View Full Version : The Akinator - Virtual Character Guesser (HOLY SHIT!)
one of them
10-23-2009, 01:27 AM
This thing is unbelievable, I haven't been able to stump it yet (Except with Lilith, but Borderlands just came out).
http://en.akinator.com/#
Your character can be real or fictional, but it can't be someone you made up in your head or isn't very famous. Also, stay away from characters in games or movies that haven't been released yet, they aren't in his system. He does not lose.
OhComeOnNate
10-23-2009, 01:42 AM
whoa...some of those are vague questions...so far he got Zoey and Jill Valentine.
EDIT:3 Vincent Valentine. Damn he's good.
4 Jack Skellington. WTFFF HOW?!?!
one of them
10-23-2009, 01:48 AM
Oh
My
God
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/Darksagejl/Lawl-2.png
Elite
10-23-2009, 01:50 AM
HOLY SHIT.
Its a genius.
It got my character on the first guess...
Nuttz
10-23-2009, 01:57 AM
It got Psycho and Nomad from Crysis. Wow.
EDIT: He didn't get Jericho from Fallout 3.
EDIT2: He got Elena Fisher from Uncharted, fucking win. I'm gonna try Chloe now.
EDIT3: Didn't get Chloe but he got Andrew Ryan. This is pretty good.
OhComeOnNate
10-23-2009, 01:57 AM
Wtffff he won again! He got Allen Walker from D. Gray Man (yeah I'm asian and I like anime stereotypical right?)
EDIT:Again with Luis Sera from RE4! I will beat him...
one of them
10-23-2009, 02:00 AM
He got:
Duke Nukem
Peter Gibbons
Pedo Bear
Pit
Mario
Gordon Freeman
Zoey
Bill
Altair
Wikus
Freddy (from Scooby Doo)
God
Keanu Reeves
Agent Smith
Hugh Hefner
Solid Snake
Damn he's good.
Kenny
10-23-2009, 02:02 AM
First one he got for me, Drizzt Do'Urden. However, I've read a lot of strange stuff in my day. I stumped it the second time, guessed my imaginary friend. *Rolls eyes*
Elite
10-23-2009, 02:02 AM
ZOMG.
It got Charon from Fallout 3 somehow!
one of them
10-23-2009, 02:07 AM
He even gets lesser-known actors, like Hugh Laurie.
OhComeOnNate
10-23-2009, 02:11 AM
YES! He didn't get Connor McManus from Boondock Saints! He guessed Tyler Durden instead! HAH WIN!
one of them
10-23-2009, 02:16 AM
He got Emperor Uriel Septim from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Btw, if he doesn't guess it at first but gets very close, click "Further Questions". He ALWAYS gets it the second time.
Nuttz
10-23-2009, 02:26 AM
He got Alec Mason from Red Faction. This is fucking awesome.
Elite
10-23-2009, 02:28 AM
He got the headcrab and the heavy!
one of them
10-23-2009, 02:31 AM
Okay...
this thing is unstoppable.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/Darksagejl/Gabe.png
Nuttz
10-23-2009, 02:33 AM
He got Guybrush Threepwood.
Elite
10-23-2009, 02:52 AM
Aww the Akinator told me there are too many people playing :(
Stuffinator
10-23-2009, 03:43 AM
He even gets lesser-known actors, like Hugh Laurie.
What do you mean with "lesser known"? Hugh Laurie is fucking famous, at least in europe!
OT: Too many playing right now, I'm getting only error messages!
one of them
10-23-2009, 04:53 AM
I've spent forever trying to stump this thing, but to no avail.
TIME FOR SLEEP.
BlackCat
10-23-2009, 05:00 AM
wow, I can't stump it at all! The questions are so vague and still.. how??
OMG how did it not guess Hunter from Left 4 Dead? Only thing that I could have answered wrong was "has your character died?" That should have been a no, correct? I'll try again lol.
