Quotes of 411

[persnicityninja]

Alright here I want you guys to post the best things you have heard on 411 ONLY. Like quotes or something someone always does.

Here are mine:

Trying to look smart just makes you seem retarded when you're wrong.
-Nuttz

*Cough, cough*
-Persnicityninja

and I know that last one was mine but you get the picture.

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Ok, here are the new rules for this thread:

DO NOT POST SOMETHING YOU SAID
You cannot quote yourself. Please also refrain from asking people to quote you.

DON'T JUST QUOTE THE PERSON ABOVE YOUR POST
This is pointless. If you think whatever they said is memorable enough to be considered a "Quote of 411", simply point that out when you post something else.

NO GOD DAMN SPIDERMAN/DEADPOOL
Oh any such random picture stuff. Leave it for the Picture War thread or the Gentleman's Club.

POST A 411 QUOTE DAMMIT
The majority of the posts here should be memorable quotes from 411. No outside sources (especially steam chat, since we have a thread for that). Some form of link to the original quote is appreciated, but not required.
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[SlainPwner666]

Live for something, or die for nothing.
~Some random homeless guy I met on the street one time.

I will shove my foot so far up your ass that when I piss it'll quench your thirst.
~Dtard

ANKLES OR GTFO
~Infest1025

I don't hate you, I just want bad things to happen to you.
~Sarah.

[Bloodshed269]

I'm going to call you LOLCAT
~ BallsMaloney to some random troll.

I'm in the boycott
~ Easton Dark

[Zorgy]

It's a Easter egg. I should know I'm a programmar.
~Some asshole.

[Deadly]

I probably should close this thread but I'll let it go on for a bit to see how it goes. If it gets out of hand or people quote things they shouldn't I will close it
~ Deadly

[shadowstreak]

I probably should close this thread but I'll let it go on for a bit to see how it goes. If it gets out of hand or people quote things they shouldn't I will close it
~ Deadly

Kenny says that too

[DTard]

I will shove my foot so far up your ass that when I piss it'll quench your thirst.
~DTard

It's "I will shove my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst!"

It's a reference to the game Operation.
http://addins.wgem.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/operation.jpg

OT:
"Erf" ~ Mark jones

[OhComeOnNate]

This was a really long time ago...help me if you can find the thread that had this it in but it was something like:

"I like Zoey. Especially she is the aim and goes in the shooting."
-Some random person who doesn't speak English well. (Wasn't trollin or starting meme)

[Stuffinator]

I'm in.
- Steve Cloud

I'm out.
- Steve Cloud

In the "don't fap december" thread with a 15 minutes posting delay!

[Deadly]

This was a really long time ago...help me if you can find the thread that had this it in but it was something like:

"I like Zoey. Especially she is the aim and goes in the shooting."
-Some random person who doesn't speak English well. (Wasn't trollin or starting meme)

Seeing as how the thread title was "I like Zoey, she is the aim and doesn't afraid of anything," I'm pretty sure the guy was kidding. But if you want to search for it feel free, I think that's the title.

[Zorgy]

You can shoot the witch but she will kill you to death.


I think that's right.

[Deadly]

No, you will die but you can kill her to death.

[Bloodshed269]

I probably should close this thread but I'll let it go on for a bit to see how it goes. If it gets out of hand or people quote things they shouldn't I will close it
~ Deadly

What a buzzkill
~ Bloodshed269


I'm Serious
~ Bloodshed269

[Deadly]

I hate Bloodshed
~Deadly

[Bloodshed269]

Deadly is trying to take the route of one of them and make his name more professional looking.
~ Not Bloodshed269

[N0sySh00ter]

I would pay thousands of dollars to find him, then I would personally show up at his home residence and place my foot firmly into his anal crevice.

~One of them~

[Boojangels]

I'm writing a normal post but disguising it as a quote from me.

~ Boojangels

[black671]

ANKLES OR GTFO
~Infest1025 and Black671

fixed.

[Bloodshed269]

HERP DERP
~ Somebody

[armored cow]

No, you will die but you can kill her to death.

