Fun forum game

[lawlhat]

I wish I could configure my sound on windows vista (or knew how to)


Granted, but doing so causes every other part of your computer to melt.

I wish wishes could wish for wishes...uhh to wish.

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Make a whish ^
Granted.

I wish I had the chance to meet Mike Booth and all the creators of L4D and all of the Half-Lifes to Congradulate them on there Epic wins! ( and to play some L4D!)

[Infest0125]

I wish there would be no idiot people playing L4D...is that to much to ask for???? lol

Granted, you aren't allowed to play it.

I wish people wouldn't flame me for granting a wish made that long ago.

[lawlhat]

I wish people wouldn't flame me for granting a wish made that long ago.


Granted, but people flame you for every other post you make.

I wish I had a boat

[Zombie1994]

i wish i would buy the first left 4 dead copy

[AreUstillThere]

i wish i would buy the first left 4 dead copy

Granted, but someone mugs you on the way home, Shoulda bought it off steam!

I wish I could have a zombie tea party!

[lawlhat]

I wish I could have a zombie tea party!

Granted, but the zombies eat you.

I wish I had no homework this week.

[noobishcake]

granted, but then your computer explodes and now you have nothing to do and end up asking for homework

i wish i could jump really high.rofl

[Legend]

i wish i could jump really high.rofl


Granted you can jump high, but your legs cant take the impact and both break simultaneously, leaving you to rot and die in some random location you jumped to >=D~

I wish, i wish, i was a fish =P

[noobishcake]

granted, but you get eaten by a giant whale

i wish my 12th nov would come really fast cause i'm having o'levels now and want it to end really fast

(btw im in singapore)

[lawlhat]

I wish, i wish, i was a fish =P

Granted, but you're on land so you choke to death.

I wish I could cook decently.

[noobishcake]

granted, but you left the stove on and burn to death

same wish as before

[lawlhat]

i wish my 12th nov would come really fast cause i'm having o'levels now and want it to end really fast

Granted, but Singapore burns to the ground in a massive fire involving you and running to class, or maybe it was that propane tank. Whatever.

I wish Far Cry 2 came out on the release date on Steam.

(It releases tomorrow, but the steam version comes out 2 days from now)

[Thor-axe]

I wish Far Cry 2 came out on the release date on Steam

Granted, but the file will be so bugged it will destroy you PC in a firey explosion of death and destruction.

I wish....

[Quietshow]

I wish....

Granted, but you can wish in one hand and crap in the other. We'll just see which one gets filled first.

I wish I didn't have poor vision.

[DangerWillRobinson]

I wish I didn't have poor vision.


Granted, now you have no vision for whining.

I wish I had a pair of red socks with a tag on them that reads:

This pair of socks is not to be tainted or disfigured in any way shape or form by the verbal act of a member of the L4D411 forum. With that said, these socks are completely safe.

[Thor-axe]

Make a wish biatch!

[link30020]

I wish I had a pair of red socks with a tag on them that reads:

This pair of socks is not to be tainted or disfigured in any way shape or form by the verbal act of a member of the L4D411 forum. With that said, these socks are completely safe.

sure your socks are fine, just to small to fit.

I wish this wish would wish it's wishingness was a wished wish.

[lawlhat]

I wish this wish would wish it's wishingness was a wished wish.

Granted, but then it unwishes itself.

I wish I liked my English teacher.

[XlansteelX]

I wish I liked my English teacher.

Your wish is granted, but it turns out you like him too much and engage in homosexual foreplay later to give birth to his alien child

I wish I could be that alien child.

[Z2ato]

I wish I could be that alien child.

Granted you are and that's pretty fucked up

I wish I had a better alarm clock.

[link30020]

Granted, but the alarm is so loud you go deaf the first time you use it

I wish that I had a zombie made out of cheese!

[LastZombieStanding]

Granted, But Its still wanting your brains...also its has super powers...


I wish I could be immortal

[Dre]

Granted, But Its still wanting your brains...also its has super powers...


I wish I could be immortal


grated, but, at that cost, one arm and leg will be removed, and now your cripple for entirety.

i wish someone would.............
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Husleman/givechezzeburge128633294634513420.jpg

[LastZombieStanding]

Granted, but its also made out of zombie flesh which infects you...