This time it guessed the Tank... I win! LOL
REDSHARK
10-23-2009, 05:15 AM
Stumped it on Serious Sam. Probably cause it doesn't know he's part of a team
UKMD Elmo
10-23-2009, 06:27 AM
Managed to stump it on Curtis Lemansky from The Shield. It got my first on after one bad guess (Jewel Staite) and the second one first time (Russel Hobbs from the Gorillaz).
Still, I'm impressed.
Okay, stumped it 4 times now. Silly thing.
SickDaza
10-23-2009, 06:58 AM
Got B.J Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein.
Got him on Jack Morton from Covert Ops: Nuclear Dawn
Zorgy
10-23-2009, 08:08 AM
Hehe look what happens when you just press NO over and over again.
Paradox Viper
10-23-2009, 08:36 AM
He failed on Eli Vance.
triggerman
10-23-2009, 09:55 AM
zoey
danial garner from painkiller
TF2 spy
sketetor
jesus
this guy is good.
i finally stumped him with Edison Trent from freelancer.
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm191/Triggerman0/AkinatossMother.jpg
WOW
HolyEvilz
10-23-2009, 10:17 AM
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
i'm stumped.
He guessed Vault dweller on the 1st try.
Edit: He failed at Vance from fallout 3 (blood ties)
EditEdit: He failed at Alex Mercer(Prototype) too.
Icy Lemon
10-23-2009, 10:36 AM
Wow he got Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.
Surprisingly it failed on Bill from l4d though.
Jub8Jub
10-23-2009, 10:39 AM
I tried to do Ayndrew ryan but I messed up and said he didn't talk. So he though it was the smoker.
edit: he got Ayn Rand
Zorgy
10-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Hah! it got Denny Crane from Boston Legal. Didn't get Robert Carlyle
SlainPwner666
10-23-2009, 10:54 AM
I stumped him on Dimitri Petrenko from Call of Duty 5.
ZiggY
10-23-2009, 11:05 AM
Stumped it on Ace Frehley, first try.
armored cow
10-23-2009, 12:02 PM
I'm sorry but I just have to say: OLD
Ahem, now that that's out of my system...
Yeah he's pretty decent, and I thought it was godlike at first, but after a day or two of trying it you will find plenty of things he won't get. Still really cool though :)
shadowstreak
10-23-2009, 12:17 PM
My first try was Raz from psychonauts, he got it too...
nerVe
10-23-2009, 12:36 PM
Wasn't able to guess Kate Beckinsale (guessed Sandra Bullock) or Cytheria (guessed Gauge).
Stuffinator
10-23-2009, 12:59 PM
He got francis and olivia wilde! I'm gonna try decard cain from diablo now ^^
Edit: He had two tries and failed! He is pretty dumb, he asked me if the character a video game character, I said "yes" and later he asks me if the character ever acted with hugh grant O.o
Edit2: Oh fuck you, after the third try he got decard cain! He also got M.Bison (aka Vega), Diablo, Tank, Smoker, Hunter and God!
Edit3: Bedřich Smetana!! YOU LOST!!!!!
Bloodshed269
10-23-2009, 03:30 PM
He guessed all the Survivors from Left 4 Dead, including Chicago Ted. I stumped him with Coach, he guessed Louis.
hunterhunter
10-23-2009, 03:42 PM
*jaw drop......*
Shadow(sonic)
Sam fisher
Bill
SHUT DOWN EVERY THING.....
seaniepoo
10-23-2009, 04:46 PM
He got Frank Fontaine.
And the Heavy.
And oh my fucking god...
It got the Sandvich.
Zorgy
10-23-2009, 04:49 PM
He can stuck in circles I'd answer that the character was English and the next ten questions were about nationality. But it can be creepy sometimes.
Halfeatendonkey
10-23-2009, 05:04 PM
Defeated the bitch on the first try, Sonic the hedgehog. Suck it.
Edit: 2 - 0 me, beat him again, Davian Thule. This guy suck!
Edit Edit: 4 - 0 me, Yuri and John Dalton (Unreal 2 the awakening). I win.
