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SlainPwner666

04-17-2009, 09:55 PM

SlainPwner666: Isn't there like a collection of your old steam chats?
Infest0125: There is?
Infest0125: Really?
Infest0125: Shit
Infest0125: I better burn that.... It could be considered evidence
SlainPwner666: Well, just show some leg. Works for me
Infest0125: Well you're a dirty pirate hooker with seductive hips
Infest0125: What do I have?
Infest0125: An eyepatch with a hole instead of an eye under it
Infest0125: On the bright side
Infest0125: If I turn out the lights
Infest0125: I can make some guy think I'm giving him head while singing
SlainPwner666: Wait, THAT WAS YOU?
Infest0125: Oh god
Infest0125: This is awkward
SlainPwner666: I thought it was the mcdonalds guy
Infest0125: Him?
Infest0125: Nah, he couldn
Infest0125: He couldn't give head if his life depended on it... .Trust me, I'd know
SlainPwner666: Only the mcburglar could swing like that
SlainPwner666: *hamburgler
Infest0125: mcburglar?
Infest0125: Really?
SlainPwner666: Sorry, I was drunk. Dont really catch names
Infest0125: I imagine how awkward it was when you called out that name
SlainPwner666: Naw, he was screaming too loud
SlainPwner666: So........
Infest0125: Rape tends to be like that
Infest0125: You have go gag them
Infest0125: Am I going to have to tutor you yet again? Cause I don't do this shit for free anymore
SlainPwner666: If I gag them, then I cant hear their advice}
Infest0125: What advice?
Infest0125: Down, across, down across?
Infest0125: That was just him doing a crossword
Infest0125: Did you really think you were THAT good?
SlainPwner666: Bitch, that guy jus got slain, and you know it!
SlainPwner666: Did his face not look like he saw god?
Infest0125: Well come on, he was about to finish a NY times crossword and we all know how much of a bitch those are
SlainPwner666: True
SlainPwner666: Then again, cum to think of it,
Infest0125: Teehee
SlainPwner666: That would explain why he asked me several times what fuck in chinese meant
Infest0125: cum
SlainPwner666: I made a funneh about rape?
Infest0125: I guess
Infest0125: But just for asking
Infest0125: No
Infest0125: Fuck no
Infest0125: Go die in a hole
Infest0125: btw
Infest0125: post this
Infest0125: or I will slit your throat with a tire iron, however that works
SlainPwner666: Go suck a cock. Oh wait............
Infest0125: That was yours though....
SlainPwner666: Sucks that you didnt last even long enough for me to finish
SlainPwner666: I mean jeez
SlainPwner666: *Sucks* haha irony
Infest0125: Hahaha
Infest0125: Okay
Infest0125: Now post this
Infest0125: Or again
Infest0125: I will tire iron with a slit your throat, however that works
SlainPwner666: Sounds sexy
SlainPwner666: wear a thong
Infest0125: kk
Infest0125: bye
SlainPwner666: BUH BI

OrangeCat X

04-17-2009, 10:38 PM

Infest0125: What do I have?
Infest0125: An eyepatch with a hole instead of an eye under it
Infest0125: On the bright side
Infest0125: If I turn out the lights
Infest0125: I can make some guy think I'm giving him head while singing
*snicker* :D

Obama Yo Momma

04-17-2009, 11:08 PM

You changed "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU" to "I hate you."
I say you're lying.

the original was FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU but it didn't give the exact feeling I was going for.

REDSHARK

04-18-2009, 03:00 AM

[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: have you thought about making a fishtoad?
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: :3
[LotF] Pie Patrol: I guess I should get around to it
[LotF] Pie Patrol: or something
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: :/
[LotF] Pie Patrol: I need a template
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: btw u still emo? :D
[LotF] Pie Patrol: no
[LotF] Pie Patrol: I ditched the bitch
[LotF] Pie Patrol: :D
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: ^^
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: this calls for johnny cash!
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw
[LotF] Pie Patrol: ;o
[LotF] Pie Patrol: http://chickencrap.com/images/31.jpg
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: ...
[LotF] Pie Patrol: o_o
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: he hasn't even finished the leg!
[LotF] Pie Patrol: :(
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: messy cannibal
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: but srsly where the hell you find this?
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: and is it real?!
[LotF] Pie Patrol: ohhh
[LotF] Pie Patrol: here and there
[LotF] Pie Patrol: ;)
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: so this is proof that Ronald McDonald feasts on the flesh of the innocent
[LotF] Pie Patrol: ya
[LotF] REDSHARK [KFZ]: k

Infest0125

04-22-2009, 05:15 PM

President Barack Obama [FL]: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_british_singing_sensation_susan_boyle_to_star_i n_.html
Infest0125: I
Infest0125: feel sorry for the man....
Infest0125: I just shook.... Litterally shook
President Barack Obama [FL]: lawd
President Barack Obama [FL]: pay him 1 billion
Infest0125: i wouldn't do it for that much
President Barack Obama [FL]: OH GAWDD
Infest0125: that's just.... too nasty
President Barack Obama [FL]: RON JEREMY AND SUSAN
President Barack Obama [FL]: OHHH GAAAWWWDDD
Infest0125: OH MY GOD
Infest0125: Well
Infest0125: At least the fat people get what they want
President Barack Obama [FL]: THE IMAGER
President Barack Obama [FL]: IT HURTS
President Barack Obama [FL]: THE STACHE
President Barack Obama [FL]: SLOWLY PRODING HER
Infest0125: It could get worse
Infest0125: Imagine
Infest0125: A cleveland steamer...
Infest0125: Oh btw
Infest0125: I was once looking up porn on google images
Infest0125: Found this one image
Infest0125: Clicked it
Infest0125: Instantly
President Barack Obama [FL]: Why google?
Infest0125: And I mean instantly
Infest0125: I get slammed by images of grandmas
Infest0125: getting fucked....
Infest0125: I threw up a little
Infest0125: Out of my dick, that is
President Barack Obama [FL]: OH GAWD
President Barack Obama [FL]: GRANDMA!
Infest0125: Now you see
President Barack Obama [FL]: If you saw your granmda
Infest0125: I would've preferred it
President Barack Obama [FL]: what would you do?
Infest0125: If it just popped up saying
Infest0125: "You naughty boy!"
Infest0125: With an angry grandma
Infest0125: If I saw my grandma in it?
President Barack Obama [FL]: yes
Infest0125: I wouldn't be too terrified... Considering shes a skeleton now
President Barack Obama [FL]: BONER FOR BONES
Infest0125: Dare you to google that
President Barack Obama [FL]: NO

DethPenguin

04-22-2009, 05:20 PM

It seems Obama's been throwing out that link in attempts to excavate lols.

darkmessiah

04-22-2009, 05:38 PM

DethPenguin: Hey, lets have a funny steam chat.
DarkMessiah {iBan}: Ok, sure.
DethPenguin: Cool.
DarkMessiah {iBan}: Nice
DarkMessiah {iBan}: Gotta go.
DethPenguin: cya

AHAH! Wait...

DethPenguin

04-22-2009, 05:42 PM

DethPenguin: grobbon polls.
DarkMessiah{iBan}: absolutely, I actually just did that 10 mins ago
DethPenguin: which pills did you grab?
DarkMessiah{iBan}: the fun kinda ones
DarkMessiah{iBan}: that was the funniest steam chat evar
DethPenguin: which
DarkMessiah{iBan}: the one you posted, the one that didn't exist
DethPenguin: oh yeah
DethPenguin: that was great
DarkMessiah{iBan}: I remember saying that! (Allegedly)
DethPenguin: If you say its fake...
DethPenguin: I will break into your home
DethPenguin: Slit your mother's throat
DethPenguin: and Bathe in her blood
DethPenguin: like a shower
DethPenguin: from her neck
DethPenguin: then orally rape her
DarkMessiah{iBan}: While she's dead?
DethPenguin: then pull your pants down and put a banana on your banana
DethPenguin: take a pioc
DethPenguin: and call you gay
DethPenguin: *pic
DethPenguin: then post it on 411
DarkMessiah{iBan}: NO! not that! Anything but the banana!
DethPenguin: i got a layout of your house nigguh.
DarkMessiah{iBan}: Don't tell me my other personality gave it to you!
DethPenguin: He did
DarkMessiah{iBan}: Fuck.
DethPenguin: OMG
DethPenguin: POSTIN

darkmessiah

04-22-2009, 08:43 PM

Yep, I think that such a completely random and nonsequitur chat would fit nicely into this little thread...

Boojangels

04-22-2009, 08:57 PM

Forced lulz are being created hur.

LordBhorak

04-24-2009, 10:56 AM

Dreep: i just bought L$D but my comp is laggy
Dreep: i can barely move
Dreep: any help?
cg.LordBhorak: Dreep... It's not your compu. It's the effect of the LSD that makes your compu to LOOK like it's lagging.
Dreep: lorrd, is there a way i can turn it off?
cg.LordBhorak: Dreep, I'd suggest rehab. :D
Dreep: rehab?

:D

DethPenguin

05-06-2009, 08:28 PM

[Banned] DethPenguin:YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|Party Van | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO RUN LIKE HELL! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI fucked! IF YOU BRAKE YOUR legs, YOULL BE CURSED WITH BUT SECKS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A FURFAG"
Boojangels: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|Shut the fuck up truck | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[Banned] DethPenguin: I shut it.
[Banned] DethPenguin: Nao wut.
Boojangels: Die
[Banned] DethPenguin: I died.
Boojangels: Kurt Cobaine style
Boojangels: However you spell it
Boojangels: Smells like teen angst to me

----------------------------------------------------

[Banned] DethPenguin: YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|Party Van | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO RUN LIKE HELL! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI fucked! IF YOU BRAKE YOUR legs, YOULL BE CURSED WITH BUT SECKS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A FURFAG"
[L4DA] [DR] SlainPwner666 [AOTD]: Oooohhhhh, SEX FOR TEN YEARS!!!
[L4DA] [DR] SlainPwner666 [AOTD]: HIT ME AGAIN BITCH
[Banned] DethPenguin: No
[Banned] DethPenguin: Its if you break your legs
[Banned] DethPenguin: Wow.
[Banned] DethPenguin: I can take those two messages and totally use them out of context.

SlainPwner666

05-07-2009, 05:44 PM

President Barack Obama entered chat.
Nemesis. Dulk ٿ has changed their name to Nemesis. Dulk.
Nemesis. Dulk entered chat.
Nemesis. Dulk: obama
President Barack Obama: yes?
Nemesis. Dulk: are u the president or some random?
President Barack Obama: I am the President.
Nemesis. Dulk: i think ur a lier
[L4DA] [DR] SlainPwner666 [AOTD]: A non believer
[L4DA] [DR] SlainPwner666 [AOTD]: He must die
Nemesis. Dulk: wtf
Nemesis. Dulk: this chat scares the shit out of me
Nemesis. Dulk left chat.
President Barack Obama: lawd
[L4DA] [DR] SlainPwner666 [AOTD]: =)

darkmessiah

05-07-2009, 07:51 PM

Whafuck happened thar.

DethPenguin

05-18-2009, 09:41 PM

President Barack Obama: http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8950/keikakudoori.png
DethPenguin: everyone is fucking copying from bash.org for their sigs
DethPenguin: unoriginal cockbites I say
DethPenguin: leaked video?
President Barack Obama: yes
President Barack Obama: look at the new blogpost
President Barack Obama: http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/136/7/0/Problem_pyro__by_Theunmen.jpg
President Barack Obama: I lol'd
President Barack Obama: so hard
DethPenguin: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DethPenguin: "QUOTES TO REMEMBER"
keep your best freinds close and your enemies away with a big stick---DOC
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME--DOC
its a halo on my head not a steering wheel for my mouth faggot--DOC
DethPenguin: NOT DOC
DethPenguin: SOME FAGT ON BASH.ORG
DethPenguin: U BETCH
DethPenguin: My completely original signature:
DethPenguin: Did you know that there is a 78% chance that you're signature is from bash.org? Get tested at DethPenguin.com, you may be Copypasta positive!
President Barack Obama: lawd
DethPenguin: And another thing
DethPenguin: Whats with the new people
DethPenguin: thinking
DethPenguin: "HEY LOOK I CAN BE FUNNY"
President Barack Obama: what do you mean?
DethPenguin: NO
DethPenguin: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
DethPenguin: YOU ARE NEW
President Barack Obama: I am aware
President Barack Obama: I am funny
President Barack Obama: Q_Q
DethPenguin: When did you join?
President Barack Obama: liek
President Barack Obama: http://www.teamfortress.com/
President Barack Obama: new post
DethPenguin: When
DethPenguin: did
DethPenguin: u
DethPenguin: you
DethPenguin: join
DethPenguin: I already saw the new blog post
DethPenguin: That makes me 4 paces ahead of you in time.
President Barack Obama is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when space time continuum is restored.

Nuttz

05-19-2009, 01:10 AM

I needz moar 411ers to have some lul chat.

Crysalis

05-20-2009, 07:59 PM

Firecracker: i don't know why, but..
Firecracker: i'm thinking of rocks for no apparent reason.
Phazze: Rocks?...
Firecracker: yes, rocks.

i am firecracker, so.
etc, etc.

DTard

05-22-2009, 04:11 AM

this just happened:
Today, May 22, 2009
1:46 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: your up this late?
1:46 AM - [D]: yeh
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: no life I presume?
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: =p
1:47 AM - [D]: actually MUCH life.
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: really?
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: outside of breathing I mean
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: =p
1:47 AM - [D]: talking to my friend.
we talk all the time.
1:47 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: LOL
1:48 AM - [D]: she's been in trouble so this is th only way we can talk D=
1:48 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: I kno, gals like me always talk at night
1:49 AM - [D]: xD
no seriously, she's like my best friend, I swear we were separated at birht (even though she's 15 xD)
1:50 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: you kno I'm a girl right?
1:50 AM - [D]: ha
1:50 AM - [D]: nice try
1:50 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: no realy
1:50 AM - [D]: mmmmmhmmm.
I TOTALLY believe you.
1:50 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: I have a deep voice cause I use hormones from trans
1:50 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: surgery
1:50 AM - [D]: yeah... ok.
1:50 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: not kidding
1:51 AM - [D]: mmmmhmmmm
1:51 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: I'm a transgender
1:51 AM - [D]: yeah, ok.
1:51 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: =( you don't believe me?
1:51 AM - [D]: no.
1:51 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: Why you think I hate religion, its cause religion hates transgenders
1:52 AM - [D]: yeah.......
1:52 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: I have a masculine body
1:52 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: but no penis
1:52 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: for real
1:53 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: Had hormone and surgery at 18
1:53 AM - [D]: well, good luck with that.
1:53 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: ok, believe if you wanna believe I guess
1:54 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: guess you never seen a ftm
1:56 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: awkward silence
1:56 AM - [D]: sorry, bit tired.\
1:56 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: but prejudiced?
1:56 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: bit*
1:56 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: =p
1:56 AM - [D]: no, not at all.
1:57 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: btw
1:57 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: Just kidding
1:57 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: =p
1:57 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: you kno you were thinking it
1:57 AM - [D]: I know.
thats why I didn't fall for it
1:57 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: FUUU
1:58 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: you went into awkward silence mode, you kno you were getting freaked FUUU
1:58 AM - [D]: no, I just had nothing to say and was talking to my friends
1:58 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: ok we will keep this between you and me =p
1:58 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: YOU should have something to say I OWN your server lol
1:59 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: anyway I need some sleep
1:59 AM - [D]: obviously :P
1:59 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: F your sleep scedule
1:59 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: hope that effort is going into monster.com lol
1:59 AM - Pataran[noMonitor]: lata

Crysalis

05-22-2009, 05:09 AM

lol, he said, 'let's keep this between you and me.'

oh wait.

DTard

05-22-2009, 12:06 PM

He probably won't read it.

Crysalis

05-22-2009, 05:04 PM

probably not.

Crysalis

05-23-2009, 08:46 PM

=L4DA= SlainPwner666: BAK UP NIGGUH
Firecracker: BAK UP WITE BOI

DethPenguin

05-23-2009, 08:54 PM

=L4DA= SlainPwner666: BAK UP NIGGUH
Firecracker: BAK UP WITE BOI

DethPenguin: Excuse me
DethPenguin: I take offence to the turn "nigguh"
DethPenguin: term*
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: That was my friend
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: He is black
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Therefore excused
DethPenguin: Are you black?
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I am Irish
DethPenguin: Are you black?
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Irish is a coca blend of all the races, taking the best from each race to combine them all into awesome
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: so in a way, yus
DethPenguin: Irish are faggots
DethPenguin: I went there.
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: ..
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: This comes from the driver of the "Faggot Truck"
DethPenguin: No sir
DethPenguin: I merely informed you of being hit by the Faggot truck
DethPenguin: Which would make sense.
DethPenguin: You being Irish and all.

DTard

05-24-2009, 11:22 AM

9:07 AM - [D]: NO THATS ME!
9:07 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: im sorry
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: i couldnt tell
9:08 AM - [D]: I'm not a zombie D=
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: thats what u think
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: one day well all be xzombies
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: its the truth
9:08 AM - [D]: zombies don't talk O_o
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: except it
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: were all dinosaurs
9:08 AM - [D]: Dinosaurs don't talk .....
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: thats what u think
9:08 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: think about it
9:09 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: and then get back to me
9:09 AM - [D]: Unless you're from We're Back
9:09 AM - [D]: (good movie BTW)
9:09 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: whats thta
9:10 AM - [D]: QUOTE=[D]
9:09 AM - [D]: (good movie BTW)[/QUOTE]
9:10 AM - [D]: xD
9:10 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: lol
9:10 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: im a dinoussar
9:10 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: i cant tell
9:10 AM - [D] blows your head off
9:11 AM - [D]: fucking windows 98
9:11 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE says RAWR because Im a dinosaur
9:11 AM - [D]: you do know that rawr is "I LOVE YOU" in dinosaur?
9:11 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: exactly
9:11 AM - [D]: friggin fruitcake.... dinosaurs and humans can't mate....
9:11 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: thats what u think
9:12 AM - [D] nukes ur face in
9:12 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: what do u think the taerodactyl is?
9:12 AM - [D]: thats a bat and a Dinosaur smart one
9:12 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: no its an airplane and a dinosaur
9:13 AM - [D]: and it's spelles pterodactyl
9:13 AM - [D]: YOU LOSE!
9:13 AM - [D] wins
9:13 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: nope not if youre a dinosaur
9:13 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE is the biggest loser
9:13 AM - [D]: I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:13 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: I lost the most weight
9:13 AM - [D]: yeah, cuz your fat
9:13 AM - [D]: fatty McFatfat
9:13 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: dinosus are fat
9:14 AM - [D]: dinosus? wtf?
9:14 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: dinosaurs
9:14 AM - [D]: loooooooooooooool dinosus.
9:14 AM - [D]: all I have to say about Dinosus:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/Rotaretilbo/VG%20Cats/LOL.png?t=1242855633
9:14 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: but thats a cat
9:15 AM - [D]: so? what's he saying?
9:15 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: looooooooooooool
9:15 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: cat
9:17 AM - [D]: yeah, looool at dinosus
9:17 AM - [D]: cuz it's a fail
9:17 AM - [D]: FAIL!!!!!!!
9:17 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: dinos
9:17 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: win
9:17 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: dtard loses
9:17 AM - [D]: they do, but you failed for saying dinosus
9:18 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: tru
9:18 AM - [D]: who the hell is dtard?
9:18 AM - [D]: I know no dtard O_o
9:18 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: hmmm interesting
9:18 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: i think the dinosuses ate him
9:18 AM - [D]: probably.
9:19 AM - [D]: also, BTW, you misspelled ur name:
ZOMG THERE'S A ZOMBIE woulda been accurate
9:19 AM - [D]: learn2spell
9:20 AM - [D] ragequits your face
9:21 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: shit
9:21 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: i kose
9:21 AM - ZOMG THERS A ZOMBIE: lose
9:21 AM - [D]: lol, kose

