So there's this girl......

[Blackmist]

So, every day I see this girl that I've known since pre-school, and we've run out of things to talk about. Not only do I want to talk to her more, but I think I like her a lot. Any suggestions?

[Kaboose]

suggest intorcorse

[Left 4 Dead]

Yell surprise and do it.

[Atari]

Show her a book of photos you've secretly taken of her

[DangerWillRobinson]

consensual sex in the missionary position.

[sidesh0w]

this forum is the best place for advice on the whole internet

[Shrubberyjsc]

I know what FacePunch would say.

"Stick it in her pooper."


hehehehe

Those aren't instaban words here!

(INSTABANNED Used the word in her pooper)

[KingKon21]

(INSTABANNED Used the word in her pooper)
damn, i thought you actually got banned, DAMMIT SHUBS YOU KEEP DOING THAT!

On topic- yeah, all the above suggestions work, or a combination of them, like secretly take pictures of having intercourse with her, and yell that you have that in front of all her friends. She be on her knees in 3.675 seconds, trust me.

[one of them]

Murder her and rape her dead body.
Don't ask internet peoples for advice.

[Left 4 Dead]

Y64 can't ra-e a dead b6dy

[BaldingSteve]

Make sure you have a high enough charisma before you try it.

[Deadly]

Yell surprise and do it.
Remember, It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!!!

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Ok you need 2 rubber hoses, gardening gloves, a pair of hot plyers, and some super glue. And that's how you make a german torture device.

OH SHIT WRONG THREAD!

[krunsh]

show her this page of the forum.

[arsis]

Poop in her pooper.

[KingKon21]

Remember, It's not -surprize buttsecks!!- if you yell SURPRISE!!!
Fix'd

[Shocker05]

hit her with a crit rocket....

[KingKon21]

hit her with a cock rocket....
Im on a roll today . . . . .

But seriously, ill stop, cuz all this is inappropriate.

[Oblivion165]

Blackmist, When your watching porn do you ever stick around after your done to see if she got the job?

Hell no. Think about that.

[darkmessiah]

Asking a L4D forum is slightly weird... lol go ask on Yahoo Answers, they're a nice bunch!

[Brandty]

Fake it? Pretend your interested in something she totally likes then YOU SCORE!

[Mustacio]

So, every day I see this girl that I've known since pre-school, and we've run out of things to talk about. Not only do I want to talk to her more, but I think I like her a lot. Any suggestions?

talk about what interest her. just keep asking questions like if she says "well i worked at a community center for a few days", ask her how was it and what she do there. ask her if she has seen any movies or something like that. anything to keep a conversation going.

[Brandty]

OK on a more serious note.

Step 1:
Be spontaneous. Ask her out. If she says no, then it's not going to happen, get over it, brush your shoulders off.

Step 2:
talk about what interest her.
She may not want to hear you talk all the time...

[Skeetles]

OH COOL A HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE! OBJECTIVE: GET LAID

You guys are pathetic.

[Z2ato]

OH COOL A HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE! OBJECTIVE: GET LAID

You guys are pathetic.

For once I have to agree with Skeetles

[Tyr]

Blackmist, this is coming from someone who is awful at relationships but bear with me. Here's my tip:

Grow some testicles and ask her out.

You'll just keep wondering "what if" if you don't. If she says no then clearly she doesn't have those feelings for you, (seeing as you've known each other for so long,) and that's that. If she says yes, go out, have a good time, don't worry about awkwardness that's all a part of it and you've got to get through that.
If it all works out, great, have a blast. If it doesn't, at least you bloody tried.

See? I'm awesome and I'm Dr. Phil.

[toxictbag]

Chloroforme... (spelling? :P)

[Dead Fish]

So, every day I see this girl that I've known since pre-school, and we've run out of things to talk about. Not only do I want to talk to her more, but I think I like her a lot. Any suggestions?

This isn't one of those stories where you are 45 years old and she is actually still in preschool, is it?

[D_Rock]

Ok. Weve established you're a virgin. Youve never made a move on her because you respect her as a friend. Right? The problem is, youve known each other so long, that she might just see you as a friend too. The "friend zone" isnt impossible to get out of, but its going to be very hard. By hard, i mean your dick.

By "I think I like her a lot" you mean you want to tap that ass. And the only way that will happen is if she knows what you want.

Like was mentioned, youre gonna need to even find out if shes going to take anything to the next level. You gotta tell her whats up. Girls want a guy that knows he's got a dick. In other words, just be a man. Stop talking to her about every damn thing. Thats what puts you in the friend zone. You find out about a girl AFTER you are with her.