Spamshees
10-23-2009, 05:09 PM
This guy's good... to good. He has so far with me guessed H.U.N.K and the pyro both characters with very little character and history. He's also got Cortez - Timesplitters but alas I have trumped him (4 times in a row!) with Kevin from Resident Evil Outbreak.
Edit: When I decided to use captain macmillan from CoD4 he guessed the demonman from team fortress 2. How does that add up?
I've seen that type of thing before it's a lot of fun. I thought I had it with Johnny Gat but it guessed it. Very cool.
Mooman77
10-23-2009, 05:50 PM
Holy crap! He guessed himself!
Edit: It guessed the witch as the spitter close enough
Jub8Jub
10-23-2009, 05:50 PM
he even got John galt.
took him awhile but he also got grimace
edit: he asked if my character is a criminal, I said yes. Then he asked if he's a clown.
oh he got JTHM
Its a learning program. It's like google. It uses previous entries, and it tells you what is popular answers.
Bloodshed269
10-23-2009, 06:18 PM
Its a learning program. It's like google. It uses previous entries, and it tells you what is popular answers.
Actually, I think you are mistaking this with voodoo magic. It's o.k., happens all the time.
Valcron
10-23-2009, 06:42 PM
Took him forever to guess 'Louie' from Pikmin 2. I had to keep asking questions. He comes to Olimar before Louie.
DTard
10-23-2009, 06:49 PM
Actually, I think you are mistaking this with voodoo magic. It's o.k., happens all the time.
No, it's just 20 questions.
Lawl, I got him on Samson from the bible =3
Also lawl at him asking "Is your character fictional" the 5 questions later asking "Is your Character real"
Beat him on Ikki from Medabots.
Epic fail, He didn't guess Kurt Kobain
N0sySh00ter
10-23-2009, 07:27 PM
will smith and he guessed right
DTard
10-23-2009, 07:35 PM
will smith and he guessed right
Easy choices will get picked, go for abstract people, that works wonders.
FIAL at guessing Alyx Vance
Platypus
10-23-2009, 07:38 PM
Easy choices will get picked, go for abstract people, that works wonders.
FIAL at guessing Alyx Vance
I think you were doing it wrong, he guessed correctly for me.
zombicidalmaniac
10-23-2009, 07:40 PM
i beat it i was thinking of a hunter and he put a smoker up.
DTard
10-23-2009, 07:44 PM
I think you were doing it wrong, he guessed correctly for me.
No, he did it wrong, then I said it was Alyx Vance, that's why he guessed it for you.
Mooman77
10-23-2009, 07:53 PM
I beat it with the voices in my head
Platypus
10-23-2009, 08:04 PM
No, he did it wrong, then I said it was Alyx Vance, that's why he guessed it for you.
But both me and a friend did it yesterday. I did it again right now to double check.
Hon3r
10-23-2009, 08:12 PM
LMAO. I was thinking Jordan Capri and he guessed Ariel Rebel! So close...
(heh, you know who they are, admit it :D)
Now I know what I'm doing all night!
...trying to stump Akinator, I mean...
EDIT:
lol got Gordan Freeman without any trouble.
WTFWTFWTFWTF!? How... how did he know "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"?
http://en.akinator.com/photo/partenaire/q/382148__2069153789.jpg
DTard
10-23-2009, 08:25 PM
But both me and a friend did it yesterday. I did it again right now to double check.
Huh, odd, Alyx Vance was the second on the list so it almost had her.
one of them
10-23-2009, 10:56 PM
Defeated the bitch on the first try, Sonic the hedgehog. Suck it.
Edit: 2 - 0 me, beat him again, Davian Thule. This guy suck!
Edit Edit: 4 - 0 me, Yuri and John Dalton (Unreal 2 the awakening). I win.
You don't answer the questions correctly or are lying.
I got Sonic The Hedgehog EASILY, on the 7th questions he asked me "Is he blue?".
I'm gonna guess you did the same thing on Davian Thule. Make sure you answer the questions honestly, and if you don't know, put "I Don't Know".
