The end of the World

[No Shelter]

So how do you think it will end?

I think the ever so growing population of turtles will soon bring the apocalypse.

[The One]

lol turtles?

I think one huge ass war will tear down the foundations of our world. Then everone will be at each other's throat. That or a giant donkey will kick us all in the face and kill us

[No Shelter]

If we start a large scale war between two world powers, its over. Its too risky now to start another world war. If it does, like I said above, there goes the planet. 80's ftw

[The One]

That is the closest thing to killing everyone though, I know its too risky, but thats what another dictator that will probably rise thinks also. So he would take advantage of it. Alliances will fall, Honesty wont exist, there is no sense of security, man will end man

[dontleave]

Actually no, a joint operations between the European countries and the United States develop a system which can intercept and disable ICBM's, nukes whatever you name it... This leaves open warfare very much plausible again, as nations can no longer sit behind their nuclear warheads at a standstill in fear of destroying the world.

[No Shelter]

There is a counter measure for everything.

[gorgoth]

No counter for counter nuclear weapons. What are they going to do? Fire nukes at the anti-nuke systems? Look up the "Star-Wars" bill, it was pretty amazing. Actually it was dumb and implausible.

[General IR]

some important guy (iforget his name), who predicded the french revolution and 9/11 says the world is going to end in 2012

[No Shelter]

Fire nukes at the anti-nuke systems

Of course not, they fire turtles.

[iRelentless]

No counter for counter nuclear weapons
EMP strikes.

[The One]

2012
We arent that far away from it, so we should sit it out. we only have like 4 more years till 2012. Hopefully, honestly, I hope the world will end in warfare

EMP strikes.
Actually there you go, EMP those sons of bitches can take out cities with a tiny ass emp. With that they can disable any anti's and then go in for the kill

[dontleave]

EMP strikes.

It's not an intercept thing, there's nothing to intercept when its intercepting the nukes, its probably a signal of some sort Who cares, they cant use nukes..

They resort to ion cannons and tungsten rods from god.

[gorgoth]

Nostradamus? I hate him, overblown stupid schizophreniacs.

[General IR]

We arent that far away from it, so we should sit it out. we only have like 4 more years till 2012.
you know they said the same thing about Y2K, but that was wrong

[No Shelter]

EMP strikes are scary. I was reading about them and that one episode of future weapons. I hope the world doesn't in my lifetime or my kids. But we all know that won't happen. If I knew it was ending right now I would strip naked and run around, thats my goal for when the day comes. Maybe rape a hot woman too.

[The One]

EMP strikes are scary. I was reading about them and that one episode of future weapons. I hope the world doesn't in my lifetime or my kids. But we all know that won't happen. If I knew it was ending right now I would strip naked and run around, thats my goal for when the day comes. Maybe rape a hot woman too.
Oh yeah, emp's are bad. The worse thing is that they are very silent also. And I do hope that the world ends in my lifetime. So I know exactly how it ends

[gorgoth]

Prophets proclaiming the end of the world have been wrong every single time. Only one will ever be right :p

[The One]

Prophets proclaiming the end of the world have been wrong every single time. Only one will ever be right :p
Well there have been prophets that have been right about predictions, noone ever knows who is right or wrong. Actually, I wouldnt want the world to end in warfare. Maybe something that noone will ever see coming, something hell like. Like a Rage Virus :)

[gorgoth]

A rage virus is too extreme. How about the world ending in plain old Mad Cow?

[dontleave]

I hope it ends in warfare, and something cool like WW2, not this Iraq shit. Should be a war of ideology and not... oil and Texans.

Something people would actually be proud to see you fight in, even if it ends the world. And maybe if we're lucky they'll use biological warfare in the form of the rage virus :)

[Dead Fish]

Uhm, Zombie Apocalypse anyone?

[dontleave]

Yeah, I'd say open/not nuclear warfare and zombie apocalypse are my favorite choices... and if its open warfare it'd be nice if it was set in 2020, and we have all the cool shit from crysis. Not the suits in particular, but that really snazzy looking VTOL and whatnot.

Actually... The stuff the have in FFOW and Tom Clancys End War is good enough...

[gorgoth]

I'm not for war, but Iraq is...ugh. Back in my day, we had real wars! Well back in the 40's at least. Ugh. Iraq is so...ugh...

[The One]

A rage virus is too extreme
PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!