Beat me to it.

[FilButch]

I said nothing people will quote
~ FilButch

[wertan11]

Wertan annoys the hell out of me ~ DTard

[armored cow]

No.
~ frogopus

[Bloodshed269]

There should be an app for this forum.
~ wertan11

[blah]

PEELS HERE!!!
~Everyone

[wertan11]

Wertans a butthurt ~ Everyone

Thats what your mother said ~ wertan

[SlainPwner666]

Mommy, someone on the internet called me special!
~Infest1025

[N0sySh00ter]

Trust me guys, it's not like we don't want you guys there. But seeing as how the missus is part Irish and I'm mostly Irish, there will be a TON of drinking going on there, and I don't want to be responsible if someone who's underaged manages to sneak a bottle.
~ Mark

Gawd damn you. Now all of us underagers will have our own pants party. WITH SUNNY D.

[FilButch]

Dude, 2 sunny d's and I'm completely knocked out.

[Easton Dark]

Purple stuph

[Tyr]

No, you will die but you can kill her to death.

See that one's a classic.

[Nuttz]

All the classics come to mind, they've all been mentioned.

[Deadly]

I HATE Left 4 Dead 2

I LOVE Left 4 Dead 2
~Inspector Jones

[N0sySh00ter]

I don't think I've said anything funny.. if I try to say something funny, it probally isn't funny. Lawl.

[DTard]

Wertan annoys the SHIT out of me ~ DTard
Fix'd
But I really don't hate you. And I'm finding you're getting a lot better recently.

Also:
Dude, Mark, you're so old your SPERM has Alzheimer's!
~DTard

[Stuffinator]

UP THE SHUT FUCK
-Deadly

[DTard]

I lost the game
~BlackCat

She never admits it when she does. BTW, we all lost.

[BlackCat]

idk what you're talking about. =P

[SlainPwner666]

idk what you're talking about. =P

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs438.snc3/25201_112094348820117_100000586570316_158189_24143 85_n.jpg

[persnicityninja]

Good quotes people, keep em coming.

I have no bandwidth! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Easton Dark

I demand someone is assraped, NOW!
~wertan11

[N0sySh00ter]

That wertan quote is pretty damn funny.

[hunterhunter]

I'm going to scour the recesses of the forums....this will be dangerous...to the threads of '08

EDIT: I couldn't decide which quote to pick so i'll just post the who freaking thread:http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2080&highlight=witch

ALSO:"baby steps" my first thread:Why is the witch crying (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9174) Read don't post....you'll ruin it's preserved state

She cries because you touch yourself at night.

[BlackCat]

pic

My name isn't BlackCat on steam, that was NOT me!

[N0sySh00ter]

I wish they had a nude skin for every single thing in the game, It would be an alternate universe where clothes simply didn't exist...

MrToodles. (In reference to L4D)

[DTard]

Just because Viper likes it:

"My penis. It deflects your masters balls"
D~Tard

[SlainPwner666]

My name isn't BlackCat on steam, that was NOT me!

Was a long time ago, as you saw, my name on steam isn't HEYCHECKITOUTMARK either. I also have a video of you saying it if you'd prefer.

It's okay, we still accept you and your hunter fetish, even if you do lose the game, like I just did.

[DTard]

Was a long time ago, as you saw, my name on steam isn't HEYCHECKITOUTMARK either. I also have a video of you saying it if you'd prefer.

It's okay, we still accept you and your hunter fetish, even if you do lose the game, like I just did.
How's your tubesock coming?

[Bloodshed269]

How's your tubesock coming?

Isn't it the other way around?

[DTard]

Isn't it the other way around?
We both have one.

[Paradox Viper]

Just because Viper likes it

Come here babycakes; give daddy some sugar.

[Bloodshed269]

We both have one.

That's not what I meant.

[N0sySh00ter]

Come here babycakes; give daddy some sugar.

~Paradox Viper

[wertan11]

Come here babycakes; give daddy some sugar.

~Paradox Viper
~N0sySh00ter

[Paradox Viper]

I love it when I check on a thread the next day and there's been a conversation about something I posted.

