Stupid Suggestions for left 4 dead 2 [Archive]

SRXSniper58

07-30-2009, 09:35 PM

For all you people that joke on suggestion threads for l4d2 by putting stuff like "a shark shooting bazooka" or a gravity gun, this is the thread for you.
Let out all your sillyness by putting those far-fetched suggestions here.
Thanks,
My only suggestion, we should have the holy handgrenade

scm

07-30-2009, 09:43 PM

Dildo melee weapon

7oXic

07-30-2009, 09:48 PM

Courtesy of the SPUF, MOUNTABLE TANKS. Imagine mowing through a horde on a friggin' tank! >.>

Daft55Punk55

07-30-2009, 09:59 PM

A pill gun, it shoots pills and whoever the pills land on louis comes and rips them in half also you hear PEELZ HERE before he shows up and it works on tanks but takes two bottles

Jesus123

07-30-2009, 10:00 PM

Being able to use Solid Snake and sneak around and grab a single infected and take him out silently. Or tank having a carry on his back carrying Bill as he charges at the survivors screaming, "THIS REMIND ME OF THE ZOMBIE ATTACK OF 74"

SRXSniper58

07-30-2009, 10:01 PM

Emphisis on wanting the holy handgrenade

SlainPwner666

07-30-2009, 10:03 PM

They should put in a cricket bat. OHWAIT.

In all seriousness [or lack thereof]
An AK 103 that fires explosive rounds that target teammates ONLY.

Slochk

07-30-2009, 10:14 PM

rocket propelled chainsaw, for for long distance zombie cutting.
OR a helicopter with chain guns mounted on both sides with a flame thrower mounted on the bottom(all remote controlled)
OR a whip that was on FIRE......

Daft55Punk55

07-30-2009, 10:20 PM

a new boss infected called the fryer he throws KFC and louis, rochelle and coach run towards it you have control of everything but you where your going but after 10 seconds zombies eat it and you have full control again

Easton Dark

07-30-2009, 11:23 PM

Sharks with fricken lazer beams on their heads

seaniepoo

07-30-2009, 11:40 PM

Experimental MIRV

7oXic

07-31-2009, 12:21 AM

Experimental MIRV

ftw. To counter it, there would need to be a new special infected. This new SI would be a combination of the original SI, in escape vehicle form.

The power r- Special Infected would be like so:
-The hunter would pilot the plane
-The smoker would pilot the helicopter
-The the boomer would drive the boat
-The tank would drive that armored vehicle from blood harvest
And the witch would be on a turret or something.

When called by the director, each special would enter via their vehicles and merge together, each vehicle performing a different function. Think, giant robot Godzilla with all of the abilities of the SI combined and an immunity to bullets.

Of course the SI has a weakness though, his only attack is a face stabbing knife, which he has to momentarily transform into to do any damage. If set on fire while trying to stab you he will rage quit and die. He can only be summoned when the player has 7 dragon balls and all 5 pieces of Exodia in play.

Or you could just give a tank infinite health...

OrangeCat X

07-31-2009, 12:34 AM

I want to rip the spine and head off a zombie and use it as a flail.

If you hit perfectly, the head starts to gnaw on the target. NOM NOM NOM!!!

Avilsta

07-31-2009, 12:52 AM

Harpoon gun or anything that shoots spears, maybe you could have a finale at the docks and you could shoot the tank and hold it down with an anchor?

Elite

07-31-2009, 02:52 AM

Left trigger grenade throwing abilities.

Chuck Norris.

A rawketlauncher.

A Golden Desert Eagle.

A pedobearlauncher.

yep thats about it

Stuffinator

07-31-2009, 03:10 AM

"THIS REMIND ME OF THE ZOMBIE ATTACK OF 74"
57!!!!!!!!!

persnicityninja

07-31-2009, 03:49 AM

A SI that makes really annoying sounds in your mic like, I JUST PWND YOU N00b!!!!

one of them

07-31-2009, 04:06 AM

A Water Gun that is super effective against The Witch.
When the witch dies from the water gun, she slowly melts into a puddle of acid. As she melts she screams "I'MM MEEEEELLLTTTTINNNNGGGG" "OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD"

Nuttz

07-31-2009, 04:39 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaiXVbFZXI&feature=related

Icy Lemon

07-31-2009, 04:50 AM

Destroys the entire map in one shot, killing eveyone.
http://www.brookings.edu/FP/PROJECTS/NUCWCOST/davy6.jpg

Fernsy

07-31-2009, 06:16 AM

Ninja Moves.