I wish new 360 games cost $30.00

[Crack5800]

I wish new 360 games cost $30.00
Granted, but the games are now crap b/c they are so cheap...

I wish i had something to eat....

[Deadly]

I wish new 360 games cost $30.00

Granted but, like EA games, they are unfinished.


I wish I could fly.

[Funky Biscuits]

I wish I could fly.
You can fly but you cant go past Mach 1 or you die

[LastZombieStanding]

I wish i could break dance

[Zombie1994]

I wish i could break dance


u can break dance but only when the sun is shining on you

i wish i could have 100000000000000000000000000000000 Dr. Peppers

[Crack5800]

i wish i could have 100000000000000000000000000000000 Dr. Peppers
granted..but you die from Diabetes

I wish L4D was out now =/

[EnDc gotosleep]

I wish L4D was out now =/

Granted but it's not finished.

I wish I could sing like Nick Pitera.

[Deadly]

I wish I could sing like Nick Pitera.
Granted, you suck

I wish school didn't exist and you know everything there is to know as soon as you're born, or through supplements

[EnDc gotosleep]

I wish school didn't exist and you know everything there is to know as soon as you're born, or through supplements


Granted, babies fucking revolt and form their own army, they then take over the world and kill everyone because of their rising numbers. So in the end, you suck for making that wish.

I wish I didn't suck.

[Deadly]

I wish I didn't suck.
Granted, you blow.

I wish I was having pasta for dinner.....oh wait.

[REDSHARK_]

granted, too bad i broke int oyour house and ate it :D

I wish I could find my nemisis bluedolphin

[REDSHARK_]

granted you do, and your're dead sexy

[REDSHARK_]

why thank you

I wish everyone would twitch in jealousy (and probably beat me up) since L4D comes out on my birthday :)

[XlansteelX]

why thank you

I wish everyone would twitch in jealousy (and probably beat me up) since L4D comes out on my birthday :)

(Off Topic) well that's better than mine it's on the 19th... and I have a 360... I don't have 360 that day because of update ffs.... -_- (facepalm)

Meh, I wish I had a bucket of KFC and that Xbox live experience was updated on the 17th.

[REDSHARK_]

granted, the colonel appears out of the KFC bucket and rapes you... he also eats the chicken... and steals your 360, but ronald McDonald comes and saves you by shooting the colonel with a hollow point... then HE starts raping you

:D

I wish i didn't have a sick mind like that :(

[Infest0125]

I wish i didn't have a sick mind like that :(

Granted, you have a disturbing mind.

I wish I could do my bio lab paper easily without cheating.

[lawlhat]

I wish I could do my bio lab paper easily without cheating.

Granted, it's easy, but then you realize it's for your last bio lab.

I wish wishes were fishes,

[drewmonster]

Granted, it's easy, but then you realize it's for your last bio lab.
*cough*ask a question*cough*

[REDSHARK_]

I wish wishes were fishes

granted, yours happens to be a ferocious piranha whcih eats ur face :D

I wish dead space was 1st person, not 3rd, so i might consider buying it

[Zombie Slayer]

granted, yours happens to be a ferocious piranha whcih eats ur face :D

I wish dead space was 1st person, not 3rd, so i might consider buying it
Granted but instead of it being the best game ever the screen turns dark f and your LCD randomley blows up and kills you


I wish Left 4 Dead was a porno (I am jk but reply *lol*)

[REDSHARK_]

wish granted, you sick FUCK. Zoey gets gang raped on numerous occasions... Some people are just wrong

I wish my beastiality subscription didn't expire :D

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted, but i pray to god you dont live anywhere near me.

I wish this game had a couple of more guns

[REDSHARK_]

granted, too bad they dont have any triggers or ammo

I wish i could go back in time and not fuck up my english exam :P

[MP_Specter]

Granted, but you getting an A results in you being hired as a bio-chemist, who invents the largest nuclear bomb ever and eventually destroys the world. (Yeah, you get hired into chemistry from an English exam.)

I wish Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway was good.

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted to bad it accidently gets erased so they just whip up some crap in 10 minutes and ship that off to the stores.

I wish that I could play with people who arent annoying as hell on xbox live.

[MP_Specter]

Granted, but they use their cool and witty charm to lure you into their neighborhood, and give it to you up the butt till you bleed. (Not graphic enough?)