So ask her out. Then get back to us.

[Skeetles]

just walk up to her without any pants on and tell her you know where it goes.

[Tyr]

just walk up to her without any pants on and tell her you know where it goes.
I'm going to steal this quote and use it for the rest of my life.

[Z2ato]

Act like this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPFhYVXIAs)

[The One]

just walk up to her without any pants on and tell her you know where it goes.
I lol'd so fucking hard..... I couldnt breathe.
I too am using this for the rest of my life.



On topic though:

If you're too afraid to tell a girl something, I suggest that you stick with Mother Thumb and her four daughters.

[arsis]

Wasn't that Z2ato's quote?

[Z2ato]

Yup, I also like to go with "Shanking the inmate".

[The One]

Which the mother thumb?

[Z2ato]

The mother thumb is a very important part that caresses and takes care of the vein of the process.

[arsis]

Which the mother thumb?
Yeh

[The One]

Yeh
I caught that off somewhere else, I just cant remember from where.
But not from Z2ato.
Dont ever remember reading it.

[Z2ato]

It was on Urban dictionary and I put it on there lol

[lilsamuraijoe]

Just ask her out. Starbucks is a good 1st date place. Wat ever you do, don't see a movie on the first date... movies aren't good for dates in general.

[Jesus123]

Act like this guy
I lol'd hard.

Just ask her out and get it done with.

[Seebach]

Try creating something together that you don't have any idea how to make. That way, you do not have to rely on external stimuli like movies or books, and can generate fodder for conversation by discussing the project. Do not do any research, that way when you are done you both get an exaggerated sense of accomplishment.

If you are artistic in anyway, then ask her to be your model. Girls go CRAZY for that kinda stuff.

The advantages of this are as follow:
-You learn something and become stronger
-When you fuck up, you get to laugh about it and try again
-You profit even if the relationship turns sour

Disadvantages
-You may come across as a nerd
-The more you learn and become better than other people, the more they hate you (this is standard)
-She may not like creating things

Do not ask her out. Relationships are only good when it can be what you want them to be. In asking her out, you both begin to adopt standards that you both may not want to conform to, and feel pressured to do things by your peers. Take it slow, but always be there for her by showing commitment in the forms of concrete actions (this is assuming you love her, and not want to just get into her pants). If she gets interested in other guys, remind her of why she likes you so much to begin with (with actions, not words).

If this makes too much sense, be careful! Girls rarely make sense at all.

Good Luck!

[Z2ato]

Ask her to be your model. Take it slow, but always be there for her. Remind her of why she likes you. Good Luck!


Summarized fix.

[gorgoth]

Do not ask her out. Relationships are only good when it can be what you want them to be. In asking her out, you both begin to adopt standards that you both may not want to conform to, and feel pressured to do things by your peers.

I'd say that that depends on the people involved and whether they really like each other. After all, asking girls out has worked for men for roughly, oh, say 130,000 years. So I'd say it has a pretty good track record.

[Z2ato]

I just ask for digits and hit them up whenever there's a party in town.

[gorgoth]

Let's sum it all up. You must have some idea whether or not she likes you. If she does, ask her out. She's probably wondering whether you like her too. If you don't know, hang out with her until she knows you better and/or likes you, then do above. If you know she doesn't, well, why are you asking us?

[lilsamuraijoe]

I guess a better alternative to asking her out is offering to help with homework or to study together. Also try to join all of her clubs and her youth group if possible. Spend as much time as possible with her, but don't be too obvious. Once it is clear that you both have a thing for each other... ask her out. I met my girl through the martial art and I saw her nearly everyday for like two months before asking her out to my homecoming dance. So I guess, find a hobby or something like that that you both share be it religion, sports, or anything at all.

[Left 4 Dead]

Don't listen to these guys.

Spend the last amount of time with her during SCHOOL or on school related matters. You'll smother her.

In fact. Cheat on her, make her feel jealous, alone, insignificant.

Remember: You need her helpless, defenseless and alone.

As I always say.

[lilsamuraijoe]

You see, that only works if the girl actually likes you lol.


If you don't have the guts to ask her out, work out.

Strength, Cardio, all kinds of fitness.

You may not be the most exciting guy but i'll tell yah man, girls can't resist a six-pack.

[Blackmist]

Well, I'm fat (more than 50 lbs overweight) and ugly as fuck. By the time I have a 6 pack, i'll be out of college. I really don't care to fuck her, but I want her to know that i'll always be there. Also, a little detail that I forgot to mention is that we JUST figured out that we were in preschool together. I may have known her for all these years, but emotionally, i've only known her for about a month.