Grubster11

05-24-2009, 11:24 AM

tee hee ^^^ I was there

DTard

05-26-2009, 07:39 PM

5:17 PM - D[AOTD]: I FRIGGIN LOST THE GAME!
5:18 PM - black671: y
5:18 PM - D[AOTD]: because I thought about it, duh
5:18 PM - black671: ah
5:18 PM - black671: well since i dont ever play said game, i cannot lose
5:19 PM - D[AOTD]: except you know the rules so no matter what you're playing
5:20 PM - black671: so just understanding these rules automatically initiates the games commencing?
5:20 PM - D[AOTD]: yep
5:21 PM - black671: hm
5:21 PM - D[AOTD]: http://www.losethegame.com/
5:21 PM - D[AOTD]: proof.,
5:23 PM - black671: hm
5:23 PM - black671: well then
5:24 PM - black671: i do believe that these games can not be played whatsoever
5:24 PM - black671: it can never begin, because you automatically end it when it is thought
5:24 PM - D[AOTD]: you're playing when you're not thinking of it
5:24 PM - black671: or are you?
5:25 PM - black671: who says you are
5:25 PM - D[AOTD]: yes.
hats the rules
5:25 PM - black671: because if someone states you are playing it, isnt the game lost?
5:26 PM - D[AOTD]: yes, then after 30 minute grace period it starts again until you thing about it
5:26 PM - black671: so now we get technical, with time limits and such?
5:26 PM - black671: i thought the game was continuous
5:27 PM - D[AOTD]: it is. but you need time between losses to forget about the game
5:27 PM - black671: says the almighty imaginary rules? i think not
5:27 PM - D[AOTD]: I think so/
5:27 PM - black671: face it, this debate is won by black
5:28 PM - black671: he is better than The Game
5:28 PM - D[AOTD]: the game is eternal, it cannot end, it is life.
5:28 PM - black671: /an hero
5:28 PM - black671: i win
5:28 PM - D[AOTD]: xD
5:28 PM - D[AOTD]: you lost eternally since you died thinking of the game :P
5:29 PM - black671: i died thinking of the sunrise out on the horizon on a warm summer in louisiana
5:29 PM - D[AOTD]: nope, you died thinking of the game because thats what made you kill yourself.
5:30 PM - black671: actually i was clinically depressed
5:30 PM - D[AOTD]: because of the game
5:30 PM - black671: because my momma beats meh
5:30 PM - D[AOTD]: because she lost the game
5:30 PM - black671: shes Triple H
5:31 PM - D[AOTD]: she still lost the game
5:31 PM - black671: how can she lose herself
5:31 PM - black671: unless.....
5:31 PM - black671: EMINEM
5:31 PM - D[AOTD]: teh game is not THE GAME
5:31 PM - black671: that whore
5:31 PM - D[AOTD]: yeah, we shoudl email him and make HIM lose the game
5:31 PM - black671: or tie him to a radiator and rape him
5:32 PM - D[AOTD]: Grape him you mean?
5:32 PM - black671: .....
5:32 PM - black671: mebbe
5:32 PM - D[AOTD]: I thought so
5:32 PM - black671: ......quick to the batmobile!
5:32 PM - D[AOTD]: erm, I ate it D=
5:33 PM - black671: FFFFFF
5:34 PM - D[AOTD]: yeah.... it was tasty, mah bad
5:34 PM - D[AOTD]: better than cheesey poofs
5:34 PM - black671: i bought that with my daughter's college funds
5:34 PM - black671: tasty now?
5:36 PM - D[AOTD]: yeah.... she didn't need to go to college, she's a whore, she can make that money back it in a matter of days
5:36 PM - black671: i c wat u did thar
5:36 PM - black671: but...
5:36 PM - black671: shes 4
5:37 PM - D[AOTD]: so? I'm sure Pedobear has a great time
5:37 PM - black671: im pedobear....
5:37 PM - black671: shh
5:37 PM - D[AOTD]: insest is best, put your family to the test
5:37 PM - black671: i lol'd

And yes, I just lost the game AGAIN.

black671

05-26-2009, 07:50 PM

i still think i won the game

DethPenguin

05-26-2009, 07:57 PM

DethPenguin: hey
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: WAT
DethPenguin: the game
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: FFFFUUUCCCCCKKKK

DethPenguin: hey
EFG (1): Yo
DethPenguin: the game
EFG (1): FUCK
EFG (1): /RACISM
EFG (1): SHIT
EFG (1): GODDAMN IT
EFG (1): Not even a full day
EFG (1): Fuck

DethPenguin: hey
DethPenguin: hey
DethPenguin poke
President Barack Obama: ?
DethPenguin: the game

DTard

05-26-2009, 08:00 PM

i still think i won the game
The game cannot be won unless you never think about it again.

Hidden8x2

05-26-2009, 08:25 PM

I would copy and past but Deth just sends me pictures of women with extremely large breasts to which I'd reply "Wat"

DethPenguin

05-26-2009, 08:33 PM

I would copy and past but Deth just sends me pictures of women with extremely large breasts to which I'd reply "Wat"

Completely false in all respects.

DethPenguin: when did you make vidyas?
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: It says when it's posted. They ain't that great to be honest
DethPenguin: Jawohl
DethPenguin: Mine are better.
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: HERETIC
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: you got lucky
DethPenguin: Not luck. Skill, watch a while longer and you might learn some.
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
DethPenguin: I would of not of taken the life of an innocent
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Fuck dat
DethPenguin: What I would of done is obey the Creed.
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: And the creed
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I'm fucking altier
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: You cant touch this
DethPenguin: wat dat
DethPenguin: I can take on 20 guards using my fists.
DethPenguin: They barely attack when you use Hand to hand.
DethPenguin: And they can't block your punches with the sword
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I ripped my middle finger off and put a blade in it's place. Your comment is forfeit
DethPenguin: Wrong.
DethPenguin: It's attached to your wrist
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I find this impossible
DethPenguin: Hurm.
DethPenguin: Don't be silly, it's just a story.
DethPenguin: INFIDEL DIE
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: HALP!
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: NOTHING IS TRUE
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: AND EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED
DethPenguin HIGH PROFILE ASSASSINATION
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: FUCK YOUR BATTLECRUISERS
DethPenguin: ARCHON RUSH
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: FUCK YOUR ZERG RUSH
DethPenguin: Somebody call for an exterminator?
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Kerrigan Reporting
DethPenguin: Raynor here
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Reia Hunke dddduuuhhhhhh [Zerg Egg]
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: FUCK YOUR RAYNOR
DethPenguin: Hmm..
DethPenguin: EN TARO ADUN
DethPenguin psychic storm
DethPenguin fucks your zergs
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I YERN FOR COMBAT
DethPenguin: MAH LIFE FOR NERZULE
DethPenguin: I MEAN AIUR
DethPenguin: Shas'la ready for action
DethPenguin: I will lead us to victory!
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: EN TARO ADUN
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: LEAD THE WAY JUDICATOR
DethPenguin: Urm.
DethPenguin: XV88 battlesuit, ready.
DethPenguin: No?
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: YUS
DethPenguin: You are strong.
DethPenguin: It will be good to have that strength.
DethPenguin nom nom nom
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: I shall end thee, and all you know shall be slain
DethPenguin: Hold on to the pin, throw the other part.
=L4DA= SlainPwner666: Once the pin is no longer in place, mr grenade is no longer your friend
DethPenguin: too much no longer
DethPenguin: My favorite Necron quote:
DethPenguin: ...

shadow31310

05-26-2009, 08:45 PM

i lost the game... i hope you people are satisfied D:

DTard

05-26-2009, 09:40 PM

i lost the game... i hope you people are satisfied D:
yes actually.

Obama Yo Momma

05-27-2009, 06:01 PM

President Barack Obama: maek me a firetruck models
AngrE M0nkE: zomg
AngrE M0nkE: fir truk
AngrE M0nkE: hmm
AngrE M0nkE: NO U
President Barack Obama: apprentlys in l4d firetruck dunt exists
AngrE M0nkE: rly
AngrE M0nkE: wut
President Barack Obama: yah rly
President Barack Obama: no firetrucks in l4d
President Barack Obama: really weird
AngrE M0nkE: use dem polices car
President Barack Obama: I wunts firee truck
AngrE M0nkE: no good for you huh
AngrE M0nkE: big red truck
AngrE M0nkE: on fire
President Barack Obama: noes
President Barack Obama: a big red truck
President Barack Obama: that says
President Barack Obama: fire
AngrE M0nkE: oh like a paintjob
AngrE M0nkE: with hotrod flames
President Barack Obama: no
President Barack Obama: A RED TRUCK
AngrE M0nkE: yes and
President Barack Obama: THAT HAS THE WORDS KITE FIRE DEPARTMENT WRITTEN IN BOLD LETTERS ON THE SIDE
AngrE M0nkE: SO NOW YOU WANT A KITE
AngrE M0nkE: thats on fire
President Barack Obama: NO
AngrE M0nkE: you want a fire department
AngrE M0nkE: a department store
AngrE M0nkE: on fire
President Barack Obama: Ballsopt: they just pee out their fires in Estonia
AngrE M0nkE: yes that is true
President Barack Obama: oh dat explains it
President Barack Obama: nevermimes den
President Barack Obama: just make me a rock on fire
AngrE M0nkE: you want a rockband
AngrE M0nkE: thats on fire
AngrE M0nkE: hmm
President Barack Obama: yes
AngrE M0nkE: hmm well i dont know how to model
AngrE M0nkE: why you asking me
AngrE M0nkE: what is modeling
President Barack Obama: I hate you

SlainPwner666

05-27-2009, 07:03 PM

SlainPwner666: NO U
DethPenguin is now offline.

DethPenguin

05-27-2009, 07:12 PM

SlainPwner666: NO U
DethPenguin is now offline.

That's a lie. Your name right now AND eight minutes ago is HEYCHECKITOUTMARK.

SlainPwner666

05-27-2009, 07:14 PM

I realize this. This happened last night, U MEMBER MEMBER?

DethPenguin

05-27-2009, 07:15 PM

I realize this. This happened last night, U MEMBER MEMBER?

You save all your steem chats?
Creeper.

SlainPwner666

05-27-2009, 07:18 PM

Yes, I save all my chats and then fap to them later.

DTard

05-30-2009, 02:43 AM

12:14 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: lolwut?
12:14 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
12:14 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: :D
12:14 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Thanks man, I was so close
12:14 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: aren't I a stinker?
12:15 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Yes... quite
12:15 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: IN THA PANTS!!
12:15 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Wait wut?
12:15 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, be thankful thats not the back end...
12:15 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: O___O
12:16 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: lol
12:16 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: S-s-sooo... cold...
12:16 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Did you know anal is like taking a shit but backwards?
12:17 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: True story...
12:17 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, what happens when the reciever farts?
12:17 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Um....
12:17 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: The poo particles go up the Urethra
12:18 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: An infection occurs
12:18 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And he becomes a zombie
12:18 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Thus beginning the apocalypse
12:18 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: /facepalm
the jok is that farting during anal makes instant cum :P
12:19 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Is it worth it though?
12:19 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Would you doom mankind just for instant cum?
12:19 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: IDK, it's just funny to think about xD
12:19 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I heard it sounds like a whining octopus
12:19 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Believe me, it's not something you want to hear...
12:20 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: your mom made the same sound last night.....
scared the SHIT outta me.... all over her face
12:20 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Um....
12:20 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: (HOLY HELL I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!)
12:20 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What?
12:20 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: what I just said....
12:20 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That would explain that putrid smell...
12:20 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, no kidding....
12:21 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And why she is pregnant with a baby that looks disturbiongly like a ninja slowpoke...
12:22 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: HEY!
YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!
12:22 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: :O
12:22 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You know what?
12:22 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: When my mum is sleeping
12:22 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'm gonna grab a vacuum cleaner
12:22 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Sneak up to her
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And spread scrambled pokemon baby all over the walls
12:23 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: wait, WTF? that made NO sense....
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Vacuum cleaner goes into vagina
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Press button
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: ???
12:23 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: PROFIT!!
12:24 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: no, I got that part, I'm just saying, the baby is already born, sucking on her teet as we speak...
12:24 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUu-
12:24 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I must kill it
12:24 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: With sweet, sweet metal
12:25 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, it's a fucking NIJNA SLOWPOKE dude, try it, see how fast (or slow, I still can't tell) it kills you!
12:25 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll just freeze it in mid air with my barrel rolls of win
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And then finish it off with the Ninja Slowpoke's only weakness... a Rick Roll...
12:26 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: hah, it's on your head as we speak dude
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: O SHI...
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Get it off!
12:26 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: oops, too late
12:26 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: he ate your face
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz flails frantically.
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Got him!
12:26 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I encased him in pure winonium
12:27 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: nop,e thats your arm he just bit off
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He cannot escape
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: WHAT?!?!
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FUCK!
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: MY ROLEX WAS ON THAT ARM!!
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That little shit's gonna get it!!
12:27 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: and now you can't fap
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: No...
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: No... it's not fair....
12:27 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll... I'll just use the other arm...
12:27 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: so.... it's either Hari Kari or.... rape slave.
12:28 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, you can try fapping with the other hand... but can you do it without the fingers he bit off?
12:28 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Just watch me!
12:28 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz desperately tried to fap without fingers.
12:28 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: the most you can do is flog it.
12:28 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz fails.
12:29 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:29 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: This is all your fault Ninja Slowpoke!
12:29 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: remove the bottom ribs on both sides.
use your mouth
12:29 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That's it, he's getting Rick Roll'd!
12:29 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: he already ste your internet cord
12:29 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: ate*
12:30 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz plays Rick Astley's "Nevver Gonna ive You Up"
12:30 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: lol, you do realize his ninja mask is soundproof?
12:30 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz watches in maniacle awe as the Ninja Slowpoke bubles away.
12:30 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I took it off!
12:30 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He's dead!
12:30 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Now to get a new arm, Inspector Gedget style...
12:31 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: yeah, you took the mask of... but what about the other 900 layers of soundproofness?
12:31 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He's dead, I can see his ashes as we sp.... Oh God...
12:31 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He's getting up!
12:31 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: he pretended to be dead and he just slashed your nuttz off (pun intended)
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OH GOD!
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: NO!
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: PLEASE!
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT!!
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: MY NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTZ!!!!!!!
12:32 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz cries.
12:33 AM - D LOST THE GAME! laughs as Ninja Slowpoke foprce feed you your own nuttz
12:34 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: om *cry* nom nom *cry* om nom...
12:34 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: CRUNCHY? HUH BISH?!?
12:34 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I don't want them!
12:34 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz cries.
12:34 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: lol, need some help?
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: No, they're all gone anyway...
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh God, poor, poor balls
12:35 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: no, to finish the Nin ja Slowpoke off?
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You were so young!
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You didn't even get to have a foursome!!
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????????
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh yes, the Slowpoke
12:35 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Well, naturally I killed him ironically
12:35 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: if you want to counter Ninja Slowpoke, you need a song of epic win... and I know exactly which one...
12:36 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: By feeding im HIS balls
12:36 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: he has no balls.
12:36 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OH GAWD
12:36 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: he is castrated.
12:36 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: all ninja slopokes do it
12:36 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok, will this song do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKofewfeSoY
12:37 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: no, he hates his involvement in that show so it'll make him madder....
12:37 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok... um...
12:37 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz fumbles through his music collection.
12:38 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: you don't have it.
12:38 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Ma4BvMUwU
12:38 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That HAS to be epic enough!
12:39 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: lol, trust me, you DON'T know it.
12:39 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Tell me!
12:39 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: We're running out of time!!
12:39 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: well, you MIGHT know it, but NEVER woulda though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNLDns41jBQ&feature=related
12:39 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh yes, I know that
12:39 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That will definately do
12:40 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! MELT BITCH!!!
12:40 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: see? now he's dancing.
as long as thats playing he won't rip out your butthole and shove IT down your throat
12:40 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, thank God
12:40 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How can I ever repay you?
12:40 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: but as soon as it stops...
12:40 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Will ankles do?
12:40 AM - [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll just loop it
12:40 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: ANKLES!
12:40 AM - D LOST THE GAME!: <3

Nuttz

05-30-2009, 02:45 AM

That's not where it finished!! I win DTARD! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

DTard

05-30-2009, 02:53 AM

That's not where it finished!! I win DTARD! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
Nah, the rest wasn't that funny, kinda boring actually....

Zombie Hunter

06-03-2009, 05:08 PM

I did a steam thing to show i was playing L4D2 beta, alot of you fell of this XD

LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Theres a beta?
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: How do I get in?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: u need to have at least fired 1,000,000 rounds in L4D
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Ive done that :P
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Now gimmie a beta key
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: lol
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i only have 1
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: ah savin it for that special someone then
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: no, its mine XD
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: oh lol
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Where did you get it?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i got a message incomming from a vavle bot, that told me i would recieve one in a few mins
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: and sure enough it popped up in my steam games
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: lol
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: GAH
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: I want
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: if u have fired 1m rounds then u might get 1 soon
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Seriously? o.O
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: u might
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: im not sure if its a closed beta or open
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'( is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'( is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: the bot thing didnt really say anything other than "Restart your steam in 10mins and you will of recieved a beta key for our new upcoming sequel to L4D"
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i went onto the steam forums and a guy posted that u need to of fired 1m rounds, but its a random guy so its prob bull shit
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: hmm
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: ur day will come
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: :(
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: hopefully it isnt 19 nov 2009 tho XD
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Is it good?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: its ok, its a beta the graphics arnt what u would expect
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: havnt met any new specials
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: the new guns are pretty much the old ones just with new sounds and models
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: =/
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: That really sucks
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: there is a multiplayer option but its ghosted out atm
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Its just gonna kill the small community L4D has
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: theres prob a consloe command to be speacial infected and be a charger
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i have seen a wandering witch tho
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i was like "WTF DO U EXPECT ME TO DO? I CANT CROWN THAT SHIT"
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: lol
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: do they go crazy instantly or do they just wander around? :P
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: they wander and if u piss them off they stop
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i ran around her tho i didnt want to risk it XD
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: she follows a set path tho, so her movements become predictable after a while
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: mm
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: bah!
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: bah!!!
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: ?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: in a few days there will be a torrent or something
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'( is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i hope they open up this multiplayer tho, i really want to see the maps from an infected point of view
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: Im sure we all do
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: if u do the consloe command thing to turn single player into versus u can see an "infected score" so maybe they added a score for infected to teams that are getting raped but find 4 kits dont get the same as a team that just walks through it
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: prob not tho
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: the loading screen is different to
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: ill tell u more if i find anything of interest, im about to start another game
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: bye
LT [R.I.P Zoey] :'(: cya ;p

sorry LT, but it was funny XD

DethPenguin

06-03-2009, 05:10 PM

DethPenguin: Left 4 Dead 2 Beta huh?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: u betcha
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: ;)
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: im guessing u dont fall for it?
DethPenguin: Who are you?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: u know that girl from the wizard of oz?
DethPenguin: yur?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: nope, u can call me gabe.N
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: if u know what i mean
DethPenguin: Gaben?
DethPenguin: Hi gaben
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: im a CEO of a certian gaming company hint hint
DethPenguin: Microsoft?
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: v.good, ur a funny man
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: alot of people acctually think im playing the beta tho
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: its so funny
DethPenguin: lul
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: i tell them i got it of a world of warcraft website
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: and send them here <link removed>
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: dont click it btw
DethPenguin: k
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: unless ur into the homo thing
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: clicked it yet?
DethPenguin: no..
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: go on
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: loads of fun a waits u
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: got revenge on ur mailman yet?
DethPenguin: If I told you that
DethPenguin: I'm afraid I'd have to kill you
Zombie Hunter[AOTD] gulps
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: thats such a yes
Zombie Hunter[AOTD] is now Offline.
Zombie Hunter[AOTD] is now Online.

Zombie Hunter

06-03-2009, 05:12 PM

lol posted our convo, how nice i couldnt bull shit u DP :(
nearly got black tho

SlainPwner666

06-04-2009, 12:23 AM

one of them: lawl
DethPenguin: one of them: slain has a tiny cock
one of them: funny video
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HEY
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ASSHOLE
one of them: DethPenguin: I want Slain's tiny cock
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ...
DethPenguin: one of them: no, i want it
DethPenguin: one of them: all over me
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: What is this I don't even...
one of them: Deth is making up stuff about me
DethPenguin: My penish is so big
DethPenguin: It can go from a to z on the keyboard
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: -_-
DethPenguin: BUT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Last time I checked...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Youu jus phailed
DethPenguin: its not a QWERTY keyboard
President Barack Obama entered chat.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HURR DURR. You must have one of those keyboards where the A&Z are right next to one another
President Barack Obama: WUT
DethPenguin: its not QWERTY
DethPenguin: faggot
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I KNOW
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I SAID
President Barack Obama: WHAT DO YOU FAGS WUNT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AZXCVBN
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wat
DethPenguin: NOOO
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: YUS
DethPenguin: How's battle for the black house?
DethPenguin: Should be fitting with the new characters.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I swear, whoever manages to make the Louis from Left 4 Speed will be my enternal god.
DethPenguin: wat
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NO U

DethPenguin

06-04-2009, 12:24 AM

HEYCHECKITOUTMARK left chat.
one of them: damn you Deth
DethPenguin: wat
one of them: Now he went and posted the whole damn conversation
one of them: faggot
DethPenguin: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
President Barack Obama: I has stop teh work
President Barack Obama: on it
one of them: On wut?
President Barack Obama: I will fit better on l4d2
one of them: oh

one of them

06-04-2009, 12:25 AM

Fuck You.

