Zombie Apocalypse Quiz

[REDSHARK]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544733

I know there's been quite a few of these, but this one gives a lot more personal conclusions

Besdies it's a new quiz altogether.

Got 76% so not bad

[Jesus123]

Pretty cool

[Zombie Hunter]

Basic Survivalist - 66%

[Jesus123]

I got 80%

[Nuttz]

75%, although I think I fucked up the reflex test because I had no idea what I was waiting for.

[KashMunni]

Three-Four Survivalist... 77%

[Zorgy]

72%. Not bad.

[one of them]

http://a.imageshack.us/img101/3121/survivalist.png
hurrah

[Crack5800]

Chances of survival- 69%

Basic Survivalist


(Really cool quiz imo)

[Deadly]

80%

And I was honest with my answers.

[nerVe]

67%

I think it lies, though. I'm better off than that.

[SlainPwner666]

82%.

Honest answers.

[InstantDeath]

Honest answers and 65% chance, I thought I was gonna do worse.

[SRXSniper58]

79%
Honest Answers
Reflex Test, I knew what was coming, was pretty obvious

[KashMunni]

"He comes from the grave. His body a home of worms and filth. No life in his eyes. No warmth of his skin. No beating of his breast. His soul as empty and dark as the night sky. He laughs at the blade. Spits at the arrow. For they will not harm his flesh. For eternity he will walk the Earth smelling the sweet blood of the living. Feasting upon the bones of the damned. Beware; for he is the living dead."

- Obscure Hindu text, cicra B.C.E.

Awesome.

[Dre]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5364/picture1xt.png (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/picture1xt.png/)

The only thing I lied about was my body type and being a lone wolf.

[Dre]

I took the test again, and I saw there was some question marks at the top, it explained all the questions. damn, i didnt know a bicycle and crow bar would be the best answers.

I got a 79% this time. this was honestly though.

I dont know About you guys, but i'd be armored up. One sure way of keeping them CLOSE encounteres from turning into a sure death situation is to armor yourself up. Keep those teeth from penetrating.

Id had mad layers of leather on, pinning on multiple layers of soda can metal. Wraping my self up with water proof materials if there an around. Man, Id think of all types of shit to keep them from biting me so easily. biting me is going to be like trying to get to the meat inside of a crab, you wont have a easy time.

[UKMD Elmo]

I work in the middle of a city, on the streets, surrounded by people...

In England, where guns are rarer than dinosaurs.

I'm pretty much done for...

74% btw.

[Paradox Viper]

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss215/Paradox_Tangent/SurvivalChance.png?t=1281910896

[Bloodshed269]

Three-Four Survivalist - 74%

Huzzah for bicycles and machetes!

[N0sySh00ter]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm273/filaz123456/Untitled-26.png

fml.

all questions were answered honestly.. as you can clearly see.

[one of them]

I think the part about the crowbar is debatable. Sure it's good for prying doors and stuff, and has practical uses besides killing zombies, but if you're surrounded by zombies the last thing I would want as a defensive weapon would be a crowbar.
I chose Machete.

[Dre]

my problems were, im chubby, i live in a big city (Jacksonville), and theres like 4 of us in this house, dont know anything about explosives, know some about gun powder though.
Id kill everybody in this house without a single thought if they got bite.

man, id be HELLA pissed in the other world if I made it that far in a zombie apocolypse only to die from a fuck-tard who aint even a zombie and was SUPPOSEDLY my team mate. Id hunt him/her for the rest of their life, if they survive.

Also, if they had a katana in that melee weapon selection id SOO select that, i got that bad boy on deck next to my screen and sharpen and ready to use.

[hunterhunter]

71%...not bad....above average..."you know alot..but you need to rethink some things and it's harder in real life-remember that."
machete 4Dwin

[UKMD Elmo]

I'd go pistol every time. I know it has limited ammunition, but that's a small price to pay. I know how to shoot straight enough, so I could plug a handful of them through the head from a safe-ish distance, while getting down and dirty with any kind of close quarters weapon means you get tired, risk getting bitten or overwhelmed, and need to hit hard and expertly to take down even a single target.

A bullet does most of the work for you.

[hunterhunter]

but the ammo thing is risky...in the event that you eventually run out of ammo...you either get some more(risky) or find another weapon(also risky)

[hunterhunter]

found another quiz

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

EDIT:thought my connection was out when i posted before this

[Boojangels]

A baseball bat and a handgun might work out great.

[Deadly]

So long as it isn't a wooden bat. I agree with one of them though, I chose machete. Crowbars are great and everything, but they lack the chopping power of a machete.

[SlainPwner666]

but the ammo thing is risky...in the event that you eventually run out of ammo...you either get some more(risky) or find another weapon(also risky)

If we are talking America here, you can literally just walk down the street and find more ammunition, not to mention that most modern pistols are made of Steel instead of Carbon Fiber, and therefore a very effective melee weapon, believe it or not. A full arm swing to the back of the head will dislocate, if not sever, the spine, and a hit to the forehead could fracture the skull, causing internal brain damage.

Melee weapons are useful, but risky. Especially a crowbar, as it has a tendency to get stuck in what you're swinging at. So even if you did kill what you hit in one swing, you have to take precious seconds digging it out of the corpse, which can lead to you getting overwhelmed.

[YuriTMND]

The great thing about the crowbar isn't bashing in zombie skulls, but showing everyone at Black Mesa that I did.

[Jub8Jub]

I got 81% honestly.

I did get some help form Max Brooks. A lot of those questions came from his books.

