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Waterboy2go
04-28-2009, 10:21 PM
http://www.waterboardseanhannityforcharity.com/Hannity.htm
On April 23, Sean Hannity said on his show that he'd let himself be waterboarded for charity.

We'd like to help in the cause. Seriously.

Most waterboarding participants last far less than fifteen seconds, usually only five seconds. So would you pay a dollar a second to charity if Sean Hannity got waterboarded? I would. Keith Olbermann says he'll put up a thousand dollars a second.

If this is behavior you'd like to encourage, email your desire to us. The links are below. We're collecting names and emails to encourage Sean Hannity to "Cowboy Up" so to speak, to get strapped in and "Ride the Liquid Pony."

Remember, we're not collecting any money for this. We're only facilitating your generosity and encouragement for Sean Hannity to get Waterboarded for Charity. So when he finally agrees to be Waterboarded for Charity, or whenever it's appropriate, we'll forward your email addresses to Fox, MSNBC and his favorite charity, and you'll know who to send your hard-earned money to.

I pledge to donate a $1 for every second he lasts, seriously, he has had it coming for years.

SlainPwner666
04-28-2009, 10:24 PM
-_-

This idea is fail and win at the same time

Shrubberyjsc
04-29-2009, 01:49 AM
You've got to wonder about the sanity of someone who volunteers to be tortured.

OHWAIT.

Maybe this means something...

xD

Waterboy2go
04-29-2009, 06:57 AM
You've got to wonder about the sanity of someone who volunteers to be tortured.

OHWAIT.

Maybe this means something...

xD

No no, it's not torture, they are just enhancing the interrogation methods...

Mr Hobo
04-29-2009, 07:43 AM
God thats mean

SickDaza
04-29-2009, 08:31 AM
What's waterboarding.

gehn6
04-29-2009, 09:21 AM
It's a method of torture that makes you think you are drowning when in reality you are not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding

DaSciz
04-29-2009, 09:40 AM
This is too perfect. There's no way Hannity can come out of this without looking like a fraud.

SickDaza
04-29-2009, 09:44 AM
It's a method of torture that makes you think you are drowning when in reality you are not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding

Ahh wikipedia the answer to all of life's questions :)

Shrubberyjsc
04-29-2009, 01:15 PM
No no, it's not torture, they are just enhancing the interrogation methods...
Oh, right.

My bad.

wink wink

nudge nudge

KNOWWHATIMEAN?!

A nod's as good as a wink to a BLIND BAT!

xD

gehn6
04-29-2009, 01:29 PM
how is this a great cause? we don't even know what charity he would pick!

Waterboy2go
04-29-2009, 03:03 PM
how is this a great cause? We don't even know what charity he would pick!
Because Sean fucking Hannity will get waterboarded!

Higgy531
04-29-2009, 03:12 PM
Who is Sean Hannity? Is he not known in America?

Waterboy2go
04-29-2009, 03:19 PM
Who is Sean Hannity? Is he not known in America?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtunkp3Phw
He's on Fox News

Higgy531
04-29-2009, 03:20 PM
He's on Fox News

No wonder I've never heard of him.