The Christmas Thread ;D

[iKissedABoomer]

Not expecting anyone to read all this, just skim it if you're interested I just thought we needed a Xmas thread ;D

As we all know, it's the month of the fat man. Which means, presents, dinners, lights, Christmas trees and other Christmas holiday crap.

Anyway, we don't have a Xmas thread, so I made one ;D

I'm getting.

Fallout3
Mortal Kombat vs DCU
Money
Clothes

Then the rest is all secrets, although I think one if a big new bed :D!

[Must note, at Christmas I turn into a 8 year old]
My Christmas consists of getting up ooober early, waking my mum up xD and going downstairs, sorting out some breakfast and then onto the gifts {YAAAAAAAY} After we've done gifts and etc.. we put away the rapping and I take all my junk upstairs, then come downstairs and help mum clean up anymore mess. I then go and enjoy my junk whilst mum phones people to say Merry Christmas, etc etc.

Roughly around lunch time we head to my Aunties for Christmas dinner and to see what my cousins got [One cousin is same age as me but is girl so not so fussed what she got and the other is my older cousin, who wants nothing but money and gadgets] We hang around upstairs playing whatever games he got for his PS3.

We then go down for lunch and tend to spend the rest of the day there, although going to see my G.Dad in his care home [not there because we hate him, there because he is getting old and needs someone to look after him and we can't as we're never in the house and he can't physically leave the house]

The following days consists of just, whatever happens, then not long after we head to Manchester to see family.

[Girls Are Pretty]

My Christmas list:

Comp gear:

Logitech G9 Laser Mouse
Mouse pad

Books:

The Revolution Will Not Be Microwaved by Sandor Ellix Katz
The Ego and Its Own by Max Stirner
Animal Liberation by Peter Singer
Practical Ethics by Peter Singer
Rethinking Life and Death by Peter Singer
Instead of a Book by a Man to Busy to Write One by Benjamin Tucker
Anarchism and Other Essays by Emma Goldman
Post-Scarcity Anarchism by Murray Bookchin
Life of an Anarchist: The Alexander Berkman Reader
Anarchism by Peter Kropotkin
No Gods No Masters by Daniel Guerin
God and the State by Michael Bakunin
Manufacturing Consent by Noam Chomsky and Edward S. Herman

Music:

of Montreal- Skeletal Lamping

Clothing and stuff:

Anarchist Heart shirt (http://www.proletarianthreads.com/tshirts/t101.html)
Anarcho-Syndicalist Star shirt (http://www.proletarianthreads.com/tshirts/t103.html)
Anarkhiya Mat' Poryadka short sleeve shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/anarcha)
Winter clothes

Anyone seeing a certain political trend? :P

[Bl00dSh0t]

My list:

Money

Clothes

A 12 gauge shotgun (i really needed)

Rainbow six vegas 1 and 2

all other sorts of items.

[Girls Are Pretty]

A 12 gauge shotgun (i really needed)

Why would you need that?

[Obama Yo Momma]

My List:

(2)280 gtx
Left 4 Dead for PC
Some Clothes I guess
Asian Baby
and I guess sum l4d gear from valve.

[Dead Fish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2umxtA_sc

[Calco]

My Christmas is a long lie in and then I go to bed.

[Girls Are Pretty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2umxtA_sc

Mainstream Metalcore vocals make me sick. );

[Halfeatendonkey]

Christmas List:

Money

[Dead Fish]

Mainstream Metalcore vocals make me sick. );

That's too bad.

I personally haven't been in any kind of real Christmas mood during this time of the year since I was... maybe ten, idk. Things are just too stressful, but I'm trying to give this holiday a chance, even though it has failed me over the years. :/

[Girls Are Pretty]

That's too bad.

Musically bankrupt! D:<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1otyfwu1o

THAT is Christmas Metal.

