Gordon Freeman vs Master Chief

[Stupoider]

Gordon Freeman, obviously.



EDIT: 3rd poll option, Giant Underpants.

[Waterboy2go]

Uh.....why is this in main?

[Deadly]

Crowbar vs. Guns.....Crowbar FTW!!!

[Dead Fish]

Both have the suit, but only Gordon has the Gravity Gun.

*deja vu*

[Stupoider]

Uh.....why is this in main?

Crap. Wrong section. Could a moderator move this please?

[LastZombieStanding]

lol you think some scientist can beat a war thirsty cyborg!!! YOU GUYS THINK WRONG!!!! MASTER CHIEF ALL THE WAY!!!!

[Stupoider]

lol you think some scientist can beat a war thirsty cyborg!!!

Yeah. With good reason.

Chief shoots guns.

Freeman shoots guns, but is a scientist, proving that anyone can shoot guns and thus making Chief obsolete.

[Dead Fish]

lol you think some scientist can beat a war thirsty cyborg!!! YOU GUYS THINK WRONG!!!! MASTER CHIEF ALL THE WAY!!!!


Why does your use of allcaps not surprise me? *

* Halo

edit: So, don't Gordon and MC have a similar arsenal and similar protective measures? What's left except the one being a scientist (=clever, he studied in Vienna ;) ) and having the GG and the other one not?

[Deadly]

Zoey will kick all their asses

[Stupoider]

Zoey will kick all their asses

Zoey got her hands on a Gravity Gun?

Oh, she didn't?

Oh.

.. Oh..

[LastZombieStanding]

lol you think some scientist can beat a war thirsty cyborg!!!


Yeah. With good reason.

Chief shoots guns.

Freeman shoots guns, but is a scientist, proving that anyone can shoot guns and thus making Chief obsolete.

Freeman isn't trained like chief. The Chief is made for war and freeman is made to study. So think about it... Who would win??

[Stupoider]

Freeman isn't trained like chief. The Chief is made for war and freeman is made to study. So think about it... Who would win??

Freeman.

[Waterboy2go]

Freeman.

[Deadly]

Quoting: LastZombieStanding
Freeman isn't trained like chief. The Chief is made for war and freeman is made to study. So think about it... Who would win??


Freeman.

[Qtoy]

Well, the thing is, Chief's only reason for survival is fora suit that recharges if you're out of combat for about a second. Gordon, has a suit that recharges only if he finds a charger or module Also, all Gordon that Green Midget is
A. Stick a crowbar through the front of that helmet
B. Hurl a car at him using the grav gun
C. Shoot him

I also agree with DeAdLy, and you put this thread in a Valve Community, so you can expect Gordon to win the votes, nearly unopposed.
Also, Chief can only hold 2 weapons at once.

[Stupoider]

I also agree with DeAdLy, and you put this thread in a Valve Community, so you can expect Gordon to win the votes, nearly unopposed.

Ah, but there is also an Xbox community. Not everyone has indulged themselves in HL2.

Let's see what happens.

[LastZombieStanding]

You guys know the real answer is chief you just dont want to say it because you probably suck at halo or your too into pc. Oh yeah and you probably just because valve made it. Well news flash valve isnt the best company in the video games industry!

[specter02147]

^ dude do you try to start stuff. freeman would win

[arsis]

Freeman.


ftw


you probably suck at halo


actually i rape at halo

[LastZombieStanding]

Also, all Gordon that Green Midget is
A. Stick a crowbar through the front of that helmet
B. Hurl a car at him using the grav gun
C. Shoot him
XD you kidding me when freeman came to hit him with the crowbar chief would melee then take out an energy sword and start slicing and dicing!

[AckAck]

The Chief is made for war and freeman is made to study

But Master Chief is also controlled by 12-year-old-chocolate-milk-halo-fags.

[LastZombieStanding]

dude do you try to start stuff. freeman would win
no, I didnt start it i put my opinion and some people got all grumpy about it so they started talking crap about my opinion so i had to talk crap about theirs.

