aren't you ?
Stranger: i'm pushing my headphones on my head in weird positions
Stranger: it sounds funny
You: well stop it
Stranger: why fuck you i'll do what i want jeez
You: no
You: stop it now or I'll punish you
Stranger: okay i stopped.
You: good boy
You: you're a guy right
Stranger: ya dood
You: well you could be a lesbian with a boot fetish
You: who knows
Stranger: boots?
Stranger: i was talking about the socks
Stranger: sorry if i was not clear
You: oh my mistakes
You: so socks turn you on ?
Stranger: not necessarily the sock itself
You: then what ?
Stranger: it's the space in between
Stranger: look up &quot;zettai ryouiki&quot;
Stranger: but in general they're hot anyway
Stranger: for a bunch of different purposes
You: ah Japanese style
Stranger: of course it is meaningless if someone puts their elephant legs in it
You: but elephant legs need love too
Stranger: but i'm not an elephant
You: I'll have to take your word for it
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what should i do with my life
You: how old are you?
Stranger: seventeenteen teen
You: teenteen teen
You: impressive
You: what should I do with my life? - start preparing
Stranger: preparing for
You: zombie apocalypse
You: it's coming
Stranger: oh cool
You: they like teenagers more
You: young blood and so on
Stranger: yay i like being liked
You: by blood sucking zombies?
Stranger: i'm desperate :(
Stranger: how old are you
You: 21
Stranger: yeah everybody is older than me on here
Stranger: and if they're not they're intolerable
You: so if there was a zombie apocalypse of Japanese girls in thigh-highs
You: you'd be set?
Stranger: yeah pretty much.
Stranger: doesn't really have to be japanese though
Stranger: just attractive girlz
You: even with all the blood and pale skin and rotting flesh ?
You: still be hot?
Stranger: but honestly part of the charm is that it isn't common
Stranger: enhh... in a way maybe. i wouldn't touch it
Stranger: like symbolically hot.
You: you'd have to
You: they'd be after your brains
You: have to push em off and shoot
Stranger: well i would touch it enough to kill it
You: pew pew
Stranger: what is your gender
You: female
You: no I don't have any thigh highs
Stranger: am i prepared for the zombie apocalypse yet
You: let's see
You: can you fire a weapon?
Stranger: i've airsofted does that count
Stranger: and i know how da guns work
You: it's good enough I suppose
Stranger: chambers cartridges and magaziiines
You: can you eat pills while on the move?
Stranger: and stuff like dat
Stranger: i don't have that game
Stranger: so probably not
You: what game? we are talking about zombie survial here
You: need meds while on the move
Stranger: dat left fo ded
Stranger: right 2 live
You: I don't know what you mean
Stranger: okay whatever
You: oh right 2 liveeee
You: yeah ok
You: that's a cool game
Stranger: yeah i know.
You: but it's not what I meant
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
You: GOOD
You: NO SHOUTING
Stranger: okay
You: only I can shout
Stranger: why? fuck tha system
You: I'm like the zombie Miyagi
You: you do as you're told
You: and you'll live
Stranger: omg ur the zombie teacher
Stranger: noooo
You: look, when zombies are piling into your house
You: do you want to know how to get out and stay alive or not?
Stranger: i dunno maybe
You: would you rather be one of them ?
You: like in right 2 live
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: can you decide for me
You: well do you like turtles?
Stranger: can you decide that for me too
You: no you must answer
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ya sure
You: ok
You: then you die
You: BOOM
You have disconnected.



Right 2 Live! Coming to a store near you! I tried to not be obvious and make it zombie themed :)

[Necrocide]

Rules of Omegle:
1. Whoever disconnects first loses.
2. You're Brazillian, everybody is.

[Necrocide]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: next
Stranger: next person
Stranger: >
Stranger: >
Stranger: god
Stranger: you are boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Amanda?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

VICTORY.

[GamerKing]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Guten tag
Stranger: so, you're from germany :P
Stranger: how old?
You: no I'm just screwing with oyu
Stranger: XD
Stranger: well, a/s/l?
You: You gotta ask yourslef, why do you care
Stranger: because, i'm a horny girl looking for cybersex
You: lol, everyone knows everyone else on the internetz is a man
Stranger: that's not true
You: its the fucking law
You: or something
Stranger: well, if you're not interested, i will find someone else
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[binge]

Stranger: So
You: MEDIC
You: I NEED A DISPENSER HERE
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You: SPY
Stranger: yeah
You: Fail tbh
Stranger: LEEEERRROOOOOOOOOYY JEEEENKIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Also, The Game
You: At least give that poor guy some eyes
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You: You just lost it
You: FUUUUU
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Ok, you win
Stranger: son, i am dissapoint
You: No !
Stranger: yes
You: No dad
You: Please don't
Stranger: you take it wel, you must be a newfag
You: NO
You: btw
You: Tiffany dobermann ?
Stranger: BOXXY is mah queen
You: gtfo
Stranger: O RLY
You: Tiffany Dobermann ?
Stranger: LEERROOY JENKIIIINNS!!!
You: NOOOOOO
You: I have the chicken
Stranger: do you like mudkips?
You: EVERYBODY LIKES MUDKIPZ
You: I don't
Stranger: me neither
You: Idk what that rage is all about
Stranger: well i'm out of material here
Stranger: FUUUUU
You: I'm not
Stranger: except:
You:
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[binge]

Stranger: except:
You:
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Stranger: I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLAT MILK
You: ME TOO
Stranger: well good sur
Stranger: ive gott ago
You: MY COUNTRY HAZ ZE BEST CHOCOLATE EVAR
You: NOO
Stranger: mine too
You: wait
You: Belgium ?
Stranger: i'm from belgium, the land of chocolate
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: OH GOD
You: NO WAY
Stranger: tis ni waar
You: JAA

Then we started talking in Dutch about all kind of stuff

+ My fastest quitter:

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You: MEDIC
You: I NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Stranger: malaysia>
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[SlainPwner666]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: 34, Cant Decide, Mexico
You: Ha
Stranger: ur fucked
You: Yep
You: Haha
Stranger: and i like it
You: Oh shi-
Stranger: do u wana fuck a dick or a pussy
Stranger: i can help u decidee
You: Both at the same time
You: Im that hardcore
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye
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[one of them]

I tried this on my itouch. Did not work out well.