[nerVe]

Also, if they had a katana in that melee weapon selection id SOO select that, i got that bad boy on deck next to my screen and sharpen and ready to use.

Just curious if that's a REAL katana or a fake knock-off one.

[hunterhunter]

If there are two things we african americans don't fake..its Shoes and weapons...

[Nuttz]

The whole crowbar thing is pretty ridiculous, even if you run out of ammo for the handgun then you can easily find a melee weapon to replace it.

[UKMD Elmo]

The whole crowbar thing is pretty ridiculous, even if you run out of ammo for the handgun then you can easily find a melee weapon to replace it.

Word up. If you're relying on any kind of a stick to keep you alive from a seething mass of unstoppable flesh eating cadavers, you're done for.

Pistol every time. At least you get to kill the first few easily enough.

[KashMunni]

I agree, I was kind of hard-pressed not to choose the pistol, but, I knew what the quiz was asking, so I just went for the dumb machete.

On the second quiz, I got an A for my physical rating, and a B on my mental rating, all questions answered honestly, of course. For experience, I got a C, and emotional an F.

Dr.Bizmoe said "

-The physical strain of survival would only be a slight strain for you.

-Perhaps a little study wouldn't hurt. Your mental fortitude is above average, but can still be improved.

- You don't necessarily know a lot. You have basic mainstream knowledge of zombies and outbreaks.

- Your mantra is, 'numbness is the path to survival.' "

Overall: Z+

Doesn't seem hard to get that score.

[Crack5800]

I got a Z+ on the other zombie quiz, though I found some of those questions confusing and almost impossible to choose correctly.

It said it would take a nuclear holocaust to remove me from the face of the Earth and zombies didn't stand a chance, lol.

[nerVe]

If there are two things we african americans don't fake..its Shoes and weapons...
You can say black people, I won't be offended.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

I would.

70% on the first quiz, all answered honestly of course.

For the second quiz I got a B for physical and a C for mental. With an overall of Z+.

[Deadly]

The second quiz I got a B for physical, C for mental, C for experience, and F for emotional.
Z+ overall.

It seems everyone has gotten a Z+

[UKMD Elmo]

You can say black people, I won't be offended.

Ahhh, but not all black people are African Americans!

Damned Americans...

[Deadly]

That's the issue I have with that. They (racist black people) prefer to be called African American, but if you call a Haitian that they get all angry. Apparently it's racist now to describe someone by their color. Wait, I'm off topic

[nerVe]

Wait, I'm off topic

What else is new?

OT:
"Do you get bored easily?"
1. I'm always finding new things to do.
2. I have ADD
3. I can keep myself busy.

Aren't 1 and 3 pretty much the same thing?

"The safety on a gun is usually located..."
1. on the weapon's grip. (No)
2. near the trigger. (Yes, assault rifles.)
3. near the sights. (Yes, pistols.)

Technically, there are two right answers.

I scored:

Physical: A
Mental: A
Experience: A
Emotional: F (What the...?)
Overall: Z+

[Deadly]

I think F for emotional is good. But maybe I read it wrong.

[YuriTMND]

Can't be too emotional in a zombie apocalypse.

[Nuttz]

"The safety on a gun is usually located..."
1. on the weapon's grip. (No)
2. near the trigger. (Yes, assault rifles.)
3. near the sights. (Yes, pistols.)

Technically, there are two right answers.

Hey guys check out my massive dick.

[nerVe]

Actually, the more I thought about it, yesterday, it all depends on the type of saftey. Springfield XD's have safeties all over them (grip, trigger, slide).

So technically, all three of those answers would be valid.

[Dre]

Just curious if that's a REAL katana or a fake knock-off one.
by fake or real.......what do you actually mean??? like is it made with metal or plastic or something???

or are you talking about a name brand or something???

I really dont know, I got it at a pawn shop. it cuts through meat and bone with almost no resistance and ive cut some thick tree branches(bout 1-2 inches thick) and it didnt get damaged. So thats all that matters. As long as I can cut a few mothafuckas up and not damage my shit, i dont care if its fake or real.

[nerVe]

Then it is not a fake, but I'm not sure what kind of quality it is. How much did you pay for it. Just kinda curious.

Fake ones are under $100 and fall apart if you try to cut something. Basically just "show" blades.

[Dre]

Then it is not a fake, but I'm not sure what kind of quality it is. How much did you pay for it. Just kinda curious.

Fake ones are under $100 and fall apart if you try to cut something. Basically just "show" blades.

actually I paid a little over 150 I believe. they has some that cost like 200 and 300, but that one I got was the cheapest they had. I just wanted something to do some training with. cut apart watermelons and stuff in the backyard and practice swinging it the correct way and getting used to its weight. its quite heavy too. and the shealth is heavy too, carrying both is like 4-5 pounds together.

On the second test I got a
Physical: B
Mental: B
Experience: B
Emotional: F
Z+

[Jub8Jub]

The second test I got.
physical: B
Mental: B
Experience: A
Emotional: F
Overall: Z+

Same with the other test, the question sound like they come from Max Brooks books.

[hunterhunter]

why is everyone getting emotional F's....the lowest i got was a D

[armored cow]

F is good.

[Dre]

why is everyone getting emotional F's....the lowest i got was a D

because we're fucking HARDCORE SON!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

which this shit, you'll be so hardcore you'll be killing zombies with your TURBOPUNS!!

zombies cant catch you because youll be running FASTER THAN LIGHTING!!!

[YuriTMND]

LIKE A KENYAN /caps