Life is fucking peachy.

[DTard]

So in four days, on Sunday, I'm officially kicked out of where I am living.
No where to go, no place to stay. So in four days I'll probably be on the streets. Just wanting to let everyone know that you guys are awesome and that if I never see you again take care.

[SlainPwner666]

It's been nice to know you man, may god help you and may luck bestow itself upon you.

As a celtic saying goes,

"Brothers until blood, blood brothers until death"

[DethPenguin]

You can live with me.

[one of them]

Did your parents get mad at you for sitting on your ass all day and contributing nothing to society?
If so, I have a spare bedroom. But I must warn you, my dog sometimes licks people's penises while they're sleeping. The people who've had it happen could've sworn it was human, but no... it was the dog. I swear.

[Frito]

Sorry to hear that man. Take care, and if you find the time to get online at a library or something, please do, and keep us updated.

[DTard]

Did your parents get mad at you for sitting on your ass all day and contributing nothing to society?
If so, I have a spare bedroom. But I must warn you, my dog sometimes licks people's penises while they're sleeping. The people who've had it happen could've sworn it was human, but no... it was the dog. I swear.
No, I've already moved out of my moms, lived with Shrub then got out of there and now I'm kicked out of here.

This economy hit hard in Vancouver, even McDonalds around here lost employees even though nationwide the company gained money.

So finding a job is excruciatingly hard.

[one of them]

No, I've already moved out of my moms, lived with Shrub then got out of there and now I'm kicked out of here.

This economy hit hard in Vancouver, even McDonalds around here lost employees even though nationwide the company gained money.

So finding a job is excruciatingly hard.

So... lemme get this straight.
You got kicked out of your mom's house? Or you chose to move out?
Shrub kicked you out? Or you chose to move out?
You have NO family? You have NO friends?
There has to be SOME option.

[Kenny]

Do you have a car?
Use that.

[DTard]

So... lemme get this straight.
You got kicked out of your mom's house? Or you chose to move out?
Shrub kicked you out? Or you chose to move out?
You have NO family? You have NO friends?
There has to be SOME option.
I chose to leave my moms, we were butting heads and I didn't want a huge explosion.

I moved out of Shrubs place because I lost my job and couldn't pay rent.

All my friends are people from YG so most of them are students and therefore have no money or house of their own.

My closest family is my Uncle and he's not a very welcoming guy, next is my Grandma or my aunt and they live much too far away from all the stuff I'm responsible for around here.

Do you have a car?
Use that.
No car, no money, no job.

I would have had a car by now but I lost my job in February and couldn't pay for one.

[one of them]

Are you moderately good looking? Sell yourself for sex.

[DethPenguin]

1. Sell computer
2. Profit
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

[DTard]

Are you moderately good looking? Sell yourself for sex.
Lol, I could but that goes against my morals.

[DTard]

1. Sell computer
2. Profit
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
Yeah, I could, but ATM I'm doing everything I can, talking to people at my church and getting the word out that I need help.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- double post..... Meant to copy pasta but I'm so distracted talking to people and seeing what I can make happen.

[one of them]

Doesn't dying in the cancerous streets go against your morals too?

[DTard]

Doesn't dying in the cancerous streets go against your morals too?
No, thats not a moral. a moral is something you believe shouldn't happen or something you refuse to do.

[one of them]

I believe that dying in cancerous streets shouldn't happen and I refuse to do it.

[DTard]

I believe that dying in cancerous streets shouldn't happen and I refuse to do it.
I'd much rather live on the streets than to whore myself.

[DethPenguin]

I'd much rather live on the streets than to whore myself.

Or sell your PC?

[one of them]

Well. You should spend your last couple of days playing massive TF2.

[DTard]

Or sell your PC?
If I were to live on the streets, selling my PC wouldn't help much at all. I'd let my friend have it.

Well. You should spend your last couple of days playing massive TF2.
lol, no, spending that last few days utilizing everything I have to find someplace.

[Nuttz]

That's bad to hear man, I hope it all works out for you.

[DTard]

That's bad to hear man, I hope it all works out for you.
I have 4-5 possiblities by just talking to three people, one is a for sure if none of the rest work out.

Church people are amazing.

As Scarlet from GWTW said: I've always depended on the kindness of others.

(I don't always, but I sure as hell am now)

[Tyr]

Make your way to NZ, you can crash on the couch. Don't touch my Whisky.

[DTard]

Make your way to NZ, you can crash on the couch. Don't touch my Whisky.
Lol, I love you too Tyr :P

But yeah, airplane tickets are spendy, I have obligations at my church and I couldn't leave all my friends.

[Nuttz]

Make your way to NZ, you can crash on the couch. Don't touch my Whisky.

Or better yet, come live with me in Aus! It's NZ+1000! :D

[Stuffinator]

Good luck man!

[BlackCat]

I have obligations at my church and I couldn't leave all my friends.

I can't help but think that, well, (depending on your religion) don't churches normally have some kind of assistance for members? You should definitely talk to a leader and see if there are any options.

If moving were an option I would suggest moving to a city or town with thriving micro-economies (college, military etc.) You would be likely to find a decent job, and the cost of living would likely be easy to manage.

[UKMD Elmo]

Why not just join the military? Sign up for at least three years and they pay for your food, housing and also let you shoot guns all day. Three years later you'll have enough money for a house, or possibly even stay on in the military and make a career out of it.

It may sound a bit drastic, but to solve all your problems in one fell swoop you can't beat it.

Food, housing, money, a job, guns. Good deal.

[GamerKing]

Why not just join the military? Sign up for at least three years and they pay for your food, housing and also let you shoot guns all day. Three years later you'll have enough money for a house, or possibly even stay on in the military and make a career out of it.