[Waterboy2go]

so i had to talk crap about theirs.

Because that solves so much, you're probably the chocolate milk kid.

[LastZombieStanding]

But Master Chief is also controlled by 12-year-old-chocolate-milk-halo-fags.
Umm you look in a mirror lately???

[specter02147]

wow, that must've taken alot of thought

[AckAck]

Yes. I was a sexy post-pubescent hunk of man flesh.

[LastZombieStanding]

Yes. I was a sexy post-pubescent hunk of man flesh.
lol good one man! you made me laugh hard

[specter02147]

you made me hard

ew

[LastZombieStanding]

Quoting: LastZombieStanding
you made me hard


ew

hey stop trying to putting your day dreams in my words FAG!

[dontleave]

Freeman isn't trained like chief. The Chief is made for war and freeman is made to study. So think about it... Who would win??

Freeman.
Freeman.
Freeman.
Freeman.


Lol owned. Freeman would win. They've both done amazing feats of whoop-ass, so when they have the same gear and perform the same on the battlefield... The only difference is that MC is a retard who wants sexy time with a hologram, whereas Gordon is getting Alyx.

[LastZombieStanding]

The only difference is that MC is a retard who wants sexy time with a hologram, whereas Gordon is getting Alyx.
And why do you think things this way??? Do you not get any?

[pkerq32]

Ha fucking halo is shit

[L33T CaBoOsE]

actually if any of you read the books mater chief is extremely intelligent he is excellent in combat tactics and his reflexes are beyond human comprehension with the help of his A.I cortana he is more-so, hes not just some brute master chief will kick Gordan's ass since hes just some wimpy ass scientist who can use a rocket launcher or basically a gravity gun which can throw gnomes at people

[LastZombieStanding]

Ha fucking halo is shit
Probably because you suck at it?

[L33T CaBoOsE]

all master chief has to do is stick a plasy to gordans head and teabag
the left over pices

[Boojangels]

Caution, adult stuff (Peenzorz). You have been warned (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/411504)

[shnookis1]

all master chief has to do is stick a plasy to gordans head and teabag
the left over pices

Oh yah gordon could throw that sticky nade at MC with is gravity gun!

[specter02147]

dude if you don't like halo, it doesn't mean you suck at it. I only liked the first one, I thought 2 & 3 were shit and am good at halo.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

thats because gordans a pussy and since master chife has kickass reflexes heel doge it then he will beat the shit out of gordan with his fists

[shnookis1]

Come now lets not have a fanboy fight :)

[Boojangels]

thats because gordans a pussy and since master chife
Master "Chife" is also a pussy for hiding behind a shield.

The HEV suit doesn't protect Freeman from much, even at full armor.

Edit: Lul, why are we doing this?

[L33T CaBoOsE]

since master chief weighs a ton gordan cant use the gravity gun against him the guns to weak master chief grabs the gun breaks it in half graps a spike grenade atatches it to the dudes privet parts throwes him off a cliff then boom then he calls his spartan budys and they all teabag his splater marks then they all have a slayer match

[LastZombieStanding]

dude if you don't like halo, it doesn't mean you suck at it. I only liked the first one, I thought 2 & 3 were shit and am good at halo.
lol keep dreaming!

[specter02147]

lol keep dreaming!

You can be good at something and not like it.

[Stupoider]

The only difference is that MC is a retard who wants sexy time with a hologram, whereas Gordon is getting Alyx.

That made my day.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

even without the suit heel kick Gordan's ass and master chief is from the future so its Gordan's fault hes not smart enough to make a nuclear suit

[LastZombieStanding]

Quoting: L33T CaBoOsE
thats because gordans a pussy and since master chife

Master "Chife" is also a pussy for hiding behind a shield.

The HEV suit doesn't protect Freeman from much, even at full armor.