[arsis]

http://search.playlist.com/tracks/a%20twisted%20fu neral%20christmas (http://search.playlist.com/tracks/a%20twisted%20funeral%20christmas)

THAT is Christmas Metal.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Haha, pretty funny. Are you named after the Metal band Arsis?

[Grieverlionhart]

A pack of tic tacs, Dr Pepper and some Relentless and maybe Brauno if that drink ever gets unbanned, that'l sort christmas for me. (makes a good mixture)

[arsis]

Are you named after the Metal band Arsis?
Yes I am, I love that band.

[munkeybanana]

[Must note, at Christmas I turn into a 8 year old]



....


On topic.

I'm getting:

the black dahlia murder clothing
iPod touch
think geek personal soundtrack t-shirt (http://xfykguc.myminicity.com/)
headphones
iTunes card

lol heres the real link for the personal soundtrack t-shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/interactive/a5bf/)

[Infest0125]

[Must note, at Christmas I turn into a 8 year old]

...Hes joking right??

Well if you are, then I applaud you for no typing errors and being one of the most mature 8 year olds I've ever met.

OT

All I want...

Alienware laptop
100 dollars to buy the full VALVe retail package or whatever its called on steam... Best deal I've EVER seen!

[Whonii]

[Must note, at Christmas I turn into a 8 year old]


Thats enteresting, because I turn into a table of cheese.

For christmas i want some cheese chairs to match me. and some children to sit on my chairs. and some crayons, for the children to draw pictures on me. and forkes in knifes, for them to plan my demise.

[iKissedABoomer]

¬_¬

I meant, that I get over excited and can't sleep. xD

[Infest0125]

¬_¬

I meant, that I get over excited and can't sleep. xD

Ohh lmfao.

Shoulda made that more clear...

[iKissedABoomer]

I can't morph into a little boy.

..

[Funky Biscuits]

I made this thread a few days ago but it was blown off completely.

[Velis]

Personal opinion: Christmas is a originally pagan worship day, taken over by christianity and turned into a complete commercial mess to trip sparing customers into a consumer trap combined with religious tendencies.

Trust me if some real bad things happened to you around these days over the years, but still everybody tends to tell you how wonderful and lovely the christmas time is, you might eventually change your opinion of christmas too.

Well Christmas hmmm, try to avoid every kind of celebration, on the first 2 days and the last day I'm sure there is a great and somehow relieving party with like-minded people who give a f... about the celebrations.

A well still I wish you a happy christmas though I highly doubt there is anything even close to this for me.

[krunsh]

I work at christmas, and it's my birthday to..

[Funky Biscuits]

Its like everyones birthday on the same day :D

[Girls Are Pretty]

Yes I am, I love that band.

I used to be into them. What else do you like Metal-wise?

[Thor-axe]

I'm hoping for the money to buy an iTouch.


...wait for it...

[Funky Biscuits]

Well my iPod has just gone Kaput completely
God I love that thing I didn't realize how much I missed it till it was gone :(
So new iPod Plz
one with enuf gigs to store all my songs plex

[iConspiracyyy]

Left 4 Dead for X360
Turtle Beach X1s <333
Sockz
Two large Salvador Dali paintings (which two is a suprise)
A all black matte Zippo
1600 Mircosoft Points
Moneyz

[black671]

im gettin saints row2 GOW2 COD5 a car, and a new computer.

and probably a bunch of clothes that dont fit me

[Etheallmighty]

mirrors edge
various shirts
guitar hero WT drums

Iphone (got early cause my other phone broke and there was a deal.

STOCKING STUFFERS!!!!!
I love all the random little stuff in there :)

[snarkeater]

[Must note, at Christmas I turn into a 8 year old]
Ditto. Christmas is amazing. Actually, for some reason I've been in a really Christmasy mood today. That's about 5 days early for me. I watched Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special and Elf, then decorated the tree.

[Infest0125]

New laptop.
Slipknot gloves and t-shirt.
Money.
Stuff off steam.
Hookers.

