Fun forum game

[caboos]

im making a forum game,

alright here is the rules

i make a wish then the next person to post says your wish has been granted then they say a negative about it, and finally make there own wish


for example

i wish that there were 100 guns in the game

next post

your wish has been granted but 75 of them are toy guns and shoot small rubber darts
i wish that the game had a huge open city

Edit: A much simpler explanation by Prometheus (thanks dude)
Just for clarification.

You have to GRANT the wish and MAKE a wish too.

Otherwise there's no chain. :D

That is all.

[KashMunni]

lol sounds like fun... ok ill play.

I Wish i could read peoples minds :)

[caboos]

...well it kinda has to do with the game but whatever lol



your wish is grated but you can only read the mids of people with turrets syndrome

[Quotidius]

I wish I could strangle the OP with my prehensile tongue.

[Shrubberyjsc]

i wish that the game had a huge open city

Your wish is granted but you can't play the game yet!

I wish that L4D becomes the #1 FPS on the market.

[KashMunni]

Your wish is granted but you can't play the game yet!

I wish that L4D becomes the #1 FPS on the market.


Your wish has been granted but all the skins are for one gun!

[caboos]

make a wish lol

[Prometheus]

I wish we could play this game correctly. :D

[Quotidius]

I wish that L4D becomes the #1 FPS on the market.

Your wish is granted! L4D will now become the Faultiest Piece-o'-Shit on the market.

[caboos]

your wish has been granted but it will be locked as soon as we do
i wish the game had 1000 zombies at once

[Quotidius]

i wish the game had 1000 zombies at once

Your wish is granted; your GPU is fried.

[Sandman77]

Im lost in translation sorry. ;)

[Prometheus]

Just for clarification.

You have to GRANT the wish and MAKE a wish too.

Otherwise there's no chain. :D

That is all.

[Quotidius]

I wish that the game would support DX10.

[caboos]

thank you Prometheus


i wish that the zombies can be blown apart by the shotgun

[Quotidius]

i wish that the zombies can be blown apart by the shotgun


Wish and ye shall receive, sicko.

I wish that someone would grant my wish seen above.

[Prometheus]

I wish that someone would grant my wish seen above.

Wish granted, but your graphics card is not supported.

I wish I could breakdance.

[Quotidius]

I wish I could breakdance.


Your wish has been granted. You suck at it, though.

I wish that there'd be 10 campaigns in L4D.

[caboos]

your wish is granted but you have to buy each on the internet

i wish that there were 100 different zombie skins in this game

[Quotidius]

i wish that there were 100 different zombie skins in this game


Your wish has been granted. Anatomically, they're all identical, but hey, at least they've got different haircuts!

I wish I had a life.

[caboos]

your wish has been granted but it sucks

i wish this game was going to be done and released by the end of june

[Quotidius]

Your wish is granted, but it's buggy, and crashes the moment the first zombie is seen.

I wish I could have a profile.

[caboos]

your wish is grated but you have a profile on the Barbie site not L4D

i wish this game had fully destructible environments

[Quotidius]

Your wish has been granted. However, you're now limited to the dev_test campaign, which is composed entirely of orange boxes.

I wish that more users would contribute to this thread.

[caboos]

your wish is granted but they don't follow the rules
i wish that there was more characters to choose from in the game

[ArsenaI]

your wish is grated but you can only read the mids of people with turrets syndrome

Your wish has been granted.

I wish you could spell tourette's




sorry....had too

[caboos]

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[Quotidius]

i wish that there was more characters to choose from in the game

Wish and ye shall receive. There are now over 20 characters to choose from - after you've beaten the game on Omega-Theta-Insane difficulty. Have fun!

I wish I knew what Chet Faliszek is doing at VALVe, other than being "Mr. Awesome (http://www.valvesoftware.com/people.html#Chet)".

[caboos]

your wish is granted, he is molesting young boys

i wish that one of the admins of the site would post on this forum

[Tarron]

someone beat me 2 it... ignore post

[Quotidius]

Your wish has been granted; however, Frogopus and Squerl have fused into one being - Squerlpus. Can the conflicting mindsets of two lunatics coexist in one corporeal body?

I wish that the second part of the preview will be released by tomorrow morning.

[caboos]

your wish is granted but it comes out 4 years after the game itself
i wish that the game had modifiable guns

[Quotidius]

Your wish has been granted; you can now add Hello Kitty stickers to your guns.

I wish that L4D would feature motion blur.

[dontleave]

Your wish has been granted, but the world explodes.

