Training wheels

[EClaris]

Well as a few of you might already know, I have been stricken with the misfortune of not having a playable copy of L4D. However I expect this to change at xmas (I really hope I get L4D for 360 as a gift), but I'm also visiting my dad this xmas break who happens to have a decent gaming PC (not sure on the exact specs, but 97% sure it can handle L4D). So I was wondering if I could have peoples steam tags from the forum. Now before the whole 'search plz' nonsense comes up I made another thread for a specific reason. Not only do I want to play with members of the forum on the PC since this is a once in a bluemoon chance, but my situation is a tad special.

Well first off, I haven't played L4D since the demo so I might be a bit rusty, but the main reason is I'm pretty much a console gamer, and I might be a but wonky on PC controls. Now I'm not saying I suck, but I would like people who won't yell at me right away for not being totally awesome.
EDIT Reading that again makes me sound like I suck, and I would like to say that i dont, I'm sure some of the people on the 360 would agree (Dre, please dont mention that molotov incident)

tl;dr I need steam ids of people who will put up with my attempt to crossover platforms

My Steam id is EClaris

PS I know I called searching nonsense but I would like to say that I support and advocate the use of the search function

[lilsamuraijoe]

lilsamuraijoe.


And I don't mind if you suck.

[Girls Are Pretty]

You have my ID. :) I take FF from you any day Claris.

[Dead Fish]

You should visit our L4D Steam group (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/l4d) chat, if you haven't yet. There are people playing mostly. ;) I wouldn't mind playing a game some time, either.

[EClaris]

You should visit our L4D Steam group chat, if you haven't yet. There are people playing mostly. ;) I wouldn't mind playing a game some time, either.
Ah, I didn't think that was the 411 chat, it's so big! but I regcognize a lot of names so that's good.

Joined

[Infest0125]

it's so big!

Why thank you Eclaris :)

Mine's Infest0125 btw.

[Godshelp]

My steam id is NPWHitman
Feel free to add me

[Thor-axe]

[411] Thor-axe the Impaler

I just added you so you rpobably won't need to search for me

[EClaris]

You have my ID. :) I take FF from you any day Claris.

It's not FF i have problems with, it's just moving smoothly.

HL was the first FPS on a PC I played, and I died more from platforming that anything else (Damn you ladders above vats of toxic waste!)


your pic makes me wonder where the hell Jet set radio 3 is...
I know, that and Alan Wake need to come into existence nao

[Grieverlionhart]

your pic makes me wonder where the hell Jet set radio 3 is...
Steam ID-Grieverlionheart

[throkral]

my steam id is throkral

[inverseops]

I always need someone to play with.

Steam: invops

[MartialTrooper]

When you get your copy for 360, don't forget to add me!

NorthernTrooper

[arsis]

Wait wait wait, why is everyone so anxious to play with you?
Are you a chick or something?

[EClaris]

Are you a chick or something?
I'm not sure how well known it is but yes. But like I said, I dont think it's forum common knowledge

[BaldingSteve]

BaldingSteve.
I added you.

[Govs]

Cow.... yes ..just Cow xD

[lilsamuraijoe]

I have a week until break.

[arsis]

lol it's so funny to see the regular 411 people suck up to someone like this. What if I told you guys I was a girl?

[lilsamuraijoe]

She asked for my steam name and I told her it. How is that sucking up?

[EClaris]

Cow, I couldn't figure out which one you were there's like 50 XP


And to arsis, I could lie and say I'm a prepubescent boy if it makes you feel better

[mazouth]

I could lie and say I'm a prepubescent boy if it makes you feel better
XD

feeling lonely arsis ?
You're quite popular around here indeed EClaris :)

[EClaris]

Eclaris is a milf?

Who the hell is Eclaris?
lol popular

[mazouth]

Yes there's actually a topic about it...
I remember AngelsDawn, and DeAdPeAcE. I met one girl I added as a friend today.
We left her 4 dead on first NM map XD, she wasn't too angry though and we had a lot of fun on the rest of the campaign.

Saying this because I don't really often meet girls in VG.


Hope you'll have the fun this game can deliver. See you soon ingame maybe.

*corrected, names were wrong.

[iH8lazyDead]

I really hope I get L4D for 360 as a gift
you're such a tease E :P

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

What if I told you guys I was a girl?

Open up a new account and enjoy. Its a quite nice experience when people on the internet actually talk to you, answer your questions, are polite or even friendly.

[Deek]

are polite or even friendly.
Fuck that.

[EClaris]

Open up a new account and enjoy. Its a quite nice experience when people on the internet actually talk to you, answer your questions, are polite or even friendly.
you have experience with this?

[Funky Biscuits]

EClaris is polite and friendly thats why she is so popular :3
That and the hormones yadda yadda

[BaldingSteve]

I bet she has really neat handwriting.