A 7 foot tall, 20 stone guy that can throw the zombies around and crush their sculls (see black guy from Dust Till Dawn).

A bicycle.

Jesus123

07-31-2009, 11:44 AM

57!!!!!!!!!

SHHHHH.... it will confuse the people.

seaniepoo

07-31-2009, 12:09 PM

Portal gun! Or the grav gun when it is infused with dark energy. Lawl, pulling the smoker or a hunter while in midair.

Zorgy

07-31-2009, 12:15 PM

Sharks with fricken lazer beams on their heads

Beat me to it.

Funkatronic

07-31-2009, 01:12 PM

Remote Control Louis.

Smoker

07-31-2009, 02:07 PM

A rat flail. :3

Claudia

07-31-2009, 02:24 PM

A rat flail. :3

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

I like the pill gun.

Daft55Punk55

07-31-2009, 02:33 PM

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

I like the pill gun.

well it is quite possibly the greatest thing ever thought of in 3 seconds

Raydude4115

07-31-2009, 02:49 PM

hmmm peelz....^_^

Claudia

07-31-2009, 02:50 PM

Yes. It is. :D

SRXSniper58

07-31-2009, 02:54 PM

Angel music should play when the Monty Python HOly Handgrenade(pictured below) is thrown

The Road Rascal

07-31-2009, 02:55 PM

These guns:

http://www.rosetown.org.nz/images/TactiCool.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1495/emogunwl1.jpg

7oXic

07-31-2009, 03:11 PM

These guns:

-cool gunz-

pshh, that aint nothing compared to:
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-ultimatesniperupgrade.jpg
or
http://i30.tinypic.com/2ul4o.jpg
or even
http://deadworkers.com/tf2/img/gmod_heavy.jpg
Take your toys elsewhere :p

Easton Dark

07-31-2009, 06:10 PM

A rat flail. :3

Aha!

I see we have a vg cats fan in the house.

scm

07-31-2009, 06:24 PM

Implement the poker into the game

Smoker

07-31-2009, 06:27 PM

Aha!

I see we have a vg cats fan in the house.

If by house you mean the L4D411 Forums, then you are correct. >:3

I laughed SO MUCH at this. (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090727.jpg)

Slochk

07-31-2009, 07:21 PM

this......

Crack5800

07-31-2009, 07:22 PM

if by house you mean the l4d411 forums, then you are correct. >:3

i laughed so much at this. (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090727.jpg)

lmmfao!!!

Claudia

07-31-2009, 07:31 PM

WHAT. THE. FUUUUU-.
o.o

I guess thats okay... SHIT! I have to draw her now too.

yourbadmega

07-31-2009, 08:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaiXVbFZXI&feature=related

i still have turok 2 and i played it when i was 4 and i never did complete the whole game. BUT THE CHEATS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME!

to add to the thread: I demand that for the pill gun, the heavy shouts INCOMING! and then louis comes out from the sky dive bombs the pills and kills everything in a 3 mile radius.

TnT DORKMAN

08-01-2009, 06:26 PM

Daft55Punk55

08-01-2009, 07:51 PM

to add to the thread: I demand that for the pill gun, the heavy shouts INCOMING! and then louis comes out from the sky dive bombs the pills and kills everything in a 3 mile radius.[/QUOTE]

i can deal with that but only if every once in a while when you use it you also hear Bonk or grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha PEELZ HERE

Daft55Punk55

08-01-2009, 07:55 PM

Congratulations, you win the forum.

