4chan sucks ass. its not funny, and neither are you.

[sir monster]

4chan sucks. stop quoting it. stop turning this forum into that one. stop facepalming everything its not clever its old. stop calling the GUESTS OF THIS WEBSITE "newfags" if they decide to ask a question. stop being douchebags. stop waving your internet dicks around. stop waving your egos around. the date you joined the forums does not equal your standing within this forum. no one cares. youre a tool if you think otherwise. stop derailing every thread. stop acting your age and try to act older. dont post in every thread. dont post one sentence threads. stop trying to one up eachother. stop acting like this is a competition for laughs. you people are fucking making this community suck. if it werent the best source of info for the game i wouldnt bother coming here. if this community falls apart after the game is released it will be because of unwelcoming, rude, obnoxious assholes. you know who you are. youre probably thinking "hes talking about me i bet" so great, youve identified the problem. now fucking stop it.


*posted in off topic, but directed at main*

[Conde]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4051/facepalmew1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PS: Hola buenas, meo mierda.


What's wrong with facepalm anyway?, Some day facepalm will save your eyes from getting fuxxored.


Something i want to say is that i don't like 4chan, but i don't dislike it either, there's www.lolwut.com (http://www.lolwut.com) anyway.

[Skeetles]

4chan rips me off, don't cry about them when it's me you hate.

[Stupoider]

4chan rips me off, don't cry about them when it's me you hate.

Quote of the day.

[Guy]

Yeah... I try not to post too often due to the inevitable witty response.

[Skeetles]

I haven't seen a witty response in here since I last posted

[Goldkills]

lol /agree with skeetles

[Boojangels]

411 was never good

[Waterboy2go]

411 was never good

It was epic.

OOPS ONE SENTENCE POST =0

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

OOPS ONE SENTENCE POST =0
HE SAID!
dont post one sentence threads
Learn to read, trying to be funny and you failed.

[Waterboy2go]

You got me, what do you want as your reward?

[engagequadlaser]

I'm in ur thread, touching my harbl.

How about you stick to the main page instead of the forums. QQ.

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

You got me, what do you want as your reward?

A cookie :D BUT the thing is, It has to be from your cookie Jar xD

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Uh oh looks like someone got a bit angry and made a stupid post, it's ok even the best of us make mistakes (that doesn't mean your the best btw).

But alas there is still time to lock the joke that is this thread!

ehhh fuck it..
GTFO MUH INTERWEBZ BITCH!!!!!1!!!111

[munkeybanana]

SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[dontleave]

... No one cares.

Only frog makes the public service announcements.

[frogopus]

I'm frog and I approve this message.

[Jakpower]

4chan sucks. stop quoting it. stop turning this forum into that one. stop facepalming everything its not clever its old. stop calling the GUESTS OF THIS WEBSITE "newfags" if they decide to ask a question. stop being douchebags. stop waving your internet dicks around. stop waving your egos around. the date you joined the forums does not equal your standing within this forum. no one cares. youre a tool if you think otherwise. stop derailing every thread. stop acting your age and try to act older. dont post in every thread. dont post one sentence threads. stop trying to one up eachother. stop acting like this is a competition for laughs. you people are fucking making this community suck. if it werent the best source of info for the game i wouldnt bother coming here. if this community falls apart after the game is released it will be because of unwelcoming, rude, obnoxious assholes. you know who you are. youre probably thinking "hes talking about me i bet" so great, youve identified the problem. now fucking stop it.


*posted in off topic, but directed at main

I agree some people should not be stupid but 3 things u must understand.

1:Some time its a joke.

2:Some time they know what the question is and are asking stupid quests. on purpose.

3:YOU ARE NOT A MOD!!So you dont make the rules when Squerl of Frogupus say somthin then we obey xD

[Tyr]

Only frog makes the public service announcements.
So do I but no-one listens to me.

The dank and foul-smelling realms of 4chan have come up with a few funnies - a few such as making Oprah say "Over 9,000 Penises" on air I have admittedly found funny. I have to say though that after millions of repetitions even these very very few loose all their appeal.