I wish homework wasn't so homosexual.

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted, too bad you become attracted to the homework, and your are found banging every school book you have on your teachers, and then are sent to mental ward where you jerk off to The Borders catalog.

I wish little kids on xbl would shut the hell and admit it when when i epicly burn them

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

granted, but now they can all beat you.

I wish Games were more artistic.

[Dead Fish]

I wish Games were more artistic.

Granted, but they are not fun anymore.

I wish games were more fun.

[TZeeR]

I wish games were more fun.

You wish has been granted but they cost $500 each.

I wish left 4 dead would come out now!

A side note:
After 5 months you guys are still playing this game? Wow, i'd like to see what your like with Left 4 dead then :)

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted to be bad I kill u today

I wish i could legally slap a girl i kno

[KingKon21]

wtf, this is still up? im impressed.

[REDSHARK_]

I wish i could legally slap a girl i kno

granted, next you act like this kid when you play cs

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8YR3n5HY1f0

[xBalla4life23x]

granted, next you act like this kid when you play cs

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8YR3n5HY1f0

Lmao hahahaha dude u can hes a 8 year old kid from the burbs, Holla holla get dolla wtf? he prolly gets an allowance.

[lawlhat]

granted, next you act like this kid when you play cs

Make a wish.

[xBalla4life23x]

ill make a wish, I wish the chappelle show came back on tv

[masterblaze0]

Granted. Rick James jokes are not funny.

I wish I had a fu-

[Dead Fish]

I wish I had a fu-

Granted. You have some fudge.

I wish I had the flamethrower perk in the CoD beta!

[Shocker05]

I wish I had the flamethrower perk in the CoD beta!

Granted, someone shoots the gaz can and you die from the intense blaze.

I wish I got paid sooner so I can pre-order left4dead >.<

[degeneration]

Definitly the longest topic EVER!

[drewmonster]

I wish I got paid sooner so I can pre-order left4dead >.<
granted, but your boss is a dick and gave you monopoly money

i wish the creepy girl stalking me would stop

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted but it truns out to be your mom and shes waiting for you at home.

I wish I could decide between these 3 girls but I cant

[Infest0125]

I wish I could decide between these 3 girls but I cant

Granted, you pick the hottest one but shes a shallow stupid bitch.

I wish the L4D demo would come sooner!!

[REDSHARK_]

granted, it comes out and it has 4 minutes of mike booth yelling at an valve games representative because they told him no demo

I wish my house wasn't egged last night :P

[DudeWheresMyRifle]

granted, but youll get get egged agian sooner or later [lol]

i wish i was playing left4dead right now with some buddys of mine and i was bill...

[Infest0125]

i wish i was playing left4dead right now with some buddys of mine and i was bill...

Granted, your name is legally changed to bill in a new drinking game called &quot;Left 4 Dead&quot;.

I wish I didn't have to wake up any earlier than 9 tommorow >=/

[KashMunni]

Granted. You wake up as soon as you start playing. It was just a dream.

I wish for lots of candy.

I wish I didn't have to wake up any earlier than 9 tommorow >=/

Granted. You have to wake up at 9:01 AM.

I wish for more candy.

[xBalla4life23x]

Granted. Too bad it is all poisened and u die.

I wish to go tping tommorow nite

[lawlhat]

I wish to go tping tommorow nite


Granted, but then you get caught by the cops for vandalism

I wish people liked Far Cry 2

[REDSHARK_]

granted, but they like it for the wrong reasons, as in the like hating it.

I wish this thread came back to life and reached the highest possible ammount of pages a thread can reach

together we can create TEH SUPA THREAD :D

[Supremacy]

Wish granted, the thread is a ZOMBIE!

I wish L4D could be released immediately.

[Egmo33]

Grant L4D is a cover name for an immuno-depressent virus

I wish that I could dance better than young Michael Jackson

[fettlink]

Wish granted but you'll get lost in Neverland.

I wish I can play L4D from AI Director perspective.

[Supremacy]

I wish I can play L4D from AI Director perspective.

Granted, but everybody will complain because the game is too easy. xD

I wish that I can kill someone and get away with it.

[fettlink]

Granted, but you will die from serious depression including nightmares , regrets and seeing your victim everywhere.

