Best game ever

[Faulty]

Platypus, me, DangerWillRobinson, and this guy named (Lemon)Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (with weird symbols as 'a's and 'i's) who is on the forums under a different name were playing Dead Air on Expert. I came in during the Crane level. Some highlights and quotes:

"It's like 'Thriller' on fire."

"I just shaved your ass."
"Do you have something to tell us?"
"I meant 'saved'."

*a Smoker grabs me*
*a Boomer standing next to him vomits on me*
*a Hunter pounces me*
*I die*

*of the three remaining of us who are alive two (including me) are black and white and limping across the sky bridge to the safe house*
"YES! We finally did it!"
*jokingly* "You know we're going to be hit with a Boomer/Hunter/Smoker combo or something.*
*Boomer steps out of the safe room and vomits on us. I get grabbed by a Smoker. Run out of ammo. A horde overpowers me. I die. Person who wasn't on his last life goes down and is trying to shoot the zombies surrounding him. Last guy makes it to the safe house. I scream at the guy to stay in the fucking safe house. He leaves to save the guy on the ground and gets grabbed by a Smoker. Game over, on what was like our 8th try or so, literally.*

*Tank music starts*
"afk"
*literally a second later tank kills him in one hit*

*trying to get in tubes at construction site*
"How do I crouch jump!?"
"You jump then crouch."
"No, you hold crouch then jump."
"Which one is it!?"
"No you're doing it wrong!"
"Ah! I can't get in!"
*Horde comes. One person survives*

*I die. Two guys start running away after the zombies are cleared. One guy remains.*
"Danger what are you doing?"
*they run back to him*
Danger: "Look at the arm. It's funny."
*horde comes and whipes us*

"Danger, stop tea bagging the Witch, everytime you stop we die."
*horde comes and over runs us*

*I continually refer to the idled person playing Zoey's bot as "Zoey-bot"*
"I want a Zoey-bot."
"Me too."
"This is really pathetic guys, it's like saying you want a fleshlight for Christmas."

"Bitches don't know 'bout my closet."

*Danger dies*
*Danger is saved from closet and shoots the person who opened the door, then closes closet*
*plays sound clip of guy yelling "DON'T OPEN MY CLOSET"*
*person opens it again, gets shot*
*we start moving*
*plays sound clip of guy yelling "DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME"*
*he finally follows us*
^ This happened two or three times

"This is the only game where you can get your ass kicked multiple times and still have fun."

*Danger stops again to look at something. We die.*

*Platypus (playing Louis) dies*
*we save him*
*he is immediatly dropped by accidental friendly fire*

"We need to make a thread on 411 about this."
"We should totally play this again and stream it."

*people die in multiple fires*
Me: "Are you guys like firesexual or something, because you love dying in fires?"

Danger to Platypus: "You're not allowed to throw molotovs anymore."

*Danger is the last one alive and is fighting a Tank. I'm in free look mode, forwarding him information.*
"Danger, there's a Boomer behind you. Danger, there's a fucking Boomer behind you."
*Danger is fighting off hordes of zombies and the Tank*
*panicing* "THERE IS NO BEHIND ME!"


We finally made it to the finale after over 3+ hours of play for me and 3+ hours plus however long it took them to do the first level. Platypus and Danger idle. Before they come back everyone's connection drops and we get booted from the server.








It was pretty awesome. I'm sure Danger and Platypus can add more.

[Rotten]

Sounds great. Too bad y'all are PC

[jaydawg116]

I wear pink tutus and collect pretty flowers.

[Faulty]

You're a horrible person.

[MP_Specter]

This is what's the best part of Left4Dead. Just going around having a good time with your friends. This is the ultimate party game. FUCK ROCK BAND. LETS BUST OUT SOME L4D!

[masterblaze0]

FUCK ROCK BAND. LETS BUST OUT SOME L4D!

A-Fucking-MEN!

[Platypus]

This was the best fucking game ever. We need to live stream this shit later this week.

Also, epic quote involving the crouch jump into the tunnels

"One does not simply crouch jump into mordor!"

Man, i heard about the disconnect, we need to seriously try a stream later this week.

[Faulty]

"One does not simply crouch jump into mordor!"

I remember that now. I think it was me and Danger who said that. Or me and Lemon.

And yeah, Lemon and I were fooling around and I went afk for a sec and came back and the server had dropped us all. I talked to Lemon for a short time and then he left.

[Platypus]

I think it was me and Danger who said that. Or me and Lemon.

It was totally me dude.

And we need to organize another one later. That was too much fun.

edit: was it just me, or did 3+ hours of high adrenaline pumping really tire you out? When i went idle for dinner, i suddenly felt really tired.

