Name that Movie.

[lilsamuraijoe]

OK this is easier then name that lyric.
I'll say a movie line and then someone else well say which movie that it is from and then say one of their own.

don't use google.

I'll start.

"Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. "

[Left4Eatin]

OOO i know this, Enter the dragon?

ok, "get over there kid, get to your mom, alright, nobody move, nobody move!*gunshot* turn around, TURN AROUND!, shit!"

[lilsamuraijoe]

Spiderman ?

"I'm sorry. That last hand...nearly killed me. "

[Left4Eatin]

lol its breakdown with kurt russel

[Left4Eatin]

was i right? in a way i guessed

[lilsamuraijoe]

Yes, Enter the Dragon. Did my avatar give it away? You changed your qoute in the middle. oh well.

[Left4Eatin]

lol no i dint even know it was bruce lee,your turn i think

[lilsamuraijoe]

"I'm sorry. That last hand...nearly killed me. "

[lurk4dead]

sounds like a high stakes poker reference. hmmmmm

[Z2ato]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like, victory."

[Steve Cloud]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like, victory."


Apocolypse Now.


My turn!

"Help me! Help me!!"

[Jesus123]

"*Girl Speaking* What where you doing back there? *Guy Speaking* Taking five....... hits from my bong"

[sidesh0w]

"I'm sorry. That last hand...nearly killed me. "
CASINO ROYALE, can't wait for the next Bond.

"you're not the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have his...jellybeans"

[lurk4dead]

"you're not the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have his...jellybeans"


Tropic thunder




"....It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger."



edit: I got the quote word for word now

[POTTENI]

Once upon a time in mexico right?

[lurk4dead]

yeah man. I was worried I didn't put enough of the quote in to make sense, guess not.

"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face"

[KashMunni]

"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face"



Pulp Fiction

Bet y'all can't get this one.

"I would stroke the shaft, cradle the balls and swallow the gravy."

[Goldkills]

tropic thunder

bah cant think of one
next

[Waterboy2go]

"People shouldn't fear their government, government should fear their people."

[Steve Cloud]

"People shouldn't fear their government, government should fear their people."

"V for Vendetta"?

[Waterboy2go]

Right

[USS_Stud]

-plumeting elevator-
IT'S A GREAT DAY TO DIE!

[Z2ato]

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO DIE!

Wasn't that from Starship troopers. Well today was added. "Today is a great day to die"

[Gforcemember45]

"30 seconds, God be with you!"

[Neeto]

"I'm sorry. That last hand...nearly killed me. "

Is 007 Casino Royale, has to be. Luv that movie

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

"30 seconds, God be with you!"
Man on Fire? No wait... hrmm I've seen the movie I swear.

"Stupid is as stupid does ma'am."

P.S. thank god no joker quotes yet!

[Neeto]

Forrest Gump

[maaatt]

"30 seconds, God be with you!"

Saving Private Ryan :D


"Game Over Man, GAME OVER!"

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Forrest Gump
touche.... easy though

"Watch those corners!"

[Z2ato]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" Sorry, couldn't resist.

[l4dfan]

"Game Over Man, GAME OVER!"
aliens?

"your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts, throughout eternity. the list will never end."

[Neeto]

Dunno, hmm.

Here's one I forgot..

"There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."

[l4dfan]

"There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."
kill bill

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

"Game Over Man, GAME OVER!"
shit we quoted the same thing at like the same time....
i'm changing mine

"I eat because I'm lonely, and I'm lonely because I eat!"

oh and l4d that is "A scanner Darkly" right?

[Neeto]

How the ballz would you know that? i have NEVER heard of Scanner Darkly. You peeps must google or know movies line for line.

[maaatt]

"i want my babyback babyback ribs CHILLY babyback"

[l4dfan]

How the ballz would you know that? i have NEVER heard of Scanner Darkly. You peeps must google or know movies line for line.
i've randomly sent my friends that quote about a million times just for kicks so i know it pretty well. and how have you not seen a scanner darkly? it's amazing.