I wish this isn't our reality.

[masterblaze0]

Granted, but it's the Matrix and Neo doesn't exist somehow.

I wish I had no life.

[caboos]

wish granted... your on a gaming forum....


i wish i could make pedobear appear at will.

[osiris292]

granted but he suddenly takes a liking to you and rapes you constantly.

I wish I could play left 4 dead at work and not actually do any work all day and still get paid for it with no questions asked!

[Hammy]

granted but your copy of L4d breaks and every time you try to play you can only play with 10 year old noobs

I wish I could sleep with Zoey...

[Shocker05]

I wish I could sleep with Zoey...

Granted, but a hunter jumps on you and tears you apart.

I wish I had 1million $

[Infest0125]

Granted. It's all in Monopoly dollars.

I wish the bots in Left 4 Dead were not such idiots.

[mazouth]

Granted. They are actually human noobs connected all over the world.

I wish the SDK was out

[Infest0125]

Granted. It comes out too early, and there are so many bugs that it causes your computer to crash.

I wish it was Xmas so I could have my new gaming laptop already :(

[mazouth]

Granted. But a drunk friend boomer-bile on it and the screen becomes useless.

I wish I knew how to kill the one that has no life.

[Sikkyu]

granted but you realize your the one with no life, so you kill yourself

I wish could dodge bullets

[Infest0125]

Granted, but you can't dodge arrows and get hit by one and die.

I wish people would learn to play Left 4 Dead before jumping to expert or versus.

[mazouth]

Granted, now they act noob on purpose.

I wish we could have some new campaigns already

[Halfeatendonkey]

Granted, its un-textured and only includes 1 small room.

I wish they would release a major patch which fixed a shitload of bugs.

[mazouth]

Granted but the orginal campaigns were all replaced by the new one...

I wish L4d a long life

[Sikkyu]

Granted it lives so long that your children grow up playing and valve makes so much money they end up becoming the combine and take over the world

I wish the US goverment wasn't so stupid and hipocritical.

[mazouth]

granted, they know fake it, to have greater control.

Now that eminem saw the witch, I wish he could give us his impression about the tank.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

granted, but Eminem IS the tank and destroys everything while spreading the RAGE virus all over the world.

I wish there was a true abstract sandbox game that had millions of logic systems interacting with each other.

[iKissedABoomer]

Granted, you get an actual sandbox


I wish i had caek!

[Sikkyu]

Granted but you realize after waiting for days that the caek was a lie

I wish for a pet velociraptor

[DeAdPeAcE]

Your wish has been granted, but your velociraptor grows up and eats you!

I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen and i had enough guns to support myself and some others

[mazouth]

granted, unfortunately you have no ammo.

I wish more people play l4d with mic

[Infest0125]

Granted, but they're all 8 year olds who mic spam.

I wish it was Winter Break.

[Slitka]

Granted, but it snows so hard that your roof caves in and now you homeless.

I wish for a unlimited wishes that can never have anything go wrong with them.

[DethPenguin]

Granted, everything turned out better than you expected. You then die on a completely unrelated matter.

I wish I had some pants to put on.

[Cyruz]

Granted, but there is a hole at the back of the pants and it says Entrance here.

I wish i was the strongest man in the world

[Terrox]

Grantet, exept that every woman is stronger than you

i wish i got a friendly zombie for christmas

[caboos]

i wish i got a friendly zombie for christmas
wish granted, but the constant smell of rotting flesh eventlully chokes you and your family yo death,

i wish for pecan pie

[Shocker05]

i wish for pecan pie

Granted, suddenly someone wished for your pecan pie....and it was replaced with a boomer

I wish for Caboos pecan pie

[Bobic]

Granted, but you are now deadly allergic to it.

I wish that my wish was corrupted >:D

[Cyruz]

Granted, but your wish was so corrupt it turned you into a pig.

I wish i was the best of everything and could live forever

[osiris292]

granted but you out live every friend and family member you have and spend eternity feeling sad and alone.

I wish i could get the crownd acheivement and f*ckwits would stop treating the witch like another random infected!

[lawlhat]

I wish i could get the crownd acheivement and f*ckwits would stop treating the witch like another random infected!


Granted, but you jizz in your pants.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

[OneKplus337]

Your wish is granted but the turtle only has 2 legs and cant move.

