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Zorgy
11-03-2009, 05:02 PM
"The Horribly Slow Murderer with Incredibly Inefficient Weapon is a short film constructed as a 10 minute trailer promoting a fake 9 hour movie that took 12 years to film. The protagonist is hunted and tormented by an evil that may drive him insane long before he is bludgeoned to death."
Fantastic film :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Slochk
11-03-2009, 05:16 PM
i would watch this in a theater

Shrubberyjsc
11-03-2009, 05:27 PM
Loved it. Loved the end, it was worth it.

Zhadist
11-03-2009, 05:38 PM
Lol'd so hard at this. I seriously doubt I could endure being relentlessly beaten with a spoon.

HolyEvilz
11-03-2009, 06:56 PM
I'd steal his spoon.All of it.

black671
11-03-2009, 07:20 PM
i came spoons

Bloodshed269
11-03-2009, 07:32 PM
Fantasmagorical.

killion237
11-03-2009, 10:41 PM
and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, AND AGAIN.

UKMD Elmo
11-04-2009, 03:05 AM
That was awesome xD

Zhadist
11-04-2009, 03:14 AM
and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, AND AGAIN.

I for some reason decided to watch this video again, and as soon as it got to this part I suddenly felt a strange form of intimidation...

Paradox Viper
11-04-2009, 11:06 AM
I would totally pay to see that.

OhComeOnNate
11-04-2009, 11:43 AM
Funniest video I have seen in a long time...thanks for posting it XD

BallsMalloney
11-04-2009, 12:53 PM
Get away from me!

Grieverlionhart
11-04-2009, 01:44 PM
Now that's an upgrade the hunter could do with . . . XD

Slochk
11-04-2009, 01:57 PM
i wish i would of know about this 2 weeks ago, i would of dressed up like him for Halloween, WITH LOTS OF SPOONS.

DTard
11-04-2009, 02:00 PM
HA!
The guy is no match for my toothpick!

Hon3r
11-04-2009, 03:43 PM
...that guy needs a bigger spoon.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1549/rejected-spoon.jpg

Tyr
11-04-2009, 05:06 PM
Er... wow.

I kept thinking that actually it'd be pretty easy to kill someone with a spoon... just not by hitting them with it.

UKMD Elmo
11-04-2009, 05:46 PM
Er... wow.

I kept thinking that actually it'd be pretty easy to kill someone with a spoon... just not by hitting them with it.

Gouge out one eye and give it a good old root round in the socket. Should take less than a minute :)

So yeah, you're right. But thwacking them thousands of times is far more hilarious.

DTard
11-04-2009, 06:11 PM
Gouge out one eye and give it a good old root round in the socket. Should take less than a minute :)

So yeah, you're right. But thwacking them thousands of times is far more hilarious.
Or jab it right in the throat.

Stuffinator
11-06-2009, 09:41 AM
Saw that one a week ago or so, meh not so funny, I couldn't even smile :(

DTard
11-06-2009, 10:17 AM
Saw that one a week ago or so, meh not so funny, I couldn't even smile :(
Obviously you don't get deadpan.

InstantDeath
11-06-2009, 11:40 AM
I lold. I would definitely commit suicide if I were the victim.
I would also love to see that as an actual movie.

Slochk
11-06-2009, 11:50 AM
I lold. I would definitely commit suicide if I were the victim.
I would also love to see that as an actual movie.

yes and yes.

Spamshees
11-06-2009, 11:50 AM
If there was a sequel, he'd probably be using soap to kill the victim, damp soap.

and again...

Stuffinator
11-06-2009, 04:23 PM
Obviously you don't get deadpan.
May you explain that for a non-usual-english-speaker?

DTard
11-06-2009, 06:08 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpan

TL;DR
Talking about something absolutely ridiculous in a serious way. Family Guy uses a lot of deadpan.

binge
11-06-2009, 07:09 PM
loved it

armored cow
11-06-2009, 07:11 PM
Watched it yesterday and loved every minute of it. Showed it to 2 friends today and their reactions were tenfold.

Stuffinator
11-07-2009, 03:54 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpan

TL;DR
Talking about something absolutely ridiculous in a serious way. Family Guy uses a lot of deadpan.
Well thanks for the information! I love family guy, but this video still don't makes me laugh. But whatever, have fun with it lol