The day Wertan discovered how a forum works.

[N0sySh00ter]

The day Wetan discovered how a forum works.

~Paradox Viper

[Deadly]

Come here babycakes; give daddy some sugar.

~Paradox Viper

The day Wetan discovered how a forum works.

~Paradox Viper

I hear Mr. Clean's magic eraser works well for cleaning that brown off your nose.

[Nuttz]

I hear Mr. Clean's magic eraser works well for cleaning that brown off your nose.

OH DEADLY THANKYOU SO MUCH YOU'RE SO HELPFUL.

/c

[REDSHARK]

"Steve Cloud takes it from Dethpenguin"

[Nuttz]

"Steve Cloud takes it from Dethpenguin"

Even funnier because he forbid me to sig it.

[REDSHARK]

ah good times

[Frankie]

You are going to be raped, molested and then killed.
~Bloodshed269 (Because there's obviously more than one)

My history here is that I joined sometime around the time that Tyr joined, a few months passed and I was deemed to be awesome so was given moderator privelages and then used those powers to destroy the website from the inside out... wait, I haven't actually got to that part yet, don't look too much into it.
~Tyr

[Bloodshed269]

You are going to be raped, molested and then killed.
~Bloodshed269

My history here is that I joined sometime around the time that Tyr joined, a few months passed and I was deemed to be awesome so was given moderator privelages and then used those powers to destroy the website from the inside out... wait, I haven't actually got to that part yet, don't look too much into it.
~Tyr

Fix'd

[persnicityninja]

The 411 forums are the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
~Frankie

[SlainPwner666]

I outta punch you in the neck, rip off your head, shit down your throat and swallow your corpse. But welcome nontheless, you arrogant prick.
~SlainPwner666

[N0sySh00ter]

I outta punch you in the neck, rip off your head, shit down your throat and swallow your corpse. But welcome nontheless, you arrogant prick.
~SlainPwner666


http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc237/mustardadmiral/1212590026579.jpg

[frogopus]

Squerl fucks cats

[SlainPwner666]

Squerl fucks cats
~frogopus

Eat a dick and choke on it.
~BallsMalloney

[N0sySh00ter]

This is a new said quote by me :).

Shove it and rotate.

~N0sySh00ter

[Deadly]

You can't quote yourself.

[blah]

Fix'd

-Everyone-



I C WAT U DID THAR

-Everyone-

[persnicityninja]

On the topic of what is awsome about L4D.
vvvv

"I get to explode all over people, covering them in my sticky liquid.
Wait wat."
~mshield

[Stuffinator]

Seriously, I hate people quoting themself.
-Stuffinator

[N0sySh00ter]

Seriously, I hate people quoting themself.
-Stuffinator


Me too

~N0sySh00ter

[Paradox Viper]

I just had to archive this one here:

(in reference to the APB game trailer)

I wish I could get excited :(
They have medication for that.

[one of them]

Lulz.

[Frankie]

So, it turns out that you really DON'T want to be Donkey Punched.
~Bloodshed269

You're a waste of space, and nobody likes you, now kindly STFU and GTFO.
~Everyone i've ever met, to me.

[Raydude4115]

i'd kill you, but i'd i have to kill you...wait what?

-Three-Four-Zero

[N0sySh00ter]

No! I'm driving the helicaloperler!"

ericERIC

[SRXSniper58]

I've got a jar of dirrtt
Can you guess whats inside it?
-SRXSniper58

[Deadly]

Pretty sure that's from Pirates of the Caribbean, you plagiarist.

[SRXSniper58]

Blooshed:Whats with all them friends?
SRXSniper58:SRX is friend to all :D
Bloodshed:Whats with all them friends?

[persnicityninja]

And people please stop quoting your selfs, this is a thread for quotes you have heard from other people, not thinking of something you think is cool then posting it here. Now I leave you with this...

That thread will have a total of two lady posters and over 9000 guys jacking off to your posts.
~yourbadmega

[Bloodshed269]

I <3 Witches
~ SRXSniper58

[N0sySh00ter]

Alright Dylan, you got the left and I'll take it up the rear!

