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blah
08-21-2010, 12:59 AM
Boobs, douche bags, piranhas, hot chicks, people getting shredded to pieces and large amounts of blood?

I read the reviews, and it actually sounds good. :O I'm not much of a fan of 3-D, but if the movie does it right... I'll give it soemthing.
Deadly
08-21-2010, 01:01 AM
Not sure if troll
REDSHARK
08-21-2010, 01:02 AM
Is it the same movie made 10-20 years ago?
blah
08-21-2010, 01:04 AM
I don't think so, I read it was based on the same concepts, but the movie is different.
blah
08-21-2010, 01:05 AM
And I ain't trollling. This movie seroiusly looks good

DOUBLE POST (now thats a troll)
InstantDeath
08-21-2010, 01:06 AM
I honestly think it looks bad, I'll wait until the reviews before I see it.
REDSHARK
08-21-2010, 01:07 AM
probably'll see it
Stuffinator
08-21-2010, 02:47 AM
link or gtfo, I'm too lazy to google.
Bloodshed269
08-21-2010, 07:10 AM
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/piranha-3-d

Metacritic: 53

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/piranha_3d/

Rotten Tomatoes: 81%
Easton Dark
08-21-2010, 09:52 AM
I want to know why they don't just stay out of the water.
blah
08-21-2010, 11:52 AM
All douchebag college students on spring break... duh!
SlainPwner666
08-21-2010, 12:02 PM
I want to know why they don't just stay out of the water.
When you think about it, 80% or so of horror movies would be over in 10 minutes if the stars weren't such blithering idiots.

There's even a movie about a killer BED. That's right, a killer bed. Here's the catch, you have to lay down on it to get eaten. So WHY do people keep on coming back to the house, looking for their lost [eaten] friends, and getting tired?
Stuffinator
08-21-2010, 01:10 PM
And on the other hand, it's just realistic. Because in reality you would think "yeah of course" if someone would show up with a megaphone on spring break saying "blablabla go home it's dangerous here."
Jesus123
08-21-2010, 01:20 PM
When you think about it, 80% or so of horror movies would be over in 10 minutes if the stars weren't such blithering idiots.

There's even a movie about a killer BED. That's right, a killer bed. Here's the catch, you have to lay down on it to get eaten. So WHY do people keep on coming back to the house, looking for their lost [eaten] friends, and getting tired?

Because taking a nap after searching through a creepy house for several hours, is exactly what you need to keep going.
one of them
08-21-2010, 03:03 PM
I want to know why they don't just stay out of the water.

Ever seen Jaws?
Stuffinator
08-21-2010, 03:32 PM
Yeah this whole "I'm gonna go party in the water until I get eaten by something" gets old.
blah
08-21-2010, 03:38 PM
Not really, you got a bunch of drunk college students on boats and stuff in the middle of the lake, full of piranhas that they didn't know about....

THE MOVIE ISN'T ABOUT PLOT! IT'S ABOUT BLOOD, GORE, APPENDAGES, CGI PIRANHAS, AND FULL FRONTAL NUDITY! DUH! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A COMEDY HORRORMOVIE.
Easton Dark
08-21-2010, 06:09 PM
Ever seen Jaws?

I havn't actually.
SlainPwner666
08-21-2010, 06:10 PM
I havn't actually.

If you belong to Netflix, you can watch it online instantly for free.

Watch Instantly > Horror > Creature Features

I highly recommend it, it's a great flick, even when compared to today.
nerVe
08-21-2010, 06:24 PM
Meh, no thanks.
odj
08-22-2010, 03:44 PM
Totally hilarious gruesome horror. I laughed I cringed and gagged. 8/10
blah
08-22-2010, 07:56 PM
Dang, I was going to see it last night, but something came up. I'm gona watch it next weekend...

I WANT BLOOD!

How blloody is it?
odj
08-24-2010, 06:57 AM
Dang, I was going to see it last night, but something came up. I'm gona watch it next weekend...

I WANT BLOOD!

How blloody is it?

You know Saving Private Ryans opening scene? There is one sequence just as bloody and gross as that.
Nuttz
08-24-2010, 07:00 AM
But it doesn't have tits.
one of them
08-24-2010, 05:00 PM
Hmm..
I heard women shake their boobs in three dimensions in this movie.
Stuffinator
08-25-2010, 02:18 AM
Reason enough to watch it.
Easton Dark
08-25-2010, 02:53 PM
Reason enough to watch it.

You get enough tits in your advertising.

/inb4there'sneverenoughtits
Bill_the_nonchalant
08-25-2010, 03:43 PM
That's why I liked "The Host", although it was a water monster it could walk on land. And no one went into the water.
Easton Dark
08-25-2010, 05:39 PM
Creature from the Black Lagoon is slightly more scary than any modern horror films. He was sneaky, could swim silently, and crept up on people.

You mean Creature from the african american Lagoon
blah
08-25-2010, 10:47 PM
That's why I liked "The Host", although it was a water monster it could walk on land. And no one went into the water.

Korean Movies.. .YES