Embarassing stories...

[Infest0125]

If you have embarassing stories, post them up here.

[Infest0125]

Fine... I'll start.

I was at my ex gfs when we were still dating and we had gone into her room to make out. Her step dad was outside and we were making out a lot and she was on top of me... But then we realize her step dad can see through the window cuz hes on a ladder working on the house... So he saw some of it... And yea we had some explaining to do...

[Jesus123]

Dude you need to slow down on the thread making. A thread a day is pushing it. Oh and I do have a embarassing story.

In 8th grade me and my class was jogging around our football field for P.E. and I thought it would be funny to pull down my friends P.E. shorts down. I did and we all had a good laugh and then when I wasn't paying attention he pulled my boxers and all and every person in my class saw my junk. It was around 60 people so you can imagine how I felt.

[PewPew]

I gotta take a shit in a cup for the doctor.

[Left 4 Dead]

Thread is actually quite old, I believe.

My ex girlfriend once caught me with my pants down at a party, my back turned to her. She was pretty mad that I had broken up with her, so she yelled to everyone to look at me, in an attempt to embarrass me.

Funny thing is, she didn't see her sister sucking my dick, and by then it was too late. Everyone saw.

Lol.

[ZiggY]

Well, heres one that happened about a year ago this time (august, september-ish).
I was living out in Vancouver for a while meeting some old friends. I was there for a few months, and left about November 20th for my sisters birthday back home. Anyway, back to the story.

I was hanging out with my friend Jen, when she introduced me to this other girl, Ashley. Right off the bat I knew that she liked me, it was obvious, but for some reason I had a feeling that there was something off about her. Not thinking much of it, we went to a place called 'Pearl Drops', a place where they sell bubble tea. She was eyeing me up bigtime when we were in there, so I asked her if she wanted to come back to my apartment to watch a movie. She said yes, so we waited for our bubble tea's and got on the skytrain to go home. Only took a few minutes to get there since Pearl Drops is just about a 10 minute drive away, so we were there in no time.

As soon as we stepped in the door, we started to make out, all while I kept thinking that something was not right. Who cares though, I mean, I'm making out with a hot chick I just met, or so I thought. I'm not sure why I didn't realize it at first, but I soon found out.

We went to the couch, and I took off my shirt. She then took off her shirt and looked a little flat chested. She didn't look it before, but then I noticed that there were those gel inserts in her bra, so I didn't think much of it. Another warning sign which I should have noticed.

After a little mouth to mouth, she took my pants off and got on her knees. At this point, she was wearing nothing but panties with her legs together. I can still see it burned into my brain.

After a few minutes, I told her to take them off. She didn't even stop, and used one hand to pull off her panties, when I got the biggest shock of my life. As soon as they were down, out popped the little head. I let out a scream and the head clenched it's teeth and let out a noise, and before I could do anything she pulled off her mask and spit liquid acid all over my cock.
FATALITY!

[globalenjoi]

I think it would be pretty neat if this thread wasn't shitty.

[one of them]

This thread has taken a U-Turn, then a left, then a right down the road to hell.

[lurk4dead]

Once in grade 8 everyone from my school was lined up to go back into class after recess (aww such fond memories). Anyways, I out of a crowd of about a hundred people happened to get shat on the top head by a seagull, then I had to wait until my line was allowed to go back inside till I could wash off my head in a bathroom.

[ZiggY]

What a waste. I guess thats the last time I share my life experiences with you guys.

[DangerWillRobinson]

ZiggY

wat

[Jesus123]

What a waste. I guess thats the last time I share my life experiences with you guys.
Your story is unique......

Thats the most horrible story I've ever heard of. Did she/he suck you off lol?

[Infest0125]

Ziggy, I saw that coming and that freaked me out... I feel soooooooo sorry for you...

And left 4 dead, don't worry bout it lol

[armored cow]

Noooooooo dontleave's avatar is different!!! He only changes it like, twice a year, and every time I die a little inside...

[Infest0125]

Noooooooo dontleave's avatar is different!!! He only changes it like, twice a year, and every time I die a little inside...