[EClaris]

I bet she has really neat handwriting.

XD
My handwriting is horrible, it's like a semi retarded man child trying to do cursive

[Funky Biscuits]

... and always hints of perfume

[Girls Are Pretty]

lol it's so funny to see the regular 411 people suck up to someone like this. What if I told you guys I was a girl?

EClaris and I are friends. Lay off it.

[EClaris]

EClaris and I are friends. Lay off it.
http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/data/media/1/best_friends_5.jpg (http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/data/media/1/best_friends_5.jpg)
Best Friends

[Graf Irrationale Zahl]

Fuck that.

Thanks for supporting my hypothesis.

you have experience with this?
Sure.

[OrangeCat X]

Quoting: Girls Are Pretty
EClaris and I are friends. Lay off it.


As a cat, I approve of the above picture.

[MartialTrooper]

Its not sucking up.

Persay, Ive read a lot of posts before making an account and just wanted to play with some people from 411.

Sorry for trying to have fun.

[Funky Biscuits]

Persay,
Hahahaha
Sorry I just watched the new South Park

[EClaris]

Hahahaha
Sorry I just watched the new South Park
We're NOT vampires! We're Goths!

[Funky Biscuits]

I actually wanted to be a vamp for 5 minutes after watching it just so I could wear fangs, glitter and meet with some vamp girls for lulz

[arsis]

Read through the posts and tell me people aren't sucking up.


Sorry to be the negative nancy here, my first post in the thread labeled me as that apparently.


I have bewbs too :-[ where are my minions?

[Deek]

Thanks for supporting my hypothesis.

No prob. I do what I can with what I'm given.

[EClaris]

I have bewbs too :-[ where are my minions?
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k168/jirvinone/post-tits-or-gtfo.png (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k168/jirvinone/post-tits-or-gtfo.png)

[Cyanyde]

cyanyde420

Anyone here can add me, just let me know who you are at some point so I don't think you're a total random.
(my gf plays on my account as well so people add me thinking it's her) :p

[BuzZombie]

Sorry to be the negative nancy here, my first post in the thread labeled me as that apparently.

So... your name's Nancy? ^_^

[Girls Are Pretty]

I have bewbs too :-[ where are my minions?

Depends on your cup size.

[arsis]

Nancy
Not letting my name out on the interwebz :D

EClaris
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/dancingchrist/post-tits-or-gtfo.png
See, I can do it too. I have yet to see your tits posted, soooo, gtfo i guess?

Depends on your cup size.
Big enough to suffokate.

[Girls Are Pretty]

If I can tit fuck I'm content. :p

But seriously, being a chick doesn't give you special benefits. The reason everyone is being nice to Claris is because she's a well liked and nice member of the forum who's been here for a while.

[EClaris]

Oh, arsis. I'm only teasing.


But seriously, being a chick doesn't give you special benefits. The reason everyone is being nice to Claris is because she's a well liked and nice member of the forum who's been here for a while.

Awwww thanks.
I've also lurked for much longer than my registration date

[Girls Are Pretty]

I lurked a long long time ago, lost interest in L4D, and then came back on Nov 2nd and started posting.

CHANGED MY LIFE MAN.

[EClaris]

CHANGED MY LIFE MAN.

I lost 10 lbs, won the lottery, and was elected class president because of 411

[iKissedABoomer]

But seriously, being a chick doesn't give you special benefits.

R u fucking serious?

They get to sit down without looking like a fag!!

[Girls Are Pretty]

I got addicted to L4D, destroyed my productivity, and cybered with Platypus.

[iKissedABoomer]

I got addicted to L4D, destroyed my productivity, and cybered with Platypus.

But did you kiss a Boomer?

[Funky Biscuits]

sit down
Im sure we have all sat down at some point

[iKissedABoomer]

Im sure we have all sat down at some point

No, I crap out the pores in my forehead.

[Funky Biscuits]

No, I crap out the pores in my forehead.
Girls don't poop though

[iKissedABoomer]

Girls don't poop though


EClaris. Do you poop?

[BuzZombie]

No, I crap out the pores in my forehead.

Sitting is not a requirement of the process... just ask the Japanese:
http://users.bestweb.net/~bennetc/JPNLowToilet.jpg (http://users.bestweb.net/~bennetc/JPNLowToilet.jpg)

[Funky Biscuits]

Im telling you man girls do not poop!

[arsis]

OH, I'm just being arrogant. Everybody loves arsis.

[iKissedABoomer]

Im telling you man girls do not poop!


I await confirmation.

Because a viral on the interwebs claims different!!

[EClaris]

Thank you kiss, for derailing my attempt at friends.

I hope you're happy

[BuzZombie]

Because a viral on the interwebs claims different!!