~K4R1N4S 8F C4M (irl friend) while playing some L4D.

[Easton Dark]

Alright Dylan, you got the left and I'll take it up the rear!

~K4R1N4S 8F C4M (irl friend) while playing some L4D.


Quotes of 411 motha fucka

[SRXSniper58]

I <3 Witches
~ SRXSniper58
.............
You're never gonna let me hear the end of this will you?

[persnicityninja]

Quotes of 411 motha fucka

Thank you, Mr. Dark.

[Easton Dark]

That's Mr. Dark to you.

Oh wait.

[Bloodshed269]

.............
You're never gonna let me hear the end of this will you?

Doubtful.

[Dorito Burrito]

"Bitch better bring me my money"
- a pimp

[Stuffinator]

"Bitch better bring me my money"
- a pimp
Who on 411 is that supposed to be?

[Bloodshed269]

Who on 411 is that supposed to be?

Me, of course.

[Jesus123]

So how about that Dead Rising 2 thread that you fought me tooth and nail for and was then promptly abandoned?

-Easton Dark

[N0sySh00ter]

orly
~Everyone

[persnicityninja]

Quit self-promoting!
~Bloodshed269

[Frankie]

I think I'm turned on by the Witch..
~N0sySh00ter

[DarthBane]

I said nothing people will quote
~ FilButch

lol how do you come up with theese things? Genious!

My quotes pretty 'kay.

[Bloodshed269]

Genious!
~ DarthBane

[persnicityninja]

Please guys no posting stuff like that, this thread is for serious quotes that you thought were good and funny, not things from the post above yours.

What's up nig- oh shit this isn't EBaum's!
~wertan11

[Bloodshed269]

Please guys no posting stuff like that, this thread is for serious quotes that you thought were good and funny, not things from the post above yours.

I thought it was funny because he spelled "Genius" wrong.

[DTard]

I hate DethPenguin
~Too many people

[persnicityninja]

I thought it was funny because he spelled "Genius" wrong.

Ahhh I see, Anyways.

Can't believe I'm contributing to this but...
~Frogopus

[N0sySh00ter]

I think I'm turned on by the Witch..
~N0sySh00ter


Yay I was quoted :).

I would pay thousands of dollars to find him, then I would personally show up at his home residence and place my foot firmly into his anal crevice.
~One Of Them

[InstantDeath]

I NEED FRIENDS.

Yep. That's what he said.

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showpost.php?p=374114&postcount=1080

[Zombie Hunter]

"btw im 8 posts behind you on l4d411.com"
-InstantDeath

9 now bitch!

[InstantDeath]

"btw im 8 posts behind you on l4d411.com"
-InstantDeath

9 now bitch!

OH NO U DI'INT!

You just made it personal.

On-Topic:

8gb of ram is pretty unnecessary lol. You could cut that amount in half (still more than most games would ever use) and upgrade the card a bit to 4850 or something. (unless you can't customize it from wherever you're buying.)

Either way, awesome PC, well over the requirements for most of the shit out there.
If 8GB is not needed, Then my mom's laptop has problems. It has 137GB. Lol. 68.2GB free of 137GB.
Yup, you just said that. Right there in that post.

[Zombie Hunter]

I know when to admit defeat.
but in the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs

[InstantDeath]

I know when to admit defeat.
but in the end...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs

Since I don't know what to say to that I'm just gonna show a video of the beatles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOoKMcVMY8

It may or may not include giant elephants walking through England and spontaneously growing flowers.

[Zombie Hunter]

mind = blown

cow = owned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-cdOINhF9M

[persnicityninja]

people people pleaze, there are children on this thread.

this quote has been censored for the children.

N0sySh00ter ~ Your a p**** a** b**** and cant say s*** to ma face and that really pisses me the f*** off but you know what, its ok because i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.

[Paradox Viper]

Nuke the Whales.

411 environmental debate at its most complex.

