Pick-up Lines

[epic_man]

Alright all you have to do is post your favorite pick-up lines, wheter they are good, bad, or just down right hilarious.
I'll put my favorite:Are you an official here because you've officially given me a boner! I think it's from some movie but idk...

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Im Serching for a Treasure can I look around your Chest?

[Skeetles]

I posted on a videogame forum for advice on how to get you into bed.

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

[epic_man]

I posted on a videogame forum for advice on how to get you into bed.

thats creative.haha

[The 1 Deathgiver]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[EClaris]

On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi

[Mustacio]

You must be a parking ticket, because i'm AN OFFFICER OF THE LAW, BITCH!

[Skeetles]

On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi
ya i think it's e to the pi i that you meant but WHO KNOWS

The Almighty Console: She can't be good at math in the first place
The Almighty Console: Because she's female
The Almighty Console: So it's expected.

MODERATE THIS

[Mustacio]

The Almighty Console: She can't be good at math in the first place
The Almighty Console: Because she's female

http://bostonist.com/attachments/boston_michael/picard-facepalm.jpeg

[twitchy]

You must be from Tennessee. . . . . . because you're the only 10 I see.

[EClaris]

last time I checked a 22 was better than -1

[Skeetles]

well its not funny if its a good thing. and negative is so much cleaner than a dirty 23.14069263

[EClaris]

fine you can have the lulz for making it funny and clean

[Infest0125]

Hello I'm (Insert name). Remember it. You'll be screaming it later!

[DangerWillRobinson]

You better lock your doors, because I will rape you.

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Are you sure your not a keg, cause I'd sure like to tap your ass!

[gorgoth]

You know, I read that. Then I looked at your picture. Then I read it again. And now that picture really scares me.

[DAFATMANISFAT]

You wanna play dungeons and dragons? I'll be the dragon.

[DAFATMANISFAT]

You wanna play dungeons and dragons? I'll be the dungeon.

Hey, trannies need love too!

[Infest0125]

You know, I read that. Then I looked at your picture. Then I read it again. And now that picture really scares me.

I'm totally agreeing with that......

[DAFATMANISFAT]

I will rape you.


That's what she said! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Tyr]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together."

"Is your father a theif? 'Cause that's totally my car you parked outside."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night.
Screaming."

(xkcd)

"If I flipped a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

[twitchy]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together."


isn't it supposed to be U and I?


edit: nevermind >.<

[Infest0125]

Tyr you just made my night :D

[Mustacio]

You wanna play dungeons and dragons? I'll be the dungeon.

Hey, trannies need love too!

there is an edit button.

[Brandty]

The Classic: &quot;Tell me baby, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?&quot;

[MonkeyHatchetZombie]

Guy:Do you wanna have sex?
Girl:Eww no you sicko
Guy:Are you sure?
Girl:Yea I'm sure!
Guy:Are you HIV positive?
Girl:What? no!
Guy:Would you like to be? ;D

That's how I got my first girlfriend....pregnant!
*up top*

[Z2ato]

I got a rocket in my pocket baby and it needs you to give me your launch codes to go off.

[Infest0125]

Guy-Hey wanna go get pizza and fuck?
Girl-EW NO!
Guy-WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

Guy- Are you Legs Tired?
Girl-No/yes Why?
Guy- Becuase youve been runnin round mah mind all day.

[Seebach]

&quot;I am a rugged lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules, and I am going to ignore you for the rest of my life.&quot;

&quot;You are beautiful. Could I ask you to model for me?
Wow are you an artist?
No BITCH, I'm a math professor, and your curves are exponential.&quot;

[thewoogier]

I put the STD in stud now all I need is you.

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

[Funky Biscuits]

Have you got a '20 because I need to call ma Mom to tell her I met the girl of my dreams :)

[OBLITROX]

That's what she said!

its not rape if its willing.

[Grieverlionhart]

Do i need a library card cus i really want to check you out

Baby did you just fall out of heaven, is that how you messed up your face?

[kuridza]

do you have cingular because your raising my bar

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Cingular? Oh come on

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Does this taste like ruphies?

[Mustacio]

Do you know where the beach is? Because i want to bang you.

[one of them]

Do you work at McDonalds? Because I'm lovin it.

[Left 4 Dead]

&quot;I have a position open on my penis&quot;

[DangerWillRobinson]

&quot;It's okay, I saw this on HBO once.&quot;

[epic_man]

*up top*
HELL YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[DAFATMANISFAT]

Its OK, I'm a doctor... wanna see my stethoscope?

[caboos]

Hey baby wanna go out some time, ill show you a good ti *GRABS HER NECK* &quot;LOVE ME!!&quot;

[McPeepants92]

Let me find out.

Let me get up in them guts

[Tyr]

Eww...

Y'harr it be time fir sum pirate pick-up lines!

&quot;Is that an X on the seat of your pants? 'Cause thar be sum wond'rous booty underneath!&quot;

&quot;Y'harr! You care for a Jolly Rogering?&quot;

&quot;You certainly put a shiver in me timber.&quot;

&quot;See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments baby, y'harr!&quot;