It may sound a bit drastic, but to solve all your problems in one fell swoop you can't beat it.

Food, housing, money, a job, guns. Good deal.

Thats always been my fall back plan, mainly because Australia has horrible recruitment figures and needs anyone they can get.

[Mr Hobo]

Shit, that sucks man. Hope you can make it through! My families is still deciding if we keep our house or not, because we have a 7,000$ debt...

Also, are not they having the olympics next year in Vancouver?

[Frito]

Is there no where you can find work?

[Darkness]

Why not just join the military? Sign up for at least three years and they pay for your food, housing and also let you shoot guns all day. Three years later you'll have enough money for a house, or possibly even stay on in the military and make a career out of it.

It may sound a bit drastic, but to solve all your problems in one fell swoop you can't beat it.

Food, housing, money, a job, guns. Good deal.

Yeah, as a worst case scenario, Im sure the military would be happy to take you. And the deal is especially sweet that sense your in Canada, or well, anywhere thats not the US, you most likely wont see danger like you would signing up for the US military.

The Navy is also not a bad option, wont see anything super dangerous (most likely) especially relative to ground forces. And you get to spend all day protected by inches of solid steel.

[Frito]

The Navy is also not a bad option, wont see anything super dangerous (most likely) especially relative to ground forces. And you get to spend all day protected by inches of solid steel.

You'll also probably get to tour the world if Canada has any neat naval bases.

[SickDaza]

Best of luck man!

Why are you getting kicked out so soon, can't they give you a bit more time to get your stuff together?

[DTard]

Also, are not they having the olympics next year in Vancouver?
Vancouver Washington.

Not Canadia.

I'm in the states.


Why not just join the military? Sign up for at least three years and they pay for your food, housing and also let you shoot guns all day. Three years later you'll have enough money for a house, or possibly even stay on in the military and make a career out of it.

It may sound a bit drastic, but to solve all your problems in one fell swoop you can't beat it.

Food, housing, money, a job, guns. Good deal.
I'm not a military person.

Best of luck man!

Why are you getting kicked out so soon, can't they give you a bit more time to get your stuff together?
It was originally 7 weeks, but one of the people is sick of me.

[Darkness]

Vancouver Washington.

Not Canadia.

I'm in the states.



I'm not a military person.


It was originally 7 weeks, but one of the people is sick of me.

Ah, I fail then. I just assumed, lol.

But yeah, well, thats why I suggested Navy. Because no matter who you are, the military or the Navy far beats homeless on the streets.

Although, since you are in the states, I strongly push for the Navy. Will get you out of going to the middle east. Although if we get involved in Korean War II as it seems like we are heading towards as of now. You may get wrapped up in that, but hell, anything beats being on the ground in active duty, well except being homeless.

And anything beats being a homeless guy on the street. And since you're a smart person you could possibly work your way up and get a very nice salary after a few years. Guaranteed pay and job security thats for sure.

[SickDaza]

What a prick they shortened it from 7 weeks to 4 days. I really hope that your church or something helps you through the tough times.

[binge]

do a 'couchtrade'/'couchetrade'

I don't know how you write it, I just heard about it in school
basically you can join this group and if you join it, you can sleep on anyone's couch from that group
I heard it's worldwide, but I dunno, just heard about it

USE THAT or get a car and sleep in there

[DTard]

Ah, I fail then. I just assumed, lol.

But yeah, well, thats why I suggested Navy. Because no matter who you are, the military or the Navy far beats homeless on the streets.

Although, since you are in the states, I strongly push for the Navy. Will get you out of going to the middle east. Although if we get involved in Korean War II as it seems like we are heading towards as of now. You may get wrapped up in that, but hell, anything beats being on the ground in active duty.
Yeah, like I said, I am REALLY not a military person. I'ma lover not a fighter. But I can handle my own if I have to....



What a prick they shortened it from 7 weeks to 4 days. I really hope that your church or something helps you through the tough times.
Yeah, I was up till midnight my time talking to people getting things talked out.
I have one definite place at my friends and her parents. But there are still doors to be opened and explored. I'm not closing really any offers until they're definitely not possible.

[SickDaza]

Well even if it is only temporary it is better then nothing. Is there no part time jobs just at the local supermarket or something, or a clothes shop. I know it's lame but that's what I do and it's steady money.

[DTard]

Well even if it is only temporary it is better then nothing. Is there no part time jobs just at the local supermarket or something, or a clothes shop. I know it's lame but that's what I do and it's steady money.
Again, Vancouver, Washington was hit really hard by the recession. McDonalds in the area have laid people off. THATS really bad since nationwide McDonalds has gained money.

[Darkness]

Yeah, like I said, I am REALLY not a military person. I'ma lover not a fighter. But I can handle my own if I have to....

well, if it comes down to it. are you REALLY not a military/army/whatever person or are you REALLY not a homeless person. You can only pick one. (assuming this worst case scenario)

Furthermore, you may not need to do any fighting at all, thus the Navy. Although, should fighting be necessary, I would assume the need to handle yourself would be sufficient for your needs.

Frankly, looking at long term. The armed forces (there we go, better term) will help you in the future for jobs. It is a great thing to have on your CV, it will separate you from the rest of job candidates. Living on the streets isn't going to help your job problem. People cant discriminate and what not, sure, but when it comes down to it, they take a person who is more well seated over someone who will look like they live on the streets. Then it has short term benefits of keeping you off the street and giving you a fairly comfortable lifestyle especially in comparison to living off the streets.