I wish you could play as normal zombies

[Quotidius]

Your wish has been granted, but you do hardly any damage, have low health, and you respawn upon death after 5 minutes.

I wish L4D would feature a more competitive mode, akin to Zombie Panic.

[Deadly]

Your wish is granted, but all you have is melee combat and move at a speed less then that of a turtle taking its time

I wish i was a $40892790485723908672390485air so i could buy out TRS and release left 4 dead right now

[Stupoider]

Granted, but when you buy out TRS they take away Left 4 Dead, and push the release date back more because you bought them out.
I want a pony.

[Deadly]

They can't push it back more unless i tell them to since i bought them out :P

[Stupoider]

Ah ah ah! You never said that in your wish... MOVING ON!

[Quotidius]

I want a pony.

Walk it off, pussy!

I wish I had a family :{

[Deadly]

It was included in the buying out part and you need to make a wish stupoider so we can move on

[Quotidius]

It was included in the buying out part and you need to make a wish stupoider so we can move on

*ahem*

I want a pony.

[Shrubberyjsc]

I wish I had a family :{

Granted, but they are all zombies.

I wish I could playtest L4D just like the moderators, for the same amount of time as the moderators did, on the same equipment as the moderators did.
=P

[Prometheus]

I wish I could playtest L4D just like the moderators, for the same amount of time as the moderators did, on the same equipment as the moderators did.
=P

GRANTED! But your computer explodes causing you to go into a coma for 26.3 months making you forget everything.

I wish I could fight a bear with sharks for arms.

[Quotidius]

I wish I could fight a bear with sharks for arms.

Granted; you're mortally wounded, and die of your injuries.

I wish my new family was slightly less undead.

[Evilferret]

Granted, your family is only 1% less undead and they are only 99% undead and you get attack and killed but then turn into the undead

I wish I was the richest person in the world!

[Quotidius]

I wish I was the richest person in the world!

Granted; you're rich - with love!

I wish I had a ponier pony than Stupoider.

[Prometheus]

Granted; you're mortally wounded, and die of your injuries.

Duh?

[squerl]

I wish I had a ponier pony than Stupoider.

Granted, but you still have to wait months to play Left 4 Dead.

I wish Steam games would download faster on my new computer.

[Deadly]

Granted, but the overload of data causes your computer to crash making you have to reformat and lose everything. you no longer want to have anything to do with l4d and give me all the moderator rights and information you know about left for dead

*takes a breath*
i wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes that would come true and that they would come true in the way that i meant them to come true

[Quotidius]

Duh?
Oh, shut up.

I wish Steam games would download faster on my new computer.

Granted; you're now downloading triple-A titles such as 'Barbie on Rails' and 'Ponier Pony Simulator 2k7' at a rate of 10000 kb/s.


I wish the whites of my eyes were yellow.

[caboos]

granted but your using steam so it finds a way to piss you off because it hates the human race

i wish they had a demo for L4D

[Quotidius]

i wish they had a demo for L4D

Granted; the demo weighs 1.2 gigs and features roughly one octillionth of the final game.

I wish the whites (or yellows, I suppose) of my eyes were white again, I don't like them new ones.

[caboos]

granted but the rest of the world becomes white and everything you know and love gets sucked into the infinite abyss that is your eyes

i wish that the game would cost 10$

Edit: lol i please forgive me for my insanity

[Shrubberyjsc]

I Grant your wish, but I get to play test L4D and see exactly what the mods saw, without altering my state of consciousness or dying. Ever. Yeah. I wanna be immortal too. =P

[caboos]

Wish? o and shrubb how you enjoying the site?

[Shrubberyjsc]

Wish? o and shrubb how you enjoying the site?

You wished the game cost $10. I magically granted that.

I am enjoying this site quite a bit. It has the fastest and best updates on L4D.

If you meant some other site.... ?

[Quotidius]

You need to make a wish, so as to complete the chain.

[caboos]

shrubb i remember when you were a new member and the first into post want to long ago.


i wish that people would admire my new avatar/i made it myself

[Shrubberyjsc]

You need to make a wish, so as to complete the chain.

I said I wanna be immortal, and see what the mods saw on their playtest.

And Caboos, cool avatar.

[caboos]

thank you

wish granted but the world ends the next day and your floating in space for ever


i wish that ign and game spot would post more about L4D

[Shrubberyjsc]

i wish that ign and game spot would post more about L4D

Granted. They stink in comparison to L4D411, so when you are busy reading their inferior previews, THE EPIC SECOND PART COMES OUT!!!!!1!1!!