[Shrubberyjsc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY
Stranger: I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU RPG FAGGOT
You: I gore you with my horn and trample you into a pulp.
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[DTard]

I'm not sure WHAT happened at the end of this one:

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Stranger: from?
You: to?
Stranger: us and u?
You: us ^.^
Stranger: girl?
You: I don my wizard hat and robe
Stranger: girl?
You: you do know that there is no such thing as a girl on the internet right?
You: it's a law or something
Stranger: what is a law?
You: that there are no girls on the intrawebz
Stranger: girls in internet?
You: yeah, it's like a law that there are none
Stranger: of course there ir
You: NO!
Stranger: i talk every day with lots of woman
You: don't say that..... the internet FBI will take you away for being crazy.....
Stranger: no
Stranger: ave to go
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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LOL:

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You: I don my wizard hat and robe
Stranger: harry potter?
You: heck no, LOTR
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then:

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Stranger: hey
You: I put on my wizard hat and robe
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i have a staff to
Stranger: its real nice
You: psh, screw staffs, rods FTW
You: I call mine &quot;the LOVE rod&quot;
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[Tyr]

Stop ripping off BloodNinja.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Stop ripping off BloodNinja.

He was a great man.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Stop ripping off BloodNinja.

I will when I've taken every last bit of funny.


>8D

[Obama Yo Momma]

This would be good for a person who wanted to do a post secret type thing.

[DTard]

Stop ripping off BloodNinja.
eh?

OT:
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Stranger: hello
You: NO U
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I think I win:

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Random excerpt:

Stranger: favourite part of body?
You: the eyes of course. they pop when you bite them... like cherry tomatos

[RaginAzN]

sry guys, I think I win

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.mybrute.com
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[Infest0125]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 21, a lil of both, right behind you
Stranger: hehe
You: Kinky I know
Stranger: a bit of both?
You: Your choice
You: Most people just flip a coin
Stranger: i could go with that
You: If it lands on its side, then they get double trouble!
Stranger: if your right behind me, I guess it must have landed on m
You: That, and I'm a ninja. Sorry I should've mentioned that when we first started talking.

[DethPenguin]

sry guys, I think I win

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.mybrute.com
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You didn't do anything to force your partner to quit.
Therefore, you lose.

[RaginAzN]

DAMN YOU DETH, I WILL FIND U ON THIS OMEGLE GAME@@@!!!

[RaginAzN]

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You: dethpenguin?
Stranger: yeah?
You: is that u?!
Stranger: yeah?
You: BULLSHIT
You: IT CAN'T BE
Stranger: okay..........
You: but is it really?
Stranger: yes..
You: do u play the omegle game?
Stranger: yeah
You: how u play it? I was never told the specifics
Stranger: I can't reveal the secrets.
You: I was told to find dethpeguin, and ask him about the specifics so I can play
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I thought I found you, I guess it was a fluke

[Tyr]

<div class="quote">Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: what's up?
You: Who is this?
Stranger: Trent
You: What number is this?
Stranger: number? this is not a number
Stranger: this is the internet
You: Dammit I'm trying to recreate the opening scene from &quot;Scream&quot;, just play along until it gets to the scene where I gut you.
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People are no fun.

[Obama Yo Momma]

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You: I am in your house.
Stranger: woah!
You: Yep
You: I am in the Kitchen.
Stranger: wierd cause im in a hotem
Stranger: hotel*
Stranger: so
Stranger: have fun with my dog... alone in my house?
You: Yes
Stranger: cute
You: he is fun
Stranger: whats ur name
Stranger: awe
You: I have no name
Stranger: its a girl
You: I know ;D
Stranger: so.. youll be stranger to me
Stranger: cool
You: Yes
Stranger: im chad
You: Hello Chad
Stranger: you can call me chad if you prefer
Stranger: Hello
You: where do you keep your napkins?
Stranger: the drawr by the fridge but the second one down
You: Oh okay thanks
Stranger: any time
You: Got any good movies/
You: ?
Stranger: uhmm
Stranger: disturbia?
You: Ehh
You: already watched it
You: oh and you are out of toilet paper
Stranger: or when a stranger calls.. itd be kinda ironic since you broke into my house and everything
You: I love that movie I will watch it now
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: what should i do ?
You: you know your gas is leaking right?
Stranger: shit nah i didnt.. ill call the guy to come over now.. let him in for me?
You: Sure damn the power just went off
You: Good thing I brought my laptop
You: and my lighter
Stranger: haha yeah thats a good thing
Stranger: and oh be careful with that
You: there we go I can see now with this lighter
You: Why should I be
Stranger: ahh good
You: Yep all is goo-OH GOD
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[black671]

its possible to find friends on omegle.
i was in my journalism class, and like 3 of my friends were on it. I did the whole &quot;got some good things on sale stranger!&quot; thing, and my friend across the room yells &quot;some guy keeps calling me a stranger and is trying to barter penises with me&quot; and i lol'd hard

[Tyr]

Awesome.