And there is always a chance in longterm to get promotions and forget active duty and live very comfortably.

edit: also, did you ever think about moving? Like looking for jobs somewhere else in a different city/state? I know you said you had some church commitments, but I think no matter what those are, that the church will understand if you leave to keep yourself alive and in a state of wellbeing.

[DTard]

well, if it comes down to it. are you REALLY not a military/army/whatever person or are you REALLY not a homeless person. You can only pick one. (assuming this worst case scenario)

Furthermore, you may not need to do any fighting at all, thus the Navy. Although, should fighting be necessary, I would assume the need to handle yourself would be sufficient for your needs.

Frankly, looking at long term. The armed forces (there we go, better term) will help you in the future for jobs. It is a great thing to have on your CV, it will separate you from the rest of job candidates. Living on the streets isn't going to help your job problem. People cant discriminate and what not, sure, but when it comes down to it, they take a person who is more well seated over someone who will look like they live on the streets. Then it has short term benefits of keeping you off the street and giving you a fairly comfortable lifestyle especially in comparison to living off the streets.

And there is always a chance in longterm to get promotions and forget active duty and live very comfortably.

edit: also, did you ever think about moving? Like looking for jobs somewhere else in a different city/state? I know you said you had some church commitments, but I think no matter what those are, that the church will understand if you leave to keep yourself alive and in a state of wellbeing.
Let me put it another way, I'm unfit for armed forced work. I cannot kill a person, plus my medical history would probably exclude me since I have anger problems at times and would probably start screaming back at a drill instructor xD

And yeah, I really can't leave my church like this because I run the technology for the main service and almost nobody knows how to do it.

[Darkness]

Let me put it another way, I'm unfit for armed forced work. I cannot kill a person, plus my medical history would probably exclude me since I have anger problems at times and would probably start screaming back at a drill instructor xD

And yeah, I really cn't leave my church like this because I run the technology for the main service and almost nobody knows how to do it.

And the church wont help you along with payment or hookups or something for that service? Sure its sad to ask for money from a church, but look, you cant do it for them if your homeless. If they really need you/want you, they will do whatever they can to keep you around. If not, well, you know their true feelings. Churchs like anything else are just businesses. They need money in and have to pay money to their employees like anyone else. If they dont need someone, they'll accept free services, but will shy away from any payment.

Disclaimer: I am not trying to get into an argument over religion here or question beliefs or anything else, everyone can believe what they want to believe and we'll see who is right and who is wrong when we die. I am just trying to help.

But no, I dont believe you. If the situation called for it, any one and everyone would kill someone else to save their own skin. Its what humans do, no matter how much you want to question or believe otherwise.

But again, thats why I said navy. Very few people in the Navy pull the trigger. Hell, go to the Navy or army and see if you could become a technician or something. They need those. There are as many non-combat jobs as there are combat jobs in both fields.

But I digress... In the Navy, odds are you wouldnt kill someone, even in a battle, odds are you specifically would not be the one to take someone else's life. Also, navy boot camp is different than military boot camp I think. And someone with Anger problems they would most likely rather have. Means when the other side pisses you off, you will rage back at them. As far as yelling at a drill instructor, im sure you wouldnt twice or maybe as much as thrice. They are very good at breaking people of that kinda nasty habit. :p

edit: I thought of a nicer way to put the church thing. If the church likes/enjoys/needs/wants what you are doing for them. Then there is more of a reason to ask them for employment of some kind, some payment method, anything is better than nothing. And being a church, they should not turn you down as a good member who helps out during a time of need. And if they do, change churchs, they are only interested in what you can do for them, not in you.

[DTard]

Trust me, I cannot kill.

I can disable, but I will NOT kill.

It's emotionally and mentally not possible for me to do it.

And I have a few people from my church looking for places for me, and yes, the church does pay me at times. Not always, which isn't a big deal, but they can't do half of what they do without me and I know this.

Anyways, I'm working things out, I have a definite place with my friend and her family, they're a last resort, but better than nothing.

[Darkness]

Trust me, I cannot kill.

I can disable, but I will NOT kill.

It's emotionally and mentally not possible for me to do it.

And I have a few people from my church looking for places for me, and yes, the church does pay me at times. Not always, which isn't a big deal, but they can't do half of what they do without me and I know this.

Anyways, I'm working things out, I have a definite place with my friend and her family, they're a last resort, but better than nothing.

Alright, well, lets look into the future a bit. Yes, i realize that it isnt always wise to look forward, else you may trip on an obstacle in front of you. However, lets do it now.

What if the recession there doesnt get better? What if things get worse? Sure, living with a friend is a solution to no home. But it isnt a solution to no job. Im sure you do not want to live with that friend forever more.

Is the stuff you do teachable to someone else?

edit: oh, and off topic which doesnt need to be discussed further about you personally, but I will go however long desired about humans in general :P

Trust me, I cannot kill.

I can disable, but I will NOT kill.

It's emotionally and mentally not possible for me to do it.


I believe you that you believe so. I do not believe that under certain circumstances, you would let yourself die if the means to prevent it were available. As that is human, and you (assuming, and well, you never know, ive been quite wrong with my assumptions lately) are human, and thus your puny little frontal lobe (in comparative terms, not derogatory against your intelligence) will be silenced by your inner core brain for survival.

editedit: Humans are disgusting, sick, pathetic creatures. Don't believe you are anything grandeur than any other animal. Frankly, we probably are worse than most anything in existence. Believing anything more is just lying to yourself

[DTard]

Alright, well, lets look into the future a bit. Yes, i realize that it isnt always wise to look forward, else you may trip on an obstacle in front of you. However, lets do it now.

What if the recession there doesnt get better? What if things get worse? Sure, living with a friend is a solution to no home. But it isnt a solution to no job. Im sure you do not want to live with that friend forever more.