[caboos]

thats not bad news

[KashMunni]

lol this is a nice game...

I WISH I can use any avatar i wanted :D

[KashMunni]

Your wish has been granted; you can now add Hello Kitty stickers to your guns.

I wish that L4D would feature motion blur.


oooooh i luv motion blur :DDD
like on Lost Planet

[caboos]

wish granted but but the avatar is 4x4 pixels

[caboos]

i wish for 4 more wishes

[KashMunni]

wish has been granted but u can only wish for 4 barbie doll houses that stay stuck to your floor and only Arnold Shsdhsdghsdh can take it out!

[Stupoider]

And your wish is...

[caboos]

...do you need a drum roll?

[Shrubberyjsc]

*makes drum roll sound*

[caboos]

...AND!

[KashMunni]

I wish! i had Squerl's screen!!!!!! and its in-distructable and it cant ever get dirty!!!!

[squerl]

Wish granted. You only had it for a split second and it is now back safely on my desk.

I wish my room were cleared of all these empty boxes so I wouldn't have to clean them up myself tomorrow.

[No Shelter]

Wish granted. Wait.. . wait... no nevermind it didn't work. Have fun cleaning!!

I wish that I had the money for my new computer!

[squerl]

Wish granted.. most of it had to be paid to the IRS.

I still wish these boxes were gone.

[caboos]

wish granted but you have 1000 yen instead of dollars
i wish all my friends were getting L4D

[dontleave]

Granted. They're stranded on an island with nothing on it to die.

I wish I was Spider Man

[squerl]

i wish all my friends were getting L4D

Wish granted. You have no friends.

I wish I had another day off before summer classes.

[KashMunni]

I wish I had another day off before summer classes.

Wish granted but uhave to spend that day helping give sponge bath to the elderly xD

[KashMunni]

damnit i thought my squerl screen was full proof.. before..


I wish i had Squerl's screen and i was the only one that can move it and it was in-destructable and un- dirty able just like the last wish :) and nobody can wish it back no one!! could wish it back or to them selves :D

[Shrubberyjsc]

You have Squerl's screen, but you forgot the cables! It's useless to you! OH TEH NOEZ!

Sorry, I had to. (I follow thread instructions.)

[KashMunni]

noooooooooooooooooooooo :(

damnit so close to having the fake forum wish ;)

[squerl]

Haha, that was great Shrubs :D

I wish I knew the difference between CSAA and MSAA in CSS.

[caboos]

wish granted they no longer exist problem soved

i wish squerl would release the second preview

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted But it was put in a different language no one can read and its going to take Squerl 2 years for him to fix!!

I wish i had a chance to play Left 4 Dead for 2 hours!

lol this game is fun :D have any other Caboos?

[caboos]

yes i do actually ill make it now, thank you im good at thees type of things lol

wish granted but daylight savings was bumped up that hour so you got no time

i wish we could see some game play of the hunter

[squerl]

Wish granted, it's in the 1UP video.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[KashMunni]

haha man ur good..

wish granted! u got the video but it was too blurry and dark for you to see any of it!

I wish some one knocked on my door asking me if i wanna go to the valve HQ :D and of course i go :)

[caboos]

My new (just as fun) game topic is up if you'd like to check it out



Wish granted, it's in the 1UP video.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
well its not gameplay


I wish some one knocked on my door asking me if i wanna go to the valve HQ :D and of course i go :)
wish granted but he really wanted to bring you to EA games studios and you found out on the plane and killed yourself because, who wouldn't

i wish that there was a map makeing tool that came with the game that was easy to use

[sb_andrew]

You wish is granted but the servers get spammed with crappy maps.

I wish there was no such thing as SpiderMan 3.

[KashMunni]

i wish that there was a map makeing tool that came with the game that was easy to use


wish granted! but a little kid comes and spills soda all the inside of your computer and it blows
up and then he steals your wallet and takes your money from the bank so it takes you a while to get a new rig!! or computer w/e..

I wish i had a robot that would do w/e i say.

[KashMunni]

I wish there was no such thing as SpiderMan 3.

Wish granted but all the bad from that movie moves to 28 Weeks Later!!

[KashMunni]

oh and btw.. 28 Weeks Later is the #1 Horror Movie in the U.S :D but this doesn't exist in the world of andrew's wish!

[caboos]

oh and btw.. 28 Weeks Later is the #1 Horror Movie in the U.S :D but this doesn't exist in the world of andrew's wish!

lol so how many worlds have we created so far

[squerl]

i wish gamestop would give me another free game

Wish granted, but it is Superman 64.

