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SlainPwner666
09-27-2009, 11:48 PM
Yep, you heard it here folks, probably the worst game in the history of mankind.

This is the sort of post that once upon a time would have been fodder for Alt+Escape, but I cannot in good conscience recommend that people actually play this game.

Lose/Lose is an art game that aims to instill in-game actions with real-life consequences. In real life, shooting somebody means that you've ended a life; you've broken a family or killed somebody's best friend, but in the game there's none of that effect - they're just little ones and zeroes, right? Lose/Lose attempts to do away with that - every time you shoot down an alien starship, the game will randomly and permanently delete a file (any file) from your hard drive. If you get shot down, the game will delete itself.

Here's what the creators had to say:

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Lose/Lose is a video-game with real life consequences. Each alien in the game is created based on a random file on the players computer. If the player kills the alien, the file it is based on is deleted. If the players ship is destroyed, the application itself is deleted.

Although touching aliens will cause the player to lose the game, and killing aliens awards points, the aliens will never actually fire at the player. This calls into question the player's mission, which is never explicitly stated, only hinted at through classic game mechanics. Is the player supposed to be an aggressor? Or merely an observer, traversing through a dangerous land?

Why do we assume that because we are given a weapon an awarded for using it, that doing so is right?

By way of exploring what it means to kill in a video-game, Lose/Lose broaches bigger questions. As technology grows, our understanding of it diminishes, yet, at the same time, it becomes increasingly important in our lives. At what point does our virtual data become as important to us as physical possessions? If we have reached that point already, what real objects do we value less than our data? What implications does trusting something so important to something we understand so poorly have?
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That's some heavy stuff right there. The game itself can be found here, with a list of the top scores (the best being someone who has vaporized 99 files on their computer), but again - and I cannot emphasize this enough - play this game at your own risk.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/94917-Lose-Lose-The-Game-That-Deletes-Your-Files

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

triggerman
09-27-2009, 11:56 PM
is that even legal?

killion237
09-28-2009, 12:00 AM
Gentlemen, I do believe we have a new game, it may not replace the old game but this is a good one none the less.

PS: I lost the game.

Elite
09-28-2009, 12:37 AM
So it fucks up your computer by randomly deleting system32?

Apex_
09-28-2009, 12:38 AM
Step 1: Install game.
Step 2: Make a folder full of random TXT files.
Step 3: Flag everything else on hard drive "read only"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit...in theory.

I do wonder if that would work though. Game would probably crash if it can't get permission to delete.

Nemesis_vs_Leon
09-28-2009, 12:56 AM
Step 1: Install game.
Step 2: Make a folder full of random TXT files.
Step 3: Flag everything else on hard drive "read only"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit...in theory.

I do wonder if that would work though. Game would probably crash if it can't get permission to delete.

or be an hero for its cause.

Bloodshed269
09-28-2009, 05:49 AM
Stupid artsy fartsy people in meh vidya gaems.

SickDaza
09-28-2009, 09:27 AM
Interesting concept, I am not sure what appeal it has, confuses my brain.

Inspector Jones
09-28-2009, 09:29 AM
I won the game.

Infest0125
09-28-2009, 11:02 AM
So basically you play a shitty game to destroy your computer, eventually destroying you?

Why not just do heroine?

UKMD Elmo
09-28-2009, 11:04 AM
Sounds like no fun at all. People who talk like that had the 'sense of humour', 'have a laugh', 'don't take things too seriously', and 'stop being a pussy' part of their brains removed long long ago. They evidently don't grasp what games are all about.

Silly little people. Go back to wine tasting and reviewing modern art please.

No, don't look at me like that.

GO.

JUST LEAVE!

WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR HOBBY!

Icy Lemon
09-28-2009, 03:21 PM
It deletes random files on your computer?

That has to be the worst idea since marmite on toast.

frogopus
09-28-2009, 04:39 PM
Sounds like no fun at all. People who talk like that had the 'sense of humour', 'have a laugh', 'don't take things too seriously', and 'stop being a pussy' part of their brains removed long long ago. They evidently don't grasp what games are all about.

Silly little people. Go back to wine tasting and reviewing modern art please.

No, don't look at me like that.

GO.

JUST LEAVE!

WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR HOBBY!

But please, use your creative talent to write epic story lines to the games that we do enjoy. If you want the same protection over video games as other mediums do, its better to have interesting "art pieces" like this.

It actually looks like an "avoid the falling bricks" type game. They just give you a gun and punish you for using it. That's pretty sweet.

blah
09-28-2009, 06:25 PM
Lol, System 32 = Read Only File?

Inspector Jones
09-28-2009, 07:34 PM
But please, use your creative talent to write epic story lines to the games that we do enjoy. If you want the same protection over video games as other mediums do, its better to have interesting "art pieces" like this.

