How Many Five Year Olds Could you Fight?

[Cool Cat Carl]

URL (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

26.

[KashMunni]

lol weird survey..

24

[Srdmstr]

36.

[Skeetles]

I got 26 too

[hool10]

"How high can you kick?" muahahaha
23 for me
I like the other surveys but I can't do them right now. The server sucks on bandwith. :-/

[PoisonousPizza]

22

[Teknobry]

37!?

I recon I could take 60.

[dontleave]

22!!!

[Deek]

24.

[Shrubberyjsc]

18

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[Etheallmighty]

23

[Stupoider]

Eleventy twelve.

[engagequadlaser]

28 :V

[darksora2323]

30

[MonsterR89]

30... clearly more

&quot;Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg? &quot;

ahahha

[snarkeater]

Only 26 for me. Depressing. I've tried posting on my Facebook, but it doesn't seem to want me to. Damn. Another depressing shot for me. Oh and I have exams over the next two days. And the flu. I love Christmas.

[hool10]

My dead body is worth: $4830
I have a 47% chance of survival in a zombie apocalypse.
Approximately 144,563 people died worldwide on September 15, 1987 (my b-day). Some other weird facts were shown as well.
I'm 32% geek as well.

[dontleave]

Lol there were 11 natural disasters on my birth year, and I got 148,000 aprox. deaths on my birthday.

Haven't done the dead body yet.

I have to say, I think I can take out a five year old with one hit, so it really depends on my stamina :)

[gorgoth]

24 wee 'uns and $5,075 for my body.

[Sifer2]

Wow I only got 20. Guess im too nice of a guy an wont fight dirty enough lol. But I imagine I could take em until my arms got tired of punching in reality haha.


I also have a 58% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse it says.

[Imogene]

22 for me

[dontleave]

I'm worth $5650.00!! Beat that!

Lol I did Zombie Survival one again and got 94%

2,786,280 Germs on my keyboard w00t!

[hooray for zombies]

31 beaten toddlers! Broo-hah-hah!

[Kazary]

1... he kicked me in the nuts and i was pwned

[MonsterR89]

&quot;You are 37% Geek!&quot; - wow I thought i would score higher... stupid startrek

&quot;Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5750!&quot; - Booyeah

[Big_Bubbaloola]

20 ..... awww balls!

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Oh and i'm worth $4525 dead ........... pfffft!

[tp500]

28 booya.

[Asura]

28 fuck yeah!

[squerl]

25, though I'm pretty sure I could take out a lot more than that. None of the questions really dealt with run speed which I find to be one of the best advantages I have over the little kids. I win at tag vs 5 year olds like I'm world champ. I think I could bull rush into kids 2-3 at a time with an elbow or knee at their head and knock them unconscious. I think it'd be like the recent Southpark trilogy with manbearpig where I'd just go batshit crazy and scare the rest of them away after I deal with a few. Then I'd chase them down.

Also, what about weapons? Every time I go to an area like a family get-together where I know more than 10 little kids will be present, I take some sort of weapon. Pocket knife, pens or pencils, and even car keys. They're 5, I don't think their skin is thick enough yet to counteract a slice of my deadbolt key. Even if I don't have a weapon in my pocket, I always make sure to scope out the area in case of attack. If you had a baseball bat vs a huge group of 5 year olds, even if they had bats, I'm pretty sure you could take them all on.

[hooray for zombies]

They forget one very important factor:
What if you're a girl and you have cooties?
Instant success.

[Plankie]

22 kids.. my body is worth $5750 and 23% geek.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

21, apparently I'm too nice.

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22% geek

body is worth $6100

how many 5 year old ZOMBIES could you take on? hmm?

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

33 of those sorry asses kidz im 19% geek and im $5000 worth!
how many 5 year old ZOMBIES could you take on? hmm?
i thiink about 65 cos there more braindead that those who are &quot;alive&quot;

[Asura]

25, though I'm pretty sure I could take out a lot more than that. None of the questions really dealt with run speed which I find to be one of the best advantages I have over the little kids. I win at tag vs 5 year olds like I'm world champ. I think I could bull rush into kids 2-3 at a time with an elbow or knee at their head and knock them unconscious. I think it'd be like the recent Southpark trilogy with manbearpig where I'd just go batshit crazy and scare the rest of them away after I deal with a few. Then I'd chase them down.Also, what about weapons? Every time I go to an area like a family get-together where I know more than 10 little kids will be present, I take some sort of weapon. Pocket knife, pens or pencils, and even car keys. They're 5, I don't think their skin is thick enough yet to counteract a slice of my deadbolt key. Even if I don't have a weapon in my pocket, I always make sure to scope out the area in case of attack. If you had a baseball bat vs a huge group of 5 year olds, even if they had bats, I'm pretty sure you could take them all on.


You hate kids BAD!

[snarkeater]

I'm worth $5800, 147,277 People died the day I was born, a 72% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse, and I'm 45% geek. Not too shabby if I do say so myself.

[Cool Cat Carl]

5 Years olds are greedy little bastards. I just saw one at my family's Christmas party. He asked me to help him dish up some food, I laughed and two-punched him in the eye. Then he went crying like some school boy bitch. Then he came back with his Mom, blaming me for some bullshit I didn't do. I told her Mom to raise her child better because he was obviously lying. Her Mother promptly whooped his ass and took away his gameboy, which I played for the remainder of the time.





I also erased all his save files.

[krunsh]

28 kids :p

145,587 People dies the day I was born!

My dead body is worth $5165

46% chance to survive the zombie

And only 18% geek :(

and 0% addicted to apple :)

[KashMunni]

147,963 People died the day I was born - 12/15/91

I'm worth $ 5,100

I have a 53 % chance of survival in a zombie apocalypse

33% Geek

6 % Addicted to Apple

[hooray for zombies]

worth 5459$

59% geek (that's what a thorough grasp of random trivia will do for ya)

[Cool Cat Carl]

URL (http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7956/21323810mu4.jpg)

He's asking for it.

[MadMan]

aparently i can take 28 toddlers on in a fight.

But through a baby sitting experiance i once i had,
I know i cant take more than 4 lol.

Im ashamed

[Teknobry]

Quoting: squerl
25, though I'm pretty sure I could take out a lot more than that. None of the questions really dealt with run speed which I find to be one of the best advantages I have over the little kids. I win at tag vs 5 year olds like I'm world champ. I think I could bull rush into kids 2-3 at a time with an elbow or knee at their head and knock them unconscious. I think it'd be like the recent Southpark trilogy with manbearpig where I'd just go batshit crazy and scare the rest of them away after I deal with a few. Then I'd chase them down.Also, what about weapons? Every time I go to an area like a family get-together where I know more than 10 little kids will be present, I take some sort of weapon. Pocket knife, pens or pencils, and even car keys. They're 5, I don't think their skin is thick enough yet to counteract a slice of my deadbolt key. Even if I don't have a weapon in my pocket, I always make sure to scope out the area in case of attack. If you had a baseball bat vs a huge group of 5 year olds, even if they had bats, I'm pretty sure you could take them all on.

Tut, didn't read the rules did you! Basketball sized arena, the kids are fearless, itimidation doesn't work on them. No weapons at all, hand to hand combat only.
Being faster is all well and good, until you get tired, whereas these kids don't tire.