I wish I had never bought Superman 64.

[caboos]

wish granted but you bout the last copy and if you didn't the founder of valve would have and lost faith in the gaming world and would never make valve which in part would erase this game from existence


i wish this game had some kind of RPG element

[Shrubberyjsc]

(Out of forum game)

Caboos, there actually is gameplay with the hunter in the 1up video.

I'm pretty sure the guy with the M16 in the dark subway is shooting at a hunter, but it is kinda hard to see. Also the whole group is shooting at a hunter as it leaps around another place in the video. While this doesn't really showcase what the hunter can do offensively, it is pretty cool.


That reminds me, Mods, on the info page it lists an M60 as a weapon in the game, you mean M16 right? or do we get a M60 in addition to the M16? Because that would be cool too! (But it should be really rare if it is included)

[caboos]

lol ya a m60 would own every thing in the general direction you point it in, and ill check out the video again thanks shrubb and squerl

P.S. someone mentioned before that im good at this game thats is because im a published writer and i write on a daily basis

[caboos]

lets get back on track


I wish L4D had some kind of RPG element

[Shrubberyjsc]

Wish granted, but the RPG explodes. (Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.... =( )

I wish........ ehh..... I got nuthin.....................*awkward silence*...........

BANANA HAMMOCK!

- J.D. from "Scrubs"

[caboos]

ill make one for you then


i wish the the game had dynamic lighting

[caboos]

o i have 2 more forum game ideas should i make them?

[Quotidius]

i wish the the game had dynamic lighting

Granted.*


*No, seriously.

I wish I was the moderator for these boards, I'd do so much good! *hint hint, nudge nudge*

[KashMunni]

Granted but u get a virus that every time u go in this website ur computer restarts!

I wish i had DBZ powers

[Quotidius]

I wish i had DBZ powers

Granted; you're now the most ferocious cosplayer in existence.

I wish people appreciated the Wii as much as I do.

[Gates1986]

People strangle eachother with the wii remote and the wii goes off the market due to millions of lawsuits

I wish for playtesting of left 4 dead! :D

[CondeMafias]

I wish for playtesting of left 4 dead! :D

Your wish is granted, but VALVe makes you pay 4000$.

I wish that zombies were raining right now.

[Gates1986]

I wish that zombies were raining right now.

Jesus is resurrected and smites all zombies haha

I'm going to try and throw a curve ball....

I wish for the worst STD.

[KashMunni]

Granted ( by STD i hope u mean Sexually Transmited Diseases) but doctors find a cure for it the next day and only u died from it :O

I wish i could breathe under water with out the need of any tools, fish gills, technology, etc.

[Evilferret]

Ganted, you breath under water without tools, ect. but once you go up for air you can't breath and you die

I wish Left 4 Dead would be for sale today or tommarow!

[Quotidius]

I wish Left 4 Dead would be for sale today or tommarow!

Granted! (http://www.amazon.com/Left-Dead-Journey-Home-Everest/dp/0440237084/ref=sr_1_6/102-7381276-9622535?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1179587858&sr=8-6)

I wish Vista didn't suck so much hairy arse.

[Evilferret]

Granted!

good one! -.-

[Quotidius]

good one! -.-

I granted your wish, didn't I? >:P

[KashMunni]

I wish Vista didn't suck so much hairy arse.

Granted now it sucks Hairy Balls!

I wish i could fly for as long as i wanted and when ever i wanted!

[Quotidius]

Granted! However, you're unable to land, and eventually die of starvation.

I wish that there will be a L4D:CE (Collector's Edition), for us hardKore d00ds.

[Arkeneaver]

wish granted but the collectors edition is very limited thus costing $400 :(... ahhh well... at least it comes with a zombie head CD rack xD *hint hint* halo 3 CE.

i wish i had a chair worth more then $5...

[hooray for zombies]

Granted! But it costs thousands of dollars and the only extra feature is a "poke the zombie" minigame. The minigame makes your computer crash whenever you try to start it up.

I wish I had the weaponry to fight off a zombie assault

[KashMunni]

Granted! But the case is filled with explosives cos the guy hates the world and when u open it, the case blows up in ur faxe along with the cd and u just wasted ur money!

I wish i could find lives and die multiple times like mario!

[KashMunni]

haha damn quotidius u got 3 bad wish thingies

[KashMunni]

I wish I had the weaponry to fight off a zombie assault

Granted but u have no ammunation!


i wish i had a chair worth more then $5

Granted u have a 6$ plastic chair that u only got the chance to sit on once before it broke!