Is the stuff you do teachable to someone else?

edit: oh, and off topic which doesnt need to be discussed further about you personally, but I will go however long desired about humans in general :P



I believe you that you believe so. I do not believe that under certain circumstances, you would let yourself die if the means to prevent it were available. As that is human, and you (assuming, and well, you never know, ive been quite wrong with my assumptions lately) are human, and thus your puny little frontal lobe (in comparative terms, not derogatory against your intelligence) will be silenced by your inner core brain for survival.
Yes, except I have been put in the situation of life and death countless times. I did not kill then, I disabled. I do not fear death.


Yeah, there are more jobs opening around here, it's just that it hard without a car so I plan on getting that done since that's been my biggest crutch in getting a job.

I have a plan, I know what I've got to do.

[Darkness]

Yes, except I have been put in the situation of life and death countless times. I did not kill then, I disabled. I do not fear death.


Yeah, there are more jobs opening around here, it's just that it hard without a car so I plan on getting that done since that's been my biggest crutch in getting a job.

I have a plan, I know what I've got to do.

Ah, ok, then all is good. I thought we were discussing this based on the lack of a plan. As i said, my assumptions have been very wrong as of late. (Note the lack of comment on being human or not :p)

As long as you have a solid plan, temporary fixes are just the solution to hiccups in said plan. Glad to hear that :D

[DTard]

Yeah, I worked my ass off last night talking to my two good friends and they've been going to the church longer therefor they know the people better and whatnot.

Thank you all for the support and suggestions, I will try and keep you all updated as I can.

[Darkness]

Yeah, I worked my ass off last night talking to my two good friends and they've been going to the church longer therefor they know the people better and whatnot.

Thank you all for the support and suggestions, I will try and keep you all updated as I can.

Alright, sounds like a plan... er, another plan.

[DTard]

Alright, sounds like a plan... er, another plan.
Lol, indeed.

It's really odd, the two people I'm talking to about places used to best friend until Monday when something snapped..... I'm friends with both and they both want me to live at their ideas.... and they both know the other has an idea. It's kinda funny, they almost seem like they're competing for my living situation xD

[UKMD Elmo]

I would seriously not discount the military though. It beats the hell out of being homeless, regardless of your own morality. Besides, being in the Military is not immoral. You'll be protecting your country from her enemies, ergo you're defending your friends and family. Plus, if the idea of killing isn't very appealing why not just join an administration or logistics corp. That way you're still getting all the benefits and not having to kill anyone.

I would seriously consider the military man, it's at the very least your final backup plan. Remember, once you're on the streets there's nearly no hope in hell of getting off them again. Good luck mate.

[SlainPwner666]

You join the military ONLY as a final plan.

Because I signed up for infantry, and look at what it's done to me. I can't sleep half the time because I have flashbacks. If anything, sign up for the Navy.

[DTard]

I would seriously not discount the military though. It beats the hell out of being homeless, regardless of your own morality. Besides, being in the Military is not immoral. You'll be protecting your country from her enemies, ergo you're defending your friends and family. Plus, if the idea of killing isn't very appealing why not just join an administration or logistics corp. That way you're still getting all the benefits and not having to kill anyone.

I would seriously consider the military man, it's at the very least your final backup plan. Remember, once you're on the streets there's nearly no hope in hell of getting off them again. Good luck mate.
Yeah, like I said, I'm not closing any doors at this point in time. I'd just rather avoid the military.

[Easton Dark]

Just putting it out there, can you sell your video games for a short relief?

(And why is everyone so passionate about the military, he said no)

[Darkness]

Just putting it out there, can you sell your video games for a short relief?

(And why is everyone so passionate about the military, he said no)

Because its better than homeless, no matter personal beliefs. And I stressed Navy more personally ;)

And video games sales will net you only a couple days relief. :/

[yourbadmega]

Dtard, you can still join the army and not fight, you can be an engineer or a drill instructor. Personally, I'm going into the US military and I plan to go to Iraq, so if this is where the chips fall, I hope i don't see you there.

[DTard]

Dtard, you can still join the army and not fight, you can be an engineer or a drill instructor. Personally, I'm going into the US military and I plan to go to Iraq, so if this is where the chips fall, I hope i don't see you there.
Dude, even if we did I really doubt we would know that we knew each other from here xD

[Easton Dark]

Because its better than homeless, no matter personal beliefs. And I stressed Navy more personally ;)

And video games sales will net you only a couple days relief. :/

Who knows, he may have thousands of dollars worth of vidya gaymz :P

(military = no is what I read from him)

[DTard]

Who knows, he may have thousands of dollars worth of vidya gaymz :P

(military = no is what I read from him)
Yeah, no on the video games... all I have that are legit (no, I don't play my illegal games anymore, not getting into that) are my Steam games.

(military is a very reluctant maybe)

[Easton Dark]

If you can get that guy that shortened your time from 7 weeks to 4 days to read this forum, I have something to say to him.

[Cyanyde]

I applied for the Army here in Canada last year.. never heard back. :(
I'm guessing they were turned off by my criminal record, but what difference does that make? It's the Army ffs..

I know it's probably different in the States, but wow, you'd think they'd take almost anyone they can get.

Anyway, I hope everything works out for you dude, l4d411 won't be the same if you're not around. :(

[Easton Dark]

Anyway, I hope everything works out for you dude, l4d411 won't be the same if you're not around. :(

Here here!

*Save the Tard foundation sponsored by l4d411*

[Shrubberyjsc]

Woah, dude.

Last I heard, you had some time, but 4 days?

Who's ticked off at you? Why?

Anyway, I hope you find something.

And if it was me, I'd definitely go into the Navy over the other branches.

