In a Zombie apocolypse, who would you protect or have in your group?

[The One]

Say zombies are taking over, who would you take or have in your group befor it gets worse? girlfriend, friend, mom, dog, computer with the Left 4 Dead game?

I personally would take my girlfriend and mom and my laptop to check on the internet whats going on. Oh, how could i forget, DR. PEPPER!!!!

[squerl]

I'd take frogopus and use him as a meat shield.

[Puscifer]

hmmm, i'd take my computer with L4D, my mom n sister are big girls now they can look after thereselve's!

[frogopus]

Okay, it has to be said. I don't want to say it but I can't help myself...

Remember I apologized....

Chuck Norris

[frogopus]

I'd take frogopus and use him as a meat shield.


You're the tank in this partnership.

[Puscifer]

come to think of it i would take my bro and my m8s cos we would have a better chance lol

[squerl]

Yeah.. sorry ladies.. :(

[Itchytasty]

Jackie chan, comando kelly, and jesus... (comando kelly is fictisious hero of ww2) +superman

[naporia]

I would take Leon, Chris Redfield, and Jill Valentine

[Flagstaff12]

I'd take my good friend Luis, and my brothers and live up North

[squerl]

Good call on Jesus Itchytasty, hadn't thought of him.. enough fish for a lifetime..

[toxicwaste]

Chuck Norris

hehehe yeah, I'd take him with me too. He's awesome. Besides him I'd take with me, my boyfriend, my brother (who's a soldier soooo everything would be damn easier XD) and my guinea pig (it's too cute to be left behind).

[squerl]

Guinea pig? Maybe to throw at them as a distraction, or as a light snack if things start going bad. :P

[Stupoider]

DR PEPPER FTW!
I watched the diary of the guy in the Gun Shop on the Dawn of the Dead DVD, he ate his pet Goldfish. Guinea Pig could be considered a delicacy if you compare it with a Gold Fish...
Id make sure my family is OK. If everyones ok, ill check if my friends are Ok. If thats all OK, I will look for a vehicle and a hell of a lot of diesel. Get my dad to drive to a safe place (Hospital? Nah, too many people who were diagnosed as Infected would be there...). Then I'd survive, or kill myself. I'd kill myself if my family all died though. They would miss me too much if I died. Im so special ^^

[toxicwaste]

Guinea pig? Maybe to throw at them as a distraction, or as a light snack if things start going bad. :P
Hehehe you're so cruel :D. But I guess you are right, however I'd probably not throw it at them :P, unless things were going really bad.

[Stupoider]

Hm, I should bring my dog. My dogs huge, it puts a Tank to shame! xD

[maaatt]

Hm, I should bring my dog. My dogs huge, it puts a Tank to shame! xD
my karate hamster could kick your ass :P


i would want some mini eggs and a phone so i can prank call the zombies xP!
And go 078 go get a mate :D

[Stupoider]

Your hamster may be able to kick my ass, but my dog can protect me!

[maaatt]

lol its only a poodle LOL!

[Stupoider]

Its an Akita! Looks like a dog in the Antarctic, it grows huge!

[maaatt]

yea but mine is a karate hamster :P its a black belt watch out :X

[Stupoider]

Im a black belt in Karate! I got my certifacte on my wall! British Karate Association - This is hereby to Certify that ______ __________ has completed yadda yadda I dont feel like copying all...

[Itchytasty]

id still rather have jesus than stupoider...

[The One]

My M16 would kill your pets man. Nothing beats a bullet, except for Neo and of course me--------------------------------The One----------------------------------------------- ----------

[Stupoider]

Bu-bu-bu-but... Awww... If you leave me now, youll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please dont go
If you leave me now, youll take away the very heart of me
No baby please dont go

[frogopus]

CASA BONITA! YEEEES

[bigD]

I'd bring along Mad TV's version of Kenny Rogers in the case of an outbreak.

[Stupoider]

Hehe xD
Id study my copy of Left 4 Dead for tactics.