A rage virus would be perfect. Besides, the infected are still people, just fast and insane. So you can still kill them with a well placed toothpick.

[gorgoth]

I think that the world is going to end when Vladamir Putin becomes prez. for life (he's trying really hard!)

[dontleave]

Yep, a combine FFOW/EndWar scenario would be the best IMO, and if you can throw in zombies... well thats just ace.

And me becoming a supreme being of the EVERYTHING.

[The One]

A war would be good. Like Dontleave said, to fight for something

[gorgoth]

I like Mad Cow. I meant too realistic, a rage virus would theoretically do harm. Mad Cow, well, we'll see...

[No Shelter]

I agree with the open warfare. I can see just about everyone fighting and being an extreme nationalist, it would kind of cool. People fighting for their country and what they stand for, real patriotic shit. Countries in ruins and always some rebels holding out and shit.

[gorgoth]

I wonder what Kim Jong Il thinks about Crysis. He can't be happy. :)

[dontleave]

Unfortunately we have no Nazi's to fight. Someone should make a huge faction to fight the good guys... Im thinking the old Central Powers/Axis + Iron Curtain

vs. NA, Western Europe, Commonwealth Nations and the rest of the good NATO countries... East vs. West?

Sounds kickass to me... but now we need a conflict... I got a good one, some disease turns up in central asia, is brought to... North America, kills <insert big number here> and TURNS THEM TO ZOMBIES!!! (maybe, maybe not) NA gets pissed, thinks its biological weapon... and then FIGHT!

Would be cool... again... no nukes.

And again.. I become supreme being of everything.

[gorgoth]

Damn you Vladamir Putin! Damn you!

[The One]

I agree with the open warfare. I can see just about everyone fighting and being an extreme nationalist, it would kind of cool. People fighting for their country and what they stand for, real patriotic shit. Countries in ruins and always some rebels holding out and shit
thats exactly how I picture it, cities reduced to ruins, resources extremely scarce, People fighting here and there. But A Rage Virus would be nice :)

[gorgoth]

Sad truth is, I doubt open war will come to the U.S.A. for a very long time. It's never happened before and we aren't terribly vulnerable. That won't stop Putin though! Onward for Mother Russia!

[No Shelter]

I would like a world in ruins kind of thing. Extreme survival and shit. A really sad kind of war. Everything we loved and made vanished

[gorgoth]

Did Putin take our loved things away?

[No Shelter]

I just want to see hollywood burn.

[dontleave]

No, someone assassinates him, and Russia attacks!!! WW3!!!

[The One]

I would like a world in ruins kind of thing. Extreme survival and shit. A really sad kind of war. Everything we loved and made vanished
Yeah a really sad war will be good, to know that all that was good is nothing but a mere memory, and the voices of your loved ones are nothing but a mere whisper. And that the only reason you fight is not for power, pride, nothing, just to survive

[gorgoth]

Putin makes it so.

EDIT: Putin is immortal. Everyone knows that. Proof? If he wasn't, he'd be dead!

[The One]

Putin makes it so.
i'm going to make it that you and him have a nice date at a restaraunt since you think about hime so much :P

haha anyway, a sad, destructible, war sounds good

[gorgoth]

Be careful what you say: he controls the internet. You might not wake up!

[The One]

PUTIN YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT FAGGET ASS PUSSY!!!!!111


Lets see him try it

[dontleave]

Fuck, now I want to play End War... TOM CLACNY MEK GEM F4ST111!!!

[gorgoth]

Of all the things, having Vladamir Putin sucking your dick would not be the most pleasant. Haven't heard anything about EndWar, looking up now. Vegas was great, so I hope this is too.

EDIT: Wtf RTS? Odd. Good be good. It says it's like no RTS ever. Maybe that means (I HOPE SO FUCKING MUCH) that they came up with the best idea ever. Having it be an RTS that in times of need, you can go into FPS mode and fight as a soldier to help win a skirmish. I've had that idea ever since the first RTS with guns.

[hooray for zombies]

I've got a good one:
Donkey punch mania spreads throughout the world, all females are killed during intercourse and the human species can no longer propagate.
eh, eh?