[DTard]

If you can get that guy that shortened your time from 7 weeks to 4 days to read this forum, I have something to say to him.
It was his wife, she's at her limits with three kids and such.


Anyway, I hope everything works out for you dude, l4d411 won't be the same if you're not around.
Yeah, this community is overall pretty awesome, some glitches, but overall really fun.

I will get on as often as I can if I don't have internet where I end up.

Here here!

*Save the Tard foundation sponsored by l4d411*
I friggin lol'd


Woah, dude.

Last I heard, you had some time, but 4 days?

Who's ticked off at you? Why?

Anyway, I hope you find something.

And if it was me, I'd definitely go into the Navy over the other branches.
Tom's wife is, for reasons mention in this post (three kids are tough, especially Isaac)

[Crysalis]

Damn, dude. This really hit hard.. I have no idea what to say or suggest, but good luck. I hope you find a good place to resort to. :/

[DTard]

Damn, dude. This really hit hard.. I have no idea what to say or suggest, but good luck. I hope you find a good place to resort to. :/
Life comes at you fast.

I'm kicking it into high gear and making my move. No more letting things pass me by!

I plan on utilizing every opportunity available to me.

[Easton Dark]

I hear housing in Somalia is pretty cheap, and I can bet you'd go there with the Navy

Edit: I'm guessing this will affect your review show :(

[DTard]

I hear housing in Somalia is pretty cheap, and I can bet you'd go there with the Navy
Yeah, and I'll say once again, I have friends, family (I consider Shrub family :)), and obligations here.

[Easton Dark]

(I consider Shrub family)

Vice Versa scrubs?

Yknow, for a life altering stage in your life, it makes for great entertainment on the forums.

[DTard]

Vice Versa scrubs?

Yknow, for a life altering stage in your life, it makes for great entertainment on the forums.
I'm sure he does xD

But yeah, it probably is pretty entertaining.

Scary as hell for me, but I can see how it'd be entertaining.

[Infest0125]

Find a place.... WE NEED SOMEWHERE TO PUT THE BAYBAYS!!

Seriously though, hope stuff works out for you.

If you have to take drastic measures, might I suggest dropping the socks a little......

[DTard]

Find a place.... WE NEED SOMEWHERE TO PUT THE BAYBAYS!!

Seriously though, hope stuff works out for you.

If you have to take drastic measures, might I suggest dropping the socks a little......
I loving love you Infest xD

You're going to be one of the people I miss the most if I don't get internet D=

[Infest0125]

Oh don't worry. I'll be whoring myself on the streets, you'll see me a lot, and I can give you awesome discounts!

And never forget 2 for 1 tuesdays!

[DTard]

Oh don't worry. I'll be whoring myself on the streets, you'll see me a lot, and I can give you awesome discounts!

And never forget 2 for 1 tuesdays!
Sweet!
Wait, 2 for 1?

Who get two and who gets one?

[Infest0125]

Who's paying?

[DethPenguin]

This discussion is against my morals.

[Cyanyde]

This discussion is against my morals.

Morals are against my morals.. :S

[DTard]

Who's paying?
I'm... not sure D=

[lawlhat]

Wow thats pretty bad. Just a few weeks ago my cousin had to go back to his parents place because he lost his job and couldnt pay rent.... at least he has a car.

Best wishes to you.

[DTard]

Wow thats pretty bad. Just a few weeks ago my cousin had to go back to his parents place because he lost his job and couldnt pay rent.... at least he has a car.

Best wishes to you.
Thanks man.

[Cyanyde]

I know you said you don't want to move away from where you are but..
Make your way to Brampton, you can crash on my couch and we'll lan all day. :D

[DTard]

I know you said you don't want to move away from where you are but..
Make your way to Brampton, you can crash on my couch and we'll lan all day. :D
Friggin lol.

That would be fun but I honestly would get homesick WAY too fast....

[yourbadmega]

any update on your situation?

[one of them]

I can't help but think that, well, (depending on your religion) don't churches normally have some kind of assistance for members?
Church?
Assist?
LOLOLOL.

Catch a plane to America and try hard to get on Madonna's doorstep. She just got turned down in Africa, I'm sure she'll adopt you into her family.

[DTard]

Church?
Assist?
LOLOLOL.

Catch a plane to America and try hard to get on Madonna's doorstep. She just got turned down in Africa, I'm sure she'll adopt you into her family.
You've probably been going to the Mormon church.

Anyways, Update: I just got back from one potential home and talked with the 'rents. Probably my best choice for say, Internet, rides, ETC.
If I go there I will not be leaving you.

I've still to hear about the other possible place, so we'll see.

[Nuttz]

You've probably been going to the Mormon church.

Anyways, Update: I just got back from one potential home and talked with the 'rents. Probably my best choice for say, Internet, rides, ETC.
If I go there I will not be leaving you.

I've still to hear about the other possible place, so we'll see.

Hooray! After all that, you might not be leaving us! And if you stay, just disregard that stuff about me loving you... that was... a joke...

[DTard]

Hooray! After all that, you might not be leaving us! And if you stay, just disregard that stuff about me loving you... that was... a joke...
WHAT?!?

You lead me on just to dump me on the curb??

D=

[Nuttz]

WHAT?!?

You lead me on just to dump me on the curb??

D=

I can still caress you abit if you want...

[DTard]

I can still caress you abit if you want...
Right behind the ear is the best spot.. makes my leg go NUTS! (no pun intended)

[Nuttz]

Right behind the ear is the best spot.. makes my leg go NUTS! (no pun intended)

You wanna go see this movie later?
http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/derailed.jpg

[DTard]

You wanna go see this movie later?
http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/derailed.jpg
The Kiggins is showing Fast and Furious and Knowing for 5 bucks!

