Taxes Chainsaw Massacre - Funniest thing I have read in a long time

[Infest0125]

WARNING: Incredibly long yet hilarious read up ahead!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/taxes-chainsaw-massacr e/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/taxes-chainsaw-massacre/)

I'm about halfway through, and this is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read.

EDIT: Just finished it.... Yep, officially epic win.

[Obama Yo Momma]

I laughed,I cried,I learned how to correctly utilize wood in a dangerous situation.

[yourbadmega]

i lol'd like, once or twice... it wasn't that funny to me

[DangerWillRobinson]

That was amazing. Infest you are the greatest for allowing me the privilege to LOL that hard.

[DethPenguin]

I've read too many things like these for them to be remotely funny anymore.

[Tyr]

That was a thoroughly enjoyable read, thanks Infest. Reminds me of some of Ben Croshaw's writings.

[Infest0125]

That was amazing. Infest you are the greatest for allowing me the privilege to LOL that hard.

Just don't abuse it, you're limited to several LOLs each day.

And back to cleaning the windows!

[Claudia]

Just don't abuse it, you're limited to several LOLs each day.
How many can I have a day? :D

That was really funny. hehehe

[Infest0125]

How many can I have a day? :D

None.

BACK TO THE WINDOWS!

[Claudia]

None.
But but but but butbutbutbut......
BAAAAW

OT: This is still very funnay

[Shrubberyjsc]

Eh, pretty funny.

I kept waiting for the part when it would do something really funny...

[black671]

reading it later, too late to correctly pick out lulz

[one of them]

I lost interest after the first three words.
Why read to find lulz? WE MUST EXPERIENCE THEM FIRST HAND!

[Zorgy]

Hah that was fantastic. Nice find!

[Tyr]

I lost interest after the first three words.
Why read to find lulz? WE MUST EXPERIENCE THEM FIRST HAND!
I find enjoyment can be gained from reading an entertaining piece of fiction, you may too if you give it a chance. People are reading less and less. They expect instant gratification which must be an empty existance. Personally I got more value out of that short story then I have from all the lolcats images I've ever seen.

And the above is NOT an invitation to start posting lolcats.

[Codeh]

"He had short blond hair parted to one side and he wore inexpensive-looking glasses. He dressed like a man who shopped with function, and not style, in mind. I was more than a little disappointed that so cool a name was wasted on so dorky a man. If I was named Connor McCloud, I'd fight star monsters and fuck space mermaids. The real Connor McCloud shops at Target.


ah. I love this.

[lawlhat]

OH god that was hilarious.