[KashMunni]

oh and i wish i had a machine that makes money!

[Arkeneaver]

thats why you should always have some ductape handy xD

you can always buy some ammunition at wallmart...

[Arkeneaver]

granted... but it only makes disney-world money...

i wish i had some ductape

[caboos]

granted but it spent 3 hours in water and no longer works (im back yay)


i wish valve wasn't so secretive

[Arkeneaver]

granted, valve tells everyone the release date of Left 4 Dead: Spring 2009... a strange increase in suicides happens on the same day...

i wish more people would join in...

[caboos]

granted but there un creative and say stupid things

i wish turtle rock studios would make games more often

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

wish granted, but they all suck(you shouldve seen that coming)

i wish Left4Dead had more player slots

[KashMunni]

granted! they all kick ass but cost monthly!

I wish when ever i get REALLY hungry i get fresh chineese food and it is exactly what im in the mood for :D

[KashMunni]

i wish Left4Dead had more player slots

Granted but they are all for spectating!

[KashMunni]

and i still wish for the chineese food thing

[caboos]

granted but its all made of cats

i wish turtle rock studios would relocate to my house

[KashMunni]

but im not in a mood for cats....

GRANTED now ur house is always full of people and u r forced to move out because u cant ever sleep

[KashMunni]

I wish for every game made in 2005-2007 and in mint condition!

[caboos]

...sleep what the hell is that.. lol

wish granted you have CD shaped chocolate mints with game names imprinted on the top
i wish L4D came with a demo of portals

[KashMunni]

i wish L4D came with a demo of portals


uh wut? granted!? every time u try to play it ur screen and speakers turn off!

i wish i could grab things out of my television and computer screens!

[caboos]

granted but you get a minuter version of what your grabbing

i wish i wasntt sick right now

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

i got kash's wallpaper
rocket dock is so cool!
now i dont have anything on my desktop cept recycle bin cuz u cant delete it (where would it go, into itself?)

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

oh wow...sorry i interrupted the game, that was stupid

wish granted! you aren't sick but now u suck ass at all your favorite video games!

i wish i was better at my favorite video games!

[KashMunni]

Granted! now u r sick !

I wish Armored Zombie Cow would press right click on his desktop and "arrange" his desktop so his icons wouldnt show any more! *HINT HINT WINK WINK*

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

wish granted, but now, armored cow....is....fine! (lol)


i wish that i could figure out how to get that vista skin without accidentally screwing my comp up wink wink*

[Quotidius]

i wish that i could figure out how to get that vista skin without accidentally screwing my comp up wink wink*

Wish granted! Instead of forcing you to reformat your HD, you merely have defrag it ten times in a row. Consider yourself lucky.

I wish for a motion picture based on L4D.

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted but there was a fire and the script burned before it all could be finished!

i wish i had a Light Saber

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

wish granted but u slipped and cut off your penis (eeeew) haha


i wish that i could fly ( without machine or airplane or whatev)

[caboos]

i got kash's wallpaper
rocket dock is so cool!
now i dont have anything on my desktop cept recycle bin cuz u cant delete it (where would it go, into itself?)
can you give a link to were it is, is wallpaper

[caboos]

wish granted but you can only fly on the seconds of multiples of 3 on and off

i wish my dog would stop bitching to me

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

(he posted link to rocket dock on desktop thread)

wish granted, but now your parents are instead

i wish that the vista skin would work (in seriousness, i guess i have to patch my uxsomething or other filefirst)

[caboos]

wish granted but it is really vista and it hogs all resources and you computer can no longer play games

I wish Steam had a better internet connection

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

wish not needed to be granted! (mine never lags or slows down, its just u)

i wish that i wasnt stuck at home alone tonight

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted!.. wait... naw it just got a little worst actually...

I wish I had a Gundam

[Quotidius]

i wish that i wasnt stuck at home alone tonight

Wish granted!

You're not alone.

I wish my hair was curlier.

*glances at altar dedicated to Squerlpus*

[Armored_Zombie_Cow]

wish granted, u now are me, a lonely guy who sits at home on his comp all day!!!!!! hahahahahahhaahah~!!!!!!!!

gotta go! middle of CSS

[Quotidius]

wish granted, u now are me, a lonely guy who sits at home on his comp all day!!!!!! hahahahahahhaahah~!!!!!!!!

Not much of a change, is it? ={

I wish that L4D would feature commentary, implemented in a manner similar to Lost Coast.