Edit: Lul, why are we doing this?
MC fights stronger things than gaylord freeman. And Freeman is a dumbass for letting the monsters or whatever they are on earth!

[L33T CaBoOsE]

oh yea did he mention alyx is a dude and gordans a fag

[arsis]

lol @ an entire forum against one person

[LastZombieStanding]

You can be good at something and not like it.
yeah but you arent

[specter02147]

wow, blind Fanaticism at it's best

am going to cry, a halo fanboy told me am not good at "his" game

[Stupoider]

alyx is a dude

You did not just go there.

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

yea see if gordan can destroy a covenant capital ship and kill the flood at the same time

[Boojangels]

MC fights stronger things than gaylord freeman. And Freeman is a dumbass for letting the monsters or whatever they are on earth!

Lulwut? How was it his fault? He was doing his job and doing what he was told. It was the scientists' fault for not seeing the Resonance Cascade and it is also Eli's fault for accepting the sample from the Gman.

Seriously, why are we doing this, ha ha.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

yea i have nothing better to do right now but argue so i dont really care i think its fun

[LastZombieStanding]

yea i have nothing better to do right now but argue so i dont really care i think its fun
Same here

[L33T CaBoOsE]

:)

[Stupoider]

yea see if gordan can destroy a covenant capital ship and kill the flood at the same time

He can do that.

[Boojangels]

Let's poop on each other.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

in the books master chief did hundreds of missions without his suit sins 18 to like 29 then he got his suit

[specter02147]

books? did they make one about johnson?

[L33T CaBoOsE]

hahahahaha hahahahhaha thats good did i mention the flood rape the spine of humans and aliens gordan has no chance

[L33T CaBoOsE]

yea hey did its called contact harvest

[Stupoider]

Doesn't matter what either of them has done.

If they had to face off against eachother..

WHO. WILL. WIN.

[LastZombieStanding]

Quoting: L33T CaBoOsE
yea see if gordan can destroy a covenant capital ship and kill the flood at the same time


He can do that.
that was a retarded comeback!

[Boojangels]

Must.... Resist... Posting giant underpants video...

[shnookis1]

oh yea did he mention alyx is a dude and gordans a fag

oh yah alyx got a nice aSS!(maybe even for a guy)

[L33T CaBoOsE]

MASTER CHIEF FNJFJNJFJJFJKJFJJFJFJFJFJF



gordan ftl (FOR THE LOSE)

[LastZombieStanding]

Quoting: L33T CaBoOsE
oh yea did he mention alyx is a dude and gordans a fag


oh yah alyx got a nice aSS!
once again someone that cant get any real aSS!

[L33T CaBoOsE]

that means your gay ewe!!

[Stupoider]

Giant underpants. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0)

[specter02147]

that was a retarded comeback!

*cough* your's are worse *cough*

[LastZombieStanding]

Freeman would get tea bagged by grunts with plasma pistols!

[shnookis1]

ROFL, srry im getting lots of enjoyment outa this.

[Boojangels]

Giant underpants.
Excellent, the victor has been decided.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

and then they will pee inn his mouth then the brutes will rape him then jackals will eat him

[LastZombieStanding]

hat means your gay ewe!!
LOL!!!! i didnt notice that part!

[shnookis1]

that means your gay ewe!!

hey r u actually taking this fight seriously?

[Stupoider]

Seriously, I'd glad I made this topic. The lols it has created.. incredible.

[LastZombieStanding]

wow this has been fun!

[L33T CaBoOsE]

pee wee herman FTW


lol no im just bored

[shnookis1]

The lols it has created.. incredible.
Yes, yes u r right.

[Stupoider]

hey r u actually taking this fight seriously?

They must be acting. They MUST be. I can't take this seriously, nobody would act like this.

[Boojangels]

Can you edit polls? All polls must now have giant underpants! Too bad I already voted though.

[shnookis1]

nobody would act like this.
I sure hope ur right.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

pee we herman will teabag gordan

[arsis]

Let's poop on each other.
please?

