Make Your Own Character and tell us why we should hire you

[Kazary]

Hey guys, to pass the time i decided to steal this thread idea from steam forums XD i wanted to see what you guys would come up with. Its simple, make a character you think should replace one of the guys in the L4D cast. Just fill out this form!! Funny ones that make people laugh are very much appreciated!! I tried xD (bellow)

Name:
Age:
Race:
Weight:
Weapon of Choice:
Interests/hobbies:
Background: (Not required to be filled out)

Pros:

Cons:


E.g

Name: Leroy Jenkins
Age: 1337
Race: White
Weight: 265
Weapon of Choice: some sword or axey thing
Interests/hobbies: playing WoW, owning like the 1337 haxxor i am, girls, parties
Background: WoW i was on tv once lol

Pros:
- Is kickass
- Has a courage of steel against anything
- Has a cool name
- Has fried chicken

Cons:
- Will only go into huge mobs screaming my name, most probably causing total confusion between the whole team, dragging unnessicary monsters to the teams location, and getting the whole team slaghtered all due to not listerning to the plan because i was making microwave chicken.

[dontleave]

Keira Knightley.

Con: Too damn sexy for zombie games.

[Kazary]

yeh but that doesn't work, they're infected!!!

OWNED D: XD

[dontleave]

yeh but that doesn't work, they're infected!!!

And? Does getting infected make you homosexual?

[Kazary]

yes it does, which is why i decide to be a survivor! :D yet i still think Keira Knightly isn't sexy >__> and i not homosexual either before you say it

[dontleave]

yes it does, which is why i decide to be a survivor! :D yet i still think Keira Knightly isn't sexy >__> and i not homosexual either before you say it

Fag.

[Ilkoo]

Nice.. Keira Knightly a lesbian.. Just amagine the possibilities here!!
We need to get the infection to someone like Angelina Jolie..

[Kazary]

now that i definatley agree with

anyway NO ONES HEPING THE THREAD D: damn you Ilkoo and your angelina jolie destractions!!! admit it! this was you rplan from the start!

[Ilkoo]

Have been working to Keira Knightly and Angelina Jolie lezzing out for 2 months now.. SUCCES!! *evil laugh*

[hooray for zombies]

Name: Aunt Jemima
Age: 84
Race: Black
Weight: 250 lb's
Weapon of Choice: Maple syrup
Interests/hobbies: Maple syrup
Background: Maple syrup

Pros: Has maple syrup

Cons: Can run out of maple syrup

[Imogene]

Name: Phat Woman
Age: Unknown
Race: Fat
Weight: 950 lb's
Weapon of Choice: Vomiting
Interests/hobbies: Eating
Background: Female human version of the Boomer

Pros: She can roll faster then the others can run

Cons: Gets exhaughsted quickly

[dontleave]

Name: Liberty Ashford
Age: Unknown
Race: Fat
Weight: 950 lb's
Weapon of Choice: Vomiting
Interests/hobbies: Eating
Background: Female human version of the Boomer

Pros: She can roll faster then the others can run

Cons: Gets exhaughsted quickly

LOLX

[Kenny]

LOLX

Woooooooo! TROLLING!!! WOOOO!!!!! HELL YEAH! Douche.

[dontleave]

Woooooooo! TROLLING!!! WOOOO!!!!! HELL YEAH! Douche.

*Ahem*

[Kenny]

*Ahem*

Indeed.

[OBLITROX]

...

[Kamikaze189]

Name: Phat WomanAge: UnknownRace: FatWeight: 950 lb'sWeapon of Choice: VomitingInterests/hobbies: EatingBackground: Female human version of the BoomerPros: She can roll faster then the others can runCons: Gets exhaughsted quickly

Similar character.

Name: George
Race: White
Age: 37
Height: 4 feet, 6 inches
Weight: 324 pounds.
Weapon of choice: His nine mil.
Interests/Hobbies: Comic books, single moms, using his five senses, hair products, baby oil, etc.
Background: Dropped out of high school to get into a school for underachievers. Dropped out of the school for underachievers to watch Jeopardy one day at noon. Didn't move after that... until crazy mofos broke into his house.
Replaces: Zoey.

Pros:
Male, fat, ugly - No nude skin, thus keeping some more immature players away from the game.

Smoker's tongue snaps and breaks when attempting to pick him up - He weighs a lot.

Cons:
Large hitbox - George is the only character in the game who is able to melee his own stomach.

Can't shoot down - for the same reason as above.

Can't see his feet - for the same reason as above.

Can't talk well - His mouth is full of twinkies. This effect is also applied to the player's voice over mic.

Has blurred vision - He sat too close to the TV while watching Jeopardy and lost his glasses. Player can't see worth a damn.