Infest0125

06-04-2009, 10:53 PM

Infest0125: it seems
Infest0125: fucking
Infest0125: insane
=L4DA=Godshelp: FIRE BULLETS FTW
Infest0125: I love the incedianary ammo
=L4DA=Godshelp: LMAO
=L4DA=Godshelp: Love how we say something about it at once
=L4DA=Godshelp: XD
Infest0125: ik perfect timing
Infest0125: Great minds thing alike
=L4DA=Godshelp: Fire axe... hell ya
Infest0125: I wanna use the axe... Chainsaw looks awesome but not as classy....
=L4DA=Godshelp: yeah
Infest0125: WTF
=L4DA=Godshelp: LMAO
=L4DA=Godshelp: Are we .... brothers?!

That was just freaky....

Crysalis

06-10-2009, 06:11 PM

4:07 PM - Sparks: I was searching for L4D stuff
4:07 PM - Sparks: So I just went to l4d.com
4:07 PM - Sparks: and found the wallpaperz.
4:07 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp faints
4:08 PM - Sparks glances at
4:08 PM - Sparks: You okay?
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: I don't know
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: I have been...
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: EPICIZATAION
4:08 PM - Sparks: Epiced
4:08 PM - Sparks: Lol
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: New process
4:08 PM - Sparks: Epiced..
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: Epicization
4:08 PM - Sparks: :O
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: The process of being epiced
4:08 PM - Sparks: That's better than being epiced
4:08 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: Process of being turned in to too much epicness
4:08 PM - Sparks: That's like seeing Jesus
4:09 PM - =L4DA=Godshelp: XD

one of them

06-10-2009, 07:33 PM

Infest0125: I'm gay
one of them: ?
Infest0125 is now Offline.

DethPenguin

06-10-2009, 07:35 PM

DethPenguin: FFFFFUUUU
EFG (1): we just hijacked an adult discussion forum and made it the bastard child of /b/
EFG (1): -linkylinky-
EFG (1): join the lulz
DethPenguin: hang on
EFG is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
EFG is now Online.
EFG is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
EFG is now Online.

YuriTMND

06-10-2009, 07:36 PM

dethpenguin: My penish is so big
dethpenguin: It can go from a to z on the keyboard

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

DethPenguin

06-10-2009, 07:39 PM

Its a dvorak keyboard

YuriTMND

06-10-2009, 07:44 PM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Hurka-Durka/AZ.jpg

DethPenguin

06-10-2009, 07:45 PM

http://www.flashcardcommunity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dvorak.jpg

one of them

06-10-2009, 07:46 PM

DethPenguin: I'm gay
one of them: ?
DethPenguin is now Offline.

YuriTMND

06-10-2009, 07:50 PM

http://www.flashcardcommunity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dvorak.jpg

Who're you kidding? Nobody uses Dvorak keyboards.

DethPenguin

06-10-2009, 07:51 PM

one of them: I'm gay
one of them: ?
one of them is now offline

one of them

06-10-2009, 08:09 PM

Steve Cloud: At 12am PDT
one of them: what?
Steve Cloud: I will detonate the bomb that I planted deep in the L4D411 Forums.
Steve Cloud: I tell you this because I want you to get out before the blast. The others will be caught unaware.
one of them: THAT'S HORRIBLE! I MUST TELL THEM!
Steve Cloud: Don't... it's all part of...
Steve Cloud: The plan...
one of them: You're a monster!
Steve Cloud: Your resistance is futile, all the mods are in on this.
one of them: Regardless, I won't let the innocents of 411 die!
Steve Cloud: It's already too late.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

I HAD TO COME HERE AND WARN YOU GUYS!
GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO L--

http://www.westernresistance.com/blog/archives/images/Munir.jpg

Steve Cloud

06-10-2009, 09:43 PM

Couldn't let you sabotage my plans, On3.

Not at this stage, I'm afraid.

DethPenguin

06-10-2009, 09:44 PM

Cool gore Steve.

Boojangels

06-10-2009, 11:57 PM

Cool gore Steve.

Yea, holy shit...

Easton Dark

06-11-2009, 01:11 AM

There isn't anything a gun can't handle, even symmetrical heads.

That guy must've said something horrible to that...... 44 magnum?

DethPenguin

06-11-2009, 01:11 AM

DethPenguin: What about you Barry?
EFG (1): I dont know
EFG (1): What about YOU Barry?
DethPenguin: JUST A MOMENT
DethPenguin: I've found something
DethPenguin: It's a weapon!
EFG (1): Oh gee what does it do?
DethPenguin: It's REALLY powerful.
DethPenguin: Especially against living things.
DethPenguin: Better take it with you.
EFG (1): how does it work Barry??!!
DethPenguin: I FORGET
DethPenguin: GTFO
DethPenguin: SLUT
EFG (1): .......
EFG (1): :|
EFG (1): :(
EFG (1): :c
EFG (1): :'C
EFG (1): :'c
EFG (1): :'c
EFG (1): :c
EFG (1): :|
EFG (1): :\
EFG (1): >:\
EFG (1): >:C
EFG (1): >:@
DethPenguin: The evolution of female emotion?
EFG (1): Holy shit
EFG (1): I didnt look at it that way
EFG (1): Until you said something
EFG (1): Well played Deth

Nafolah159

06-12-2009, 12:10 PM

EFG (1): :|
EFG (1): :(
EFG (1): :c
EFG (1): :'C
EFG (1): :'c
EFG (1): :'c
EFG (1): :c
EFG (1): :|
EFG (1): :\
EFG (1): >:\
EFG (1): >:C
EFG (1): >:@
DethPenguin: The evolution of female emotion?
EFG (1): Holy shit
EFG (1): I didnt look at it that way
EFG (1): Until you said something
EFG (1): Well played Deth
I lol'ed
Guys are your Steam names the same as on here?

Easton Dark

06-18-2009, 04:47 AM

ED = me :D
BH = Blackula Hunter
-----------------------------
BH - Hey man, you know what time it is?
ED - Waa?
BH - Time to hunt some blackula's
ED - Oh, so hows that working out?
BH - shhhhh, I'm looking -.-
BH - ...................
BH - Nope, no blackula's, although I'm not going to rule out caucasian blackula's
ED - Caucasian blackula's?
BH - The most dangerous mutha fuckas your glad you never met

SlainPwner666

06-18-2009, 02:48 PM

O_o

Epic win right thar easton.

DethPenguin

06-18-2009, 07:24 PM

DethPenguin: Can dogs eat red peppers?
Boojangels: Dogs can eat anything except bags, especially when combined with a river
DethPenguin: Ok.
Boojangels: O LOL DON'T GIVE HIM THAT PEPPER
DethPenguin: too late
DethPenguin: why does everyone assume my dog is a he?
Boojangels: You should say something
Boojangels: FF XXVIIIXIVIVIXIVIXIII is better
DethPenguin: that one sucks
DethPenguin: its characters are so unmemorable
Boojangels: Oh, and your game's plot is so interesting...
DethPenguin: shut up
Boojangels: NO U
DethPenguin: I find destroying ultimate evil with a pack of preteen models quite original
DethPenguin: owait thats the plot to every game
Boojangels: I know, right?
Boojangels: And to collect magical rocks
DethPenguin: a)(swswdsxscdcx
Boojangels: FUCK THE GOD DAMN ROCKS
DethPenguin: my dog does not agree.
Boojangels: Oh yea, prepare for mega poops and throw up
DethPenguin: D:
DethPenguin: Unlikely.
DethPenguin: I am a dog expert you see.
DethPenguin: And you failed the test.
DethPenguin: I'll have a team pick up any pets you own in 0900
Boojangels: Ha, I already have them in bags in the river
DethPenguin: Then we will take your orange juice
Boojangels: They were just too cute
Boojangels: FFFFUUUU-
Boojangels: It's part of a delicious balanced breakfast!
DethPenguin: Well
DethPenguin: I hope you're not forgetting milk
DethPenguin: and a grapefruit
DethPenguin: and a bowl of frosted flakes
DethPenguin: and two pancakes
DethPenguin: and a piece of toast
DethPenguin: and bacon
Boojangels: Or Steak-Umms
Boojangels: Mmmm
DethPenguin: wat the hell are steak umms
Boojangels: WHAT?
Boojangels: GO TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD BARTER LOCATION AND BUY A PACK
DethPenguin: We dont get steak umms in Canada
Boojangels: Ebay
DethPenguin: Good idea
DethPenguin: Your search returned 0 items.
Boojangels: Walk across the border and go buy some, then walk back
DethPenguin: I can't
DethPenguin: We're on a Nation Waffle Alert
Boojangels: O shi-
Boojangels: Sounds serious
DethPenguin: It is.
DethPenguin: Someone stole the Prime Minister's waffles
DethPenguin: and shipped them to who knows where
DethPenguin: And until we find them
DethPenguin: No one gets in
DethPenguin: No one gets out
Boojangels: What a dasterdly deed...
DethPenguin: Just kidding
DethPenguin: I don't live in Canada.
Boojangels: O LOL
DethPenguin: Thanks for the steam chat.
DethPenguin: I'll go post it now.
Boojangels: TROLLIN FOR STEAM CHATS
Boojangels: AGAIN

Waterboy2go

06-18-2009, 11:48 PM

[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Oh look Steve, fresh brains
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Lets lap em up while they're still warm
Steve Cloud (capped): Ugh
Steve Cloud (capped): Why can't we ever get good food
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Because subway downsized the $5 footlong list
Steve Cloud (capped): Assholes.
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: yup, so we have to eat on a budget now
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: ramen noodles after you finish up the brains]
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: God help you if you waste any food
Steve Cloud (capped): I waste food!?
Steve Cloud (capped): You're the one who got the munchies and raided the fridge last week
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: yea, half of it misses your mouth
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: you fuckin cyclops
Steve Cloud (capped): Fuck you
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: You couldnt if you tried, no depth perception
Steve Cloud (capped): Fuck y--
Steve Cloud (capped): ...
Steve Cloud (capped): Don't raid the fridge again!
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: fine, mein fuhrer

REDSHARK

06-19-2009, 06:44 AM

Nuttz: HAI GUYS
REDSHARK: HI EVERYBODY
Waterboy2go: XD
SlainPwner666: :3
Easton Dark: LOLOLOLOLLOLLOL
DethPenguin: UR ALL GHEY
Boojangels: SHOOP DA WHOOP
REDSHARK: LET'S ALL HAVE BUTTSEX!
Easton Dark: COUNT ME IN!!!!11!!1
SlainPwner666: ME 2 LOLOLOL
Waterboy2go: TIEM FOR ANAL
Nuttz: I LOLED IN MA PANTS
DethPenguin: NO U!
Boojangels: NOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUU!
REDSHARK: IM A BIG GAY ROFLCOPTER

O_o

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 06:46 AM

REDSHARK

06-19-2009, 06:46 AM

I'm fighting with black for ur love

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 07:00 AM

I'm fighting with black for ur love

I'll add that to one of the vidyas

DethPenguin: I feel liek makin more vidyas.
President Barack Obama: make dem about me
DethPenguin: A vidya dedicated to a furfag?
President Barack Obama: wait
President Barack Obama: maek dem about frog
President Barack Obama: and steve
President Barack Obama: having an affair

Nuttz

06-19-2009, 08:04 AM

Easton Dark

06-19-2009, 08:43 AM

When the hell was that?

All I care about is he lied about having buttseks with me :)

I'm popular :D (that chat doesn't exist, dont lose sleep)

SlainPwner666

06-19-2009, 10:39 AM

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 10:44 AM

http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj339/DethPenguin/wat.jpg

SlainPwner666

06-19-2009, 11:13 AM

Hurrah for photoshop!

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 07:42 PM

Yeah, its a nifty program. Good thing I didn't have to use it.

one of them

06-19-2009, 08:35 PM

DethPenguin: I just got done watching Brokeback Mountain.
DethPenguin: AWESOME
DethPenguin: MOVIE
one of them: fag
DethPenguin: No, it's a tale of great suffering between two people who want nothing more but to be accepted by the gay-hating society they live in. You can't deny the true beauty of love, gay or not.
one of them: ...
Status is now Offline. Click Here to rejoin chat.

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 08:37 PM

Note to self: Watch out for 0n3 when he's on vacation.

YuriTMND

06-19-2009, 08:47 PM

Pfft, all of these chats are nothing compared to the quote in my Sig. Nothing tops that.

one of them

06-19-2009, 09:03 PM

Pfft, all of these chats are nothing compared to the quote in my Sig. Nothing tops that.
That quote would be funny if DethPenguin didn't do that on purpose. But that was all planned, so it isn't THAT funny.

YuriTMND

06-19-2009, 09:06 PM

That quote would be funny if DethPenguin didn't do that on purpose. But that was all planned, so it isn't THAT funny.

Still funnier than just randomly regurgitating memes.

Dead Fish

06-19-2009, 09:08 PM

Still funnier than just randomly regurgitating memes.

Actually, that quote has been on bash.org for a long, long time...

http://www.bash.org/?670375

YuriTMND

06-19-2009, 09:44 PM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Hurka-Durka/Ballbust.png

Steve Cloud

06-19-2009, 09:57 PM

How about more chats and less arguing.

ThoughtThinking

06-19-2009, 11:29 PM

How about more chats and less arguing.

I dont see you contributing!

ThoughtThinking:I came for teh lulz!
DethPenguin:I love you!
ThoughtThinking:Commencing butsex!
DethPenguin:Please dont post this on the 411!
ThoughtThinking:LOLWUT?
DethPenguin has left chat

DethPenguin

06-19-2009, 11:34 PM

What the fuck. Stop posting fake chats with me participating in said chat.

Wooz looks at clipboard.
Wooz: Barrel roll.
Boojangels: I acctualy have nothing
Boojangels: Wooz is typing a message.
Wooz looks at response flowchart.
Wooz: I came.
Boojangels: I know what you are here for
Wooz: Why is everyone posting fake steem chats?
Wooz: with me
Boojangels: Trollin' for steam chats
Wooz: in thim?
Wooz: them*
Wooz: That's right.
Boojangels: Well it won't work this time
Wooz: Too late
Boojangels: Where's the funny part?
Wooz: Barrel roll.
Boojangels: That wasn't funny
Boojangels: Not funny at all
Wooz: Really?
Boojangels: What are you trying to pull
Boojangels: I HATE YOU
Wooz looks at response flowchart.
Wooz: Eat scissors.
Boojangels: I have safty scissors
Wooz looks at response flowchart.
Wooz: You made a spelling error.
Boojangels: If we are going into that...
Wooz looks at clipboard.
Wooz: Long cat is long.
Boojangels: This steam chat ends right....
Boojangels: NAOW
Wooz: Really?
Boojangels is now Offline.

BallsMalloney

06-19-2009, 11:44 PM

Doombeacon[501st app] : join me in l4d
BallsMalloney[Ragers:356] : Hang on! I am jerking it
10 minutes later
Doombeacon[501st app] : Ya done yet?
BallsMalloney[Ragers:356] : Yeah, It's all over my face and my keyboard and my screen.
Doombeacon[501st app] : Thats nasty..y u tell me this?
BallsMalloney[Ragers:356] : Because I know you'd believe it.
BallsMalloney[Ragers:356] has gone offline.

Waterboy2go

06-20-2009, 02:27 AM

Steve Cloud: 99%
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnMfThWtwzk&feature=channel
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: 99% that
Steve Cloud: I was gonna ask
Steve Cloud: "What do I do with it once I--
Steve Cloud: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Steve Cloud: WHAT THE FUCK
Steve Cloud: WHAT
Steve Cloud: THE FUC
Steve Cloud: JESUS CHRIST
Steve Cloud: GET IT
Steve Cloud: THE HUMAN FACE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Progeria is srs shit
Steve Cloud: OH FUC
Steve Cloud: WAS THAT FUCKING PROFILE VIEW
Steve Cloud: JESUS CHRIST
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: so, back on topic now
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: prototype is at 99%?
Steve Cloud: DUDE
Steve Cloud: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT PROTOTYPE
Steve Cloud: WHEN I JUST SAW THE EFFECT OF SATAN'S HAMMER?

REDSHARK

06-20-2009, 04:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnMfThWtwzk&feature=channel

Holy shit dude

O_O

Waterboy2go

06-20-2009, 04:51 AM

Around here we call him MC P (Progeria)

More reactions coming in!

President Barack Obama: oh hey just clickin this youtube link you sent ste-OH DEAR GOD
President Barack Obama: MOTHER OF GOD
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: lolololololol
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4Fzu2f9fY&feature=channel_page
President Barack Obama: KILL IT
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: i like that one better
President Barack Obama: FUCKING KILL IT
President Barack Obama: MY EYES
President Barack Obama: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
President Barack Obama: IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN
President Barack Obama: BUT I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO IT
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Progeria - Natures cruelest joke
President Barack Obama: OH DEAR GOD
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: lets just say your born at age 40
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: but yea, my second vid is way better
President Barack Obama: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
President Barack Obama: WHAT WAS THAT
President Barack Obama: OH DEAR GOD
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: the true screamer
President Barack Obama: MAKE IT STOP
President Barack Obama: CAN'T
President Barack Obama: STOP
President Barack Obama: WATCHING
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: in all seriousness, first time i saw this vid i got the hershy squirts
President Barack Obama: FUCKIN SCARY

Thank you Mr. President, you can now remove the ban on stem cell research to cure this.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2743/shirttemp.jpg
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: We aren't going to pay so you can get an x-box, Justin.
President Barack Obama: holy shit that shirt
President Barack Obama: scares me
President Barack Obama: THE EYES
President Barack Obama: I
President Barack Obama: I
President Barack Obama: CAN'T LOOK AWAY
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: PERFECT GIFT FOR MY MOTHER IN LAW
President Barack Obama: OH GOD
President Barack Obama: HE IS TELLING ME THINGS
President Barack Obama: HORRIBLE THINGS
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: (9/11 was an inside job)
President Barack Obama: NO
President Barack Obama: HE IS TELLING ME
President Barack Obama: TO
President Barack Obama: TO
President Barack Obama is now Offline.

DethPenguin

06-20-2009, 05:55 AM

Ya'll haterz. His street name be Tsim-fuckus

Wooz: I've become
Wooz: A pro cockroach hunter
Wooz: So there was this cockroach under my desk, hiding.
Wooz: I scare it out by banging the floor with my shoe
Wooz: It sticks to the wall, and with the large shoe, it wouldn't be an easy hit.
Wooz: So, I see it scampering off, escaping into the hallway through a door hinge.
Wooz: And right when he's in plain sight...
Wooz: WHACK
Wooz: and then another for good measure.
Wooz: Then I feasted on his entrails.
Wooz: And spread his blood on my banner
Wooz: And then did the dance of my people.
Wooz: Are you even there?
Wooz: It's not easy retelling key moments of my life you know
Wooz: Several unwanted emotions become stirred and restless
Wooz: Sometimes the past is best buried
Wooz: The scars have not yet healed
Wooz: And the roaches have not forgotten.
Wooz: SHIT
Wooz: They're coming through the door!
Wooz: Send this to everyone on your friends list!
Wooz: Or you will be chosen to be next!
Wooz: And a 9 year old ghost girl will hide in your closet and murder you when you go to sleep.
Wooz: Fine.
Wooz: Fuck you
Wooz: I never liked you anyway.
Wooz: You are dumb.

Obama Yo Momma

06-25-2009, 03:46 PM

[S]team Admin ID 43581: is this obama
[S]team Admin ID 43581: from usa
President Barack Obama: Yes
[S]team Admin ID 43581: omg
[S]team Admin ID 43581: man
President Barack Obama: I am going to ask you to change your name
[S]team Admin ID 43581: no problem
[S]team Admin ID 43581: this my brotehrs account
[S]team Admin ID 43581: he was a steam admin
President Barack Obama: no he wasn't
[S]team Admin ID 43581: umm sir yes he was he past away 8 months ago
[S]team Admin ID 43581 has changed their name to Luke.
President Barack Obama: seems like the account was used for phishing other accounts
Luke: no sir
Luke: i got to say when you where geting elicked
Luke: i was so happy
President Barack Obama: Steam admins do not use names like that
President Barack Obama: they use their given names
President Barack Obama: what was your brothers name?
Luke: dan
President Barack Obama: dan what?
Luke: dan niedoba
Luke: but he changed it
Luke: down the line
Luke: sir
President Barack Obama: before or after he worked for valve?
Luke: before
Luke: and i didt know his changed name
President Barack Obama: so his name when he worked for valve would've been?
Luke: i wouldt not know
Luke: sir i was only around 5
Luke: and he stoped when i was 6

I then told him I would have to report him to valve he wouldn't stop acting like a steam admin. He then thought I was an admin and said this:

Luke: yeah but i really wont to do some thing with steam seens i strated playing but iv even contacted steam saying my age how much iv seen and ever thing and they would let me in can u plz help me i know you got alot to do but your like one flick and bang its done
President Barack Obama: Valve only hires 18 and up
Luke: plz sir

/facepalm

BallsMalloney

06-25-2009, 04:09 PM

What a Fail! I lol'd though.

