Whats the most epic thing youve heard the computers say in L4D?

[persnicityninja]

Post them here

Church Guy- Whos There?
Francis- Hey Lets us in weve got a febal old man out here
Bill- HEY!
Church Guy- You think a care how old you are
Ding Dong ect.

[CrAnKeDHigH]

I think we may have had a thread like this already.....

Yep: http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10964&highlight=speak