[Stupoider]

If the zombie apocolypse occurs after its release...

[Quotidius]

...you couldn't care less, eh? :P

[Stupoider]

xD

[KashMunni]

Hmm I think what i would take is a load of guns, my brothers,parents,and sisters then just go on a nice big cruse ship sail to the middle of the ocean and when ever we run low on food we go back to America or where ever and fight our way to a super market.. i guess.. and later on i'd try to find the rest of my big ol family

[UBCS_MIKHAIL]

Stupoider
UPLOADING CONTENT................LOGGING IN UBCS MIKHAIL..............UPDATING................!IMPO RTANT NEWS REPORT!: "This just in, L4D411 reports earlier this evening an Epidemic has occured across the globe as millions have turned blood thirsty and began to kill everyone, even there most closest of relatives!".....................LOGGING OUT...............SHUTTING DOWN..................!HAVE A NICE DAY!............Mikhail cocks his gun and shoots one round Wildly into the air. "HOORAH!" he screams as he hastly prepares his ammunation cases. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" ashley blurts as she enters the room. Mikhail replies "Errr i gotta mission hun, dont bother me rite now...." Ashley says while fixing her green skirt "But Leon said you would stay with me, you know i dont like being left alone." "ASHLEY" mikhail shouts. "MIKHAIL" ashley pouts "ASHLEY" "MIKHAIL" "ASHLEY" " MIKHAIL" the two exchange. Mikhail points to a dumpster "Ashley wait in here" Ashley replies "OK!" as she crawls in and soon forgets what she is. " Finally now I can finished getting ready!" With the help of magic mikhail loads his M82 sniper rifle, M2 machine gun, .357 magnum revolver, AT4's, and 5,000 pounds of ammo and 5,000 pounds of fuel into his AAVP7A1 Amphibian Assault Personnel Vehicle. " Well I think that will hold me through the night " Mikhail drives off into seamless sunset with a little glimmer in his eye. " WHAT AM I ?!?! ashley barks

[UBCS_MIKHAIL]

sorry stupoider i accidently put your name at the start of that post. And the point of my story is that it certainly wouldnt be Ashley Graham!

[Tinnesa]

Theres something called "Edit" .. ;) But yeah it wouldn't

[Nameless Joker]

Yeah I'd take Jill Valentine, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Rebbecca Chambers and Barry Burton. How could I die with them?!

[dontleave]

You get attacked by a fluffy bunny, those zombie hunters wont know what the hell to do.

[A DUCK]

You get attacked by a fluffy bunny, those zombie hunters wont know what the hell to do.

Cough Owned Cough

[Tinnesa]

Id take squerl and frogopusl! =D They seem to know what to do...

[FadedEchos]

Guys, you've all forgotten someone very, very important for any survival situation. Not to mention he's had experience with the fast zombies, while all the Resident Evil guys will crap themselves when that first infected starts sprinting towards them.

Of course, I'm talking about Gordon Freeman.

[dontleave]

Rofl, Gordon is too busy to save the universe/all its dimensions than little ol' Earth.

[Stupoider]

Gordon Freeman would pwn in Left 4 Dead xD
But then it wouldnt be that realistic

[Tinnesa]

He would get dissapointed when there were no headcrabs to pwn with his crowbar! :D
But else, check the ammo in his guns! He would do it all solo!

[Quotidius]

Gordon Freeman would pwn in Left 4 Dead xD
But then it wouldnt be that realistic

Heh, couldn't help but chuckle at that :D

[gazamanu]

chris rock

[TronDoZy]

I'd take Michael Jackson ...he looks so much like them he could probably reason with them...

and yeah, I would take Arnold Schwarzenegger too...just cos hes cool....pretty useless...but cool...

and i would take a dead squirrel, and a spoon as weapons....

[squerl]

I'd take 300 Spartans.

[dontleave]

Rofl...

[sir monster]

You get attacked by a fluffy bunny, those zombie hunters wont know what the hell to do.

thats no ordinary rabbit, thats the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide, its a killer! hes got huge sharp.... he can leap about..... LOOK AT THE BONES!