I hate the whole 4chan attitude on principle though, there's nothing more annoying then pretentious nerds. Myself excluded of course.

[Dead Fish]

He has some good points. Especially this:

stop trying to one up eachother. stop acting like this is a competition for laughs.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[Jakpower]

Speaking of 4chan what is it?I have no clue

AND IM NOT PLAYING!!!!

[lawlhat]

4chan sucks. stop quoting it. stop turning this forum into that one. stop facepalming everything its not clever its old. stop calling the GUESTS OF THIS WEBSITE "newfags" if they decide to ask a question. stop being douchebags. stop waving your internet dicks around. stop waving your egos around. the date you joined the forums does not equal your standing within this forum. no one cares. youre a tool if you think otherwise. stop derailing every thread. stop acting your age and try to act older. dont post in every thread. dont post one sentence threads. stop trying to one up eachother. stop acting like this is a competition for laughs. you people are fucking making this community suck. if it werent the best source of info for the game i wouldnt bother coming here. if this community falls apart after the game is released it will be because of unwelcoming, rude, obnoxious assholes. you know who you are. youre probably thinking "hes talking about me i bet" so great, youve identified the problem. now fucking stop it.


You dont need to bitch about the forums to get the info. Usually I don't argue with people but that was over the top. Just cool down.

[Skeetles]

I'm frog and I approve this message.
NO ONE SENTENCE POSTS FAILCHAN FAGGOT

But srsly, why don't you the whole thread sir monster?

[dontleave]

You dont need to bitch about the forums to get the info. Usually I don't argue with people but that was over the top. Just cool down.

Yeah, I find some people just snap.

I've actually looked around to see if a post in particular struck his nerve, or hurt his feelings... But no.

One thing all you rant-topic-creators must realize is that we all visit the same forum. You're not special enough to make your own topic simply because you get upset faster than everyone else on internet-matters.

However, the abolishment of the facepalm is down right ludicrous.

[l4dfan]

4chan is awesome. what's irritating is when people recite the bullshit they hear on it in every other sentence like retards.

i agree, though. i've stopped checking this website as often as i used to. it's an epidemic of retarded teenagers that don't understand why that shit is acceptable and expected on 4chan, but just plain annoying and pointless here.

mods really should stop trying to act the nice guy part and bust out the hammer of ban.

[Frito]

Rules 1 and 2 to all of the cancer in this thread.

[USS_Stud]

Rules 1 and 2 to all of the cancer in this thread.
To all the cancer on the internet in general. Even irl.

[Mustacio]

http://weng.ikm04.dk/pic/4chan.jpg

[Shocker05]

Why get pissed off at morons on the internet. You cant win...surrender and become....


.....one of them....
.....One of them...
...ONE OF THEM...

[Boojangels]

Rules 1 and 2 to all of the cancer in this thread.
Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH

[Chimainia]

I accidentally a cat, is this bad?

[darkmessiah]

over 9000 mean thoughts about 4chan, how dare he...

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???

to find out:

1. *69
2. Caller ID
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Who wants to see me with a shoe on my head?

I wholeheartedly agree.

I wholeheartedly agree with a little liver in there. One-upped.

[Frito]

Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.

They all say that.

[Boojangels]

They all say that.
Because it's true silly goose.

[Xaos Falcon]

blarg

[Steve Cloud]

I agree.

[KashMunni]

stop acting your age and try to act older. dont post in every thread. dont post one sentence threads.


There's nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has much to say, and some threads don't need such a long explanation. It's also dumb/annoying when people try to act older, let people act their own age. Lastly, why shouldn't people be aloud to "post in every thread" ? The community's members should be aloud to be active members. If they were only spamming pointless comments, then I agree, in that case.

Besides that, I suppose I can agree.

[Skeetles]

allowed*

[Kenny]

Internet would be better if it didn't exist.

[BaldingSteve]

I can only say:

/facepalm.

[USS_Stud]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???
The mom.