[Crysalis]

Great to see things cleared up a bit for you. :-D

[DethPenguin]

Wait what.

[DTard]

Great to see things cleared up a bit for you. :-D
Indeed, nothing like the threat of being homeless to get your butt moving xD

[one of them]

Great. Now get a job and move to America where you will become a Millionaire Tycoon and have a movie created based on your life.

[DethPenguin]

So much for our super secret plan that you were never apart of 0n3 but Obama may know and a certain member associated with Fail and Guy.

[DTard]

Great. Now get a job and move to America where you will become a Millionaire Tycoon and have a movie created based on your life.
Lol, already in America remember?

[Easton Dark]

Ho.0raY111!!!1!

My constant mockery of your situation paid off :-)

[DTard]

Ho.0raY111!!!1!

My constant mockery of your situation paid off :-)
Indeed, and your death will be swift.

[Easton Dark]

Indeed, and your death will be swift.

But I've got 99 armor giving me 99% dmg resistance =O

[Platypus]

You should write a book about it and make massive cash and be selected for the oprah book club. Problem solved.

[DTard]

But I've got 99 armor giving me 99% dmg resistance =O
Even 99% damage resistance doesn't hold up against infinite damage.

@ Platypus

I'll pass.

[Easton Dark]

It does with health regeneration :P

[DTard]

It does with health regeneration :P
The infinite damage is instant... regeneration is slow.... so.... you're dead.


Anywyas, yeah, good times, I've got a definite place... the father doesn't like it too much since he's REALLY protective of his daughters (totally acceptable, I'm 19, the youngest is 16, the oldest is... 17?) Anyways, he's even allowing it because they see me at church all the time and I'm associated with Shrub and his brother and that family is WELL known at the church and yeah... hooray for Shrub and QD (QD is Shrubs brothers nickname shortened) :)

[Easton Dark]

the oldest is... 17?)

He shouldn't have any need to worry than, because good ol' DTard would never "do" anything illegal.

[DTard]

He shouldn't have any need to worry than, because good ol' DTard would never "do" anything illegal.
Yeah, I wouldn't but still, it's understandable, he doesn't KNOW.
He can WANT to know, but in his mind he wouldn't know...

It's the same for any one of us.
If you had two daughters and then a guy who's 19 need to move in, don't you think you'd be a bit worried?

[Easton Dark]

The difference is I wouldn't let you wear banana hammocks or anything less than a jumpsuit (which I assume he lets you wear) in my home.

So yes, I'd be nervous, always stroking my gun......

and no matter what your doing, I'd say "go ahead, make my day"

[Platypus]

So yes, I'd be nervous, always stroking my gun......


Sexual references ahoy!

[DTard]

Another update: that place fell through D=

[Darkness]

Another update: that place fell through D=

That sucks, the father tweek out over it?

[DTard]

That sucks, the father tweek out over it?
Yeah, TBH, I kinda expected it.

[Darkness]

Yeah, TBH, I kinda expected it.

Yeah, it doesnt really surprise me either. What surprised me is that he even considered it. (no offense meant, but fathers are just super protective usually of their daughters)

Do you have any other back up places?

[DTard]

I'm looking.

The reason he considered it is already been said if you look back.

[Darkness]

I'm looking.

The reason he considered it is already been said if you look back.

I know, thus why I said the most surprising thing was. Although, I find it kind of funny that people will believe and put their faith in thousands of years old stories but wont believe nor put their faith in a clean cut guy with good friends and good faith in front of their faces...

So, this was the only place you had? (I realize your still looking, I just mean only place actually "had")

[Platypus]

You should just join the navy. You don't have to do anything and you get paid. You also get housing and schooling, pretty sweet deal i say.

[DethPenguin]

You should join the marines.

[Darkness]

You should just join the navy. You don't have to do anything and you get paid. You also get housing and schooling, pretty sweet deal i say.

Yeah, forgot about that part. They pay for your college too.

But he already said he isnt that kinda person and will only do it as an ultimate last resort.

How far away is your family? (uncle and mother) (I know you said things werent on good terms)

[DethPenguin]

But he already said he isnt that kinda person

But he's on 411.

[mshield]

You can live with me.
I can vouch for this guy, I mean after all I am secretly living in his attic.

...


YOU HEARD NOTHING

[Darkness]

But he's on 411.

huh? What does that have to do with him being an army/military/navy/marines/seals/etc person?

[kookoodude11]

Sorry but the quickest option is to kill yourself.:(

[Easton Dark]

Sorry but the quickest option is to kill yourself.:(

The truth, he speaks it.

"Life will continue on, with, or without you" - Locust Queen

[DethPenguin]

huh? What does that have to do with him being an army/military/navy/marines/seals/etc person?

It has to do with him doing nothing.

[DTard]

Yeah, I plan on talking to a bunch of people on Sunday.

[Nuttz]

Yeah, I plan on talking to a bunch of people on Sunday.

Make sure you don't mention the numerous hate crimes and public indecent exposure... at least until a few weeks...

[SickDaza]

He has said numerous times that he does want to join the marines or the navy or anything like that he seems pretty adamant about it as well so I think that those options are pretty much out of the picture.

Anyway do you have many good friends you can just stay at maybe for a week if you can't find anyone when you talk to people on Sunday because personally I think what the people who are kicking you out out did was pretty terrible. I mean giving you only four days when they said 7 weeks to find a place to live. I can understand why they shortened the time, children can be stressful, but to not even give you a week to talk to people and shit.

[DTard]

Yeah, I'll be talking to alot of people tomorrow... IDK where I'll end up so... If I don't see you guys for a while, take care.