Please don't derail topic... Already been twice? lol

[Z2ato]

Ok heres mine.

True story, I was making out with my girl then pressure comes and I let out a big fart. Not the soft ones but the loud one. She said gross but funny thing is we kept making out afterward.

[DangerWillRobinson]

Well here's mine...

Well back in 9th grade, I went to a very very shitty charter school, basically in the ghetto with no structure or anything, so more or less it was a day care...

About half way into the semester, our school *roughly 50 people* decided we were all going to get baked before school, and just play it out throughout the day. So when the day came, when it was time for school, every class was dead silent. Everybody was trying too hard not to laugh, in my class especially.

So around lunch time, you'd imagine we were all very very hungry, so we ordered 5 large pizzas from pizza hut and had them delivered, not only was this epic, but we all probably finished them off in roughly 8 seconds.

So as that wasn't enough, a girl brought a thermos of vodka to school, and I took a few large swigs of that, just to top off the bloody weed we had earlier. Needless to say I was out of it. I managed to find my way inside of a closet in my math class, and was singing row-row-row-your-boat over and over while everybody was barricading me in with desks and chairs.

Now for the embarrassing part...
Little to my knowledge, my mom was coming that day to take our pictures for our I.D. cards... And was quite surprised when she found out i was barricaded inside a closet singing to myself. After about 20 minutes of getting the shit out the way, she opened the closet to find me inside, I can not begin to explain the amount of bricks I shat... Although, my I.D. picture was quite memorable, with that smack across my face and all.

[Steve Cloud]

Short Version:

When I was thirteen I got into a fight. I charged, he did some kind of Judo move and I was on the ground within seconds. Very embarassing because I was like five foot ten (tall) and part of the local weightlifters club while he was short and wiry.

I got my revenge but there wasn't anyone around to see it. Just the way I like it.


Long Version:

I was thirteen years old and it was summer, I guess the heat short-wired the school bully's brain because he must have been insane to start going after me. At almost six foot tall and a long-time member of the local weightlifting club, I was a behemoth compared to my schoolmates, even ones older than I. Still, I was a good guy and never antagonized anyone, in fact, I usually broke up fights.

But either way, this kid wouldn't stop, he did everything from destroy my pens and pencils to physically abuse me and some of my friends. Finally, one day, when it was 40 degrees and I couldn't take it anymore, I challenged him in the school yard.

At first it was just us eying each other down, waiting for the first strike. He made several false moves trying to get me to flinch, but I just kept standing there, then, when I thought I had tricked him into thinking I was going to stand there like a statue until he moved, I charged.

I planned to deliver a devestating haymaker punch that considering our physiques would probably send him flying, literally. That didn't happen.

Suddenly, he pulled some judo move on me and before I knew was was going on, I had been thrown of his shoulder and I landed on my back. Back then, I had had a bad back from all my weightlifting, and it hurt like hell went my back suddenly hit the ground like that.

Needless to say I was embarassed and in pain, a teacher broke it up before anything further could happen. A lot of people suddenly thought I was weak.

I managed to get them to stop thinking that though (hint: they didn't know martial arts.)

[Badboy]

So I was in this terribly embarrassing forums.

OSHT

[Jesus123]

Epic story DangerWillRobinson :D

[Infest0125]

Epic story DangerWillRobinson :D

[Jesus123]

I have another story too share.....

In 6th grade a guy offered me candy to get in his car.....

[Infest0125]

In 6th grade a guy offered me candy to get in his car.....

hahahaha nice.... Did you take the candy??

[Jesus123]

hahahaha nice.... Did you take the candy??
ARE YOU CRAZY?

















Of course I did :D
But I also remember waking up in a alley.

[Gforcemember45]

Its when i was back in 2nd grade. It during recess, this was the time that i was beginning to become the sinister demon I am today, anway I was running around like an idiot and i tripped over something.

Some how the fall or the landing caused my pants to come off, and suddenly became the joke of the day. There was this one kid who took it overboard, i cant remember what he said, but i got off the ground, pulled up my pants, and punched him square in the face.