[Zombie Hunter]

"You got beat by the two slowest things on the planet. Sloth and my connection"
-Zombie Hunter

Good times

[hunterhunter]

"shut up and act like you have a pair"
-Eclaris

Forgot who she said that to...pretty darn rough and pretty darn funny

[Deadly]

That was to boojangels.

Anyway, it's not a 411 quote but whatever.
"The great thing about the internet is that you can quote somebody and completely make up the source"
- Benjamin Franklin

[Paradox Viper]

Unless you actually dig it up using the search engine and give a direct quote, like I did with Shrub.

[Deadly]

Is that to me or hunterhunter?

[Paradox Viper]

To you, good sir.

[Deadly]

Oh. Well it wasn't from 411, I forgot where I saw it but it was funny.

[one of them]

"My penis is up."
~DP's final post

[hunterhunter]

You must've searched long and hard for that post

[one of them]

Nope.
It was as easy as clicking DethPenguin then clicking View All Posts.

[Bloodshed269]

Long and Hard
~hunterhunter

[hunterhunter]

why did I see that comming...

[N0sySh00ter]

people people pleaze, there are children on this thread.

this quote has been censored for the children.

N0sySh00ter ~ Your a p**** a** b**** and cant say s*** to ma face and that really pisses me the f*** off but you know what, its ok because i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.


:D! eye haz ben cwodid aygin!

[Stuffinator]

"You got beat by the two slowest things on the planet. Sloth and my connection"
-Zombie Hunter

Good times
Quoting yourself in a thread like this is like sticking your own dick up your own ass!

[Paradox Viper]

Stuffinator's post is so good it has in itself become a 411 quote.

[DTard]

"You got beat by the two slowest things on the planet. Sloth and my connection"
-Zombie Hunter

Touche Stuffinator.
I remember when he said that.... Sloth is my friend/ ex-teammate.
As is Zed.

[Bloodshed269]

Stuffinator's post is so good it has in itself become a 411 quote.

But so has that! And this!

[DTard]

But so has that! And this!
But not this!

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Zombie Hunter]

Quoting yourself in a thread like this is like sticking your own dick up your own ass!

geez, sorry for reflecting on past events. Remind me never to do it again

[Nuttz]

geez, sorry for reflecting on past events. Remind me never to do it again

Never do it again.

/literal translation

[YuriTMND]

"Some shit about tube-socks"
-DTard

[DTard]

"Some shit about tube-socks"
-DTard
ROFL!
Deadly won't like that too much :)

[Deadly]

Fucking inside joke stealer.

[DTard]

Fucking inside joke stealer.
Told ya he wouldn't like that xD

[Boojangels]

Told ya he wouldn't like that (Insert emoticon)

-DTard

[DTard]

Told ya he wouldn't like that (Insert emoticon)

-DTard
Win :D

[BlackCat]

"Win :D"

-Dtard

[SlainPwner666]

Whatever you do, don't go for that medkit by the window... oh wait, did I say that out loud?
-Deadly.

[BlackCat]

LMAO Mark (and Deadly for saying it), you win this entire thread.

[Boojangels]

"Win"

-Dtard

-BlackCat

[DTard]

LMAO Mark (and Deadly for saying it), you win this entire thread.
I agree. That was GOOD shit right there!
Wasn't it Me, you, Mark, and Deadly all on that team?
"Win"

-Dtard

-BlackCat
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Boojangels]

"Win"

-DTard

-BlackCat

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

-DTard

[DTard]

"Win"

-DTard

-BlackCat

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

-DTard
That's not from me smart one.
As far as I know, that's a FacePunch-ism

[Stuffinator]

geez, sorry for reflecting on past events. Remind me never to do it again
Sorry, wasn't meant to be rude, but it has been said a thousand times in this thread!

Also:
Quotation is used in text to indicate the words of another speaker or writer.

source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quote)

[Boojangels]

That's not from me smart one.
As far as I know, that's a FacePunch-ism

Let's pretend you never said that.

[BlackCat]

Let's pretend you never said that.

LOLLLL

Dtard, that was a huge FAIL!

[N0sySh00ter]

Quoting yourself in a thread like this is like sticking your own dick up your own ass!
~Stuffinator.