[Mustacio]

"Thats because you know what I can do with my little finger."

[Neeto]

"Thats because you know what I can do with my little finger."

lol 007 CR, good stuff

[Mustacio]

lol 007 CR, good stuff

haha yeah i been repeating that line in my head all day. i wish i was as smooth as james bond

[Neeto]

lol no lie. Same. Cant wait for Quantum Solace

[l4dfan]

"why so serious?"

omg, this is a tough one.

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Yea I've seen a scanner darkly, hell i did a project on philip k dick in 8th grade lol.

"Come with us Michael!"


*lol no takers cmon ppl eighties horror

[Tyr]

I'm going to guess Halloween.

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

I'm going to guess Halloween.
No sorry, "The Lost Boys" but to be fair it was more of a comedy/horror.

"WE'RE GOING STREAKING!"

[arsis]

"GYUHYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!"

[Gforcemember45]

"Dont go into the tall grass!"

[POTTENI]

Jurassic park 2.

"We've got this man, we've got this by the ass!"

[MasterJim]

Dawn of the Dead 1978 Version

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

[Plankie]

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

[Funky Biscuits]

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"
TMNT 3? I think three, it's on the AVGN thing :)

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

[Dead Fish]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

It's soundboards' favourite, Kindergarten Cop.

"You can keep the ten grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - You motherfuckers! - Well, look at him." *points at dead body*

[Stupoider]

"i want my babyback babyback ribs CHILLY babyback"

Austin Powers. xD

[krunsh]

"You can keep the ten grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - You motherfuckers! - Well, look at him." *points at dead body*

snatch (awesome movie).


Here's mine:

I had him! His throat was bare beneath my hand... No! I had him! His throat was there and he'll never come again!

[arsis]

No one seems to know my quote.

[Deadly]

I had him! His throat was bare beneath my hand... No! I had him! His throat was there and he'll never come again!
Sweeny todd



Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[lurk4dead]

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!


John Carpenter's: The Thing. Great movie

[lurk4dead]

"GYUHYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!"


sloth from the goonies?

"WE'RE GOING STREAKING!"

old school

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

" Come on you Apes!! You wanna live forever!?!"

[Z2ato]

" Come on you Apes!! You wanna live forever!?!"

Starship troopers.


You guys remember this quote?
"If you build it, he will come"

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

You guys remember this quote?
"If you build it, he will come"

Not sure about that one. But I know one that is

" If you build it, they will come"

EDIT: and yeah you got it ":D

[Stupoider]

"Holy Jesus. What is that. What the fuck is that?!"

[Steve Cloud]

No one has got mine yet... :(

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

No one has got mine yet... :(

AHH I THINK I KNOW ITT!!

Beatle Juice!!??? ...The part with the fly in the little town thiny RIGH!?!

[KashMunni]

"If you build it, he will come"

The Cable Guy/Friday the 13th? :3

"I never thought I'd say this, but you have smoked your self retarded. -grabs the marijuana-

[Z2ato]

If you build it, they will come"
Nah, Field of Dreams was the movie and it was "he will come" but Its an old movie


"I never thought I'd say this, but you have smoked your self retarded. -grabs the marijuana-
I think that was from Half Baked. Am I right?

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Nah, Field of Dreams was the movie and it was "he will come" but Its an old movie

Ahh I see. xD Mine was from 8 legged Freaks. xD

[KashMunni]

"If you build it, they will come"

Still said that in the movie Cable Guy, though. The movie with Jim Carrey.

I think that was from Half Baked. Am I right?

Yes you're right.

Next quote, por favor.

[Z2ato]

"I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight." lol

[Steve Cloud]

Beatle Juice!!??? ...The part with the fly in the little town thiny RIGH!?!

No.

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

No.

BAHH! =[ thought I had it.

[Z2ato]

There is a couple movies with similar help save me but I think it was the one with that guy from Jurassic park where he invented.. Oh "The Fly!" lol DeMoNsXWiThInnX brought up the fly from the Beetle Juice, so I just thought it was either a small person or an insect

[Steve Cloud]

Oh The Fly! lol


Which The Fly?