I think knocked a tooth out the bastard and the best thing was, i didnt get in a lick of trouble.

[Jesus123]

i was back in 2nd grade
think knocked a tooth out the bastard
i didnt get in a lick of trouble.

Yep, that sums it all up.

[Gforcemember45]

pretty much.

[Tyr]

Well not too embarrassing, but my story comes with props so bear with me.

This was back in 2004, September 12th to be precise. I was going to band practise at my mates house in my Mum's car. It had been raining and the roads were slippery and I had just got my license, ergo I wasn't incredibly experienced. I ended up taking a corner badly and sliding onto fuel pipes, car rolled on it's side and slid along the pipes like a rollercoaster. I only suffered a broken wrist so I was pretty much okay but the unfortunate part of it was this:

Behind me, unbeknownst to me, was a photographer for the "Dominion Post" one of the major newspapers in the country. He was going to work and must've thought Christmas had come early, he snapped a few shots and went on his way to work, (bastard didn't even offer to help.)

The next day, still shook up, I see this in the paper:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/Tyferra/peterpiper.png

I go to school, my wrist bandaged, (didn't know it was broken until getting it checked out two days later, damn Paramedics,) and was met by a rousing cheer and a mocking round of applause. I suffered stabs about that episode for the remaining time I was at school.

BUT, that wasn't the end of it. The photographer was so opportune at catching me in the act that the photo and story went to every single fucking newspaper in the country. It was even on the front page of a couple of the smaller ones. New Zealand is a small country and it must have been a slow news day but having unwanted attention from just over 4 million people is not a cool feeling.

(The article got two things wrong by the way, I wasn't a year 13 student I was in year 12, plus it wasn't a school band it was one I had set up with my friends.)

[Gforcemember45]

damn Tyr, that is one way to get to some looks your way.

[Xaos Falcon]

Three words.

Tidy.

Widy.

Wedgy.

[Infest0125]

Tyr, that is fucking awesome XD

[Steve Cloud]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8162/peterkicksasscopywq1.png


Holy shit I suck at fire and photoshop altogether.

And here is one with text. (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2726/peternewscopyrn6.png)

[Infest0125]

LMAO Steve.... That was great!

[Tyr]

Steve is that a Glasgow Smile you've painted on my face?
I do say, I like the chrome .45; suck it muthafuckahs!

Awesome article by the way. You forgot to mention though that after everyone was dead I posed and delivered my catch phase... whatever that is.

[Steve Cloud]

nah, its supposed to be a cross-shaped cut.

Awesome article by the way. You forgot to mention though that after everyone was dead I posed and delivered my catch phase... whatever that is.

Thats on the next page.

[Thor-axe]

I don't get embarrassed.

[Shrubberyjsc]

I have nothing but embarrassing stories.

:<

[Billy Dickhead]

It was a pleasant Autumn morning in 2nd grade. Thanksgiving was looming on the horizon. The kids were all wearing pilgrim and indian costumes, and we were making neat little turkeys by tracing over our hands onto brown construction paper. I got into a bit of an argument with this red headed bully, Thomas, over a gluestick. He said my mom liked to eat turds and I ended up slugging him in the shoulder. I guess I didn't know my own strength because Thomas started to cry! I had never hit anyone before but this ding-dong was really cruisin' for a bruisin! Our teacher, Mr. Dollopson, had a history of being strict, though he had never been anything but kind to me... that is, up until this fateful day. He asked me to stay in during recess.

The other kids went outside to play and Mr. Dollopson approached me with his hands on his hips. &quot;Oh Billy,&quot; he said with a sigh, &quot;what are we going to do about you?&quot; Next thing I knew I was sucking the bloated purple end of Mr. D's fat dong. Now here's where things get fuzzy. I remember Mr. D swatting me on the top of the head with a ruler and clapping two erasers in my face while I nibbled on the end of his big plum monster. Then he told me to grab a glue stick and rub it on his dick followed by a sprinkle of glitter. As the students returned from break, Mr. Dollopson and I were both sitting completely naked on his desk, indian style, facing each other, and gluing little construction paper beaks and feathers on each others sticky genitalia. The other kids started screaming hysterically and one ran to get the principal.