I wish American Dad was funny...

[Slitka]

Granted, but you jizz in your pants.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

now, back on subject lol

I wish American Dad was funny..
Granted, but it was canceled the next day\


I wish that LOST season 5 would come on now.

[Bobic]

I wish that LOST season 5 would come on now.

It does, but now that is the only thing on all channels, lost season five episodes forever :O

I wish my computer could run crysis ;[

[one of them]

I wish my computer could run crysis ;[
Granted. Your computer runs crysis, but it doesn't run anything else.

[Slitka]

Granted because.....well because you had no wish lol

I wish for unlimited money

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but its monopoly money

I wish for a genie lamp

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

granted, but the genie forces you to play crysis forever.

I wish for a fish.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Granted, but it's hot pink and clashes with your outfit.

I wish to make love to Leslie Feist.

[Wigglesthejawa]

Granted, but it's hot pink and clashes with your outfit.

I wish to make love to Leslie Feist.

Granted but you receive every STD known to man and die the next day.

I wish to unsee the Star Wars Clone Wars CGI film

[one of them]

I wish to unsee the Star Wars Clone Wars CGI film
Granted. You instead see Star Wars: The Clone Wars Stick-figure Porno.

I wish I was president of the United States.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Granted but you receive every STD known to man and die the next day.

WORTH IT

I wish I was president of the United States.

Granted, but you'll be president of the United States.

I wish to be able to sing.

[one of them]

I wish to be able to sing.
Granted. You sing, horribly.

As president of the United States, I wish the United States to become a dictatorship.

[Srrnkro]

As president of the United States, I wish the United States to become a dictatorship.

Your wish has been granted, but hardly anything changes.

I wish I wasn't in school.

[Wigglesthejawa]

I wish I wasn't in school.

Granted. You become a complete social recluse and never get anywhere in life

I wish I could enjoy versus mode :(

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but you never enjoy anything else in life

I wish I had zombie immunity

[Srrnkro]

I wish I had zombie immunity

Granted, but the only other people who are immune are Bill and his brothers.



I wish I had some really good food to eat.

[Halfeatendonkey]

I wish I had some really good food to eat.

Granted, you get a fat pile of shit.

I wish it would turn friday.

[Funky Biscuits]

Wow I hate this thread

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but it will never be friday ever again

I wish it was always the weekend

[Srrnkro]

Granted, but you will be forever poor with no job.

<div class="quote">I wish I had some really good food to eat.

Granted, you get a fat pile of shit. </div>


I wish I knew how a pile of shit was good food ;(

[Bobic]

Granted, but now you've forgotten everything else. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE :O
I wish it would snow where I live >:(

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but it never stops, EVER. Trapping you until you die.

I wish my Heat Transfer test was over and I did well on it.

[Nicke]

Ok, but you failed in every other test, EVER

I wish the earth was shaped like a cube

[lawlhat]

I wish the earth was shaped like a cube


granted, but you fall off.

I wish it was christmas already.

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but Santa no longer exists :O

I wish I could get drunk already

[iKissedABoomer]

Granted, but you're a lightweight and get drunk off wine gums*

I wish someone would lock this thread.





*http://sustainablemagic.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/winegums.jpg

[L4DFreak11]

Granted. But all the other threads are locked now too, and a riot starts outaside your house.

I wish I could wall jump as a Hunter on L4D.

[Funky Biscuits]

I wish this thread would die

[L4DFreak11]

Funky, if you hate it so much, leave. Simply done. :(

[Funky Biscuits]

Make me

[L4DFreak11]

..Epic fail. It's the internet. I can't make you do anything. :)

[Funky Biscuits]

Use Hax

[iKissedABoomer]

/kill_funky.exe

[Nicke]

*cough* back to topic

I wish I could wall jump as a Hunter on L4D.

Granted, but you will always fail to land on survivors

and back offtopic again, i wish this worked.
/kill_funky.exe

[L4DFreak11]

//offtopic\\

i wish this worked.

Yes. So do I.

Granted. Funky dies, and the world becomes angry at you.

[Nicke]

I think you forgot a question

Yes. So do I.

or did you?
Granted. But now the world is angry at you instead! (hahaa!)

I wish that it would be christmas now

[mazouth]

granted, but you discover the santa is a lie.