Also, the only hobby she has is dance...

[Shrubberyjsc]

Also, the only hobby she has is dance...


Go for it!















XD

[Skeetles]

well fatties cant dance so i gues you are shit out of luck, thats what you get for eating so much shit.

[sebben]

Shit eater.

*Edit*
Eats a lot of shit.

[Skeetles]

kid if you werent so fat your life wouldnt suck so much, before worrying about girls you should hit the gym

[Dre]

well fatties cant dance so i gues you are shit out of luck, thats what you get for eating so much shit.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Husleman/slap.gif
kid if you werent so fat your life wouldnt suck so much, before worrying about girls you should hit the gym
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Husleman/slap.gif

[sebben]

You will never get this! La la la la la!!

http://i34.tinypic.com/16aefbl.gif

[krunsh]

well fatties cant dance so i gues you are shit out of luck, thats what you get for eating so much shit.

sorry blackmist but you asked for it...

[xXxTboNe34xXx]

well fatties can dance

/Fix'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq-l7FQz-6Q)

[SpitefulCrow]

No matter what happens; never ask for relationship advice on the internet again.

Asking a forum for dating advice is like trying to cook food in the microwave. Maybe somehow an attempt is made to get you a delicious meal, but in the end, the microwave really doesn't know what the hell it's doing unless you ask it to do something mundane like popcorn, and what you end up with is food that's friggin' piping hot on the outside and cold on the inside. It don't work.

[Steve Cloud]

Asking a forum for dating advice is like trying to cook food in the microwave. Maybe somehow an attempt is made to get you a delicious meal, but in the end, the microwave really doesn't know what the hell it's doing unless you ask it to do something mundane like popcorn, and what you end up with is food that's friggin' piping hot on the outside and cold on the inside. It don't work.

So just hit the +30 seconds button and if its not hot on the inside when it finishes, hit it again. Eventually it'll all be like lava, baby.

[The One]

Or you can cook it for thirty seconds, mix it up a bit to get the inside out, and cook it again

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

You guys have seen too much porn or not enough recently.

I agree with On3 and Brandty:
Don't ask people in the internet and work up your courage to ask her for a date. What a paradox.

[Halfeatendonkey]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lukeydoodly]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/lukeydoodly/flying-rape1.jpg (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/lukeydoodly/flying-rape1.jpg)

[Skeetles]

Hey guys, lets all try to be high and mighty in a thread where a fat kid asks for the quickest route into a girl's pants who he has known his whole life.

Seriously, just lock the topic.

[Halfeatendonkey]

Hey guys, lets all try to be high and mighty in a thread where a fat kid asks for the quickest route into a girl's pants who he has known his whole life.

Seriously, just lock the topic.

Aww man you just made my day...

[0MN1]

Rape her.

[USS_Stud]

If you're fat, you have absolutely no chance. Unless you're rich or REALLY funny.

[Funky Biscuits]

Hey guys, lets all try to be high and mighty in a thread where a fat kid asks for the quickest route into a girl's pants who he has known his whole life.

Seriously, just lock the topic.

Skeetles is wise, like God in the Old testament, not the pussy in the new testament. I mean the vengeful kind.

[Infest0125]

Quoting: Skeetles
well fatties can dance

/Fix'd

Oh god... I lol'd fucking hard!

[Plankie]

If you're fat, you have absolutely no chance. Unless you're rich or REALLY funny.


That really depends on the girl. Not all girls are shallow and dumb sluts, just the ones you spend time with or want to spend time with.

[Z2ato]

Diet, exercise, turn the tv off, and don't waste your time online. These are your keys to become fit again.

[Funky Biscuits]

That really depends on the girl. Not all girls are shallow and dumb sluts, just the ones you spend time with or want to spend time with.


Depends = also fat

[Skeetles]

can we revive this thread and troll blackmist more?

[USS_Stud]

Not all girls are shallow and dumb sluts
Better luck winning the lottery. They've most likely already fallen for some abusive dickface or some dumbass goth dropout.

[degeneration]

just walk up to her without any pants on and tell her you know where it goes

LOL! Anyway i got crushed recently. I was in school and i went to ask my girl out to homecoming and i saw her in the hall kissing some other guy.

Yes i was in the friend zone and now i dont talk 2 her.

But the way i got out of the friend zone was talking to her and being nice basically. Keep doing that and then ask her out. Then get back to us

[Steve Cloud]

Better luck winning the lottery. They've most likely already fallen for some abusive dickface or some dumbass goth dropout.

