dontleave
10-08-2007, 06:42 PM
So here I am watching Heroes like a good freakin' kid and there's a commercial. "Bullshit!" I yell, only intensifying the moment. The screen shifts to the rainbow thing, it stutters, and fizzes... like that crazy horse killing chick from that one movie all over again. Then the fucking puppet from Saw just pops up, the screen still flicky and staticish, and the noise still muffled... and he turns and stares RIGHT AT ME!!! And it cuts... I manned up, and after watching a couple minutes of Deal or No Deal I switched back, the show was finally on... So there I am, watching Heroes like a good freakin' kid and BAM another commercial. From the way it was executed last time, I thought the Saw thing was part of a longer commercial, and that something had gone awry with the programming. That said, it did however, scare the shit out of me when the same thing happened AGAIN. This time right in the middle of a car commercial... So I'm thinking, okay... must be some weird TV programming they always do on Heroes. The scene carried on though, which scared the fucking shit out of me even more, now that he was laughing and doing crazy shit right on my screen... I swear if I didn't want to miss Heroes I would have just shit myself right there. In the end though, I gave up on that and switched four channels up to a channel also showing Heroes WITHOUT the creepy fucking shit going on.
So there ends my crappy story. Either it WAS a commercial. Or I am seriously fucked. If you don't hear from me I'm either busy, or have my head stuck in some weird contraption that will slowly pull my jaws into my mouth and split my head in half. Oh yeah, oddly enough... my initial reaction was to look out the window and see if someone was fucking with me, which happens regularly... seems everyone in this city knows how to fuck up my T.V... anyway, I was scared if I moved, the eyes would follow proving my speculation that I am indeed fucked. But I came to the conclusion that it was a commercial, as it did not follow me to the other channel. If it did though... I would have probably had a heart attack, woken up, driven to my extremely isolated cabin where the closest person is 10 miles away, with no phone lines, no sheriff, and since its in Canada, no guns.
P.S. We have spell check now?
So there ends my crappy story. Either it WAS a commercial. Or I am seriously fucked. If you don't hear from me I'm either busy, or have my head stuck in some weird contraption that will slowly pull my jaws into my mouth and split my head in half. Oh yeah, oddly enough... my initial reaction was to look out the window and see if someone was fucking with me, which happens regularly... seems everyone in this city knows how to fuck up my T.V... anyway, I was scared if I moved, the eyes would follow proving my speculation that I am indeed fucked. But I came to the conclusion that it was a commercial, as it did not follow me to the other channel. If it did though... I would have probably had a heart attack, woken up, driven to my extremely isolated cabin where the closest person is 10 miles away, with no phone lines, no sheriff, and since its in Canada, no guns.
P.S. We have spell check now?