SlainPwner666

06-27-2009, 06:47 PM

I LOVE this woman. She has no shame.

Kr1z: whos this sarah :)
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: I am.
Kr1z: OH shi-?
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: I'm Mark's wife.
Kr1z: I am sensing a lie?
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: Nope.
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: We share the account.
Kr1z: PROVE IT
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: How?
Kr1z: Nudes with my name of your body
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: ......
Kr1z: non nude?
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: Is there a ladylike way to De-Man you?
Kr1z: I don't think there is
HEYCHECKITOUTSARAH: Then you're lucky.

binge

06-27-2009, 08:05 PM

Thank god, no converstations between me and dethpenguin yet

Meh

3:08 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: lube up
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: why
3:09 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: take a few cocks up there
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: WHY WOULD I TAKE COCKS IF I WANT TO TAKE A CRAP
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: that's not even
3:09 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: to widen it up
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: that'll make it bleed
3:09 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: so it's easier for the poopz
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: how do you know
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: I WANT TO KNOW
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: HOW DO YOU KNOW
3:09 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: EXPLAIN
3:09 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: Because one day
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: I was takin' a poop
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: and I was like
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: GAD DAYUM
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: so I called my buddy over
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: lubed up
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: took a cock up my butt
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: and now you know what
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: I'm never like
3:10 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: you're pregnant
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: GAD DAYUM
3:10 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: If I was
3:11 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: that baby would have no problem getting out
3:11 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: because of the lubed cock method
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: god fuck
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: I JUST WANTED SOME RANDOM ASS CONVO FOR ON A FORUM
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: BUT THIS IS JUST
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: </3
3:11 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: Listen man
3:11 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: you play with fire
3:11 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: you're gonna get cocks
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: so
3:11 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: people that smoke
3:12 - binge plays L4D OHGOD: get ALOT OF FUCKING cocks ? :3
3:12 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: No
3:12 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: they smell bad
3:12 - |₮-м| Handjob Hero: that sucks

Handjob Hero is not Dethpenguin FYI, he's my secret lover

Apex_

06-27-2009, 08:14 PM

Since this chat log (http://www.apex-games.net/node/63) was extremely long and posted on my forums, I'll link it instead.

He's not joking with the thread title either. He really does do this kind of thing daily. You should see our TF2 sourcetv demos.

Jesus123

06-27-2009, 10:40 PM

zombicidalmaniac

06-27-2009, 11:32 PM

Crysalis

07-04-2009, 09:08 PM

7:05 PM - [AF-R] Sparks: I can't wait for fireworks >3
7:05 PM - [AF-R] Sparks: You set 'em on fire, they explode.
7:05 PM - [AF-R] Sparks: What's not to like?

BallsMalloney

07-05-2009, 02:32 PM

3:24 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Well
3:24 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: We could just do a normal versus on like
3:24 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Death Aboard or something
3:24 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I've been wanting to play that
3:24 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: "MOAR CUSTOM CONTENT WITH SLAIN AND BAWLZ?"
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: MEBBEH
3:25 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Excellent.
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Have background music but not over the loudneszzz
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: HOW WAS I IN THE VIDEO!?
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: ROFL
3:25 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Because.
3:25 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I had to lengthen it out.
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I just seen the content and it said Bawls
3:25 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: And I was LIEK WAAAAAAAT
3:25 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: If you look, you're in several scenes.
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I don't remember playing it at all though
3:26 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I know.
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: OH I DSEE ME
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: ROFL
3:26 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I had to lengthen it out, so I pulled some versus footage.
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I seen me
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: rofl
3:26 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I shot the hunter mid air on the DT.
3:26 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: DOUBTFUL
3:27 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: No I was saying what I seen me do.
3:27 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Zoey n Me did.
3:27 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: My brain hurts.
3:27 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: EXPLAIN
3:27 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: So do you want to do it?
3:27 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Sure
3:27 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: FUCK YUES
3:27 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Just shoot me a DL link to Death Abroad.
3:28 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/79317
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: ROFL
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I just had this weird idea
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: My friends and I was playing GMod and he played this crazy hardcore techno on this Zombie server
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: and we barricaded in this room and jumped around with strobe lights and shit
3:29 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DL BUTTON
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: I was rofl.
3:29 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wat
3:29 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: FUCK@!?
3:29 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I'M ON THE MIRROR PAGE
3:30 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NOW WHAT
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Scroll to the side
3:30 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wha???
3:30 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I mean,
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Scroll to the side.
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: ROFL
3:30 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I CLICK ON A MIRROR
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: SCROLL TO THE SIDE
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: SCROLL TO THE SIDE
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: SCROLL TO THE SIDE
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: SIDE SCROLL
3:30 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WHAT THE FUCL
3:30 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: You know how to scroll down on a page?
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Yes
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Click the bar on the bottom and scroll to the right
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I KNEW THAT
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: Half way in you will see DOWNLOAD
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I WAS JUST TESTING YOU
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AND YOU PASSED
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: GUESS WHAT
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WAT
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: THIS CHAT IS GOING ONTO THE 411
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NONONONONO
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: YES YES
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I'M TOO SEXY
3:31 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: NO ME
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: :D
3:31 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WAT
3:32 PM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:442]: HAH
TOLD YOU SO BOI

SlainPwner666

07-05-2009, 02:34 PM

*Cry*

Mini Moose

07-05-2009, 02:35 PM

Sounds like Slain took a bit of shrapnel to the head.

Jesus123

07-05-2009, 05:00 PM

Sounds like Slain took a bit of shrapnel to the head.

Seriously, you seem to becoming the new Funkybiscuits with the annoying avatar included. Hope im wrong.....

Raydude4115

07-05-2009, 05:47 PM

i think i was there when that chat went on cause i was in his versus game lobby but he never said hai D:

yourbadmega

07-05-2009, 05:53 PM

*cry*

l ol

Raydude4115

07-05-2009, 06:05 PM

kevin_4115:hey
Synk:hey
kevin_4115:look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suo5P05KYOc
Synk:uhhh im not talking to u anymore
kevin_4115:why not D:
Synk:because i dont wanna get my nuts kicked off my anatomy

mshield

07-05-2009, 06:37 PM

It ain't Steam, but itz CHATS!!!!!!!!

Names have been changed to protect the retarded.

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss215/Paradox_Tangent/Pwned.jpg?t=1246836969

Nuttz

07-06-2009, 01:09 AM

Peanuttz: TITTY LICKING LEMMINGS
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wha?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz has changed their name to [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz.
Peanuttz has changed their name to [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You heard me...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I HERD NOTHIN
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz rages.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: *Emocut*
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Good lawd
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hey, guess what?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Francis hates everything except vests.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Nope
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I killed Billy Mays
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: O_O
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And guess who's next?
EYCHECKITOUTMARK: NONONONONONONO
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: RAPTOR JESUS
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: THEN!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Whew
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'm gonna kill Vince
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NONONO
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Then, I'm gonna kill Morgan Freeman
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Who?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: UR FAEC
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wat
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, I also killed Jeff Goldbloom, but I'm so awesome that I covered it up and everyone thinks he's alive
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: .....
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Then Chewbacca is gun get it
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Don't forget Harrison Ford
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And then I'm gonna kill Tom Cruise, you know, just to even out the evilness.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: At the end I'l be neutral
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: OOOOHHHHH SSSSHHHIIIITTTTTTT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: THe church guy has a 0.01 chance of turning into a tank.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'm gonna kill him too
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HE HAS A BELL
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OHSHI...
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: HAUL ASS!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: GOGOGOGO
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Wait, there's someone crying... I wonder who it i... OH GOD BLAJWDFUHBEFUBDFOUIBHAIFULFASFGHFW
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WOAH WOAH WOAH
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: THE SAME GUY VOICED THE SCOUT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AS THE CHURCH GUY
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: GOOD LAWD
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: WE MUST INFORM THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: *Begins violently humping desk to summon Justice Leauge*
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AmIdoinitrite?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: No, that's not how you do it
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: urdoinitrong
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: This is how
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz begins to violently rape several kittens.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Oooooohhhhhhh
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, here they are
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: They wanna know what you're wearing
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Nothing.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh God, you just made Batman jizz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: It's everywhere
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh God now Superman's doing it
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He broke my fucking TV\
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: MAKE IT STOP!!!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: DO SOMETHING SLAIN!!!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HEY SUPER MAN
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ROCK HIS WORLD YO
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FUCK NO!!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz begins to drown in Superman's jizz of steel.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz splutters.
CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, it's over.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He saw a picture of Renee Zelweger and it stopped.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Anyway, Jesus want to talk to you.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll put him on
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: hai lulz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: this si jss
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: U R jeezuz lulz?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: i r jsus lulz
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Ohai.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: kk
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Cleen my sul plz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: okz lul\
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz clns slan's sul lulz.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: wat
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: okz wat u wana tel me lulz?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: i killd a baby lulz.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: maek me pur
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat lulz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: okz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: nuts sed u wntd to sey smthng bout da chrch guy lulz
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: He B teh Scout lulz.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OMGZ
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: eye no rite>
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: dis is krazy!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NOSHIYET
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I gun tel Budda lulz
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: i put him on nao
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: okaybai
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hey, this is Fucking Buddha dickhead
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What the fuck you want?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Go suck a cock, and the church guy is the scout.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That's fucking awesome cunt
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Yeah bitch.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That's some crazy mother fucking shit
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Tell satan for me.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: STFU asshole
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll go fucking Busshist on you
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, I'll put Satan on
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hello my child
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What is it you wish to communicate about?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: >;;;>''<<[]]>,;['.;[l1
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Slow down child, I cannot understand you
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Please, speak in English
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ------>
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Use English letters
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: TEH SCOUT IZ TEH CHURCH GUI LULZ
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I find your lack of proper grammar quite disturbing
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And that information is quite pleasing to me
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I find your lack of a penis quite assuring.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ANd I am glad.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Thankyou friend
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That is quite vulgar
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I see.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Apologise at once young man
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Go burn in hell.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Ohwait
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Yes, I already do that
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok, I no longer wish to exchange words with you, who would you like to speak with next?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I would like to speak to micheal jackson.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Since he is in your custody.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok, here he is
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, hello (SHAMONE HEEEEEEEY!!!)
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I'm glad you're dead, and I'm gonna piss on your coffin. Please put nuttz on.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Kthxbai
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh yeah, piss harder (AHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIII)
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I like it like that
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz starts to moonwalk
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I AINT ASKIN YOU FOR DANCE MOVES WIGGA.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: PUT NUTTZ ON
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, here he is (WOAH!)
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hey
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How were they?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: You have some fucked up friends
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Offline.

Jesus123

07-06-2009, 05:13 AM

Do not include my name within your steam chats Nuttz lol.

Tyr

07-06-2009, 05:25 AM

Most of these aren't funny and give me a headache.

Jesus123

07-06-2009, 05:34 AM

Most of these aren't funny and give me a headache.

True, it seems the community is slowly returning back into its degrading state it was back in March and April.

BallsMalloney

07-06-2009, 01:50 PM

Most of these aren't funny and give me a headache.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZRQ5RIxfRU
Now..Post content ya'll.

Raydude4115

07-06-2009, 03:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZRQ5RIxfRU
Now..Post content ya'll.

uhhh that wasnt very funny :/

BallsMalloney

07-06-2009, 04:19 PM

Wasn't sposed to be.

SlainPwner666

07-09-2009, 12:41 AM

Balls Malloney: Yeah my itunes is weird.
Balls Malloney: Goes from some crazy Guitar solo face ripper shit
Balls Malloney: to like
Balls Malloney: Electronic Techno
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: O_o
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I hate Itunes, because it's just moronic.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: As I Lay Dying is NOT blues. I DID buy that song.
Balls Malloney: I need it for fucking my itouch
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wat
Balls Malloney: My itouch I need Itunes for it
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Balls Malloney: for fucking my itouch
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Was the wat.
Balls Malloney: Yeah
Balls Malloney: ROFL
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: THERE ISNT EVEN A HOLE
Balls Malloney: Put this up in 411 I DARE YOUl.
Balls Malloney: I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: MOAR FORCED LULZ?
Balls Malloney: Yuhuh

BallsMalloney

07-09-2009, 12:47 AM

Fuck you did it.

Nuttz

07-14-2009, 03:21 AM

Funneh unmotivated trolling is funneh and unmotivated.

[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: COOL STORY BRO (referring to his name)
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: whos this?
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: and what cool story
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Um....
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: UR FAEC
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: TEEHEE
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz runs away.
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: and ur not my bro
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: obv ur some dickhead
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: can u read?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: NO U
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: ?
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: wow ur dumb
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: good bye
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: HOW YOU SHOT WEB?
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D: so funny aye
Havikk Got chased by coppers :D is now Offline.

DTard

07-14-2009, 02:15 PM

Steve Cloud told me to put this here since it's funny chat.... not steam, but chat nonetheless.

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12783

Milenkov

07-14-2009, 02:29 PM

Can anyone help me set up steam on my mac? I'm trying to find an emulator for it, to no avail.

Deadly

07-14-2009, 02:39 PM

Funniest steam chat?

Frogopus is now online

DTard

07-14-2009, 03:02 PM

Can anyone help me set up steam on my mac? I'm trying to find an emulator for it, to no avail.
Try asking DWR (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/member.php?u=1608), he has it I believe... I know he has a MAC, but IDK if his Steam is on it.

Funniest steam chat?

Frogopus is now online
Touche...

BallsMalloney

07-17-2009, 04:04 PM

EYCHECKITOUTMARK: Time for epicness.
4:40 PM - Balls Malloney: lolwut
4:40 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Just got a TOP OF THE LINE video card, curtosey of Nvidia, and now I can record that epic footage.
4:41 PM - Balls Malloney: COOL.
4:41 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: YUS
4:41 PM - Balls Malloney: What is it? Gtx965?
4:41 PM - Balls Malloney: 995*
4:41 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Geforce 9800 Overclocked edition.
4:42 PM - Balls Malloney: Nice.
4:42 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I just played some killing floor, on MAX graphics, with fraps running, still 60 FPS.
4:42 PM - Balls Malloney: I am running GTX995.
4:42 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: How is it?
4:42 PM - Balls Malloney: BAD ASS.
4:43 PM - Balls Malloney: I run fucking ARMA2 with like 75 FPS CONSTANT. No matter how many explosions
4:43 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Woah man woah.
4:43 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: That's some wild ass stuff.
4:45 PM - Balls Malloney: SO
4:45 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: SO
4:45 PM - Balls Malloney: FAILARCHIVE4 NAO?
4:45 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HANG ON, TALKIN TO MAH HOE.
4:45 PM - Balls Malloney: AHKAY
4:52 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Jeez she is rather chatty.
4:53 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: She wants mah cock. No surprise.
4:53 PM - Balls Malloney: Lawl
4:53 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Of course, she's being all hard to get, saying how she's gonna file for a restraining order and all that, but I know she's just jokin.
4:54 PM - Balls Malloney: LAWLROFL
4:57 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Well, she just told me to go die in a pit and hung up, and she ain't answering. Must be fappin to my pictures.
4:57 PM - Balls Malloney: xD
4:57 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So, therefore, GOGOGOGO
4:59 PM - Balls Malloney: WAIT A SECOND.
4:59 PM - Balls Malloney: SHES FAPPING?!
4:59 PM - Balls Malloney: OH SHIT
4:59 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Mm hmm.
4:59 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I know how to pick 'um.
4:59 PM - Balls Malloney: WOMEN CANT FAP..SHE HAS A PENIS!?
4:59 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Depends on how you look at it.
5:00 PM - Balls Malloney: Lol, SHE HAS PEN0R
5:00 PM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I suppose.

darkmessiah

07-17-2009, 11:51 PM

Arma 2 doesn't accept SLI yet, and I have a GTX 275, half of a 295, so i have the same performance as you and I only get 30 fps.

Liar

BallsMalloney

07-18-2009, 12:05 AM

Aint lying. BWAHAHA

darkmessiah

07-18-2009, 12:40 AM

Aint lying. BWAHAHA

Gimme CPU!

BallsMalloney

07-21-2009, 09:43 PM

HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: YOUTUBE IS DEAD
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: FUCK
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: I KNOW
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: I AM GETTING PISSED
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ANYWAY
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ME N BALLS PLAYED DEATH ABROAD
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AND WE LOST
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: KINDA
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: SORTA
DethPenguin: lets go
one of them left chat.
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: NO
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: WE WON
DethPenguin: fuck you guys
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: HARDLYT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: LETS DO THIS
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: My penis says no.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: FUCK YOUR PNIS
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: DO IT
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: YOU WANT TO FUCK MY PENIS!?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: YES
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I MEAN NO
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: ROFL
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: TOO LATE
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IMMA KICK YOU IN THE BALLS.
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: GO AHEAD
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NONAD
BallsMalloney[Ragers:544]: YOUR FOOT WOULD BE ABSORBED INTO OBLIVION
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: *FALCON OWNAGE*

Raydude4115

07-21-2009, 10:43 PM

Lawl that was random

Waterboy2go

07-22-2009, 05:08 PM

[Rex-84]Waterboy2go is now playing Left 4 Dead 2 Closed Beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: thats a lie
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Na, I gave Gabe Newell his monthly injection of lard, and he gave me this as a reward
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: lols
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: u just edited the title
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Yea, the C wasnt capitalized
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: so i edited that in
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: lols
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: in?
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: It was Left 4 Dead 2 closed Beta
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: So I fixed it
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: get me a beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: roflmao
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: i know it isnt out tho XD
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Suck my left nut
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: lols
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: since im alreayd signed up for the L4D beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: XD\
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: on fileplanet :D
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Pffff, left 4 dead was so last year
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: and alien colonial marines beta the borderlands beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: the diablo 3 beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: duke nuken forever beta
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: lols
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: yay
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: So, everything that will never come out beta
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: That makes as much sense as investing in the dollar
{sHj-r} Brandon123G5 =MoA=: yep

Faking L4d2 Beta Take #2
New World Order: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalnX-sTiS8&feature=related
New World Order: bitch ass
New World Order: u just got a random game
New World Order: and named it
New World Order: then added it to ur steam
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: noooooooooooooooooo
New World Order: den show me a video
New World Order: frap it for 1 minute
New World Order: and put it on utube
New World Order: and no bullshit
New World Order: i want u to do something i can recgonize
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Suck my cock?
New World Order: ha bitch
New World Order: u were lieing
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: What ever made you think that?
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: The fact I was playing a game that wasnt even pre-beta yet?
New World Order: lies
New World Order: man stop playing around tho
New World Order: this shit is getting deep
New World Order: california is fucking dieing
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: ....wut
New World Order: err
New World Order: listen to alex jones
New World Order: radio show
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: no, how is that relivent to me injecting lard into gabes ass
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: to get a copy of l4d2
New World Order: man shut up
New World Order: sucks to your assl4d
New World Order: anyways
New World Order: FUCK
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Ok, so this is the part where one of us is supposed to break out into a rant over how bad things ae right now
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: right?
New World Order: possibly
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Well, I have nowhere to go...so please...go on
New World Order: lets see
New World Order: cock
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: You don't have one, more recent news please
New World Order: fuu

darkmessiah

07-22-2009, 05:54 PM

Those went unexpectedly.

Mini Moose

07-23-2009, 09:41 AM

DethPenguin: so
DethPenguin: how's the future?
one of them: meh
one of them: it's alright
one of them: Sheryll Crowe is dead
DethPenguin: :O
one of them: might want to warn her
DethPenguin: but doesnt she live on the east coast?
one of them: hmm...
one of them: O_O
one of them: /mindfuck
DethPenguin: :3
one of them: I...
one of them: O_O
one of them: /mindfuckedge
one of them: wtf
one of them: edge/
one of them: ?
one of them: O_O
one of them: /mindfuckishness

Nuttz

07-24-2009, 05:47 AM

Epic end for epic chat (I'm not gonna post all of it, very long):

Overlord Swightly was kicked by DethPenguin.
Steve Cloud was kicked by DethPenguin.
L2P REDSHARK: wait wut?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: LAWLZ
L2P REDSHARK: lol
Crow was kicked by DethPenguin.
L2P REDSHARK: :D
one of them was kicked by DethPenguin.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OSHI-
L2P REDSHARK: wait a minute..
L2P REDSHARK was kicked by DethPenguin.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: NO
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: PLEASE
DethPenguin: ok
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Thankyou kind sir
You have been kicked from the chat by DethPenguin.