[Z2ato]

The 1958 version when the Spider owned that dude and the guy hit him with a rock

[Stupoider]

" If you build it, they will come"

Evan Almighty?

[InstantDeath]

All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO!

my favourite movie of all time.

[Big_Bubbaloola]

How's this:

"Ok, the gun's real ...... but dogs can look up!"

[Steve Cloud]

"Ok, the gun's real ...... but dogs can look up!"


Shaun of the Dead.

[Infest0125]

"Ok, the gun's real ...... but dogs can look up!"

SHAUN OF THE DEAD!! CLASSIC!!

"Just go find a nice quiet place to die...? To I look like I have 'cunt' written on my forehead?"

[Dead Fish]

All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO!

The Matrix Revolutions

Here comes an easy one:
"Fly, you fools!" lol

[Tyr]

"I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight."
For some unknown reason I've seen this movie three times. Something is wrong with my life.

It's "The Devil Wears Prada".


"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and you do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"

(Infest0125, your one's from "Crank".)

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

"Just go find a nice quiet place to die...? To I look like I have 'cunt' written on my forehead?"

CRANK!!! AHH ANOTHER CLASSIC!

"When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"

[gothichorror13]

"When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"
Dawn of the Dead?

"Blow me" =D lol

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

"Blow me"

Tom Cats.? xD........And yeah its Dawn of teh Dead :D

[Infest0125]

"Well you keep rubbing that little putter, cause thats the only action you're gonna get on this trip!"

[Gforcemember45]

"Fly, you fools!" lol

LotR Fellow ship of the Ring.

"Oh Shit! Oh, Oh God! Rob! Rob! Hey Rob! What, I cant hear you! Oh Shit, this is crazy dude!"

"All units Irene, i say again Irene."

"Some call me Tim?"

[Stupoider]

"Fly, you fools!" lol

Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring.

[enjoi]

"All units Irene, i say again Irene."

Black Hawk Down

"Some call me Tim?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Here's a new one:
"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

here's an easy one...

"I've seen piles of shit bigger than you!"

"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

kindergarten cop!

[one of them]

"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and you do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"
Lol, love that movie. Ben Stiller is one of the funniest people on earth.
Zoolander.

Easy one... cause I can't think right now:
"Heeerreeess JOHNNY!!"

[armored cow]

"Heeerreeess JOHNNY!!"
The Shining

How about....
Actually I can't think of anything.

[Jesus123]

"This is my lucky fin"

[darkmessiah]

"Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject. '"

[lurk4dead]

Here's a new one:
"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.


Saw this one a week ago: In Bruges, it's got Colin Ferrel I think

[one of them]

"This is my lucky fin"
omfg, you have lost 85.6% of the respect I had for you.
Finding god damn motherfucking piece of shit faggot donkey fucker nemo.

"Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject. '"
I <3 Huckabees?

[darkmessiah]

I <3 Huckabees?
Batman Forever's Two-Face

Would've been helpful if I italicized TWO you know? but oh well

[lurk4dead]

&quot;Why are you always wearing that stupid rabbit suit?&quot;



Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

[Jesus123]

omfg, you have lost 85.6% of the respect I had for you.
I had respect?


Finding god damn motherfucking piece of shit faggot donkey fucker nemo.
Yes your mother was pretty good last night. *Speak Quietly* HalfEatenDonkey there on to us!

[krunsh]

&quot;Why are you always wearing that stupid rabbit suit?&quot;



Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

donni darko


- Oh my god, was that a ninja?

- More like a &quot;non&quot;-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

[rinnr]

Speed Racer

heres like 1526246 lines cus i kno its gon be hard for yall 2 get this:

People, I just wanna say publicly that maybe we shouldnt be beating our kids, publicly.

mexicans are efficiant. they roll up to the club in the same car there be 39 of the motherfuckers. be like nigga is that ford focus?!

mexicans, all im saying is if your kids in the stroller and his feet can touch the ground, let little essay walk then! he in there with a sidekick and a cigarette, &quot;push faster essay&quot;

Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches cause I don't know your names individually.