I actually met someone from Austin, Texas had had a long and in depth conversation with them, it was actually really cool. I tried to scare him off at first by attempting to recreate the Anton Chigurh &quot;coinflip&quot; scene from &quot;No Country for Old Men&quot;. I guess Omegle is good for more than just pissing other people off.

Although, this from a friend of mine:
<div class="quote">Stranger: hiiii
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: My name is luka
Stranger: :)
You: I live on the second floor
Stranger: my name is John
You: I live upstairs from you
You: Yes I think youve seen me before
Stranger: i live in a house
</div>

[GamerKing]

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Stranger: hi ?
You: Oh Hai
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl?
Stranger: age, sex, location ? :)
You: oh
You: that makes perfect sense
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Stranger: R U gay
Stranger: r u
You: no,,,
Stranger: y
You: y r u asking
Stranger: coz u need to be gay
You: y do i need to be gay
Stranger: coz
You: coz y
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Stranger: hi dude
You: hi
Stranger: doing well?
You: I guess so
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where u from?
You: Aus
Stranger: here germany
You: coolio
Stranger: what time is it in aus?
You: nine pm
Stranger: male?
You: you could say that
Stranger: lol?
You: makes sense
Stranger: ok
You: i agree
Stranger: so then
Stranger: waht are u doing in you free time
Stranger: how old are u
You: that depends on your perspective
Stranger: wanna smoke a joint?
You: smoking kills
Stranger: no
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Stranger: 4-8-15-16-23-42
You: totally
Stranger: i know
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: were you from?
You: Oz
Stranger: male female?
You: no, im jut male, as if i'm a hermaphrodyte
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[Necrocide]

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: youre bad at hide and seek
Stranger: i can see you right there
Stranger: i have all day
Stranger: well, i have all day...but i wont wait all day
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Stranger: hello
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Stranger: huh
Stranger: that's confusing
Stranger: there's only 3491 people on this site
Stranger: you'd think there'd be more..
Stranger: like 5000 or a million..
Stranger: geez you're sorta boring.
Stranger: sometimes the conversation gets 'absolved'
Stranger: or something like that
Stranger: i forgot the word
Stranger: but my internet connection sucks
Stranger: are you not talking cause you're trying to get me to disconnect?
Stranger: or maybe you're hiding
Stranger: or maybe you're trying to make me believe that this conversation has been disconnected
Stranger: well one thing for sure, you are confusing me
Stranger: i'll probably just keep talking til my internet dies.
Stranger: cause it does that a lot
Stranger: which is really annoying
Stranger: oh wait, now i remember
Stranger: i'm still talking to whoever you are
Stranger: because if it really disconnected, if i pressed enter
Stranger: it would connect me straight to some other stranger.
Stranger: okay why the crap would you copy and paste
Stranger: that.
Stranger: it's not entertaining, you see
Stranger: usually when people do that
Stranger: they make you read something funny and then they quickly disconnect
Stranger: cause they're cowards
Stranger: my leg fell asleep
Stranger: and i'm hungry
Stranger: but i dont feel like eating anything
Stranger: or at least i don't know what to eat
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: what if you showed this site to your friend
Stranger: and then somehow you got connected to them?
Stranger: that would be cool
Stranger: hey for once my internet connection seems pretty steady so far
Stranger: usually it disconnects in like five minutes.
Stranger: i'm not gone, i'm just re-reading what you typed
Stranger: and trying to figure out the reason for it.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: maybe it's supposed to be like spooky or something
Stranger: like ooh the stranger disconnected then he talked to you again.
Stranger: or you could've just copied that specific part.
Stranger: i'm tired.
Stranger: i feel like watching tv
Stranger: i wonder where you're from, stranger danger.
Stranger: in my opinion, most of the people on this website
Stranger: are either from brazil or the netherlands
Stranger: well so far, that's the majority
Stranger: i have met an australian though.
Stranger: which was cool
Stranger: now there's only 3471 people online
Stranger: my feet are cold and i'm wearing socks.
Stranger: don't you hate it when that happens?
Stranger: i do
Stranger: i'm still hungry..
Stranger: and bored
Stranger: man
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: i lost my energy.
Stranger: i dont feel as upbeat as i usually am.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: startttttttt your engines!
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(this is from copying and pasting my last &quot;conversation&quot; into my current conversation with 5 conversations, the first one of course had nothing for me to paste into it...I would then just ignore the person until they disconnected, producing these interesting results.)

[Higgy531]

Once someone typed ASL, I left

[SlainPwner666]

ASL NAO.
I kid I kid

[Higgy531]

I love messing with people

Stranger: What's up?
Me: NO TRAIGA ESA PIERDA PARA ACA! (Spanish for &quot;don't bring that shit over here&quot;)

*I have disconnected*

[Cheeseliker]