Wow, no one else posted this.

[Deadly]

Whatever you do, don't go for that medkit by the window... oh wait, did I say that out loud?
-Deadly.

Best. Game. Ever! That was hilarious!

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHE_hgk3Zeo

[Stuffinator]

Best. Game. Ever! That was hilarious!

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHE_hgk3Zeo
Someone won't be happy to see that video reposted lol

[DTard]

LOLLLL

Dtard, that was a huge FAIL!
Not really, I don't know where the fuck it came from, the first place I ever heard it was Facepunch.

Best. Game. Ever! That was hilarious!

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHE_hgk3Zeo
Probably one of Deadly's few EPIC wins :P

[SlainPwner666]

LMAO Mark (and Deadly for saying it), you win this entire thread.

http://mrhiggins.net/algebra2/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/smile.jpg

Alright, where's my prize?

[DTard]

Alright, where's my prize?


http://www.jrkees01.com/assets/Best_Cookie-20.jpg

[Stuffinator]

That cookie looks tasty!

[Zombie Hunter]

!

You did it again

[Stuffinator]

You did it again
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[DTard]

You did it again
No you!

[hunterhunter]

OK this is getting really complicated

[N0sySh00ter]

OK this is getting really complicated.
~hunterhunter

[persnicityninja]

Come on people I leave and you guys throw pie every where JEEZE :/ well I don't know what to do.

[DTard]

Come on people I leave and you guys throw pie every where JEEZE :/ well I don't know what to do.
We do this, you should know that by now xD

[Boojangels]

xD


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool9.jpg

Imma get you

[DTard]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool9.jpg

Imma get you
You get mad by the XD not the xD :P

[Boojangels]

You get mad by the XD not the xD :P

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool1.png

I don't care. Deadpool is not pleased.

[DTard]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool1.png

I don't care. Deadpool is not pleased.
Looks like Spiderman to me >.>

[Jesus123]

Imma get you- Boojangels

[Boojangels]

Looks like Spiderman to me >.>

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool18.jpg

You're silly, this is obviously Deadpool.

[Easton Dark]

You're silly, this is obviously Deadpool.

O rly (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4024555)

[Frankie]

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.
~Boojangels

[nerVe]

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.
~Boojangels

Sounds like the opening to Dead Space.

[Boojangels]

O rly (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4024555)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/spidermanismad.jpg

Now that is Spiderman

[N0sySh00ter]

I'm writing a normal post but disguising it as a quote from me.
~Boojangles

Dude, 2 sunny d's and I'm completely knocked out.
~FilButch

[DTard]

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.
~Boojangels
This. BEST. QUOTE. EVER!

[Paradox Viper]

***
Ok, here are the new rules for this thread:

DO NOT POST SOMETHING YOU SAID
You cannot quote yourself. Please also refrain from asking people to quote you.

DON'T JUST QUOTE THE PERSON ABOVE YOUR POST
This is pointless. If you think whatever they said is memorable enough to be considered a "Quote of 411", simply point that out when you post something else.

NO GOD DAMN SPIDERMAN/DEADPOOL
Oh any such random picture stuff. Leave it for the Picture War thread or the Gentleman's Club.

POST A 411 QUOTE DAMMIT
The majority of the posts here should be memorable quotes from 411. No outside sources (especially steam chat, since we have a thread for that). Some form of link to the original quote is appreciated, but not required.
***

[Deadly]

"***
Ok, here are the new rules for this thread:

DO NOT POST SOMETHING YOU SAID
You cannot quote yourself. Please also refrain from asking people to quote you.

DON'T JUST QUOTE THE PERSON ABOVE YOUR POST
This is pointless. If you think whatever they said is memorable enough to be considered a "Quote of 411", simply point that out when you post something else.

NO GOD DAMN SPIDERMAN/DEADPOOL
Oh any such random picture stuff. Leave it for the Picture War thread or the Gentleman's Club.