Bitches need to stop blaming all your problems on us. Stop tellin' a nigga,&quot;You fuckin up my self-esteem&quot;. bitch it's called SELF-ESTEEM! It's esteem of your mothafuckin' self. How am I gonna fuck up how you feel about you simple bitch?

got shit in my house to make bitches feel comfortable. I got 2 pillows with silk covers on 'em so if a nigga come over and fuck around with a bitch she don't gotta mess up her god damn hair. I got alize at my house. I don't drink no mothafuckin' alize but bitches do. Now what would Michael need to make lil boys feel comfortable... a god damn amusement park?

Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?

[lilsamuraijoe]

Carlos Mencia the movie?

[Waterboy2go]

&quot;Were gonna need a bigger boat&quot;

[arsis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49sPDziuO84 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49sPDziuO84)

[KingKon21]

This one's from my favorite movie of all time.

&quot;Can you count suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. &quot;

[sidesh0w]

Here was mine

DUDE i totally was like wtf sounds like a zombie from half-life. i guess that's where they got it from?

edit: apparently this is like the wilhelm scream

[lilsamuraijoe]

&quot;Were gonna need a bigger boat&quot;
JAWS?

[one of them]

I had respect?

Everyone on the forum starts at 50% respect automatically. Depending on how you answer topics and how good your grammar/spelling is, you gain or lose respect. (this is how it works with me)

Currently my top 5 most respected people are:

1. Frogopus 96%
2. Steve Cloud 91%
3. Squerl 87%
4. Tyr 85%
5. Waterboy2go 82%

You are not ranked.

[KingKon21]

Sweet, were doing top fives now?

1. Tyr
2. Steve Cloud
3. Gorgoth
4. lilsamuraijoe
5. Dontleave

[awdrgy123]

JOO FEELEN LUCKY PUNK?

[one of them]

Sweet, were doing top fives now?

1. Tyr
2. Steve Cloud
3. Gorgoth
4. lilsamuraijoe
5. Dontleave

-68% for de-railing this topic.

Anyway,
&quot;I'm not crazy... I'm just a little insane&quot;

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

&quot;I'm not crazy... I'm just a little insane&quot;
Sounds like something Jack Nicholson would say...

Oooh whats my percent?!

[KingKon21]

-68% for de-railing this topic.
Im pretty sure I didnt de-rail the topic.
-78% for blaming anyone but yourself. *shrug* what does it matter, i never really respected you anyway, I dont expect it in return.

[lurk4dead]

&quot;Can you count suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. &quot;


Just a shot in the dark here: The Warriors?

[KingKon21]

Oooh whats my percent?!
For me, it would be somewhere closer to the top :)

[Infest0125]

Currently my top 5 most respected people are:

1. Frogopus 96%
2. Steve Cloud 91%
3. Squerl 87%
4. Tyr 85%
5. Waterboy2go 82%

Whats my rank?

[KingKon21]

Just a shot in the dark here: The Warriors?
Correct!

[one of them]

Oooh whats my percent?!
75%
You've never said anything I would consider dis-respectful. Yet you've never said anything I found interesting. (No offense)
Whats my rank?
I don't know your rank...
But your percent is 61%
Your on my better side.
i never really respected you anyway, I dont expect it in return.
At first I did respect you. I'll say that much. It's a shame you are so ignorant.
Im pretty sure I didnt de-rail the topic.
You could have made a thread about such lists. I answered a question Jesus had.

Anyway, about &quot;I'm not crazy, I'm just a little insane&quot;
I have no idea where it is from. All I know is that I heard it on TV, and I really liked it. Anyone who knows what its from please share.

[lurk4dead]

&quot;If it bleeds we can kill it&quot;

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

75%
You've never said anything I would consider dis-respectful. Yet you've never said anything I found interesting. (No offense)
I can put both legs behind my head.
&quot;If it bleeds we can kill it&quot;
Predator.