This one's kinda strange. Whenever someone asks for asl, I consider pretending to be a girl and then messing with them, like I did here.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!!
You: hi
Stranger: asl please?
You: 16/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 19/m/canada
You: cool
Stranger: so are you relatively normal? some people here are complete pychos
You: Well, that would happen
You: Didn't ur mom ever tell u
You: never talk to strangers
Stranger: its true
You: im normalish
Stranger: sometimes i just cant help myself!
You: i do some crazy things something
Stranger: haha okay, good enough.
You: *sometimes
Stranger: such as?
You: ummm
You: idk if i should talk about it
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: not on the first date.
You: but u know what we could do...
Stranger: what could we d
Stranger: do
You: never tried it before...
You: like
You: cyber?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: give it some time.
Stranger: whats your name
You: I start rubbing my penis
Stranger: doesnt have to be your real one lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nuttz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: johany?
You: lolwut?
Stranger: loldamn
Stranger: so hey stranger
You: Whadya buyin?
Stranger: do u have a van with free candy?
You: Hehehe, thankyou
Stranger: res evil 4
You: :D
You: Your the first one!
You: OMG
Stranger: that guy is so damn annoying
You: I think I love you
Stranger: lol
You: Wait
You: You just insulted thy holy Merchant
Stranger: hm?
You: LEAVE NOW!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ya i did
You: I'm ANGREH
Stranger: u first
Stranger: :p
You: You won't like meh when I'm ANGREH!!
You: /rage
Stranger: lol
You: I just jizzed in my pants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: He...
Stranger: chinese?
You: ...llo\
Stranger: ....
You: No thanks, just ate
Stranger: morning?
Stranger: afternoon?
Stranger: noon?
Stranger: night?
Stranger: midnight?
Stranger: .....
You: 2:00
You: So...
You: Midday I guess
You: Or maybe Afternoon
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Obama Yo Momma]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9906/hamsterr.png (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hamsterr.png)
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/hamsterr.png/1/w740.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img25/hamsterr.png/1/)

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2502/sds2.png (http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sds2.png)
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/sds2.png/1/w514.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img22/sds2.png/1/)

HELP ME FIND HIM.

[Milenkov]

someone just told me they &quot;fucked yourmom last night&quot;
This is the new anonymous.

[Obama Yo Momma]

someone just told me they &quot;fucked yourmom last night&quot;
This is the new anonymous.

happened to me several times.

[RaggleFraggle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: whuts up
You: lol
Stranger: nothing, you?
You: not mush
You: this chat stuff is crazy
Stranger: where you come from?
You: /b/
You: and l4d411
You: you?
Stranger: i dont undesrtabd
You: neither dod i
You: im sorry
You: im not very good with itnternets
Stranger: im finland
You: THIS SHIRT IS SILLY D:
You: hey
You: wnat some drugs
You: ???
You: :DDD
Stranger: but i have to leaave now
You: its freeeeee
You: ITS FREE
Stranger: to school
You: COMMOON
You: NO
You: DRUGS
You: NOW
You: PL0X
You: ?
You: !
You: 1/1/343141RHF3RH0RT24T34HT824HRFOWERAF9WURIR0-IWE0 -A-0EIRK
Stranger: how old you are
You: 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 1010100101
You: 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 10101001011010100101101010010110101001011010100101 1010100101
Stranger: fuck
You: 10000011101011000001110101100000111010110000011101 01100000111010110000011101011000001110101100000111 01011000001110101100000111010110000011101011000001 11010110000011101011000001110101100000111010110000 0111010110000011101011
You: 10001111101010010101100011111010100101011000111110 10100101011000111110101001010110001111101010010101 10001111101010010101100011111010100101011000111110 10100101011000111110101001010110001111101010010101 10001111101010010101100011111010100101011000111110 10100101011000111110101001010110001111101010010101 10001111101010010101100011111010100101011000111110 10100101011000111110101001010110001111101010010101 10001111101010010101100011111010100101011000111110 10100101011000111110101001010110001111101010010101
You: HACKING YOU LOL
You: BITCH

[DethPenguin]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: <links removed>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Canadia
Stranger: wow
Stranger: how are you ?
You: Not WoW
You: The real world.
You: Get a life.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi!
You: How are you?
Stranger: sick and tired... lol
Stranger: you?
You: Oh cool, I was just done raping my dog. Shit was SO cash.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: wsp
You: wat?
Stranger: what is up brohem
You: hur. nothin'
Stranger: you want something up?
You: Da butt?
You: Nice and big
You: Please
You: No tiny stuff.
You: Thank you.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger!
You: Harro
Stranger: what's up?
You: The ceiling
You: most of the time.
Stranger: :P
You: And my dick.
You have disconnected.

[Obama Yo Momma]

YOU!

[DethPenguin]

YOU!

OH SHIT
http://thefarwright.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/adventures-jimmy-neutron-300-032707.jpg
Gotta blast!

[RaggleFraggle]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: <links removed>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THAT BASTARD DID THE SAME THING TO ME

[RaggleFraggle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: >:
Stranger: JESUS SAYS HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: WAIT
You: IS THIS ANON
Stranger: what's up sad face?
You: !?
You: aw
You: um
Stranger: always is dood
You: not mush
You: orly
You: fff
Stranger: mush sucks
You: im on here on behalf of
You: um
Stranger: it's all like, bleh
You: L4D411
You: post in your /b/ about this
Stranger: I hate that thang
Stranger: of course
You: can i hack u
You: 10101001001010101001010100101010101101001010110101 00100101010100101010010101010110100101011010100100 10101010010101001010101011010010101101010010010101 01001010100101010101101001010110101001001010101001 01010010101010110100101011010100100101010100101010 01010101011010010101101010010010101010010101001010 10101101001010110101001001010101001010100101010101 10100101011010100100101010100101010010101010110100 10101
Stranger: fuck that terd burger
You: 10010010110100100101110010010110100100101110010010 11010010010111001001011010010010111001001011010010 01011100100101101001001011100100101101001001011100 10010110100100101110010010110100100101110010010110 10010010111001001011010010010111001001011010010010 11
You: 10101000100100100101010010101010101000100100100101 01001010101010100010010010010101001010101010100010 01001001010100101010101010001001001001010100101010 10101000100100100101010010101010101000100100100101 01001010101010100010010010010101001010101010100010 01001001010100101010101010001001001001010100101010 10101000100100100101010010101010101000100100100101 01001010101010100010010010010101001010101010100010 01001001010100101010
Stranger: you're not a machine
You: FUCK YES
You: KEYLOGGER INSTALLED
You: BITCH YOURE MINE