[The One]

I've got a good one:
Donkey punch mania spreads throughout the world, all females are killed during intercourse and the human species can no longer propagate.
eh, eh?
hahahahahahahha ROFLMFAO!!!!!! ZOMGLOL! All women are killed during intercourse? hahahahahaha god that was good

[Etheallmighty]

what about iraqi zombies....anyone??

it would b hilarious 2 see a zombiraqi death cry....

extremeley slow -ALALALALALALALA!....then at the end detonates his stomach/suicide zombie/boomer :)

[Shrubberyjsc]

I'm really surprised nobody has posted up this old &quot;gem&quot;

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Ya know all you lot worry me sometimes!

I personally think it'll all end with either the overdue mega-quake we're supposed to have, or the overdue mega-eruption, or the overdue mega-astroid we keep getting warned about.

What if they all pitched up at the same time! Now that would be one spectacular way to go!

In reality, I think it's gonna be one almighty belch of radiation from the sun that will fry us to a crisp, or at the very least knock out all electronic circuits and send us back to the stone age.

[Rannos]

This way seems a tad more poetic. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS2BrxcWWZA)

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

And me becoming a supreme being of the EVERYTHING.
Actually there you go, EMP those sons of bitches can take out cities with a tiny ass emp
i dont think that a EMP for taking out city is tiny..... more the size of a 100 ton truck :D

no shelter shal be no1 of the world!!! whit turtles whit the rage virus!!!
:D perfect!!

[jaydig]

trailer for a neat independant movie shot in documentary style...
URL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zrvTJx8j5Y)
....no war or zombies. A disease has killed 99% of the worlds population. Several years later, two survivors from San Francisco dust off their old camera equipment and make a documentary.
If you ever see it at the video shop, check it out.

[The One]

i dont think that a EMP for taking out city is tiny..... more the size of a 100 ton truck :D

no shelter shal be no1 of the world!!! whit turtles whit the rage virus!!!
:D perfect!!
Not litteraly tiny, you dont need a huge ass EMP bomb to take out a city

[The One Froh Man]

Maybe rape a hot woman too.
So you´d have no problem with raping someone if it weren´t for the consequences?
Or are you joking?
Edit:Sorry for reviving an old thread with a completely off-topic post, but...
JESUS!

[dontleave]

So you´d have no problem with raping someone if it weren´t for the consequences?
Or are you joking?

Arguably most people wouldnt... And you wouldn't have to, according to a certain dead performer, virgins dig being not virgins when the world is about to end...

[Shrubberyjsc]

We've had this discussion before in a different form.

No moar.

[The One]

We've had this discussion before in a different form.

No moar.

hahah are you talking about that whole raping dead zombie hot chicks thing?

[Shrubberyjsc]

hahah are you talking about that whole raping dead zombie hot chicks thing?

None other.

[No Shelter]

Its the end of the world! Who cares? lol

[No Shelter]

Its the end of the world! Who cares? lol

But its wrong. WRONG!


Edit: Yeah I just quoted myself.

[The One]

None other.
ROFLMFAO! hahahah i almost completely forgot about that, I think there were like pages and pages of just non stop &quot;It still rape if you force sex on a zombie&quot; thing hahahahahahhahahahhahahah god I wish I can remember the name of that thread. I would love to read that again.

Its the end of the world! Who cares? lol
Well even if it was the end of the world, I would never rape a girl. I would tell her

Me: &quot;look, its the end of the world. Lets just enjoy the last few moments we have left&quot;

Girl: &quot;Do I know you?&quot;

Me: &quot;Whats the point of getting to know me? We're all gonna die anyway right?&quot;

Girl: &quot;Your right....... LETS FUCK!!!!&quot;



See no need for rape :)



But if it ever does come to that.........

Remember kids its not rape if you yell SUPRISE!

[Shrubberyjsc]

I wish I can remember the name of that thread.

And I wish that you can't.

>.<

[The One]

And I wish that you can't
hahahahah lol, I just need a really need to see that. I'm gonna search it righ tnow hahah :)

[Shrubberyjsc]

hahahahah lol, I just need a really need to see that. I'm gonna search it righ tnow hahah :)

Oh, please... find it in your heart not to do that....

D=

[The One]

Oh, please... find it in your heart not to do that....
ROFLMFAO hahah why not?

[Shrubberyjsc]

*waits in fear*

....................................

[The One]

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=3&topic=452&page=0 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=452&page=0)

[Shrubberyjsc]

Crap. For the love of all things holy... please nobody start that up again.