[lilsamuraijoe]

Need more Redbull?

[Faulty]

edit: was it just me, or did 3+ hours of high adrenaline pumping really tire you out? When i went idle for dinner, i suddenly felt really tired.

It was really emotionally exhausting, haha. I had a bowl of immitation fruit loops and some soy milk for dinner, though. :P Tourbillion de fruits cereal.

[Kilvoctu]

Reminds me of a similar incident recently occured. This is the short version of the story (at the end of Dead Air stage with the Skybridge):

In the multi story car lot before the skybridge, everyone is limping. For Advanced difficulty, it really threw everything at us. Rarely an extended period of time when all four survivors were alive.
Excitement; we're almost there after several tries!

Tank music starts as we ascended the stair case. Everyone was on temporary HP but I was the lowest at 1 HP. Only one plan I could think of, lure the tank into the nearby room while the team makes a run for it. So I typed for them to go. "Get to the safehouse!" Argh, only one complied, the rest retreated to the parking lot, but Zoey managed to get past. I saw through the doorway her limping by while I was getting smashed flat.

Lucky, the tank went after the two in the parking lot after I died. Zoey was clear for the rest of the way.

You guess it, a boss infected waiting in the safe room: a Smoker. Zoey got constricted as she entered the doorway.
...Wait, yes she got a lucky headshot on it! Victory is certain as she walks inside. Hunter pounce.

[Chronos]

eh

[HK_]

meh

[Faulty]

...Wait, yes she got a lucky headshot on it! Victory is certain as she walks inside. Hunter pounce.

Ahahaha. That's hilarious.

[pk7677]

DangerWillRobinson is the funniest retard you can play with. I am having a hard time masturbating to porn because all I could think was last nights game.

"Oh look! Its like Thriller on fire!"

Man you guys should of been there.

[Platypus]

Just remembered another one. Like, every time we got a witch, Danger called it to try to use the glitch to get Cr0wned. So after about 8 deaths on the 3rd level, we're finally doing decent. We get past the construction site, and out past the street and into the power facility. There is a witch. Of course, danger is like 'Ok guys, im gonna try to headshot her again'. He goes and stands behind her, and he gets the wrong angle, so the witch gets up turns around, and one shots him.

This is where it gets to one of the points in Faulty's original post. We make it to the garage, rescue Danger from the closet. Danger and i are the only ones not on black and white. We are running across the bridge, screaming "YES! We made it! We made it!" I have 1 HP, so Faulty covers my back. Suddenly, horde out of everywhere. Faulty goes down his last time trying to 'shave my ass' and i go down about 5 feet from the safehouse. Lemon is on the ground on bleed out and Danger makes it in the safehouse. I'm like "Should we save lemon him?" and Danger is like "Sure?" he opens the safehouse...smoker grabs him.

We respawned in the beginning safe house, and i swear for at least 3 minutes, all you could hear over the mics was laughing.

[Faulty]

Do you remember when we finally beat that level and I was like, "YES! YES! This is the happiest day of my life! It's like I had a baby boy born!"

There was also the time I threw a pipe, startled the witch I didn't see and died.

[Platypus]

There was also the time I threw a pipe, startled the witch I didn't see and died.
Ohhh god, i remember that.

AND ANOTHER:
Console: Hey this is Gabe Newell
Console: You guys seriously fucking suck

[Faulty]

I was running away and thought I had gotten far away enough and backed into a wall and pwned.

[munkeybanana]

I was playing vs. on no mercy finale and a tank hit me into the heli when I had 20 temp health.

[DangerWillRobinson]

God man, that was SERIOUSLY the funniest game I have ever played on L4D. We MUST do that again, and stream it. It was too good.

[Platypus]

We MUST do that again, and stream it. It was too good.

Agreed.

AWWW DAMNIT, I GOT ICE CREAM IN MY POWER ADAPTER!

(thats what she said)

[DangerWillRobinson]

"DON'T SHOOT THE CAR"

"WHAT, SHOOT IT?"

"DON'T FUCKING SHOOT IT"

"SHOOT?!"

"NO, DON'T FUCKIN-*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*"

-Horde-

-Buttrape (without lube)-

[Faulty]

I was playing vs. on no mercy finale and a tank hit me into the heli when I had 20 temp health.

Did you thank him?

AWWW DAMNIT, I GOT ICE CREAM IN MY POWER ADAPTER!

(thats what she said)

Oh man, I remember that.

After the match my room mate was like, "You sure like yelling a lot. You know it's a mic, you don't have to yell into it."