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tp500
12-05-2007, 02:47 PM
Yeah Im sorry I have to do this but I need to vent. Has anyone seen the two girls one cup vid and the BME pain olympics where the guy cuts his dick off?? WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING IT?! Seriously if ever there was a time where Id buy a gun and kill someone, it'd be now to hunt down and remove these fucking disgusting wastes of life. I cant believe the videos exist. Anyone else think this is an utter and complete waste of human life?

No Shelter
12-05-2007, 03:02 PM
I couldn't even possibly think of a way why he would want to, it hurts my brain.

basic
12-05-2007, 03:12 PM
lmao oh my god 2 girls 1 cup... everyone at my work was trying to get me to watch that video... i knew it was a bad idea but finally one day they trapped me in my room and made me watch it...

i quit that job the next week lol

pain olympics i knew what it was beforehand so i refused to watch it...

but yeah those two chicks are FUCKED up and need to go to jail or something, or be put in a straight jacket. or just straight up shipped to mexico where they can fuck donkeys for equally perverted people's entertainment...

GAGAGHEHFA

I couldn't even possibly think of a way why he would want to, it hurts my head.

which head? (couldnt resist)

(btw do not look either of those videos up)

No Shelter
12-05-2007, 03:34 PM
Well I changed it and I dont think you can call "it" a brain as well so its all good :)

darksora2323
12-05-2007, 03:35 PM
the BME pain olympics where the guy cuts his dick off??
ummm no?
and I watched 2girls1cup\finger of my free will. So eh

KashMunni
12-05-2007, 03:51 PM
ugh.. BME is 10x worse than 2Girls1Cup

MadMan
12-05-2007, 04:32 PM
I havnt seen BME Pain olympics... i heard of it tho. Pretty fucked.

I seen a bit of 2girls1cup lol...At some party the other week me and my mate kept putting it on the computer and leaving the room waiting for the screams of the people that found it... We made some one spew haha.

basic
12-05-2007, 04:57 PM
one of the other coworkers that was shown the video didnt see it until after the girl had "done her deed" in the cup... so hes watching it going oh damn this is hot cus he thought it was a chocolate shake LOL

once it was over they showed him the beginning, after that he was never the same lmao

oooh the internets... such a crazy series of tubes

Nemesis_vs_Leon
12-05-2007, 06:11 PM
waiting for the screams of the people that found it...
lol

this topic disturbs me...

tp500, here, borrow my bfg10k.

Dead Fish
12-05-2007, 08:42 PM
once it was over they showed him the beginning, after that he was never the same lmao

Oh my god, lmao!! I've never seen more than some seconds after "the beginning" but I can imagine, he's fucked for life. Wow...

Eddy_of_the_dead
12-06-2007, 12:02 AM
its all to shock! never heard of FoD? (Faces of Dead)
well i can tell you thats just shocking.......and thatz why its made the kick of the OMFG shock ... is for some peeps the same as you get a kick out of banging a girl...
sick hu?

Kenny
12-06-2007, 12:22 AM
and thatz why its made the kick of the OMFG shock ... is for some peeps the same as you get a kick out of banging a girl...
sick hu?

Err, lol. I much prefer sex rather than staring at this kind of stuff. Gross. XD

dontleave
12-06-2007, 02:50 AM
Pain olympics was gross. I mean, I can't even imagine what he was thinking.

"Well, I'm not going to get laid anyhow so... IMA CUT IT OFF YEY!"

Armored_Zombie_Cow
12-06-2007, 11:14 AM
these ppl need to be sought out by the gov. and put into mental hospitals...it really is creepy, disturbing, and just plain wrong...
edit: so the guy cuts it off? i wonder wtf the doctor said that he obviously had to go to?

Etheallmighty
12-06-2007, 11:28 AM
my friends were trying to get me to watch this SH!T, but I refused cause I knew that somehow it would be one of those things you can't "Un-see" afterwords.....guess I was right!