[RaggleFraggle]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: are you crazy
Stranger: hi
You: liek all the other ppl on here?
Stranger: ????
You: all the other ppl i talk to
You: are usually nuts
You: other people that are sane say that too
You: IM A BIRD
You: BIRD IS THE WORD
You: IS DOG RAPE COOL
You: I LIKE FECES
You: GIVE ME MOAR PL0X
You: UMPH UMPH
You: HUMP THAT SHIT
You: UMPH UMPH
You: BITCH
You: SHIT IS SO CASH
You: UMPH UYMPH
You: FUCK
You: ARE YOU STILL HERE
You: IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE
Stranger: are you crazy
You: FUCK YES
You: IM CRAZY
You: LIKE A NIGGER
You: CRAZY FOR HIS COCK
You: UMPH UMPH
You: IM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE THIS BITCH
You: ANAL
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DTard]

Little tip RaggleFraggle
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o220/BlackPlague12/a3zip3.jpg
Please use it.

[Kenny]

Little tip RaggleFraggle


Hmm. Little tip DTard


Backseat moderating - don't do it.

[Steve Cloud]

RaggleFraggle, start using the edit button.

[Kenny]

That too.


Woops.

[DTard]

Hmm. Little tip DTard


Backseat moderating - don't do it.

Wasn't moderating, was just giving some helpful advice.

[Milenkov]

just out of curiosity but...
has anyone actually had an INTELLIGENT conversation in this chat thing?

[Steve Cloud]

has anyone actually had an INTELLIGENT conversation in this chat thing?

I managed to convince a guy that Krillin would beat the Green Lantern in a fight because his destructo disk attack is yellow.

[DTard]

has anyone actually had an INTELLIGENT conversation in this chat thing?
One guy and I had a very intelligent conversation. we started talking about our college plans and dreams and aspirations... then he had to go study xD

[Milenkov]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moo.
Stranger: molly?
Stranger: korea?
You: moo-olly.
Stranger: i am not a mooley
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lambson804]

HAHAHA

Preface: So, I pretended like I was IM'ing a buddy of mine and the Omegle window popped up for me to type (without me knowing)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ieve it... so there I was, balls deep in this guys ass..
You: oh shit, wrong window ><
Connection imploded.

[one of them]

Wasn't moderating, was just giving some helpful advice.

Kenny sees through your deception.

[Necrocide]

Connection Asploded

[lambson804]

Connection Asploded
haha I know, I read through all 8 pages of this thread this morning because I needed some lulz, and I hadn't seen that up until that moment

[Codeh]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a haxor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


shortest convo EVER.

[Claudia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
You: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: U ARE THE 1.000.000 STRANGER!
You: I am?!
You: :D
Stranger: U CAN CHOICE THE PRIZE!
You: YAY
You: I can has Jones soda?
You: :)
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: only Dr.pepper
You: Oh
You: Okay!
You: :D
You: My life long dream has come true
You: to win a soda
You: <3
Stranger: i know men!
Stranger: -Dr.pepper cola-
Stranger: Enjoy men!
You: Happy Happy Joy Joy!!
You: :D
Stranger: Bye men, good luck ;)
You: Thanks!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
~
That was awesome.

[JustAnotherRainDog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: forget it jake
You: its chinatown.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tell me you love me
Stranger: i don't love u
You: what the fuck
You: you couldve at least been polite
You: well it doesnt matter if you love me or not
You: you got the herpes.
Stranger: i'm not u, so i don't have the herpes, YOU've the herpes ;]
You: well that wasnt much of a secret
You: thats why they call me dirty debbie

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: drunken naked cat orgy
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lambson804]

lulwut?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ..and that was the SECOND time I got the clap
You: ...oh, oops
You: hi
Stranger: bless u
You: did you sneeze?
You: b/c i didnt *looks left/right*
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i cannot understand...
You: exactly
You: what can I help you with?
Stranger: i'm not a native speaker
You: May I take your order?
Stranger: what?
You: native speaker? how do you communicate?? I can't make clicking noises over the keyboard
You: I mean, I can try...
You: click click pang. cliiiiiick pang pang poww.
Connection imploded.

=============

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
(***After about 5 minutes of not saying anything****)
You: man, you're fucking boring...
You have disconnected.

=============

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: go easy, it's my first time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JustAnotherRainDog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: hey.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: from
You: germany 1942
You: ZEIG HEIL
Stranger: hitler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zorgy]