[Darkness]

Yeah, I'll be talking to alot of people tomorrow... IDK where I'll end up so... If I don't see you guys for a while, take care.

Do you have anywhere in writing that you have 7 weeks to find a place? I would think that kind of thing would be in the lease. Because if you do you can take them to court and net yourself another 6 weeks. Furthermore, you may be able to get somethin out of it for causing "irreparable emotional and psycological harm" to you by forcing you to try and impose your situation on all your friends to just find any place. Who knows if you have done damage to those relationships as a result and also who knows what damage you have done to your head for the depressing feelings of it all. And frankly, you could even threaten to do this and alot of people will help you out to just avoid going to court.

[CrAnKeDHigH]

Do you have anywhere in writing that you have 7 weeks to find a place? I would think that kind of thing would be in the lease. Because if you do you can take them to court and net yourself another 6 weeks. Furthermore, you may be able to get somethin out of it for causing "irreparable emotional and psycological harm" to you by forcing you to try and impose your situation on all your friends to just find any place. Who knows if you have done damage to those relationships as a result and also who knows what damage you have done to your head for the depressing feelings of it all. And frankly, you could even threaten to do this and alot of people will help you out to just avoid going to court.


First of all, why would he want to net himself 6 more weeks in a place he knows he isnt wanted. That just seems like it would be a terrible situation to live in anyway. And second, do we really need to encourage people to bring more lawsuits to the court systems in this country? Its bad enough that people already sue over the most trivial shit. I know its a shitty situation for DTard, but going to court isnt going to help the situation.

[DTard]

Do you have anywhere in writing that you have 7 weeks to find a place? I would think that kind of thing would be in the lease. Because if you do you can take them to court and net yourself another 6 weeks. Furthermore, you may be able to get somethin out of it for causing "irreparable emotional and psycological harm" to you by forcing you to try and impose your situation on all your friends to just find any place. Who knows if you have done damage to those relationships as a result and also who knows what damage you have done to your head for the depressing feelings of it all. And frankly, you could even threaten to do this and alot of people will help you out to just avoid going to court.
Me staying here in the first place was just "Oh crap, I need a place" an them "Oh, you can stay with us".

There was no lease, nor do I plan on taking them to court because they can't handle it. They barely support three kids, they couldn't handle a lawsuit.

I'm talking to one family at church today and if not that I will be going back to my moms house with stipulations.

[Easton Dark]

I will be going back to my moms house

Sweet! We can be roomates! I live in the bathroom, great internet connections :)

[Cyanyde]

if not that I will be going back to my moms house with stipulations.

Aww dude.. I hope it doesn't come to that for you.
God knows it could never work out with my mom and I...
I love her and we get along when I'm *not* living there, but when I go home at Christmas, the longest we can handle living together is a week, 2 max!

It's just not meant to be.. :(

[Darkness]

First of all, why would he want to net himself 6 more weeks in a place he knows he isnt wanted. That just seems like it would be a terrible situation to live in anyway. And second, do we really need to encourage people to bring more lawsuits to the court systems in this country? Its bad enough that people already sue over the most trivial shit. I know its a shitty situation for DTard, but going to court isnt going to help the situation.

Meh, that view comes only from the media and word of mouth. Take some law or legal studies classes or talk to real lawyers, they'll set you straight on that matter. Not really that many frivolous cases come to a court. If/when they do, the judge usually laughs them out. Then those that get by that, the jury laughs them out. Mmm... media... you probably also think that fetal stem cells come from killing babies right?

This is no way frivolous in any sense. Sure, it may be where your not wanted, but 6 weeks gives you time to secure a job and/or atleast another place to stay. It beats living on the street (which appears not to be at risk anymore). And if it was able to be taken to court, how would it not be helpful?

There was no lease, nor do I plan on taking them to court because they can't handle it. They barely support three kids, they couldn't handle a lawsuit.
Exactly why they would most likely yield to give you some more time to secure another place with just the threat of going to court without actually going to court.

Sweet! We can be roomates! I live in the bathroom, great internet connections :)
Careful, last time I went in there, the wireless signals fluctuated >.> But the floor mats are comfy :)

[DTard]

Well, update again: I am back at my moms, I am not able to go to church anymore as it's too far away, and I'm limited here as to what I can do.

On the other hand, the church family I was going to talk to has been on a trip so thats why we haven't been able to contact them so that door is still somewhat open.

I will keep you guys as posted as I can.

[one of them]

Oh noooo, can't go to church!?
WHATEVER SHALL YOU DO!??

[Easton Dark]

Oh noooo, can't go to church!?
WHATEVER SHALL YOU DO!??

Crabwalk to the closest telephone booth and call Jesus for forgiveNESOAJJEARSRFGAWIUOG

[Darkness]

Well, update again: I am back at my moms, I am not able to go to church anymore as it's too far away, and I'm limited here as to what I can do.

On the other hand, the church family I was going to talk to has been on a trip so thats why we haven't been able to contact them so that door is still somewhat open.

I will keep you guys as posted as I can.

Well, ok, if Church is too far away, *poof* previously stated obligations are gone right? Now you can look for a job in a different city/state where the economy may be better?

[DTard]

Dude, On3, don't be an ass, I'm not shoving it down your throat, so don't go insulting me.

@Darkness: I will be going back as soon as possible... My friend has to talk to one family we tried to get a hold of but turned out to be on a trip and then we'll see.

[SickDaza]

How is living with the mother again?

[DTard]

How is living with the mother again?
It's..... interesting.

Better than the streets.

[DethPenguin]

@Darkness: I will be going back as soon as possible... My friend has to talk to one family we tried to get a hold of but turned out to be on a trip and then we'll see.

