If you were the last man on Earth...

[hool10]

What would you do? :-p I would certainly not commit suicide. I would check out basically everything I wanted to see or was curious about. The added bonus is that you can have anything you want, whenever you want, for free with no penalties! Plus there is nobody to bother you anymore! Would get lonely though so you just may commit suicide. Or end up crash landing that UFO you found in Area-51.

[dontleave]

Find/make the last woman on Earth.

Start a race of timeless autonomous robots to carry on the legacy of Humanity. (Touch and destroy)

[The One]

It would be cool but...... you would get bored and lonely too quick.

"YAY XD COMPUTAHS! LETS GO ON STEAM AND CHAT WITH FRIE......... wait..... I forgot...... I'm all alone."

"YAY I"MMA PLAY WITH FRIENDS ON L4D!" "Wait......... fuck. Oh well who needs friends when the Director always changes"

Nvm then, fuck people.

[dontleave]

Bots.

[The One]

Bots.
Bots can only do so much...... till they get anno........ wait.

PROGRAM THEM TO DESTROY ALL HUMAN SENTIENT BEINGS!

THEN YOU CAN FINALLY BE YOUR OWN TERMINATOR!

Till you run out of breathe and get your ass completely owned.... but hell it was fun right?

What about sex though....? I mean..... robotic vagina? Unless you attach one of those flesh lights on the bot, but its just not the same......

[dontleave]

What about sex though....? I mean..... robotic vagina? Unless you attach one of those flesh lights on the bot, but its just not the same......

They say a pigs va... nevermind.

[The One]

They say a pigs va... nevermind.
ROFLMAO! Oh man that had me rollin for some reason....

Pigs vagina huh? Hmmm............................

[Kamikaze189]

Print out all kinds of instructions for building a massive computer. Then I would go through people's houses and steal their computer parts and create the best gaming rig in the world.

I'd shove that into my shitty car -- er, someone who is now dead's nice car -- and drive to the Turtle Rock Studios building. I'd play Left 4 Dead and give the entire development team a proper burial if they haven't had one already.

So, depending on the fun with L4D, I would decide to kill myself or just chill out for the rest of my life.

Also, if you literally meant "last man," as in excluding women, I would clearly spend my time repopulating the planet -- either at will (supermodels) or at gun point (fat chicks).

So there you have it.

[The One]

(fat chicks).
Desperate now are we?
Say no women?

*looks at left hand*

Guess its just you and me huh bud?

[dontleave]

Lol... nub lefty.

[Kamikaze189]

Desperate now are we?

Please note my grouping: "at will (supermodels)" and "at gun point (fat chicks)"

Did it for a reason... :P

[The One]

Lol... nub lefty.
Lol a nub cause of lefty? hahahaha no nubs are righty. But pros are with feet. i think :P

[The One]

Did it for a reason... :P
Damn you to hell........... oh well. I would fuck a pig instead of a fat chick....... well I dont think you'd be able to tell the difference anyway right?

[Rannos]

Frozen eggs + rudimentary cloning = revival of human races. Why be the last man on earth when you can be GOD or overlord of the last humans of earth. If that fails, I'd just hunt down TRS headquarters and steal/play L4D for a few years. Then try the whole 'reviving humanity' thing again.

[Kamikaze189]

And then you'd have bacon.

[dontleave]

I WAS SAVING THAT, I WAS SAVING THAT BACON!

[globalenjoi]

I would definitely go see places I'd never seen before. Do whatever I wanted. Also, I think it'd be AWESOME to get some explosives, and collapse some of the worlds big buildings =D No people in them, so it'd just be awesome.

At some point, it'd get lonely. But yeah... noone around? Plenty of fixes that'd last for a while at least =P I don't think I would commit suicide on purpose, but I'd prolly start getting careless with my stunts (blowing up buildings, driving cars WAY fast filled with explosives and diving out of them at the last second and send them flying into a car garage, etc).

[dontleave]

I'd check out Donald Trump's corpse, poke it, and once im sure the Devil won't use it as a gateway to our dimension, I'll take the Deal or No Deal briefcase.

[The One]

I'd check out Donald Trump's corpse, poke it, and once im sure the Devil won't use it as a gateway to our dimension, I'll take the Deal or No Deal briefcase.
I lol'd so hard on that

[USS_Stud]

Just live it out till I die.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

Just live it out till I die.
booorriiing
learn to fly and see the world!!!
crash on one of those 2000 islands near australia!
and be robison cruiseaway :D yur own happy litle island... whit monkeys and shit....

