What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

[Teknobry]

Seen this on the same page as the 'how many 5 year olds can you beat'


Its quite a long one, but has some really tough questions to answer "would you drive 20mins across town to save your loved ones?"
A - yes they are in trouble i must save them
B - No, they are probably already zombies

Difficult!


http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

You Have a 53% Chance of Survival!

I think living in a large city and being in the UK means not being able to own any guns counts against me quite alot :(

[Kenny]

76% lol.

[dontleave]

Old. No?

[dontleave]

49% :( Damn Canada, we should have sigs JUST for this.

[Etheallmighty]

56%....the real killer for me is that i don't have any guns or have fired any...it wasn't a choice on the test, but the place i'd go to first is GI Joes.....

[Stupoider]

54%.

Heh.. that was cool, gimme more pl0x :)

[PoisonousPizza]

56% Max Brooks helps a lot.

[Imogene]

59% for me

[MonsterR89]

Rough im sitting at 57%
-No guns anywhere (Canada)
-Would try and save loved ones

[Srdmstr]

100% chance.

I Pwn.

[dontleave]

56%....the real killer for me is that i don't have any guns or have fired any...it wasn't a choice on the test, but the place i'd go to first is GI Joes.....

There were two questions on guns. I believe they were something like owning a fire arm, and have experience shooting one...

And yeah, no guns, do have experience however... and im not a mini-Governator so I had to answer one less than the extreme. And also family members/other survivors. I cant do it on my own anyway.

What was the right answer to finding a safe place to hide? I put find exits and fortify them... I mean it makes sense, why call for help when a zombie can walk in the front door and wtfpwn you?

[PoisonousPizza]

I put find exits and fortify them... I mean it makes sense, why call for help when a zombie can walk in the front door and wtfpwn you?


Yeah, I never got that one either.

[hooray for zombies]

54%, so I fall pretty much on the forum average

[Etheallmighty]

There were two questions on guns. I believe they were something like owning a fire arm, and have experience shooting one...

yeah that's what I put....the one where it says "you here someone outside,what do you do"

I was gonna put "call out to them first and wait for a response" but then I really immersd myself in the situation, and when I came back i was like "holy shit that'd be scary"......, so I picked "getting my gun and waiting quietly. I see myself doin that.

[Big_Bubbaloola]

56% Max Brooks helps a lot.


54% for me, and yes, Max Brooks does help a lot.

An advantage for me is that i'm a Medieval Re-Enactor, not your pussy choreographed fighting re-enactor either, but a hit the shit out of my opponent with a sword/axe/poleaxe re-enactor.

So I currently have 2 single hander swords, 1 double hander, 2 axes, 1 polearm and 2 daggers. They maybe blunt, but their heafty enough to break bones or crush skulls and I know how to use them effectivley, so I may be able to fight my way out of a tight spot.

[Asura]

50%

=O

oh well gotta prepear better!

[tp500]

72%. Once again. Booya. Who wants to roll with me when the zombies come?

[Kenny]

TP. You and me. Let's hole up. (In a strictly non-gay way)

[Big_Bubbaloola]

TP. You and me. Let's hole up. (In a strictly non-gay way)

Oh I don't know, some lube and a little S&M and i'm sure the time would fly by ;)

[hooray for zombies]

An advantage for me is that i'm a Medieval Re-Enactor, not your pussy choreographed fighting re-enactor either, but a hit the shit out of my opponent with a sword/axe/poleaxe re-enactor.

So I currently have 2 single hander swords, 1 double hander, 2 axes, 1 polearm and 2 daggers. They maybe blunt, but their heafty enough to break bones or crush skulls and I know how to use them effectivley, so I may be able to fight my way out of a tight spot.

You are officially in my good books now.

[squerl]

76%, living in the country gave me major points. It'd take a long time for any zombies to make their way to where I live, so we'd have plenty of warning and be able to prepare.

[Big_Bubbaloola]

You are officially in my good books now.

I thank you

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

72% XDXDXD

it's because I like to sneak around quietly and stay hidden... Maybe also because I keep wasting everyone who turns into a zombie :)

If one of you want to survive with me you have to wear a mandatory strip of tape on your mouth so we can stay hidden... Maybe I should just stick with the medieval re-enactor while I snipe.

Let's just play killing floor and see how it works out!

55% of the forum has already been eaten.

[asu]

europe = no guns
big city (capital) = MANY zombies

39% after the test...
...I mean I KNOW what to do but I wouldn´t do it. I just HAD TO search for my familie.
BUT: I know where I could find MANY firearms (armybase not far from here) and food (canned). My reallife chances would be higher D:
EDIT:
Just made the test for the situation of me beeing at my grandparent´s house. My grandpa is a hunter, therefor he owns weapons and can use them. they also live in a house on a hill, far away from the nearest smalltown with lots of canned food and other food supplys in the basement, plus they got a huge garden with lots of vegetables etc. You could kill every approaching zombie miles away since a hunting rifle + open space = headshot :)
87% there (still, I cant cold heardet shoot my familie).

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

56% but i dont like to work alone ( this is not realy good in zompocalypse)
so if im the cold heartless one 100% shall be the score

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

holy shit 33 5 year old childeren at once :O

[Srdmstr]

Why am I the only one GUARANTEED to survive?
I hate being classified as a "redneck" lol.
Guns everywhere, I know how to shoot, enough K rations and SPAM to last me until 2020.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

cos erhm.... you are the cold heartless one
:D and spam sucks socks

[USS_Stud]

55%
Much like employment surverys, it's alittle vague.

For example.
-My decision to save the strangers/sacrifice myself depends on their situation and my condition.
-To look for "loved ones", it depends if there's a huge pileup along the road. Usually takes anywhere from 5-15 minutse to my friends house (guns).

Also, it seems the cold heartless ones die in the movies, mainly because of bad karma.

[Soundboy6]

38%... Lame.

[gorgoth]

67%

[Gforcemember45]

57%