I love this thing:
Stranger: randall?
You: SUCK MY BALLS
Stranger: I have no mouth
You: BIG HAIRY DONKEY BALLS
Stranger: how insensitive
You: YOU YOUR FANNY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A different approach:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you
Stranger: fuck
You: thats interesting
You: and how does that make you feel?
You: Alone?
You: Sad?
You: Horny?
You: Constipated?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: mayby sad
You: I understand your pain
You: I too am constipated
You: Lets share the love friend
You: *hugs*
You: *kisses*
You: *Brutally rapes anus*
You: hahahahahaahahah
You: I tricked you fool
You: Now the candles are all mine
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are you crazy ?
You: You know what I mean jack
You: Don't lie I saw you under the clocktower
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I tried everything on this guy, he is the master:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: You good
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much
Stranger: :p
You: :P yourself
You: :D
Stranger: fine, but really tired
You: Yeah same
Stranger: ;p
You: really long footie match
Stranger: hah :D
Stranger: where are u from?
You: 2-1 to us
You: Birmingham
You: you
Stranger: finland ;p
You: Cool, never been
Stranger: heh ^^
You: Is it cold?
You: :)
Stranger: well...not really...
You: Oh its fucking freezing here
You: and raining
Stranger: haha : D
You: :(
Stranger: oh yes here raining too today : D
You: So hows your anus?
You: bleeding much
You: ?
Stranger: Ö.ö wtf
Stranger: oh yes
You: Mines ruptured
You: I'm about to pass out
Stranger: oookay
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP#
You: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Stranger: OOOOH NIIICEE
Stranger: I KNOW TOO 8))))
You: (IN MY ANUS)
Stranger: OH YES;>
You: Is it cold in my anus?
Stranger: yes 8(
You: oh dear
Stranger: ;<<<
You: I'll put my fingers in and warm it up
You: ahh there we go
Stranger: okay thats nice : >
You: Good good
You: Anyhooo
Stranger: 8)
You: oh look out I'm shiting, you may get a little wet
Stranger: okay 8(
You: ahhhhhhh
You: ARGH help someones raping me
You: MY ANUS!
You: MY ANUS!
Stranger: oh u are weird :D
You: I'M OFFENDED
You: Your weird
Stranger: you are gay
You: Your face is weird
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAA
Stranger: oh yes ;<
You: Oh well your fired
You: GET THE FUCK OUT MY ANUS
Stranger: NEVÖR
You: No don't blow up my anus dickweed
You: it won't grow back for weeks
Stranger: thas sad
You: BOOM
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: My anus
Stranger: its explode
Stranger: :OO
You: Its bleeding AND shiting
You: ITS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: ooohh
Stranger: my eyes
You: ITS ALL OVER YOUR MUM
You: AND YOUR PET
You: AND YOUR DAD
Stranger: yes 8(
You: AND YOUR SIBLING
Stranger: i dont have dad
Stranger: ;>
You: I KILLED HIM WITH MY ANUS
Stranger: yep ;>
Stranger: how could you?
You: HE DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH
You: HE DIDNT WANT TO LIVE IN MY ANUS
Stranger: 8(
Stranger: my daddy is evil
You: HES ALIVE
You: HES MY BUMCHUM
You: WE BITCH ABOUT
You: YOU
You: AND YOUR MUM
Stranger: i am bitch ;))
You: YOU HAVE SMALL PENIS
You: /VAGINA
Stranger: oh yes ;>
Stranger: i dont have vagina ;<
You: God dammit mate, what the hell do I have to do to make you disconnect?
You: You win
You: Goodbye
Stranger: bye :>
You: Well done
Stranger: ihihih
You have disconnected.

[lambson804]

Haha pwned. And Zorgy likes teh anus D:

[Higgy531]

I said hi and someone called me a vanilla face...

[oroborous]

I shit you not, I had a 2 hour long conversation with someone from England last night. It was cool.

[GamerKing]

I just had the best conversation EVARR!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'Ello
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: No, broadbrand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Milenkov]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'Ello
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: No, broadbrand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gamerking wins.

[black671]

Stranger: ASL?
You: No, broadbrand
i lol'd hard

[Claudia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Connection imploded.
~
Win.

[Higgy531]

omg, i had an intelligent conversation!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hii
You: Have you ever had an intelligent conversation on this website?
Stranger: no, and u ?
You: No
You: It's kind of sad
You: It's mostly just people asking for ASL
You: and posting memes
Stranger: is truee
You: Does this count as an intelligent conversation?
Stranger: not!
You: ;(
Stranger: what u doing ?
You: listening to music
You: And you?
Stranger: nice, what kind ?
Stranger: me too
You: Power Pop, it's kind of old
Stranger: haha
You: I don't really like mainstream music nowadays.
You: What kind are you listening to?
Stranger: rock
Stranger: do u like ?
You: Yeah
You: My favorite band is The White Stripes
You: They do alternative rock
Stranger: white stripes is not favorite band,but i like !
Stranger: my favorite'
You: What is your favorite band?
Stranger: simple plan,the used,escape the fate
Stranger: do u like some?
You: I've never heard of them
You: Have you heard of The Raconteurs?
Stranger: do u like bazilian music

?
You: Not really
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: is the band of jack white,right?
You: Yes
You: He has 3 bands
Stranger: I just know they
Stranger: what are the other two?
You: The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, and The Dead Weather
You: The Dead Weather is new, and their album is gonna come out in June
Stranger: nicee
You: Now does it count as an intelligent conversation?
Stranger: yeahh !
You: Cool
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[Infest0125]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I want
Stranger: hyc
You: To violate your kitten
You: With a ballpoint pen
Stranger: great
Stranger: :D
You: And then I will physically shove my dick up it's ass
You: And cum inside it
You: so it bursts!
Stranger: you want to see little cats in my basement?
You: Dude
You: What the hell
You: That's fucked up
You: Come on
You: God damn
You: I meet some fucked up people here
You have disconnected.

[SlainPwner666]

Oh man, got a big one coming

[DethPenguin]

Oh man, got a big one coming

Then post it?

[Zorgy]

Flush it.