I wish more people around this forum were actually over 20.

[Nicke]

Granted, but everyone are now over 80, including you

I wish santa wasnt a lie

[Funky Biscuits]

Hes Not

[mazouth]

Every time I see your posts now I just see this boy that just looks like a kitty cat.
http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=3&topic=254&page=20 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=254&page=20)
I must say that's funn(k)y in regard of your posts.

Hey that should not prevent you to act like an acid tripped funky guy, and I know it won't :P

[Funky Biscuits]

Im just a brilliant actor I portray myself as harmless but infact I am an internet predator :D

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/PREDATOR.jpg

Hope that pic does it for ya ;)

[masterblaze0]

Photoshop a penis in his mouth and it's complete.

[Funky Biscuits]

Photoshop a penis in his mouth and it's complete.
>_> Grr

[masterblaze0]

>_> Grr

You just got served.

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/340/8/3/The_Bloker_by_Masterblaze0.png (http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/340/8/3/The_Bloker_by_Masterblaze0.png)

[Funky Biscuits]

No u
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/ist2_2687761-butler-serving-dinner.jpg

[masterblaze0]

No u

I'm sorry, you already got RAEP'd

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/340/8/3/The_Bloker_by_Masterblaze0.png (http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/340/8/3/The_Bloker_by_Masterblaze0.png)

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/woman_screaming1.gif

[A Shiny Potato]

I wish funky would stfu and gtfo.

[Infest0125]

Granted, Funky leaves but Havoc comes back.

I wish I was ready for my history mid-term.

[DTard]

granted, but the mid-term was last week

I wish people would stop closet camping

[CarrionSwarmJosh]

granted, but Jesus is now replacing Bill

I wish Pokemon was on a comeback.

[DTard]

Granted, but now there are over 9000 Pokemon


I wish I had perfect internet.

[CarrionSwarmJosh]

granted, but now the you can download super virus's 100000x faster

I wish the Jonas Brothers would disband.

[DTard]

granted, but now N'Sync and Backstreet Boys have reformed

I wish people would learn to listen

[Nicke]

Granted, but everyone is now mute, including you

I wish that the sun would explode

[KitaYumi]

Granted, life is destroyed and Planet X was a lie.

I wish to be god of the new world :D

[Nicke]

Granted, but it's the size of a peanut

I wish my speakers were actually good

[Plush Ninja]

Granted, but you were left 4 deaf.

I wish I had more time to play L4D.

[Nicke]

Granted, but you dont get time to eat, so you die

I wish we would stop polluting the nature

[Plush Ninja]

Granted, but mankind had to be wiped out in the process.

I wish L4D had a better matchmaking system.

[Cyanyde]

Granted but all the servers get broken in the update.

I wish I worked for Valve..

[Shrubberyjsc]

Granted, but they fire you as soon as they learn that you're a bloody cat.

I wish I could play SWAT4 with my old clan again.

[DTard]

Granted, but nobody else plays BUT your clan.

I wish I could fly

[Shrubberyjsc]

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet. On the plus side, all the passengers are okay.

I wish CCG:ZH didn't have really weird FPS drops... in singleplayer.

:<

[DTard]

Granted but you lose every time you play.

I wish we could all get along.

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet. On the plus side, all the passengers are okay.

LOL I live like 15 minutes from the Hudson where it &quot;landed&quot;.

Granted, but then you get banned from the forums, rendering it useless.

I wish it was never winter again. It's cold.

[DTard]

granted, but there is only one season now and it's cold.

I wish some people would give others a chance, and not judge by one wrong move.

sucked into a jet.
Technically I wouldn't get sucked into a jet... the engine is what I'd get sucked into.

[G_X]

I wish some people would give others a chance, and not judge by one wrong move.

Granted, but that means Hitler was a hero who wasn't judged for his one wrong move.

I wish you could play Death Toll and Dead Air in Versus.

[DTard]

Granted, but Valve decides not to fix any more glitches and gives up on L4D.

I wish my computer would stop having graphics issues.

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but then your monitor breaks.

I wish I had one dollar.

[DTard]

Granted, but it's in tiny little pieces.

I wish My job wasn't being so jerk-like

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but you lose your job.

I wish I had a wishing machine that could never break.