Nuttz

07-24-2009, 07:03 AM

Double post, but worth it:

DethPenguin: “Um, may I borrow your blanket there?” I asked. They giggled at that.

“No,” one of them said. “Don’t be silly, boy.”
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
DethPenguin: “Just stick around here,” one of them said, grabbing my arm.
DethPenguin: It would have been easy with one of them, but there were three in the back of the cramped van
DethPenguin: “Whew, I’m hot,” one of them said.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: hawt
DethPenguin: A moment later the van filled with cool, rushing air from outside. I tried shouting again, but it was hopeless. I felt goose bumps forming over my exposed skin and I started to shiver. Fuck! They had to be doing that deliberately. Bitches. This was probably bad. Very, very bad.
DethPenguin: I screamed through the gag and tried to hop away. Pointless. He held my arms and kept me there. “Now, let’s take care of some business first,” he said. He jammed the needle into my lower belly, right above my pubic hair, and depressed the plunger. A second later it was out. The effect was immediate. Within ten seconds I was sporting a boner that would have split a cement block. Steve stared at it.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Good law
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: lawd*
DethPenguin: I stood there, shaking, while they discussed me. I finally tried, again, to shout through the gag. Anything. Just if I could talk to them. They turned towards me as I did so. Redshark stepped forward. “You, Hon, let me explain something to you,” he said. Then he made a fist and punched the side of my face, hard.
DethPenguin: My head was ringing, but only long enough for him to reach down and grab my balls, putting firm pressure on them. “You don’t argue, fuck face! You don’t fight. You don’t run. You don’t struggle.” His grip was getting tighter. My balls were burning.
DethPenguin: For about ten seconds I couldn’t breathe in. I just fell over onto the ground, twitching in pain and trying to curl up. They stood around like it was nothing. Nothing! I was in such deep shit.

“Is the basement set up?” one of them asked.
DethPenguin: “It is if you set it up like you’re supposed to,” Steve replied.
DethPenguin: “It’s fine,” Nuttz said. “Let’s get him inside” Two of them grabbed my feet and dragged me, still gasping for breath, over the ground and into the cabin.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What a twist!
DethPenguin: t was big, actually. And they took me right to the basement, smacking my head on every stair we went down. My cock was still enraged, bobbing along as we went. At the bottom there was another door, and beyond it was a very fiendishly equipped dungeon room. Whip. Chains. The works. They attached my feet to a chain. I heard cranking and soon I was lifted up into the air, dangling upside down and still bound tightly. They stopped and circled around me. I swayed and turned helplessly.
DethPenguin: “Girls,” Redshark said, “Let us begin.”
DethPenguin: Steve got the first honors. He climbed onto me, lifted his skirt, and lowered his pooper down onto my blistered cock. So this was rape. I think I must have been pretty dazed at that point not to have made a bigger fuss, but I was still pretty desperate to get him off me, however hot he was. He leaned over and suddenly punched my face several times.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How ever will you get out of this one?
DethPenguin: “Stop fighting!” he shouted angrily. “Take it like a fucking man!” He continued pounding down on me, aggravating my sores and blisters, until he finally stiffened up and moaned. Then he pulled herself off me, slapped my balls hard, and moved aside. “Next up,” he said.
DethPenguin: One by one the 411ers made use of me. For darkmessiah I managed to cum, unpleasantly, but he either didn’t know or care. It hurt me like hell, and I probably didn’t spurt out very much anyway.
DethPenguin: Shrubbery was the worst. Besides raping me last, he pinched my nipples, punched my face and gut, and periodically strangled me while he had his frenzied fun. I was gasping and drooling when he finally finished with me.
DethPenguin: “Set him up for sleeping,” Nuttz said before he and one of them left the room. The younger 411ers quickly went to work. BallsMalloney produced a greasy butt plug and got it under me, stuffing it painfully into my ass.
DethPenguin: However, at that moment, before binge managed to force a ring gag into my mouth, I procedded to charge my laz0r.
DethPenguin: He cried in futility as he tried to warn the other 411ers of my actions. It was too late, by then I had charged a laz0r so massive it blew away even part of the cabin behind me, including about a mile or so of forest infront of me. I stumbled through the gaping hole, wriggling the butt plug out and running home before the survivors could catch up to me.
DethPenguin: I got on my computer and decided to retell this tragic tale to one of the 411'ers, mocking them for their futile efforts of rape. I decided to pick Nuttz.
DethPenguin: WHAT A TWIST
DethPenguin: DethPenguin's Rape Story
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OOH MY GOD
DethPenguin: Written by DethPenguin
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: *sniff*
DethPenguin: Directed by M. Night Shymalan
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: So beautiful...

Steve Cloud

07-24-2009, 07:08 AM

lol'd.

Mini Moose

07-24-2009, 07:09 AM

wtf that was personal :C

\/ Hai down thar \/

zombicidalmaniac

07-24-2009, 07:17 AM

WIN inform Deth of his new interwebz for that touching story.

Steve Cloud

07-24-2009, 07:18 AM

WIN inform Deth of his new interwebz for that touching story.

He's right above you.

zombicidalmaniac

07-24-2009, 07:24 AM

for some reason i was thinking Mini Moose was funky biscuits.

Zombie Hunter

07-25-2009, 07:27 PM

i wuv being the middle man

GravitationalPenguin: tell one of them that i have crops
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: kk
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: one of them: tell DethPenguin I don't care
GravitationalPenguin: tell one of them that i'll keep telling people to tell him that i have crops
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: kk
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: one of them: Tell DethPenguin that I don't really care because you'll run out of people to tell in about 30 seconds
GravitationalPenguin: tell him not really
GravitationalPenguin: tell him my friends list is infinite
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: kk
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: one of them: tell him I don't have all the same friends that he does
GravitationalPenguin: tell him
GravitationalPenguin: LOL I TROLED U
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: kk
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: one of them: tell him that he's a pathetic troll and he tries too hard
GravitationalPenguin: tell him trollface.jpg
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: kk
Zombie Hunter[AOTD]: one of them: tell him he's an idiot. And don't repeat to me what he says anymore or I shall blocketh'thee
GravitationalPenguin: tell him sadface :C

Waterboy2go

07-27-2009, 03:37 AM

[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=926277
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: YOUR A FAGGOT
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: WHAT THE HELL DUDE
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: you are fucking a nuke
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: SRSLY DUDE
President Barack Obama: dohohoho
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: OH MY GOD
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: IS THAT HOUSE?
President Barack Obama: AND STALIN
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: I should of blown this open before the election
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: So we'd have Mccain fascism

one of them

07-27-2009, 05:25 AM

Reptile: I was peeing the other day
Reptile: And then I fucking slipped

Jesus123

07-27-2009, 08:02 AM

Nuttz's story of another story was epic.

REDSHARK

08-01-2009, 01:51 AM

L2P REDSHARK: FEWDS!
Wooz: moar liek
Wooz: PIECE OF SHIT
L2P REDSHARK: D:
L2P REDSHARK: u cant handle teh rare steak boi?
Wooz: im not some
Wooz: twilight
Wooz: fangirl
Wooz: that drinks
Wooz: gallons of blood
L2P REDSHARK: you think THAT's a vampire?
Wooz: when enjoying a hearty steak
Wooz: so eat your balls
L2P REDSHARK: he's not a vampire
Wooz: and make it medium-wel
Wooz: l
Wooz: theres a reason why its called well
Wooz: because its well
Wooz: and everyone knows
Wooz: well=good
L2P REDSHARK: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sMXBbmPt5D4/SeN_OYKKxsI/AAAAAAAAAyc/rsJmv5LbVDc/s400/Vampire5.jpg
Wooz: and rare = not seen of cuz it sucks
L2P REDSHARK: u see this guy?
L2P REDSHARK: he'll fuck you up
L2P REDSHARK: u kno why?
L2P REDSHARK: because he has his steaks RARE!
Wooz: moar liek piece of shit
L2P REDSHARK: go back to ur bloodless steak then!
Wooz: :|

one of them

08-01-2009, 01:57 AM

Wooz is afraid of blood cause he's on his period.

Mini Moose

08-01-2009, 02:00 AM

Wooz is afraid of blood cause he's on his period.

http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj339/DethPenguin/Trolls_by_Whynne.png

Waterboy2go

08-05-2009, 08:01 PM

We messed around with this one dude, just read (Pic above is related)

Joe Banzai entered chat.
Joe Banzai: yo
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: hey
Joe Banzai: nwd
Joe Banzai: just hcanged my shit
Joe Banzai: changed*
Zacirus: Ok check out this shit...crazy
Joe Banzai: were the fuck were u zac
Zacirus: Ok this shit is weird, you know how I was supposed to be online just after 5 days? Well recently we recieved a phone call from an FBI investigator asking to see the contents of my hard drive. So I dismantled my pc and sent it to their offices, They returned it just recently with a notice within the box saying "Hard drive has check out cleaned, we may do random follow up searchs. We shall let you know if any files are searched. We shall also try to connet to recent contacts within various programs. Thank you for your time."

Tell me thats just not spooky?
Zacirus: Read story to find out
Joe Banzai: fuck that
Joe Banzai: they will probaly delete traces
Joe Banzai: of truth on ur pc
Joe Banzai: my friend has a shitload
Joe Banzai: oin his comp
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Dude
Joe Banzai: documentaries
Joe Banzai: and all shit
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: They may follow upon my pc?!
Joe Banzai: fuck em
Joe Banzai: if they say they wanna
Joe Banzai: say no
Joe Banzai: dont let them ross the line
Joe Banzai: cross*
Zacirus: Yep...
Joe Banzai: cuz if they do that
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: We shall also try to connet to recent contacts within various programs.
Joe Banzai: theyll keep crossing
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: What the hell
Joe Banzai: till ur cornered
Joe Banzai: dont let those bastards
Joe Banzai: those nazis
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Joe
Joe Banzai: those traitors
Joe Banzai: check ur pc
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: That means they are coming for our pcs
Joe Banzai: Fuck that
Joe Banzai: over my dead body
Joe Banzai: i aint
Joe Banzai: gonna let them
Joe Banzai: cross the line
Joe Banzai: ill push them back if i have to
Joe Banzai: they aint doing jackshit
Joe Banzai: seriously
Joe Banzai: this is fucking bullshit
Joe Banzai: they aint doing jackshit
Zacirus: Warrents are a magical thing Joe, they don't need to ask you...
Joe Banzai: they fuck with zac
Joe Banzai: fuck their warrants
Joe Banzai: wtf has this country come to
Joe Banzai: where they allow this
Joe Banzai: its bullshit
Joe Banzai: and ill go to court if i have to
Joe Banzai: to fuck with them
Joe Banzai: these god dam nazi unamerican scumbags
Joe Banzai: these traitors to the constiution
Joe Banzai: WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO GAIN
Joe Banzai: NOTHING
Joe Banzai: they probaly were made fun of when they were kids
Joe Banzai: and were fat
Joe Banzai: unloved
Joe Banzai: no one cared
Joe Banzai: so they have to go on powertrips
Zacirus disconnected.
Joe Banzai: and think they have unlimited power
Joe Banzai: its fucking bullshit
Joe Banzai: i ain't gonna stand for it water
Joe Banzai: THEY AREN'T GONNA TREAD ON US
Joe Banzai: FOR SHIT
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Dude
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Zac just said he got logged off
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: I'm on the phone with him
Joe Banzai: what
Joe Banzai: the fbi?
Zacirus entered chat.
Joe Banzai: cuz someone called my phone right now
Joe Banzai: and hung up
Joe Banzai: zac
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: He says that his computer logged off on its own
Joe Banzai: what did they say
Joe Banzai: they probaly hacked it
Joe Banzai: fucking bastards
Joe Banzai: probaly wiretapping him illegally right now
Joe Banzai: zac tell this to them
Joe Banzai: say i said it
Zacirus disconnected.
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: It keeps doing it
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Nothing else in his house is doing it
Joe Banzai: WIRETAPPING IS ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTIUTIONAL AND WHEN WE RESTORE THE REPUBLIC YOU BASTARDS, FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY, CPS, BLACKOPS, CIA WILL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE, TRAITORS TO HUMANITY TRAITORS TO AMERICA
Joe Banzai: tell him that
Joe Banzai: if they are tappin him
Joe Banzai: tell them i said that
Joe Banzai: this is a warning
Joe Banzai: they better watch out
Joe Banzai: i ain't playin no mo
Joe Banzai: those bastards will pay
Joe Banzai: revolution will come and those bastards will pay
Joe Banzai: watch dude
Joe Banzai: the elite's blood is filth
Joe Banzai: tyranny is filth
Joe Banzai: the new world order is filth
Zacirus entered chat.
Joe Banzai: ZAC
Joe Banzai: TELL THEM I SAID THIS
Joe Banzai: WIRETAPPING IS ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTIUTIONAL AND WHEN WE RESTORE THE REPUBLIC YOU BASTARDS, FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY, CPS, BLACKOPS, CIA WILL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE, TRAITORS TO HUMANITY TRAITORS TO AMERICA
Zacirus: MY PC!!! AHHH!!!
Joe Banzai: ZAC
Joe Banzai: ITS ILLEGAL
Joe Banzai: WHAT THEY DID TO UR PC
Joe Banzai: YOU SHOULD SEND THEIR ASSES TO COURT
Joe Banzai: WIRETAPPING IS ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTIUTIONAL AND WHEN WE RESTORE THE REPUBLIC YOU BASTARDS, FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY, CPS, BLACKOPS, CIA WILL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE, TRAITORS TO HUMANITY TRAITORS TO AMERICA
Joe Banzai: WIRETAPPING IS ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTIUTIONAL AND WHEN WE RESTORE THE REPUBLIC YOU BASTARDS, FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY, CPS, BLACKOPS, CIA WILL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE, TRAITORS TO HUMANITY TRAITORS TO AMERICA
Joe Banzai: WIRETAPPING IS ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTIUTIONAL AND WHEN WE RESTORE THE REPUBLIC YOU BASTARDS, FBI, HOMELAND SECURITY, CPS, BLACKOPS, CIA WILL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE, TRAITORS TO HUMANITY TRAITORS TO AMERICA
Joe Banzai: just watch
Joe Banzai: these bastards wont get away
Zacirus disconnected.
Joe Banzai: traitors to america traitors to humanity
Joe Banzai: water
Joe Banzai: he should go to court
Joe Banzai: if the fbi is fucking with his comp
Joe Banzai: he should go to court
Joe Banzai: they run their illegal underground crimes
Joe Banzai: hacking, extortion
Joe Banzai: child sex slaves
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: He said there's an orange device on his hard drive, that glows everytime it logs off on him
Joe Banzai: everything
Joe Banzai: WATER
Joe Banzai: TELL THEM
Joe Banzai: WE KNOW EVERYTHING
Zacirus entered chat.
Joe Banzai: WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR KIND
Joe Banzai: WERE WATCHING YOU BIG BROTHER
Joe Banzai: WERE WATCHING YOU CIA
Joe Banzai: WERE WATCHING YOU HOMELAND SECURITY
Joe Banzai: WERE WATCHING YOU ELITES
Joe Banzai: DONT MAKE US MAD
Joe Banzai: DONT UNDERESTIMATE THE PEOPLE
Joe Banzai: You will pay
Joe Banzai: TRAITORS
Joe Banzai: TRAITORS
Zacirus: There is an orange device on my hard drive every time I log off O_o
Zacirus: I'm watching it glow
Joe Banzai: zac
Joe Banzai: tell them that
Joe Banzai: tell them they are traitors
Joe Banzai: tell them i said that
Joe Banzai: let them track me and try my patience
Joe Banzai: bastards ain't jackshit
Joe Banzai: i am tired of these thugs
Joe Banzai: trying to run things
Joe Banzai: you know what the people do to corrupt governments?
Joe Banzai: not only overthrow them
Joe Banzai: not only in america
Joe Banzai: but wipe it off the face of the earth
Joe Banzai: and i promise that will happen
Joe Banzai: on my dead body
Joe Banzai: that will happen
Joe Banzai: these thugs wont get away
Joe Banzai: THEY WILL BE FOUND
Joe Banzai: THEY WILL BE TRYED FOR TREASON
Joe Banzai: THEY WILL BE EXECUTED
Joe Banzai: THEIR TEACHINGS WILL BE BURNED
Joe Banzai: THEIR NEW WORLD ORDER
Joe Banzai: WONT BE JACKSHIT
Joe Banzai: BUT A SMALL LITTLE SIDENOTE IN A GARBAGE CAN
Joe Banzai: I PROMISE YOU
Zacirus: The orange thing looks like it's a small microwave that could melt my hardrive...it beeped at me when I tampered with it
Joe Banzai: TYRANNY WILL FALL
Joe Banzai: FALL HARD
Joe Banzai: FALL HARD
Joe Banzai: AND LIBERTY WILL PREVAIL
Joe Banzai: FUCK TYRANNY
Joe Banzai: PARASITE TO THE PEOPLE PARASITE TO THIS WORLD
Joe Banzai: AND FUCK THE FBI FOR BEING TRAITORS TO THE NATION
Joe Banzai: I wouldn't be suprised if they came to my house and arrested me on false charges of being a terrorist...
Joe Banzai: they will pay not by acts of terrorism but when their new world order falls when their power ain't jackshit
Joe Banzai: the people are gonna be fucking angry
Joe Banzai: and i gurantee they will pay for their misdoings
Joe Banzai: karma is a bitch
Joe Banzai: fuck em
Joe Banzai: werr
Joe Banzai: err
Joe Banzai: u hear that?
Joe Banzai: i can overhear my grandma's room
Joe Banzai: they still talking about the fearmongering swine flu
Joe Banzai: all this bullshit propaganda
Joe Banzai: zac
Joe Banzai: water
Zacirus: Hello friends how is Steam treating on this fine afternoon?
Joe Banzai: tell zac to post this on the forums
Joe Banzai: no water
Joe Banzai: post this on the forums
Joe Banzai: telling that your friend was raided by the fbi with an illegal search warrant
Joe Banzai: and tell them
Joe Banzai: how they hacked his computer
Zacirus: Any interesting information on recent propganda?
Joe Banzai: the fearmongering swine flu
Joe Banzai: obama wasting millions of dollars on mere propaganda
Joe Banzai: innoculations that will make kids,adults, and the old die or become sick
Joe Banzai: then cause martial law
Zacirus: The Government is our protector, not our enemy Joe.
Joe Banzai: to send us to FEMA concentration camps
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11369&page=6
Joe Banzai: fuck you zac
Joe Banzai: if your playing with me thats fine
Joe Banzai: if your an fbi agent
Joe Banzai: get the fuck out
Joe Banzai: your a traitor
Joe Banzai: you will pay
Joe Banzai: tyranny will fall
Joe Banzai: the answer to 1984 is 1776
Joe Banzai: long live the republic, long fail the new world order
Joe Banzai: did you cockfags just punk me?
Joe Banzai: har har
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: Zac isnt on his computer man, he is outside, getting his mail
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: His computer shut down on him
Zacirus: The FBI is one of our protectors Joe. Do not fear the Government.
Joe Banzai: if your fucking with me
Joe Banzai: next time
Joe Banzai: dont make it too obvious
Joe Banzai: sucks to your fbi and your government
Joe Banzai: ill hate it till i die
Joe Banzai: no mk ultra brainwashing bullshit will change that ever

This guy is ultra mentally ill FYI.

Waterboy2go

08-06-2009, 02:33 AM

Cmon that shit is funny and you know it

Nuttz

08-06-2009, 04:12 AM

I meh'd.

SickDaza

08-06-2009, 09:22 AM

tl;dr

darkmessiah

08-06-2009, 04:17 PM

Banzai... good name.

BallsMalloney

08-09-2009, 11:48 PM

12:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Stop that.
12:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Or I will official demote you to vaginamalloney.
12:46 AM - [SR2]BallsMalloney: I was only setting an example Sarah.
12:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: -_-
12:46 AM - [SR2]BallsMalloney: :P
12:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: I C wat U did thar.
12:46 AM - [SR2]BallsMalloney: Im jerking yer nuts, chill out.
12:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: But the missus is sleeping.
12:47 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Naked.
12:47 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Waiting for me.
12:47 AM - [SR2]BallsMalloney: Cool story bro
12:47 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Yes indeed.