Epic fail, He didn't guess Kurt Kobain
Lie sum moar kthx.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/Darksagejl/Kurt.png
Hon3r
10-23-2009, 11:10 PM
Hmmm... you realize that every time he guesses correctly or incorrectly, or you tell him a new character you were thinking of, he's learning?
Soon he'll be the sum of all human knowledge, and will promptly take over the world.
We must end him.
one of them
10-23-2009, 11:13 PM
Hmmm... you realize that every time he guesses correctly or incorrectly, or you tell him a new character you were thinking of, he's learning?
Soon he'll be the sum of all human knowledge, and will promptly take over the world.
We must end him.
Yes, but he doesn't instantly learn.
For instance, if someone went through and DIDN'T describe their character, then selected their character from a list... Akinator would have the wrong description.
It learns over time, so if 5,000 people have described a character the same way, that is what he will use.
tl;dr
One person can't put a character in the database, then expect that character to come up every other time for his exact description.
Bloodshed269
10-23-2009, 11:27 PM
Stumped him with Desmond Miles. (He guessed The G-Man!)
DTard
10-23-2009, 11:55 PM
Lie sum moar kthx.
He gave me some other singer, Kurt Cobain was second. IDR the singers name I'd never heard of him.
yinbar
10-24-2009, 05:53 AM
He got Chell and Glados.
BrotherAriman
10-24-2009, 06:22 AM
It gave me coach when I was going for Louis.
And Holy S*** he got the God- Emperor of Man-kind!
HolyEvilz
10-24-2009, 08:40 AM
ehh i was looking for Orihime, but it gave me hentai girl. D: lolwut?
Slochk
10-24-2009, 10:20 AM
no way.
http://en.akinator.com/photo/partenaire/f/348598__2077335474.png
this is unstoppable
genocidist zombie
10-24-2009, 11:05 AM
FFFUUUUUUUUU-
this is creepy.
Slochk
10-24-2009, 12:27 PM
FFFUUUUUUUUU-
this is creepy.
your telling me
killion237
10-24-2009, 02:16 PM
It... Got... Me!?!? It did!!!!!!!!!111111!!! Wtf how!?
Stuffinator
10-24-2009, 05:07 PM
Holy crap! He guessed himself!
Pfff not hard, if you look at the "top characters" the akinator is 2nd in "most played characters since the beginning" so, no surprise!
same goes to
It... Got... Me!?!? It did!!!!!!!!!111111!!! Wtf how!?
3rd in "most played characters since the beginning"!
BallsMalloney
10-24-2009, 05:25 PM
He didn't get Mordecai from Borderlands on my first try.
wertan11
10-24-2009, 05:38 PM
it couldent guess something out of a porno
Hon3r
10-24-2009, 05:40 PM
it couldent guess something out of a porno
Probably too obscure... he guessed that I was thinking of a porn actress, but guessed the wrong one (was very close though!)
wertan11
10-24-2009, 05:44 PM
EDIT: the pic wont work.......... i got gaz how did he know:? the questions seemed so vague?
Nuttz
10-24-2009, 08:34 PM
Good lawd, he guessed Sander Cohen.
genocidist zombie
10-24-2009, 10:36 PM
I tricked him, I was thinking of Ellis, he got the scout, lol.
Then again left 4 dead 2 has not come out yet so it is acceptable.
one of them
10-24-2009, 10:36 PM
He doesn't guess characters from movies or games that haven't come out yet.
ScoobySnax
10-24-2009, 11:10 PM
Jesus Christ, I was trying to get him to say Atkinator's Dog but I shat my self. It's 4 o'Clock here and It showed me a Pciture of....Smile Dog?! WTF is it?! I swere to god. Christ I'm not going to bed alone.
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/110000/110986_smile.dog.jpg
REDSHARK
10-24-2009, 11:20 PM
I stumped him on stump
DTard
10-24-2009, 11:47 PM
I stumped him on stump
Umm, it's gotta be a person.
Zhadist
10-24-2009, 11:49 PM
He couldn't get Dr. Seuss. That was my first try.
Anywho, I'm gonna try another...
Edit:
Dr. Seuss- He lost.