[dontleave]

Sweet, were doing top fives now?

1. Tyr
2. Steve Cloud
3. Gorgoth
4. lilsamuraijoe
5. Dontleave

Love <3

&quot;15-bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe-me-owe-me-owe&quot;

[Gforcemember45]

Everyone on the forum starts at 50% respect automatically. Depending on how you answer topics and how good your grammar/spelling is, you gain or lose respect. (this is how it works with me)

Where am i in all this? Oh and

&quot;You have to accept the fact that you're already dead, and once you do, you'll be able to function as a true soldier. With out remorse or feeling.&quot;

That may not be exact, but really close.

[Etheallmighty]

&quot;15-bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe-me-owe-me-owe&quot;

the Jay and silent Bob movie ( I think it is &quot;stirkes Back&quot;)

I used to recite that rap in the beginning all the time lol

&quot;no no no no no no....I am THE DUDE! or, uh, his dudeness, duder, or even El Duderino....&quot;

not exact quote but darn close

[rinnr]

uh...no1 got mine...u al suck

[enjoi]

JOO FEELEN LUCKY PUNK?

is actually &quot;Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?&quot;

the last one is, of course, from The Big Lebowski

Here's a new one:
- What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful.
- People kept robbing it.
- Small price to pay for beauty.

[Tyr]

Why that be &quot;Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid&quot; with Paul Newman who makes a mean salad-dressing and who unfortunately is not long for this world.

this is the first movie quote that popped into my head:

&quot;That's not a knife. That's a knife.&quot;

(Doesn't work without the pulling out of the Bowie knife but you know where this quote is from anyway.)

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

Crocodile Dundee, that was an easy one ;).

My turn?

&quot;I'm gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.&quot;

[seanistehpwnzor]

dude pure classic. Mad Max 2.


my turn.


&quot;You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel. &quot;

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

&quot;You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel. &quot;

know this one ... have to resist search toolbar ... have to think

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

Got it: Saving Private Ryan. =)

Me again:

&quot;One thing I could never stand. Is to see a filthy dirty old drunky. Howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers. And going blurb blurb in between.&quot;

Edit: ...&quot;As it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that. Whatever his age might be. But more especially when he was real old like this one was.&quot;

[Stickgore]

&quot;My Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you're gonna get&quot; lol easy

[enjoi]

Graf's is A Clockwork Orange.

Next:

&quot;What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?&quot;

[Steve Cloud]

Forrest Gump.

[Antman]

Everyone on the forum starts at 50% respect automatically. Depending on how you answer topics and how good your grammar/spelling is, you gain or lose respect. (this is how it works with me)

Currently my top 5 most respected people are:

1. Frogopus 96%
2. Steve Cloud 91%
3. Squerl 87%
4. Tyr 85%
5. Waterboy2go 82%

You are not ranked.

haha, may i ask why steve beats squerl? lol... in my case, i just like to keep to the background and not draw attention to myself. then i dont get insulted or flamed or anything. and usually only post if its relevent... usually...

and to make this post relevent, the movie is the usual suspects, i actually watched it the other day lol... the scene when they are all in the cell isnt it? lol

edit: just out of curiousity, what percent am i to people? lol.

[Steve Cloud]

haha, may i ask why steve beats squerl?

Ever put your life in another man's hands, ask him to put his life in yours?

[lurk4dead]

&quot;What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?&quot;


KEYZER SOZE!!!!

the usual suspects

[lurk4dead]

&quot;Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?&quot;

[Raijian]

Oohhh I got one!

&quot;WHO DO YOU THINK? THE LIBEANS!&quot;

Not sure if I spelled that right. Lybians. Lebeans... libeanz.... D:

[Steve Cloud]

&quot;Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?&quot;


40-Year-Old Virgin

&quot;WHO DO YOU THINK? THE LIBEANS!&quot;

Life of Brian?

[Raijian]

Quoting: Raijian
&quot;WHO DO YOU THINK? THE LIBEANS!&quot;


Life of Brian?