Has to ask someone to reload his gun for him - Too lazy to do it himself, but he uses the same voice line, over and over and over, that his fingers are too sticky.

Whines approximately every thirty seconds - His feet hurt, his hands hurt, his butt hurts, where are all these zombies coming from, what'd I do with my twinkies, what's that, can I have another gun, no I don't want this one, okay, I changed my mind again, don't point that at me, I can't see, where'd you guys go...

Falls down every set of stairs in the game, loses 5hp per step - Can't see his feet. And a 1/10 dice roll decides if his gun points at his own head and fires per step he bounces off.

Loses his shoes - Can't see his feet. Can't tie them. Other players have to go pick up his shoes and put them back on his feet. Then they hold their use key to tie them, and a "Bomb Planting" bar shows up. Once it ends, the CS sound "The Bomb has been planted," plays but, alas, they are only shoes and not bombs.

Needs help to get through all doorways in the game - When playing as George, a helpful tip pops up that says, "You've gotten stuck in a doorway! You may be rescued soon!" Another survivor has to help George out or he will just sit there flailing his arms and whining until he passes out, and then zombies rush up and kill him.

Needs help up stairs - Two survivors, one on each side or one per ass cheek, have to help him take each step when going upwards. Also, a voice communication will auto-play when survivors see George trying to go up stairs, encouraging him. Or, if he's faltering, calling him a useless fat piece of crap and a burden.

Too fat to use the machine gun - Game balancing decision, though it appears physically possible.

[link30020]

Name: Companion cube
Age: Unknown
Race: Cube
Weight: 60 lbs
Weapon of Choice: Knife
Interests/hobbies: Giving good advice, being a good companion, stabing people
Background: Was found in an aperature science vital aperatus vent.

Pros: Is everyones companion, no infected can attack it.

Cons: Was burned in an intelligence incinerator.

And:

Name: Candle jack
Age: Unkno

[krunsh]

George is cool : )

[asu]

omg, I want George!!!
so damn funny ahhahaha XD

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

George one is fucking hilarious! theres so many cons!! rofl
i also like the aunt jemima one

[Plankie]

"You've gotten stuck in a doorway! You may be rescued soon!"

Rofl.

[goerge]

Name:Zane
AGE:15
Race:American
Weight:168 lb
Weapon of choice:Anything
Interests/hobbies:Left 4 dead ,dead rising, and chainsaws
Background:Joined the survivors team at 12:35 pm. Was shot in the leg while running after stealing food from bill.
Pros:Will use anything as a weapon.
Has cood rifle skills.
con: has ADD

[goerge]

I am goerge if you dont know who i am look at the entry above
i mean the one thats Goerge

[dontleave]

Oh. My. God. Lol.

GOErge.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

Name: Kirby
AGE: Unkown
Race: Fluffball
Weight: N/A
Weapon of choice: you
Interests/hobbies: eating, flying, dancing, singing in high pitched voices
Background: one day his star took a wrong turn and landed in america during the infection.

Pros: Pink, flies away, can copy infected abilites, Can copy guns' abilities too.

Cons: forgets to take friends when flying off, can be seen easily among non-pink environment, eats everyone's guns. gets wtfpwnd after eating a boomer and using its ability.


<(((((*0*)))))> after eating a boomer

< (( O_O )) > after using boomer ability

2 seconds after using boomer ability

[GuStick]

WE HAVE TO ADD GEORGE AS A 5th SURVIVOR
Who wants to email TRS ?

[gorgoth]

Name: Paul
Age: 28
Race: Caucasian
Weight: 173
Weapon of Choice: N/A
Interests/hobbies: Acid Trips

Pros: Whilst stoned out of his mind, can be used as a distraction for the zombies by saying things like &quot;Whoa man, there like all zombie like!&quot;, and then by getting ripped apart.

Cons: Whilst stoned out of his mind, can be used as a distraction for the zombies by saying things like &quot;Whoa man, there like all zombie like!&quot;, and then by getting ripped apart.

[seanistehpwnzor]

Name: John Rambo
Age: 56
Race: White
Weight: 255
Weapon of Choice: Bow/Exploding Arrows
Interests/hobbies: Blowing up people point blank with m60 machine gun
Background: Ex special ops

Pros: Blowing up people

Cons: too old.

[GuStick]

Cons: too old.
Bill kicks ass,why shouldnt john,and hes a viet vet :)

[seanistehpwnzor]

Bill kicks ass,why shouldnt john,and hes a viet vet :)

idk i guess your right but i would like to see Rambo blow up a zombie with his exploding arrows. and shoot point blank with a m60 machine gun lmfao.