KashMunni
12-08-2007, 08:07 PM
The whole story behind 2Girls1Cup

"Ro and Janelle: Stay classy.

It was a Friday night and I was ready to go out clubbing in the city. The time was 9:30.

I was with some friends and we were pre-gaming for about 2 hours so we were definately feeling good.

A cab rolled to pick us up at around 11:45.

We arrived at Club Guido and decided to get to work. Bumping and grinding girls like we took 4 grams of test. Flexing our arms in the middle of the dance floor.

Clothes were coming off. Panties were dropping. We decided it was time to pick some sluts up and take them back to our place.

We met 2 girls who were definately feeling us (and our penises keke).

One was named Janelle and the other was named Roshaunda.

They were hot.

We called for another cab and decided to pick up a steak on the way home because I was really hungry.

After leaving the grocery store, we made our journey back home.

One of the guys we were with (we'll call him Paul), had his hands in Janelle's pants the whole ride home and she was getting wet (as if she wasn't already wet enough from seeing us).

They were making out together and Ro was all over myself and another friend (who we'll call Jack).

I decided to fire up the grill and cook the steak for all of us. It was a big nice New Yorker was VERY juicy. Definately got us all feeling good once we were smelling the grease burn from the kitchen.

Janelle was at this point already heated and looked very horny.

At this point, we all had a seat on the couch while Janelle was biting on Paul's ear.

We got into a discussion about corn, which in turn led to shitting. Us guys were curious as to know whether or not women really had enormous shits just like men do.

Janelle and Ro tried to convince us, but we weren't buying it.

All of the sudden, a smell erupted into the room.

It smelled of rotting flesh. First we thought it was the steak in the kitchen, so I went to check it.

When I got back, Ro said "excuse me".

She let out the most rotten, vile, potent and ultimately musty smell in the room and at that point, I definately believed what she was telling us earlier.

She had us all convinced that her farts stank, but did her shit smell too?

Within a flash of a camera, Janelle ran over to Ro.

It triggered her sex drive like a preying mantis emitting pheromones to alert the other sex that it was time.

And it was.

Ro began to pull down Janelle's top and suck on her perky nipples.

All of the guys in the room had erections and I walked into the kitchen to get my steak.

When I came back I witnessed something I've never seen in my entire life.

Actually it was two things.

The first was an amazing feat in itself. It was a girl shitting.

But the other part of it was what sent shock and disbelief to the faces of every male in the room.

They were shitting into a cup as if it was an artform.

I looked to Paul and gave him a weird look. (I was really wondering why the fuck he had been kissing her the whole night)

Ro and Janelle were now fully involved in doing scat.

No one really wants to talk about it, but when it's happening in front of you, it's one of the most amazing things in life.

It gets better.

Janelle and Ro decided they wanted to lick the shit from the cup and start mushing it through their teeth.

It reminded me of when I eat a bag of peanut M&M's and dice them up to shreds inside my mouth while motioning with my arm like I'm turning something next to my head (like a crank or a lever) and push the mushed up M&M's through my teeth with my toungue.

They were doing what I did in my childhood with M&M's with actual shit.

It shocked us all.

It was my first time seeing a girl shit and my first time seeing a girl eat shit.

I guess you could say the steak started it all. Maybe somehow the smell triggered some gaseous release inside of Ro's colon.

One thing is for sure though -- girls.are.fucking.freaks."

Ew.. I just vomited in my mouth a little..

Eddy_of_the_dead
12-08-2007, 10:32 PM
you do you know? :S

asu
12-08-2007, 10:52 PM
not only the people who do this sick shit are fucked up but also the entire world who is looking at it.
I
HATE
HUMANS

Eddy_of_the_dead
12-09-2007, 03:57 AM
I
HATE
HUMANS
and that makes you aaa??? cow sheep turle bunny? or all in once?

asu
12-09-2007, 04:11 AM
I can hate them and still be one of them ;)
*moo*