Nooo.. umm Libeans = Terrorists in this movie.


It's popular... cmon..

HINT: Michael J Fox is in it :p

[Deadly]

try to get mine!

[lurk4dead]

&quot;.......all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.&quot;

[Raijian]

Deadly I can't figure yours out haha

[lurk4dead]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?


National lampoon's christmas?

[Deadly]

National lampoon's christmas?
:D yup!

[Steve Cloud]

Nooo.. umm Libeans = Terrorists in this movie.


Oh. Back to the Future?

[Deadly]

: [troubled] I put him in the septic tank
: [confused] Who?
: [nervously] The corpse?
[stunned] He wasn't a corpse when I left him Charlie
[shocked] Should we get him out?
Yeah how long has been down there breathing liquid shit?

[lurk4dead]

Guy 1: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Guy 2: They're OK.

Guy 1: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Guy 2: Hey Halberstram.

Guy 1: Yes, Allen?

Guy 2: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Guy 1: No, Allen.

Guy 2: Is that a rain coat?

Guy 1: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is &quot;Hip to be Square&quot;, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[Guy 1 raises axe above head]

Hey Paul!

[he bashes Guy 2 in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]

Guy 1: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

This is a really twisted scene, I put Guy 1, Guy 2 instead of their full character names.

[Steve Cloud]

Oh oh!

Psycho, right?

[lurk4dead]

quite correct. when I first saw that I didn't know if laughing or cringing would be best for the situation.

[Left4Dead2008]

Guy 1: &quot;What is sex without love?&quot;

Guy 2: &quot;SEX!! IT'S STILL SEX!!&quot;

[ShawtyRedd]

People, I just wanna say publicly that maybe we shouldnt be beating our kids, publicly.

mexicans are efficiant. they roll up to the club in the same car there be 39 of the motherfuckers. be like nigga is that ford focus?!

mexicans, all im saying is if your kids in the stroller and his feet can touch the ground, let little essay walk then! he in there with a sidekick and a cigarette, &quot;push faster essay&quot;

pimp chronicles 1

[one of them]

haha, may i ask why steve beats squerl?
He's funny. Not that squerl isn't, but still. 3/4 of Steve's post literally make me laugh out loud.

edit: just out of curiousity, what percent am i to people? lol.
...
*Calculating*
...Grammer = Good (3/5)
...Spelling = Great (4/5)
...Interest = Fair (3/5)
...Intelligence = Good (4/5)
.........
Done

You are currently at: 56%
Congratz!

Guy 1: &quot;What is sex without love?&quot;

Guy 2: &quot;SEX!! IT'S STILL SEX!!&quot;

I wanna say Shallow Hal...

&quot;...shit&quot;
lol, try guessing that one. :P

[Funky Biscuits]

...shit

Sounds like every other line off GTA:SA

[one of them]

Sounds like every other line off GTA:SA
Holy shit you got it right!

[Waterboy2go]

&quot;She's going pee pee, it's nothing I wanna see see&quot;

[lurk4dead]

to tell you is that we ain't got no entertainment center, no climate control, no video system, no surveillance, no freezers, no fucking ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns. All we got here is *shit*! Oh, what the hell are we even talkin' to her for? She's the one that brought the fucker. Why don't we just get her head and shove it through the FUCKING WALL!


I really liked this movie, not alot of people did

[Etheallmighty]

lurk4dead, I can't even begin to guess...actually it might fit the same movie I'm doing below.


no one even tried mine:(....

here it is again!


&quot;no no no no no no....I am THE DUDE! or, uh, his dudeness, duder, or even El Duderino....&quot;

Hint: made by the coen brothers

[lurk4dead]

nah man someone guessed yours already, It's the big lebowski, such a great movie.

[Raijian]

Oh. Back to the Future?


Yes! :D

[one of them]

&quot;no no no no no no....I am THE DUDE! or, uh, his dudeness, duder, or even El Duderino....&quot;


Hint: made by the coen brothers

Is it, The Big Lebowski? (how ever you spell it.)