Thank you as an actual black person i know the best racist jokes and stereotypes;):D

Slochk

08-01-2009, 08:53 PM

i found out a new weapon i want...

a steak(meat from a cow) attached to a RC car, able to drive around and make zombies attack it.. also it explodes acid and lava when it takes dammage.... lol

7oXic

08-01-2009, 09:06 PM

http://www.catalize.com/lawnmower.png =]

a steak(meat from a cow) attached to a RC car, able to drive around and make zombies attack it.. also it explodes acid and lava when it takes dammage.... lol

That would be fun XD

Daft55Punk55

08-01-2009, 09:13 PM

http://www.catalize.com/lawnmower.png =]

That would be fun XD

Why did you put a picture of a lawn mower:confused:

7oXic

08-01-2009, 09:15 PM

Why did you put a picture of a lawn mower:confused:

Braindead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkUdGkIwMFQ) Why else?

InstantDeath

08-01-2009, 09:35 PM

Through a sacrificial offering of a teammate, a Heavy Weapons Guy appears and screams. He then charges into a crowd of infected and devours everything. Witch,tank,boomer, whatever! After like 30 seconds or whatever, he spins in a circle shooting lasers out of his eyes and says THAT VAS DELICIOUS! and magically disappears. For it to summon, 3 survivors need to constantly melee the sacrifice and spam deathscreams for 10 seconds.

Daft55Punk55

08-01-2009, 10:48 PM

Braindead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkUdGkIwMFQ) Why else?

good enough for me:p

Daft55Punk55

08-01-2009, 10:54 PM

Slochk

08-02-2009, 03:54 PM

http://www.catalize.com/lawnmower.png =]

That would be fun XD

and it has that weird l4d look to it :)

stev0hazard

08-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Incendiary amm-... oh wait...

sconic23

08-02-2009, 07:44 PM

Braindead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkUdGkIwMFQ) Why else?

lol wow. that was one of the worst movies i have ever seen. The zombie rat thing getting smashed by the old lady was hilarious!

SRXSniper58

08-02-2009, 08:22 PM

Feather Duster Melee Weapon

Easton Dark

08-02-2009, 10:52 PM

A throwable SRXsniper58

grabbin_peelz

08-02-2009, 11:25 PM

A baby melee weapon. *Grabs a baby by the leg and throws it at a boomer*

Easton Dark

08-02-2009, 11:27 PM

A baby melee weapon. *Grabs a baby by the leg and throws it at a boomer*

Now that is what I'm talking about with the throwable srxsniper thing.

I'd be like "Here take him instead!!" and knowing my friends they would just laugh and laugh........

We enjoy leaving people behind.

hunterhunter

08-02-2009, 11:32 PM

we need cockmeat sandwiches

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6ONMto5gEoA5tM:http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/120000/120659_sandwhich.jpg

Fernsy

08-03-2009, 05:07 AM

pop the boomer mode! Boomer runs away, other SI try to pop him. Once popped candy comes out!

Smoker

08-03-2009, 07:07 AM

^^ That would actually be an amusing mini game. :D

I always try to do that at the end of a versus match. >:3

BrotherAriman

08-03-2009, 07:41 AM

Cancer... :( ... ZOMBIE CANCER! ... :eek: :)

Fernsy

08-03-2009, 07:54 AM

^^ That would actually be an amusing mini game. :D

I always try to do that at the end of a versus match. >:3

Yeah same here lol

Daft55Punk55

08-03-2009, 11:28 AM

Cancer... :( ... ZOMBIE CANCER! ... :eek: :)

ha ha Yeah! *High five*

awdrgy123

08-03-2009, 02:51 PM

disk shooter that shoots l4d disks at zombies cutting them in half

Raydude4115

08-03-2009, 03:56 PM

http://www.3fl.net.au/media/73/20080619-TF2_Flare.jpeg
how about a version of a flare gun from TF2 so people acutally need to use trajectory to get people on fire and reloads are kinda the same aswell...but its unrealistic

Mattbott

08-03-2009, 04:36 PM

incendiary ammo?

apologies if it's already been mentioned

Crack5800

08-03-2009, 05:10 PM

adrenaline...............OH YEAH THATS RIGHT V_V

Icy Lemon

08-03-2009, 05:16 PM

A gun that create's a portal which sucks everyone nearby into it, creating panick and confusion amongst all victims. A bit like this...
http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/vurdlak8/freakouteyes.gif

hunterhunter

08-03-2009, 05:27 PM

ahg..that hurts my eyes..

ot:gumbo instead of pills

Easton Dark

08-03-2009, 07:00 PM

The ability for Zoey to rip the witches nails off, and use them herself.

