The Elevator Pitch Thread

[Paradox Viper]

Many people know the Elevator Pitch. It's a hypothetical situation in which you have a single elevator ride in which to pitch your idea to the big important guy standing next to you who controls important stuff.

Basically, this thread is for you to post as short a pitch as possible for a game/book/film/invention/etc. Simply post one word stating the catagory (e.g. film) and then make your super-short pitch below. Good luck!

Here's an example:

Invention

Remote activated rocket propelled homing spare toilet roll.

[Slochk]

i know about this elevator pitch thing. but you made me get confused.... on wat i do?

[Paradox Viper]

i know about this elevator pitch thing. but you made me get confused.... on wat i do?
Think of an idea for a film/book/game/invention or any other catagory of thing, and then try and make a really short 'pitch'. By pitch I mean a way to summarise the idea you have in the way that will get a persons attention and interest straight away. Simply state what type of idea it is (such as 'Film' or 'Game') and then make your pitch.

Another example would be something like this:

Game (this is the type of idea)

Grand Theft Mario with zombies (a very short, to the point 'pitch' that instantly gives you a picture of what the person is talking about)

Feel free to make them as ridiculous (or plausible) as you want.

[Slochk]

i know what it is, im lost on wat u want me to do with my "onthe fly" thought?

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[Slochk]

I HAVE A GUN!

hey you might want to give me your wallet....

I think?

[CrAnKeDHigH]

I HAVE A GUN!

hey you might want to give me your wallet....

I think?

/Facepalm

[Deadly]

Volcano insurance

[Nuttz]

Air conditioning for Eskimos.

[blah]

Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology.
You not know you unwant to not not unwant to not give that non cupcake to me

[Paradox Viper]

Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology.
You not know you unwant to not not unwant to not give that non cupcake to me
So do you want to cupcake or not?

[Bro]

IMAGINE

Free penis pumps

[Paradox Viper]

IMAGINE

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I-

wat.

[wertan11]

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amidoinitrite?

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