[KingKon21]

At first I did respect you. I'll say that much. It's a shame you are so ignorant.
Eh, i lied. I really do respect you, regardless of my posts in the past <3. You would be here . . .1. Tyr
2. Steve Cloud
3. Gorgoth/Darksora
4. lilsamuraijoe/0n3_0f_7h3m
5. Dontleave
&quot;I wake up in the morning, and i piss excellence!&quot;

If you cant figure that one out, so help you god.

[DJTricky]

&quot;Where did you get those clothes.. at the.. toilet store?&quot;

[lilsamuraijoe]

1. Tyr
2. Steve Cloud
3. Gorgoth
4. lilsamuraijoe
5. Dontleave

This is good news for me! I always thought I was kind of looked down upon on these forums... like a pedo or perv or something like that.

[Etheallmighty]

&quot;Where did you get those clothes.. at the.. toilet store?&quot;
40 yr old virgin?


Is it, The Big Lebowski? (how ever you spell it.)
yeah just saw it 1st time yesterday. loved it :)

&quot;YUR GONNA DIE CLOWWN!!!&quot;
lulz just thinking about it

[Pastykid]

&quot;Where did you get those clothes.. at the.. toilet store?&quot;

anchor man :)

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

forgot the names :/ but its from an awesome film i watch every 2 nights :)

[narrating] &quot; My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. &quot;

same film

[enjoi]

It's either Snatch or Lock Stock....
Jason Statham plays the Turkish guy

Here's another ridiculously easy one:
&quot;It can only be attributable to human error.&quot;

[lurk4dead]

&quot;It can only be attributable to human error.&quot;
I'd say it would be 2001 a space odyssey, or if it was used more recently maybe I Robot


Edit: my earlier quote is from earlier is from a sequel in a series, nobody liked it because all of the best characters from the first movie except one die in the first 5 minutes without saying a word.

[Infest0125]

&quot;Get off my lawn.....&quot;

[sagesource]

&quot;Get off my lawn.....&quot;

The 2008 Republican presidential campaign?

[lilsamuraijoe]

&quot;Get off my lawn.....&quot;

Monster House!

[GamerKing]

&quot;They're coming to Fast!&quot;

[G_X]

&quot;They're coming to Fast!&quot;
That's what SHE said!

But no, I dunno what that's from.&quot;Get off my lawn.....&quot;
Gran Torino.

[lilsamuraijoe]

&quot;They're coming to Fast!&quot;
Star Wars.


&quot;It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb. &quot;

[Antman]

&quot;It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb. &quot;

Pineapple Express. Great movie lol.

Edit: Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

forgot the names :/ but its from an awesome film i watch every 2 nights :)

[narrating] &quot; My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. &quot;

same film
snatch. also a great movie lol

[Badboy]

&quot;Oh my god, they're eating her. Then they'll eat me.&quot;

...

&quot;OOHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!.!.!&quot;

[DangerWillRobinson]

Trolls or Trolls 2.

FUCK YEAH.


Here's mine.
-----
&quot;Ever heard the one about the guy who had five penises?*snicker*....His pants fit like a glove.&quot;

[DTard]

lets see if you guys can get mine >:)

1:What are you loo-loo-looing about?

2:Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing.

1:All right, all right. Willow away, willow away.

[Knut]

&quot;English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!&quot;

1:What are you loo-loo-looing about?

2:Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing.

1:All right, all right. Willow away, willow away.

Hm is it the court smth, cant remember the whole name :<

[EClaris]

court jester i think, not sure.


its old right?

Edit: Imdb'd to make sure and i was right so i'll post mine.
Deadly cant answer

Someone once said freeways are the cathedrals of our time. Not me.

[one of them]

True Stories

Recent Movie:
&quot;LONG LIVE SACRED GERMA- *bam* *dead*&quot;

[EClaris]

Darn, i was hoping its obscurity would make it hard

you got it

[Cyanyde]

&quot;They're coming to get you, Barbara..&quot;

[one of them]

I've seen just about every movie ever made.
Well.... every &quot;good&quot; movie ever made.