Spamshees

08-06-2009, 10:58 AM

Chinese Stealth Armour + A LaserGunSword

ThoughtThinking

08-06-2009, 11:19 AM

A Newspaper.
Think about it!
Whacking Zombies with paper = win.

Slochk

08-06-2009, 11:27 AM

A Newspaper.
Think about it!
Whacking Zombies with paper = win.

"bad zombie these are my brains"
*hits zombie wit news paper*
i lol'd

Slochk

08-06-2009, 12:02 PM

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/left4dead-lolcats.jpg
l4d cat editon

Fernsy

08-06-2009, 12:26 PM

a suit of armor, medieval styleeeeeee bitchez

Daft55Punk55

08-06-2009, 01:00 PM

a cheese grater in one hand, and the sandvich in the other, you hit zombies with the cheese grater and flakes of them fall on to the sandvich giving it meat then you eat said sandvich and gain temporary special infected powers like tank fists, hunter pounces (except you punch instead of ripping them apart),witch claws(only louis, coach, and rochelle can get as a way of gettting back at the white zombies/survivors(JK)) except sometimes when lewis eats the sandvich he gets an adrenaline boost and craps out pills every 100 steps.
tl;dr- cheese grater and sandvich that gives you special infected powers or makes louis crap out pills after some running

Lunatic Brandon

08-06-2009, 06:51 PM

A balanced game that promotes fair gameplay tactics and has a lot of replay value.

Easton Dark

08-06-2009, 08:10 PM

A balanced game that promotes fair gameplay tactics and has a lot of replay value.

Hah!!

7oXic

08-06-2009, 09:10 PM

lewis

Louis ;D

& lol at brandon's idea.

Slochk

08-06-2009, 09:53 PM

A balanced game that promotes fair gameplay tactics and has a lot of replay value.

people will rage quit if this hapens, seriously guys come on

/sarcasm.

blah

08-08-2009, 10:38 AM

A timed bomb strapped to a remote controlled toy car.
1. Drive to zombies
2. Blow up
3.?????
4. PROFIT!

SRXSniper58

08-08-2009, 10:53 AM

You mean like the monkey bomb blah?
we needed something funny like that

Eagle112

08-08-2009, 12:52 PM

Healing bullets.

Slochk

08-08-2009, 01:11 PM

i lol'd

7oXic

08-08-2009, 01:45 PM

Healing bullets.

This is genius. Infected medic ftw

-"i vas ze ubermensch"

Daft55Punk55

08-10-2009, 01:53 PM

This is genius. Infected medic ftw

-"i vas ze ubermensch"

lol VAS ze ubermensch

Daft55Punk55

08-10-2009, 02:18 PM

The master swordhttp://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/6173/original/1248574216150.png?1248645771

or a bigger bottle of pillshttp://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/7821/original/L4DLouisfsjal2.png?1249794296

Or a giant sword armhttp://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/6456/original/Alex_Mercer.png?1248704283

Slochk

08-10-2009, 02:38 PM

i love fsjal!!!!

Neurologist

08-10-2009, 02:39 PM

An infected that bleeds.
Making the survivors slip and incap themselves.

Bloodshed269

08-10-2009, 02:53 PM

adrenaline...............OH YEAH THATS RIGHT V_V

You're such a smartass. Gimme some dual-wielded Gatling Shotguns!!!!!

Neurologist

08-10-2009, 02:59 PM

dual wielding gatling shotguns+Axe with your mouth+Frying pan with your toes=win.

Slochk

08-10-2009, 03:07 PM

dual wielding gatling shotguns+Axe with your mouth+Frying pan with your toes=win.

yes..... just yes.

Dreaming A Reality

08-10-2009, 04:01 PM

dual wielding gatling shotguns+Axe with your mouth+Frying pan with your toes=win.

How would you stand while hitting them with pans?