While I was trying to fit my pants back on over my festive dick, a smelly toot, no doubt a side effect from the previous nights taco dinner, snuck it's way out from between my little buns. All the kids pointed and laughed at me as I tried to explain to them that my new BK Ratch-Tech sneakers squeak sometimes, but nobody bought it. It was the single most embarrassing moment of my entire life and it still haunts me to this day.

I no longer celebrate Thanksgiving.

[e mod]

my embarassing story is one of much woe.I was waiting for a game to be released.It was annouced to be the biggest game to come out thay year.so i had to choose between many items i wanted in the long months following up until the games release.I slaved away for three months without soda,printing paper,pens.pencils,roman noodles and even weed to save for this fucking best collectors addition of this dam game!then the night it was to release i stood infront of best buy for 6 hours.Then ran in bought the game ran to my house plugged it in and played....i retured the game in 30 minutes and soled the collectors edition garbage.....that was the story of me buying gaylo 3...

[Dead Fish]

Behind me, unbeknownst to me, was a photographer for the &quot;Dominion Post&quot; one of the major newspapers in the country. He was going to work and must've thought Christmas had come early, he snapped a few shots and went on his way to work, (bastard didn't even offer to help.)

Haha, oh wow. That's a story your grandchildren will want to hear. ^^ Truly funny.

[Jakpower]

I GOT 1.One time in 5th grade we had a water balloon fight.And theres a hot girl with REALLY short shorts so i went to her pulled down her pants and then she grabs my hand rushes me to the back of the school and we started to make out but of course i was caught (just when i was getting a blow job)and i got suspended 5 days THEN my classmates see me and laugh

[Infest0125]

I GOT 1.One time in 5th grade we had a water balloon fight.And theres a hot girl with REALLY short shorts so i went to her pulled down her pants and then she grabs my hand rushes me to the back of the school and we started to make out but of course i was caught (just when i was getting a blow job)and i got suspended 5 days THEN my classmates see me and laugh

Totally worth it man... TOTALLY worth it...

[armored cow]

we started to make out but of course i was caught (just when i was getting a blow job)
in 5th grade
That really just doesn't seem to add up.
I don't even know anyone who thought girls were more than disgusting in grade 5.

[Tyr]

I think that my post should set precedent - you need proof. Too many of these stories seem to be, &quot;yeah I was getting a blowjob from some chick and people saw,&quot; which to my way of thinking translates as someone saying &quot;oh by the way I have sexual experiences with women just in case you didn't know,&quot; in an effort to confirm their sexuality and uh... libido.

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

I GOT 1.One time in 5th grade we had a water balloon fight.And theres a hot girl with REALLY short shorts so i went to her pulled down her pants and then she grabs my hand rushes me to the back of the school and we started to make out but of course i was caught (just when i was getting a blow job)and i got suspended 5 days THEN my classmates see me and laugh
and then you woke up?

And umm props to Billy Dickhead, Tyr, and Steve for making me laugh out loud in the most literal sense.

*there are a bunch but I'm lazy so...
8th grade, boner, teacher told me to get her heart monitor.

[lilsamuraijoe]

I can only think of the time I learned this one girl, who I was fond of, had a boy friend, only after I confessed that I was deeply in love with her. She told me nicely though so I guess it wasn't that bad.

[one of them]

I have nothing but embarrassing stories.

We've already SEEN yours.

[armored cow]

We've already SEEN yours.
XD
What I was thinking!
:D We love you, shrub.

[Infest0125]

8th grade, boner, teacher told me to get her heart monitor.

Well then stop being lazy cuz I intend on hearing that full story... or one of ur others.