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! Now Every One Hates You Cos u changed the game from your wish!

I wish i never locked my desktop topic!

[caboos]

wish granted but now whenever people go on it it they post tons of gay porn

i wish L4D had voice chat similar to CSS

[hooray for zombies]

Granted! But it has a voice modifier that makes everyone sound like a whiny 8 year old!

I wish the next poster wouldn't screw up this wish

(hahahahahahhhhahahhahha, take THAT)

[Arkeneaver]

that wish will never come true... think realistically xD

i wish the price of the 8800gts drops by $50 tommorow

[KashMunni]

i wish the price of the 8800gts drops by $50 tommorow

Wish Granted! But it only went down cos they figured out it made your computer burn up and explode

[KashMunni]

I wish I had my own Movie Theater with 3 robots that ALWAYS listens to me and never will betray me and take my money! and cant ever malfunction

1 gets gives tickets and gets money

2 is a security guard

3 cleans every thing

[hooray for zombies]

Granted!

1: He realizes that money is the root of all evil and incinerates any money given to him

2: Tries to protect you from germs and ends up choking you

3: Tries to clean "private areas" in public, the following lawsuit crushes you


I wish that my computer didn't suck so much

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! Now you have Squerls Computer For only A half of a Split Second!!


I wish I had a the power too see through what ever i wanted when ever i wanted and i could control it perfectly and didnt have to use it all the time :)

[dontleave]

Wish granted, but now u cant move because the total awesome of ur wish paralized you.

I wish for cupcakes

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted but they are old and have maggets

I wish i wasnt paralized any more and still had my same power to see through walls like my previous wish

[caboos]

wish granted but L4D comes out and all you want to do is play it and you forget all about your cool power

i wish for a new game play video of L4D

[hooray for zombies]

wish granted but L4D comes out and all you want to do is play it and you forget all about your cool power

How is that a bad thing?

Oh and, granted! But it's nothing but the girl from the 1-up video saying "oh shit" a lot with half a second of gameplay.

I wish that people would stop making wishes about playing left 4 dead

[caboos]

your wish is not granted you teh fail
i wish i could plat Left 4 Dead

[hooray for zombies]

granted! but you have an unexpected heart attack and are paralyzed. The other people taunt you with the noises of L4D gameplay, without letting you see anything.

I wish that something like that would happen to the people I dislike

[caboos]

your wish is granted but you forgot you have 2 personality's and you hate one of them so now your paralyzed O YA OWNED

i wish i won the lottery

[hooray for zombies]

granted! But it's a weird lottery that no one has heard of: the penis lottery. Congratulations, you just won millions of severed genitalia.

I wish that I had a billion US dollars that I had a lot of time to spend and it wouldn't go away

[caboos]

wish granted but US made there money system run fully off the internet and now all this money you have is useless

I wish that 7 was a multiple of 2

[hooray for zombies]

granted! But, as this defies the laws of the universe, everything that exists simply ceases to be.

I wish that this topic didn't make Caboos and I look like spammers

[caboos]

wish not granted because thats exactly what it looks like

i wish that squrl would participate again

[caboos]

just look at the last reply thing on the right that really makes me look like a spammer

[KashMunni]

I wish i had the power to wish for any thing and it appears in my pocket

[Quotidius]

I wish i had the power to wish for any thing and it appears in my pocket

Wish granted! However, the only wish that comes to your mind is a handful of maggots.

I wish I had a cherry pie.

[Arkeneaver]

wish granted... but the cherries you thought were in the pie were actually something alot worse...

i wish my 5.1 system was actually better then my 2.1...

[Quotidius]

i wish my 5.1 system was actually better then my 2.1...

Wish granted; it now performs as if though it's 3.1!

I wish the cherries in the aforementioned pie were actual cherries, rather than... ugh.

[Babylinda]

Your wish has been granted but why dwindle on that pie buy a new one you cheap bastard! Or American Pie it!

I wish I was an oscar Meyer weiner!

[Quotidius]

Your wish has been granted but why dwindle on that pie buy a new one you cheap bastard!


But I like my cherry pies ;{

I wish I was an oscar Meyer weiner!

Granted. You now go well with potatoes.



No, really, I want my cherry pie.

[Arkeneaver]

and you shall have your cherry pie... but when you go to wallmart to buy one... there out of stock :o they will be in stock by next week... hey... you should be happy, you will atleast get your pie... just not today.

[Quotidius]

just not today.

Aaargh!