Or are you in a scooter while doing all this?

SlainPwner666

08-10-2009, 04:06 PM

The ultimate badassery for those in a wheelchair.

Jesus123

08-10-2009, 04:08 PM

Bill making a cameo looking ragged like crazy with an eye patch. He would run in an area you can't go and be duel wielding P90's screaming gibberish and blasting zombies away.

Slochk

08-10-2009, 04:11 PM

How would you stand while hitting them with pans?

Or are you in a scooter while doing all this?

i was think roller blades with the pans taped to them :D

Jub8Jub

08-10-2009, 04:11 PM

How about your a big daddy from bioshock, Nothing will be able to stop you.

Hmmm...that gives me a idea, how about an infected or a S.I in a diving suit.

Dreaming A Reality

08-10-2009, 04:15 PM

How about your a big daddy from bioshock, Nothing will be able to stop you.

Hmmm...that gives me a idea, how about an infected or a S.I in a diving suit.

if they ever make a campaign at sea world be sure to suggest this

halfasscommy

08-17-2009, 12:25 AM

Experimental MIRV
I agree zombies+nukes=fun

Ouroboros Omega

08-25-2009, 04:54 PM

Laser-guided nuclear cluster bomb air-strike!
FTW!

Cyanyde

08-25-2009, 05:11 PM

if they ever make a campaign at sea world be sure to suggest this

Along with a speargun.. now that would be sweet! :)

BusinessCat

12-27-2009, 11:55 PM

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq301/1psymon1/Coach-Chocolatehelicopter.png
A chocolate helicopter would be credit to team.

CrAnKeDHigH

12-27-2009, 11:58 PM

^^ wtf? Why?

BusinessCat

12-28-2009, 12:25 AM

^^ wtf? Why?

Because it's a helicopter.... made of chocolate!

BallsMalloney

12-28-2009, 12:33 AM

Once Coach gets his chocolate cheese-burgers. He becomes..ONE MAN CHOCOLATE CHEESE BURGER APOCALYPSE

BusinessCat

12-28-2009, 01:06 AM

Once Coach gets his chocolate cheese-burgers. He becomes..ONE MAN CHOCOLATE CHEESE BURGER APOCALYPSE

The survivors have escaped!

Easton Dark

12-28-2009, 01:19 AM

I can tell you'll go far here.

But you seem to comfortable......... mods, look into this.

wertan11

12-28-2009, 01:24 AM

yes he seems to comfortable and acts like he knows people already. like dethpenguin and watlol

Easton Dark

12-28-2009, 01:41 AM

Dont assume it's deth.

Left Fur Dead

12-28-2009, 01:50 AM

Make it so good Easton thinks it sucks.

Oh wait..

Easton Dark

12-28-2009, 01:55 AM

I never think.

I know.

Left Fur Dead

12-28-2009, 02:02 AM

You only think you know. But since you know everything you know that too. So you know you think you know. Think you know now what you think you know or do you think you know that you think that you know what you think that you know?

Easton Dark

12-28-2009, 02:21 AM

But I dont think.

Elite

12-28-2009, 02:47 AM

THIS IS MADNESS!

My brain cannot handle this.

Avilsta

12-28-2009, 03:01 AM

The Valkyrie [just wanted a flying infected]

Flies in and grabs a survivor, and drops them off at a certain height to inflict damage (20 damage at most). If the person getting captured shoots off the Valkyrie, he will inflict the full damage of the fall but if someone else kills the Valkyrie, the survivor will be able to brace for the impact and receive only half of the damage.

The Juggernaut [to give variety for the boss monster]

A weaker tank but with armor (though not through out, since the armor was made for humans only, there are cracks in parts of the armor). Only bullets hitting non-protected areas will inflict damage and after enough hits, parts of armor will crack and fall off, leaving the juggernaut defenseless. Has the ability to shake the ground, causing the survivors to lose control for awhile (1-2 seconds?)

The Striker [to show that the infected got smart and know that staying around would mean death]

Basically a charger w/o it's huge arm, so it can charges towards the survivor, hits them and runs off. Rinse, wash and repeat till it's dead.