TF2 Halloween Special

[binge]

Valve did it again!

At ease, you wastes of skin. The Powers That Be have commanded me to write another short missive—I'm told it will be broadcast on some manner of punch-card tube machine and read by the thin, stupid youth of today, who evidently ignored my past instructions to stop wasting their lives and do more push-ups.

When I inquired what this missive should contain, I was instructed only that it had something to do with an upcoming pagan moon worship festival, and that it should be "terrifying". Evidently, the youth of today enjoy being scared. Why? Because you don't know what real fear is. Get out a pen and write this in your poem books: I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America. The next time you visit your grandfather, take out your ipoot headbuds, pull up your goddamn pants, and ask him what a war is. If you're not standing in a puddle of your own Jarate by the time he's finished talking, you should ask him to start over, because you weren't paying attention.

So listen up! An update will arrive later today. There will be ghosts! There will be exploding pumpkins! You will receive achievements and candy prizes! And by God you will be frightened by it or I will give you something to be frightened about!


http://www.teamfortress.com/

http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/

[Icy Lemon]

This sounds pretty damn cool. But...Tf2 for 2.49$! I only just bought the game for 20 fucking euro a week ago, fuck. Ah well, I'm sure this will be fun.

But dammit that's still annoying.

[seaniepoo]

Yay. That is all.

[Slochk]

cool*

[Halfeatendonkey]

Fuck yeah ! This is just what i needed ! I was running out of games to play as the great gamer i am i have finished them all, but i don't have alot of money ! So i can finally pull the visa card out my ass and buy this piece. Go Valve !

[Kenny]

I got my secret hat.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

the epicness of the OP cannot be denied

[one of them]

That’s right! The restless spirit of Zepheniah Mann will scare senseless any player unlucky enough to cross his spectral path, rendering them temporarily helpless with fear!
oh mah gawd.

[Tyr]

This sounds pretty damn cool. But...Tf2 for 2.49$! I only just bought the game for 20 fucking euro a week ago, fuck. Ah well, I'm sure this will be fun.

But dammit that's still annoying.
I bought Saints Row 2 for $60 two days before it went on sale for $7, I feel your pain.

[Frito]

Everybody should buy this game NOW.

Also, awesome update is awesome.

[one of them]

Secret hat ftw.

[Boojangels]

The second time I miss one of those freakin special limited time items because of school :/. At least you can still get it this time.

[Platypus]

The second time I miss one of those freakin special limited time items because of school :/. At least you can still get it this time.
Amen...except it got the halo, but that was just because i was to lazy to get the idler program.

[Icy Lemon]

Whoo update downloaded! Time to check out this Harvest map.

[Slochk]

tomorow. im too tired today.

[Easton Dark]

Tomorrow I will break from Borderlands to play this. They released it to dang late tonight!

[Kenny]

I gots both my hats.

:3

[nerVe]

Tomorrow I will break from Borderlands to play this. They released it to dang late tonight!

Copy pasta.

[Tyr]

I missed out on the hat giveaway too but managed to dominate someone who had it. Woo top hat! That and my new Duckie paper bag, (plus the Halo,) are my only hats. I thought with every 20 Halloween loot you get you earned a hat but I'm not so sure about that any more.

[Frito]

The second time I miss one of those freakin special limited time items because of school :/. At least you can still get it this time.

Ha, one of my friends got it and we're all forcing him to let us dominate him.

[Zorgy]

God valve are just awesome. Seriously go valve.

[Stuffinator]

The map is fun and the hats are cool! Thumbs up for this!

[binge]

if anyone is interested in the drawings on the paper bags (every class has a different drawing on it) I made screenshots:

http://www.xfire.com/screenshots/the666shooter/

EDIT: Also, I'm loving the new Michael Jackson Thriller taunt !!

[Stuffinator]

I only have this stupid paper bag with this bird -.-

[Kentucket]

I only have this stupid paper bag with this bird -.-

I can't tell if your joking, but all classes can wear the "Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask." (Just like the other Halloween hat)

[InstantDeath]

Crap I find out about this now and it ends today!
I need new hatz!

[Icy Lemon]

Crap I find out about this now and it ends today!
I need new hatz!

Haha, sucks to be you. Because of this update I finally got my first and only hat, the Ghastly Gibus or whatever it's called. You can still get it though, just dominate someone wearing it (If you ever end up against me, it wouldn't be too hard lol) I also had that paper bag one, but I think that expires after the weekend doesn't it? I'm not sure.

[blah]

Anyone with the Gibus want to play against me?

[Easton Dark]

Do the achievements stay after this ends? I only have 1 left. (I cant find any spies to kill)

[InstantDeath]

I got the Candy Coroner achievement, which says I'll get a hat.
I have yet to see this hat. I've gotten the achievement half an hour ago.

[blah]

Click on Zephaniah Mann on the tombstone. :D

[Frito]

Click on Zephaniah Mann on the tombstone. :D

Thanks for the tip slowpoke.

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani079.gif

[Stuffinator]

I can't tell if your joking, but all classes can wear the "Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask." (Just like the other Halloween hat)
Yeah I was misinformed! Thought there are more than one paper bag, didn't notice it's different for each class!