[DTard]

Granted, but the machine is one-time use.

I wish I had some money to buy a gaming mouse.

[DethPenguin]

Granted, but something goes wrong.

I wish something would go wrong with this wish.

[OneKplus337]

Granted, but something goes wrong.

lolol

Nothing goes wrong with your wish.

I wish my penis was an outie instead of an innie.

[DTard]

granted, but it's got no feeling.

I wish I were in Dixie!

[BaldingSteve]

Granted. Too bad there was a mistake in processing and you ended up in Disneyland.

I wish I had something to do right now.

[Nicke]

Granted, fix the world economy using 1$

I wish that would work

[DTard]

Granted, but the U.S. destroys the earth with nukes.

I wish I had some money.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Granted, you win the lotto, but on the way to claim your money you're mugged for the ticket and then raped in the ass and get AIDS.

I wish I could bе Leslie Feist's lover and then watch her get involved in a bukake.

[DTard]

Granted, but she dies in the process, and her family sues you and wins.

I wish I had some good books to read.

[Nicke]

Granted, but all their pages are stuck together

I wish my dog wouldnt bite so much

[DTard]

Granted, but now he has butt cancer and will die first thing in the morning.

I wish I can find a good new job.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Granted, but she dies in the process, and her family sues you and wins.

Worth it.

Granted, but your job is gay scat porn star.

I wish Funky would stop posting.

[EClaris]

granted but he moves near you and you see him everyday in real life.


I wish I wasnt poor :(

[iKissedABoomer]

granted you get $1,000,000 but its monopoly money.

I wish I had a pet donkey

[DTard]

Granted, but the donkey kicks you in the nuts, causing you to have them surgically removed.

I wish I didn't have to move out :(

[DrunkenPhish]

Granted, but the donkey bites off your hand.

I wish L4D wasn't so amazing so I could get some sleep.

[DrunkenPhish]

whoops...

Granted, but an old mean lady moves in with you.

Same question as above.

[DTard]

Granted, but now Starcraft 2 is out and now you're addicted to that.

I wish I had money to go to college.

[iKissedABoomer]

granted but its monopoly money

I wish I wasnt tired

[DTard]

Granted, but you die in your sleep.

I wish I could time travel.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Your wish is granted but you accidently trip and Fall on Bill Gates, leaving him parapalegic. Due to his Handy cap Mincrosoft was never funded and we still use the old Comdors. Therefor the Xbox 360 is never released and Left 4 dead will never be seen.

I wish I could divide by zero at any given moment.

[cheeserinoo1]

Granted, but you divide yourself by zero and turn into nothing.

I wish i had a puppy.

[Infest0125]

Granted, but that puppy becomes infected and mauls you.

I wish for my two front teeth.

[Frito]

Granted, but they aren't in your mouth.

I wish for the simple necessities in life.

[lawlhat]

I wish for the simple necessities in life.
Granted, but you need to go through complicated things for them :0

I wish for a decent week of sleep.

[Frito]

Granted, but you stay asleep the entire week and die.

I wish I had a better GPU.

[cheeserinoo1]

Granted, but it is so good you cant get off the computer and die from natural causes.

I wish i was a moderator.

[DethPenguin]

Granted but you only moderate the Servers forum.

I wish I had a lovely batch of coconuts.

(I saw that Shrub)

[cheeserinoo1]

Granted. You now have nuts made of coco.

I wish I had a totally awsome l4d server that everybody loves and i am the admin and they werent bad people. kthxbai

[DethPenguin]

Granted, but the server gets confiscated in a drug raid. (???)

I wish I had some milk for my coco nuts.

[Frito]

Alright, but only because you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS.

I wish I did have to worry about writing feature articles.

[Papa Luigi]

Wish granted...but you only get one article...

I wish i was based on a famous Video game player that evreyone loved!

[Nuttz]

Granted but then Mario becomes jelous of Luyigi as Peach began moved to him. After months of rage building up inside him Mario finally loses it and rapes and kills Luigi and then dumps his body in a pile of shit. You suffer the same fate when everyone else realises they hate Luigi too.

I wish my computer would work.

[Papa Luigi]

GRANTED!... but my dead stinky body's on your shitty 1995 windows computer...

I wish i could transphorm (morth) into anything!