[ShawtyRedd]

this 1 time....at band camp....no but seriously folks

*there are a bunch but I'm lazy so...
8th grade, boner, teacher told me to get her heart monitor.

something like this happened 2 me

i was in the pool with my ex (we were going out at the time) but my mom was there but we didnt really give a fuck we were still kissing and all that good shit....then she told me she wanted to see my penis...so she looked in my shorts and my mom saw the look on her face(which looked like &quot;OMMFG&quot;) and my mom called me out of the pool to tell me bye cuz she was leaving....but my penis was erect(im trying not to make the story explicit) and i had to hold my shorts up and out so no one could see my &quot;boner&quot; when i got out of the pool....but that didnt work out too well.my mom asked me why i was doing it and i told her some bullshit story like my shorts were heavy because of the water.....she didnt buy it

[Infest0125]

Shawty... You shoulda taken a towel or ur shirt and slightly covered it... woulda worked better than holding up ur shorts... Did u get in a lotta shit after that? haha

[ShawtyRedd]

luckily nope...my mom is pretty cool so she never mentioned it afterwards...and my shirt and towel were in the beach chairs......that my mom was sitting in lol

[Infest0125]

lol nice... but if she was there wouldn't she have known u were kissing and stuff which leads to boners...?

[ShawtyRedd]

but still....no one wants their mom to see what looks like a baseball bat bursting from their pants......another funny thing is before she left she told me to behave myself &quot;and dont touch the pretty girl&quot;....i hope she was being sarcastic

[Infest0125]

but still....no one wants their mom to see what looks like a baseball bat bursting from their pants......another funny thing is before she left she told me to behave myself &quot;and dont touch the pretty girl&quot;....i hope she was being sarcastic

True... btw what happened after she left?? I'm curious...

[ShawtyRedd]

That my friend....is not a story for an &quot;embarrassing&quot; moments thread

[arsis]

Well, when I was about 13 or 14, I didn't have my own computer. I had to use the computer that was in the game room of our house. My sister's room is just around the corner of the game room. I had discovered jacking off about 2 years prior to that, so I was obviously still enticed by it, a lot. I used to put papers on the stairs so that I would hear someone if they were walking upstairs. The stairs lead right into the game room. Well, I was jacking off on the computer for a while, when my sister opened her door really fast. She came straight towards me asking if she could use the computer. I had quickly closed the internet so she didn't see that, but I said &quot;Sure.&quot; As I said that I was pulling my pants up and holding my boner as I leaned over it. She knew exactly what I was doing. I walked back to my room hunched over in shame, also hiding my obviously erect penis. She never said anything about it but I know she knew what I was up to. Quite embarrassing if you ask me.

[Inspector Jones]

Ok so one time I made this bet with the Devil himself that I could out run the Flash. The devil was skeptical of my claim, and arranged the challenge.

So after fucking two virgins at once (my normal warm-up before I hit some laps), I was ready to go. I met with the Flash, and he gave me some bullshit about how he would go easy on me, and I called him a pussy.

So the race began, and I was just wasting this punk ass bitch, when the most embarrassing thing happened. I tripped over a banana peal, and splat into some dog shit.

Not only did I lose the race, but I smelled like shit for an entire year, and I lost the deal to the devil and was forced to be anally violated by Wilford Brimley. Talk about a bad day.

[Tarron]

i was circumcised at 18, and had to walk around my parents house for about 2 weeks with basically nothing on, or with just a towel after the first few days, so alot of the time my cock was in full viewage by family and was swolen and looked like a tennisball in a sock.... unfortunatly the swelling went down :(.... sorry tyr no pictures for you!

[Tyr]

Tease.

[Plankie]

Thread is actually quite old, I believe.

My ex girlfriend once caught me with my pants down at a party, my back turned to her. She was pretty mad that I had broken up with her, so she yelled to everyone to look at me, in an attempt to embarrass me.

Funny thing is, she didn't see her sister sucking my dick, and by then it was too late. Everyone saw.

Lol.

Wow, what an asshole.