[CTheDuke]

thats no ordinary rabbit, thats the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide, its a killer! hes got huge sharp.... he can leap about..... LOOK AT THE BONES!

HAHA Id PWN that rabbit with my holy handgrenade!

[Stupoider]

Sleezy scotts git! xD

[dontleave]

Chuck Norris to guard 24/7 against infected, while me and the 2 hottest women work tirelessly to repopulate the world.

[Stupoider]

2 hottest women? :P

People say Paris Hilton is the hottest, but seriously. Shes dumb as hell.

[dontleave]

Well we're only allowed 4 right?

[CTheDuke]

People say Paris Hilton is the hottest

haha she has a fab body but her damn wonkey eye puts me off haha XD

[MrToodles]

I'd bring a bible and try to convert all the zombies so we could be friends, even though im not religous..

[chickeen]

Hm. Well. According to the Zombie Survival Guide, You should never travel in a group of more than 10 people. A 3-person group is the recommended size.

However, seeing as to how I am not even an adult yet, I would probably end up staying with my family. We would probably try to drive away from the city (Even though this is a very bad idea 99% of the time, depending on the level of the outbreak and the length of time since the outbreak began.) with no weapons or food or anything of necessity.

Oh, but who knows. Maybe my knowledge on the zombie apocalypse would come to use.

I'm chickeen, by the way...I can't wait for Left4Dead to come out. :D

[squerl]

Yeah, traffic jams would cause some problems. For some reason I always think of the movie Independence Day..

[Majik]

ZOMBIES TAKING OVER THE WORLD? I've dealt with this shit all too many times...
Command ~ bind F1 "buy m4a1; buy deagle; buy vesthelm; buy hegrenade"

[Natace]

well if it's only one thing I can take, then I would take one of those big giant plastic ball things and roll around with it so I couldnt get bitten or get any wierd stuff on me, I could just roll around in a ball bouncing over zombies, hehe, how fun. The smoker couldnt get me, the boomer wouldnt be able to do anything to me, the infected can't reach me, and even the tank wouldnt be able to do anything to me...he might play golf using my protective ball though..hmmm, could be fun.

OR I could cover myself in blood and run around looking like an infected human, then I could sneak past them all :D

Maybe I could just take Milla Jovavich or that Sienna chick that plays Jill in resi evil apocalypse....they both kick zombie arse, AND they're both gorgeous woman who could keep me company....as for protecting them..well, I think they'd hold up just fine.

[MrToodles]

well if it's only one thing I can take, then I would take one of those big giant plastic ball things and roll around with it so I couldnt get bitten or get any wierd stuff on me, I could just roll around in a ball bouncing over zombies, hehe, how fun. The smoker couldnt get me, the boomer wouldnt be able to do anything to me, the infected can't reach me, and even the tank wouldnt be able to do anything to me...he might play golf using my protective ball though..hmmm, could be fun.


Your a geniuse !

[SkinnyO]

I'd have Angelina Jolie, The Punisher, 1 best friend, and Paris Hliton

Angelina Kicks as, and Punisher is the Uber in Kickass-ology

Best friend is a girl, re-populate the world ;)

And Paris Hilton is the, Oh no the zombie are going to kill us, MEAT SHEILD PARISSSS

[Stupoider]

Bwahahahaha! Meat Shield ftw!

[PartisanGerm]

Have none of you heard of URL (http://www.zombiedefense.org/) ?

I would take Tony Jaa (if I can get him), my bro (you know, just cause), my dad, and one of my close friends. Assuming I don't get grouped up with a bunch of people (relatives of friends and retarded strangers), I could probably do pretty well if I can get to the local gun shop soon enough to get my hands on some arms and ammo. Considering we're in the real world turned zompocalypse, food is probably available EVERYWHERE, from grocery stores to gas stations and some of it is indeed non-perishable, i.e. protein bars.