[L33T CaBoOsE]

were just having fun:) :) :) :) *caugh* master chief*

[Stupoider]

pee we herman will teabag gordan

That is an honour. You are correct. Master Chief does not deserve such a glorious reward.

[shnookis1]

*caugh* master chief*
That proves ur a 12 year old who cant spell....

[Boojangels]

were just having fun:) :) :) :) *caugh* master chief*
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/1niger_please.jpg

Sorry if it offends anyone, heh heh.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

then master chife will rape his giant underpants around pes neck then choke him then he will tebag pewe

[Z2ato]

LOL!

[Stupoider]

^Wtf is that ment to mean? :o

[shnookis1]

R u just having fun posting random stuff?

[Stupoider]

I'm cool with it. I knew this was going to happen to the thread in the first place. ;D

[Boojangels]

R u just having fun posting random stuff?
I try to never pass up chances. Never know when you will get them again. This was perfect for kick starting giant underpants.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

yea im laughing so hard right now

[shnookis1]

Cept this time were on the half life fanboys turf now boi!

[L33T CaBoOsE]

lol pewe will turn his underpants into a enormous slingshot and shoot his balls at people

[LastZombieStanding]

If Chief and Freeman were in a fight Gordon would lay down and say " Tee bag first plz";)......."STFU" Chief says then kills him!

[Boojangels]

If Chief and Freeman were in a fight Gordon would lay down and say " Tee bag first plz";)......."STFU" Chief says then kills him!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/xeq3di.gif

[Stupoider]

If Chief and Freeman were in a fight Gordon would lay down and say " Tee bag first plz";)......."STFU" Chief says then kills him!

Wrong, Gordan never speaks.

F-F-F-FAILURE.

[shnookis1]

Wrong, Gordan never speaks.

F-F-F-FAILURE.
PWNED

[L33T CaBoOsE]

thats because hes stupider :0

[lurk4dead]

I voted for the chief, but I regret that decision because of the people on "my team" he's got a slightly better suit, that was my logic, I completly forgot about the gravity gun.

[Stupoider]

stupoider

Corrected.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

uhhh dude the gravety gun does nothing to master chiefs body and like i said before master chief has emensely awsome speed and reflexes he can run up to 40 mph mabe more

[specter02147]

this settles it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[shnookis1]

thats because hes stupider :0
PWNED

[L33T CaBoOsE]

stupider not a word retard thats why i put the :0

[Stupoider]

uhhh dude the gravety gun does nothing to master chiefs body

That's what you think. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98NUl0b7Xr0)

[shnookis1]

Does master cheif have a sweet song like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVmEOoFwzXE

[L33T CaBoOsE]

thats because of a special pwer up that u get in the beginning of the game witch lasts like 20 minutes and master chief ways a ton not 180 pounds like thos soldiers

[specter02147]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[lurk4dead]

Does master cheif have a sweet song like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVmEOoFwzXE


uhhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiR-oFN42k&feature =related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiR-oFN42k&feature=related)
i prefer the freeman song tho

[LastZombieStanding]

I voted for the chief, but I regret that decision because of the people on "my team" he's got a slightly better suit, that was my logic, I completly forgot about the gravity gun.
umm i dont think a flying lets say phone will hurt Master chief..

[L33T CaBoOsE]

matter o fact halo won the music of the year award for games

[Stupoider]

Does master cheif have a sweet song like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVmEOoFwzXE

That is so awesome.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

and uhhh dude the gravety gun does nothing to master chiefs body and like i said before master chief has emensely awsome speed and reflexes he can run up to 40 mph mabe more and split second reflexs

gordan cant pick up cars with his gun either

[shnookis1]

thats because of a special pwer up that u get in the beginning of the game witch lasts like 20 minutes and master chief ways a ton not 180 pounds like thos soldiers
Ur stupid u have no idea how powerful that gun is, IT WOULD VAPORISE MASTER CHEIF, then fling his dead body around.