POST A 411 QUOTE DAMMIT
The majority of the posts here should be memorable quotes from 411. No outside sources (especially steam chat, since we have a thread for that). Some form of link to the original quote is appreciated, but not required.
***"

- Paradox Viper

I think this is a pretty cool thread huh guys?

Someone quote me on that please.

[N0sySh00ter]

I think this is a pretty cool thread huh guys?
~Deadly

[Paradox Viper]

God fucking damn it.

[Deadly]

I'm only kidding. Viper's right, listen to the rules.

[N0sySh00ter]

Nuke the whales
~ Shrubberyjsc

[hunterhunter]

O rly (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4024555)

thanks for the new toy easton

[Deadly]

He got it from boojangels.

[persnicityninja]

Thank you Viper, much appreciated

[Jesus123]

We should touch them together to compare both of their growths and then model a function based on the results we find. For purely scientific reasons of course. - Nuttz

[hunterhunter]

Pre-mod deadly

What the hell is rule 34?

nevermind;perverts

[Deadly]

Heh heh. I remember that. How'd you find that?

[Bloodshed269]

Pre-mod deadly

I've got one of those to:

Old DeAdLy Thread (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=305)

Feast your eyes on that piece of work.

[hunterhunter]

some of our unregisted guests were lookin at it...I had a good laugh readin it too

Edit:damn

EDIT 2:invalid link

[Deadly]

Invalid thread specified. Failure

[Bloodshed269]

Seems like somebody doesn't want people to see that..........

[Deadly]

I think somebody doesn't know how to link threads. If you did it through a search it won't work by the way. Only for you.

[DTard]

My favorite quote:

10:46 PM - Deadly: epic thread deleteing spree
10:46 PM - Deadly: GOGOGO

:D

[Deadly]

I'm ashamed of any post before learning how to type, it's true.

[Bloodshed269]

I think somebody doesn't know how to link threads. If you did it through a search it won't work by the way. Only for you.

Nevermind that one.

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94

why is the website called left4dead411 is it someones birthday or something? just curious

[Stuffinator]

I lol'd

[DTard]

Ouch Deadly... Very ouch.

We all grow up though :D

I mean, shit, you were what, 13 at that point?

[one of them]

Nevermind that one.

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94

OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4068244)

[Deadly]

OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4068244)

*Cough* Yeah, that.

[DTard]

*Cough* Yeah, that.
Seriously, you were 13.
You hadn't even gone into HS if my calculations are right.

[Deadly]

I was older than that. L2count

[one of them]

I ask for a 2 year recess so the prosecution can learn to count.

[armored cow]

Haha I remember that thread! I just didn't remember it was Deadly :P

[DTard]

I was older than that. L2count
I'm going by the years.
Last I heard you were 16, but I checked, and you're 17 now.

So you were 14 at the time, just barely in HS at the most.

[Deadly]

What the hell, stalker. You "checked?" What's that supposed to mean? STALKKKERRRRR

[DTard]

What the hell, stalker. You "checked?" What's that supposed to mean? STALKKKERRRRR
Bookface. Derp.

[Deadly]

So I was right, you're a stalker.

[DTard]

So I was right, you're a stalker.
No, I just asked the FBI.

[Boojangels]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/1277590505104.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/1277589663063.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/1277590633116.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool2.pnghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpool15.jpg

[Deadly]

Damn it, quit posting deadpool!

[Boojangels]

If I post a big picture again I'll receive a party

[DTard]

Ladies and gentleman, I bring to you, the destruction, of the 411 forums.

[one of them]

Lol
awesome

[Boojangels]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/Deadpoolgameboypocketsmal.jpg

[hunterhunter]

but you'e not deth or biscuits...how is this possible

[InstantDeath]

If 8GB is not needed, Then my mom's laptop has problems. It has 137GB. Lol. 68.2GB free of 137GB.
Yup, you just said that. Right there in that post.
Seriously, wth are you talking about!?
I just face palmed so hard...
Yesterday:
Wow... My hard drive memory problem is officially over.

Just opened up 40 FRICKING GIGABYTES!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!
I have 895.5 gb <3. I did have 1 teyrabyte.