[SlainPwner666]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: raar
You: So I hear
Stranger: yepp
You: And george is doing fine I hear?
Stranger: err hes dead
Stranger: bet u think ur bare funny talking random stuff then
You: I do believe you are incorrect
Stranger: fuck u and ur oxford degree u pompus cunt
You: Glad to hear
You: And how are you?
You: And it is princeton good sir\madam
Stranger: fuck urself
You: I am afraid I will have to deny your request
Stranger: bet ur gonna go on some cheesy rant &quot;oh good sir? fuck myself? u want me to litturally jerk myself?&quot;
Stranger: ohh ur afraid good
Stranger: u fucking pussy
You: No. I do not rant
Stranger: fuck urself and ur rant
Stranger: u fucking cunt
You: &quot;Ranting&quot; is for as you americans say &quot;That dumb fuck nigger&quot;
You: Therefore I do not
Stranger: yeah fuck that nigger shit
Stranger: aint a yank
You: Your nationality good sir\madam?
Stranger: btw u cunt
Stranger: B.R.I.T.I.S.H
Stranger: BRITISH MATE
Stranger: BRITISH
Stranger: PURE
Stranger: BRITISH
You: Good to hear good sir\madam
You: For I am as well
Stranger: so whats with the nigger talk then
You: I am in america
You: I have learned
Stranger: u like blacks?
You: I do not hate them.
Stranger: they are fast
You: I have no discrimination
Stranger: aint discrimination its fact
Stranger: the fast
You: They are fast
Stranger: usain bolt?
Stranger: whats ur race then huh
Stranger: sonny jim
You: I am British Caucasian
You: Yet I have no hate towards Blacks or any other race
Stranger: so in the future ur gonna be a racist?
You: No thank you.
Stranger: Yet I have no hate towards
Stranger: is what u said
Stranger: u fucking pompus cunt
You: Like I said, I am not racist, nor do I have any intention to become one
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: ur not funny
Stranger: trying to be some upper class english fuck
You: I am not trying to be funny, I am stating a personal fact
Stranger: Oh, I'm so sorry daddy's little girl
You: I accept your apology
Stranger: sarcastic u fucking indie bastard
You: I am sorry I missed your sarcasm
You: I apologize
Stranger: bet ur some indie cunt whos trying to grow his hair to rebel against ur rich father
Stranger: u snobby fucking shite bag cunt
You: I have no hatred towards any of my family
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: i hope u die btw
You: I am afraid not. I have no hatred what so ever towards any of my family
Stranger: just... just for this convo
Stranger: ur afraid?
You: Not really
Stranger: then why u say it
You: I do not believe that you are able to carry out any of these threats, for this is completely anonymous. Therefore, every threat you say is an utter fabrication
Stranger: what threats i have said no threats
You: Why is all of this hate preached at me? I have done nothing to you, and I did not come here for enemies
Stranger: i've jus been abusive with words and hoped u die
Stranger: hate preach isnt threats its abuse aimed at u
You: Why?
Stranger: u morron
Stranger: so dumb
You: Exactly why you feel like you need to directly attack me with words of hate, and the wish for my death, is beyond me
Stranger: fuck u and princeton... clearly u arnt learning shit if ur sitting on omegle and misinterpreting ppl aiming abuse at u as threats
Stranger: i thought it was threats sunshine?
You: If you wish for my death, that is no compliment
Stranger: changing the subject to ur fuck up
Stranger: REALLY smart
You: I said, the reason they were interperted as threats is because you preach them with such hate. I did nothing to change the subject
Stranger: not threats abuse
Stranger: theres a differnt u cunt
You: One question I ask. Why are you so hostile towards me?
You: Just answer that one question, and I shall leave
Stranger: i cant shout abuse all day with huge hatered, doesnt mean its a threat
Stranger: why answer when i can be rude to u, u upper class english cunt
You: Why be rude?
You: That is my question
Stranger: ur question was why be so hostile... not why be rude
Stranger: u retard
You: Hostility is part of being rude. You have to be hostile to be rude
Stranger: not nessisarly
Stranger: hostility with violence
Stranger: ur digging ur own grave here with these pathetic attempts to be witty
You: Who said I planned on dying?
Stranger: its an expression
Stranger: ur really thick
Stranger: u prick
You: If I am really so thick, then please explain the meaning of this phrase to my prickish thick mind
You: Please good sir\madam
Stranger: why'd explaining the meaning of that phrase determain if ur thick
Stranger: &quot;good sir/madam&quot;
You: Determain? I am afraid I have never heard of the word.
You: Good sir\madam
Stranger: *determine
You: Thank you
Stranger: that wasnt a present u prick
You: I accept it as one anyway
Stranger: nor a appology
You: Your welcome
Stranger: well then ur clearly an idiot
You: I accept
Stranger: ontop of that u said u dont know what &quot;determain&quot; means and then when i said &quot;determine&quot; u said thank u
Stranger: u knew all along what i said
Stranger: clearly ur a idiot and a fucking liar ontop of that
Stranger: if ur surrounding by a bunch of snobby uni arseholes ur trying to impress with this pathetic witt attempt... they probably think ur a idiot now
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You: Good day
You have disconnected