[caboos]

I wish people would remember to make a wish
lol

[caboos]

This topic is now the most popular topic on the site yay

[Arkeneaver]

lol/...
anyway back on topic...

wish granted... but people invent the most ridicolous wishes... one being..."i wish the internet no longer existed" which inevitably closed this thread :p

i wish i had an unlimited supply of strawberry mouse in the refrigerator

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted but some got old and now ur house smells like ass for ever

i wish sundays didnt get so boring

[dontleave]

Granted. You got pwned by flying sharks.

I wish there were no flying sharks,.

What... nothing?

[KashMunni]

Wish granted so now i never got pwned by flying sharks!

I wish i had some thing fun to do that i will remember for a long time....

[caboos]

wish granted but something went horrorably wrong and now you remember that fun then horror event forever.
i wish that i wasn't insane

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted now ur a loonatic!

I wish i saw a ghost and had it on camera

[caboos]

wish granted no one believes you and now they think your a lunatic hey join the club(we have jackets we meet on Fridays)

i wish it snows tomorrow

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! but it snows soo much u get stuck in ur house for 5 months and starve to death!

I wish i had the power to walk through walls

[caboos]

wish granted but you fall throgh the floor and break you eye brow (i don't know don't ask me)


i wish i wasnt so tired

[hooray for zombies]

granted! You die, because the dead do not feel weary

I wish that someone would make a wish for me.

[caboos]

wish granted but its a totally useless wish with no meaning

i wish hooray for zombies had more hair

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! his hair grew 1 more centimeter!


I wish I could have Samus's Suit from Metroid and it fits perfectly

[caboos]

wish granted you grow boobs

i wish that the helmet that comes with halo 3 was big enoph to ware

[Prometheus]

Wish granted it's big enough for an infant to wear.

I wish I had my own enjoyable theme music that played all the time.

[caboos]

wish granted its to loud to here anything els
i wish that i get every game diring the summer for free

[KashMunni]

Granted! But You Only Get The Used Up & Broken Ones!!!

I wish all of my useless crap turned into U.S Dollars no one else could see it unless im in a store!

[hooray for zombies]

i wish hooray for zombies had more hair

I'm actually a pretty hairy SOB, just got a haircut and my hair goes past my ears. I'll see if I can get a picture up eventually

Alright, there's a picture of me in the pics section

[caboos]

Kash your wish has been granted

[caboos]

Kash your wish has been granted

[Shrubberyjsc]

OMG, I leave for the weekend, and when I come back this is the most popular thread?!

wow.

I have a wish that can't backfire. =D

I wish you could see this text. =P

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! But Every One Thinks its just retarted..

I wish i never saw caboos's pictures

[caboos]

wish granted

i wish your girlfriend was hot like me

[Quotidius]

i wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Ugh. Wish granted.

I wish everyone Folded (http://folding.stanford.edu/). Want to put an end to Alzheimer's? Then click the link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folding%40Home).

[dontleave]

i wish your girlfriend was hot like me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL, seriously... Wow, that made a tear roll down me cheek, haha!

[Arkeneaver]

wish granted... but the random people which join the folding community get bored and spam the threads with pawn.

i wish i could erase the image, of kash with a girlfriend who resembles caboos, from my mind

[Quotidius]

wish granted... but the random people which join the folding community get bored and spam the threads with pawn.

That stings :o

i wish i could erase the image, of kash with a girlfriend who resembles caboos, from my mind


Wish granted*





*Not.



I really wish more people would Fold (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folding%40Home).

[Shrubberyjsc]

Your wish is really granted.

Many people fold up into folded people. http://www.giladorigami.com/PG_People6.html/image.jpg (http://www.giladorigami.com/PG_People6.html/image.jpg)

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Quotidius]

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=etxZUsIQytE&mode=related&search=)

:p

I wish people would seriously consider Folding (http://folding.stanford.edu/) (no jokes, you bastards!).

[dontleave]

I do that on my PS3 :)

[Shrubberyjsc]

Granted.


!!! That kid is my hero!

[caboos]

your wish is granted...but then your repetitiveness makes everyone die..

i wish i could sing like Mike Shinoda

[caboos]

!!! That kid is my hero!
who?

[Quotidius]

who?



Granted.

:p

I wish people would seriously consider Folding (no jokes, you bastards!).


Actually reading all the posts in the thread helps.

More precisely, this guy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=etxZUsIQytE&mode=related&search=).



Edit:

I wish people would seriously consider Folding.

I do that on my PS3 :)

I bvub j00!

See? Dontleave does it. Why don't YOU (http://folding.stanford.edu/)?