[Odds_Bodkins]

With no-one to interfere (or shoot me in the face due to "religous differences") + with pretty much limitless resources I'd go and seek out those "mythical" artifacts or places whose location has perplexed humanity throughout the ages. Things like -

The Ark of the Covenant
The Holy Grail
The location of Atlantis & Camelot
Saddam Hussain's Weapons of Mass Destruction

Should keep me occupied for a while. Especially the last one.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

i loled so hard! whahaha!!

[Dead Fish]

If I was the last man on the planet, I'd wear a crown. Because now I am the king. King Nothing.

[hool10]

You people arn't constrained to just the last man on Earth. You can have 1 woman or something. After all, this is the off-topic forum. :-p Yeah I would check out Dukem Nukem: Forvever.

[Puscifer]

if i was the last man on earth i would go get loads of munchies from a supermarket, go to my local bughattii car dealer and steel a varon, head over to TRS and play left 4 dead, ahuuuu!

[Ilkoo]

I would find some nuclear stuff and touch it and hope that i gain the ability to fly.. If not still good way to down in a lonely world

[Evilferret]

I would just do stuff that i always wanted to do! Maybe...find the steam building and go inside and try to find L4D! MWhahaha! But then...a real Headcrab jumps on my head as I play!

But i would just like hang around and do stuff. I would run around places and stuff. I would try to drive a ship but it will probably sink! Then i can act like i was on the titanic! Weeeeeee *bubble bubble*

[USS_Stud]

booorriiing
learn to fly and see the world!!!
crash on one of those 2000 islands near australia!
and be robison cruiseaway :D yur own happy litle island... whit monkeys and shit....
NO! SHUT UP!

[Ilkoo]

learn to fly and see the world!!!
crash on one of those 2000 islands near australia!
and be robison cruiseaway :D yur own happy litle island... whit monkeys and shit....

YES! TELL ME MORE! (want to point out that USS_Studs reply is shit)

[No Shelter]

Last man on earth? So that means all the girls are still alive? :)

[Puscifer]

Last man on earth? So that means all the girls are still alive? :)

oooo happy days..

[dontleave]

Last man on earth? So that means all the girls are still alive? :)

Only the fat ones.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

Only the fat ones.
well you know how crash a party for sure...

but but why all the fat ones?
then you must force them to work out......
or do you mean the "whales" amongst the fat girls??

[Gforcemember45]

well i'd do everything i ever wanted to do... RAID THE MILITARY BASE AND HAVE FUN WITH THE ABHRAMS!

[The One]

As for fat chicks.............. well....... I'd rather still do a pig.

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

fat chicks..... or pigs....... erhm...... tough choice.....

[USS_Stud]

YES! TELL ME MORE! (want to point out that USS_Studs reply is shit)
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[hooray for zombies]

Find a nuclear arsenal and nuke those countries I don't like.

[dontleave]

Find all nuclear arsenals and see if all of them together could really crack the Earth. If not, piss on every reporters corpse who's ever said so.

[freakypred]

Last MAN on earth, you say? /: P

Nah, if I was lucky enough to be the last man on earth(I mean, come on, last man on earth. It's like you were born for this occurance...as if destiny had something to do with it.), I doubt about my chances of gaming in the eternal sanctuary and solitude of the empty would, cause we need people to run the various businesses around the world(power supply, coolant supply, internet...((cause thats where the good stuff is...UNPUNISHABLE SPAMMING OF FORUMS, WOOHOO!))...would be gone forever, unless I was a super genius at the time.)

So, if it only banishes all but one human from the earth, I may revert to my primal state and go tarzan on the wild animals and such.

[hool10]

Hey, watch this Twilight Zone episode: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&VideoID=13639974 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=13639974)
This guy works in a bank but loves reading (obssesive really). So he avoids his boss and takes a lunch break in a vault. An H-bomb goes off and basically destroys everybody on Earth. So he goes to a library and reads. I'll let you find out the ending but it's a classic.

[freakypred]

I saw a parody of this on Futurama, it's cool that I got to see the subject of the joke.

[hooray for zombies]

Hey, watch this Twilight Zone episode: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids) individual&VideoID=13639974

I love that for the sheer soul-crushing it delivers

[freakypred]

fat chicks..... or pigs....... erhm...... tough choice.....

Here's a tough choice.

Have sexual intercourse in life but die because of it, or live your whole life without any sexual interaction.

[Skeetles]

#2, theres more to life than sex

[dontleave]

#2, theres more to life than sex

Yeah right.

[freakypred]

There's life BECAUSE of sex.