Movie quote time kids!

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Ok, mainly because i'm bored fricking rigid, what's you fav movie quotes.

I'll start:

"100,000 sperm, and you swam the fastest?" - Vertical Limit

"You cock-juggling thundercunt!" Hannibal King - Blade Trinity

[AzH]

Mine, would by Bricktop from Snatch:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[Odds_Bodkins]

Hmmm so many.....(well to be honest some are more dialogue more than single quotes :P )

The Crow

Eric Draven: Guess, it's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh Skank?
Skank: I'm not Skank.
[turns his head to the side]
Skank: That's Skank right there. Skank's dead.
Eric Draven: That's right.
[Eric pitches Skank headfirst through a window]

Pulp Fiction

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!

Just too many in this film!

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Again, too many but here's a couple...(best I leave some for Shrubbery! :P)

French Guard/Knight - You're mother was a hamster & your father smells of Elderberries!!

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Life of Brian

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!

Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

Thats all for now - hometime!

[daleluck1313]

Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End

Jack: "Wait a second, you wanted me back for your bonny lass, you wanted me back for the Brethren Court, and you got me back for your ship - is there anyone who wanted me back just because they missed me?"

*a few steadily put there hands up*

Jack: "I think I'll go stand over there with them."

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

T2 : hastala vista(!) baby!
apoclypse now : sniffs..... i love the smell of napalm in te morning..
dawn of the dead remake : thats a twister!! shoot it again!!
full metal jacket: is that you?? jhon wanye?
monster man : roooooseeee buttooon ( he says while talking about cunts, they see a hot chick.... then he shouting it to her )

saw: i want to play a game whit you...

and last but not least... PoC: hello pupet!

[Eddy_of_the_dead]

o, no wait!!
six sense: i see dead people...

[Master_Bungle]

Anchorman (It had to come out at some point)
Brick: I hear their menstruation attracts bears.
Brian: Great, you here that? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station at jeopardy.

The Mighty Boosh (I know it's not a film but...)
The Hitcher: How about I give you no money, and if you don't like that transaction, I'll jab you in the gums with my screw driver!

[KashMunni]

Hm..

Half Baked

-"You said you bought Mary Jane a pearl neckless!"

-"You obviously didn't get the point of that joke.."

[asu]

the best movie ever made:
SPACEBALLS



Helmet:"What the hell am I lookin' at? When does this happen in the movie?"
Sandurz:"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now."
Helmet:"What happened to then?"
Sandurz:"We passed it."
Helmet:"When?"
Sandurz:"Just now. We're at now, now."
Helmet:"Go back to then."
Sandurz:"When?"
Helmet: "Now."
Sandurz:"Now?"
Helmet:"Now!"
Sandurz:"I can't."
Helmet:"Why?"
Sandurz:"We missed it."
Helmet:"When?"
Sandurz:"Just now."
Helmet:"When will then be now?"
Sandurz:"Soon."
Helmet:"How soon?"
Soldier:"Sir!"
Helmet:"What?"
Soldier:"We've identified their location!"
Helmet:"Where?"
Soldier:"It's the moon of Vega."
Sandurz:"Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival!"
Helmet:"When?"
Soldier:"Nineteen hundred hours, sir!"
Sandurz:"By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!"
Helmet:"Whoooooo?!"

see it here (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60)

[Puscifer]

"Get to da choppaaaaaaaaa!"

[KashMunni]

"Get to da choppaaaaaaaaa!"


lol

[No Shelter]

dawn of the dead remake : thats a twister!! shoot it again!!

Do you mean, "Its a twitcher!"

[hooray for zombies]

Just about every line spoken by SSgt Dignam in 'The Departed'

notable examples:

"My policy with Feds is to treat them like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

and:

Captain Queenan: Work hard and you'll rise fast.
Dignam: Yeah, like a ten year-olds dick.

[Sikboy1029]

Shaun of the Dead

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

[POTTENI]

Day of the dead (remake)

"It's a bad day to be a zombie!"

Ha ha, god i hope that movie never comes out.

[Deadly]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

tradition to watch this movie every christmas, here is the best quote ever!

what happened is, instead of a christmas bonus this year that he was going to put in a pool with, he doesn't get a bonus so he gets mad at his boss in front of his family

NOTE: bad language (kinda)

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[dontleave]

I don't see peoples fascination with Space Balls. But it was on on Spike TV just a while ago, and think I watched (but didn't finish) it for the dozenth time.

There's a "Day" of the Dead? Didn't know that...

Since I expected this to be a movie quote game, where someone says a quote and the other names the movie. And if he gets it correct they start with another quote... I'm going to have you guess where this is from, albeit it's quite obvious...

"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks."

[Uz3r013]

Shaun of the Dead.
"as Burtrum Russel once said, The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation, I think we can all appreiate the relivance of that now."

Dawn of the Dead.
"oh Rosey o donald, tell him to shoot Rosie o donald"
"yeah Rosie"
"nah give him sumthing hard"

Blade Trinity
*3 dogs show up*
"F*** me"
*3 dogs show vampire feeder mouths off*
"f*** me sideways"

Tremors 2
"i am completely out of ammo"
pause
"thats never happen to me before..."

Evolution
"no sex?"
"no time for sex"
"bummer"

Aqua Teen Hunger FOrce Colon Movie for theartres
MC pee pants "hey u call me?"
Frylock "i guess we did, huh meatwad"
Meatwad " you tryin to get you sum fly honeys? cause u a fly."
Mc Pee Pants" ahh for real, mutherF***er changed me again didnt he. Ah muther f***er, Satan is a mutherF***er."
Mc Pee Pants "hey man you gunna eat that?"
Meatwad "that theres a dog turd"
MC PEE PANTS sucks on the turd*
mc pee pants "ahh man i love me some dog turd"
Mc pee pants sucks on it again*
mc pee pants "this is delicious"
"hey! why the hell do i like me sum dog turd!"

[tripp36]

RVB.

"oh fuck berries.."

and

tmnt 2

April O'Neil: Let me get you guys some napkins.
Michaelangelo: What for?

tmnt

Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

and one more

Fight club


Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[tripp36]

Tremors 2
"i am completely out of ammo"
pause
"thats never happen to me before..."


i love that one!!!!

[Ayrehead]

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

[POTTENI]

"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks."

Forrest Gump, right?

[Shrubberyjsc]

Haha.

*Insert every line of Monty Python here*

Done.

=)

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Spaced, the Robot Club ep:

First rule of Robot Club, you do not talk about Robot Club!

Second rule of Robot Club, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT .... oh wait, no, the second rule is no smoking.