I would, in fact, either tell my mom to stay at home and try to barricade, holding the fort, or save her some horrible death, and undeath, by killing her (with a gunshot to the head, of course). For she is over-weight, and thus, a bait-class individual. It would be a great way to break my mind of my civilian status, what better than to kill your own loving mother out of mercy?

I live in the suburbs in the U.S. and I think there is no better place to be when the zompocalypse comes, besides an underground military bunker with nearly unlimited food and ammo... but it would be boring to just be sitting around waiting for the world to die off. The suburbs do have the threat of people living all around, but considering the number of Wal-Marts and other retail stores all over the place, supplies are plentiful. I would, naturally, see other living humans as an equal threat and would have to slaughter anyone in my way to get whatever I need.

This is all assuming that the zombie presence has somehow spread across the globe instantly, which I think is fairly difficult to happen. Raccoon City (Resident Evil) was quarantined, England (28 Days Later) was quarantined, so a single zombie, at the least, would have to spawn in every major city in the world, and in every large town too. Just to produce something like Dawn of the Dead. Otherwise, a single police officer with a trigger finger could end the Infection with a decent shot to the head, and we know how cops love to pratice their gun skills.

As for weapons, I would always have with me: a baseball bat (Louisville slugger), a pistol (anything 9mm with a good clip size and a comfortable grip, I guess) with plenty of extra clips, and various types of body armor equipped. Hell, football body armor (shin, knee, elbow pads, with gloves and a helmet) is a hundred times better than a just t-shirt and jeans. At whatever base I have, or made, available, I would stockpile automatic rifless, shotguns, long range rifles with scopes, and their respective ammunitions.

After I was confident that my supplies were sufficient for at least three months of survival, I would begin to search for other survival parties like my own and start hunting parties to work towards the elimination of all zombies. After certain areas were cleared, we would barricade key points, like gas stations, as safe havens in case mobs became too much to handle on the street.

Depending on the speed and intelligence of the zombies, are they "28 Days" fast or RE4 smart? Things might have to be compentsated for. Chances are they won't be able to climb ladders though, so and barricades would have to completely block off the first floor, with access to the second restricted to a single ladder, taken up when not used and guarded.

That's all I can think of for now. lol

[Gates1986]

I only need 3 other friends:

1. Mr. Assault Rifle
2. Mr. Handgun
3. Mr. Grenade

They all have badass personalities :)

[TronDoZy]

hmmm, on second thoughts I think I'd take

me.

some hot chick ( so i can play the frki nhero role .::WARHYAEH)

Michael Jackson (zomG hes the zombie leader at the song Thriller O.O)

and, well....anyone i bump into...

and yeah, I'd probably stay at the school first just to make it more exciting and make it a real shoot-em up or SURVIVAL HORROR (yeah im a psycho suicide bomber) and i would kill all the survivors I meet and steal they're shit.


I'm gonna go to the fatest guy ever, and use him as some kind of "roller mine" to roll on the zombies and squash them to death! woooo.

And I'd probably buy your mum...cos shes hawt...

[jaydawg116]

well if it's only one thing I can take, then I would take one of those big giant plastic ball things and roll around with it so I couldnt get bitten or get any wierd stuff on me, I could just roll around in a ball bouncing over zombies, hehe, how fun. The smoker couldnt get me, the boomer wouldnt be able to do anything to me, the infected can't reach me, and even the tank wouldnt be able to do anything to me...he might play golf using my protective ball though..hmmm, could be fun.

The ball would deflate, and then the zombies would be all over ur ass. sorta sad, cuz there is no one to save u in a zombie invasion, ur last hope is crushed, n then everyone u know is a gore eating blood drinking monster.

[l4dfan]

i'd have shaun and ed from shaun of the dead. (and a loli for good measure)

[The One]

woah wtf, isnt this an old ass thread?

[Steve Cloud]

(and a loli for good measure)

Can I join you guys?