[lilsamuraijoe]

I honestly don't want anything in particular this Christmas. Maybe a few pair of skinny jeans, but that's about it.

[arsis]

FC2
CODWAW
FO3
Lamb of god shirts (I already have 3)
new cell phone
new shoes
and some metal albums



...hopefully

[Funky Biscuits]

I would like Santa to bring me:
Dilbert 2.0
and one more juggling ball because I have mastered 3 balls and I need 1 more or learn some tricks :)

[Chucka]

New 5.1 headphones
Money

[Funky Biscuits]

Money
Just like what Jesus got.

[one of them]

Here is what I think...
We be naughty for a whole year, and Santa gives us all Coal. Then we use that coal for energy, thus solving the energy crisis! AND WE GET TO BE NAUGHTY FOR A YEAR! ITS A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

[masterblaze0]

Here is what I think...

That was so win, I lost the Don't Fap December

[Braniac]

Left 4 Dead
The Dark Night
Weezer - Pinkerton
The Grapes of Wrath
A Clockwork Orange

or at least I hope...

[YuriTMND]

I hate Christmas, and I'm stealing it.

*steals christmas*

[G_X]

*steals christmas*
At least we still have Hannukah...

[Con]

HD 3870x2
Vista Ultimate
PSU
CD/ROM Drive
FarCry 2
Call of Duty:World at War

[Chucka]

HD 3870x2
Vista Ultimate
PSU
CD/ROM Drive
FarCry 2
Call of Duty:World at War

Don't get Far Cry 2. It gets boring very quickly. Just driving around, killing some people, go treasure hunting and finding malaria medicine.

[Stubbs]

Fallout 3
I think a t.v.
and maybe
left 4 dead for pc

[Funky Biscuits]

All you kids and your Electronics
>_>
MAHALO

[iConspiracyyy]

At least we still have Hannukah...
*steals hannukah*

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

New Gibson SG! ( Wewt!) CoD WaW!, To go with mah new SG a New Crate amp! SWEET! xD

[Funky Biscuits]

New Gibson SG!
Gibson SG!
Gibson SG
/facepalm

[Girls Are Pretty]

So I got my first Christmas present, from my friend Michelle...

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6816/img0072ot6.jpg

[lawlhat]

Im getting an ipod touch and money

[arsis]

/facepalm
Explain yourself.

[masterblaze0]

I don't know what I'm getting for the most part...

Most likely Fallout 3, and various other games.

[Drizzt]

Quoting: G_X
At least we still have Hannukah...
*steals hannukah*
What about Quanza?

[dudekazoo]

What about Quanza?
*steals kwanzaa*

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/xmas1.jpg

[DeMoNsXWiThInnX]

/facepalm


Explain yourself.


Please Do. Lets see what kind of sarcastic Jokez you have now. Whats wrong with Gibson SG? .....


http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/599/gibson20sg20standard20boi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Look, Gibson SG What Im getting. ... now explain your self.

[kidkiller745]

im getting a better video card to play l4d on when i get it i swear to god im going to to cry in happyness! :D

[dethklok]

As we all know, it's the month of the fat man. Which means, presents, dinners, lights, Christmas trees and other Christmas holiday crap.

xmas if for fags bcuz i get what i want whenever i want
and you are the biggest fag in the forum
i bet you mastrubate with boomer on ur avatar :P

and gos dumbasses now you gonna buy Left 4 Dead?
so long you play ur pennis?????? WTF

[JohnnyBeverage]

I got a better winter jacket from my wife. I picked it out myself last week. So far its come in handy being in Ohio.

[Funky Biscuits]

Whats wrong with Gibson SG? .....
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/freakbookcurbod2.jpg
SG haha

[black671]

fellow 411ers, black671 is leaving for the holidays. i'll be back in 09.

stay gold, Ponyboy. stay gold

http://www.cthomashowell.net/outsiders289.JPG (http://www.cthomashowell.net/outsiders289.JPG)

[munkeybanana]

Funky wished for a fleshlight for christmas.