I think you're relying on your Church too much.

[one of them]

Dude, On3, don't be an ass, I'm not shoving it down your throat, so don't go insulting me.

I wasn't insulting you, I was making fun of you.

[DTard]

I wasn't insulting you, I was making fun of you.
Same thing.

It's still being an ass.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Guys, guys...

On3, it seems like church is a touchy subject, so try to joke about other stuff.

D, he was just joking.

[one of them]

Yes... it is. But I honestly can't help myself when it comes to that. It was a simple joke, no harm intended.

[DTard]

Yes... it is. But I honestly can't help myself when it comes to that. It was a simple joke, no harm intended.
Still dude, do you REALLY think I'm in the best of moods?

I'm close to being homeless, I don't need crap right now.

Sorry I blew up, I've been under WAAAAY too much stress.

[one of them]

I'm Sorry

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb224/dbarsne/sorry.jpg

Will you ever forgive?

[DTard]

Puppy wasn't even necessary... but I am kinda hungry...

But no, I'm a quick to forgive kinda guy, besides, it wasn't the worst thing I've been made fun of for.

[Darkness]

Glad to hear that things are going OK...ish. Better than hearing "its a fucking trainwreck" :)

[SickDaza]

Better than hearing "I talked to to a nice man today. He gave me a penny. "

I think all things considered things worked out not to bad.

[one of them]

Puppy wasn't even necessary....
It was Absolutely Completely Positively Super Necessary.

[DTard]

Better than hearing "I talked to to a nice man today. He gave me a penny. "

I think all things considered things worked out not to bad.
Agreed

@On3

If you say so xD

[DTard]

Another update:
So, had to go back to my mothers house... she's as friggin nuts as usual, I have till the 20th of next month to move out, no place to go, and the military rejected me for having a BMI over what they want.

[quintman]

if i could help i would but its in gods hands now......if u want go to a police station they will give u a cell(better than livin on the streets)if they hav 1 avaliable

[armored cow]

Another update:
So, had to go back to my mothers house... she's as friggin nuts as usual, I have till the 20th of next month to move out, no place to go, and the military rejected me for having a BMI over what they want.

Wait what happened to the parents of the friend or whatever?

EDIT: I missed a page

That sucks :(

[DTard]

yeah.... I literally may be on the streets soon... how epic :|

[lawlhat]

That totally blows man hope things work out for you.

[Jesus123]

Well in Florida we have Section 8 Housing. IDK if they have it where you live but in Florida its a housing program that lets you get a house or apartment for free. But you have to pay utilities and follow there rules.

[DTard]

yeah... thanks for the idea Jesus, but I literally have NO money. when I applied for unemployment they said I couldn't get it because I didn't have 600 hours of work... I had 592 hours....

and so I wouldn't be able to even pay the utilities D=

[YuriTMND]

Have you tried welfare?

[Jesus123]

yeah... thanks for the idea Jesus, but I literally have NO money. when I applied for unemployment they said I couldn't get it because I didn't have 600 hours of work... I had 592 hours....

and so I wouldn't be able to even pay the utilities D=

You can do community work bro for those 8 other hours. Works like a charm :D

[Zorgy]

Come to england. Its so easy to claim for dole. Easy to lie about your situation, no one gives a damn anyway.

If that doesnt work out I have a small closet thats only half full of stuff...

[Mini Moose]

I literally have NO money.

Sell computer.

[Shrubberyjsc]

when I applied for unemployment they said I couldn't get it because I didn't have 600 hours of work... I had 592 hours....



Dude, that's awesome!

All you have to do is get in 8 hours, that's one loving day, out of the 19 you still have.

Get to it!

;)

[DTard]

Dude, that's awesome!

All you have to do is get in 8 hours, that's one loving day, out of the 19 you still have.

Get to it!

;)
lol, totally will work when I have no job :P

[Jesus123]

lol, totally will work when I have no job :P

Hustle

[DTard]

Hustle
Like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38)?

[Jesus123]

Like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38)?

Get up in some goofy 70's clothes, get a boombox with the song of this and head to the mall. Locate the center and start the boombox to this song and start dancing. People will throw money at you to stop lol.

[DTard]

YUS!

GENIUS!

....

or not.

[Nuttz]

Don't worry, when your game reviewing business kicks off you'll make plenty.

Wait a minute....

[Jesus123]

Don't worry, when your game reviewing business kicks off you'll make plenty.

Wait a minute....

I lol'd hard

[Shrubberyjsc]

Don't worry, when your game reviewing business kicks off you'll make plenty.

Wait a minute....
Lolz.

Yeah, if it comes right down to it, I'd agree with:

Sell computer. Because it makes no sense to have the computer but no desk, chair, or power to run it.

Computer or food... Computer or food... Hmmmm...

[one of them]

Computer or food... Computer or food... Hmmmm...
Computer.

[yourbadmega]

try pimping, i saw on MANswers they make 800,000 dollars a year.

[Nuttz]

Computer.

He doesn't need food so long as he can cast his spirit buff every hour.

[SlainPwner666]

Alright, well Dtard is officially homeless, he says goodbye, you'll probably never see him again.

I think then, that this thread has served it's purpose, and needs to be locked.

[shadow31310]

R.I.P Dtard

[Zombie Hunter]

:'( AOTD misses you

[SickDaza]

If you manage to glance at this thread ever again ... Good Luck

[Shrubberyjsc]

Alright, well Dtard is officially homeless, he says goodbye, you'll probably never see him again.

I think then, that this thread has served it's purpose, and needs to be locked.

Yeah. I'll do that.

See you in space, cowboy.