[Nuttz]

Granted! But the magical flying hipoo (or whatever) that grants your wish doesn't like your spelling so it transforms you into a penis.

I wish I could do barrel rolls.

[Papa Luigi]

Granted!... But you barrel roll into a tree that fucks you with twigs..

I wish i can rick roll the world...

[Nuttz]

Granted! But then they are so pissed that they kill you.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[Papa Luigi]

Granted!... but since you can't ever stop wishing for crap...you die of old age...

I wish i could tell the future...and i could do something about it if i died...

[BadAssBoomer]

I wish i could tell the future...and i could do something about it if i died...

Granted but instead of dying of hypothermia, you freeze yourself in a block of ice for eternity to avoid death.

I wish I could throw kamahamaha waves

[DTard]

I wish I could throw kamahamaha waves
Granted, but one backfires and kills you

I wish Kenny hadn't locked the Ban Game thread.

[REDSHARK_]

granted, frogopus locks it instead

I wish i had an erotic cake for my birthday

[DTard]

I wish i had an erotic cake for my birthday
Granted but it's goatse

I wish people would learn to listen.

[REDSHARK_]

granted, but they cant comprehend what your're saying

I wish diablo 3 would hurry up and be released

[Marcopolo]

granted, but every copy you buy of it will actually be Hellgate: London and not Diablo 3

I wish I had metal legs

[Zombie_T_Bagger]

GRANTED?

But by diablo 3 you mean starcraft 2

I wish one of the knew weapons would be a improvised flame thrower (not ww2 or Nam powerful but a flamethrower non the less, and it's damage would reflect this.)




oh and HAWX is an EPIC FAIL

[Marcopolo]

granted, but only louis can choose who uses it and theres only one per campaign

still waiting for my previous wish to get granted

[Nuttz]

Granted but they rust away.

I wish for a fish.

[Marcopolo]

Granted but it's Jaws 3D and it's really bad.

I wish for zoey to be my girlfriend in real life

[HolyEvilz]

Granted, but she has plastic surgery and now looks like Michal Jackson.


I wish i had all the games in steam.

[Marcopolo]

Granted, but because it is steam, all the games are downloadable but only one will let you actually run it, that game? BLUE SHIFT

I wish I had a game system that had a slot/drive for any game system game made since the atari

[HolyEvilz]

Granted! but it explodes the next day.

I wish i were pro at every game i've ever seen.

[cheeserinoo1]

Granted! Sadly you have been blind since birth.

I wish nothing bad ever happens to me.

[SlainPwner666]

Granted! Sadly you die painlessly in birth, so technically nothing bad happens.

I wish that it was legal to swallow a pack of C4, and go an hero, taking a horde of zombies with me

[darkmessiah]

Granted! But you need to swallow a few other things before the wish works...

I wish I had a life.

[pokycorn]

Granted! you now have a life but it is filled with epic failures.

I wish hello kitty would go away.

[darkmessiah]

(Damn, it's already an epic failure in itself.)

Granted! It shall go away from pop culture, but land itself nicely into your open bedroom.

I wish Robert Downey Jr. got that Oscar.

[pokycorn]

dammit

[darkmessiah]

that's what I thought.

[Marcopolo]

I wish Robert Downey Jr. got that Oscar.

Granted but during his acceptance speech one of the huge oscar statues falls and kills him.

I wish I could simply walk into mordor

[lawlhat]

I wish I could simply walk into mordor

Granted, but as soon as you cross the border you incinerate! Thats why one does not simply walk into mordor!

I wish idiots dissipated from l4d

[cheeserinoo1]

Granted! Sadly you can no longer play L4D.

I wish i never had that colonal irrigation.

[Fernsy]

Granted, but now your backed up with 5 months worth of old poo.

I wish they would give more info about left 4 dead 2!

[Bloodshed269]

Your wish is granted. But, the info is that it has been pushed back to 2011.

I wish this thread would stay dead.

[Skypn1333]

Your wish is gra-, oh wait nevermind.

I wish my dorm hadn't blocked online gaming.

[hunterhunter]

Granted....now you can play runescape

I wish I had blackc......black market connections and immense wealth(legally)

[Easton Dark]

Granted, now those same Black Market thugs steal your money because they know you're loaded.

I wish I could have a nanosuit from Crysis.