It actually looks like an "avoid the falling bricks" type game. They just give you a gun and punish you for using it. That's pretty sweet.

Its creative merit is not what I question.
My question is why would I play a game that deletes my data and files for any reason?

Unspoken Damnation
09-28-2009, 08:24 PM
Why not just blow up your enitre computer and then throw the remains off a roof? It sounds a hell of alot more fun, and has the same effect.

Hon3r
09-28-2009, 08:46 PM
So... it's basically an interactive virus! :D

seaniepoo
09-28-2009, 09:24 PM
Thank god it does not act like an innocent game and make you delete your own important files without knowing it. Holy shit. That is not a bad idea for virus-making assholes.

Infest0125
09-28-2009, 09:34 PM
Thank god it does not act like an innocent game and make you delete your own important files without knowing it. Holy shit. That is not a bad idea for virus-making assholes.

Note to self: Only download a game from steam...

Unspoken Damnation
09-28-2009, 09:38 PM
So wait. Is this "game' free, or do you have to pay screw yourself over? Just curious as to how retarded the devs for this thing are.

seaniepoo
09-28-2009, 09:55 PM
So wait. Is this "game' free, or do you have to pay screw yourself over? Just curious as to how retarded the devs for this thing are.

It isn't anything special, just simple free/kind-of-malware.

Bro
09-29-2009, 03:37 AM
Who's man enough to play with all of their files open?

Tyr
09-29-2009, 07:15 AM
You know what? This is actually a pretty interesting concept. The problem with it is that it's a pointless game - shoot aliens you don't need to shoot to delete random files or do nothing.
But this concept applied to, say, a stealth game where if your cover was blown and you had to fight your way out of places and every kill was a deleted file - THEN it get's interesting because it gives you a serious motive to stay as undercover as possible.

Still it's a pretty stupid game. Who'd willingly play Russian Roulett with their spank bank? Not me I can tell you that now.

Inspector Jones
09-30-2009, 11:43 PM
Still it's a pretty stupid game. Who'd willingly play Russian Roulett with their spank bank? Not me I can tell you that now.

Lol.

Anyway, we should hold a competition to see who could play this game the longest, or get the highest score.

Elite
09-30-2009, 11:45 PM
I'm going to be the first to say this

http://collinscycleshop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bad20toaster201.jpg

Penguino de los Muertos
10-01-2009, 09:39 AM
Oops I lost the only picture of my deceased great grandmother.

Raydude4115
10-03-2009, 03:17 PM
*Sigh* waste of Comp. space...I gots a idea....install the game to clear some space ;)

EasyBake
10-13-2009, 11:47 PM
You know what? This is actually a pretty interesting concept. The problem with it is that it's a pointless game - shoot aliens you don't need to shoot to delete random files or do nothing.
But this concept applied to, say, a stealth game where if your cover was blown and you had to fight your way out of places and every kill was a deleted file - THEN it get's interesting because it gives you a serious motive to stay as undercover as possible.

Still it's a pretty stupid game. Who'd willingly play Russian Roulett with their spank bank? Not me I can tell you that now.

wow lol

wertan11
12-25-2009, 06:36 PM
the name is self explanatory. lose/lose. there is no win whatsoever you don't shoot the game is deleted, you do shoot you risk losing all your files. also i tested it on a school computer and i shot an alien and the computer reverted to windows 95................................

Deadly
12-25-2009, 06:52 PM
Too bad I didn't think of this 3 weeks ago...

Bill_the_nonchalant
12-25-2009, 07:11 PM
I beat the game. I killed everything and my computer ran out of files to delete. I'm currently posting this from my laptop.

Slochk
12-25-2009, 07:20 PM
this has to be the worst game ever... >.<

frogopus
12-25-2009, 08:07 PM
Too bad I didn't think of this 3 weeks ago...

You idiot. That would have been amazing.

hunterhunter
12-25-2009, 09:32 PM
the name is self explanatory. lose/lose. there is no win whatsoever you don't shoot the game is deleted, you do shoot you risk losing all your files. also i tested it on a school computer and i shot an alien and the computer reverted to windows 95................................

ROFL........Now I can't wait till April 1st......couple of days ago I couldn't wait for christmas(today) I'm going to "recommend this game for a buddy...here's hoping he doesn't kick my ass

"GAMEPLAY":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFQp0NJ_ai8

Slochk
12-25-2009, 09:48 PM
"GAMEPLAY":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFQp0NJ_ai8

wow that really sucks

hunterhunter
12-25-2009, 09:52 PM
And it fucking tells you what it's deleting...now you won't even be supprised when you find out whats missing