InstantDeath

08-10-2009, 10:50 PM

12:43 AM - InstantDeath: Because
12:43 AM - InstantDeath: we all know
12:43 AM - InstantDeath: shes
12:43 AM - InstantDeath: your
12:43 AM - {T^E} Deadly: finish your sentecne
12:43 AM - InstantDeath: Brother's wife's sister's cousin's doctor's patience's sister
12:43 AM - InstantDeath: patient's*
12:43 AM - {T^E} Deadly: She's not my anything unless you say my mortal and arch enemy
12:43 AM - {T^E} Deadly: and no
12:44 AM - InstantDeath: how do you know
12:44 AM - InstantDeath: do you know your Brother's wife's sister's cousin's doctor's patience's sister
12:44 AM - {T^E} Deadly: because
12:44 AM - {T^E} Deadly: My brother's wife's sister's cousin isn't a doctor
12:44 AM - InstantDeath: yes
12:44 AM - InstantDeath: but does your brother's wife's sister have a doctor
12:44 AM - InstantDeath: like i said
12:44 AM - {T^E} Deadly: well
12:45 AM - InstantDeath: well her sister's cousin
12:45 AM - {T^E} Deadly: fuck apostrophes here
12:45 AM - {T^E} Deadly: my brothers wifes sisters cousins doctor does not live where EClaris does
12:45 AM - InstantDeath: so
12:45 AM - InstantDeath: do you know if she has a patient that has a sister that could possibly be EclarisS?
12:46 AM - InstantDeath: like said
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: because EClaris' sister does not live where my brother's wife's sister's cousin's doctor lives
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: You fail my good sir
12:46 AM - InstantDeath: so
12:46 AM - InstantDeath: long-distance doctoring
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: no
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: you lost
12:46 AM - InstantDeath: no i won
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: not even close
12:46 AM - InstantDeath: uhh yea
12:46 AM - {T^E} Deadly: because you didn't think I knew that information which I did
12:47 AM - InstantDeath: so you know your brothers wifes sisters cousins doctors and all her patients and their sisters?
12:47 AM - {T^E} Deadly: no
12:47 AM - InstantDeath: sister can move away to other places
12:48 AM - {T^E} Deadly: but I know EClaris' sister does not live, therefore does not get doctored, where my brother's wife's sister's cousin does
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: Maybe Eclaris has a long-lost sister in which she never spoke of
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: or isnt aware of
12:48 AM - {T^E} Deadly: no
12:48 AM - {T^E} Deadly: you lost
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: no
12:48 AM - {T^E} Deadly: GOOD DAY SIR
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: i win
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: GOOD DAY MA'AM
12:48 AM - InstantDeath: oh snap

Deadly

08-10-2009, 10:51 PM

You forgot to copy/paste the last part where you admit defeat. Nice try though trying to pull a fast one and post this

InstantDeath

08-10-2009, 10:55 PM

You forgot to copy/paste the last part where you admit defeat. Nice try though trying to pull a fast one and post this
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j57/Jububju/mahboilies.jpg
Do not lie mah boi.

Deadly

08-10-2009, 10:58 PM

Nice quick paint job you did there. I can see the mistakes

InstantDeath

08-10-2009, 11:03 PM

Nice quick paint job you did there. I can see the mistakes
I did no such thing. Elaborate on said mistakes.

Deadly

08-10-2009, 11:09 PM

Well you are scrolled up for one

Easton Dark

08-11-2009, 02:21 AM

This is nowhere near the entire chat, we started talking about how she should make me a sammich. Which led to womens rights.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Easton Dark: proof of the cruelty
Easton Dark: http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg
{CoS} Đreamy: >:O
{CoS} Đreamy: thats awful
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
Easton Dark: but hilarious
Easton Dark: at the same time
{CoS} Đreamy: indeed
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
Easton Dark: it's hilawful
{CoS} Đreamy: lmao
{CoS} Đreamy: well
{CoS} Đreamy: some women
{CoS} Đreamy: probably
{CoS} Đreamy: annoyed
{CoS} Đreamy: whoever. to death.
{CoS} Đreamy: >>
{CoS} Đreamy: so thats why
{CoS} Đreamy: its tru.
Easton Dark: a breakthrough in the science of women
Easton Dark: Which I am a certified expert in
Easton Dark: :P
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
{CoS} Đreamy: sure sure
Easton Dark: fine you caught me
Easton Dark: I lied
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
{CoS} Đreamy: i knew it
Easton Dark: I bet you did
Easton Dark: And that's why I laid a trap card
{CoS} Đreamy: ...
{CoS} Đreamy: this aint pokemon
{CoS} Đreamy: or
{CoS} Đreamy: whateva.
Easton Dark: l
Easton Dark: m
Easton Dark: a
Easton Dark: o
Easton Dark: http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/42-youve-activated-my-trap-card_195_585.jpg
{CoS} Đreamy: LOL
{CoS} Đreamy: XD
{CoS} Đreamy: win
---------------------------

Then we moved into scary things, which led into this
------------------------------------------------------

{CoS} Đreamy: dogs > cats.
{CoS} Đreamy: IMO.
Easton Dark: fuck that shit
Easton Dark: Dogs < Cats
{CoS} Đreamy: T.T

BallsMalloney

08-15-2009, 03:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD1G_ILOvcc
4:43 AM - GiftFreeGame The steam is proud to present free games for steam
(I removed the link just in case someone is stupid enough to fall for it.)
4:43 AM - BallsMalloney: RIPDIPDIPDIPDIPIPP ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
GiftFreeGame has gone offline.

one of them

08-16-2009, 11:55 PM

President Barack Obama: Oh hai steve
Steven McClaud: why hallo ther
President Barack Obama: how are you?
Steven McClaud: Swell.
President Barack Obama: good I heard a rumor you were gay is this true?
Steven McClaud: maybe
Steven McClaud: You wanna test?
President Barack Obama: Sure
Steven McClaud: kk
Steven McClaud: bend
Steven McClaud: over
President Barack Obama bends over
Steven McClaud: and pick up that pen
Steven McClaud: I dropped
Steven McClaud: PICK IT UP
President Barack Obama picks up the pen
Steven McClaud: Now give it to me
President Barack Obama gives it to you
Steven McClaud: thank you
Steven McClaud: President Barack Obama gives it to you
President Barack Obama: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SlainPwner666

08-16-2009, 11:59 PM

I lold.

EClaris

08-17-2009, 12:02 AM

EClaris: here's a protip
EClaris: when you get your next girl
EClaris: she's always right
one of them: ugh
one of them: but the last one was always wrong
EClaris: thats not the voice of a man who gets laid
EClaris: what is woman?
EClaris: always right
EClaris: thats what
one of them: (sigh)
one of them: but I...
EClaris: NO
EClaris: WHOSE RIGHT HERE
EClaris: ME
one of them: Yes mam
EClaris: BECAUSE I HAVE FALLOPIAN TUBES
EClaris: AND YOU DONT
one of them: Fine
one of them: FINE THEN
EClaris: im posting this in the steam chats thread
EClaris: its lulzy

one of them: I'm known for ruining smooth fluid transitions
EClaris: thats what she said
EClaris: BAM
one of them: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

hunterhunter

08-17-2009, 12:07 AM

at first I was like lolwtf....S&M....then I lol'd even more when I realized it was one of them taking orders..then harder when I figured out wut u were talking about

darkmessiah

08-17-2009, 12:15 AM

darkmessiah

08-17-2009, 12:20 AM

one of them: HAI I HERD YOU WERE GA
one of them: Y
InstantDeath: no
InstantDeath: >:(
one of them: well pick up THIS PEN TO SHOW YOU're NOT
one of them: pick it UP
InstantDeath: ok
InstantDeath: /picks up pen on the grund
InstantDeath: :D
one of them: okay now give it to me
one of them: GIVE IT
InstantDeath: no
InstantDeath: I dont want to
one of them: YES GIVE IT TO ME
one of them: NOW
InstantDeath: no
InstantDeath: never
one of them: GIVE IT
InstantDeath runs away with pen
one of them: FUCKER
one of them: GIVE IT TO ME
InstantDeath: why
one of them: because I want it
one of them: so GIVE IT
InstantDeath: well
InstantDeath: too bad
one of them: FUCK
InstantDeath: its mine now
InstantDeath: bitch
InstantDeath: >:(
one of them: I can't write WITHOUT IT
one of them: and my dog needs medicine
InstantDeath: well get a new one you cheap bastard
one of them: I don't have money except my dog's medicine
InstantDeath: theres a pack of 5 for like $1
one of them: i don't have that
InstantDeath: well then you and your dog are shit out of luck
one of them: GIVE ME THE PEN
InstantDeath: fine
InstantDeath gives it to you.
one of them: LULZ I TOTALLY GOT YOu

SlainPwner666

08-17-2009, 12:21 AM

DethPenguin: i heard you were gay
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: There is a simple test to take.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: I just dropped a pen on the floor. Pick it up nigger.
DethPenguin: ok
DethPenguin picks it up
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Now put it down.
DethPenguin puts down the pen
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Now go fuck a man and see if you like it.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Test finished.
DethPenguin is now offline.

darkmessiah

08-17-2009, 12:23 AM

one of them: HAY THERE"S A TEST TO SEE IF YOU"RE GAY
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Orly.
one of them: GO PICK THAT PEN UP
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: No.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: There's a dildo in it.
one of them: Well then I will
one of them gives it to you
one of them: HAHAHA
one of them: GOT YOU
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK {pHx}: Keep the fuck away from me.

one of them: THERE"S A TEST TO SEE IF YOU ARE GAY
one of them: PICK THAT PEN UP
one of them: now give it to me
one of them Balls gives it to me one of them
one of them: NOICE!

one of them

08-17-2009, 12:51 AM

one of them: HAY I HERD U WER GAI
one of them: PICK UP TAHT PEN
one of them (1): no
one of them: YEAH PICK IT UP
one of them: it'll be FUN
one of them: okay
one of them: and tehn give it tome me
one of them (1) picks it up
one of them: and then I'lll post it on 411
one of them (1) gives it to you
one of them: LULZ

Umm... actually it went like this.
one of them: HAY I HERD U WER GAI
one of them: PICK UP TAHT PEN
one of them (1): no
one of them: YEAH PICK IT UP
one of them: it'll be FUN
one of them: okay
one of them: and tehn give it tome me
one of them (1) picks it up
one of them: and then I'lll post it on 411
one of them (1) hands you the pen
one of them: LULZ

Why is everyone stealing my joke? It makes it unfunny.

Waterboy2go

08-21-2009, 08:16 PM

[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: I know what drives all of my friends
masterofpsi: Insanity?
masterofpsi: Stubborness?
masterofpsi: The idea that girls might like smart men?
[Rex-84]Waterboy2go: You have to have the top two to have the bottom one
masterofpsi: Yeah
masterofps: Wait, you ass!

Jesus123

08-23-2009, 12:41 PM

smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): Oh hai guse
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: OH GOD DAMN MY EARS
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I had my volume up to full
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): U herd teh opera
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Naw.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: If I wanted to hear some woman screaming at the top of her lungs, I'd go rape someone.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Offline.

REDSHARK

09-06-2009, 01:49 AM

REDSHARK: if chuck norris has $1
REDSHARK: and you have $1
REDSHARK: chuck norris has more money than you
DethPenguin is now Away.

binge

09-16-2009, 07:50 AM

14:48 - 2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: is it caralldansen?
14:48 - b1nge^JB: LOL
14:48 - b1nge^JB: FAIL

Zombie Hunter

09-16-2009, 07:50 AM

Binge is a faget!!!!

Zombie Hunter

09-18-2009, 01:42 PM

REVENGE!!!!

2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: binge u leik penor?
b1ngonito: yesh

SlainPwner666

09-18-2009, 01:45 PM

• BlackCat •: No veggie burger can compare to a big mac I'm afraid lol
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Well, if you want, you can come down here and pay me 6 dollars a month, and I'll put chains on ya and force feed you veggies and shit.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: No wonder I got so rich lawl.
• BlackCat •: LOL hahahah
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WOULD THAT NOT BE AWESOME? And we could bond and shit.
• BlackCat •: hah sounds.. great... rofl!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Build up our friendship while I've basically kidnapped you.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: *Tear*
• BlackCat •: woudl just be so cute and stuff! hahah
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WE COULD WEAR MATCHING BONDAGE PANTS.
• BlackCat •: ew bondage pants are uglyz! LOL
• BlackCat •: that z was not intended but it fits so whatever xD
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Which means that we are hawt enough to wear them and still look awesome.
• BlackCat •: LMAO
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: PERHAPS JUST MATCHING DRESSES?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Wait wdf.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: NEVER MIND.
• BlackCat •: LOL dresse, I liek! xD hahah
• BlackCat •: oo do you like straight line stitch?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: UM. Well, it has to show off my curves and... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
• BlackCat •: LOL!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I... I'm sorry... I've never been this way before...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: SO, WHAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK DO YOU THINK WILL... OH GOD HELP ME!
• BlackCat •: rofl, depends what kind of eyeshadow you wear =P
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: OKAY, WELL THAT'S EASY.. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK.
• BlackCat •: LOL

She brings out mah feminine side :D

binge

09-18-2009, 01:46 PM

20:45 - b1ngonito: you probably like penor more than I do
20:45 - 2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: i'm gay
20:45 - 2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: i have to like it

Zombie Hunter

09-18-2009, 01:46 PM

b1ngonito: you probably like penor more than I do
2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: i live with one between my legs
2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: i have to like it
b1ngonito: copy paste and edit
2nÐ | Zombie Hunter: D:

O rly binge?

Nuttz

09-20-2009, 01:17 AM

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2:02 AM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:690]: JUST TAKE IT IN YOUR ASS
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2:03 AM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:690]: SEIN TEH PETITION
2:03 AM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:690]: WOULD YOU PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION
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2:04 AM - BallsMalloney[Ragers:690]: PETITION YOU MUST SIGN
Sparkrdom is now Away.

Nuttz

09-20-2009, 01:19 AM

Wow what a crazy coincidence.

BallsMalloney

09-20-2009, 01:19 AM

I know, right?

REDSHARK

09-20-2009, 11:10 PM

DethPenguin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
REDSHARK: wtf is this?
DethPenguin is now Away

SickDaza

09-21-2009, 02:11 AM

DethPenguin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
REDSHARK: wtf is this?
DethPenguin is now Away

Ugh fucking hell I got this as well.

armored cow

09-22-2009, 04:25 PM

BTW he is serious!

5:11 PM - Chotchkies: im still a little stunned by the guard dog thing
5:11 PM - Chotchkies: like
5:11 PM - Chotchkies: that came out of no where
5:11 PM - Chotchkies: no rumors
5:11 PM - Chotchkies: no nothing
5:11 PM - Chotchkies: and now they are prolly gonna release a meet the guard dog before a meet the pyro, making me wait even longer for meet the pyr >_>
5:13 PM - Armored Cow: steve i dont understand what you're trying to do with this
5:13 PM - Armored Cow: thats not even funny
5:13 PM - Armored Cow: was this a fail troll?
5:13 PM - Armored Cow: i believe so... 0/10
5:13 PM - Chotchkies: what?
5:14 PM - Chotchkies: basically sumed up, i think the guard dog is stupid.
5:14 PM - Armored Cow: ...
5:14 PM - Armored Cow: uhh
5:14 PM - Armored Cow: ok 2/10 for the effort
5:14 PM - Chotchkies: im not trolling
5:15 PM - Chotchkies: the idea of the guard dog is retarded
5:15 PM - Armored Cow: i...uh...I just don't know if we can be friends anymore Steve...
5:16 PM - Chotchkies: you seriously think this guard dog is a good idea?
5:16 PM - Armored Cow: Knowing anyone as retarded as you may be a detriment to my health
5:16 PM - Armored Cow: god if you are trolling this is a great effort
5:17 PM - Chotchkies: -_______________-
5:17 PM - Chotchkies: wait
5:17 PM - Chotchkies: so you dont think its real?
5:17 PM - Armored Cow: i believe i cant speak to you ever again

This just in!

5:26 PM - Chotchkies: well i hope they have the achievement progress screen in the upper left like they do in this picture
5:26 PM - Chotchkies: http://guarddog.50webs.com/guard_dog_ingame2.jpg
5:26 PM - Chotchkies: add*
5:26 PM - Armored Cow: .........................
5:26 PM - Armored Cow: >.<
5:26 PM - Armored Cow: /facepalm
5:26 PM - Chotchkies: :3
5:26 PM - Armored Cow: x10000
5:26 PM - Armored Cow: thats already in the game

Again, none of this was set up, and yes, he is that dumb.

one of them

09-22-2009, 05:17 PM

DethPenguin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
REDSHARK: wtf is this?
DethPenguin is now Away

It's like an infection, and it all started with Steve Cloud.

DTard

09-23-2009, 11:51 AM

9:33 AM - Dorrulf: pew pew thos headcrabs
9:34 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: wat
9:34 AM - Dorrulf: you're playing HL2, there be headcrabs in that game. pew pew them
9:35 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I be pew pewin striders now.
9:35 AM - Dorrulf: oic
9:35 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Dah.
9:35 AM - Dorrulf: no russian for you, commie
9:35 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: :O
9:35 AM - Dorrulf: :P
9:36 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JEWS BURN YOU!
9:36 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LAME HORSE SHOOT YOU
9:36 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HE IZ LAME, CAN'T SHOOT GAN.
9:37 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HAIR CUT YOU!
9:37 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MEXICANS DEPORT JEW!
9:37 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WAT.
9:39 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TLEVISION WATCHES YOU
9:40 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PORN STAINS YOUR KEYBOARD.
9:40 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SIGN READ YOU
9:40 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMMUNISM IS COOL.
9:40 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR FIXES YOU
9:41 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I IZ SO BADASS COMRADE.
9:42 AM - Dorrulf: In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on YOU!
9:42 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I THROW GRENADE THROWS ME, I GRAB GRENADE, AND THROW IT AT STRIDER FOR INSTANT KILL.
9:42 AM - Dorrulf: IN MOTHAFUCKING SOVIET RUSSIA, BONG HITS YOU!
9:42 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CS PWNZ YOU.
9:42 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ROCKET LAUNCHES YOU!
9:43 AM - Dorrulf: In Zombie Russia, brain eats YOU!!
9:43 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN RACIST RUSSIA, NIGGER BEATS YOU
9:44 AM - Dorrulf: In Soviet Russia, This Can't Touch YOU!!
9:44 AM - Dorrulf: MC HAMMER REVERSAL!
9:44 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LITTLE BOYS TOUCH MICHEAL JACKSON.
9:44 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: BAD TASTE JOKE FTW.
9:44 AM - Dorrulf: I concede defeat
9:44 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: :)
9:45 AM - Dorrulf: Michael Jackson joke wins
9:45 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PENIS RUBS YOU!
9:45 AM - Dorrulf: and now I'm done
9:45 AM - Dorrulf: INB4TWSS
9:45 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ERF'S MARK JONES.
9:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AND I AM DONE.
9:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: INB4TWSS.
9:46 AM - Dorrulf: that one made no sense
9:46 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: It's Russia comrade, nothing makes any sense.
9:47 AM - Dorrulf: In Soviet Russia, Fire Hydrant pees on dog
9:47 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: In Soviet Russia, mailman chases dog.
9:47 AM - Dorrulf: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MARK JONES NOT GAY
9:48 AM - HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: LIES
9:48 AM - Dorrulf: OWNT!

one of them

09-26-2009, 05:42 PM

one of them: WII WOULD LIKE TO PLAY
one of them barges into your home
one of them: COME PLAY THE WII
Steve Cloud: No thanks.
one of them pushes a button, the wall flips around to reveal your family tied to a stump hanging over lava
one of them: Wii would like to play
Steve Cloud: What do you want to play?
one of them pulls up Wii Tennis
one of them: If you win
one of them: I let them go
one of them: If I win
one of them: We take your soul
Steve Cloud: Alright, strange man
Steve Cloud: The ball
Steve Cloud puts on sunglasses
Steve Cloud: Is in your court
one of them throws you a Golden Wiimote
one of them: Your serve.
Steve Cloud flicks the wii-mote leisurely
one of them dives at the ball
one of them: AAGGHHH
one of them: TAKE THAT
Steve Cloud gestures with the wii-mote returning the ball
one of them does a backflip with the Wiimote balancing on his foot, returning the ball
Steve Cloud shakes it up a bit, rotates his wrist and extends the wiimote forward, going for the kill
one of them attempts to recover, but forgetting to fasten his Wii Strap at the beginning of the game, launches the Wiimote into the Television
Tennis Referee: DISQUALIFIED
one of them: NOOO!!!
Steve Cloud leaps into the air and freeze frames
Steve Cloud: YESSS

Jesus123

09-26-2009, 08:36 PM

smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE) is hacking your comp and stealing your pronz.
{T^E} Deadly: dont have any
{T^E} Deadly: nt
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): Then why is their a folder called, "Ebony Fetishes"
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): Oh that's my comp, my bad
{T^E} Deadly: lol

Nuttz

09-27-2009, 10:29 PM

HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I got a muffin har, it doesn't liek shops.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Has
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: A
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Muffin.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Whom
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Doesn't
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Like
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Shops.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That doesn't make any sense!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You bastard...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Has
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: A
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Muffin.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Whom
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Doesn't
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Like
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Shops.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: SRSLY.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: SRSLY?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: SRSLY!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OHKAY
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I just bit my muffin on the cock.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: What you say?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What is all this muffin talk?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: idungeddit
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Just a moment.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Thar jew be.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I am aware what a muffin is
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: But muffins lack penises
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Orly.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: So how is it possible that you bit your muffin's cock?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Yarly.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Well.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I bought a carrot muffin.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Mhmm... Go on.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: And.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: This guy.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Runs up.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: And shoves his cock in my perfectly decent muffin.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So,
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What a cunt.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I grab this blade from this old nigger, and cut it off.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Then, I super glue'd it on.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So, my carrot muffin has a cock.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: And I just bit it.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: So.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Carrot muffins are shit
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I realize.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: realise*
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Why do you think I bit the cock instead of the muffin?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Fix'd for ya
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I just bit my muffin on the cock.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That's why.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Faggot.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: No u.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Yes me.

