Infected theories

[grabbin_peelz]

What do you guys think the S.I. used to be before they mutated? How do you think they got their given ability?

I have a good explanation for the hunter. The infection caused him to go blind, but it heightened his senses and physical abilities. The reason he screams so loud is for echo localization, so he knows where he/another survivor is at.

You can give theories for L4D2 infected also, if you like.

[SlainPwner666]

Hunter - Parkourist
Smoker - Fisherman
Boomer - Mc'donalds gone wrong
Tank - Steroid Junkie
Witch - Emo
Charger - Chronic Masturbator
Spitter - Not even gonna think about it
Jockey - Mentally disturbed patient in an Insane Asylum.

[Infest0125]

Spitter didn't always spit if you catch my drift....
Witch was simply a manlier version of Chris Crocker.
Tank isn't mutated. He's actually the Hulk.
Charger... I'm going with Slain.
Jockey was that little kid in your math class who kept trying to bite his ear.
Boomer isn't mutated... He's just the average American.
Smoker was a very talented lesbian!

[Slochk]

Spitter didn't always spit....

i really did not want that image in my brain........

[Easton Dark]

Boomer isn't mutated... He's just the average American.


Oh, oh man, my pride, it's been damaged.