Or she only takes American dollars.

[USS_Stud]

Or she only takes an American dollar.
(fixed)
OH DAYYYUUUUUUUM!!! ITS LIKE IM ALREADY BACK IN THE PHILIPPINES.

[Mustacio]

She may not want to hear you talk all the time...

you didn't read that carefully did you? i said "Talk about what interest HER", which means bring up something that involves what she likes to do and is interested in. how does that sound like talking about yourself?

and bro, its not cool to point out the wrong in someones opinion/advice. because frankly, not all girls are the same. so anyones opinion is just as good on a topic like this.

[Skeetles]

I like to talk about girls as if they are things, kinda like saying they are puzzles. I also like making walk-throughs for noobs on how to solve these puzzles so they can get their dick wet.

Step 1. Force yourself into communicating with her (ie talk to her)
Step 2. Figure out what she likes so you can use it to your advantage
Step 3. Ask her out in a way that would seem like you don't just want sex
Step 4. Get sex

If you think it is the best sex then marry her, you can always get divorced if you find better

If you don't like it make sure to leave immediately afterwards and then call her and tell her she is fat.

Or be like fatty here and say you only want her to know that you are there for her so you can get first dibs when she goes on easy mode after a bad breakup, it is so much easier to get to step 4 if she is emotionally hurt.

[EClaris]

trust me, you don't want a girl

we're horrible people


but srsly, don't ask people on the internet for advice, even the honest attempts will probably fall short because nobody knows the details. they are everything but we don't want to hear your life story

[Skeetles]

a/s/l?

[Mustacio]

a/s/l?

:P

[EClaris]

yeah, I'm a girl

you know those things with a separate bathroom and spray stingy liquid in your eyes

[Mustacio]

you know those things with a separate bathroom and spray stingy liquid in your eyes

they have separate bathrooms for women?

[lilsamuraijoe]

they have separate bathrooms for women?



Yeah, I heard they have their own rights and their own highpaying jobs too.. aint that news...

[Mustacio]

Yeah, I heard they have their own rights and their own highpaying jobs too.. aint that news...

omg that sucks

[DAFATMANISFAT]

What the hell is wrong with you people? You should all be castrated with rusty butter knives! As for my advice- keep a camera in your bedroom, then when she brings a lawsuit down on your ass, get them lawyers hard and prove your point. Damn, 2 birds with one stone. Think about it. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Stingy liquid, what the hell! You sick woman.

[DAFATMANISFAT]

"LOL! Anyway i got crushed recently. I was in school and i went to ask my girl out to homecoming and i saw her in the hall kissing some other guy.

Yes i was in the friend zone and now i dont talk 2 her.

But the way i got out of the friend zone was talking to her and being nice basically. Keep doing that and then Quoting: D_Rock
ask her out. Then get back to us"


What is this, a rerun of Dawsons Creek?!!?

[Mustacio]

I was in school and i went to ask my girl out to homecoming and i saw her in the hall kissing some other guy.


damn man sorry to hear that. i felt that one from here. u will find someone though, just have patience

[Infest0125]

All your answers are here... (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=3823)

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Mustacio, thanks for the empathy, but this wasnt me. Its the guy that started this thread. Peace.

[Mustacio]

Mustacio, thanks for the empathy, but this wasnt me. Its the guy that started this thread. Peace.

oh haha my bad, i didn't see that. i shall edit.

[degeneration]

damn man sorry to hear that. i felt that one from here. u will find someone though, just have patience

Thanks Man.

DAFATMANISFAT= What is this, a rerun of Dawsons Creek?!!? = What! LOL!

[Brandty]

Act like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M) and you'll get all the girls.

[Z2ato]

they have separate bathrooms for women?

Back at my highschool the girls had a couch in their bathroom while us guys were stuck with shit.

"LOL! Anyway i got crushed recently. I was in school and i went to ask my girl out to homecoming and i saw her in the hall kissing some other guy.

Find her best friend, drug her, then record yourself POV style in her. This shall be the best revenge pulled on whores. Trust me, she will be pissed.

[Funky Biscuits]

I have psoriasis on my tool

[FRAGious]

Just be this (http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html) guy. And if she rejects you, still act like him.

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Where'd you find that?

[Z2ato]

Just be this guy. And if she rejects you, still act like him.

Fuck you! *Then kicks dog*

xD

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Fuck you! *Then kicks dog*

xD

Hahaha I was Craking up at that!!

[Funky Biscuits]

Just be this guy. And if she rejects you, still act like him.


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