View Full Version : If a zombie knocked on your door....
Would you invite him in for a cup of tea?
Teknobry
01-17-2008, 01:13 AM
Are we talking angelina jolie zombie? If so... ;-)
tp500
01-17-2008, 01:18 AM
Well, I have thought this through, first Id MAKE SURE he was a zombie, and then grab an aluminum bat and go to town. Cause it's just one. No biggy.
Are we talking angelina jolie zombie? If so... ;-)
The clue was in 'him'. So no, it's not Angelina.
darksora2323
01-17-2008, 02:11 AM
Are we talking angelina jolie zombie? If so... ;-)
EWW
how bout Jessica Alba
http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg (http://www.purpleglitter.com/myspace/hotties/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-5.jpg)
how bout Jessica Alba
I'd fuck that even if she was my sister.
Teknobry
01-17-2008, 04:34 AM
The clue was in 'him'. So no, it's not Angelina.
Wishful thinking :(
dontleave
01-17-2008, 04:37 AM
I'd fuck that even if she was my sister.
Especially.
I have a deja vú... didnīt we already have this angelina-zombie vs. jessica-zombie thread?!
o_O
Eddy_of_the_dead
01-17-2008, 07:36 AM
dunno
ill give the zombie cookies and let him sleep whit the dog.... if he eats my dog.... ill trow em for......the fish
Asura
01-17-2008, 09:10 AM
"Oh hi!"
"Are you ok??"
"BRAINS!"
"AAAAAAGH!"
"Brains x 2"
And so zombie apocalypse begun....
arsis
01-17-2008, 09:29 AM
id open the door and blast him to pieces with buckshot.
if it were in l4d id blast straight through the door, but not in real life, i need my doors :-]
Hero_Kenshi
01-21-2008, 03:40 PM
id let him turn my sis into a zombie then take them to a hole pack of humans and let them loose, so then i can play l4d in real life =D, no more stupid waiting!
Mustacio
01-21-2008, 06:51 PM
well if he knocked politely.
josko
01-25-2008, 08:21 AM
He would be my Zombie buddy and would eat everybody who is mean to me ;(
Yeah. That's a real buddy. ;D
Evilferret
01-25-2008, 09:06 AM
Yup he would be a zombie pet...if he didnt lisen ill just beat him. Or make him eat a vegie!
Kilvoctu
01-25-2008, 09:57 AM
A zombie knocking on my door? Unlikely, not with me driving around the country in my huge armored vehicle, Land of the Dead style.
Oh, I take it this is still a normal world scenario. I'd definitely not open the door for someone who looks so...decomposed.
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