[black671]

Funky wished for a fleshlight for christmas.


LOL

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4826/cruisecontrolmt7.gif (http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4826/cruisecontrolmt7.gif)

[Funky Biscuits]

WTF???!!!

[black671]

WTF????

http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/wtf.jpg (http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/wtf.jpg)

[munkeybanana]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/bartimaeus1/APPLIANCEDIRECTGUY.jpg

[black671]

http://remotehelpdesk1.com/Tennessee%20Mountain%20Man.jpg (http://remotehelpdesk1.com/Tennessee%20Mountain%20Man.jpg)

[munkeybanana]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/bartimaeus1/crying_baby.jpg

EDIT: This is a pretty intense Face off. :D.

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/nicholas-cage.jpg

[munkeybanana]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/bartimaeus1/diabetus.jpg

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/nerddd.jpg

[Proxy]

I like the stocking stuffers. :)

I'm hopefully getting clothes and gift cards. And some new headphones (http://www.skullcandy.com/shop/bmz_cache/8/8d02d3ea24168835eb7ed873978e8d15.image.320x320.jpg ).

[munkeybanana]

I give up.......

[arsis]

SG haha
You can't back it up can you?

[Funky Biscuits]

I give up.......
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/darth_vader_closeup-1.jpgThat is why I win

[Funky Biscuits]

You can't back it up can you?
Because they suck and real men play guitars like this..
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/tArchtopFullFront.jpg

[arsis]

Because they suck
You can't lol

[Funky Biscuits]

Name one good guitarist who uses an SG

[arsis]

Angus Young, even though I don't like ACDC.

OK, I don't wanna argue anymore.
I should really be working anyway.

[Funky Biscuits]

Angus Young

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/freakbookcurbod2.jpg

[arsis]

You're stupid fucking picture of two homos laughing still isn't proof of shit. Just drop it.
You've gotten stuck and don't know what to say because you're wrong.

I'm done. With you.

[Funky Biscuits]

I'm done. With you.
I own an SG
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/MyPicture-9.jpg

[iKissedABoomer]

I own an SG

Thus, nobody likes you.

[Funky Biscuits]

Thus, nobody likes you.
Justify.

[iKissedABoomer]

Justify.

I don't need to.

[Funky Biscuits]

I don't need to.
K

[arsis]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/dancingchrist/setup.jpg

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/Photo28.jpg
I <3 my second hand fake strat

[arsis]

http://i40.tinypic.com/j13jmx.jpg
+ 2 Acoustics and a bass

[Funky Biscuits]

+ 2 Acoustics and a bass
Well I am getting an +Archtop tomorrow.
My house has 3 Electrics, 1 Acoustic, 1 Bass, 1 Tenor Sax, 1 Alto Sax, 1 Clarinet, 1 Trumpet, 1 Cornet, 2 Violins (Different Sizes) a Piano, Keyboard, hell we have lots of instruments :)

[Etheallmighty]

don't make me break out this
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/jkitty71/fishbass.jpg (http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/jkitty71/fishbass.jpg)


whooooo's the biiitch nooooowwww???

[iKissedABoomer]

Etheallmighty
Flawless Victory.

[binge]

i got GTA4
but my comp cant play it -_-'

i think, i'm installing atm

[Steve Cloud]

I got a book &quot;How to Draw Undead&quot; and some thongs.

That was it.

[Funky Biscuits]

OMG you guys have Xmas already!
HAPPY XMAS!
Just a few hours left until we start to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus and the goodwill of men :)

[Halfeatendonkey]

I got like 4 sweaters (Which is really good as i dont own much clothes), 2 really sexy underwears, a pair of jeans and 385 frickin' dollars.

I've already bought my brothers 2.1 speakers, and i am so buying a nice set of 4 gig Ram.

I will also get more stuff tomorrow.

