Shake Weight

[Jesus123]

I wonder who came up with this idea. Who ever did is a winner in my book lol. I like how this is aimed at the women demographic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w

[EClaris]

Best comment

"I wish my d*** was the shake weight "

[Jesus123]

Nah this is the best:

does this work the muscles in your mouth

[Easton Dark]

Shakeweight 2.0:

has a little nozzle at the end that shoots water to cool you off while you work out!

[Jesus123]

Shakeweight 2.0:

has a little nozzle at the end that shoots water to cool you off while you work out!

Fucking genius, pure fucking genius.

[Slochk]

http://chaobell.net/newgallery/d/309-1/1160344590990.jpg

[one of them]

I know a way to use the Shake Weight and not even have to pay.

[EClaris]

I know a way to use the Shake Weight and not even have to pay.

Only if it gives me lean muscle

[Jub8Jub]

Who ever was in charge of the camera angles, I give them a thumbs up. It's like they read my mind.

[Easton Dark]

Only if it gives me lean muscle

Not to mention a free protein shake.

[EClaris]

Not to mention a free protein shake.

YES!


/caps

[Jesus123]

http://chaobell.net/newgallery/d/309-1/1160344590990.jpg

http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh390/smurf-jesus-turtle/inorite.jpg

[one of them]

Pretty owl, what does it have to do with inorite?

[hunterhunter]

Pure win......

[Jesus123]

Pretty owl, what does it have to do with inorite?

Does it have to make sense? I wasn't aware we were having a legitimate polite conversation on a exercise item. Now if we weren't I would of said, "GTFO NUB" but since we are I will explain. It is used to refer of me knowing how epic this thread is that I created forehand.

[one of them]

Does it have to make sense? I wasn't aware we were having a legitimate polite conversation on a exercise item. Now if we weren't I would of said, "GTFO NUB" but since we are I will explain. It is used to refer of me knowing how epic this thread is that I created forehand.

What? I was just saying that the Owl isn't really making an "inorite" face or having anything to do with the "inorite" phrase.

[yourbadmega]

What? I was just saying that the Owl isn't really making an "inorite" face or having anything to do with the "inorite" phrase.

inorite?

[Jesus123]

What? I was just saying that the Owl isn't really making an "inorite" face or having anything to do with the "inorite" phrase.

Like I said before, does it matter?

[yourbadmega]

Like I said before, does it matter?

inorite?

[Jesus123]

inorite?

http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh390/smurf-jesus-turtle/STFUNUB.jpg

[hunterhunter]

LOL now chicks can jerk off

/idiocy

[Jesus123]

Now men can practice in public without being told it's wrong!

[Slochk]

inorite?

inorite?

[one of them]

Like I said before, does it matter?
No not really, don't make such a big deal out of it.


I now hate the phrase, inorite.

[Jesus123]

No, not really, don't make such a big deal out of it.


I now hate the phrase, inorite.
fix'd

Oh and....


Pretty owl, what does it have to do with inorite?

What? I was just saying that the Owl isn't really making an "inorite" face or having anything to do with the "inorite" phrase.

[Dre]

YES!


/caps


Only if it gives me lean muscle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Husleman/lmao1128633302120337997.jpg

I REALLY hope you got the pun from those comment you responded to.

[Jesus123]

Shakeweight 2.0:

has a little nozzle at the end that shoots water to cool you off while you work out!

Someone needs to endorse this idea.

[Easton Dark]

Someone needs to endorse this idea.

I like the cut of that guys jib.

I'll endorse it.

[hunterhunter]

random father:what the HELL are you doing

random daughter:what it's exercise.*points to commercial*

random father: oh..... O.O

[Dre]

that'll teach them girls those hands skills they need..........pun intended.

[darkmessiah]

Yes, the father gets owl eyes...

Wait, is this an owl family you are talking about? That would obviously mean that an owl CANNOT hold a Shake Weight as it does not have thumbs, and owls don't have that much flab!

[hunterhunter]

Nooooo....human silly man

[darkmessiah]

But if that owl did have flab, it would be considered a freak, and some kind of divorce between mother and father owl would occur because of his daughter, and he would go into the little owl bars and get smashed with a bunch of Heineken and beat up his new girl friend owl, and the mother of that flabby daughter owl will be crying and dissociative with the rest of the family, soon killing herself by turning her head way too far.

hunter, you're sick.

[one of them]

I didn't know Jesus was a grammar nazi.
All well, the more ya' know.

