TF2 update with community items

[Stuffinator]

9 new hats
http://www.pelipurkki.net/images/uudet_hatut_tf2.jpg

3 new "weapons"
http://www.pelipurkki.net/images/uudet_aseet_tf2.jpg

a lot of bullshit if you ask me, but hey atleast it is community stuff!

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/971/heavyhat.png

btw.: brainsucker looks like stolen from zero gear lol!

Stats:
-The Dalokohs Bar (heavy)
-> level 1 luchnbox
-> increases max hp about 50 for 30 seconds

-The Pain Train (demo/soldier)
-> increase capture rate about 1
-> increase bulletdamage about 10%

-The Homewrecker (Pyro)
-> + 100% damage to buildings
-> - 25% damage to players

[Deadly]

Brainslugs!

[Paradox Viper]

The Dalokohs Bar
Heavy secondary weapon
+Increases max HP by 50 for 30 seconds after eating, regardless of your current HP upon consumption.
-Can't be thrown
-Only heals for 60 HP (you read that right: overheal may be 50, but it heals for 60).
*Overheal doesn't stack with medic overheal, and changing secondary weapons causes any existing chocolate-induced overheal to vanish.

The Pain Train
Soldier/Demoman melee weapon
+Caps points and pushes the cart at scout speed
-Extra 10% damage taken from bullets
*Effects are in place regardless of having the weapon drawn or not; so long as it's equipped, you cap faster and take more damage.

The Homewrecker
Pyro melee weapon
+Destroys any building in two hits regardless of level.
-Does 75% damage to players
*As a reminder, this is capable of random crits, unlike the Axtinguisher.

[Deadly]

Homewrecker sounds awesome, other two seem useless. At least to me since I don't really play Soldier or Demo well. I need my extra damage resistance.

[Bloodshed269]

Is it just me, or does that look the Aperture Science logo on each of the individual squares of chocolate?

[Easton Dark]

No. It looks like the TF logo.

[REDSHARK]

pain train needs buffing if it wants to become as useful as the equalizer or eyelander, maybe you only get it's effects when you have it drawn or something

[Elite]

Chocolate Bar seems kinda useless. The other 2 are pretty good seeing as 10% more bullet damage is virtually nothing.

[Deadly]

It's 10% more than nothing.

[Boojangels]

I got the medic mask. I happy

[Jesus123]

On a side note, two Camera Beards smelted gives out a hat now.

[REDSHARK]

I would never craft a camera beard even for a hat

[Jesus123]

I would never craft a camera beard even for a hat

Well, I had like 9 of them.

[Elite]

I still have zero hats. :)

[Stuffinator]

On a side note, two Camera Beards smelted gives out a hat now.
Yeah I saw that patch note and immediately started the game to craft my 2nd camera beard with my trophy belt. Got the pickelhaube for the medic!

[Platypus]

I would save your extra beards for trading. Since they made the drop rate for beards the same as hats, they are rare again and worth the price of the other hats.

[Stuffinator]

Thanks for the advice, but I couldn't resist!

[Easton Dark]

I'd gladly trade that one fancy fedora-like hat I have for the surgical mask.

[REDSHARK]

Powdered wig is going to make the spy stand out a bit

[armored cow]

Want brainsucker so badly.

[Nuttz]

I want any hat so badly. Maybe if I actually played TF2 I would get some. :/

[Elite]

^Same Problem^

[Stuffinator]

yeah I got the pith helmet for the sniper hrhr!

[Dorito Burrito]

Man I haven't played TF2 in a long time! I remember reading somewhere I don't know if it was here or not but there was a fake update that someone posted. Some guy made a tenth class for TF2 and it was a german shepard. It is a fan made post and it looks pretty good. They acually took their time to make this. It's not a real update, but some people think it would be a good idea. heres the link.

http://guarddog.50webs.com/

Oh yeah I remember! My friend told me about this...stupid furfag.

[Elite]

He also made a fake engineer update.

http://manno.com.br/Engineer/index.html

Also somebody else made another fake engineer update.

http://www.teamfortress.com.br/engineerupdate/day01.html

People sure love TF2!