[EClaris]

i believe you. I love that movie, and apparently my parent saw it together on one of their first dates, so its somewhat responsible for my existence

[Deadly]

I so won at this yesterday.


A little bit lengthy


This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, &quot;Danny you're a young man, don't do it!&quot; And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, &quot;What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!&quot; And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?

[ThE ScHeEzYY]

saving private ryan.

[Infest0125]

&quot;LONG LIVE SACRED GERMA- *bam* *dead*&quot;

Valkyrie?

[Jones_GT]

&quot;They're coming to get you, Barbara..&quot;

Night of The Living Dead. Dont waste my time...

[Deadly]

saving private ryan.

You little googler

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, &quot;Danny you're a young man, don't do it!&quot; And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, &quot;What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!&quot; And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?
Saving Private Ryan

edit: shit someone else got it lol. that's my favorite war movie of all time though.

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

&quot;I AM A GOLDEN GOD!&quot;

[Deadly]

&quot;I AM A GOLDEN GOD!&quot;

Golden child?

[DTard]

alrighty then, try this one!

&quot;Get out of here, you bastard! I'll burn you up! I'll fry you!&quot;


or even better:
&quot;That's right! I'm frightfully funny, frightfully friendly and I can make all your dreams come true.&quot; (different movie)
Another quote to maybe help you out:
&quot;I am a professor. I am a genius. You may call me Professor Genius. And this is Bon Bon.&quot;

[Funky Biscuits]

Don't call me Shirley

[binge]

&quot;I swear 'm going to pistolwhip the first person that says shenanigans!&quot;

[Cyanyde]

<div class="quote">Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? </div>

[DangerWillRobinson]

Dtard you fucker, you overwrote me.



Here's mine.
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&quot;Ever heard the one about the guy who had five penises?*snicker*....His pants fit like a glove.&quot;

[yourbadmega]

&quot;GET TO THE CHOPPA!&quot;

[Funky Biscuits]

U fail

[Infest0125]

Don't call me Shirley

Airplane

[Xaos Falcon]

&quot;We-aaaaa-e-lleeeeeeeeey.&quot;

[Infest0125]

&quot;We-aaaaa-e-lleeeeeeeeey.&quot;

Wall-E

[Cyanyde]

Anyone get mine yet?
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

[DTard]

Dtard you fucker, you overwrote me.


sorry.

i just posted, didn't expect everyone to ignore yours...

[masterblaze0]

&quot;I'll have what she's having&quot;

[Von Beck]

&quot;I'll have what she's having&quot;
I know it.... but can't name it.. it's on the tip of my toung...... gah it kills me.

here's mine I'll get back to you on that. &quot;you know what I used to eat for breakfast?... cocain!... did you know what I used to eat for lucnh?... cocain!&quot; &quot;what did you have for supper?&quot; &quot;was it cocain?&quot;

[Infest0125]

&quot;you know what I used to eat for breakfast?... cocain!... did you know what I used to eat for lucnh?... cocain!&quot; &quot;what did you have for supper?&quot; &quot;was it cocain?&quot;

ROLE MODELS!!

[POTTENI]

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Fight Club right? I had to sit through it a couple weeks ago.

[Cyanyde]

Fight Club right? I had to sit through it a couple weeks ago.
You got it :)

[DTard]

I'm still waiting for people to guess this one:
&quot;&quot;Get out of here, you bastard! I'll burn you up! I'll fry you&quot;

[arsis]

&quot;I'll have what she's having&quot;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvzYrmKae4

[masterblaze0]

Quoting: masterblaze0
&quot;I'll have what she's having&quot;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvzYrmKae4

That is the SINGLE GREATEST SCENE EVER! :D

[Cyanyde]

&quot;Abandon selective targeting. Shoot everything. Targets are now free. We've lost control.&quot;

[Steve Cloud]

28 Weeks Later?

(Wild guess, it just sounds like something that happens in that movie)

[Cyanyde]

28 Weeks Later?

Yup.. nice guess