&quot;Read my lips... no new (zombie chick) threads&quot;

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

Crysis' release date is d-day. Flying turtles will take over the world.

[dontleave]

Crysis' release date is d-day. Flying turtles will take over the world.

How can they? Turtles die no matter what, unless you plan on holding it 'till we die... in that case expect to hold it for another 70 or so years.

[Halfeatendonkey]

i think, a giant Half Eaten Donkey,will crush everyone by rolling over them

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

noo you got it all wrong!!

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Zdq5rj7duE
this is the way!

[darksora2323]

BUNNIES WILL RULE



So, guys, as i had seen in Resident evil, there were some sexy naked zombie chix walkin around, and it just got me thinkin...why not do a zombie chick? i forgot which resident evil movie it was, maybe it was resident evil:apocolypse or something? not sure, but this black guy with like desert eagles drove by them

So the question on everyones mind is, is it wrong, or is it necrophelia to make love to them?

I personally dont think so, in a way, its self defense, they'll be trying to bite you the entire time, and you wont be violating anyones rights, because the zombies would be WELL AWARE, and probably wouldn't care if you made love to them. And also, because they are ANIMATE, they technically aren't dead, right?

So being whole heartedly moral as I am, I would totally take advantage of some naked zombie chicks, the question is, would YOU?

If there WAS a zombie apocalypse, do you think that an exchange of bodily fluids with a zombie would result in being infected, like in 28 Weeks later? I guess one should wear protection ANYWAY, you never know where that zombie has been...

I hope you guys dont think this post is too inappropriate, i think its a very resonable post thats just bringing up what all of you fellow teenagers are thinking about, but not sharing with the rest of us

[Shrubberyjsc]

Pay no attention to the post behind the curtain.

Edit:

Also, in b4 the lock.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

*waits in fear*
dude..... raping a dead girl is gross.... no its horible, your sick of you do that.......

[dontleave]

dude..... raping a dead girl is gross.... no its horible, your sick of you do that.......

And so it begins...

[hooray for zombies]

personally dont think so, in a way, its self defense

I made this joke before but, I pity any thief you catch in your house *shudder*

[The One]

dude..... raping a dead girl is gross.... no its horible, your sick of you do that.......
Exactly, why anyone would do it is beyond me, but hell. Its still rape :P

But its not rape if you yell SUPRISE

And so it begins...
>=)

[ShadowSlayer7]

some important guy (iforget his name), who predicded the french revolution and 9/11 says the world is going to end in 2012

on the Mayan calendar, i think they predicted that the world will end in 2012.
dunno how though, i think i was glancing at the history channel one day...

[Blobie0]

The zombie invasions is not if...its when. So thus im investing money for my &quot;invincible&quot; zombie shelter and my actual zombie shelter(the &quot;invicible&quot; zombie shelter will be displayed publicly where as the other will be hidden....safely).
On a out of topic post....IM BAAAACK!

[Shrubberyjsc]

Welcome back.

[Etheallmighty]

pfft, i'm gone for a few days and come back and everyone's just talking about rape?! WTF

[Asura]

pfft, i'm gone for a few days and come back and everyone's just talking about rape?! WTF

Rape!! WHERE!!
http://blogs.cisco.com/gov/angry%20man.jpg

[Big_Bubbaloola]

GAH!!!!!

Dude, don't post pics like that ..................... I very nearly soiled myself ........... again!

[Asura]

GAH!!!!!

Dude, don't post pics like that ..................... I very nearly soiled myself ........... again!


Its sexy isnt it?

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

you sick dude from finland!

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

dude..... raping a dead girl is gross.... no its horible, your sick of you do that.......
:D im evil :D

[The One]

The end of the world will most likely be a huge war period. No zombies, infected, or hot naked zombie violated chicks. War. Cold, dark, endless War.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

yeah probally......
boy you realy knows how the cheer somebody up!

[The One]

boy you realy knows how the cheer somebody up!
^_^

Its what I do best :D

[Asura]

you sick dude from finland!

Hey dont be rude, i may be sick!
but not finnish!! *hides* it dosent mean i am finnish if its on my profile!
right?? RIGHT!?? ah crap...

[The One]

but not finnish!! *hides* it dosent mean i am finnish if its on my profile!
right?? RIGHT!?? ah crap...
Denying his own blood, yep definetly a cold, sad, and endless war indeed :)