Starting Left 4 Dead Clan? (Read only if you have the basic human mechanics needed for this game)

[Obama]

Hey, so me and my friend are playing in verses mode as usual. And as usual, we get stuck with horrible partners. The kind that instantly spawn as a hunter and go jumping after the survivors and gets killed instantly :/

We have to use teamwork, this game in based around simple human mechanics and with those the game is very easy. (We ran the hospital with a good team only losing 20 health on one guy because we STUCK together!) It's really hard for the special zombies to execute an attack (if they know what the fuck their doing) let alone use the right order of special zombies, if the survivors are staying close. That means, always keeping an eye out on your teammates. If one of them ignorantly starts checking out a room without saying so on the mic then stay with them. Call it out on the mic, 2 people have a much higher survival chance than 1 person getting jumped by a hunter and losing 60 health.

I can talk more about this later, but if you know how to play this game the right way. Then contact us at 'i just farted69' and 'i just pooped69'

Requirements: Need a Mic

and we need a badass name for this clan. It would comprise of 2-3 teams of 4 going around winning matches and tournaments and shit.

[one of them]

i just pooped69
i just farted69
and we need a badass name for this clan

I'm afraid to hear the name of your clan.

[Retsam]

How bout the poop slayers?

[l4dfan]

i was interested, up until i read your names.

[ZiggY]

I vote that the name be 'Poopfist', or I'm not joining. >=|

Edit - Wait, what about 'Rectal Rangers'?

[Plankie]

Scribes of Scrotum.

[TATWD]

Hmmm...miked left 4 dead players you say? how about "OH SHIT!"

[Chamon]

was interested, up until i read your names.

Same

[Obama]

Think about it. How are people able to talk shit to you if your name is i just pooped69. They can't. And think how ashamed you would be if you get owned by such childish names. we got all the names we need.

i just pooped69
i just farted69
i just came69
i just craped69
and many more.


It totally makes the other team put their guard down.

It's called PSYCHOLOGY.

[snarkeater]

You could just name yourselves 69. Saves you the trouble of adding a tag.

[scelestus]

xbox or pc? cuz i don't have a working mic on the pc at the moment.
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sorry i just realized that this was a 360 thread:D

[ZiggY]

Think about it. How are people able to talk shit to you if your name is i just pooped69. They can't

No, they can, they just don't feel the need to since you already look like complete idiots.

[l4dfan]

It totally makes the other team put their guard down.
generally getting better at the game and working as a team is more impressive than coming up with retarded names to distract opponents. not to mention that the general match will be your clan against four randoms that go down easily anyways. :3

[Funky Biscuits]

add me my name is "ijustbelched69"

[Hiv420]

add me, hairy p ness

[Funky Biscuits]

add my friend heugpewbs

[epic]

YES! I've been looking for a clan forever!

Send me a f/r and msg, my gt is "a epic"

[Cyruz]

epic thread

[Vanilla Waffer]

add me, hairy p ness

lmao

[Deek]

It's called PSYCHOLOGY.
Riiiiiiiiight.

add my friend heugpewbs
lollerballz

[Obama]

generally getting better at the game and working as a team is more impressive than coming up with retarded names to distract opponents.


Obviously, the names are for trolling purposes. I yearn for kids like you guys to talk shit about our names. A feast proportionate of a Thanksgiving dinner is prepared and given to me every time I log in to Live.


And you must not have read the first post explaining how I'm trying to get people who know how the game works and wants to monopolize on it. We could be the best. We could be the Bill Maury of Left 4 Dead!!

[JudicialT]

Why make one? Why not join? :)

The Authority conquers all!

We've already got a team, and we've started up on United Gamers Clan matches. If you're any good, we'll let you in.

Just check here:

http://www.theauthorityforums.com/forum/index.php

[MiddleSt0rm]

I'll join! My Gamer Tag is MiddleSt0rm, I have a mic. I don't really care about a name.... On second thought, Rectal Rangers sounds pretty good!!! And it's really my Gamer Tag, unlike "hary p ness"...

[carson3]

Definitly would love to join a clan to get certain achievements such as Untouchable and the Versus achievements!

Add me, CcAaRrSsOoNn3

[scelestus]

Add me, my gamertag is Aethra

a L4D clan would be awesome!

[ZiggY]

I'll join! My Gamer Tag is MiddleSt0rm, I have a mic. I don't really care about a name.... On second thought, Rectal Rangers sounds pretty good!!! And it's really my Gamer Tag, unlike "hary p ness"...


Fuck you, Rectal Ranger is my idea and I'm now using it. >=|
You can have poopfist though.

[Big Slipper]

Quoting: l4dfan
was interested, up until i read your names.


Same

Same

[OneKplus337]

How did I miss this thread and its amazing-ness?! Bump??

<3 Funky, always best comments, ALWAYS

[iKissedABoomer]

It totally makes the other team put their guard down.

Or think you're all mentally 11?

[SkullsN Crossd wires]

im willing to help u if u want.

[arsis]

lol after reading contact us at 'i just farted69' and 'i just pooped69'
there's no way I can take this seriously.

(////_-)

[SelfDefined]

Add eternal khaoz - im sick of people not knowing what theyre doing! Not to be up my own ass, but if my 3 team mates were like me, we'd own everyone!