N0sySh00ter is by far the most computer proficient person on these forums. I should know, I'm a programmer.

[Stuffinator]

lol I remember that.

[OhComeOnNate]

LOL Death ftw.

[N0sySh00ter]

Lol.. I had a feeling that would be posted <3

I can create alot of st00f3rz on the computer. I sent my dad a file to scare his boss at work and it was a shutdown file ;). He opened it up and I made it so it was gonna shutdown the laptop in 1 minute. I didn't know what to put for the message under it so I just put "PHAIL". I'm more of creating files and fake viruses and popups. I can't program games or that nonsense.

[SRXSniper58]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/spidermanismad.jpg

Now that is Spiderman
NO this is Patrick

[Stuffinator]

I'm more of creating files and fake/real viruses and popups.
You, creating, real, viruses? Plz tell me more.

[Nuttz]

You, creating, real, viruses? Plz tell me more.

Don't bother, obvious lie is obvious.

[Stuffinator]

obvious lie is obvious.
I know, I just want to see how far he would go to make us believe.

[N0sySh00ter]

Did I say real virus? I meant like those fake popup viruses that make people think their real.

Big difference, let me edit that post :-)

But I can create something that can erase your whole harddrive/system32 files. If you don't believe me, I can send you it through email and you can open it and find out yourself <3?

[Boojangels]

Did I say real virus? I meant like those fake popup viruses that make people think their real.

Big difference, let me edit that post :-)

But I can create something that can erase your whole harddrive/system32 files. If you don't believe me, I can send you it through email and you can open it and find out yourself <3?

Lemme guess; a five lined .bat file. Oh boy.

[N0sySh00ter]

O MAI GAWSH U GESST IT

/caps

It's actually 1 lined <3

Still deleting your hardrive. And people fall for it.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm273/filaz123456/Untitled-20.png

[Jesus123]

Lemme guess; a five lined .bat file. Oh boy.

HE'S A REAL BOY!

/caps

[Deadly]

Your pr0nz ARE MINE! MWahahhaha

[N0sySh00ter]

For now on, I'ma talk by talking in that error box.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm273/filaz123456/Untitled-21.png

[one of them]

edit: lolfail

[Stuffinator]

But I can create something that can erase your whole harddrive/system32 files. If you don't believe me, I can send you it through email and you can open it and find out yourself <3?
Upload on rapidshare or somewhere else, I want to see it.

[Deadly]

He can make error messages using a program. OMG GUIZ

[Nuttz]

HE'S PROBABLY HACKING INTO THE FBI DATABASE RIGHT NOW! caps

[Deadly]

Nah, he can't even get into my computer if he wanted t-

[one of them]

Reminds me of Dr Windows.
You could create fake error messages that would pop up at random while other people were on the computer.

[Deadly]

Reminds me of Dr Windows.
You could create fake error messages that would pop up at random while other people were on the computer.

Gotta love April Fools day

[SRXSniper58]

amirite

Seriously, every thread someone has to say it

[N0sySh00ter]

Upload on rapidshare or somewhere else, I want to see it.


Lmao such a fail link :-)

http://rapidshare.com/files/406799376/.vbs

[Stuffinator]

Lmao such a fail link :-)

http://rapidshare.com/files/406799376/.vbs
vbs lol, I don't need to know more.

[N0sySh00ter]

Lol I was hoping somebody would download it and open the message.

The message says "MWHAHAH I WASTED YOUR TIME"

[Paradox Viper]

Back on topic, people.

[N0sySh00ter]

Here's a list of things that would improve the game immensely.


Miniguns
Flamethrowers
Super-Health, like in Doom
Halo guns
Take away snaring SI
Lasers
VS is stupid, take it out
Co-Op is stupid, take it out
Single-Player is stupid. Who plays that?
Take away all SI
Don't let anyone under the age of 20 play the game, too many kids
No women in the game, they are annoying
Take away melee timers

Add vehicles that you can run over zombies with
Rocket launchers
Lightsabers
Grenades


~Sacheverell

[Boojangels]

Back on topic, people.

~Deadly