The ball would deflate, and then the zombies would be all over ur ass. sorta sad, cuz there is no one to save u in a zombie invasion, ur last hope is crushed, n then everyone u know is a gore eating blood drinking monster.


Jay, please stop reviving dead threads without any good reason. Its a very big faux pas on most forums, and definitely on this one.

[bassguitarist2010]

My dad's friend has a bomb shelter in Oklahoma with alot of "objects" to protect ourselves and enough MRE's to last us for months so Im aight oh and Ill be taking everyone I know.

[Lawls]

take max brooks zombie survival guide carbine, machete, crowbar, vault and gamefuel soda mix and my best friend in the whole world porn!!

[Master_Bungle]

I'd take Optimus Prime. Those Transformers are badass.

[high_adrenaline]

I'd call my friend Frankie. Then he'd come over and we'd drink beer and play foosball and watch hockey on TV.

The next morning, we'll be hung over and we'll remember that the night before, zombies had taken over the world. Then we'd drive to the video store and rent porno and zombie movies.

We'd watch them all, we'd return them 36 hours late and THEN we'd start making molotov cocktails (with the beer bottles scattered around my apartment) and kill each and every zombie on Earth. We'll be the last 2 guys and we'd immediately find the last 2 babes and begin the long and rigorous journey towards repopulating the Earth.

[shadowhunter]

ELMO FTW!!!

[awdrgy123]

as long as chuck norris or jackie chan are not infected I feel safe!

[Shocker05]

infected chuck norris ........the world is doomed :(

[The One]

.... wow this is old

[tripp36]

i'd let me g/f get eaten...

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

I would find a way to mutate into them without losing my normal human mind and memories etc. Then I'd hang out until the infection subsides. After that I'd go get the cure and be fine.

Instead of people, I'd take more intelligence and skill. Usually, people arn't exactly perfect teammates. They almost always get in the way and act stupid... so either I have a team of Navy Seals that communicates perfectly or I'll go it alone.

If I HAD to choose my choice is VERY OBVIOUS.

kirby <(^.^<)
who else?

ok, fine, I'll choose a person.

Ash.

Sure others CAN waste the undead, but Ash is a professional at it. The undead don't stand a chance. I win, give me a dollar :P.

[Deadly]

wow, this is very old, sad part is i remember when it was new :'(

[Hauger]

I would take Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Wesley Snipes and the bouncy dude from the B13 movie.

[PoisonousPizza]

Louis.

[one of them]

Ultimate Zombie Party:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Solid Snake
3. Master-Chief
4. 0n3 0f 7h3m

Fux Yeh.

[zombie slave]

A bunch of Ninjas, John Rambo, Jack Sparrow, And an Ironman suit for my self :D

[Kazary_Sucks]

my mom n sister are big girls now they can look after thereselve's!

And how would a redneck like yourself afford a laptop?

[Kazary_Sucks]

I would take Kazary so I could slowly lower him feet first into a room filled with five infected and Renée Zellweger. =]

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

I would take Kazary so I could slowly lower him feet first into a room filled with five infected and Renée Zellweger. =]
Why?

[Andrew]

i would take some fat kid so when zombies corner us i'd yell &quot;SACRIFICE!!!&quot; then i'd push the fat kid down and i'd get the hell out of there!!!!

[ragnarok]

Powdered toast man.

And a black guy.

[Arya]

And a black guy.


LOL!

Personally, I would pull a shawn of the dead move, and just act like a zombie everywhere I go.

[Stubbs]

I would definently take fluffy the destroyer of worlds

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2453/121vr1.th.jpg (http://img238.imageshack.us/my.php?image=121vr1.jpg)
:D

[gothichorror13]

my xbox 360 with Left 4 Dead and my new .357 magnum ^_^ and Michelle Rodriguez

[NdRw]

1. lots of guns and food, and anyone who wants to escape the city. anyone who acts up gets shot.

