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Mooman77
09-24-2009, 02:46 PM
Ok so before shool started i had a doctors appoinment and they measured me 5 10 1/2 but last week the school did the health thing and got 5 9 and 1/4 and apparently that combined with my weight of 162 is considered "overweight" how the hell did they get that much different measurements?
Infest0125
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.
Mooman77
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Ah of course
DTard
09-24-2009, 02:54 PM
Ah of course
Did they have you take your shoes off both times, did you put your heels against the wall, did you have more hair?
Any of these things can contribute, as well as many other variables.
Mooman77
09-24-2009, 02:56 PM
Did they have you take your shoes off both times, did you put your heels against the wall, did you have more hair?
Any of these things can contribute, as well as many other variables.

yes yes and that school one was after so if anything the hair should of made me taller not shorter.
one of them
09-24-2009, 02:58 PM
Your spine hunched over while you were sleeping.
UKMD Elmo
09-24-2009, 03:08 PM
Ok so before shool started i had a doctors appoinment and they measured me 5 10 1/2 but last week the school did the health thing and got 5 9 and 1/4 and apparently that combined with my weight of 162 is considered "overweight" how the hell did they get that much different measurements?

Spike your hair on the first measurement? Took your high heels off for the second measurement? Forgot to put composte down your trousers in between the two? All are scientific possibilities.

Or maybe they can't count.
OrangeCat X
09-24-2009, 03:16 PM
You spine compresses (at least the pads) during the stress of the day. When you sleep for 8 hours lying down, the pads gain fluid again and you get taller.

Yes, you are (a tiny bit) taller in the morning than you are at night. Watch your adjustments of your rear-view mirror during the day.
Mooman77
09-24-2009, 03:29 PM
You spine compresses (at least the pads) during the stress of the day. When you sleep for 8 hours lying down, the pads gain fluid again and you get taller.

Yes, you are (a tiny bit) taller in the morning than you are at night. Watch your adjustments of your rear-view mirror during the day.

Well the doctors was at 10 30 and school was during 2nd period ( 9am)
but w/e
Slochk
09-24-2009, 05:41 PM
there not that far off.
Bro
09-25-2009, 01:51 PM
School has a shitty nurse.