[Funky Biscuits]

OMG U guys just today I was in electronics class and we were doing the colour coding table for resistors and our teacher put his table up with colours on the smartboard and he got to the colour gray but it was so dark you could not see it and he said &quot;I should put that writing in white&quot; and in the corner of the room this kid called Max said &quot;Ya Racist&quot; and a few seconds later the class went silent. The teacher turned round really slowly and said &quot;Who made that comment?&quot;

A few more seconds passed and he repeated his question.

A few more seconds and he said &quot;Don't make me ask you again, who said that?&quot;

And the kid said me sir.

The teacher ferrlipped out! He was like GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM. After he went he spent 10 whole minutes explaining about how he was not racist. He said it was against his religion his job blah blah then he told us a story about how he was fixing a car at a garage and this man kept saying stuff about pakistanis and he waited 10 minutes before telling him that his son in law was pakistani :S I was sitting there for ages holding in my laughter I was jigging up and down it was so suppressed and I looked around and no one else was laughing everyone had straight faces then I turned to my side and looked at my friend Liam who was also trying not to laugh, and this was all while the teacher was right behind me! I was shitting my pants with suppression nearly :D

After we got out we made fun of him so bad saying that really inside he was a burning racist. He also did some other stuff but you really had to be there.

Also I almost fell of the stage in my year 5 play :S

[Infest0125]

Funky and Tyr, thank you for posting stories that did not revolve around dicks.

[KashMunni]

Uh oh, here comes another sexual related story.

So yeah, a few days ago in Bio. Lab my group and other groups had to come up with 2 products and compare them with what they were meant for. Example, Stride and Juicy Fruit, see which gum has a longer lasting flavor. So anyway, back to the story. We came up with the idea to use condoms. Trojan &amp; Life Style. We fill them up with air, and another condom pair with water, and see how big they can go and how long they would last.

This will be happening tomorrow on Thursday morning. We'll see if any embarrassment happens.

To be continued...

[Infest0125]

Looking forward to that...

[Tyr]

Hey Kash, you might want to try this:

Step 1: Get a friend to drive you somewhere, preferably along a motorway or something.

Step 2: Take an ordinary condom, unroll it and grab the edges of the open end FIRMLY with both hands.

Step 3: Wind down a window.

Step 4: Still holding the edges firmly and still while your friend is driving, hold the condom out the window with the opening facing the front of the car. Air will blow into the condom.

Step 5: Observe strange looks given to you by other drivers.

[Funky Biscuits]

Step 1: Get a friend to drive you somewhere, preferably along a motorway or something.

Step 2: Take an ordinary condom, unroll it and grab the edges of the open end FIRMLY with both hands.

Step 3: Wind down a window.

Step 4: Still holding the edges firmly and still while your friend is driving, hold the condom out the window with the opening facing the front of the car. Air will blow into the condom.

Step 5: Observe strange looks given to you by other drivers.

Windsock :P

[Atari]

I know someone who put swimming arm-bands on his feet thinking he'd be able to walk on water and nearly drowned.

[Funky Biscuits]

I know someone who put swimming arm-bands on his feet thinking he'd be able to walk on water and nearly drowned.


What a dumbass everyone know only Jesus and Squerl can walk on water.

[KashMunni]

Hey Kash, you might want to try this:

Step 1: Get a friend to drive you somewhere, preferably along a motorway or something.

Step 2: Take an ordinary condom, unroll it and grab the edges of the open end FIRMLY with both hands.

Step 3: Wind down a window.

Step 4: Still holding the edges firmly and still while your friend is driving, hold the condom out the window with the opening facing the front of the car. Air will blow into the condom.

Step 5: Observe strange looks given to you by other drivers.

Oo. Yes, I might want to try that.

So today the group ran into a little disappointment. We filled up the condom with water and walked it to the teacher, when she went to grab it, it exploded and water flew all over the place. The janitor came and the projects were postponed for the class. Well, at least I wish it went that way. Two of our members forgot to bring the condoms. But don't fret, some funny still happened. We discussed amongst our selves on what we should do. Our choices were as follows: Running home to retrieve the forgotten condoms, ask the nurse to see if she has any and last but not least, ask any of the boys in class if they had condoms. We told the girl of our group to go to the nurse and ask if they had condoms and ask the teacher , but she refused because it was an embarrassing thing to do, and no one else wanted to do it. Instead she went and asked other people in our class for a pair, but we ended up getting pads. You know, lady pads... Okay, here, I'll show you.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5254/ambpadsjr8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What women use when they get their periods. I don't feel like explaining that part for those who don't know.