DTard

09-28-2009, 10:51 AM

8:28 AM - DJ CircleJerk: jews
8:28 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: arabs
8:28 AM - DJ CircleJerk: germans
8:29 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: hmm, scientologists
8:29 AM - DJ CircleJerk: you, FAGGOT
8:29 AM - DJ CircleJerk: :P
8:29 AM - DJ CircleJerk: JKJ
8:29 AM - DJ CircleJerk: <3
8:29 AM - DJ CircleJerk: have my babies
8:30 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Right now? Done!
8:30 AM - DJ CircleJerk: ooooh babeh :)
8:30 AM - DJ CircleJerk: marry me :)
8:31 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Ok, sounds good to me.
8:31 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Can we marry online or do I need to go to America
8:31 AM - DJ CircleJerk: wait, what should we name the kids?
lunch, and dinner?
8:32 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: :O YES!!!
8:32 AM - DJ CircleJerk: :D
8:32 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: And midnight snack.
8:33 AM - DJ CircleJerk: YUSS!
8:33 AM - DJ CircleJerk: this is why I married you :)
8:33 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: :)
8:33 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: :O A little boy just popped out
8:34 AM - DJ CircleJerk: DINNER!
8:34 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Naww he is so cute and brown.
8:34 AM - DJ CircleJerk: Lunch then?
8:35 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Definitely]
8:35 AM - DJ CircleJerk: ^.^
8:36 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: This is the greatest day in my life
8:37 AM - DJ CircleJerk: Same =3
8:37 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: /lovelovelovelovelove
8:38 AM - DJ CircleJerk: /adorationadorationadorationadorationadorationadora tionadoration
8:39 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: you are the best husband/wife
8:39 AM - DJ CircleJerk: You are my best :)
8:39 AM - DJ CircleJerk: xDE
8:39 AM - DJ CircleJerk: minus that E
8:40 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: :O how sweet
8:40 AM - DJ CircleJerk: /sex
8:40 AM - DJ CircleJerk: was it as good for you as it was for me
8:41 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: OH EM GEE
8:41 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: I thinkk I just had cried a little bit
8:42 AM - DJ CircleJerk: good cry or bad?
8:42 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Good, it just hurt a lot, you haven't put it there before
8:43 AM - DJ CircleJerk: I'm sorry, I used extra lube, and was as gentle as I could be :(
8:44 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: No don't be sorry, it was incredible.
8:44 AM - DJ CircleJerk: Ok, next time will be better
8:44 AM - DJ CircleJerk: Less painful
8:45 AM - ؤ SickDaza ؟: Now that I am used to it, I will be able to not bleed
8:46 AM - DJ CircleJerk: :DDDDD

Nuttz

09-28-2009, 11:24 PM

DethPenguin: What happens when Chuck Norris dies?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You shut the fuck up?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Cause that would be lovely.
DethPenguin: :c
DethPenguin: Why do you insist on hurting my feelings?
DethPenguin is now Away.

FilButch

09-30-2009, 07:52 PM

epic far cry 2 rant

Zombo Joe: I DONT TRUST UBISOFT
FilButch: thats what
Zombo Joe: GAHHHHHH
Zombo Joe: http://www.ubi.com/US/default.aspx
Zombo Joe: I HATE THEM
FilButch: ubi was like going for gra^phics this generation and now there turning to the wii
FilButch: dumbasses
Zombo Joe: ALL THEY DO IS BUY RIGHTS TO OLD GAMES AND THEN MAKE SHITTY SEQUELS
Zombo Joe: ..........
FilButch: far cry 2 was fail gameplay awesome graphics
Zombo Joe: yeah
Zombo Joe: FAIL AI
Zombo Joe: FAIL GUNS
Zombo Joe: FAIL MOLOTOVS
Zombo Joe: Nades were pretty good though
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: FAIL DRIVING
Zombo Joe: lol
FilButch: FAIL MULTI
Zombo Joe: Engine somehow dies when the car gets shot from behind
Zombo Joe: lol
FilButch: FAIL RANDOM PLAYER GRUNTS
Zombo Joe: ....
Zombo Joe: FAIL VOICE ACTING
Zombo Joe: FAIL APPLICATION OF VOICE ACTING
FilButch: IT WAS A FUCKING COMPUTER GRUNTS
FilButch: FAIL FREE ROAM
Zombo Joe: All the characters had voice actors yet they decided to go Gordon Freeman
Zombo Joe: ...
Zombo Joe: ONLY GORDON IS ALLOWED TO BE MUTE
FilButch: YA
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: :3
FilButch: OR ATLEAST A GAAME WITH DECENT STORY!
Zombo Joe: THE STORY
Zombo Joe: OH THE STORY
Zombo Joe: DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT
Zombo Joe: lOL
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: WHO CARED ABOUT IT
Zombo Joe: Yeah you go kill a guy that saves your life twice
Zombo Joe: for no reason
Zombo Joe: ...
Zombo Joe: THEN YOU FUCKING SIDE WITH HIM.........
FilButch: then you go on one side then the other thne the other and it makes no sense
Zombo Joe: yeah
Zombo Joe: o.o
Zombo Joe: and your choices dont even matter
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: except what ending you get
Zombo Joe: also I have never seen the 2 factions fight besides at the start
Zombo Joe: kinda weird
FilButch: lol
Zombo Joe: since all you ever hear is them fighting a war
FilButch: and the stupiid "cities"....
Zombo Joe: yet you never see them fight each other
Zombo Joe: and they have their HQs right across each other
Zombo Joe: this isnt TF2 lol
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: thats fucked up lol
Zombo Joe: Cant they just suicide bomb each other?
Zombo Joe: o.o
FilButch: no its africa
FilButch: not middle east
Zombo Joe: Their walls are only very crummy brick walls
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: VERY OLD BRICK WALLS
FilButch: yet they fuck giant diamonds
Zombo Joe: THAT ARE FALLING APPART
FilButch: lol
Zombo Joe: o.o
FilButch: that was weirdly written
Zombo Joe: Ya
Zombo Joe: :o
FilButch: yet they have fuckin giant diamonds!
FilButch: thats it
Zombo Joe: yeah
Zombo Joe: I never understood that
Zombo Joe: Why diamonds
Zombo Joe: o.o
FilButch: becaus africans get that
FilButch: the poor ones
FilButch: they work for it
Zombo Joe: I was thinking me along the lines of food, water and shelter
FilButch: like blood diamond
Zombo Joe: yeah
Zombo Joe: blood diamonds
Zombo Joe: :p
Zombo Joe: but they cant possibly have that many perfect diamonds
Zombo Joe: >.>
Zombo Joe: also in one mission you destroy the only source of malaria medicine...
FilButch: yeah its like 1 million dollar there giving you to kill one guy
Zombo Joe: thats fucked up
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: fuck malaria
Zombo Joe: yeah
Zombo Joe: :3
FilButch: stupid mechanic
Zombo Joe: You can die from it
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: actuall
Zombo Joe: no
Zombo Joe: you cant die
Zombo Joe: from malaria
FilButch: i hope they get malaria and see its not fun :3
Zombo Joe: just makes your sprinting shorter
Zombo Joe: and bullets do more damage
Zombo Joe: to you
FilButch: enemies arre all like frekin masterchief
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: XD
FilButch: yet they wear gay shirts
Zombo Joe: lol
FilButch: theyre like so fucking strong
Zombo Joe: When you shoot them they dont stumble back or anything
FilButch: theres only like cartooney blood coming out
Zombo Joe: lol
Zombo Joe: :D
FilButch: it looks like borderlands but its supposed to be realistic
Zombo Joe: hmm
Zombo Joe: you could put it that way
FilButch: the blood
FilButch: not the game
Zombo Joe: Borderlands is better though
Zombo Joe: :D

Nuttz

10-01-2009, 10:21 PM

[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: so i herd u want mah bawls in and arownd ur mouth?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Away.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Online.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Naw man. I do believe you have me messed up with Spark.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, OK then
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Well, I want your bawls.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: pl0x
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: They can be rented, however if they are scratched, broken or bent, you must replace them with your own money.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: OSHI-
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: And they ain't cheap.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I use quality shit.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How many copies you have available?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: You're going to have to ask my pim- I mean my wife for confirmation of anything.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How can I contact her?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: 1-800-BES-EVER
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Fuck that, I aint callin' no 1800 number bitch.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: It's toll free.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Ok, then I guess I will
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: One second please
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: AND, if you call now, you get her penis, absolutely free.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I....
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wat
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I'll even throw in my vagina.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: FOR FREE
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: CALL NOW AND PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AND I WILL DOUBLE THE OFFER!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: THAT'S RIGHT! TWO VAGINAS, TWO PENISES, PLUZ DOUBLE YOUR ORDERED AMOUNT OF BALLS, FOR A LOW LOW PRICE OF $9.95!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: IF YOU MENTION MY NAME, HUGH G RECTION, YOU WILL RECIEVE A COMPLIMENTARY PENIS AND VAGINA RACK!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: FREE OF CHARGE!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: SO CALL NOW!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: K
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WAIT
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE SELLING YOU SHIT
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Um
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Well
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You see...
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Look behind you! A three headed monkey!!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz runs away.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: WHERE
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Now where did that pesky dyk- I mean Aussie get to.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz jumps out and jizzes all over Mark's face.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: SURPRISE!
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: OH SHI-
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: There hasn't been this much cum on my face since my wife got sexually excited and jizzed herself!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: We... I... Yo... wat.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: wat.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: wut?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Let's just forget this coversation ever happened.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Or, we could post it on the 411...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: That would not be good.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Yes, we wouldn't want that t happen
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Wait
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hey, it's my evil twin brother
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: FFFFFF
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Wonder what he's doing here
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: The same guy who set my penis on fire?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Hello Lucifer
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: What going o... OH GOD
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: HELP ME
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGH
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, hello Mark
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Kewl. Sup 'Cifer
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Don't worry about that
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: This is Nuttz, not his evil twin brother
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: How do you copy and paste again?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I need it for something other than posting this on the 411
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Go to System32, and delete the folder.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Then, restart your computer.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, OK then
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'll just go there
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And....
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
[CAPPED] Peanuttz has changed their name to [CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK is now Online.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: That didn't do anything
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Oh.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: My bad.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Uh...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Try...
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: UM..
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Take your computer.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Throw it out of a large window, at least 6 stories above the ground.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Restart your computer.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Already did that yesterday
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Did it work?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Nope
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, I remember how to copy paste!
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: You take off your pants
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: And stick your penis into the USB drive
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Then restart the computer.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Oh yeah.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Whoops.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: Got that and making images into a JPEG mixed up.
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: Oh, that's fine

Easton Dark

10-02-2009, 07:08 PM

Elite

10-02-2009, 07:09 PM

No you did it! :(

Easton Dark

10-02-2009, 07:10 PM

Now your social life is ruined!

Elite

10-02-2009, 09:04 PM

Now your social life is ruined!

I don't have a social life.

Easton Dark

10-02-2009, 09:16 PM

I don't have a social life.

Exactly!

InstantDeath

10-02-2009, 09:34 PM

11:03 PM - InstantDeath: I know why night after night you sit in front of your computer.
11:03 PM - InstantDeath: Teh Matrixz
11:03 PM - one of them: u
11:03 PM - one of them: just screwed up
11:03 PM - one of them: my vidya
11:03 PM - one of them: i hope you're happy
one of them is now Offline.

Easton Dark

10-03-2009, 10:18 PM

{CoS} Đreamy: white girls dont exsist
Easton Dark: o.0
Easton Dark: then
Easton Dark: who will adopt all the african children?
Easton Dark: you just want them to live in that hell hole?
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
{CoS} Đreamy: angelina will save them1
{CoS} Đreamy: !
Easton Dark: but shes teh sex
Easton Dark: she cant take care of children
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
{CoS} Đreamy: she has like
{CoS} Đreamy: 1000
Easton Dark: her only purpose is a sperm recepticle
Easton Dark: you can also recycle it in her to
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
{CoS} Đreamy: that's disgusting.
Easton Dark: I know
Easton Dark: recycling is disgusting
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
{CoS} Đreamy: agreed.
Easton Dark: thats why I leave all my trash in some random ladies backyard
{CoS} Đreamy: ...
{CoS} Đreamy: rude

Easton Dark: not really
Easton Dark: she died a year ago
Easton Dark: :P
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
Easton Dark: they havnt found the body.....
Easton Dark: :P
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
{CoS} Đreamy: wow.
Easton Dark: because shes in MY backyard
Easton Dark: :P
Easton Dark: I propped her up and put her on the porch
Easton Dark: I have company :)
{CoS} Đreamy: lmao, wierdo
{CoS} Đreamy: xD
{CoS} Đreamy: go watch
{CoS} Đreamy: zombieland
{CoS} Đreamy: oh wait
{CoS} Đreamy: you're too young.
{CoS} Đreamy: :P
Easton Dark: and your to ugly
Easton Dark: ouch
Easton Dark: I felt the heat from that one
{CoS} Đreamy: T.T
{CoS} Đreamy: i am not
{CoS} Đreamy: lol
Easton Dark: this is where your face belongs
Easton Dark: http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4969910/182589-main_Full.jpg
{CoS} Đreamy: DERP.

Jesus123

10-03-2009, 11:52 PM

Zombo Joe: zoey is a shemale
Zombo Joe: o.o
Easton Dark: Rambo doesnt discriminate
Zombo Joe: orly
Easton Dark: that means she has to have anal sex
Easton Dark: no complaining
Zombo Joe: lol
Easton Dark: one way
Easton Dark: or another
Easton Dark: shes having it
Easton Dark: *homosexual statement*
Zombo Joe: lol

smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): WANNA SIGN MY PETITION?
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): SIGN IT!
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): PLEASE
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): SIGH
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): THE
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): PETITION
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): FOR ME
{T^E} BlackCat: NO
{T^E} BlackCat: MY
{T^E} BlackCat: PETITINO
{T^E} BlackCat: IS
{T^E} BlackCat: BETTER
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): NO
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): MINE
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): IS
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): U
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): SLUT
{T^E} BlackCat: MINE IS
{T^E} BlackCat: THE
{T^E} BlackCat: BEST
{T^E} BlackCat: EVER\
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): NO
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): MIENS
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): R'Z
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): TEH
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): BESTEST
{T^E} BlackCat: MINE HAS
{T^E} BlackCat: KITTENS
{T^E} BlackCat: AND
{T^E} BlackCat: A LOT
{T^E} BlackCat: OF
{T^E} BlackCat: THE MOST
{T^E} BlackCat: AWESOME
{T^E} BlackCat: SHIT
{T^E} BlackCat: EVER
{T^E} BlackCat: IN IT
{T^E} BlackCat: THAT'
{T^E} BlackCat: YOU
{T^E} BlackCat: CAN
{T^E} BlackCat: WIN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): KITTENS ARE
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): GAY
{T^E} BlackCat: BUT
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): A LOT
{T^E} BlackCat: THEY
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): OF
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): THEM
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): CAN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): FAIL
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): EVEN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): THE
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): COOLEST
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): PERSON
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): IN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): TEH
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): WORLD
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): NAMED
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): JESUS
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): SO
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): SIGN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): MY
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): FRIGGIN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): PETITION
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): RIGHT
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): NAOW
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): U
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): COMPRENDE
{T^E} BlackCat: SIGN
{T^E} BlackCat: MY
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): NO U
{T^E} BlackCat: ASS
{T^E} BlackCat: OK
{T^E} BlackCat: /SIGNED
{T^E} BlackCat: YOU WIN
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): I R"Z WINNAZ

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/6/128914182245764764.jpg

binge

10-06-2009, 01:23 PM

20:21 - b1nge. @ i38?: wtf do you want
20:21 - b1nge. @ i38?: and who the f are you
20:22 - Icy Lemon: Huh? I was just adding people from 411, erm...I'm icy lemon?
20:22 - b1nge. @ i38?: kk
20:22 - b1nge. @ i38?: you can stay
20:22 - Icy Lemon: :)
20:22 - b1nge. @ i38?: as long as you don't SPAM SHIT
20:22 - b1nge. @ i38?: k ?
20:23 - b1nge. @ i38?: understood
20:23 - b1nge. @ i38?: ?
20:23 - Icy Lemon: k
20:23 - b1nge. @ i38?: good
20:23 - b1nge. @ i38?: thank you

you pissed your pants, didn't you?

DTard

10-09-2009, 11:33 PM

So Mark challenged me:
HEYCHECKITOUTSPARK?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ONE CANNOT JUST JOIN THE HEYCHECKITOUTS
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: THEY MUST BE INITIATED IN.

this was the end result: (alot of it was just individual until Mark got us all into one chat. Nuttz was there too.)

[candlejack]HEYCHECKITOU: MAH NAME IS WIN GUISE
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTNUTTZFIALS.
Francis: I hate boats.: Moar liek
Francis: I hate boats.: HEYCHECKITOUTCHARACTERLIMITFAIL.
HEYCHECKITOUTNUTTZFIALS: CANDLEJACK FIAL
[candlejack]HEYCHECKITOU: Dude, it's a meme
[candlejack]HEYCHECKITOU: Are you retarded?
HEYCHECKITOUTNUTTZFIALS: FAIL MEME IS FIAL
[candlejack]HEYCHECKITOU: IT'S CANDLEJACK MEME
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTMEMESUCKS.
[candlejack]HEYCHECKITOU has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOU-HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.
HEYCHECKITOU-HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG: wat
Francis: I hate boats. disconnected.
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTNEVERGIVEYOUUP.
HEYCHECKITOUTNEVERGIVEYOUUP: :D
HEYCHECKITOU-HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG: FFFFFFFFFFFUUU-
HEYCHECKITOU-HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG has changed their name to DIABEETUS.
DIABEETUS: I win.
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTILOSTTHEGAME.
HEYCHECKITOUTILOSTTHEGAME: :)
DIABEETUS: GAWD DAMMIT
HEYCHECKITOUTILOSTTHEGAME: i THINK YOU LOST
DIABEETUS: I THINK THAT TOO
DIABEETUS has changed their name to DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU: HAI
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTWUTWUTINTHABUTT.
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU: lulz
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU: <3 Butters
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTGARUGAMESH.
HEYCHECKITOUTGARUGAMESH: o_o
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTGUYBRUSH.
HEYCHECKITOUTGUYBRUSH: Insult swordfighting bish
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTEFG.
HEYCHECKITOUTEFG: o_O
HEYCHECKITOUTGUYBRUSH has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTANHERO.
HEYCHECKITOUTANHERO: :)
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTHOWISHOTWEB.
HEYCHECKITOUTANHERO: FIAL SPIDERMAN
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTIACCIDENTLYITALL.
HEYCHECKITOUTANHERO has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTCATURDAY.
HEYCHECKITOUTCATURDAY: :D
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTMARKSUCKSDICK.
HEYCHECKITOUTCATURDAY: Do what's this business with new DR vidyas?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKSUCKSDICK: :)
HEYCHECKITOUTCATURDAY has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT: :)
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKSUCKSDICK: <3
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKSUCKSDICK: too bad we didn't have the ENTIRE name change
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT: ;--C==3
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTKENNY.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT: So anyway, what's this with new DR vidyas?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT: Who are you doing it with?
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTYOU'LLSEE.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARKISAFAGGOT: NO YOU'LL SEE
D~Tard has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTNOU.