2. a couple pit bulls

3. this book

http://www.nextreads.com/User/BookImages/140004962 8.jpg (http://www.nextreads.com/User/BookImages/1400049628.jpg)

[Kilvoctu]

Having limited knowledge from the book, &quot;The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead&quot; by Max Brooks (a parody, but still useful), I would do this:

Have a copy of said book with me for obvious reasons.

Have no one in &quot;my group&quot;. I will work with others if I find anyone, but moving around in groups attracts too much attention and other people just become a liability, especially if you have to protect them. The bigger the group, the bigger the drain on resources, which equals to more difficult to survive.

Have full SWAT gear, including the helmet (no shield) because it gives pretty good protection all around, allows normal movement, and should facilitate the carrying of weaponry and ammo that I plan to have with me.

Have a semi-auto rifle, like a M1 Garand. It's powerful, accurate and conserves ammo. Better than a fully automatic rifle or submachine gun where it's easy to waste ammo. However, I will carry the SMG for if the zombies too close (SMG is smaller so it works better in close quarters) Finally, a pistol, which is lightweight and versatile.

Have a crowbar for melee, not because Gordon Freeman advertises it so well, but it's good for bashing in zombie skulls if I need to. More importantly, it's useful out of combat. I don't need to explain what a crowbar is useful for. If I'm not already too burdened with all the gear, I'd have an axe, too, for similar reasons as the crowbar. And a knife, like the pistol, is lightweight and versatile. As can be seen, I need most my weapons to do more than kill zombies. You're not only battling zombies, but the environment, too.

Have a motorcycle for traveling (maybe even a bicycle). I know it's less protection, but it's a good balance between walking (very slow, very vulnerable) and a car (more gas usage, bigger target). I'd travel because staying in one place too long the zombies will find you anyway, and you're going to need supplies eventually. Moving about also helps the body stay in shape, which obviously is best for survival. Also, I would travel in the daytime. Zombies don't rely on vision, while humans do. Traveling at night is a huge disadvantage for human survival.
Also, I would avoid populated areas like cities and stick to the rural areas. The cities have more resources, but also a much have a much higher concentration of zombies, logically.

If I keep myself fit and healthy, and keep my wits about me (not getting dragged down by emotions), survival should be no problem.

[NdRw]

hell yes! haha. i read that book all the way through. very entertaining.

[Kazary_Sucks]

Quoting: Kazary_Sucks
I would take Kazary so I could slowly lower him feet first into a room filled with five infected and Renée Zellweger. =]
Why?

If simple logic cannot allow you to define the meaning of this please refrain from any more posts of worthless sh1t.

[Deadly]

If simple logic cannot allow you to define the meaning of this please refrain from any more posts of worthless sh1t.
Or you could just do us all a big favor and fuck off

[theluckyshot]

I would take a titanium crowbar and my copy of Max Brooks The zombie survival guide and my R700 bolt action military surplus hunting rifle.

[Kazary_Sucks]

Or you could just do us all a big favor and fuck off

Ohhh. Threatening me over the internet. My pixels are shaking with fear.

[Blackmist]

I would bring one of my friends. Him and I are the only people I know who can operate and clean a firearm, and I know that most of my family would just hold me back.
I hate to say it, but once the nightmare begins, everything and everyone you have ever known needs to be forgotten, unless it can help you in the long run. If you find yourself in an apocalypse situation like the one we are speaking of, start mourning right away, because once everyone is dead, there is no time for crying, just surviving. If you know someone who is reliable or has a skill that can help towards this, they would be the one to bring along.
On the other hand, having your family fighting alongside you would bring you confidence and hope, unless they are the type that will just go and commit suicide on you. A family can always be made. I was adopted, and I know that my parents aren't the ones who made me, and I'm fine with that, but it shows me that at any time a new family can be brought together. Whether it be a couple of childhood friends or the people you have grown up with, or even some people you just met but feel compassion towards because of all that has happened, a family is a good thing to have.
As was said in the movie &quot;Planet Terror&quot;, it's &quot;Go go, not cry cry.&quot; What this means is that when people need you, you have to be there to stand up and fight, not cower away in the shadows waiting for an inevitable death. Hope is the only thing that can keep you alive. Lose your hope, and you lose your strength. Lose that, and you lose your will. Lose that and you are an empty shell that can only be revived through the almighty powers of zombism. If you can hold onto that hope and realize that if you are alive in your little group, there WILL be others just like you, fighting to find the cause, the source. Eventually, the infected will die out, and the time for perestroika* will once again rise.