This commercial seems to be fake. The whole "focus towards women" thing really gives it away.

[hunterhunter]

Random husband: Getin ready for tonight?

random wife: no... exercise....

random husband: Damn..... -_-

[darkmessiah]

But you just said that the owl wife was divorced with the husband, and OWLS CAN"T CARRY SHAKE WEIGHTS.

[hunterhunter]

WTF are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaage!!!!!!!

[TnT DORKMAN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Husleman/lmao1128633302120337997.jpg

I REALLY hope you got the pun from those comment you responded to.
inorite?

[Dre]

inorite?

wut??? WTF does that MEAN!?

[Easton Dark]

"Feel better about the way you look"

Yeah, by practicing how to give handjobs


EDIT: For added lulz, watch it without sound.

[Slochk]

wut??? WTF does that MEAN!?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=inorite

Google helps a lot.

[blah]

Hmm... so a new product for woman that's actually a secret vibrator...

[hunterhunter]

the world makes it so easy make these kind of jokes

[Nuttz]

It's funny because it looks like they are giving a handjob when actually they are not.

[darkmessiah]

It's funny because it looks like they are giving a handjob when actually they are not.

Oh, I thought they were...

For those few hours, I thought youtube had lifted its porn censorship.

[Jesus123]

I didn't know Jesus was a grammar nazi.
All well, the more ya' know.

This commercial seems to be fake. The whole "focus towards women" thing really gives it away.

......

They have a website and commercials have already been on T.V.

Anyways, now women will never be jobless now that their are more hand jobs opening up in the field.

[darkmessiah]

It's actually real, I saw it on Ion network.

[Turles]

LMAO funniest thing I've seen all day.

[BlackCat]

omg I somehow missed this thread.. that's awesome, I want one!! LOL xD

[ThoughtThinking]

omg I somehow missed this thread.. that's awesome, I want one!! LOL xD

inorite?

[Montr]

I have the one where you don't even have to hold it up.
You just reach down and exercise.
It's so comfortable.

[Nuttz]

omg I somehow missed this thread.. that's awesome, I want one!! LOL xD

Hawt.

*resists the urge to say "I'll give you my shake weight"*

[Dre]

Hawt.

*resists the urge to say "I'll give you my shake weight"*

i fucking love you guys, you make me laugh too much.

[hunterhunter]

omg I somehow missed this thread.. that's awesome, I want one!! LOL xD

be careful around nuttz....he might take a pic and photoshop it.......(whoops sry adobe)

[Bloodshed269]

Take it back!!!! I don't wanna be in television!!!!

[BlackCat]

Hawt.

*resists the urge to say "I'll give you my shake weight"*

LOL!

FTR... that doesn't look very much like you resisted the urge to say anything... xD

[hunterhunter]

http://www.jasonely.com/img/logo_wink.gif

[Raydude4115]

My Dumb Question: will the human pop. decrease! lawl

[hunterhunter]

no accessory can replace a man,guy,....male

[Jesus123]

My Dumb Question: will the human pop. decrease! lawl

I don't even...... Seriously, what do you mean? That sentence made no sense.

[Raydude4115]

;_; didnt you read the first part..."My Dumb Question"....you gotta read more jezzus

[hunterhunter]

chill...it's raydude....his questions remind me of my youth...oh the good ol'days

[Raydude4115]

oooo yeahhh :) i mean not that way but you know above my post^^^^ now countinue plz :_;

[Nuttz]

chill...it's raydude....his questions remind me of my youth...oh the good ol'days

His questions remind me of a person suffering from down syndrome.

[BlackCat]

My Dumb Question: will the human pop. decrease! lawl

Normally a question ends with a question mark, one of those squiggly things with a dot underneath... like this: ?

And to answer your question.. no.. if any object were going to cause that, it was around long before that stupid Shake Weight thing was even thought up! LOL

[Jesus123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1-SeOMkQlA

LMFAO! This is the guy version.

[SickDaza]

Lawl!

[Nuttz]

"I haven't had a pump like this for a long time"

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Easton Dark]

"Just 60 seconds and I'm covered in sweat"

They showed this ad on the Daily Show last night. I was rolling when Jon Stewart said in a high pitched voice:

"You'll never guess how this tells you when your done; cooling mist, oyyyyyyy"

[hunterhunter]

LAWL.....I was just thinking about this thread the other day too...

BIGGER LULZ: THE WEB SITE'S REAL!!!!!

[Slochk]

oh god.................