I'll stop bitching about Folding for now.

[Arkeneaver]

yes... stop talking about folding now...

actually that shall be my wish

i wish quoti would shut up about folding XD

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted he has shut up about folding but now hes talking about ironing his clothing :P

I wish i could play Condemned with Baby Linda cos i never played it b 4 and who could think of a better first time to play it with :)

[caboos]

wish granted but you wake up and relies its a dream \

i wish i could sing like mike shanoda again because i didn't answer me before

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! but u tried to perform and got crushed cos every one hated you! And every one threw tomatoes at your favorite shirt

I wish i could have a pair brand new Converse

[KashMunni]

lol this is like the most popular forum but only about 4 people actually use it :D

[caboos]

wish granted but the shoes get ketchup on them the first day your ware them (HA NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE)

I wish i wasn't tired

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! now ur so hiper that u decide u try to be super man and fall of ur roof and to ur death :D

I wish the ketchup from my shoes magically dissapeared and no dirt is able to touch it, it just slides right off :]

[caboos]

wish granted you get silt and sand all over your shoe

i wish new for L4D would finally come out

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted!You were given a time machine and wen'tto the future and baught L4D!! but when u tried to go back the time machine malfunctioned and u went so far backin time then a Dinosaurs ate u...

[KashMunni]

I wish i was famous for saving the world xD

[caboos]

wish granted all the evil people in the world are trying to kill you

i wish the next 360 i got would work

[Stupoider]

Granted, but when you do plug it in, your TV explodes... in fact, all the TVs you and your friends own explode.

I want Bambi's mother to live... T_T

[caboos]

wish granted...she dies 2 minutes later because she wicked old

i wish i could see 28 days later tomorrow

[Stupoider]

Granted, but when you do see it, you are cursed and cannot see 28 Weeks/Months later!

I wish that Pii = Apples.

[caboos]

wish granted but the apples are shaped like i's and are hard to eat
i wish wii = pie

[Stupoider]

Granted, but the pies are shaped like I's and are hard to eat.

I wish that I had a USB cable to plug my printer to my PC.

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted!but but then u get this new keyboard/mouse and the printer wont get out cos its stuck and know u hate ur self

I wish i had a new computer desk and chair

[KashMunni]

I wish I could have Samus's Suit from Metroid and it fits perfectly


wish granted you grow boobs

aw man guess i need a mammogram T_T

[caboos]

lol wish granted its one of those grab ass chairs
http://www.kilshaws.com/images/hand_chair_-_Mar_18.JPG


i wish for chicken wings

[dontleave]

Granted, now you are that loser in Epic Movie.

I wish I was Jesus.

[Arkeneaver]

granted... in fact you became identical to jesus but the pope thinks you as a sick twisted look-a-like and has you crucified... you die in pain. You may be thinking that you have his magical powers... unfortunately not, you may have been identical to jesus, but only from a body point of view... your inner-self is powerless

i wish i had that chair shown above... not for my office... HELL NO, just for my garden.

[KashMunni]

yay i have the coolest chair ever now :D

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! But the hand for your garden came alive and tore your garden to shreds and went after u next

I wish I had the coolest room on Earth

[caboos]

wish granted, but everyone fights you for it because they want it

i wish everyone would push f10 right now

[Stupoider]

Granted. but amazingly, when everyone presses it at the exact same time, your computer happens to gain ever virus known to mankind ( and some to animals. ).

I want a perfectly straightforward, no loopholed wish.

[caboos]

wish granted *breaks the rules of physics and the topic and forms a massive black hole*


i wish the black hole would go away

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! but a new hole called white hole which is 10 x bigger than the black hole comes and is too big that cannot be wished away zomg!!

I wish for a cup that never spills any liquid unless it is in front of some bodies mouth

[caboos]

...why

[KashMunni]

cos sum times i can by clumbsy

[Prometheus]

Wish granted but you can only get liquid in the same way.

I wish KashMunni would win 10,000,000 tacos.

[KashMunni]

Wish Granted! I ate some and saved 30 tacos then sold the rest to taco bell :D

I wish no body cant ever get sick any more

[caboos]

lol wish granted but some mysterious Spanish man named ELcaboosO stole all the taco's on the way to kash

i wish i could afford a car

[Rannos]

Wish granted, but its this (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mmckinst/fox/craig1.jpg) car

I wish all my late work was completed miraculously on time and I didn't have to worry about doing them anymore.

[caboos]

wish granted but it was all done rong 9+3=27 27=retard of all numbers


i wish that i could get my license at the age of 16