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Rionaxa
05-02-2009, 06:12 PM
Whenever I encounter a witch we always like to disturb her but sometimes when we are right next to her she gets up and tries to kill our Louis AI. Even when Louis isn't anywhere near her. My sister was standing under the witch while Louis was heading out the door to kill some zombies and she suddenly gets up and goes right past my sister to Louis. We even checked at the end credits to see who startled the witch, and my sister was the one who startled all 3. I am starting to think the witch is racist. O_o
SlainPwner666
05-02-2009, 06:13 PM
Must have said "Grabbin Peelz" one too many times
one of them
05-02-2009, 06:20 PM
One time the guy that startled the witch was downed before the witch even attacked him, so she moved on to me (I was playing Louis) and downed ME. I was the farthest away too.
Crysalis
05-02-2009, 06:37 PM
this confirms that the witch is racist. so run away if you are louis.
Ŧāvell
05-02-2009, 08:15 PM
Whenever I encounter a witch we always like to disturb her but sometimes when we are right next to her she gets up and tries to kill our Louis AI. Even when Louis isn't anywhere near her. My sister was standing under the witch while Louis was heading out the door to kill some zombies and she suddenly gets up and goes right past my sister to Louis. We even checked at the end credits to see who startled the witch, and my sister was the one who startled all 3. I am starting to think the witch is racist. O_o

i loled...................
binge
05-03-2009, 03:05 AM
I always shoot witches when people try to crown her

9/10 times she will attack the others and you will hear a guy yelling ' WTF I WAS GONNA CROWN HER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT'

And then you get votekicked :(
DethPenguin
05-03-2009, 03:12 AM
I always shoot my friends when they try to cr0wn the witch. Death ensues. Then I find out I don't have any friends. Masturbation ensues.
Steve Cloud
05-03-2009, 03:19 AM
I always shoot my friends when they try to cr0wn the witch. Death ensures. Then I find out I don't have any friends. Masturbation ensures.

Do you mean "ensures" or "ensues"?
DethPenguin
05-03-2009, 03:21 AM
Do you mean "ensures" or "ensues"?

I ensure you that I meant ensues.
OrangeCat X
05-04-2009, 12:21 AM
She is not racist...

She just wants his body.
Asura
05-04-2009, 03:01 AM
Witch is tsundere for Louis
SRXSniper58
05-06-2009, 07:56 AM
Yea i hate when people cr0wn the witch
that achievement should go, since quoting (i dont remember who said it) "the biggest disappointment is the witch, she is now more an achievement dispenser then a possible team wipe"
Doctor Whom
05-06-2009, 12:18 PM
Oh, why do people have to play like this? Let people get their "Cr0wned" achievement; it's not their fault you think the Witch should be more of a threat. I've never managed to get the acievement despite numerous attempts because jokers keep startling her while I'm creeping up.

For what it's worth, I think the Witch is too easy to defeat, and is virtually no threat if you have an auto-shotgun in the team. When I first got the game, tiptoeing around her was quite a scary thrill, and the sound of her weeping used to send shivers up my spine. Now I know her better, she's not up to the hype. But just because she's not as dangerous as she perhaps should be, don't stop people from cr0wning her. After all, loads of the other achievements are very easy to get too.
Shrubberyjsc
05-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Yea i hate when people cr0wn the witch
that achievement should go, since quoting (i dont remember who said it) "the biggest disappointment is the witch, she is now more an achievement dispenser then a possible team wipe"
That was me.

I still feel that way.

=T
Rionaxa
05-06-2009, 06:31 PM
When did this turn into a cr0wning thread? hahahaha
Sofaires
05-08-2009, 11:25 PM
the witch just have a crush on louis thats all
SRXSniper58
05-09-2009, 04:34 PM
if a crush is defined as raping you with long claws!
Sofaires
05-12-2009, 01:55 PM
theres a video of louis getting pounced by hunters all the time they even ignore the ones they have on sigh and jump to louis, they said it was a single player but dunno probably they was just messing around but was funny
Crysalis
05-12-2009, 11:51 PM
theres a video of louis getting pounced by hunters all the time they even ignore the ones they have on sigh and jump to louis, they said it was a single player but dunno probably they was just messing around but was funny

I lol'd.

10char
Sex on the Beach
05-13-2009, 08:04 PM
The witch reminds me of Jamie Lynn Spears.



k.
Deceptikon
05-14-2009, 04:48 PM
The AI director is racist.

In campaign mode.... Louis has like an 85% chance of being attacked if the group is huddled together. No matter what health everyone has or if anyone else is puked on.

The last time I was forced to play Louis my team had to spend the majority of every level de-huntering me. And at one point the AI were going for me so heavily that I had to progress through the level in small steps between being smokered and huntered. I think I spent more time on the ground that game than I did limping for my life. I'm glad we were playing normal or theres no way I would have survived. LoL

As for the witch... she usually chases Francis when I'm around.
XxNikkiSe7enxX
05-27-2009, 02:32 PM
In a way isnt the smoker a raciest..always trying to hang louis <.<

This game is mostly built i have noticed on perv and raciest terms,
1: Hunter - Stalks you, waits in dark conors and when ur not watching BAM tackles and rapes you <.<
2: boomer - gets a sick pleasure from throwing up on you. XD
3: smoke - likes to wrap his tongue around u and likes to hang louis.
4: witch goes for the black guy ... - probably programed on old fashion horror movie style, " the black man dies first!"
Tacharine
05-27-2009, 08:24 PM
The AI director is indeed racist.

Mine is racist a bit, in the sence of:
If I take a gun and incapacitate all three of them, throw a molotov at them, Louis would be the first to die.

On expert, I sent All three other survivors (I was playing Bill) outside the safehouse.

I waited for a horde.

It came, I backed away. I shot at them, of course, and the three went for the safehouse.
After they shoved the door open, I threw a molotov.
Zoey and Francis got in, but Louis couldn't, because he was trapped by a smoker. The combonation of the Smoker Pain + Molotov = Louis died pretty fast, while when I did that again, Zoey and Francis lived again.

WTF?!

There is two reasons why this is:

1. The infected are racist, always trying to kill off louis.
2. The infected find Louis attractive and attack him just to feel him.

Louis would be flatted if it was number 2, but I think he wants to live anyway.
theliberator1
05-27-2009, 09:10 PM
yeah I've been saving louis a hell of a lot lately... even when its not a bot!

and well, Louis did piss off the witch in the opening cinematic, so i guess its just following that.
Tacharine
05-29-2009, 06:29 PM
yeah I've been saving louis a hell of a lot lately... even when its not a bot!

and well, Louis did piss off the witch in the opening cinematic, so i guess its just following that.
He also was mauled by a Hunter he it could have so easily pounced someone else.
Jmoak3
06-03-2009, 11:13 AM
Kill her to death!!!!!!!!!!!
theliberator1
06-03-2009, 12:27 PM
He also was mauled by a Hunter he it could have so easily pounced someone else.

i was watching the intro movie just to check... Louis would have been hit by the smoker if he didnt walk a bit more in front of Bill...

he also was the only one to get hit by the Pipe bomb. Everyone else also left him to deal with the witch (kinda like in game, you get abandoned if you startle the witch.)