[tp500]

Sir monster, stop tootin your own horn. It's the fucking internet. There are people of all ages and maturity levels on, maturity varying day to day, so you're going to have to expect some crazy and really stupid shit to come off out of these threads. A lot of the people on here who are "the assholes" have been on here since the site was created, those people really get to know everyone, hate them, love them again, and hate them more. This is a pretty fun community, the only one I have ever actually been a part of and will be, because the people are pretty cool.

As for us calling newfags bad things, when a fucking 12 year old comes making an entire thread and a poll on here asking if the creatures in 28 Days/Weeks later are zombies or not because he was arguing with his friends, that deserves to have fecal matter thrown at it. There are way too many people of all ages coming on here without common sense like using the search button, which apparently when you're new it should be a huge message that comes up before you ever start a thread, or just asking ridiculous questions. There's been SO many new people these past months and everyone who's been here has just gotten tired of it.

So get off the high horse, if you don't want to see this crap, just look at the news and do something else. No one is making you read the rubbish on here.

[sir monster]

that deserves to have fecal matter thrown at it.
who the fuck says so?

this is a site completely based around informing the un informed about this game.

if you find the question annoying.. dont fucking read it. stay on the main page. aha. sound familiar?


oh, also, there is no one thread that pissed me off. what did piss me off is, i was trying to read the recent threads and couldnt fucking tell which one i was reading because theyre all the same.. the same handful of dipshits pissing on the OP, derailing the thread and continuing the thread with off topic un related, completely unfunny over 9000 facepalm , and other cliche over quoted and STILL NOT FUCKING FUNNY 4chan bullshit.

for examples of said dipshits... just look at the majority of the posts on this page.

theres a problem with posting one sentence threads, this isnt a chat, this is a forum. maybe not a big issue with you guys, but bugs me and i was listing off shit some of you guys do that i wish you would stop.

and contrary to the image of me screaming into my monitor you must all have of me. i posted this thread calmly and really un interested in your replys (they are all just about as i expected, didnt expect to be endorsed by frog though) and then i went to work. so yeah.

would it really kill you guys to treat people with a little more respect? is it that hard to make your own "lulz" instead of repeating the same shit you and everyone else has heard over 9000 times?

[Skeetles]

uhh not in my threads, im the one doing the pissing on people in those

[Funky Biscuits]

Quoting 4chan ≠ Being funny.
No correlation :)

[lurk4dead]

I have never once disrespected anyone on the forum or face palmed. This is an internet forum so you can only expect so much. As well, the single sentence post's are not a huge issue a forum is just a place to discuss. However some of the attempt's at comedy here are pretty weak.

"The Forum was the public space in the middle of a Roman city.
It had a great social importance and was often the scene of diverse activities, including political discussions, meetings, et cetera"-- The all knowing wikipedia.

[Funky Biscuits]

"The Forum was the public space in the middle of a Roman city.
It had a great social importance and was often the scene of diverse activities, including /facepalm"

[lurk4dead]

and contrary to the image of me screaming into my monitor you must all have of me. i posted this thread calmly


It's always the quiet ones who snap and look for the nearest bell tower.

[arsis]

I didn't even know what 4chan was until like a couple months ago. I've never been there either. I leave one word comments that are stupid. It's the internet. Why so serious?

[Shrubberyjsc]

It's the internet. Why so serious?

The internet is serious business.

srlsy.


But in all seriousness:

I like to post funny things, even little barbs about how what someone said was silly.

Where's the harm?

[Dead Fish]

I like to post funny things, even little barbs about how what someone said was silly.

Where's the harm?

I have never seen you post something that you should feel ashamed of. Unfortunately, there is a large enough number of poeple that I couldn't say that of.

[armored cow]

I don't see why everyone is getting so mad at sir monster for.
This especially is true:i was trying to read the recent threads and couldnt fucking tell which one i was reading because theyre all the same.. the same handful of dipshits pissing on the OP, derailing the thread

[The One]

Its the fucking internet.
The fucking forums
Quit being a woman.
Dumb bitch.