Alma from F.E.A.R.- He won.
Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal- He won.
Ippo from Hajime no Ippo- He lost.
He's stumpable (if that's even a word).
Hon3r
10-25-2009, 12:02 AM
I'm willing to bet that most of the time he loses because the user is unsure of some correct answers. What if he asks if Dr. Seuss' hair is black? I have no idea.
Zhadist
10-25-2009, 12:11 AM
I'm willing to bet that most of the time he loses because the user is unsure of some correct answers. What if he asks if Dr. Seuss' hair is black? I have no idea.
Thats why you ask him for more questions. There were at least 3 I wasn't sure about, so I asked him to ask me more questions. He nearly got it the second time after that, but he guessed a different author.
Edit: LOL! He got Barney...
I'm trying to teach him who Jon Toogood is.
YES! He finally guessed it!
Easton Dark
10-25-2009, 12:23 AM
He failed.
Lord Hart from Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
Failure.
REDSHARK
10-25-2009, 02:41 AM
Umm, it's gotta be a person.
learn to angry beaver
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/446/64/n23935411513_3661.jpg
one of them
10-25-2009, 03:09 AM
I'm willing to bet that most of the time he loses because the user is unsure of some correct answers. What if he asks if Dr. Seuss' hair is black? I have no idea.
Put "I Don't Know", he replaces that question with another.
DTard
10-25-2009, 10:31 AM
learn to angry beaver
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/446/64/n23935411513_3661.jpg
Wow, it's been WAY to frigging long since that show, I totally forgot >_<
REDSHARK
10-25-2009, 05:58 PM
Wow, it's been WAY to frigging long since that show, I totally forgot >_<
lol yeah he kept on thinking it was plank from ed edd n' eddy
Shrubberyjsc
10-26-2009, 01:02 AM
Stumped him with Klaymen from The Neverhood, but it was in the list at the end.
He asked if the character was green, I said no, and he still decided it was the prince from katamari Damacy, or However you spell that.
DTard
10-26-2009, 01:45 AM
I lol when he asked "Is your character American?"
then
"is your character an US citizen?"
Followed by
"Does your character live in the Unites States?"
Etheallmighty
10-26-2009, 04:22 AM
he got venom.
didn't get Steven Jackson (close, got Larry Fitzgerald)
got Ethan Thomas (condemned)
Got Tommy Boy (chris farley)
this thing is amazing
fsdgdfh
10-26-2009, 05:02 AM
**Here lies stupid advertising bot #368 **
May the user who used him find peace when he dies in a fire.
HolyEvilz
10-26-2009, 05:18 AM
Stumped him on Yokaya(Liar Game) too, It wasn't on it's database =)
Dvorakk
10-26-2009, 04:51 PM
Jesus!
He got:
George Lopez
The Jackal
Bill
David Draiman
Madonna
Akon
Slash
Colonel Sanders
And missed:
Woody Harrelson (Guessed Ben Stiller)
Rihanna (Guessed Beyonce)
Kentucket
10-26-2009, 05:18 PM
I managed to stump him on about my 3rd try with the Mighty Gazelle, my favorite racer in the F-Zero series of racing games. (He guessed Marvin from the "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.")
ApeX420
10-27-2009, 01:16 AM
I GOT HIM!!! .....twice!!
jahn lee from dead or alive ya'll can try it tell me if u get it but yeah this thing is bad ass he got every other one i tryed
Nuttz
10-27-2009, 01:20 AM
**Here lies stupid advertising bot #368 **
May the user who used him find peace when he dies in a fire.
I want your babies Shrub.
Shrubberyjsc
10-27-2009, 02:08 AM
I hoped somebody would get a kick out of a witty ban.
My work here is done!
/Batmanvanish
Oh, and on topic: He guessed Tom Servo in just a few guesses. He's been played only 353 times. 0.o
DTard
10-27-2009, 03:13 AM
/Batmanvanish
Oh, and on topic: He guessed Tom Servo in just a few guesses. He's been played only 353 times. 0.o
Fail batmanvanish is fail
But epic ban is epic.
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