SlainPwner666

10-10-2009, 11:25 AM

You fail. Here's what started it all.

HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: ONE CANNOT JUST JOIN THE HEYCHECKITOUTS
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: THEY MUST BE INITIATED IN.
Sparkrdom has changed their name to HEYCHECKITOUTSPARKRDOM
HEYCHECKITOUTSPARKRDOM: WHAT NOW BISH?
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK: It's on.
HEYCHECKITOUTMARK has changed their name to Markrdom.
HEYCHECKITOUTSPARKRDOM: WIN.

DTard

10-10-2009, 11:41 AM

Easton Dark

10-20-2009, 08:42 PM

Zombo Joe: being sick sux
Easton Dark: your telling me
Zombo Joe: eh
Zombo Joe: fuck it
Easton Dark: I was all coughing on this chick I never met before
Zombo Joe: I'll live
Zombo Joe: :3
Easton Dark: then I said she had a beautiful voice
Zombo Joe: lolz
Zombo Joe: :D
Easton Dark: then I said itd sound better being muffled by my penis
Zombo Joe: lawlz
Easton Dark: she just stood there
Zombo Joe: o_o
Easton Dark: then I realized it was a mannequin
Zombo Joe: lolwut?
Easton Dark: one smoking
Easton Dark: hot
Easton Dark: mannequin
Zombo Joe: lol

nerVe

10-21-2009, 05:39 PM

nerVe-: dude, i was trollin the boards way before i signed up.
nerVe-: at least a year before i signed up
Sparkrdom: Trollin?
nerVe-: ya know
Sparkrdom: how can you troll something you're not logged into?
nerVe-: with your line in the water and your drivin slow
Sparkrdom: don't you mean lurking?
nerVe-: im not a zerg
Sparkrdom: /facepalm

Edited out SOME errors.

Easton Dark

10-21-2009, 05:47 PM

Edited out SOME errors.

Cheater.

nerVe

10-21-2009, 06:41 PM

Like the wrong time to press enter and such.

Deadly

10-24-2009, 07:50 PM

{T^E} Deadly: You know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): wtf is gulliable
{T^E} Deadly: It's not in the dictionary
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): Prove it
{T^E} Deadly: Go look it up
{T^E} Deadly: It's not in
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): I asked you
{T^E} Deadly: I don't care about it
{T^E} Deadly: I know it's not in
smurf-jesus-turtle (RAGE): I know it's not

DTard

10-30-2009, 11:27 PM

9:22 PM - sad caller is sad: i need an overdose of something
9:22 PM - Sparkrdom: MAH PENIS!
9:22 PM - Sparkrdom: :D
9:23 PM - sad caller is sad: if only u could have an overdose
9:23 PM - sad caller is sad: u can barely get enough
9:23 PM - Sparkrdom: Wait, wut?
9:23 PM - sad caller is sad: i made a small penis joke!
9:23 PM - sad caller is sad: HAHA
9:24 PM - Sparkrdom: FUCK YOU! I WAS BORN WITHOUT ONE LEG, I WALK ON MY PENIS!
9:24 PM - sad caller is sad: i lold
9:24 PM - Sparkrdom: DON'T MAKE ME DICK SLAP YOU IN THE FACE, IT'S NOT A MUSHROOM MARK, IT'S A FUCKING SHOVEL MARK!

This being ZombieHunter I was talking to.

DTard

10-30-2009, 11:51 PM

AND THE LULZ KEEP COMING!

9:28 PM - Sparkrdom: NOW, STILL SAD?
9:28 PM - sad caller is sad: a little happier
9:28 PM - Sparkrdom: GOOD, CUZ MY BALLS ITCH AND I'M TIRED OPF TYPING, NOW I CAN SCRATCH THEM
9:28 PM - Sparkrdom: UNLESS YOU WANT TO
9:29 PM - sad caller is sad: my arms fell of all of a sudden
9:29 PM - Sparkrdom: HAWT, CAN I BORROW ONE?
9:30 PM - sad caller is sad: idk
9:30 PM - sad caller is sad: can u?
9:30 PM - Sparkrdom: MAY I?
9:30 PM - sad caller is sad gives D an arm
9:31 PM - Sparkrdom FAPS WITH IT, MAKES SURE IT'S ALL UP IN THE WEBS OF THE FINGERS AND HANDS IT BACK
9:31 PM - Sparkrdom: >:)
9:31 PM - sad caller is sad gives it to mark
9:31 PM - Sparkrdom: YOU'RE NOW GAY, YOU GAVE ME A HANDJOB
9:32 PM - Sparkrdom: HE ALREADY GAVE ME ONE, AND NOW HE'S OFFLINE SO IT'S STILL YOURS
9:32 PM - sad caller is sad: maybe ur cock just feels like my cock
9:32 PM - sad caller is sad: ever think of that?!!?!?!?!
9:32 PM - Sparkrdom: STILL MEANS YOU'RE GAY
9:33 PM - sad caller is sad: nou
9:34 PM - Sparkrdom SHOVEL MARKS YOU
9:37 PM - Sparkrdom: QQ MOAR BISH!
9:37 PM - sad caller is sad QQ's moar
9:37 PM - Sparkrdom sex's you
9:37 PM - Sparkrdom: :)
9:40 PM - sad caller is sad QQ's EVEN MOAR
9:40 PM - Sparkrdom: D=
9:40 PM - Sparkrdom: But I thought you liked my sexing!
9:41 PM - sad caller is sad: ever since i had marks...
9:41 PM - sad caller is sad: life is but a dream now
9:41 PM - Sparkrdom: HA! HIS IS FAKE!!
9:42 PM - sad caller is sad: at least there's something
9:42 PM - Sparkrdom: I gave him the surgery, it's injecting aids into every time, it's such a powerful injection it pierces through the condom
9:42 PM - Sparkrdom: so, you now have aids
9:42 PM - sad caller is sad: as long as i don't catch something else im fine
9:43 PM - Sparkrdom: well, you also have Chlamydia
9:43 PM - sad caller is sad: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
9:44 PM - Sparkrdom: Yeah, he already had it, so I added AIDS
9:45 PM - sad caller is sad: how exactly did u give mark AIDs?
9:47 PM - Sparkrdom: Extracted it from my experiments on DethPenguin and Nuttz
9:47 PM - Sparkrdom: I was excavating their vaginas
9:48 PM - Sparkrdom: Then I put it into Marks penis as I gave him his fake one.

Easton Dark

10-31-2009, 12:52 AM

Me and elite speaken borderlands-ise:

Easton Dark: my favorite magnum is the lawbringer brand
Easton Dark: 3 rounds of awsome
Zombo Joe: ugh forgot the name of my fav
Zombo Joe: brutal masher i think
Easton Dark: thats what she said

Nuttz

10-31-2009, 01:44 AM

9:47 PM - Sparkrdom: Extracted it from my experiments on DethPenguin and Nuttz

You told me that was for science!

SlainPwner666

10-31-2009, 11:48 AM

I was violated even while I was sleeping. FML.

DTard

10-31-2009, 01:02 PM

You told me that was for science!
It was. Science in making Mark a walking disease!

I was violated even while I was sleeping. FML.
Yes, indeed. It's because we love you =3

Nuttz

10-31-2009, 08:50 PM

DethPenguin: Your brother is 12?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: lolwut?
DethPenguin: heyzooz said your brother was of 12 years of age
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: No, I'm 12
DethPenguin: o
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I'm 12 and what is this?
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: But srsly
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: He is 12
DethPenguin is now Away.
DethPenguin: oh
DethPenguin is now Online.
DethPenguin: shit
DethPenguin: really?
DethPenguin: He said he was 18.
DethPenguin: This won't be easy explaining
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: waitwut?
DethPenguin: huh
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: DID YOU TOUCH HIM?
DethPenguin: YOU DONT KNOW ME
DethPenguin is now Offline.
DethPenguin is now Online.
DethPenguin: YES
DethPenguin is now Offline.

Zombie Hunter

11-01-2009, 12:22 AM

zh1: Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: I know how that feels
[CoLDA|PiE] Nuttz: waitwut?
zh1: O_o

REDSHARK

11-02-2009, 03:31 AM

DethPenguin: hey
DethPenguin: if you shot a bullet through a metal detector?
DethPenguin: wat
DethPenguin: would
DethPenguin: happen?
REDSHARK: it would go off?
DethPenguin: would it be fast enough?
REDSHARK: well
REDSHARK: maybe
REDSHARK: on another note
REDSHARK: what's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?
DethPenguin: there's
DethPenguin: 3 of them?
REDSHARK: 20 actually
DethPenguin: wait
DethPenguin: wot
REDSHARK: :D

wertan11

11-02-2009, 09:39 PM

Elite

11-07-2009, 02:05 AM

I was using Vista Speech Recognition.
This was on Xfire.

[23:29] Z0M80 J03: Unlike chocolate I like chocolate
[23:30] Z0M80 J03: I have used speech recognition to say this
[23:30] frozin1: watching G.I.Joe
[23:30] frozin1: the new movie
[23:30] frozin1: Again
[23:30] frozin1: :D
[23:30] frozin1: pretty cool movie
[23:30] frozin1: :D
[23:30] frozin1: Rip cord is win
[23:31] frozin1: He is teh nigga
[23:31] Z0M80 J03: This is as hard as far correct fuck
[23:31] frozin1: say this with recognition
[23:31] Z0M80 J03: Record is when he was the NATO
[23:31] frozin1: FUCK MY PUPPY DOG PIRATE
[23:31] Z0M80 J03: What would have been dulled higher
[23:31] frozin1: wut
[23:31] frozin1: >.>
[23:31] Z0M80 J03: What
[23:31] frozin1: wut r u talking about
[23:31] Z0M80 J03: What are you talking about
[23:32] frozin1: o.o
[23:32] Z0M80 J03: Happy face
[23:32] frozin1: Are you using
[23:32] frozin1: The program
[23:32] frozin1: To type
[23:32] frozin1: D:
[23:32] Z0M80 J03: Affirmative
[23:32] frozin1: say
[23:32] frozin1: Nigga
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: This is as hard as fuck
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: Nada
[23:33] frozin1: my penis is
[23:33] frozin1: WUTTTTTTTTTT
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: I can not use profanity
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: Mike keenan's is what
[23:33] frozin1: wut
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: What
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: Free loan has finished
[23:33] frozin1: nou
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: Freeload has been
[23:33] frozin1: Why such random crap?
[23:33] Z0M80 J03: I cannot say preload
[23:34] Z0M80 J03: This is unfair
[23:34] Z0M80 J03: One man is in a bubble
[23:34] Z0M80 J03: That did not make any sense
[23:34] Z0M80 J03: I feel like I am a computer
[23:34] frozin1: i am
[23:34] frozin1: A
[23:34] frozin1: PC
[23:35] Z0M80 J03: Ima vista
[23:35] frozin1: thats why you suck
[23:35] frozin1: XDDDD
[23:38] Z0M80 J03: I cannot speak with this
[23:38] Z0M80 J03: This is too hard
[23:39] Z0M80 J03: Do you like apple pie?
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: It takes me 1 minute to say something I could type in 10 seconds
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: This is a gimmick
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: Worthless
[23:40] frozin1: ahh
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: At least I know I can use my microphone
[23:40] frozin1: shh
[23:40] frozin1: Watching a movie
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: Now I cannot shut up
[23:40] frozin1: SHUT UP
[23:40] frozin1: ...
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: Now enter
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: The rare
[23:40] Z0M80 J03: Duckling
[23:41] Z0M80 J03: WTF
[23:41] Z0M80 J03: I did not mean to say that
[23:41] Z0M80 J03: Happy face
[23:43] Z0M80 J03: I like pancakes
[23:52] Z0M80 J03: It is very hard to speak like this
[23:52] Z0M80 J03: Sad face
[23:52] frozin1: idc
[23:52] frozin1: ANGRY FACE
[23:52] Z0M80 J03: I do not care of either end their
[23:52] frozin1: =o
[23:53] Z0M80 J03: Not a while and I cannot do anything
[23:53] Z0M80 J03: This is very hard
[23:54] Z0M80 J03: When I say something it type something completely different
[23:54] frozin1: =o
[23:54] frozin1: -o
[23:54] frozin1: -o
[23:54] frozin1: -o
[23:54] frozin1: -o
[23:54] frozin1: =o
[23:54] frozin1: =o
[23:54] frozin1: =o
[23:54] frozin1: say penis
[23:54] Z0M80 J03: Speech recognition socks
[23:54] Z0M80 J03: PS
[23:54] Z0M80 J03: Venus
[23:54] Z0M80 J03: Venus
[23:55] Z0M80 J03: It won't work
[23:55] frozin1: Night
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: Sad days
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: Don Bennett I cannot do this any longer
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: Why the hell did say Don Bennett
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: All my non
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: This piece of ship is formal
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: What the hell
[23:56] Z0M80 J03: This is the worst speech recognition ever
[23:57] frozin1: Don Bennett xD
[23:58] Z0M80 J03: this sucks
[23:58] frozin1: im going to bed
[23:58] frozin1: Night dude
[23:58] Z0M80 J03: Don Bennett inside my gate
[23:58] frozin1: wut?
[23:58] Z0M80 J03: If but when to say Don Bennett can suck my day
[23:59] Z0M80 J03: This thing won't work
[23:59] Z0M80 J03: It cannot say the most basic things
[23:59] Z0M80 J03: Like you rock my socks
[00:00] Z0M80 J03: or laughed out loud
[00:00] Z0M80 J03: It is 12:00 AM cool.

DTard

11-07-2009, 08:02 PM

5:58 PM - D~Tard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
5:58 PM - (F*D) Jack: ?
5:58 PM - (F*D) Jack: epic ness?
5:58 PM - D~Tard: yes
5:58 PM - (F*D) Jack: Titty bar
5:58 PM - (F*D) Jack: gay bar wha?
5:59 PM - (F*D) Jack: umm
5:59 PM - (F*D) Jack: no
5:59 PM - D~Tard: YES!
5:59 PM - (F*D) Jack: no
5:59 PM - D~Tard: I JIZZD
5:59 PM - (F*D) Jack: in your pants i knw
5:59 PM - D~Tard: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o220/BlackPlague12/1256546178495.gif
5:59 PM - (F*D) Jack: not the grible
6:00 PM - (F*D) Jack: XD\
6:00 PM - (F*D) Jack: really
6:00 PM - (F*D) Jack: thats a saved photo
6:00 PM - (F*D) Jack: XD
6:00 PM - D~Tard: YES!
6:01 PM - D~Tard: So fucking lulzy
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: so do you make that face?
6:01 PM - D~Tard: yes
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: looks like hes forceing it
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: a lil
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: pain
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: XD
6:01 PM - D~Tard: yeah, it's called explosive
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: XD
6:01 PM - (F*D) Jack: ugh messy

DTard

11-10-2009, 03:59 PM

LITTLE BACKGROUND! She lives just a city away and her BF lives in SO-CAL, and she was trying to get a new DLC for Fallout 3 working.
1:35 PM - D~Tard: so do it werk?
1:36 PM - [WTB] Manber: idk yet
1:36 PM - [WTB] Manber: doing more homework, then going to nap, THEN going to try it out. ;) lol
1:36 PM - D~Tard: Ah, well, have fun :D
1:36 PM - [WTB] Manber: hahaha
1:36 PM - [WTB] Manber: thanx. >.>
1:36 PM - D~Tard: :)
1:37 PM - [WTB] Manber: you are sweet.....
1:38 PM - D~Tard: How would you know? DID YOU SNEAK INTO MY ROOM AND TASTE ME?!? CREPPER STATUS ENGAGE!
1:38 PM - [WTB] Manber: crepper?
1:38 PM - [WTB] Manber: lol
1:38 PM - [WTB] Manber: im A CREPPER?!?!?
1:38 PM - D~Tard: Yes. A CREPPER!
1:39 PM - D~Tard: it's only infinitely worse than a creeper.
1:40 PM - [WTB] Manber: oh.
1:40 PM - [WTB] Manber: well thats not good
1:41 PM - D~Tard: xD
1:41 PM - D~Tard: well, you're the one tasting me....
1:43 PM - [WTB] Manber: lol
1:43 PM - [WTB] Manber: sorry...
1:43 PM - [WTB] Manber: you want me to stop?
1:43 PM - D~Tard: Urm.... awkward O_o
1:43 PM - D~Tard: no and yes.
No cuz it's smexy, yes because of Mike.
:P
1:44 PM - [WTB] Manber: lol
1:44 PM - [WTB] Manber: well... i'll keep going... if not for you. then for me. ;D
1:44 PM - D~Tard: O_O
1:44 PM - D~Tard: Whoa whoa, won't Mike get mad your tasting me?
1:44 PM - [WTB] Manber: lol
1:44 PM - [WTB] Manber: nope
1:44 PM - [WTB] Manber: ;) not if he doesnt' know
1:44 PM - D~Tard: O_O
1:45 PM - [WTB] Manber: lmao!
1:45 PM - D~Tard: urm.... *coughs uncomfortably*
1:46 PM - [WTB] Manber: lol
1:46 PM - [WTB] Manber: you don't know... maybe he might want in on some of this action...
1:46 PM - [WTB] Manber: xD
1:47 PM - D~Tard: Erm... I don't share >_>
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: .... oh!
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: well then... I guess the deals off
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: sorry
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: >.>
1:50 PM - D~Tard: Good, I knew I'd find some way to get out of it :D
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: >:(
1:50 PM - [WTB] Manber: i'll NEVER taste you again! you WHORE!
1:51 PM - D~Tard: Hey, YOU were the one who started it, I never asked for it!
1:51 PM - D~Tard: So in my eyes.... YOUR LOSS
1:51 PM - D~Tard: :P
1:52 PM - [WTB] Manber: ha ha ha!
1:52 PM - [WTB] Manber: oh gosh no
1:52 PM - [WTB] Manber: you have it WRONG
1:53 PM - D~Tard: O'rly? Who was the one who started it? You. Who said she'd KEEP doing it just for herself? YOU!
Who was uncomfortable with the whole idea? ME!
I think the facts stand strong.
1:53 PM - D~Tard: :P
1:54 PM - [WTB] Manber: nope
1:54 PM - [WTB] Manber: you wanted it
1:54 PM - [WTB] Manber: YOU CALLED ME A CREPPER!
1:55 PM - D~Tard: Yeah, because it was CREPPY!
1:55 PM - D~Tard: xD

Platysma

11-10-2009, 04:31 PM

A conversation that went in an epic conversation with a guy using Glados as his steam name.

GLaDOS: http://eq2players.station.sony.com/news_archive_content.vm?id=3215&section=News&locale=en_US
GLaDOS: oh
GLaDOS: wrong link
GLaDOS: hold on
Platysma: O
Platysma: K
GLaDOS: http://www.massively.com/2009/08/25/nearly-20min-worth-of-swtor-gameplay-video/#continued
Platysma: ooh, good shit
Platysma: my schools parking lot was a joke today
Platysma: I went to the lot farthest from the school in the waaaaaaaaay back and it was still full
Platysma: I ended up paralell parking in some dirt
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: TALK TO CORPRATE
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Approve memos
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Lead a workshop
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Remember birthdays
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Direct workflow
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: My own bathroom
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Micro manage
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Promote synergy
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Hit on deobrah
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Get rejected
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Swallow sadness
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Send some faxes
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Call a sex line
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Cry deeply
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Demand a refund
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Eat a bagel
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Harassment lawsuit
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: No promotion
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Fifth of vodka
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Shit on debrah's desk
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Buy a gun
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: In my mouth
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Pussy out
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Puke on debrah's desk
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Jump out the window
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Suck a dudes dick
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Score some coke
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Crash my car
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Suck my own dick
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Eat some chicken strips
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Chop my balls off
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Black out in the sewer
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Meet a giant fish
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Fuck his brains out
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Turn into a jet
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Bomb the russian's
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Crash into the sun
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Now I'm dead
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: You chop you balls off and die?
GLaDOS: Hell yea.
Platysma: I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
GLaDOS: Nope
Platysma: Actually I'm pretty sure you did
GLaDOS: Naw that aint me
Platysma: Ok well this has been eye opening for me
GLaDOS: I'm da boss
Platysma: Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Yeah, yeah I got it
GLaDOS: like a boss
Platysma: Ok great I heard you, bye
GLaDOS: like a boss

DTard

11-10-2009, 04:37 PM