[one of them]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: Garry?
You: WOAAAAHHHH SLOW DOWN NOW
You: What the
Stranger: Wanna rp?
You: FUCK
You: RP?
You: RolePlay?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Sexy roleplay
You: Sure.
Stranger: kk I'll be a toaster.
Stranger: Plug me in ;3
Stranger: oooh yeah baby, stick your bread in me!
You: OOOHHH THIS CORD IS SOOO LONG
You: LET ME JUST REACH UP AND
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Be careful...I'm hot!
You: Let me just tuuurn this dial
Stranger: Oh yeah, I love it when you plug it in me like that
Stranger: Ooooooh!
Stranger: Ohh yeah
Stranger: Touch my knobs!
You: OH NO
You: Your Knob fell off
Stranger: Oh well, I have more!
You: MMMMM
You: Whats THIS one DO?
You: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
You: YEAAAAHHHH!!!
Stranger: it's probably just the AIDS, don't worry if anything else falls off. kk?
You: KK
Stranger: Oooh, don't push me there!
Stranger: Or do! Hehe
You: OHHHH, Lemme Unplug you and put you in the Microwave
You: THEN TURN IT ON
Stranger: What? NO! DON'T DO THAT!
You: Here we goooo
Stranger: STOP IT, PUT ME DOWN
You: Alright, lemme just turn it on here
Stranger: OH MY GOOODDDDDGG!!!! EEEHHHAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You: Whoops.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DethPenguin]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: Garry?
You: WOAAAAHHHH SLOW DOWN NOW
You: What the
Stranger: Wanna rp?
You: FUCK
You: RP?
You: RolePlay?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Sexy roleplay
You: Sure.
Stranger: kk I'll be a toaster.
Stranger: Plug me in ;3
Stranger: oooh yeah baby, stick your bread in me!
You: OOOHHH THIS CORD IS SOOO LONG
You: LET ME JUST REACH UP AND
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Be careful...I'm hot!
You: Let me just tuuurn this dial
Stranger: Oh yeah, I love it when you plug it in me like that
Stranger: Ooooooh!
Stranger: Ohh yeah
Stranger: Touch my knobs!
You: OH NO
You: Your Knob fell off
Stranger: Oh well, I have more!
You: MMMMM
You: Whats THIS one DO?
You: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
You: YEAAAAHHHH!!!
Stranger: it's probably just the AIDS, don't worry if anything else falls off. kk?
You: KK
Stranger: Oooh, don't push me there!
Stranger: Or do! Hehe
You: OHHHH, Lemme Unplug you and put you in the Microwave
You: THEN TURN IT ON
Stranger: What? NO! DON'T DO THAT!
You: Here we goooo
Stranger: STOP IT, PUT ME DOWN
You: Alright, lemme just turn it on here
Stranger: OH MY GOOODDDDDGG!!!! EEEHHHAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You: Whoops.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epic.

[Tyr]

You: I apologize
He didn't pick up that &quot;apologize&quot; is an american way of spelling and any british peson would rather gouge out their eyes than spell it with a &quot;z&quot;. Tsk tsk.

0n3, yours was great. It's excellent when you get someone to play along.

[DixieWolf]

Stranger: HI.
You: HI!
Stranger: Do you speak English?
You: CRUISE CONTROL
You: no
You: i don't
Stranger: - -
You: do you?
Stranger: byebye.
You: oh. fine
You: i see how it is.
Stranger: I come from China..
You: oh
You: cool
Stranger: I can speak English.
Stranger: And u?
You: how is china?
You: USA.
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: Amazing contry
Stranger: My cell phone is iPhone...
Stranger: Aha
You: ah
Stranger: ASL, bro
You: how do you know i'm a bro?
Stranger: Feel
You: 20/m/midwest
You: nice guess
You: you?
Stranger: 15, Jiangsu(Nearby Shanghai), male
You: ah, cool
You: except that was als.
You: not asl.
Stranger: haha, they are the same
You: no, als is a debilitating disorder.
Stranger: All right.




I lawl'd.

[SlainPwner666]

Quoting: SlainPwner666
You: I apologize

He didn't pick up that &quot;apologize&quot; is an american way of spelling and any british peson would rather gouge out their eyes than spell it with a &quot;z&quot;. Tsk tsk.

0n3, yours was great. It's excellent when you get someone to play along.

Thats why I immediately summarized that he was not British, and was probably a kid judging by his spelling, so I decided on the whole British act and rick roll. AND HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BRITISH, YOU'RE New Zealandish? By the way, was there ever an old zealand?

[DethPenguin]

Stranger: HI.
You: HI!
Stranger: Do you speak English?
You: CRUISE CONTROL
You: no
You: i don't
Stranger: - -
You: do you?
Stranger: byebye.
You: oh. fine
You: i see how it is.
Stranger: I come from China..
You: oh
You: cool
Stranger: I can speak English.
Stranger: And u?
You: how is china?
You: USA.
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: Amazing contry
Stranger: My cell phone is iPhone...
Stranger: Aha
You: ah
Stranger: ASL, bro
You: how do you know i'm a bro?
Stranger: Feel
You: 20/m/midwest
You: nice guess
You: you?
Stranger: 15, Jiangsu(Nearby Shanghai), male
You: ah, cool
You: except that was als.
You: not asl.
Stranger: haha, they are the same
You: no, als is a debilitating disorder.
Stranger: All right.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
Stranger: i am a chinese your English is so hard to understand````

[DixieWolf]

You: HELLO
Stranger: do u have a big dick?
You: I R NEW HEAR
Stranger: lol
You: HOW DEOS INTRNET WERK


that one was pretty short :P

[Tyr]

Thats why I immediately summarized that he was not British, and was probably a kid judging by his spelling, so I decided on the whole British act and rick roll. AND HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BRITISH, YOU'RE New Zealandish? By the way, was there ever an old zealand?
&quot;Zealand&quot; is an island in Denmark. However New Zealand is actually named after the provice &quot;Zeeland&quot; in the Netherlands, we just spelt it wrong.

Since New Zealand is a colony of Britain and still calls Queen Liz our head of state and the fact that I speak &quot;English English&quot; as opposed to &quot;American Bastardised English&quot; means I do know one or two things about being British.

[Milenkov]

I got my first ASL today!
*sniff* I'm so happy.