[dontleave]

Its the fucking internet.
The fucking forums
Quit being a woman.
Dumb bitch.

[DangerWillRobinson]

Its the fucking internet.
The fucking forums
Quit being a woman.
Dumb bitch.

[frogopus]

Despite sir monsters... shall I say... confrontational manner.... he has some good points, specifically:

this is a site completely based around informing the un informed about this game.

if you find the question annoying.. dont fucking read it. stay on the main page. aha. sound familiar?

There may be a lot of you who are annoyed by new people coming onto the forums but quite frankly, I'm annoyed by how the new members are treated. Rules may be a little lax on this forum but the trolling from older members has got to stop.

I wouldn't try to dictate how you post... people seem to think its cool to reply with quotes or with images and what have you... thats fine. Annoying, but whatever. When you start acting like a dick and/or troll to people (especially new members looking for information) then we need to evaluate your presence in the community. Registration date and post count won't save you from the banhammer!

[Skeetles]

stfu srsly

[The One]

How about making a section for noobs only?
Honestly, it gets annoying when noobs come in bitching, annoying, or whining about stupid shit. Especially spamming. Its only natural really.
Its the fucking internet.
The fucking forums
Quit being a woman.
Dumb bitch.

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Segregate the forums, anyone who registered since June has to stay on one page and the rest of us stay on the other!

Just kidding I love Steve Cloud....

[Jakpower]

There may be a lot of you who are annoyed by new people coming onto the forums but quite frankly, I'm annoyed by how the new members are treated. Rules may be a little lax on this forum but the trolling from older members has got to stop.

I wouldn't try to dictate how you post... people seem to think its cool to reply with quotes or with images and what have you... thats fine. Annoying, but whatever. When you start acting like a dick and/or troll to people (especially new members looking for information) then we need to evaluate your presence in the community. Registration date and post count won't save you from the banhammer!



I agree with frog but sometimes people are NOT NEW and try to be stupid saying

EX: "Did u know that if u wait on the orange box and dont move a L4d trailer will come up"

and if u check the day he registerd in May

[Steve Cloud]

Segregate the forums, anyone who registered since June has to stay on one page and the rest of us stay on the other!

Just kidding I love Steve Cloud....

Thank you but I registered in May...

I'd beat the split by one month.

[Mustacio]

Thank you but I registered in May...

OH SNAP

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Thank you but I registered in May...

I'd beat the split by one month.
woops got my months mixed up lmao!

Marry me?

[Steve Cloud]

Marry me?

Only if you pay for the ceremony and rings.

I want four.

[Tyr]

Hmm, I'm a May person as well. Has it really been that long? Depressing thought indeed.

Steve and Monkey: I call best man!

(Or bridesmaid. Whatever.)

[Steve Cloud]

Steve and Monkey: I call best man!

I was just about to ask you.

I need your opinion, should we an on-topic e-wedding or an off-topic e-wedding?

[one of them]

uhh...
I SLEPT WITH MONKEY!
*cries*

[Johncandy12]

Don't start threads like these. Someone will google something about 4chan, find this and then we'll have a raid on the forum.(your fault) On a further note: Lulz

[Grieverlionhart]

The only thing that pisses me off on the forums is childish remarks and just the all out negative response for no real reason other than to crack the dime a dozen same joke again and again...

[Gforcemember45]

Yeah, I find some people just snap.

I've actually looked around to see if a post in particular struck his nerve, or hurt his feelings... But no.

One thing all you rant-topic-creators must realize is that we all visit the same forum. You're not special enough to make your own topic simply because you get upset faster than everyone else on internet-matters.

However, the abolishment of the facepalm is down right ludicrous

I agree here, but yeah this did not warrent a thread. Monster, in all respect, you dont like it leave. People can post/say/type whatever they want.

[Shocker05]

People can post/say/type whatever they want.

Freedom of speech O.o not on my Intraweb! Also, NO they cant post wtv they want Gforce.

[The One]

Your a moron.

[Johncandy12]

You're a moron.

You failed at being smart. Just thought I'd tell ya.