requested fanfic

[black671]

lol, okay this was requested by e mod and I think that it is a pretty good idea. im gonna be writing a few short stories of the beards of Bill and Francis. This is gonna be a action/comedy. I might not have a lot of time the next few days due to work and a plane to catch, but check back every day or two and u might find an update. like before, I only wish for respectful advice and positive feedback.thx.

[Halfeatendonkey]

Why would you start a topic with "lol" and end it with "thx"

[dontleave]

Because he's funny and grateful?

[Jakpower]

Because he's funny and grateful?

like the people say "nuff said"

[BaldingSteve]

Why would you start a topic with "lol" and end it with "thx"
why do you criticize how people start and end sentences?

[Steve Cloud]

why do you criticize how people start and end sentences?

You mean 'threads'.

[BaldingSteve]

You mean 'threads'.
DAMN, FOILED AGAIN!

[awdrgy123]

why do you criticize how people start and end paragraphs?
thar, fixed

[Shocker05]

O-o I R useless post

you feel special dont you : /

[black671]

LOL THX

[Xaos Falcon]

Wut.

[Dead Fish]

This thread would have more meaning after you wrote that fanfic, no?

[black671]

indeed

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

This thread would have more meaning after you wrote that fanfic, no?


WHERZ TEH FAN FICTIONZZZIZ? (jkin) but rly where iz it lolol

[Xaos Falcon]

Achievement unlocked - take a thread completely off-topic with a single post.

[Keptron]

positive feedback
Most people failed at this part ...

Anyway I will be waiting for it.

[black671]

A once peaceful city, Angel Grove's streets have been evacuated of citizens, and swarmed with infected. It is where four survivors somehow manage to get to the top of an apartment complex. It is where they make their last stand against the plague.
Alas, there are other survivors, entities if you choose to call them that. They are very unlikely survivors, an inseparable pair. They are unknown to the other four, yet they are always by their side. When the shit hits the fan, they are the ones who clean up the mess. They are Ben and Frank, Bill and Francis's super l33t beards.

The survivors make their way into the complex, scavenging every room for weapons and supplies. Bill's stubble quivered.
So these things we're fighting are zombies?
No, they're infected.
Yeah, they're infected zombies.
No, they're just infected with some shitty virus that gets 'em all bitchy and moody.
Heh, sounds like Bill's ex.
The survivors freeze in their tracks as they hear light footsteps in the hallway across from them. Guns at the ready, they approach the sound. As they open the door, they hear a roar and Bill is instantly pummeled by a hunter. Pretty expectantly, the other human survivors do nothing as Bill gets mauled.
Oh Jesus Christ, get it off! Somebody do something!
Frank sighs. I hate playing online. he says as a .357 emerges from the grimy hair and opens fire upon the hunters back. Three bullets penetrate, blood blossoming like roses. The hunter yelps and flies off of Bill, crashing into a nearby dresser, a pool of blood surrounding it.

A few firefights later.....

The survivors manage to get out of the building and into the street.
You hear that?
What?
The music got louder.
Aw shit, here comes a crescendo. the talking grey beard said as a shotgun emerged from Bill's would-be chin area. I like to keep these for close encounters.
Too right mate.
What?
Sorry, been playing a bit to much COD4.
Immediately infected began pouring out from the allies and nearby stores, charging at the survivors. The survivors unholstered their weapons and fired upon the crowd. Dozens of infected were cut down as automatic fire tore through their bodies, hitting the infected behind them. They were sent flying backward as Ben's shotgun punched trough their chests, scattering the ranks. They could see tanks in the background. Their wasn't enough ammo.
There's too many! Ben said as his hairy limbs reloaded his shotgun.
Not for long Frank shouted as he reached deep into the chin. After a few seconds, he found what he was looking for. Out from the depths of his inventory came a rocket launcher.
WTF?
Yeah, prepare for pwnage.
Frank steadied his aim, took a deep breath, and fired the rocket. Francis flew backward, crashing into a pile of garbage as the backblast from Frank's weapon met his face. He clambered to his feet, gun at the ready. Except there was nothing to shoot. The missile completely pwn3d everything on the entire street. Limbs and flecks of blood rained down on them as they walked down the road.
Damn, talk about overkill.
Yeah, I just wanted to get the crescendo over w-
Frank was cut off as a boomer waddled up to him without a warning from the other survivors and puked right on him.
Ben charged at the boomer with a cry of fury and stabbed it with his machete, deflating it. He rushed to Frank's side.
S-s-s-so wet and slimy...
You're gonna be okay, Frank, we'll get you blow dried and-
No, Frank whispered, coughing out boomer vomit. I'm soaked to the chin.... It'll take hours before you get to the center.
Don't leave me! You're the only beard I've got!
Frank was silent now. Bill wiped at the sweat that was weirdly pouring out of his beard. Ben couldn't live on. He grabbed Franks rocket launcher, aiming at his face. He screamed, "NIPPLES!!!" and pulled the trigger.


The explosion killed all survivors. Well, they were all in last stand and no one could revive them so then they died after about a minute. All the people in the server got mad and whined over the anonymous team killer and vote kicked each other.
None of them would ever know of the brave two who stuck by them the entire scenario. The brave two who pwned all those infected at the crescendo. They would never know of..

Ben and Frank:Follicles of Fury

[black671]

well, that was it. I had fun writing it, and I hope you all enjoy it.If anyone wants to request a story idea, just p.m me, i'll probably be willing to write it.

and sry 4 multipost!!

[black671]

k im gonna be on a plane (bak 2 skool!!) tomorrow, so i wont be on 4 a while, c u all later.
and once again, sry 4 multipost

[Shocker05]

Don't leave me! You're the only beard I've got!
Frank was silent now. Bill wiped at the sweat that was weirdly pouring out of his beard. Ben couldn't live on. He grabbed Franks rocket launcher, aiming at his face. He screamed, "NIPPLES!!!" and pulled the trigger.

o-o wtf......................... /facepalm

[awdrgy123]

my mommy says im special:/
well isnt that so

[willie9888]

do not read it has nothing to do with this post except for this 1 thing nice story

[black671]

o-o wtf......................... /facepalm
lulz