Favourite L4D2 character quote you've heard?

[Funkatronic]

Out of all of the quotes you've heard , which would be your favourite line from a character?

I'll pick Ellis' quote when he says 'I like Hawrses' or 'ARGH, SMOKER'S GOT ME'.

[quintman]

i like when rochelle picks up the axe and says
"i dare you too axe me a question"

[7oXic]

i like when rochelle picks up the axe and says
"i dare you too axe me a question"

I was going to say that XD

Nick: "Aw, why would you shoot a man in a $500(?) dollar suit!"
Someone (Nick I think): "Ah! Spitter goo!!"

Coach: Though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death...
Ellis: Yeah, I'm walking through that valley and I'm kicking some ass!

[BallsMalloney]

Coach. Do I need a reason?

[Kentucket]

The quote I heard last night was the first one that made me lol.

Ellis: Got anything inspirational to say Coach?

Coach: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ...

Ellis: Yeah I'm walking through that valley, and I'm kicking some ass.

[SRXSniper58]

"This is why we got guns!"-Ellis
"Somebody shot me!"-Rochelle
"Are you really gonna shoot the guy in this (your number here),000 dollar suit, COME ON!

[ahhhlex]

Nick: "Shoot me again, shoot me again. I dare you."
"Everyone shoot the tank!"

Rochelle: "Ahhxe!" And all of her death screams.

Coach: His inspirational speech thingy.

Ellis:
'I like Hawrses'

[PillsRHere]

Coach:And when we run out of bullets.*Insert Chainsaw*

[SlainPwner666]

Nick: GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[Crack5800]

Nick- SHOOT THE BIG GUY POUNDING ME INTO THE GROUND!!!! When he's being attacked by a Charger...thought it was epic...lol

[Slochk]

Nick: "Shoot me again, shoot me again. I dare you."



that is mine

[BrotherAriman]

Ditto on the:

Ellis: Got anything inspirational to say Coach?

Coach: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ...

Ellis: Yeah I'm walking through that valley, and I'm kicking some ass.

[Crack5800]

Ditto on the:

Ellis: Got anything inspirational to say Coach?

Coach: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ...

Ellis: Yeah I'm walking through that valley, and I'm kicking some ass.

LOL! not heard that one yet

[iheartzombiez]

I saw this vid and when Coach got shot he said excuse me, EXCUSE ME! I thought it was funny haha

[Matt]

Nick: GET TO DA CHOPPA!

http://i29.tinypic.com/2djq7p2.jpg :D

[BrotherAriman]

I thought Ellis said that at the end of the Parish Campaign.

[genocidist zombie]

Nick: gonna bonk some heads with this, whatever that means.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIExBclWLyo

1:38



(oh valve you sly bastards)

[7oXic]

Nick: gonna bonk some heads with this, whatever that means.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIExBclWLyo

1:38



(oh valve you sly bastards)

thats freaking awsome

[InstantDeath]

Rochelle: SOMEBODY SHOT ME! *tisk* Dun' be shootin me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIExBclWLyo 2:40-2:43

[mikerob01]

Sometimes when Rochelle gets shot she says "Check yourself before you wreck urself fool!" and when she gets pounces by a hunter "Oh god its in my ear!"

[Drjanitor]

I definitely like Nick's line regarding the friendly fire and his suit.
"You're going to shoot a guy in the $10,000 suit? Come on!"

[killion237]

I definitely like Nick's line regarding the friendly fire and his suit.
"You just shot the guy wearing the $10,000 suit? Come on!"

FYI it may be an Easter egg from Arrested Development. Yay, if anyone knows about it.

[xL4D2x Ada Wong]

"You're gonna' have to suck it up, we need you a little bit longer." ~Rochelle when she is reviving a player

[Bozeefus]

AS Nick has his last seconds of breath while getting brutally raped by 2 zombies and The Charger

"Shoot The Big Guy Pounding Me Into The Ground!"

and when Coach gets revived as he suffers a brutal beating with The Witch

"They Better Name A School After Me For This Shit!"

[persnicityninja]

AS Nick has his last seconds of breath while getting brutally raped by 2 zombies and The Charger

"Shoot The Big Guy Pounding Me Into The Ground!"

and when Coach gets revived as he suffers a brutal beating with The Witch

"They Better Name A School After Me For This Shit!"

I can see it now COACH Secondary School...

[geoflame]

Ellis)kill all sons of bitches thems my aficheil instrucktions


and when nick says I have not .... come this far.....to die now.

[BallsMalloney]

Coach : I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU CAN'T SHOOT WORF SHEIT

[triggerman]

i ever tell you about the time my buddy Kieth fell down an open manhole. he unconscious for like a week, during that time, unannounced to Keith, they paved over him. Kieth had to...

[DTard]

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7FmXP-OrCs)

[Elite]

Grabbin' a shot!

[Crack5800]

Nick speaking of Jimmy Gibbs Jr.

"Really? Cause' he looks like an asshole..."

[Avilsta]

"Thank you for ventilating my suit" or "Holliee shit, KIDDIE LAND!"

[Paradox Viper]

Ellis: KITTY LAND!