Holy shit, i'm saving that.

*Reconstructuring

[awdrgy123]

depends for me if its a caffinated zombie like from Left 4 Dead, id go with an uzi or ak74u, and if its a slow retarded zombie, shotty ftw

[Infest0125]

Gordon Freeman would pwn in Left 4 Dead xD
But then it wouldnt be that realistic

Yea cuz they want to make a zombie game with gigantic, fast zombies that defy the laws of physics as real as possible :D

[Infest0125]

I'd probably take Jessica Alba to some remote location, just wait it out, and then repopulate!

[iH8lazyDead]

what would i take, what would i take? hmmmmmmm
i'd take a deuce in my pants, whimper then go the cowards route and join the horde of undead.
who would i protect?
i would protect the zombies and their rights. alive or not they're still people. secretly, however i'd make sure they are continually treated badly by the living, therefore securing my position as defender of the undead. you see, if zombies were treated fairly and kindly then i'd be out of a job. i'd be the al sharpton of the living dead..................

[Gforcemember45]

i would protect the zombies and their rights. alive or not they're still people. secretly, however i'd make sure they are continually treated badly by the living, therefore securing my position as defender of the undead. you see, if zombies were treated fairly and kindly then i'd be out of a job. i'd be the al sharpton of the living dead..................

THat's retared, the dead dont have rights. The only thing that they're there for is target practice, and maybe for getting rid of annoying neighbors.

[iH8lazyDead]

THat's retared, the dead dont have rights. The only thing that they're there for is target practice, and maybe for getting rid of annoying neighbors.
that sir, constitutes as a hate crime. discrimination of an undead person. we, the undead, will accept a humiliating public apology or you can have a picture taken of you kissing my rotting butt cheek. your choice, DEAD PWR!!

[Infest0125]

THat's retared, the dead dont have rights. The only thing that they're there for is target practice, and maybe for getting rid of annoying neighbors.
that sir, constitutes as a hate crime. discrimination of an undead person. we, the undead, will accept a humiliating public apology or you can have a picture taken of you kissing my rotting butt cheek. your choice, DEAD PWR!!

lmfao thats rich....

[Lawls]

ummm the zombie survival guide by max brooks, necessary equipment and my bets freind Porn!! and manga

[Tyr]

I'd gather what friends and family were still alive, raid a few gun shops, get some supplies, nick a boat from the Marina around the corner and sail for Somes Island. It's offshore in the middle of Wellington Harbour, it's big enough and although pretty much uninhabited it has houses as well as some excellent storage facilities. Over time we'd conduct raids on the mainland to gather more supplies and set up Somes a self-sustainable base.

It'd be awesome!

[Razputin12]

I would have my friend empire14 his friend somthing and then my brother Ryozaki

[maxy126]

i wud take ricky gervase for laughs my dog maxy he fat and well he cud bark at them and show me where they are like like i am legend. I would take mr tumble (just youtube him for u guys that dont know him) cuz he is annoying and he wud get me angry rawr and i wud take arnold swazanager for musle to get

Bad side..
i have a huge family so its not good..

[maxy126]

Andrew
Shit that was funy ahahah

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

Ohhh. Threatening me over the internet. My pixels are shaking with fear.
lol, says the one who insults everyone.....

[Razputin12]

Old spice hmmm uhh a giant anch0r.....a stripper....and a zombie survival guide http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/darth-enigmus/thread-fail-stamp.gif (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/darth-enigmus/thread-fail-stamp.gif)

[Edie_D_DUB]

I would look for some old Veteran, a chick, and some black dude and fight zombies together!
:D