To be fair, I think most of us know about that particular viral. ((o.O))

Thank you kiss, for derailing my attempt at friends.
I hope you're happy

Sorry it was derailed, but I think I can speak for most of us when I say that nobody is happy remembering 2g1c.

[arsis]

nobody is happy remembering 2g1c.
I still fap to it.

[EClaris]

I swear to god if this turns into another fap thread...

[iKissedABoomer]

*reaches for the fap sock*

EClaris. If you want online friends, just get in a bikini, take a pic and wait until your PM inbox fills up of.

Can i have your XBL / Steam etc..

[iH8lazyDead]

I swear to god if this turns into another fap thread...
http://www.buckeyeinstitute.org/uploaded_images/Mean%20Teacher.jpgsorry had to do it :P

[iKissedABoomer]

^^

Faptastic.

[DangerWillRobinson]

I don't even remember my steam ID, shit. I hate forgetting simple shit like this. RAGE

[Shrubberyjsc]

How the hell did I miss this thread until now?

0.o


Fun times.

[Funky Biscuits]

How the hell did I miss this thread until now?
Embarrassing, seeing as you are a mod :3
DONT HURT ME

[iKissedABoomer]

DONT HURT ME

Hurt him in the butt, DOIT!

[Shrubberyjsc]

DONT HURT ME


A plane ticket to your location is not within my budget atm.

=)

[Funky Biscuits]

A plane ticket to your location is not within my budget atm.

=)

Use your Psychic Powers

[Girls Are Pretty]

Man. Fapping has sucked lately because I don't have lotion tissues.

[iKissedABoomer]

Man. Fapping has sucked lately because I don't have lotion tissues.


Borrow my fap sock?

[EClaris]

FapFest Here (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=7191)

[Girls Are Pretty]

FapFest here. (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=userinfo&user=2359)

[EClaris]

Wow, Girls.


Wow

[Funky Biscuits]

FapFest here.
I c wut u did thar :)

[Funky Biscuits]

You have no idea how scared I am to click that
Hahaha do it for massive LOL

[iKissedABoomer]

FapFest here.



GG 5 internetz for you.

[EClaris]

Hahaha do it for massive LOL
I did.


:(((

This is why you dont get nice things!

[iKissedABoomer]

I did.


:(((

This is why you dont get nice things!

You're our nice thing :D

[Funky Biscuits]

Poor EClaris is the subject of a practical joke :)

[iKissedABoomer]

And a large ammount of fapping.

[DangerWillRobinson]

I had so many lol'd moments just now i nearly came.

[EClaris]

;-;
Why is everyone here so mean?


and also, I'm must be dumb, because I dont think this is sucking up

[iKissedABoomer]

Answer the question.

DO GIRLS POOP?!

[Funky Biscuits]

I had so many lol'd moments just now i nearly came.
URL (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/jizz)
O rly?

[EClaris]

Answer the question.

DO GIRLS POOP?!

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you

[iKissedABoomer]

FAIIIIL!
[url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/jizz][/ O really?]

[Funky Biscuits]

FAIIIIL!
OMG that was there for a TENTH of a second, Fuck you Boomer!

[arsis]

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you
Worth it. I assume there would be a demonstration, you know, since you'd be killing me and all?

[BuzZombie]

I'm must be dumb

I'm must try not to point out the irony.

[EClaris]

I'm must try not to point out the irony.

I must not try to point out the misuse of irony

[iKissedABoomer]

I must not try to point out the misuse of irony

I must try not to point out your fly is down.

[Funky Biscuits]

I must try not to post on this thread

[iKissedABoomer]

I must try not to post on this thread


U r l0zes!

[Funky Biscuits]

U r l0zes!
OMG U TOO

[Shrubberyjsc]

D=

I've seen some derails in my day, but this takes the cake.

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/Photo18.jpg What is a good name for a guitar, I mean mine is called Bethany but I don't know wether it suits and I am always looking for a new name.

[Infest0125]

Camera whore much Funky? And I love this thread lol.

[arsis]

This isn't myspace funky.

[Funky Biscuits]

:)

[Infest0125]

My friend was just talking to be about myspace like two seconds ago...

0_o

[Funky Biscuits]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/Staaanky/alabama_derail.jpgMy friend was just talking to be about myspace like two seconds ago...
OMG NO WAI

[Infest0125]

OMG NO WAI

She asked me if for her profile she should choose hearts, polka dots, or sad rainclouds.

BTW E, if you have a myspace make sure you don't give it to any of us.

[Funky Biscuits]

BTW E, if you have a myspace make sure you don't give it to any of us.
>:
I dont

[Infest0125]

>:
I dont

Have one, never go on it though.

[Funky Biscuits]

Performing Thread CPR now....