So with the pads, which were rather large from whom ever gave it to us (we called it a 'space ship' for it's over whelming size) , we needed some sort of &quot;competing&quot; product to test against it. The girl of our group went to the nurse's office and got tampons.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1269/tamponslu8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

So yeah, we got those tools of period prevention and began our testing.
It was kind of amusing during the testing because us boys were completely oblivious to these woman products, it was like watching something on the discovery channel when the cotton of the tampon expanded with the water we put in it. So anyway, we passed and did an alright job on the experiments and whatnot. The only embarrassment I could think of is the owner of that over sized pad that we had to use.

[KashMunni]

Squerl can walk on water.

Ass kisser.

[DangerWillRobinson]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7039/ambpadsjr8qs7.th.jpg (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ambpadsjr8qs7.jpg)



FFS, why doesn't the US put this much work into our space shuttles?

[Deadly]

lol Tyr, the guy who took that picutre's last name is simcox...


On topic, Embarrassing moment...

One time I almost posted an embarrassing moment of my life on the internet for everyone to laugh at.

[Tyr]

lol Tyr, the guy who took that picutre's last name is simcox...
And if I ever find him he'll be nocox.

[Infest0125]

Kash I am now dissapointed :(

and DeAdLy its not like one day i'm gonna be playing the L4D and see ur name and be like &quot;ARE YOU THE GUY WHO BLAH BLAH BLAH MONKEYS BLAH BLAH BLAH CHODE BLAH BLAH TAMPON SIZE OF SPACESHIP BLAH BLAH&quot; and stuff haha... Well other people might tho...

[KashMunni]

One time I almost posted an embarrassing moment of my life on the internet for everyone to laugh at.


May we hear it?


Kash I am now dissapointed :(



Yeah, same. Sorry.

[Kaboose]

Kash I am now dissapointed :(

I laughed so hard when he posted the pictures iono way but i did.

[Infest0125]

Maybe the fact that one of them looked more like a fucking rocket ship/dildo then a tampon...?

And Kaboose are u new here?

[Kaboose]

Maybe the fact that one of them looked more like a fucking rocket ship/dildo then a tampon...?
No when he posted the pictue and tried to explain what it did i just laughed for some reason

And Kaboose are u new here?
no im not new here. ive been here since Januray even know this account doesnt say Jan this one does http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=2&topic=1692&page=0#msg44768 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=2&topic=1692&page=0#msg44768) name is out of ammo

[Infest0125]

I never even saw that other account name... haha

[SickDaza]

I am going to bump this extra old thread because I was going to start my own.

I was out at my friends party, this was in grade 11, and it was a saturday night so suffice to say I had been drinking quite a great deal. I can't remember a great deal of the night, even now. But I crashed on his bed (he was not there) and I woke up the next morning and all I could smell was urine.

I took a massive gulp and went outside, people all looked at me, few giggles, few laughs. Apparently I pissed in the corner of his room thinking it was the toilet. He was not thrilled because he had to clean and now I am don't talk to him much.

And the good news now, I have not pissed in anyone else's bedrooms. I am quite proud.

[Nuttz]

I am going to bump this extra old thread because I was going to start my own.

I was out at my friends party, this was in grade 11, and it was a saturday night so suffice to say I had been drinking quite a great deal. I can't remember a great deal of the night, even now. But I crashed on his bed (he was not there) and I woke up the next morning and all I could smell was urine.

I took a massive gulp and went outside, people all looked at me, few giggles, few laughs. Apparently I pissed in the corner of his room thinking it was the toilet. He was not thrilled because he had to clean and now I am don't talk to him much.

And the good news now, I have not pissed in anyone else's bedrooms. I am quite proud.

At least you beat your problem.