[specter02147]

who cares, halo 1 was awesome

[L33T CaBoOsE]

so when gordan and mr chief fight in gordans enemy teratory leme know



and i do i own orange box

[lurk4dead]

chuck Norris simply smirks and beats all of them

[Stupoider]

gordan cant pick up cars with his gun either

Yes he can. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=98NUl0b7Xr0)

[shnookis1]

chuck Norris simply smirks and beats all of them
that should make us all STFU!

[Stupoider]

Gordon Freeman can teabag Master Chief without having to crouch.

The wonders of the Gravity Gun.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

well theres no footage of cars being picked up is there

[specter02147]

johnson would win

[shnookis1]

well theres no footage of cars being picked up is there
Thats wat g-mod is for:)

[L33T CaBoOsE]

johnson is part flood but hes still only human

[Stupoider]

The Dark Energy Gravity Gun can pick up a car.

Got any footage of Master Chief picking up a car?

Picking up ANYTHING other than a weapon?

[L33T CaBoOsE]

yea when you mod, stuff. where talking about the real poeple that all pc gamers do if its to hard and ure pussys, mod it

[specter02147]

dude don't bust on mods

[Stupoider]

yea when you mod, stuff. where talking about the real poeple that all pc gamers do if its to hard and ure pussys, mod it

Well, it's fun isn't it? Don't bring PCs into this, keep it Master Chief and Gordon Freeman.

[LastZombieStanding]

johnson would win
yea johnson tell freeman he's a weak lil bitch and him and chief are homies 4ever! And he some how survives the fall!

[specter02147]

johnson and freeman are nigras

[shnookis1]

yea when you mod, stuff. where talking about the real poeple that all pc gamers do if its to hard and ure pussys, mod it
Wtf, and ur point is?

[Boojangels]

johnson and freeman are nigras
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/monkeyownage.jpg

[Waterboy2go]

and chief are homies 4ever! And he some how survives the fall!


Then they make out and have sex. That would complete your fantasy.

[LastZombieStanding]

yea when you mod, stuff. where talking about the real poeple that all pc gamers do if its to hard and ure pussys, mod it


Well, it's fun isn't it?
no its totally for for douche bags it makes the game no fun thats why i hate to see what you will do with l4d

[shnookis1]

LAWL!

[LastZombieStanding]

Then they make out and have sex. That would complete your fantasy.
dude u thought so its your fantasy!

[lurk4dead]

http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/ hola.jpg (http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/hola.jpg)
this has nothing to do with the argument other than being halo related

[L33T CaBoOsE]

actually he can flip over an elephant that big vehickle in halo3
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgP0kWwaMJU

[Stupoider]

no its totally for for douche bags it makes the game no fun thats why i hate to see what you will do with l4d

.. We'll bring back the old models?

[shnookis1]

no its totally for for douche bags it makes the game no fun thats why i hate to see what you will do with l4d
Wow, you must live a very boring life then

[Boojangels]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/apaper/HellsingV6C01_08.png
Master Cheif eats babies, and not the good kinds.

[Stupoider]

actually he can flip over an elephant that big vehickle in halo3

Using explosives. Way to go.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

wtf^

[shnookis1]

I see were bringing google image into the fight....

[lurk4dead]

boojangels wins

[Stupoider]

Master Cheif eats babies, and not the good kinds.

Haha!

[specter02147]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fUadzVa0fc

[Boojangels]

I see were bringing google image into the fight....
That one was on my hard drive. Hellsing Manga Torrent.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

watch the wholee video fuk off

[LastZombieStanding]

actually he can flip over an elephant that big vehickle in halo3
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgP0kWwaMJU
no he can fly them!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SpDJ67IyCsc

[shnookis1]

That one was on my hard drive. Hellsing Manga Torrent.
w/e ima be showing some stupid google images!