[hunterhunter]

Ellis picking up axe:"I always wanted to be an axe murderer...." made me lawl so hard

[frying_pan]

Nick:i cannot wait to find a crate.*when he picks up a crowbar*

[Carrie Smattick]

Nick has my favorites...

"Thanks for ventilating my suit."

Jimmy Gibbs Jnr: "He looks like an asshole."

And when Nick has the chainsaw and starts screaming "YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[Carrie Smattick]

I saw this vid and when Coach got shot he said excuse me, EXCUSE ME! I thought it was funny haha

Love the attitude when he yells that. :D

And the helicopter comment to Coach, "Maybe it's made of chocolate."

[Elite]

Ellis, Good shit always comes in vents.

[Avilsta]

Love the attitude when he yells that. :D

And the helicopter comment to Coach, "Maybe it's made of chocolate."

I always say, "you're excused" whenever Coach would say that

[Infest0125]

My friend told me that if you guys are in bad condition and make it to safety, Rochelle says something along the lines of this.

"Finally we made it! ... But I'm not showing you guys my tits."

[Tyr]

Nick: "All this swamp water is gonna mess up my white suit!"
Rochelle: "You mean the one covered in brains?"
Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."

[Bloodshed269]

My friend told me that if you guys are in bad condition and make it to safety, Rochelle says something along the lines of this.

"Finally we made it! ... But I'm not showing you guys my tits."

Lies, also, double post.

[Elite]

Grabbin Puke!

[Mooman77]

Lies, also, double post.

Actually i heard that once on hard rain. I lol'd

[mattsu]

ellis "is this trying to hump me" happens in dc stage 2 after jockey jumps on him

[armored cow]

Nick: "All this swamp water is gonna mess up my white suit!"
Rochelle: "You mean the one covered in brains?"
Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."

When taken seriously that's rather disturbing.

[armored cow]

My friend told me that if you guys are in bad condition and make it to safety, Rochelle says something along the lines of this.

"Finally we made it! ... But I'm not showing you guys my tits."

I was determined to find this, and I did, although it is not the same as you stated.

She says, "We're here! Crescent City! I'll tell you now, I'm not showin' anyone, my tits."

If you're still skeptical:

Steam/steamapps/common/left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/sound/player/survivor/voice/producer/world04.wav

Double post :/

[Elite]

Its true!

[Avilsta]

LOL

But where's Crescent City?

[Carrie Smattick]

I found a new favourite yesterday - must have come from the update.

Coach: "If I see a zombie running at me with a sample tray, I ain't shootin' it."

[Zhadist]

Coach : I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU CAN'T SHOOT WORF SHEIT

^ This, and like...everything else. Ellis and Nick always sound awesome when they have the chainsaws :)

[Deadly]

There was a witch nearby and Nick says "Hey guys! I think I hear my ex-wife!"

[InstantDeath]

Coach: "Ellis! Ellis! Is that'chu?"
Coach: "GET THAT THING OFF MAH BACK"
Ellis: "Don't worry Coach, the Midnight Riders would be proud of you." or something

[Crack5800]

Nick- "I always wanted to be an axe murderer."

Cracks me up sometimes...

[Elite]

Ellis- "WUBUBUBUBUBUBU"

[Stuffinator]

^this and
ellis: "grabbn a bilebomb"

[Grieverlionhart]

(Microphone in Dark Carnival)
"Every ladies crazy when her daddy's not around na na na na nana na naaaaa" - Coach

(In the saferoom right after the coaster)
"Hey Nick? Remember the time we ran on the rollercoaster?" - Ellis

(Tunnel of Love starting safe room)
"I could of been in Atlantic city or Vegas when the zombies hit but noooooo I have to be in some godamn hillbilly tunnel of love!" - Nick

(Grabbing an AK-47)
"ooooh I love this big gun!" - Rochelle

[persnicityninja]

(When Coach see's a hunter in dead center)
"WATCH IT CRAZY LEGS!!"

(Ellis when admireing Jimmy Gibbs Jr.)
"If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bare that mans children." I loled for ever after hearing that.

[Funkatronic]

Ellis - 'Pipebawmmmm baby.'

[Elite]

Coach " Grabbin Puke!"

[xL4D2x Ada Wong]

Rochelle: *screams* when shes down*

[Death From Above]

Anytime Virgil talks its gold. "Where is y'all at?". Say again, say what now? Now I can't quite hear you now, say again what now?".

My roomate made me sit there and let Virgil go through his speel before answering the walky at the old plantation home.

[iheartzombiez]

"Hey man run, this is some crazy shit!" - Ellis after stepping in spit.

[BlackCat]

"Grrrrrr.... rawr!" - Hunter

[melanie594]

"Boom Boom" -Da Boomer

[iheartzombiez]

"Dun shhoo meee!" - Charger

[BallsMalloney]

RE GOD DAMN LOADING ~ Coach

[iheartzombiez]

Boomer falling xD.

Burp, burp, burp, burp.

[scorptatious]

"Dun shhoo meee!" - Charger

Then don't freaking charge me off the bridge. :mad:

Now that I think about it does sound like that when he makes noises.