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REDSHARK
07-24-2011, 04:33 AM
Brothers and Sisters.

I stand before you today to spread the wisdom and judgement of Lord Inglip.

He who gives direction and provides answers for us to endure hardships, thrive in peace and give us purpose in neutral tranquility.

I invite you all to prove yourself before Lord Inglip, to atone for sins and to follow his will without question or doubt.

http://www.churchofinglip.com

Carry out his holy will. For your soul shall be lifted out of the darkness and into his light.

Stand with me Gropagas.

Place thy hand on the Weedaula and see your quest to the end of either it, or your mortal life.

Boojangels
07-24-2011, 04:44 AM
Sounds fucking dumb.

REDSHARK
07-24-2011, 05:16 AM
Blasphemer! Begone before the Gooster may feast on your entrails.

Jesus123
07-24-2011, 07:20 AM
Sounds fucking dumb.

Coming from a Texan

hunterhunter
07-24-2011, 09:06 AM
Coming from a Texan

hey ass hole....

Kenny
07-24-2011, 09:42 AM
Yeah, no.