[Cyanyde]

Just a few hours left until we start to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus and the goodwill of men :)

Careful dude, I live in Canada.
Apparently we're not allowed to celebrate Christmas anymore and have to call it &quot;The Holidays&quot;

I miss good old fashioned X-mas..
:*(

[Funky Biscuits]

I miss good old fashioned X-mas..
:*(

Stupid Canada
Jesus be with you!

[Steve Cloud]

About 4 hours before midnight, I decided I'd try and draw picture of all the 411 Admins and Mods as their avatars fused with how I think they appear. Shit started getting weird after I was drawing a cowboy hat on Sachiel the Third Angel.

There were more admins and mods then I expected. Deek, GlobalEnjoi and BurtonJ never made it into the picture, unfortunately. Also, sorry to Squerl, who appears as a mutant furry because I can't draw Squirrels.

Its really unfinished. Four hours wasn't enough. Maybe next year.

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4913/merrychristmas1pz3.png

Full Size (http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4913/merrychristmas1pz3.png)

Now start the guessathon.

[Scyree]

Ah. Cool!

Rofl @ squerl, frog and Dead Fish!

Gotta find myself in there.

[Funky Biscuits]

Draw me please :)

[Steve Cloud]

I already did.

Remember this?
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1691/nonexpectationbreakingvgf6.png

[Cyanyde]

ooh do me do me!
:)

[Flame]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPfKNh5mfeU

[Funky Biscuits]

I already did.

Remember this?
I thought that was you?

[binge]

No, look at the scar on the eye
You know I did that to you last saturday, don't deny it

[Funky Biscuits]

No, look at the scar on the eye
You know I did that to you last saturday, don't deny it

No that was my GF binge I am cheating on you.

[binge]

No, i'm a hermafrodite

[Funky Biscuits]

No, i'm a hermafrodite
So I had sex with you twice?

[Infest0125]

For christmas...
YAY!! I got the Slipknot gloves and a All Hope Is Gone T-shirt!!

[lilsamuraijoe]

So what did people end up getting?

I got two pairs of shirts (that are exactly alike save the color) and two other incredibly mundane shirts. I have another package soon to be arriving in the mail. I just hope its not a shirt.

[Funky Biscuits]

So what did people end up getting?

I got two pairs of shirts (that are exactly alike save the color) and two other incredibly mundane shirts. I have another package soon to be arriving in the mail. I just hope its not a shirt.

I have a twin brother and we get bought identical clothes in different colours, but we swap so we have sets, I now own the &quot;Winter Olympics Vancouver 2010&quot; hoodies and my brother owns some gay cardies.

[lilsamuraijoe]

lol.. don't you hate it when relatives buy you clothes. It sounds bad, but I'd rather have a gift card.

[Funky Biscuits]

lol.. don't you hate it when relatives buy you clothes. It sounds bad, but I'd rather have a gift card.
Well my Mom spent £200 on clothes for my brother last month out of nowhere. Jeez he's such a momma's boy.

[binge]

I don't have any 'regular' clothes except pants &amp; shoes &amp; stuff
All i have are bandshirts/hoodies

[Funky Biscuits]

The bands I like don't do hoodies, lol

[Tyr]

My Xmas consisted mostly of a present I got a couple of weeks ago, a casual-but-smart jacket. It was an &quot;I'll buy the jacket, you buy the pants&quot; deal from my Mum, unfortunately I didn't actually WANT the pants and they were more expensive than the jacket but I bought them anyway. On Xmas day I got a decent supply of food and a Daggson book, my sister gave me a new set of Elixer acoustic strings. I gave my sister a tent and my folks a brand new microwave to replace their 21 year-old radiation-leaking beast.

[Funky Biscuits]

21 year-old radiation-leaking beast.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/chernobyl.jpg
Chernobyl?

[Tyr]

Yes. That's exactly it. I've been using the Chernobyl power plant to cook my food for the last 21 years. I was wondering why it tasted funny and why there's three extra eyes on my left foot.

[Funky Biscuits]

Jeez you must be really embarrassed.