[shnookis1]

http://www.grislygrotto.co.nz/picture_library/image/gordanvsmasterchief.JPG (http://www.grislygrotto.co.nz/picture_library/image/gordanvsmasterchief.JPG)

[specter02147]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54&feature =related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54&feature=related)

[Dead Fish]

Wtf, I come here an hour later and this thread is friggin 127 replies long! o_0"

[Stupoider]

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride.. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TY41o-iZStI)

[L33T CaBoOsE]

too bad that was one of those special halo 3 boxes with the helmet on top poor gordan with some fake blood

[shnookis1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54&feature =related

wtf, is with the related videos, breast feeding toddlers?

[specter02147]

random youtube links page

[lurk4dead]

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride.
catchy 80's tune

[L33T CaBoOsE]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QTpMaIZB64o

[Boojangels]

Don't hide in fridges (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_KXCD5BQiM4)

[shnookis1]

random youtube links page
Ew, now im tempted to watch those vids...

[specter02147]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6342pIvV6A

how do you put a sentence instead of the link?

[Stupoider]

Right then, cut it out folks, back on topic.

[L33T CaBoOsE]

little kids fight evil man http://youtube.com/watch?v=QTpMaIZB64o

[shnookis1]

omg, get back on topic!

[specter02147]

swiffer ftw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54&feature =related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYsKDaQIX54&feature=related)

[L33T CaBoOsE]

gordans a penis taking man rapeing retard wile he gets his ass kicked by a grunt who sticks a plasma down his pants onto his balls then they start dry humping him and then booom!!!

[Stupoider]

gordans a penis taking man rapeing retard wile he gets his ass kicked by a grunt who sticks a plasma down his pants onto his balls then they start dry humping him and then booom!!!

That's more like it.

Btw, I feel like I could take on THE WORLD! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2BRXmgcBHBM&feature=related)

[shnookis1]

gordans a penis taking man rapeing retard wile he gets his ass kicked by a grunt who sticks a plasma down his pants onto his balls then they start dry humping him and then booom!!!
WTF!!!

[specter02147]

OH DAMNNNNNNNNNNN

[shnookis1]

more like day of the TESTACLES~!~!

[L33T CaBoOsE]

randome nisity

[Stupoider]

more like day of the TESTACLES~!~!

Get out.

[shnookis1]

Get out.
why? i didnt mean to insult you?

[lurk4dead]

oh god i voted for the chief why?!?!

quick marty! to the time machine

http://skinnymoose.com/network/wp-content/uploads/ 2007/08/back_to_the_future.jpg (http://skinnymoose.com/network/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/back_to_the_future.jpg)

[LastZombieStanding]

That's more like it.

Btw, I feel like I could take on THE WORLD!
Maniac mansion was better!!!!!!

[specter02147]

jerry seinfeld

[L33T CaBoOsE]

because the chief kikcks gordan ass

[shnookis1]

Maniac mansion was better!!!!!!
DAMN thats gotta hurt....

[Stupoider]

Maniac mansion was better!!!!!!
DAMN thats gotta hurt....

Doesn't hurt 'cause it isn't true.

[specter02147]

am getting to the chopper. Evac

[LastZombieStanding]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u5FY7wbDyEQ IT WAS BETTER!!!!!!!!!

[specter02147]

final thread post

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA

[LastZombieStanding]

no this is http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mbeSAmUP4

[Boojangels]

Whoever gets the last post wins.

[armored cow]

Btw, I feel like I could take on THE WORLD!
So that's where your avatar comes from.
What is that game anyway? Never heard of it..."Day of the Tentacle"? hmm

Oh, and Freeman

[Stupoider]

Gordon Freeman > Master Chief.

[specter02147]

thread closed, please

[Stupoider]

What is that game anyway? Never heard of it..."Day of the Tentacle"?

One of the greatest games of all time. -Stares off into the distance-

Yes, Day of the Tentacle. During the days of classic adventure games.

[Stupoider]

LAST POST!